id
stringlengths
6
9
status
stringclasses
2 values
_server_id
stringlengths
36
36
text
stringlengths
32
6.39k
label.responses
listlengths
1
1
label.responses.users
listlengths
1
1
label.responses.status
listlengths
1
1
label.suggestion
stringclasses
1 value
label.suggestion.agent
null
label.suggestion.score
null
test_7400
pending
fc561b44-9d37-4635-8c01-d911c37f8047
Roomies is the story of a guy who loses everything except his incredible girlfriend and an idea for a corn dog that he plans to patent and sell. Immediately his uncle dies and leaves him a house and a car, and he gets some roommates in to help pay the rent and gets a job. Then his girlfriend gets drunk and cheats on hi...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7401
pending
897ad851-a9e4-4a6c-9c3a-6fa6f2c94e2b
Oh boy.. This movie is so mediocre I don't really know what exactly to write about it. <br /><br />I think it's easier to write what it's not: <br /><br />It's not very entertaining. It's not original. And there's not one character in the whole movie I cared about.<br /><br />Kind of reminds me of a certain reality TV ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7402
pending
1209fe7c-688b-48b6-bd80-33ae61e93175
This is a typical college comedy and its very average. The story is OK but not very entertaining. Its about a unlucky guy named Reno who looses his job, gets his car ripped off and then his uncle dies in a stripbar. His got a girlfriend though (a nice one btw. :-). Anyway this uncle gives him his mansion in LA and merc...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7403
pending
3927a0ba-4169-46a4-a2de-6a353c6ea507
A tedious mixture of puerile efforts at humour with romantic relationship melodrama fails to provide this weakly made film with any flavour of reality. As action opens, Reno (A.J. Buckley) enters his apartment, there discovering his girlfriend in flagrante delicto with his roommate, who gloatingly tells Reno "Well, at ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7404
pending
8e8343f6-04bb-4d02-a2c7-922b4a4aadd2
University Professor Justin Thorne (Jimmy Smits) has got it made. A good-looking, sophisticated teacher, with a loving wife and two adorable children. He plays the saxophone, owns an expensive car and his students love and respect him. But when temptation calls, in the form of one of his bright, pretty, sexy and willin...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7405
pending
15f4c816-6b4f-49e2-9258-31f8caaceb80
'Gross Misconduct' was one of a series of texts released in Australia during the early-to-mid 1990s that explored the supposed victimisation of the Privileged Heterosexual Male in the age of feminism. This creature only needs look at a Pretty Young Thing, and he's accused of sexual harassment, and his life is ruined. D...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7406
pending
c56cbf12-e345-4629-afc7-5b2d86ea6ae6
The credits at the end read "ALL directed by Shigeru Izumiya". That's a fitting way to phrase it because it seems like filmed material from several projects were thrown together somehow, barely even attempting to make it all form one consistent work. It more felt like one of those music clip things that are marketed as...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7407
pending
285eb297-638d-4793-924a-f672d71da32d
Well I'd have to say that I do own this film and I only like the ending. The movie is boring and slow but the final fight is so funny. Lets just say that if the fake bird didn't attack the main evil guy this movie would be a 0 out of 10. The bird though makes it a 3. If you are truly bored or want something terrible to...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7408
pending
a2690d1f-d034-4f1d-9a20-c68b9cb671f2
This film was bad. I believe Elton (or is it Mike) Wong starred in it. Anyway it was the Wong that didn't have that goofy grin and looks meaner. He plays a man who is hit over the head and suffers brain damage. He recovers and gets revenge. Gordon Liu is the only one worth seeing in this film, but he doesn't get to do ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7409
pending
ef58a392-2b95-4c73-a3af-6b8b7caa01d5
This was a movie that could have been great if there were not so many unnecessary historical inaccuracies and if the actors had been chosen or made up to look a little more like the real persons (not very difficult). Sissi did not go to Mayerling to see her dead son, she also did not die in the street; they carried her...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7410
pending
60133a5b-1aa4-4f55-928a-912985893c05
The figure of empress Elizabeth of Austria (1837-1898) is, indeed, mostly associated with Romy Schneider and the Sissi trilogy by Ernst Marischka (1950s) where beauty, gentleness, sweetness but also history are ever present. This was the Sissi, perhaps myth for some; however, a powerful portrayal. The spirit of the Hab...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7411
pending
0f1257c2-5ef7-4403-b9b0-54fafbeeb323
In reality that happened: the royal mother in law and father in law lunched with the couple the day after the wedding and gave her the money in public. This troubled young Elisabeth so much that she never forgot the issue. We must remember she was only 16. She was so embarrassed that she kept a fear for sex all her lif...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7412
pending
effe5eac-064e-4e98-bc0d-a1988dd63420
Truly a great leap forward in the perfection of painful cinema.<br /><br />Everything about this film is bad. Acting (if it can be called that), lighting, sound, script (if there was one), editing, direction, camera work, it is all atrocious. There is not a single element that is done well. If I thought that this was i...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7413
pending
847dfdd7-68c5-4c25-bc84-111b58d3548e
It was (foolishly) with some degree of relish that I sat down to watch what a friend had promised would be the worst/best movie experience of my life, the mighty 'Roller blade 7'. 2 years on and I'm still in therapy. Oh yes my dear friends it REALLY IS THAT BAD. They obviously got about 40 minutes of footage in the can...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7414
pending
d73641f2-f8a4-4078-a513-91b98d0688d2
okay, let's cut to the chase - there's no way i can give this anything other then 1 out of 10; and yet you have to see it! The acting is bad, but is nothing like as bad as the script, which itself pales before the production values. Cardboard axes? yup, we've got then. Car floor mats painted silver and used as armour? ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7415
pending
6f8365c7-0683-4af1-818a-1b85b8ce5cb0
This has to be the greatest practical joke ever. I'm amazed that all the other actors kept a straight face. I might be wrong but the impression I get from this movie was that they duped Frank Stallone and Joe Estevez into acting in this movie that has a budget of just under $40, depending on how much those nerf bats an...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7416
pending
36756fea-f9a4-4552-ac24-6f99dcc96265
For many years Ed Wood's Classic 'Plan 9' has been considered the worst film ever made. Forget it The Roller Blade Seven is infinitely worse. The cast is made up of famous peoples brothers and almost famous or has been actors and actresses. The plot along with the budget and script are non-existent. The running time is...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7417
pending
e5813b0e-a0ba-42ed-aa87-7cac4c4086b1
I bought this movie from a market stall three years ago.. I gotta hand it to you when I sat down and watched it.. I thought 'OK! This is gonna be another big action B-movie..' Obviously I was wrong.. While watching this film.. I began to realise that this movie was taking me to another planet.. full of cr*p!<br /><br /...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7418
pending
14a88f37-5ab8-410e-8195-24a43315b43c
I knew that I was not about to see a quality film when this title was included in a 'B-grade video night' at a friends place. Despite the warnings, I was still surprised at just how bad this film was. It was fortunate that there were a lot of us there to share the pain with each other... The film attempts to tell the s...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7419
pending
d0a6ef86-35ce-4a4e-8455-632ffd701bb1
A post-apocalyptic warrior goes off to save some kind of Nun and on the way meets some cyber-punks on skates who want to kick his ass. This is one of the hardest to watch films ever, There are scenes with silence that seems to last hours before somebody comes out with the next badly written, badly acted line. There are...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7420
pending
78c9cd9b-e336-4400-a4f9-6f4e2edefe66
My house mate and I foolishly purchased the video of 'The Roller Blade Seven' from our local second hand video shop in the hope of finding a bad film to laugh at. This film isn't even laughable, it's pathetically poor, worse even than Jack Frost 2-and that's saying something. The script, acting, production, stunts, sou...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7421
pending
8685d7c3-7860-4386-be1f-8ddd15bdb560
This film is, far and wide and beyond any shadow of a doubt, the single worst and most contemptible film in the history of the universe.<br /><br />It really *is* that bad.<br /><br />Personally I have always enjoyed the guilty pleasure of a terrible film, and rented this one thinking it would be one of those. To my im...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7422
pending
fec29e25-3793-409e-bb99-813373388aba
Looking for a movie for your Turkey Film Festival? THE ROLLER BLADE SEVEN is on my list of the ten worst films of all-time. The plot, the story of a post-Apocalyptic roller blading samurai warrior, is a convoluted hodge-podge of film references of everything from STAR WARS to THE SEVEN SAMAURI. The acting fluctuates fr...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7423
pending
c20ddb71-4408-4e4a-a6aa-dec05774e2f9
I watched this film with a group of Nazis, a French Archaeologist and my ex-girlfriend on a small island in the Mediterranian.<br /><br />When the tape was started, myself and my girlfriend were tied to a wooden stake at the far end of this cave like area. I told her to close her eyes and no matter what happened not to...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7424
pending
aa400c34-0beb-49bc-99e4-a272f25cea80
Possibly the worst film within the genre in existence. It was announced as a comedy, but is simply tragically pathetic. I don't think anyone could have achieved anything more terrible and irritating if they were specifically requested to. It is toilet humour at its very poorest, I would avoid even watching the trailer....
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7425
pending
ac345dd6-e586-414d-99de-07a4d928d8e6
I had seen Rik Mayall in Blackadder and the New Statesman, so I thought I'd give this film a try.<br /><br />At around 4 pm I bought it, at around 8pm I started to watch, at around 8.15pm I fast forwarded the remaining film to see if there was anything left watchable for a human being with a brain... but there wasn't. ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7426
pending
5f3ff8e0-b563-4fe4-8dc9-e0674291130c
Being a HUGE fan of the bottom series i was really looking forward to the release of this film.I was eagerly anticipating a laugh a minute roller-coaster ride......alas.<br /><br />Where to start on this mess?i think its a good start to say that its hardly richie and eddie on our screens in the first place as none of t...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7427
pending
ff561621-1a1d-4ce8-babc-e79919d5fd60
The premise of Bottom crossed with Fawlty Towers sounds great! However, Ade Edmonson & Rik Mayall have managed to create a film that raises barely a titter. Ten years ago, Rik Mayall's mad stare and Ade's idiocy were funny, now they are just annoying.<br /><br />The film had promise - though the most horrendous hotel i...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7428
pending
8771e121-62d7-4ddc-9b4a-575b9d893a98
I have always been a fan of Bottom, grabbing as many videos as I could find of the series here in the states. The chemistry between Rik and Ade is always genius, and the combination of smart writing and utterly stupid humor seems to work without fail. I thus sat down to watch this movie with great eagerness... and was ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7429
pending
de93ae9f-48d4-49d0-bc6f-0aa8823a468b
Wow, this film was terrible. It is as simple as that. It is actually the first time that I walked out early, as far as I can remember. This turned out okay, though: I had a very nice chat with two most charming girls while we all waited for the rest to finally give up on that crap they called a "movie".<br /><br />Wher...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7430
pending
79d25c9a-972e-400e-a3e9-0dbf81c9b819
The unthinkable has happened. Having first witnessed it a few years ago, I have had a film that has been my benchmark for awfulness and that film was called "McCinsey's Island". A family adventure movie with Hulk Hogan and Grace Jones (I'm not making this up), it plunged to new depths of movie making and is still the o...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7431
pending
e470d929-7ddd-4c80-b2bd-5e34626a578b
Yep, this has got to be one of the lamest movies I've ever seen. It's utterly tasteless, has no style whatsoever, the story is so thin that you can watch television through it, and the whole film has so many holes you could drive an oil tanker through it.<br /><br />Sure, I appreciate a good B-movie as much as most mal...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7432
pending
041642ed-5dc0-403c-b1ea-35f337caeb59
This should have been a short film, nothing more. The Length of 1,5 hours is much too long, because after 10 minutes you have seen almost every joke. It's getting more and more on your nerves untill you finally kick out your brain to endure that movie.<br /><br />To do yourself a favor, don't mention to see that movie....
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7433
pending
7bbbf858-9652-4b4a-b297-bdda7ebec761
Apart from the fact that this film was made ( I suppose it seemed a good idea at the time considering BOTTOM was so popular ) the one thing that puzzled me about GUEST HOUSE PARADISO was what happened to the lighting ? There is absolutely no artificial lighting used in this film whatsoever , and I watched it on network...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7434
pending
fa6d3423-bf9f-47f5-8a97-e0c2228daa7b
Herman has made northern drama his own with Little Voice and Brassed Off, but the formula falters in this ropey, flat and contrived tale of two teenage delinquents trying to get season tickets to see Newcastle.<br /><br />Truancy, underage smoking and drinking, underage sex, teenage abortion, school bullying, drug abus...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7435
pending
38d4ce9b-2545-4d7c-8bee-4ca0da4032d8
The film is set in Newcastle on Tyne in north east England, the town where I was born and grew up. The film is also fundamentally dishonest - the way it presents the town, the kids, but above all the men of the town. In this film they are all stupid, violent, thieving, thugs.<br /><br />I suppose I could comment on the...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7436
pending
b3265b3e-f429-431e-b65c-ff64650240e5
Contrary to most of the comments in this section, I have to say this film just barely escapes the definition 'rubbish!'. The only readers who seem to be aware of what a catalogue of clichés it is are those who, like me, live in the north-east and know at first hand what the area is like. I am totally sick of films that...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7437
pending
78ae61ba-c418-4f2e-91f8-32abb9967c3d
After seeing PURELY BELTER I came onto this site to review it , but not only that I also had to check out the resume of the screenwriter / director Mark Herman . As soon as his name appeared on the opening credits I knew that I had seen his name before somewhere and after checking I found out he wrote and directed the ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7438
pending
be869e19-e7db-49f9-a817-4a03dd1b85fe
Two teenagers in the north-east of England are desperate to raise money and buy season tickets for their favourite football team. They go through a series of "comic misadventures" but come up smiling in the end.<br /><br />The trailer for this film sells it as a comedy and includes most of its light-hearted moments. Ho...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7439
pending
d42f053f-29a7-42cf-a1cf-c2e65fcd65f5
I think we are supposed to think what wonderful salt-of-the-earth characters. Unfortunately, this is lame and laboured.<br /><br />As always with any production set in Newcastle, there are numerous shots of the Tyne Bridge and frequent attempts to show what great 'characters' Geordies are. The viewer is never allowed t...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7440
pending
4bcd26fb-4911-4033-9556-e728fc0cea74
Very strange. But meant to be. This director is his own man. Even through there are strains if Polanski, Bergman, and Kafka at least in the episode no 6, the peeping tom one. What made it all so strange, and reminiscent of the above three artists, was that it went all over the place, you never knew where it was headed,...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7441
pending
61078025-97e4-4f7c-af20-d2a24b78e2b4
Think of an extremely low-rent version of "Heathers," and you've got "Pep Squad." That sums up the flick in a nutshell. I must give credit where credit's due, though. The film has a nice visual appeal to it. I liked the cinematography, I liked the wild color schemes, I liked the costume designs. But without good acting...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7442
pending
c0d9f94a-0f9d-4973-a79d-3be0c1b26048
With Pep Squad receiving an average of 4.7 on IMDb.com, no wonder Steve Balderson slanders this website so. But the fact is that Pep Squad is a poorly crafted "black" "comedy" (both words in quotation marks for a reason). It's a movie full of over-acting (Cherry, Beth's Mother), coupled with a couple of lethargic perfo...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7443
pending
4193ad79-be35-4a7c-8d53-a2989539baa3
This is a really really bad movie. That may seem like an oversimplification. A fickle, childish retort comparable to a petty unsubstantiated insult. The truth is, there is not enough I can say about the confusing senseless plot, the really atrocious acting (I'm talking nasty here folks), or the random images of violenc...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7444
pending
8964c818-80e2-4940-8a44-b840892a54b3
Saw the film at it's Lawrence, Kansas premiere. This wavering story about a group of disgruntled highschoolers killing off the competition for prom queen was just awful. It fails for many reasons - bad acting, bad script, no clear point. But mainly it just felt like the filmmakers said to themselves - "Hey I have some ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7445
pending
8754e9b2-9aae-4de4-aefc-a821812e27d0
I don't mean to sound pretentious here, but to call this the next cult classic is yet another example of the lowering standards filmmakers have for themselves. This movie is an offense to everything we hold sacred, and not in the good "artsy " way of offending. This film becomes the archetype for PAINFUL dialogue, deli...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7446
pending
3e653f4d-1230-4eeb-9201-c05e4f200c28
...but I would be lying. A relative was a crew member, and we got to go watch the production of this movie for a couple of days (and I was an extra). I get to die and have a second of screen time, not that I plan on moving to Hollywood anytime soon. I just thought it was awesome to see how movies are made and be a part...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7447
pending
d0bc4ccf-2b4a-435a-bfc3-6387755d6a59
PEP SQUAD is at a very low point with its confusing plot line and horrible acting.<br /><br />First, let's tackle the characters. Cherry (Brooke Balderson) continues to hold an outrageous, boiling anger throughout the entire film, which is due to her overwhelming passion to become prom queen. However, it becomes comple...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7448
pending
d5ed4036-d57c-4ba5-9758-fa0c5c34e749
The 2002 version of "The Time Machine" is just the latest in a string of terribly disappointing Hollywood remakes that fall flat on their face despite extravagant special effects. <br /><br />What a lousy, uninspired bland story, with no imagination. Why so totally rewrite such a wonderful sci-fi classic? Are today's m...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7449
pending
d2e34eb1-a04f-4e46-8120-ddec53d10585
H.G. Wells is spinning. No doubt about it.<br /><br />Really, this would have been a decent sci-fi/adventure movie, if it hadn't been based on a classic novel and directed by the author's grandson. I kept hearing about how this would be the definitive version of the novel. What resulted was a pathetic and simpleminded ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7450
pending
0e18438f-7128-4721-8aa7-3112c6547310
Guy Pearce looks like and acts like a Calvin Klein underwear model, or one of those bimbo guys who wear Levi's Jeans and stand in front of a herd of stampeding Buffalo because they realize that Buffalo like Levi's too. In every scene, Guy Pearce looks like he is saying, "Look at me, I am so pretty!" As a hero, his char...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7451
pending
74f5908d-389b-44b9-b04a-7f1d1fbb2817
Worst. Movie. Ever. I can't believe they had to hire Jeremy Irons to give this piece of crap some credibility - and still failed. Did they think that if they stuck to the plot of the book that their target audience wouldn't be able to figure it out on their own? (probably). "Hey, let's make lots of things explode and g...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7452
pending
572d6002-8e38-456d-a9c2-2405c9feb46e
It's a Time Machine all right. It runs in "real time" for 96 minutes but it felt like 96 years. The first 20 minutes were utterly superfluous. Massive amounts of "dead" time throughout. What happened? When will something happen? Who cares? Apparently the film was made on a tight budget, I note for your edification the ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7453
pending
9cdcaf03-122a-4a5f-b18d-1d84dc3d3919
After reading the novel which is about a one hour read, watching this film became a sad disappointing experience. Just as he did in prince of Egypt simon wells somehow managed to direct a script that took away all the drama and mystery out of its source material and turned it into this homogenized nonsense. Now I'm a s...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7454
pending
8c234fcb-1507-4102-97b8-2a96c525faf4
I was one of the many fools who were sapped out into paying for this at the theater, even though I payed 4 bucks for matinée (before 6pm) prices.<br /><br />The remake's story was ho-hum, the CGI Morlocks were lame, the Eloi were rastafarian to mimic today's fads (no I did not think the chick was hot at all), the re-ki...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7455
pending
5abc2228-a824-403c-9318-c2558ef60151
This movie sucked. From beginning to end it was predictable. There was absolutly no chemistry between Pearce and the Mumba chick. The plot went nowhere, floating off into oblivion. All of these led to the movie being very hilarious in its stupidity. And I wanted to strangle Orlando Jones, the guy just needs to go away.
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7456
pending
a4913cda-d6eb-4fe3-ac2c-7fd19b13cc48
If you loved the early-60's version of "The Time Machine", don't waste your time; as with last year's "The Planet of the Apes", this has been "reimagined", and not for the better. And, just as with "Planet...", its lead actor is woefully miscast and leaden; Guy Pearce, a terrific actor of great range, is all wrong for ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7457
pending
f9492fbd-566b-475f-b4e9-ed5ff0198738
The Time Machine starts in New York during 1899 where Professor Alexander Hartdegen (Guy Pearce) proposes to his beloved girlfriend Emma (Sienna Guillory) who accepts, unfortunately just after they are attacked by a mugger & Emma is shot dead & dies in Alexander's arms. Jump forward 'Four Years Later' & Alexander has b...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7458
pending
cb175f0d-8a75-4059-bffa-378a0b7ad61f
This movie is a disgrace. How can you take one of the greatest science fiction stories of all time and turn it into some kind of half-assed love story. The entire beginning of the movie was not in the H.G. Wells story and didn't need to be. Also the Eloi were done completely wrong. They did build houses or form any kin...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7459
pending
662ef7ae-218e-4449-b8b6-2bf722e41f77
Do you know that they want to escavate the Moon for real?And in Geneve there is the debated project that could lead to make possible time machine?All i can say about this movie that is based on facts about future(at the time of the movie)scientifical projects but real. Hope the moon will exist not happen as in the movi...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7460
pending
a13d79b2-4ed3-422c-a2fd-afcb5e693af9
Having not read the original book or seen the earlier film, and indeed knowing nothing about the storyline of either of those or the current film, I came to this film with an open mind.<br /><br />It's really difficult to know where to start a comment on the film, because the whole thing seems so confused. It seems lik...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7461
pending
37158ad5-c743-4749-bf56-a27d46f1dd44
This was one of the worst films i have ever seen. I'm still trying to get over how bad it was. Just because it has Godard's name attached to it, doesn't make it great. Beyond the fact it makes absolutely no sense, we see one insanely long shot of a traffic jam that is not stunning, unbelievable or anything of the sort....
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7462
pending
6d58199a-4870-48a6-a144-0583afd75c5e
This is a polarising film. People either love it or despise it, it seems. Me, I despise it. The film comes from the same context as Lindsay Anderson's Oh Lucky Man, but while that is a masterpiece, this is just horrible.<br /><br />Both films take Kafka's unfinished novel - America, for their inspiration and general id...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7463
pending
e637803a-4163-47f3-b9df-2b8da1855a00
If you like me is going to see this in a film history class or something like that at your school, try to convince your teacher to see something else. believe me, anything is better than this movie. it is slow paced, confusing, boring, poorly constructed, gory, gringy, do I need to go on? It's message is good, but I ha...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7464
pending
7ca1bd07-5c78-4f17-b9b6-03d87cb50499
I saw this film in a Cinema-Club in Germany in 1970. Most of the attendees were from the local private school at which I was teaching. I had seen a few Godard films previously while I lived in France, and, though they hadn't been my favorites, I could at least make sense of them. Being able to speak French helped.<br /...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7465
pending
031e0499-72a7-4775-89fa-40ae64cb289f
I work at the video store that rents this video in Lexington and I must say...it should have never been made. I even know some of the people who worked on it who regret doing so. Bad effects, horrid acting, bad script especially. I swear the dialog wouldn't have passed for the original PSX Resident Evil; it's that bad....
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7466
pending
c48b9a99-b4ed-4b99-a163-068ce52b8e9d
Once a month, I invite a few friends over for a "Retarded Movie Night". We look forward to movies that are either so bad they're funny or movies that know they don't have a plot and just show a lot of chests. Last night, we were unfortunate enough to have Zombie Planet as one of our movies. The cinematography is on par...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7467
pending
429bc1eb-c2b8-48ca-a26d-1e832732c268
Now, I'm a big fan of Zombie movies. I admit Zombie movies usually aren't all that good, but I like them anyways. Despite the crappy acting and worthless dialogues that occur in almost all Zombie movies, this one is by far the worst. See, there are a few ground rules with zombie-movies. 1. Zombies are suicidal. Tactics...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7468
pending
106cb3ba-95d0-4b43-878f-53d9179a934c
Just when you think that you've seen the worst the zombie sub-genre can offer, along comes another budding Romero and his team of no-talent mates to prove you wrong.<br /><br />I've suffered the Zombie Bloodbath trilogy, endured Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill, sat semi-comatose through The Zombie Diaries, and...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7469
pending
726df529-9393-455f-8d7f-419005bbdb5f
I live and work in Lexington, Kentucky, the town where Zombie Planet was filmed. I'd heard about the film forever ago, from various people who claimed to be a critical part of the production. Then, for several years, I heard absolutely nothing. Imagine my surprise when I found it sitting all by itself at the local vide...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7470
pending
8f4ea4a7-e57f-4e7b-a120-1ec57e19e904
Zombie Planet seems like an example of good ideas and laudable ambition overstepping budget. I thought the explanation for the zombies was real original and gnarly, and loved the dog munching in the exposition scene. The rest of the gore was effective in a low budget kinda way, but too spaced apart throughout the movie...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7471
pending
265050ef-a4cf-429a-ae9b-ef6c16ff1df7
Set in the near future a dark stranger walks into some southern American city plagued by zombies. Settling with a group of friendly face inhabitants our stranger learns the harsh realities of city life. There are two groups of people; the upper classes who dwell safely behind the concrete walls of the city being provid...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7472
pending
f0f75c80-95cd-40df-8eee-e1f8ebadc3d6
In the 50's, a gay photographer called Bob Mizer (Daniel MacIvor) founded an agency of male models, releasing a muscle magazine called "Physique Pictorial" and movie of men, and many of the models became prostitutes. "Beefcake" shows the rise and fall of this pervert.<br /><br />Alternating footages from the 50's, test...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7473
pending
6f93f4b8-7aac-4933-8b45-e48b05ce014b
...left behind when the ostensible heroine's Venus flytrap makes any man whose sexual advances are forced upon her--ahem!--disappear. Fiona "This IS my career!" Horsey is an attractive enough screamqueen ingenué, although I found her acting chops to be suspect. With better direction, and a better vehicle, she might imp...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7474
pending
8c64455f-f576-43a4-a3c7-b542211d7520
The main premise for this movie is every woman's fantasy: a vagina that kills and eats men. Well at least it is a fantasy for every woman who has ever had a fight against a man. What's that, 99.9999% of women? But don't worry it's not a gory kind of eating of men. It's more like a comical slurping them in, like a drain...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7475
pending
24a086dc-e661-4dae-8cf0-24110485fc99
So umm this woman has a vagina that sucks people into it when they umm do it and there's this dude who like follows her around...everywhere....and uhh is umm in love with her and she cant love him back because of her thingy. Well her thingy starts talking to her...sort of...it just says feed me over and over and she tr...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7476
pending
3f1dd5fd-4595-4a8c-b42b-9b320038511d
Am I the only one to think that this is a bad movie?<br /><br />I admit that horror movies often lack things like a big story or good acting or even good special effects. But the way these deficiencies come together in this movie is surprisingly pitiful.<br /><br />Miserable story: The idea of a raped vagina that takes...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7477
pending
791a502f-cc19-4abb-97ea-93bfab1bf5f3
Hello all--for what it's worth, I'm in a doctoral program on Indonesian politics and returned this semester after about a year's fieldwork, most of it in Jakarta.<br /><br />I'm a big movie fan generally, so I went out as often as I could, and bought tons of local VCDs while I was there. This one I saw in the theater, ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7478
pending
9ab2d5a5-6b40-4db0-a31f-e67c98ff031b
How can this movie be described? Oh yeah I've got it wretched!!!<br /><br />I'm not big on chop socky, but this is just plain garbage. Anyone who would waste their money to pay to see it, is just too sad for words.
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7479
pending
58c641b6-5492-44cd-b894-55be0f3cd7c5
I was ready for a Crouching Tiger style movie and all I got was the worst movie i've seen in years. It was almost as bad as Baron Von Munchhuasen. Dead script. Dead acting. Dead everything. <br /><br />Granted there was some good fight scenes but the positive side ends there. If this movie arrives in your house run scr...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7480
pending
81b2e37d-c599-486e-92f1-93a6d0f6f2d6
Sure, it's hard being gay, especially in the south. We get it. Over... and over again.<br /><br />What stood out was that the film makers focused almost wholly on the more "extreme" characters in these small town gay bars; the drag queens, the seedy sleaze of a bar long-closed, and on a guy who was brutally murdered fo...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7481
pending
86652607-8b75-4f8a-bd17-afac4cec2659
Maybe it's unfair to dislike a movie for what it isn't, rather than what it is, but I approached this hoping that finally a filmmaker would make a movie about small-town rural gay men and women. Instead, the focus is primarily on the outrageous bigotry (big news!) of the locals (and those in outlying areas) and the rea...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7482
pending
33c125c9-02a8-459f-a39d-3858fd530917
After spending half an hour examining Rumors, a gay bar located outside Tupelo, Mississippi, SMALL TOWN GAY BAR shifts focus to the murder of Scotty Weaver in Bay Minette in order to demonstrate the risks run by the interview subjects. But there is a problem here. Bay Minette isn't near Tupelo, as the film implies. It ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7483
pending
779558e3-1414-4c5e-9222-c50452fee2ad
What garbage, is there actually no part II? If this movie actually ends the way it did, everyone involved with this movie should be ashamed. This movie is nothing close to a movie like Outbreak, which was actually a fairly decent movie. This movie was rushed in hopes of being able to gain a few easy dollars. I started ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7484
pending
3a5a1e39-6c71-42d8-bb3b-701fb7919324
The C class cast and poorly transitioned scenes, complete with terrible acting have led me too believe this would make a good TV only release such as the FX presentation of a smallpox outbreak. At my local blockbuster however, about 9 copies are held on the shelves, none of which were checked out when I rented the titl...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7485
pending
b44cb90f-96bd-4db0-a656-c3cb8b60009a
Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America: 3 out of 10: This movie is both funny and sad. The funny part is fairly obvious as this certainly isn't a sober look at a possible impending crisis. This is a modern version of The Swarm. And much like those killer bees (and the so called killer bee crisis that prompted them) Bird Fl...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7486
pending
09bf1254-e897-4c47-9db6-fbb3e6c49ea9
I watched this movie on TV last night, hoping for a realistic account of what could happen if there were an outbreak of some highly transmittable disease. I was disappointed, and I think the movie was garbage. It did not seem real to me. Some of the acting was awful, in particular that of the doctor. She was about the ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7487
pending
21cdab35-2bdc-4fd0-8a9b-dfc60ddbd7e4
Clearly, Andreas Bethmann would like to wear Jess Franco's crown whilst coveting (at least cinematically) the old workhorse's wife, Lina Romay. Romay plays a corrupt, salacious, masturbating prison warden in this modern, ambitious W.I.P. film. With some exceptions, many of Franco's films are ineptly produced and direct...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7488
pending
0509f59e-41b6-4560-815f-c24645f08c85
I thought this was an extremely bad movie. The whole time I was watching this movie I couldn't help but think over and over how bad it is, and how that was $3.69 down the drain. The plot was so jumpy. They did an excellent job at the beginning of explaining who dated who in high school, but they never really explained ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7489
pending
008a6359-462e-42c3-8a7d-067ce3826a1d
I'd picked this one up time and time again in the rental store, wondering if I should give it a shot. Today I broke down and gave it a whirl, and I probably shouldn't have.<br /><br />While the writer/director did give the film a respectable effort, it fell far short of engaging. The characters, while you wanted to fee...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7490
pending
091599cc-6381-40e2-a2a7-5947e237e3fd
Jon Good's Wife (simply one of the worst titles for a film ever), or The Red Right Hand (another absolutely awful sounding title that means nothing & has no relevance to the film) under which I saw it, is set in 'Salem, Massachusettes 1978' (incidently the year I was born which was quite possibly the best thing to happ...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7491
pending
9f6e4a2b-232a-43c6-9303-d2dc734a14bd
It's not often I feel strongly enough to post something about a film. This was, however, simply the worst movie I have ever seen. The performances were laughable at best, at worst they were, well, there's no other word for it, awful. Especially the lead female who's random sexual come-ons have to be seen and heard to b...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7492
pending
c869ae22-4355-408a-9210-e2f8faf5ae1a
I don't think I've ever gave something a 1/10 rating, but this one easily gets the denomination. I find it hard just to sit through one of his jokes. It's not just that the jokes are so bad, but combine that with the fact that Carson Daily has zero charisma, can't set up or finish a punchline, and you've got a late nig...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7493
pending
364c119f-72c4-40c2-835b-df7a45527ed6
Carson Daly has to be the only late night talk show host that isn't a comedian. What was NBC thinking! He's not funny! The writing is horrible to! All of the sketches are painful to watch. The current new karaoke isn't funny at all, especially since he tells you what they are going to sing before they sing it! The esca...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7494
pending
fd0959c4-e79d-445f-ad23-631edf34af94
Nothing Carson Daly has EVER said or done on this show has EVER made me laugh, or even smile a little. I DO NOT understand how this show has survived for so many years.<br /><br />Even the "funny" band member is just like one of those kids in high school who thinks nobody is good enough to even look at him. Daly and th...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7495
pending
3c8cf65d-239e-484c-a86c-37153369fd83
Before Last Call w/ Carson Daly, my local NBC affiliate aired much more worthwhile programming after Late Night w/ Conan such as second city TV, 3rd Rock From the Sun & Carline in the City reruns, and some stand up comedy. These days there is nothing worthwhile to watch because all I get to see is Carson Daly and his a...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7496
pending
723e77cf-7079-4fa2-8b94-88b21b90053b
He seems to be a control freak. I have heard him comment on "losing control of the show" and tell another guest who brought live animals that he had one rule-"no snakes." He needs to hire a comedy writer because his jokes are lame. The only reason I watch him is because he some some great guests and bands. <br /><br />...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7497
pending
f53c5e41-5d89-4adc-bb97-a76fba3a471f
For a while when I was in-between jobs I had a habit of watching all the late night talk shows. For a while I had a good selection: Conan, Leno, Letterman, Ferguson, Kimmel...<br /><br />Until I reached the 1:30 a.m. time slot. The time between Conan and X- Files, on SciFi. And the only show on at that time was (and cu...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7498
pending
975dae80-117b-4d31-a0d6-615ece4c7146
Maybe the best part of the show is the fact that it creeps up right after Conan O'Brien and Late Night's fans are all of a sudden unsuspectingly watching Carson's show. Carson Daly can't hold a candle to Leno, Letterman, O'Brien or any other late night talk show host, and Last Call seems to miss more than hit in this h...
null
null
null
neg
null
null
test_7499
pending
6e6bf252-4d6d-44c0-9941-f221eabda00f
Again, we're getting a melange of themes well covered by so many previous films. The good and the bad son story, courtesy East of Eden. The American marine hero story, who doesn't consider himself to be one due to what he knows. And the grieving wife potentially falling in love with another man story.<br /><br />The me...
null
null
null
neg
null
null