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"Today I was at a bar with my girlfriend having fun. I noticed a guy I went to college with at the next table. I tried to avoid eye contact with him, but he saw me. He shouts out calling me the guy who puked in a margarita glass. Now I'll never live that story down with my girlfriend." |
"Gina did well in school, but she was shy. Her teacher gave her a part narrating the class play. Gina didn't want to be in the play. She saw the crowd and she froze. Gina ran off the stage crying." |
"When Zachary moved to his new town, he went to meet his neighbors. He stopped at all the houses, greeting them. Everyone was welcoming and friendly. One lady invited him in for a snack. Zachary loved his new town!" |
"Lynn lost her glasses while vacationing in Amsterdam. She was upset at not being able to see the sights. Fortunately, she found an eye doctor who would see her immediately. The doctor gave Lynn and updated glasses prescription. With her glasses, Lynn was able to enjoy the Van Gogh museum." |
The dog chased the rabbit around the yard. The rabbit was very fast. The dog nearly caught the rabbit twice. The rabbit ran under the fence. The rabbit managed to get away. |
"Last night we were going to leave the park. Susie would not get out of her seat to move though, She was a fussy child. We begged her for an hour. Finally we bribed her with candy so she ended up moving." |
Tracy was buying a new car. The dealership wasn't offering her a lot for her old car. Tracy decided to sell her old car herself. Tracy had a cousin that was looking for a car. Tracy sold her old car to her cousin. |
"Suzie was going to be a bridesmaid for her friend's wedding. She was getting her dress fit one day. Suddenly, she felt a sharp prick. The seamstress apologized for poking her with a needle. Suzie decided that she'd had enough for the day." |
The couple was going through a nasty divorce. They had to go to court to divide their assets. The judge gave them his ruling. Both sides were angry and bitter. It had been a tense hearing. |
Tom got a call from his sister. She wanted to come over in three hours. His place was a mess. He cleaned his house. They had a good time at his house. |
"Jane woke up one morning and decided to go visit her friend Mike. She put on her clothes and shoes then out the door she went. Mike was happy to see Jane when she arrived at his house. However, terrible gas came over Jane and she let out a stinky fart. Mike became angry about the awful smell and ordered Jane to leave.... |
Matt played video games all of the time. He decided that he would enter a tournament for Tekken. He picked his favorite character to learn all of their moves. When the time came he entered the competition. He was able to win second place overall. |
"Dan's father walked with him and his friends across the neighborhood. It was Halloween and they were looking for candy. A man in a Scream costume suddenly ran towards them. They chased everyone across another street. Once Dan dropped his candy, the man took it and ran away." |
"Tom was initially excited when his wife announced she was pregnant. But as the months went on he became more and more nervous. He began to doubt whether he'd be a good father at all. By the time she went into labor, he was beset with doubts. But his doubts disappeared when he saw his child for the first time." |
"Will attended an amateur car show with custom cars. And it inspired him to modify his own car. He got a new paint job. And he bought expensive rims and body parts. The next year, Will brought his car to the show and amazed everyone." |
Josh and Emily had been dating for six years. On their sixth anniversary Josh bought her a wedding ring. He knelled down on one knee and popped the question. Emily told him no and that she had been seeing someone else. Heartbroken Josh didn't leave his apartment for weeks. |
"Kelly couldn't get a good night's sleep in her bedroom. The lights outside were too bright. She bought some blackout curtains to make it darker. Finally, her room was dark! She slept so well that night." |
The family was renovating their home. They knocked down a wall between the kitchen and living room. It really opened up the space! They loved the changes. They got to work planning their next project. |
The family drove back home. They had come from a dinner. The dinner was an hour away. They got their picture taken with a coach. It was Dennis Franchione. |
Carin watched a movie about sharks. She became scared of swimming in open water. Her friends invited Carin to join them at the beach. Carin was afraid. She declined the invitation. |
"Debbie felt lonely all the time. She had trouble making friends at school. Her parents bought her a terrarium and a couple of toads. She loved the toads, but could not help feeling patronized. Her loneliness did not subside." |
"Han was driving his car on the street. After making a wide turn, his car spun out of rotation. He had trouble gaining control. Therefore, he had to stop on the side of the road. A nail was found on the front left tire of the car." |
"Lynn was in a lot of pain. She had a horrible headache. She took Advil and laid down, but nothing helped. Lynn decided to try a warm compress. Finally, she had some relief!" |
The dog went to its bowl. There was no water in it. The dog whimpered really loudly. The owner saw the bowl. The owner refilled the dog's water bowl. |
"Chris worked as a busboy at a Mexican restaurant. One night after work, he stole some margarita glasses. As he was leaving the parking lot the manager flagged him down. The manager only asked Chris if he would work on Tuesday. The manager didn't see the glasses, so Chris vowed not to steal again." |
Melinda wanted go and see a band on Saturday night with her friends. She and her friend mowed 30 lawns to get money for tickets. The money was stolen from her locker at school. She told the entire school what had happened. A bunch of her classmates pitched in enough money to buy her tickets. |
"Heather had a lot to get done today. She woke up earlier enough, then she saw a sink full of dishes. Heather's house full of teenagers left the dishes dirty in the sink. She asked her oldest daughter to get them done before she left. Hailey did the dishes for her mother before they left for the day." |
"Kevin went to the local kite festival. He thought the kites were pretty, but he quickly grew bored. He took some scissors, and cut the strings of several airborne kites. He laughed heartily as the kites sailed into oblivion. Kevin was escorted out of the park by the festival security guards." |
Natalie had never been in a helicopter before. She decided to take a ride while on vacation. The helicopter took her over waterfalls and mountains. It was an amazing way to see the scenery! Natalie was happy that she had finally experienced a helicopter. |
The kids gathered their supplies. They were carving their pumpkins that night! They traced the shapes with a marker. Then they carefully carved them out. The put candles inside and lit them. |
"I had cut sugar from my diet for two months. At a party, a piece of cheesecake tempted me. I gave in. The cheesecake was magnificent. I planned to relapse now and then in the future, but prudently." |
Harold was clumsy. He tried ice skating but it didn't go well. He fell down and broke his leg. The ambulance came to help him. He got a cast and some crutches. |
"Drew went to play basketball with his friends. He went for a lay up and jumped high enough to dunk. Drew was shocked because he had never dunked before. Drew smiled triumphantly, but everyone else started to laugh. They had lowered the rim by a foot prior to playing." |
"Laby was cutting her flowers in her garden. When she went to make a cut, she pricked her finger on a thorn. She started bleeding and she ran inside to get a bandaid. There were no bandages so she wrapped her finger in duct tape. Her children laughed at her funny appearance." |
Allie was rather fussy. She didn't want to go to bed. So she stayed up. Her mom told her to go to bed. But she refused so she had to give up a toy. |
"The family loved watching tv together. One day, their tv broke! The screen went blank. They decided to buy a new one. They went to Best Buy immediately to replace it." |
Tina wanted some new dishes. She found beautiful plates at the store. She bought ten of them. She set the table with them that night. They looked great! |
"Waiting for the next train to pull up, Harry was nervous. He was only a few hours away from his big interview. Spending the last three months sending out resumes, this was it. Boarding the train, he noticed something strange about the inside. He had hopped on the wrong color train, and would be late." |
"Sue was at the coffee shop. She ordered her usual iced latte from the barista. When she got to the cashier to pay, her order was already paid for. Sue decided to leave money anyway. She was thankful for her own kind gesture and wanted to do the same." |
The weatherman had said it would storm heavily today. Bailey and her friends were inside. The storm came and the power went off. Bailey and her friends were scared. They were very thankful when the storm passed and the power came back. |
Anna went up in a hot air balloon. She was afraid at first. Heights terrified her! But soon she was distracted by the scenery. It was breathtakingly beautiful! |
"James lived in a very dark and old house. The house had a huge history and it meant a lot to James. One day there was a big storm and the house began shaking. After the storm, the house collapsed on itself. James was forced to call the police for help." |
"Dina failed all of her classes for the semester. Since she was discouraged, she decided to quit school for a while. Unfortunately, she picked up some drinking habits. Her mom noticed that she turned into an alcoholic. Dina didn't realize the consequences until she caught a heart attack." |
Johnny and his friends were going to the football game. They had a tradition of tailgating before kick off. They loaded up the grill and coolers. After hours of partying in the parking lot they headed to the stadium. They watched their team win big. |
Today Logan is going to the Library. He is going with his Grammy. They look at many books. He wants to check out 3 books. He has to get a library card to do so. |
"Luke got a job working at McDonald's. He was assigned to the fry station. Luke couldn't resist eating some of the fries. When someone ordered, there were no fries available. Luke was fired the same day." |
The family went to a movie. They bought a giant bucket of popcorn. The dad was carrying the bucket through the aisles. He tripped and dropped the bucket! Popcorn went all over the theater! |
My sister-in-law collected elephant figurines for years. Lately she tired of this hobby. She gave me two figurines to sell on eBay. I was unable to sell them. She says she now has a closetful of elephants. |
"Sam was eager to learn how to drive. And at first, he thought driving would be a lot of fun. But when he started driving, he felt very frustrated. And he had trouble dealing with traffic and other drivers. So Sam decided to only use public transportation." |
"My mom asked me what I wanted to eat. I told her that I wanted a hamburger with french fries. When she came home, she brought huge bag of groceries. When, I looked inside, here was only raw meat and vegetables. She changed her mind about fast food and decided to cook." |
Sally was afraid of flying but wanted to go to Paris. She decided she needed to face her fears so that she could go. While boarding the plane she was very nervous. Once it was time for take off she knew she would be fine. As she walked off the plane she knew she made the right choice. |
Mally is swimming in the pool. She attempts to do a water trick. She gets a really bad cramp. She cannot swim and starts drowning. A lifeguard jumps in and saves her from drowning. |
Mila wanted a pet. She went to the pet store to look for one. At the pet store Mila saw a puppy. Mila loved the puppy and took it home. Mila was happy she found her new pet. |
"Casey decided he wanted to throw a big party. He put together a guest list and sent out invitations. He hired a deejay and they picked out some music choices. The day before the party, Casey bought a ton of food and drinks. The shindig was a terrific success and Casey had a great time." |
"In 2014 I got our friends Joe and his wife Mary a museum membership. They had unlimited access to the Gardner Museum in Boston for one year. They live in Manchester, NH, an hour away. They tried to go to the museum but never did, all of 2015. They had intentions of going, but never followed through." |
"Finn met with his friends one evening for drinks. He had a few beers and already felt out of it. He asked for someone sober enough to get him home. As there was no one, he chose to drive himself anyway. While driving he almost hit a tree and swore not to drink again." |
We were worried my cat would not get along with our new kitten. My cat would hide all day long since the kitten showed up. We heard a racket in the middle of the night. The cats were playing with each other. They are now best friends and play together all the time. |
Nick was eighteen and decided to vote. He went online and signed up in the registry. Then he waited to get his voter ID card in the mail. He made sure to take the card with him on election day. Then he stepped into the voting booth and voted! |
Tom was walking. He suddenly saw a wallet. He picked it up and tried to find the owner. He could not find him. He kept it. |
"Arden needed some help loading up garbage to take to the city dump. He wanted to take his son Glavine, but he was still sleeping. Then he wanted to take his son Austin, but he was also still sleeping. Then he realized he had to take his son Christian, who isn't helpful. Arden took Christian, because his help is better... |
Sally was planning a trip across state. There was a long bridge on her route. Sally was terrified to cross that bridge. Sally planned an alternate route. Sally passed a different way and didn't have to cross the bridge. |
Carlos computer broke. He looked up online for places who fix computers. He found a good place. Carlos drove to the store and gave them his computer. They fixed it and now Carlos is happy. |
Justine's anniversary was coming up. She gave hints about the present she wanted. Her husband bought her something else. They argued over the present. Justine apologized after she thought about it. |
The kids ran towards the water. They loved going to the ocean! They splashed and dug and played all day. It was a great time spent with their family. They watched the sun set over the ocean. |
Regina was unhappily stuck in traffic. She tried listening to the car radio as distraction. She even tried taken her mind of the traffic by counting clouds. The counting grew boring Regina became more upset. Regina calmed herself by thinking of her upcoming vacation plans. |
On the street corner a man smoked a cigar. A stranger came up to him and pulled out a cigarette. The stranger had no lighter so he asked the man for his. The man grabbed the stranger's cigarette and lit it with his cigar. The two men smoked in peaceful silence until they were done. |
Keith was doing some yard work at his house. He begins to hear a scream from the house. It's his wife lyndie. She is trapped underneath the family car. Keith uses the adrenaline to save lyndie. |
Marcus had been arrested for a robbery he had not committed. The problem was that he was the only likely suspect. His lawyer told him that a plea deal would be his only chance. Marcus decided to agree to it. He was forced to spend ten months on probation. |
Chad was going down the stairs. Suddenly he fell. He fell down the stairs. His arms and legs hurt. He ended up going to the doctor. |
Rachel had gone to a party with her friends. She wasn't having fun and wanted to leave. Rachel let her friends know she was ready. Her friends didn't want to leave. Rachel left without her friends. |
I was on the bench with my 99 year old friend Jim yesterday. His 78 year old neighbor George joined ua. Jim went up for lunch. George and I marveled about Jim's long life. We said we hope to grow as old as Jim. |
"Shirley's friend Gloria always bragged about what a baker she was. Shirley trusted her friend, and asked Gloria to cater a birthday. Gloria arrived late and unprepared, but Shirley was still confident. When Gloria brought out a horrible, dry cake, she changed her mind. Shirley decided she would never trust a braggart ... |
"Helen loved photography. She bought a new camera to practice with. She took lots of landscape photos. When she developed them, she was very pleased. The photos were beautiful!" |
The court case was very complicated. The judge listened patiently to both sides. He issued his ruling against the defendant. The prosecution was pleased with the outcome. It had been a tough battle. |
"John was vacationing in the mountains of western North Carolina. He drove the winding roads stopping to photograph waterfalls. He stopped for gas and a found a restaurant at the gas station. It turned out to be a casual, but fine, french restaurant. It was the best meal that he could ever remember." |
Fred went on the pool. He wanted to go swimming. He also wanted to go on the water slide. When he went on it someone else wanted to go on it. He had to learn to share. |
"My friend Joe and I send each other books. I sent him a 2666, a modern classic. Today he sent me two books. One was a book I had sent him. We laughed about this." |
Briana had an upcoming violin recital. She was very nervous. She practiced for many hours. During her performance she played flawlessly. She then smiled in happiness. |
"Alvin's wife had been on a diet. He didn't like any of the food she had been cooking. Alvin would stop and pick up a burger on the way home from work. He ate very little of what she cooked. Alvin's wife lost weight, but he gained it." |
Francisco was taking money out of an atm. Guillermo saw Francisco's money. Guillermo went straight for it. Francisco new martial arts however. And so Guillermo got beaten up. |
"I went to the small store yesterday. When I got there I wanted some starburst. I grabbed some and went to check out, The man said it was cash only. I had no cash so I had to give it back." |
"Khan drove a taxi in Mumbai. One evening, he picked up a beautiful woman. Khan tried to ask her on a date. The woman was creeped out and asked to leave. Khan drove home in dismay." |
"Billy came to pick Susan up for prom. Susan's mom took lots of pictures. They left for the dance in a shiny car. When they got there, Susan had such a good time. Billy and Susan really enjoyed their prom." |
"Mrs Smith put on a lecture at about mirrors at a local University. The concept of mirrors was related to always being real with yourself. A young man understood and agreed with her concept of being real. Hie implemented this concept into his everyday life. Now, he looks in the mirror everyday as a reminder to be real.... |
Jim wandered into someone else's room on the cruise ship. He saw a woman lying on the bed in lingerie. The woman beckoned him closer. Jim thought this couldn't be happening. He turned around and the woman's husband punched Jim. |
"Jill was driving home from work one night. All of a sudden, her car began to shudder and slow down. She looked at her gas gauge and realized what was wrong. She called for help and sat there and waited for a long time. Finally help arrived and Jill was able to go home." |
Jen took the bus home from school. The bus had a flat tire on the way home. Jen called her mom. Jen's mom showed up at the bus. Jen got a ride home with her mom. |
Tom was excited because today he will learn how to drive. His father was taking him to a empty parking lot. Tom was scared and almost crashed into pole. Tom's father told him to relax. After Tom started driving better. |
I walked into the Radiation Oncology center. The front desk worker checked me in. The radiologist got to see me a few minutes later. He gave me appropriate equipment to keep myself safe. The radiation session only lasted a couple of seconds. |
"Malcolm was excused from class to take a test. After he finished, he was informed he had a very high IQ. Malcolm looked away sheepishly. The teacher asked him why he wasn't happy. Malcolm informed them that he had just guessed the answers." |
"Allie was having a birthday party. She decided to not invite Tina. Tina got very mad. So when Allie had her party, Tina was alone. She wasn't amused." |
Tracy was going to her nephew's birthday party. She had forgotten to get him a gift. Tracy called her mother. She asked her mother to buy the boy a gift. Tracy's mother brought a gift for Tracy to give the boy. |
"Jimmy had gone to the circus with his parents. He was excited to see everything going on in the arena. His favorite part was the acrobats. When Jimmy got home, he tried to do a flip on the bed. Jimmy's parents had to bring him to the doctor for a sprained ankle." |
Kate bought a new bike. She went bike riding. Kate went down a huge hill. Kate lost control of her bike. She fell off the bike damaging it in the process. |
"Carol couldn't get her wireless speaker to charge. She tried repeatedly connecting to the docking station to no avail. Finally Carol gave up and asked her roommate, Ginger, to help. Ginger took one look at it and laughed. Carol had forgotten to plug it in." |
Helen was invited to join the school play by her drama teacher. She was rather shy about being on stage. The drama teacher had to build up Helen courage. He practiced with her on how to overcome her shyness. Helen was eventually able to speak her lines in the play out aloud. |
Leroy loved playing video games. He never wanted to go outside. Leroy's mother wanted him to go out and play. She took away his video games and made him go outside. Leroy found he actually did like playing outside after all. |
Angie had been feeling very lonely and needed a friend. She decided that a pet might help to cheer her up. She went to the pet store and found a kitten who needed a home. Angie took the kitten home and named it Pumpkin. Pumpkin is becoming Angie's best friend. |
"The castaway wanted to send a message to others. He gathered large sticks and branches on the beach. With the sticks, he spelled out a large SOS. When a plane flew overhead, he lit it on fire. A few weeks later he was rescued." |
Jasmine was squinting in the sun. She pulled out her sunglasses to make it more comfortable to see. The lens fell out of her glasses! She tried to pop it back in but it kept falling back out. Jasmine was so frustrated she threw her glasses. |
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