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Benny is fourteen years old. He wants to buy a video game but doesn't have enough money. He gets a job as a paper boy on his bike. He works for two weeks before he has enough to buy the game. He decides not to buy it and keep working to save more money! |
Hunter just turned thirty and his body started to hurt. He went to the doctor and said he wasn't flexible anymore. The doctor recommended Hunter try yoga. Hunter signed up for yoga classes at his gym. A week after doing yoga every day and Hunter felt five years younger. |
Katie accidently got pregnant. She is only a senior in high school. She is worried she won't be able to afford college now. Her teachers told her about financial aid. Katie feels a little better that she can now attend college. |
Helen was at the store picking up groceries. Over the intercom the store announced a fabulous deal. Helen couldn't believe her luck. The store was offering a buy two get three free deal on steak. Helen waited in the checkout line victoriously with her free steaks. |
Brandon was having a good time texting his girlfriend. He then noticed his battery was about to die. He frantically searched for his charger so he could keep texting. He failed in his search and attempted to send out one last text. But then his phone shut off as he was about to finish. |
Kelly was driving to work one morning. She saw a turtle trying to cross the road. None of the cars ahead of her were stopping for it. Kelly pulled over and helped the turtle cross the road. She drove away with plenty of time to get to work. |
Susan had a secret crush in class. She wanted to find out if he felt the same about her. She mustered up her courage and wrote a note. While the teacher wasn't looking she passed it to him. He smiled at her and replied back yes. |
"Fleas everywhere! The dog brought them inside the house! They were biting and itching and making everyone miserable. Gary bought flea soap, poison, and a pill for the dog. It took work and diligence, but Gary exterminated them all!" |
"Bob wanted to run the 5K race at the end of the month. Two weeks before the race, Bob got sick. He could not train as hard as he wanted. But Bob would not let anything stop him. His time wasn't great, but Bob finished the race Saturday." |
"Lynn went shopping for the first time in months. Lynn was dismayed when she looked in the mirror. She had gone up two sizes, and nothing fit right. From that moment on, Lynn determined to get in shape and lose weight. She would return to the store in six months for new clothes." |
"Lilly was desperately trying to write a new song. Unfortunately, she had been suffering from writer's block. So she put on some old jazz music for inspiration. All of a sudden a new chord progression popped into her head! She ended up writing the best song of her career." |
"My friend and I play rock, paper, scissors all the time. We use this to settle everything. However, we begin to argue all the time. We accuse each other of cheating. However, we still play the game anyways." |
"I was sick so I stayed home. I turned the tv on. Nothing good was on. I tried watching Judge Judy, but I couldn't. Daytime tv is horrible." |
We had a party at my house. Everyone was there including my neighbors. After the party everyone bolted. Nobody bother to help clean the house. I was stuck with picking up all the trash. |
"There was only three cupcakes left for my parents and me. I already ate one. Without realizing I went and ate another cupcake. Then I realize what I did. My mom got a cupcake, but not my dad." |
"I was eating out with my family. I decided to get the BBQ. When it arrive, the BBQ was dripping in sauce. I could only take a few bites without using napkins. I ended up using at least fifty napkins." |
"I was minding my own business and taking a shower. When I look down towards the ground I noticed something. The drain had a couple hairs sticking out. Then, I realize it wasn't hairs, but legs. A spider came out of the drain and I screamed." |
I went to pick my sister up. She was about to get inside my car. Before she got in I drove away. I kept doing this for almost a block. When she finally got in the car she was so mad. |
Jack didn't like his roommate. Jack's roommate is very rude all the time. Jack deals with it anyways. However Jack roommate went too far by leaving his clothes everywhere. Jack had to kick his roommate out. |
"I was filling my car with gas. The pump next to me had a leak. You can smell the gasoline. I thought I was going to pass out. As so as I was done filling up my car, I was gone." |
Me and Jenny was playing a video game. We were playing Mario Kart. I was doing great. Then out of nowhere Jenny got a blue shell. I was hit by the blue shell and I lost. |
My parents always buys Q-tips. I never use them for general purposes. I use them to clean hard to reach places. Usually the Q-tips only last about a week. My parents complain about the way I use them. |
"My family arrived at a buffet for mother's day. The place was crowded. The hostess said they will call us when it is our turn. However, couple minutes later she called us. This was strange because there was people waiting longer than us." |
"I hate sneezing in class. Everyone looks at me with a disgusting look. I say excuse me, but it didn't seem to do much. Everyone stays away from me. I just look away and try to not make eye contact." |
Recently I bought a new car. I decided to drive my old neighborhood. Seeing the state it is at now made me feel depress. The roads and houses looked terrible. I wish there was something I could do. |
"I was making myself a bowl of cereal. Without realizing it I put the milk in the bowl first. So when I put the cereal in the bowl, milk gotten everywhere. I had to clean up the milk inside my kitchen. When I was finish cleaning, the cereal gotten soggy." |
I work as a dentist. I have to examine people's teeth all the time. One client came in with the nastiest teeth ever. I sarcastically ask how many times you floss your teeth. He replies never which didn't shock me at all. |
"I needed new bed sheets so I bought some over the internet. When they came in I tried putting them on my bed. However, I noticed it didn't cover my bed at all. The bed sheets were too small. Seems I might've put the wrong size in my order." |
"After school I go to band practice. Then, I go to football practice. Afterwards, I finish doing my homework. I eat dinner and then go to sleep. I repeat the same pattern the next day." |
Everyone at Moe's restaurant knows who I am. They all greet me and ask how my day is. We all joke around and talk about our life. They even bring me my favorite meal without having to order. I always leave a big tip because of their great service. |
"I was at the grocery store and about to check out. I see the lines were very long and never ending. However, a cashier open a lane just for me. It felt so great to be treated this way. I thanked the cashier for doing this." |
"It was my birthday. I was so happy, but very cautious. It seems something always goes wrong. However, everything worked out for once. All my friends and family had a great time." |
"Jenny was tired from work. She needs to go to her second job in a couple hours. Jenna decided to take a thirty minute nap. However, Jenna overslept. She is late to her second job." |
"I have a younger sister. My sister follows me everywhere. My sister repeats everything I say. My sister does annoying items that drives me crazy. However, I have to tolerate her because she is my sister." |
"Randy was excited to play with legos. Randy begin building a bridge. He tried making it look like the bridge he saw on the lego box. Randy was about to finish building the bridge. However, his cat jumped on the table and knocked the bridge down." |
It was the start of a new school year. We had to go and get our books. This year books was actually new. You can tell the books was updated. The books had that new book smell to it. |
"I had the flu one day. I could hardly eat anything. However, I forced myself to eat. This caused me to throw up. Throwing up made me feel better because the vile is exiting my body." |
"I was looking through my cabinet and noticed something strange. It would seem our dishes was very outdated. I went on ebay and notice some of these dishes go for a lot of money. I sold the dishes and bought new ones. Overall, I made a huge profit." |
I was sitting behind a red light minding my own business. The light finally turned green. I was about to take off. The car behind me honked. I decided not to go until the last minute as my revenge. |
"I am staring at the clock non stop. Waiting for school to end and summer to begin. Thinking of all the things I can do. The last day of school seems the longest. However, I know soon school will end." |
When growing up I had neighbors that I hardly knew about. They invited me to their house. I noticed right away they had a pool. I asked them if we can go swimming and they said sure. I ended up going to their house all the time during the summer. |
When I was little I wanted to be like cookie monster. I eat all of the cookies available. My parents were very upset at me. They asked my why I did this and I never responded back. My parents eventually stopped buying me cookies. |
It was a school day and I was reading a book. A boy came over and said they like the book as well. We start talking about the book. The boy introduce himself and I introduce myself. We became friends instantly. |
My dentist recommended me to floss my teeth. I decided to go buy some floss. I went home and began flossing my teeth. My gums was very sensitive and began to bleed. Now I remember why I don't floss. |
Everyone was excited to watch the new Batman movie. We were all lined up. I was first in line and it felt great. As soon as the door open we all ran. I got the best seats in the theatre. |
"When I got my first paycheck, it didn't last long. I spent all my money on video games. My parents were upset, but I didn't care. I had a lot of fun playing video games. That was money well spent." |
I went to the barber shop for a general hair cut. The barber noticed I had a beard. He suggested that I get the hot towel treatment. I went with it and it felt great. I always get the hot towel treatment from now on. |
"I just finished doing my laundry. I put my laundry on the table. I began folding the laundry. Then, my dad comes in and throws his dirty laundry on the table. I was so mad that I punched my dad." |
"I was playing football with my friends. A friend of my made a great play. I was very thrilled and gave him a high five. However, my friend did it to hard and my hand turn Red. I actually almost cried because of a simple high five." |
"My family and I were eating at the dinner table. We were having a great time. Unfortunately, I accidentally farted. This made my family looked at me with disgust. However, they started laughing." |
I was minding my own business standing on the street. A strange came by and standing next to me. I didn't know why he was standing by me. He then randomly farts and leaves. I didn't know wether to be confused or disgusted. |
I was in my room by myself. There wasn't much to do. I was thinking to myself what can I do to better myself. Then I started talking to myself. My parents could hear me and told me to be quiet. |
"I was ten years old and my parents took me to burger king. My parents usually orders my food. Today, my parents decided to let me order my food. I ended up ordering the same thing I usually get. This was the first time I felt like a grown up." |
"Everyday for a month we had bad food for lunch at school. However, starting next month we were promised Pizza. We were all excited. When next month came by, we didn't get any pizza. All the kids were disappointed." |
"After I ate dinner my stomach was hurting. I didn't know why. Then, I had to run to the bathroom and throw up. Nothing but acid came out of my mouth. Ever since I take acid reflux tablets." |
"I wasn't custom to beach culture. I was wearing socks with my sandals. Some people at the beach was teasing me. I didn't know why at all first. However, a friend of my explained why." |
I got a new home telephone. I hardly ever used it. The telephone began to ring for the first time. I answered it and it was a telemarketer. I unplugged the telephone right away. |
"I was mowing the yard on a summer day. I could hardly breathe due to the heat. My wife came to me with a glass of water. I thought it was for me, but my wife started drinking it. This made things ten times worse for me." |
"I was playing football with my friends. Then, I got tackled on my lawn. When I got up my friends laughed at me. My new blue pants was covered in green grass stains. I was so angry and I left the game." |
I finally got my pants out of the dryer. I put my pants on and it felt great. My pants still had a warm feeling to it. My pants helped me relax almost all day. I now purposely put my pants in a dryer before wearing it. |
One say I was taking a test at school. I wanted to do great on this test. Before the test I jumped up and down. All of a sudden I got an adrenaline rush. I was able to concentrate and pass the test. |
I wrote a huge to do list that I need to complete. Each item on the list shows what needs to be done. After accomplishing every task I cross each item off my list. Looking through what I accomplish made be feel good. I felt like I can achieve anything if I put my mind to it. |
"It was high school prom night. Nobody was dancing. We all looked nervous. Finally, I decided to ask a girl if she wants to dance. The girl said yes and we started dancing." |
"I don't know how to stop wasting time. Everyday I try to write down what I want to accomplish. Then, I always get side tracked. Next thing you know it is almost time to go to bed. I then realize I didn't accomplish anything." |
I recently got some new neighbors. I didn't know what to think of them. I went over to greet them. They were nice and told me they were from Canada. The neighbors shared their culture and customs with me. |
I cannot stand rain at all. It makes my hair wet and my hands wet. I don't want to touch anything at all. As soon as I get home I always go to the bathroom to dry off. Rain ruins any plans to go outside and play. |
"I had to go to a track meeting. When I first arrive I was confused. All the runners were overweight. They didn't seem like good track runners. However, they proved me wrong." |
"My parents were testing my driving skills. I was acting confident as usual. They gave me the hardest task, parallel parking. I accepted the challenge and succeeded the first time. My parents were shocked." |
I'm at my favorite restaurant. I order my usual meal. The waiter was prompt and nice. He refilled my drink without me asking. I made sure to give him a big tip. |
"I was camping in the woods for almost a week. I never had a proper shower. My family knows that I stink, but didn't say anything when I got home. When I got home I took a shower right away. My family was very grateful that I took a shower." |
I am working on a construction site. I have to hold a stop sign and direct traffic. Everyone drives by and laughs at me. People ignore my directions and treat me badly. I guess it is just part of the job. |
I recently passed my driver's test. My parents congratulated me. As a gift they gave me a car. I drove the car to my friend's house. My friend was very jealous. |
When I was sixteen my dad made arrangements to a new room. He said this was going to be a man cave. He brought in a new flat screen tv. He also set up some chairs. This ended up being my favorite room. |
My parents wanted me to watch an important documentary. I sat down and begin to watch. I had no idea what is going on in the documentary. I begin to snooze off. My parents made me watch the documentary all over again. |
"I was recently let go from work. I felt depressed and not knowing what to do with myself. I walked down the street and saw a homeless man. I gave the homeless man some money. Then, I thought maybe today isn't so bad." |
When I was little I work with little kids all the time. We started our own small cookie stand. We sold cookies for a profit. There was no competition so we made decent money. We use the money to buy video games and snacks. |
"I've been eating popcorn at the theatre. I couldn't enjoy the movie at all. There was a piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth. I tried getting it out. However, I couldn't get it out with my tongue." |
"I went to the mall to pick up my new glasses. Finally, I can ditch my old glasses. When I put the glasses on something was wrong. I couldn't see anything properly. Turns out store messed up my order." |
I didn't notice anyone near me. I had a booger that was bothering my nose. I decided to pick my nose real quick. Of course someone walked by and looked at me disgustingly. I was naturally embarrassed. |
I live in an area where cops are waiting to give you tickets. They hide in the sneakiest positions. I once got pulled over and had no idea where the cop came from. This made me a more careful driver. I'm always looking around and being aware of my surroundings. |
"Bob wanted to smoke a cigarette. However, he forgot his lighter. He went to his friend and asked for one. His friend said he doesn't have one. Bob knows his friend has one however." |
I was about to run track. This was during the winter time. I wore jogging pants. However the jogging pants was too big. It ended up sliding down all the time. |
"As a kid I try to think of routes to take to trick or treat. Each year I try finding all the rich neighborhoods. Sometimes I get bad luck, but overall everything usually works out. My candy load increases ever since I used this strategy. Every kid in the neighborhood asks me for advice." |
"I grew a beard just to make my family mad at me. They want me to shave my beard, but I don't know why. I kept it trimmed and not bushy. However for whatever reason they always get on to me. Eventually, I always end up shaving it completely off." |
"My mom made me a chicken salad for dinner. I was very hyped for it and can't wait to dig in. However, I didn't like the lettuce. I just ate the chicken off the plate. My mom was mad, but I didn't care." |
"When I got home from work, I just wanted to sleep. I lay in my bed for a while. Then, I notice a horrible smell. It was coming from my pillow. I tossed my pillow in laundry basket and went back to sleep." |
I was looking through the store. There seems to be nothing left in candy section. Out in the corner of my eye I seen a weird candy bar. I decided to go ahead and buy it. The candy bar tasted horribly and I regret buying it. |
I was standing next to a runway for an airplane. I was waiting for my wife to get off. When the plane landed I was eager to see my wife. She never came out of the airplane. Then I realize I was at the wrong runway. |
"I was playing monopoly with my family. They were having a great time. However, I wasn't because I was in jail. Finally, I was able to roll a double and get out of jail. Eventually, I won the game." |
For breakfast I decided to have some cereal. I poured some milk into the cereal. When I began eating I knew something didn't taste right. I still ate until my stomach started hurting really bad. Turns out the milk was expired. |
"I took my little sister to the playground. She wanted to swing on the swings. I put her in the swing and began pushing her. However, the chains broke. Luckily, I was able to stop the swing." |
I purchased peanut butter from the store. I decided to have a quick snack. I open the peanut butter jar and the seal was broken. You can tell someone has been in it. I return the peanut butter for a refund. |
My iPhone broke so I had to use a temporary phone. This temporary phone was very outdated. I was embarrassed to use this phone. I use this phone very rarely. When my new iPhone came in I was so grateful. |
"I was marveling at how pretty a butterfly was. I pointed it out to my son. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a blur. A bird was heading towards the butterfly. The bird caught it and flew off." |
The garbage collectors came early this morning. The dog was up and scratching at the back door. I let him out. It was too early so I went back to bed. I forgot to let the dog back in. |
"I was watching ""Game of Thrones"" with my girlfriend. I was really confused about a plot point. My girlfriend pulled up the ""Game of Thrones"" Wikipedia page. I read about three paragraphs of plot summary. Now I was even more confused." |
"I've been trying to quit biting my nails. This morning, I put rubbing alcohol on them. I started working. Unconsciously, I started to nibble on my nails. It tasted so awful I had to spit." |
A boy went outside to test his paper airplane. He waited for the wind to pick up behind him. The boy tossed the plane when the wind blew strongly. The airplane went far and the boy chased after. The wind took the plane further than the boy could run. |
Erin's favorite TV show is the Bachelor. She always watches the episodes with her friends. Her friends decide to try to get Erin on the show. They submit an application for Erin. Erin is selected and cast on the Bachelor. |
"Victor loved playing sports while growing up. He played soccer in college. Unfortunately, Victor was recently in a car accident. As a result, he is unable to play sports like he used to. Now, Victor only watches sports on TV." |
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