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Jeff's daughter was just a few months old. He was hosting her baptism. All the family gathered around. It was a beautiful ceremony and reception. Jeff felt very blessed to have such a beautiful daughter. |
"Farrokh was a poor Indian child slumming on the streets. One day he was caught stealing food. Farrokh, thinking quickly, said he'd trade a song for the food. The stall keeper laughed at him, but Farrokh began singing anyway. It was so moving, the stall keeper wept and let him go." |
"Kia's date took her to a very fancy restaurant. Kia thought the menu choices were strange and foreign. She ordered the most innocuous-sounding entree. She didn't like it at all, but she pretended she did. She did not want to disappoint her date." |
"John woke up one morning to his alarm clock. His alarm clock beeped loudly. It woke him up from his deep sound sleep. He immediately jumped up and put on his clothes. After getting dressed, he disabled his alarm clock." |
Martin woke up in the morning. He found out it was snowing the whole night. He found out his snow blower was broken. He had to use the shovel. He was too tired to go to work after shoveling. |
"Kids were playing in the park. Suddenly big dog appeared. He started barking. Kids got very scared. Finally, dog's owner showed up and put his dog on a leash." |
Amos was very nervous before his presentation. He had to convince two opposite sides that his conclusions were right. He started his speech and instantly was booed. He left the podium in shame. And decided that this type of work was too stressful for him. |
Me and my friend climb on the guava tree. Suddenly my friend jump on the trunk and i fell off. My head bumped on a rock and it bleed. Luckily someone saw us and the guy take me to the clinic. Since that day i never climb off the tree. |
She couldn't choose which handle she prefered. The salesman showed her a knob handle. Then he showed her a curved one. She thought the curved handle was cuter. She chose the curved handle and purchased it. |
"Jane decided to cook pizza. She turned the oven on and put it in. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Jane forgot about the pizza. She smelled smoke and realized her pizza was burning." |
"Judy's baby was 5 weeks old. He had reflux and almost never slept. Judy felt like a zombie. One night, she handed the baby to her husband and walked out the door. She only made it to the corner before she turned around to go back." |
"Little Danisha was very afraid of thunderstorms. She was curled in a ball in her bed. Her dog pushed the door open and laid with her. Danisha felt her dog shaking too. She realized that even though he was scared, he was soothing her." |
Alex drove to the store to buy a beer. He opened the beer while driving. A cop pulled him over immediately. Alex spit out the beer in the cop's face. He then drove off and the cop gave chase. |
"Tommy poured gas into a balloon and inflated it with helium. He wanted his friend to video him as he put a lit match to it. Tommy's friend thought that was a very stupid idea. Not listening, Tommy struck a match and held it to the balloon. Engulfed in flames, Tommy fell to the ground." |
I had just taken a shower. As I walked out of the bathroom my brother wiped deodorant on my face. I washed the deodorant off my face and got dressed. I then grabbed some deodorant and went looking for my brother. I found him in the basement and wiped deodorant all over his face. |
"Becky was staying with her grandfather on his farm for the summer. There was no internet and Becky was bored out of her mind. One day, her grandfather showed her how to make homemade ice cream. After a few weeks, Becky had fallen in love with home cooked meals. Becky visited her grandfather's farm every summer afterwa... |
"I bought my headphones earlier this year. They are made by Audio Technica. I ordered them from Amazon. They shipped very fast. As soon as I took them out of the box, I was in love." |
I really needed a ride to the airport one day. I tried looking at ride sharing apps but couldn't decide on one. Eventually I decided on using a ridesharing app. The cost was very small so it was okay with me. I made it to the airport on time and enjoyed my ride! |
"Nancy had to work in the school daycare for a class credit. Most kids made fun of the teenaged mothers all the time. Nancy was sure that the girls must be rude and promiscuous. She was surprised to find that all of them were really nice. From then on, she never made fun of people like that." |
"It was raining outside that's why i can't go anywhere. There is no good movie to watch so i just eat whatever i want. When i get bored,i decided to bake some cookies. I was satisfied with the taste that's why i baked more. I gave few to our neighbor and the rest i gave it to my friends." |
I thought Sally how to make a paper plane. She practiced for hours. She can make paper planes better than I can now. Sally wants to start teaching paper plane making classes. She said Mark can come for free. |
I was angry and frustrated. I jumped up and ran into another room. I tried to calm down. I reached for my phone. I played soothing music to feel better. |
Tom loved baseball. He was taken to a game for his birthday. It started to rain. The game was cancelled. Tom still enjoyed the part he watched. |
"It was Sue's birthday, but she still had to go to work. Unfortunately, work was very stressful that day. Sue looked forward to her dinner plans with friends. Upon arriving home, she was pleased to find several cards in the mail. Even with a bad day at work, Sue's birthday was a good one after all." |
Seth had just put a pizza in the oven. While it cooked he went to do some yard work. A bit into the work he checked his watch to see how long had passed. Oddly his watch hadn't changed at all. He realized that his watch had frozen and ran to get the pizza out. |
"Jack decided to take his dog for a walk. He changed his mind when he saw it was raining hard outside. His dog had already got excited and made him put on his shoes anyway. Jack went out grudgingly, but was soon romping through puddles. Dog and master returned home quite wet and muddy, but very happy." |
"During the first week of school Tim's class did lots of team building. They took a field trip to the mountains. They spent time kayaking in a small creek. Afterwards, they splashed and played in the water. By week's end, everyone felt closer to their classmates." |
Mack lived next to a busy highway in the city. The noise of the cars would lull him to sleep at night. Mack eventually moved out to the country. The country was so quiet that Mack had trouble falling asleep. Mack played a tape of car noises at night to help him fall asleep. |
Jeremy was having a good dream. His brother punched his arm and woke him up. Jeremy missed the good dream. He chased his brother around the house. Then he woke up again and realized that was a dream too. |
"Katherine was supposed to make pie for a family dinner. She had it almost done when she realized she had no crust. She was also out of flour so she couldn't make one. She scoured her kitchen until she found old cereal. Luckily, that worked for a topper and everyone loved it." |
We ordered take out last Friday. My daughter and husband ordered steak and cheese subs. They ordered one with and one without catsup. The order came with catsup on both. They called and had a sub delivered without catsup. |
Linny loves tea. She would like to purchase more tea. Linny went to her local grocery store. They had a wide selection of teas. She happily purchased five kinds of tea. |
"Oliver was playing in his bedroom with his parents. The two parents were wrapped up in a heated discussion. No one wanted to pay attention to Oliver or his toys. He looked at his parents and said ""mom, dad"". Being his first word, his parents freaked out and celebrated." |
Chase had many allergies. His mother packed his lunch for school. He took his drink out of his lunch box. A fellow classmate stole his beverage. He was thirsty all day. |
"We order takeout often from a restaurant nearby. The other day I ordered a sub. I told the clerk to not toast the bread. The sub came toasted. I did not want to wait, so I ate the sub." |
"Just a week after getting a new phone, Brad dropped it. The screen on the phone cracked. Brad had to take the phone to a repair shop. He was thankful to learn that the phone was still under warranty. The screen was fixed and good as new." |
Garry was at the jewelry store. He was looking to buy an engagement ring for his girlfriend. A friendly-looking older woman walked into the store. The woman pulled out a gun and started breaking the display cases. Garry punched the woman and knocked her out. |
My son loves pancakes. I decided to make him pancakes for breakfast. It took me twenty minutes to cook them. He ate them at the kitchen table. My son seemed to really enjoy his breakfast. |
"Ming's first trapeze performance would be this very night. Her nervousness wasn't about the routine, but her costume. Her unsuccessful searches through the costume rack left her hopeless. Ming's mother entered the dressing room holding a bright red leotard. It was a vision of sequins that fit to perfection." |
My son and his friend recorded a 19 minute video. It was an instructional video on how to cook mac and cheese. My wife watched the video to see her son. It was quite funny. We hope they will be discovered. |
"Hannah was at a dance with her friends. She was having a great time but needed a drink. As she walked, her dress flowed below her. Suddenly she stepped on a bit and tripped. From then on all of her friends teased her about it." |
Margery saw a lot of white specs on her shoulder. She brushed them off. She realized it was dandruff. She went to buy shampoo. She washed her hair and the specs went away. |
Jerry has a mouse. His wife wants to get a cat. Jerry said no. His wife got a cat behind his back. The cat and mouse are best friends. |
My wife uses an ipad to surf the net. Lately she has been having trouble with it. The mobile apps do not have full functionality. She looked at my cloudbook and liked it. She is considering buying something similar. |
Allie was feeding her baby for the first time. She decided to start with scrambled eggs. Her baby enjoyed the food and ate it quickly.`. Suddenly he developed a rash and began to cry. She took him to the doctor where she learned he was allergic to eggs. |
"The man was riding his motorcycle to work everyday as normal. On a particularly narrow bend, he had to sneeze. While sneezing he closed his eyes. When his eyes opened a car had stopped in front of him. Reflexively, he avoided the car and made it work safely." |
"Jim was hired for a job at a local bakery. First, Jim mopped floors and organized supplies. When the bakers needed help, Jim volunteered to help bake the pies. One day, the bakery was very busy and Jim began to help customers. The customers buying pies loved Jim, and he was soon promoted." |
"Two sportscasters were narrating a boxing match. One sportscaster, Tim, said the man was hit in the breadbasket. The other sportscaster, Sam, asked why he was holding bread. Tim could not stop his broadcast to explain figure of speech. For the rest of the match Sam was very confused." |
Timothy grabbed the lit marijuana joint. He smoked a whiff and passed it down. Then he heard a cop car in the distance. Timothy ran down the road fast. The cops turned another corner and he was safe. |
"Sean lived in a supersized mansion with every amenity available. Every weekend he gave some parties there to entertain his friends. But after a year of indulgence, he was bored. He sold the mansion and bought a winnebago. He traveled around the country free of every obligations." |
Rebecca was planning on cooking dinner for some church members. She had some good hearty recipes picked out. As she followed them well she expected her food to come out well. To her dismay her casserole was just awful. She had no time so she had to order pizza instead. |
"One day Lidia found herself sneezing more often than usual. She realized it was because her fan had become rather dusty. She took the fan apart to clean it out, sneezing as she did. She sneezed so hard that one of the screws rolled away and was lost. Lidia bought a new fan, and hasn't sneezed since." |
Tom was on vacation in New York. He always wanted to get a street hot dog. Tom ordered one from a stand with a line. He ate it and was disappointed. It was really flavorless and gross. |
Briana was four wheeling with her friends. She was speeding down a road when she crashed and fell. She landed and although she felt sore she seemed okay. When she checked her helmet she saw a huge crack down the middle. She knew she would have been hurt badly if she hadn't worn it. |
"Jayce avoided the new girl who sat beside him. She was very cheerful, and tried to talk with him anyway. Jayce replied with a single word and then attempted to run away. He tripped though and fell onto his face. As the other kids laughed, the girl helped him up and smiled at him." |
Charlie had to run to the store to get diapers. He had forgot to get them on his way home from work. His wife had ran out and really needed them. Charlie got yelled at for being lazy. He immediately left to go get the needed diapers. |
"Sets Grets wanted to be a beekeeper. Unfortunately he was allergic to bees. His mother told him not to do it. He trained every day, and always kept an epipen on him. Until his insurance went up, and he could no longer afford them." |
Mother Theresa was a kind woman. Mother Teresa made miracles happen. She also took care of orphans. Mother Theresa died. Mother Teresa became a Saint. |
"Matt didn't know how to get out of an intricate lie he was in. He could come clean, but it would destroy his relationship. As he was reluctant to lose everything, he waited. Until the whole affair exploded. The lie got discovered and he his wife left him." |
Susie wanted to open up a convenience store. But she really needed a loan for that. So she went to loan office. She was not sure she would get it. But she was almost instantly approved. |
Daphne was reading a book in her living room. Suddenly she heard a very loud thud at her window. She ran to inspect it and saw a dead bird on the ground. She realized that the bird must have hit the window. Daphne carefully cleaned up the body before returning inside. |
"Thomas developed an app that kept track of your finances. Thomas was expecting to make a lot of money from the app. After a couple weeks though, he got numerous complaints. Hackers were using the app to get into people's bank accounts. Thomas discontinued the app, having lost money in the process." |
"Charlie was addicted to smoking. He had a family and decided he needed to quit. His family helped him through this hard time. Eventually, he didn't even think about it anymore. He thought of how easy the past 3 months had been." |
Tom was an alcoholic. He was desperate for a drink. There was nothing left except for an old beer bottle. It had been open for days. Tom chugged it anyway. |
Jane started writing a book. She had been working on it for a while. She finally finished it. She submitted it to a publisher. It was accepted and published. |
The little girl across the street came over to visit. She was carrying a tiny puppy. It looked like a chihuahua. I asked her what its' name was. She smiled and said her name was Precious. |
Tammy lived in a city on the 17th floor. Once she came home from work. She found out the elevator was broken. She did not want to use the stairs to get home. She decided to have a coffee in a close coffee shop instead. |
"Joann and her wife had their wedding scheduled for October 10th. A few days before the wedding, Joann got cold feet. She wanted to call the wedding off. Her best friend Tyler convinced her to go through with it. They ended up getting married on that day." |
The newspaper was outside. My dad got home from work. He got out of his car. He picked the newspaper up. He took it inside the house. |
"David had a habit of eating too quickly. And eventually, he developed health problems. He complained about bloating and pain to his doctor. But she just gave him antibiotics. As a result, David never fixed his habit of eating too quickly." |
My hair was going grey. It was very depressing. I bought some dye. I used the entire bottle. My hair was black again. |
"The humane society held an anniversary celebration in August. The staff, volunteers and members were pleased with the outcome. People who attended donated a lot of money. Another satisfactory result was an old dog getting adopted. That dog had been at the shelter for months, so everyone was happy." |
Tim was drafted into the army. He was sent off to war. Tim got injured his first tour. He was sent home. Tim was never the same again. |
"After Fran had lost at ring toss, she and Burt tried another game. They had fill a balloon with water from a squirt gun. Fran and Burt began filling their balloons. Fran's balloon burst and soaked them both. Although Burt won, he gave his prize to Fran." |
The stripes were fading to black and pale blue. She ran her fingers over them gently. The beating seemed so long ago. She didn't know how much longer she would last. She cried herself to sleep in misery. |
Tim went fishing with friends. Everyone was catching fish except for him. He tried different things to no avail. His friends made fun of him. Tim didn't get a single bite the whole time. |
Marcel owned a yacht. One sunny day he took it to the sea. Marcel and his friends had a lot of fun. But the weather turned bad. They had to go back to the beach. |
Kia tried out many possible hairstyles for prom. She didn't like any of them. Finally she went to a professional stylist. He gave her a lovely updo for a great price. Kia was very thankful for his help! |
Ethan really loved baseball. He decided to try out for a select baseball team. He went to many tryouts and played really hard. Ethan made three of the select teams. He decided to play for the Dominators. |
Millie is watching Billy the dog for a friend. He is a 200 pound dog. Billy got very scared one day. He chewed a hole in Millie's bedroom door. Millie does not want to dogsit Billy again. |
"Alicia loved going to the zoo. However, Alicia was excited to be seeing the giraffe exhibit. Alicia decided she would take a picture of a baby giraffe. However, the mother giraffe took the camera out of Alicia's hands. Alicia found it so funny that the giraffe stole her camera." |
"Samantha was at the pool with her boyfriend. She noticed him checking out all of the bikini-clad girls. She was sick of his behavior and wanted to break up. The two began fighting and he tried to stop her. It was no use though, and she left the pool and his heart that day." |
Ned was skeptical that his plan would work. He quickly jotted the question down on a starch-white paper. His fingers nimbly transformed the paper into a stream-lined plane. The flight ended two rows to the right at Jane's desk. Ned opened the plane after its return flight and smiled at the reply. |
Tim wasn't very religious. His parents made him go to church. He thought it was creepy. What the preacher said was even worse. Tim decided to stop going. |
Sparky is a third grader. One day he came home with a scarecrow to cut out and color. The whole family got involved cutting and coloring. Sparky took it back to school to turn it in. The teacher gave him an A. |
Jordan ran into his ex at a lounge. He hasn't seen her in four years. She looked more beautiful than ever. He remember how badly he hurt her. He decided to let her enjoy her time without seeing her. |
Doug lives in a noisy neighborhood. He works late into the night. One day Doug was very tired. It was too noisy to sleep. Doug was very tired when he returned to work. |
"This morning I had my 3 month checkup at the doctors. I've been dreading this appointment for more than a week. When I was called in the nurse made me get on the scale first. I closed my eyes tightly and prayed that I had lost some weight! My doctor entered looked at the paper, high fived me saying 20 pounds!" |
Tim didn't like wearing his seatbelt. He thought it was too uncomfortable. One day he got into a bad accident. He went flying out of the window. Tim died in the hospital shortly after. |
Jeff heard something rustling in the leaves. It was a snake! He ran away from the creature. He hid in his car until he was sure it was gone. Jeff hated snakes! |
On my birthday my friend gave me a present. The present was a ring. I lost the ring today. We looked everywhere for the ring. We couldn't find the ring. |
"Jessica was getting ready to go on a blind date. She had never been on one before. Her friends told her to relax and keep them on speed dial. The day of the date, the person called and cancelled. She ended up going out with her friends and having a blast." |
"Jason went out to start his car. It needed to warm up, due to the cold. He started it and it ran for a few minutes. A strange noise came from the wheel as he drove forward. It was flat, due to the nail sticking out of it!" |
"Vivienne was outside planting flowers. Suddenly, she was stung by a bee. The pain was immense. Vivienne's leg was completely swollen. Vivienne had to call the doctor." |
Barbara had played the lottery for the past decade. She played the same numbers every drawing. One night as Barbara watched the lotto numbers being drawn. As Barbara looked down at her ticket she realized she had won. Barbara lived the rest of her life in the lap of luxury. |
"Ed and Jenny spent all morning making a sand castle. It was the biggest they ever built. After lunch they planned to add more turrets. But when they got back it was gone. The tide had come in, washing it away." |
"Jordie was shopping for groceries one day. Suddenly she saw a box of pasta on the shelf. It was an old brand of macaroni she had loved as a kid. She hadn't seen it in ages and immediately bought a few boxes. At home she cooked it up, enjoying the nostalgic flavor." |
My wife had a retirement party last Saturday. Her sisters came to the party. Her younger sister wore an odd looking shirt. My wife said it looked shapeless. She cropped a family photo to lessen the look of the shirt. |
Jim Bob was smoking a cigar. He absentmindedly sat down the cigar on a stack of newspapers. He then fell asleep on the couch. He awoke to smoke. Jim Bob ran outside and saw his house go up in flames. |
Tom won a prize in a raffle. It was an expensive vacation package. Tom went with a friend. It was a great time. Tom felt worse about his normal life after. |
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