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"Jamie wanted to become an artist. She practiced every day for years. She applied to an art college, but her application was denied. Jamie continued to teach herself art. Years later, she became an animator for animated films."
Martin was a garbageman. He picked up a trash can and dumped it. Inside was a dead body. Martin flipped out and called the cops. They told him they were busy and to call back later.
"Kia was at a party when her friend pulled out a bottle of liquor. They were all teens, so Kia was nervous. She didn't drink even when everyone else got loud and raucous. When the noise got too bad, a neighbor called the police. Soon several cops had busted the party!"
"Martin had a party for his friends. He just bought a nice house. He had white furniture and white carpets everywhere. His friend accidentally poured a red wine on the carpet. Martin did not seemed to care too much, he can afford to buy a new one."
Charles was flying home for the first time ever. He was extremely nervous as the plane took off. Luckily his seat-mate noticed and offered some words of comfort. Soon the two were chatting which distracted Charles from his fear. Luckily in no time the flight was safely completed.
Jerry came to a sudden stop. There was a dog lying in the middle of the road. He got out and approached the animal cautiously. The dog had been hit by another car but was still alive. Jerry went back to his car to get the tire iron.
"Alex was a keen cycler. He would cycle with his friends, as well as for exercise. He enrolled himself for a cycle club to help get fitter. There, he met lots of new friends. Now Alex cycles both with friends and for exercise at the same time."
"Brian had a baseball he loved to play with. He'd throw it against the garage wall, and catch it again. Once, he threw it too hard, and it bounced away down the road. He chased it down the street and around the corner, until he found it. He took it back home, and decided to play tetherball instead."
Tim was really into weird sounds. He tried to make some music out of it. It got surprisingly popular online. After a while Tim was able to make a living off of it. He even had some concerts.
My former coworker G called from work. I had retired in 2012. G called just to check up on me. I appreciated the call. I think G is a good man.
Tom had two cats. He tried to get a fish tank once. He tried to fortify it against the cats. They still found a way in. Tom's fish were eaten by his cats.
"The Tolbert family loved to barbecue on hot summer nights. One night they all were sitting around the table talking and eating. A brightly lit object appeared and hovered over them for five minutes. Because they were too scared, no one grabbed the camcorder. The next day they saw a news report on a local UFO sighting...
Tom was taking out his trash. He heard some noise at the cans. It was a bear rummaging through the trash. Tom was scared and walked back inside. He waited until the bear was long gone before going back out.
"Jane wanted to make chicken noodle soup. Jane went to the store. Jane bought carrots, celery, potatoes, and a whole chicken. Jane added all of the items to a pot and cooked a pot of soup. Jane's family loved the soup."
"Dale was a weatherman at a TV station in a small town. He was never very good in meteorology school. Every day, he predicted a small chance of rain, just to be safe. People loved that he always gave them a warning to bring an umbrella. Dale was promoted to head meteorologist because of his popularity."
"Andrew beared the weight of the sofa. His father carried the other end, and they walked into the house. They were halfway up the stairs when Andrew could take no more. He sat the sofa down for a brief rest. Holding all the weight now, Andrew's father fell down the stairs."
Robert and his wife took a trip to Bermuda. They were at the beach one day when Robert was stung by a jellyfish. There wasn't anyone around to call for help. Robert remembered what he heard on the radio about jellyfish stings. He scraped the sting with a credit card to help stop the stinging.
Ryan asked Heather to go out with him tonight. She felt like he asked her at the last minute but she agreed to go. He was nervous and all fidgety. Heather sensed something was up and thought he was about to propose. He told Heather he no longer wanted to date her.
Lavender and Ron were dating. Ron dated her because he thought it would make another girl jealous. Ron really liked a different girl. Ron eventually broke up with Lavender. Ron and the other girl dated.
I spent all night last night working on my homework. I left my homework sitting on the kitchen table. I got up early in the morning for a run. When I returned I found my dog eating my homework. When I told the teacher he didn't believe me.
Eric was planning to go solo hiking today. He packed snacks and a lot of water the night before. In the morning he headed out very early because the drive was long. He gets there and there was already a ton of people. He ends up meeting a friend there and they hike together.
I borrowed my sister's car to run errands. All of a sudden it started sputtering and died. Turns out the gas gauge was broken. I had to walk home and get a gas can. I filled it up before I returned it so it would not happen to her too.
Beverly lost her sim card. She decided to buy new one. When she turn on the phone someone texted her. She was confused because her sim card is new. Then she realized it was the seller of sim card who texted her.
One day I was going to a Maine national park. I was riding through the park at a slow pace scouting animals. I noticed something moving out of the forest. I stopped the car. I looked out the window and noticed a big bull moose.
"Kate loved lattes. She went to the same coffee shop every morning for her daily latte. After awhile, though, lattes started to get boring. Since she had gotten to know the barista, she was in luck. The barista invented a special cinnamon latte just for her."
Austin divided his room with his sister with a line of tape. Everything on his side belonged to him. Then he realized he had to use the bathroom. He regretted that the door to the bathroom was on his sister's side. Austin relented and tore down the tape.
Gomez lived in the city. One day he found a stray cat. He gave the cat some tuna fish. The cat began to purr. Gomez decided to keep the cat.
Rob and Sue went to the Zoo. Sue loves monkey's so they decided to go look at the monkey exhibits. Sue was really close to the monkey cage. One of the monkey's reached out and grabbed Sue's hair. A zoo keeper had to come and get the monkey to let go of her hair.
"Kayla could not wait to go shopping. She needed a new dress for the dance. When she got to the store, she found the perfect one. The downside was the dress was too much. Kayla ended up not buying her dream dress."
Bob owns a pizzeria in a small town. Everyone loves the food there. One day Bob had an angry customer complaining about the food. Bob offered the customer a refund and a replacement pizza. Bob continues to be successful because he's kind to customers.
"Tom tried to use his translation app, but the Spanish wasn't right. Men and women tried to help him understand, but he was lost. He sighed thinking he'd never make it in Mexico. Just then, he spied a boy selling translation dictionaries. The boy spoke some English learned from the book, and so can Tom!"
Somebody is applying for a job at my wife's company. She uses her bike for transportation. Her commute would be 4 miles long. The company is concerned about her getting there every day. She said she would use the bus in bad weather.
I couldn't handle it. My mother was insufferable and cruel. I packed my things and dressed my newborn son. I Loaded my car and ran back to Oklahoma. I tried yet again to start over.
"I lost my car to some random car lot. It started by me giving people rides for a small fee. This was illegal in my city, and a sting operation was set up for me. They made me get out of my car and sit on the ground. The real police never came, but I couldn't afford to get the car."
Tim was hungry. He didn't have any money for food. A friend got a sandwich for lunch. The friend offered to split it. Tom agreed and at it.
"Tim was on a date at the carnival. He played some games to win her a prize. Tim wasn't that good, though. INstead he just bought his date a stuffed animal. She loved it just as much."
Bob's Dell IPS monitor got smashed in his move. When he turned it on he saw a huge spiderweb indent at the bottom. Bob was really bummed because he liked that monitor. Bob took the monitor off the mount with great sadness. He improperly disposed of it in the dumpster when no one was watching.
Laura's new neighbors have pet chickens in their yard. Every day Laura passes by them and admires them. She thinks the chickens are very cute and wants some of her own. After looking into the laws she decides to buy a few chickens! Laura buys herself some chickens and raises them herself.
"Alex was trying to carry a bunch of boxes down some stairs. He was having a hard time and couldn't see where he was going. Suddenly he tripped, sending the boxes tumbling! He also fell down the stairs himself, spraining his ankle. That day he learned the lesson to only take on what he can handle."
"Today there was a leak in our building. We lost water for 2 hours. Just now, we were told there would be a leak inspection at noon. They are looking to see if the leak affected our unit. We are keeping our fingers crossed."
Tom was at a campfire. He was using his pocket knife. He set it down and lost track of it. He found it again and took it back. Unfortunately it turned out to be someone else's knife.
"Uri was reading a book in his quiet house. He needed some light so he turned on a lamp. Suddenly, the bulb popped and shattered. Uri didn't know what it was and quickly unplugged the lamp. He threw it out just in case it was a fire hazard."
"Angel and her boyfriend were dating for over three years. Angel and her boyfriend were both of legal consenting age. Angel and her boyfriend decided to take things further by having sex. Angel and her boyfriend bought all the necessary protection needed. Angela and her boyfriend had consensual, protected sex all night...
Zaddyfracks is a black cat. Zaddyfracks loves to go outside. When he went to the door it was raining. Zaddyfrack stood at the open door for hours. Finally the rain stopped and Zaddyfracks went outside.
Tom wanted to become healthier. Tom asked a nutritionist about the health benefits of water. The nutritionist informed him that all water is not equal. Tom asked if using a filter on the tap was good. Tom learned spring water is better than filtered tap water.
Tim didn't get many girls. He thought getting in shape would help. Tim decided to get a six pack. It took him months to get it. It didn't help him get girls.
He told her he was not going to change. He then told her she was the one who needed to change. He told her to be happy at all times. He didn't care how much he emotionally abused her. She was still going to have to be happy.
"One morning, Kelly's coffee machine broke. Kelly loved coffee, and couldn't wake up without it. She fell asleep on the bus on her way to work and missed her stop. Luckily, she woke up at a stop in front of a Starbucks. She was late for work, but she was relieved to drink her latte."
Ollie was loading a moving truck as it got dark. He needed to leave the screen door open as he loaded it. The bright porch lights attracted many months. They flew into Ollie's house. He closed the front door and started hunting them with a flyswatter.
"Jana was a terrible photographer! She especially excelled in taking pictures of her own hand. She was also really good at taking pictures of the ground. On her last vacation, she had a few good pictures on her camera roll. These, unfortunately, were all taken by someone else!"
Tom entered his office's chili cooking contest. He didn't have his own recipe. He decided to just get a lot of chili from Wendy's. He added a bit of spices and that was it. Tom won second place.
When i was in high school i dreamed of having a phone. So i decided to earn money everyday. When i already have enough money to buy something happened. My friend got sick and rushed to the hospital. They don't have enough money so i decided to give her my savings.
Franny and her family were attending the state fair for the weekend. It would take several hours to get there. They had entered several contests. Along the way Franny wondered if they would win any ribbons. They finally reached the fairgrounds in the early evening.
Ana's first college essay was an argument. She argued for vegetarianism as an aid to health. She researched meticulously. Her professor gave her a C. He told her vegetarianism was un-American.
Claudia was clipping toe nails. One flew off and hit her friend. The friend got mad and clipped her fingernails. They had a nail clipping fight. The mother came in and demanded they clean up their mess.
"Todd never believed identity theft could happen to him. He never shredded his mail, and he put his address on Facebook. Todd gave his social security number to anyone who asked. One day, Todd tried to use an ATM, but his account was empty. Suddenly, Todd regretted not being more careful."
I was sitting on the couch watching my favorite show. Then the phone began to ring from the kitchen. I jumped up and ran to the kitchen to answer the phone. While running I stubbed my toe and the coffee table. I went to the doctor and he said my toe was broken.
A mom and her daughter Lucy played with Play-Doh. They build a snowman. Lucy took snowman into the window. The snowman fell apart. Lucy cried.
Josh decided to go hiking in the local foothills surrounding his home. Josh geared up for his hike and headed out his front door. Josh trekked up to his local foothills and began hiking. As josh reached the summit of the tallest foothill he noticed a Hawk. Josh watched as the Hawk circled in the sky above him.
Nick loved his pickup truck. One night he went outside to find that someone had spray painted it. He called all his friends to find out who did it. The he realized it happened on the anniversary of his breakup. He called the girl and she admitted that she had done it.
Ricky was preparing to go for a walk with his dog. He realized his keys were missing and assumed someone took them. After accusing everyone in the household of taking his keys. He searched for his keys under a pile of laundry in his bedroom. Ricky found the missing keys.
Tom was walking his dog one day. He saw another dog and ran after it. Tom wasn't able to catch up to it. Tom looked for the dog for months. Eventually he decided to get another one.
"Swen found that his travels had helped him as a taxi driver. People loved listening to him and his great knowledge of the world. When he got a client who was also a Suede, he had a blast. He finally had someone who could talk to him about his home. And in the end, Swen got paid for listening instead of talking."
It came in the mail yesterday. I pulled it out of the package. I looked it over. It smelled very strongly. The end was bulbous and pink.
Tom was trying to sleep in. The neighbors were mowing their lawn. It was loud and kept waking Tom up. Tom thought about complaining but figured it wouldn't make sense. He just tried harder to fall back asleep.
Years ago I met this well dressed man on the street. We begin a long conversation. He told me that he once was a homeless person but now he's wealthy. He told me that he save ten dollars. He took five of his ten dollars and bought lottery tickets and won.
"Karen absolutely loved dogs. Unfortunately, her parents never allowed her to have one. When Karen got older and got a job, she saved money for a dog. When she had saved up enough, should bought a golden Labrador. She named it Sandy and is thrilled with her new, furry, best friend."
The rabbit was stuck in the trap the farmer had set out. He could hear the dogs barking in the distance. His leg was pinned and he was frantically trying to free himself. The sound of the dogs was very close now. The last thing the bunny saw was the farmers boot.
"Andy was about to paint his front door of his house. However, Andy was stopped by his son who wanted to help. Andy decided he would let his son be his handy helper. In addition, Andy would let his son help him paint as well. Andy was proud that his son wanted to help him paint the door."
"Caleb listened as his friend babbled on about Pokemon. Caleb told him that he was in his 20's now and didn't care about that. The next day, Pokemon Go was released. He was walking to class, when he saw all of his friends in a group. They told him they were playing Pokemon, and Caleb was left in shock."
"Ginger peered into the depths of her refrigerator. Unfortunately, it was still as empty as the night before. Now, she faced the quandary of what to eat for breakfast. Just as she was about to give up hope, she saw the bag on the table. Inside was a jar of jam and loaf of bread that would be delicious."
"The little boy let go of his blue balloon. He waved as he watched it float away up into the sky. Across the Channel a little girl spotted tattered rubber in a tree. Looking closer she found a letter attached to a balloon. Now adults, the two children still write to each other."
I bought a piece of comic page art from eBay. The item was sandwiched between cardboard. The sandwich was placed in a box packed with peanuts. The box was marked do not bend. I gave the seller five stars.
Slump Brick Smash was a mason. One day he fired some new bricks. They came out with a sheen on them like he'd never seen before. Slump took these new bricks to the local dealer. The dealer swindled Brick Smash.
Jacob went to camp. He met a friend named Gabe. Jacob challenged Gabe to a basketball game. It turns out Gabe is an all-star. Gabe beat Jacob by almost 20 points.
Fred wanted to go to the water park. So he asked his parents to take him. But unfortunately they said no. They thought it was too expensive. So Fred had to find a cheaper park.
Tom was into goth music. He met a girl he liked. She asked him what he listened to. Tom showed her and she was shocked. She stopped talking to him after.
Tom woke up to go to work. He got ready quickly and walked out the door. He waited for a bus for some time. The bus came and he sat down. Tom rode the bus to work while he wished he was back in bed.
"Olive was watching her son play in the yard. Suddenly the little boy picked up a handful of dirt. He threw the dirt in the air like confetti, getting it in his hair. Olive tried to pick all of the dirt out but it was useless. She had to throw her son in the bath to clean him up."
"Ronny was in a lot of trouble. He went to a bar last night and punched a man. It turned out this man was the owner of the bar. The owner had it all on CCTV. The owner gave it to the police, and Ronny was charged with assault."
Bill needed new shoes. He went to the shoe store that is downtown. He could not find a pair of shoe that fit his feet. He noticed the shoe store employee had the same size feet as he did. He bought the shoe store employee's shoe's for double the price.
Today I went to school. It was the first day of school. I met all my new teachers. I got all of my homework. I went home from school.
"The tiny green alien was made of plastic. The girl giggled as it popped open against the fridge. She touched the magnet gently against the metal. The eyes popped open and its ears shot up. She did it over and over again, laughing."
"Franklin was playing hockey with some friends. Suddenly, one of his blades came off his shoe. Franklin tumbled and scraped his face against the ice. He got up, all bloodied and bruised. He saw the puck right in front of him, and shot it into the goal."
Two pals began to play a game of Scrabble. One pal noticed that the other pals words had a theme. All of those pal's words said nasty things. This led the pals to having an argument about the intentions. The pals fought so much they didn't even finish the game.
Tim was working on his car. His little kid wanted to help. Tim had him grab tools for him. Half the time it was the wrong tool. Tim enjoyed the bonding experience regardless.
Mary invited John to her party. John did not like Mary and her friends. He tried to find some excuse. He told her he needs to help his brother with moving. She understood.
A boy went for a walk in the woods. He found a frog. He found a blue flower. He saw a squirrel. He decided he would go for a walk in the woods every day.
"Dank Memes liked to make terrible posts on the internet. He'd lash out at anyone, or anything. He held contrary opinions for no reason. Eventually someone found Dank's personal information. Thus Dank made bad posts no more."
Cindy is very tired. Her children will not take a nap. Cindy decided to take the kids to the park. They played until they were tired. Now they are all taking naps.
Emily was going on a first date with a boy she liked a lot. She was really nervous that she would say something stupid. She saved some talking points just in case. To her delight the conversation flowed naturally with ease. The date went better than Emily ever could have expected.
"My laptop was bought last year in the winter. I bought it to do work from home tasks. The first idea I got it for was shot down immediately. I tried to buy some software to do transcription with ease. The laptop was good for other reasons, but transcribing became a fail."
"Oliver took his granddaughter to the lake. On the dock, he set up some chairs and fishing poles. They sat together as he taught her how to bait a hook. Then, they talked and laughed for hours. At the end of the day, they packed up and went home."
Nate fell down and scraped his knee really bad. His mother cleaned up the knee and put a band aid on it. Nate went back outside to play and took off the band aid. When his mother noticed she asked Nate why he took his band aid off. Nate told his mom it made him look tough.
Alex woke up when the sun fell on her face. She debated staying in bed or getting up early. She decided to stay in bed. Her alarm rang twenty minutes later. She then got out of bed.
Ann had to help her brother with boxes. He wanted them lifted into the house. Ann agreed to help but had no idea how heavy they would be. They ended up being fifty pounds. Ann nearly passed out when she was done.
Nathan had to mail a package to his grandfather. He went to the post office to drop off the package. There was a very long line. Nathan ended up spending the whole day there. He felt angry because he had wasted so much time in line.
"Jackson wanted a new xbox but didn't have enough money. He asked his parents to buy one but they said no. Jackson decided to earn the money himself. He walked dogs for lots of families in his neighborhood. After a few weeks, Jackson had enough money to purchase the system."
"Brandon was a terrible boss. He let his employees get away with anything. To strengthen his position he took managerial classes. When he came back, he started a new regime at work. His employees didn't like him as much but respected him for that."
I was watching sports on TV. The players were on the field. One player threw the ball to another. The other team tackled the player. The team lined up to play again.

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