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"Kia's teacher died from a heart attack. She went to the funeral with the rest of her class. She cried during the service, but so did everyone else. Afterwards, Kia walked up to the casket. There, she sadly wished her teacher goodbye." |
"Steven had gotten in trouble at school. He was in trouble for writing on the wall. He swore it was his friend that did the vandalism. Everyone thought Steven was telling a story. Eventually, his friend admitted to doing the writing." |
George needed to lose weight or he could get diabetes. He had been overweight for a very long time. He had not been successful with weight loss at any point. He hired a personal trainer and a professional chef. After a year George lost a lot of weight and felt much better. |
Kevin took his dog on the beach in the morning. He swam in the sea. Suddenly he got a cramp to his muscle. He could not swim. His dog saved his life and took him to the beach. |
I needed a pair of sunglasses. I saw some at the store. I picked out a pair I liked. I bought them from the store. They were too small for my head. |
Tom wanted to get into better shape. He tried to weight lift alone. Unfortunately he almost hurt himself. Tom realized he needed a spotter. He joined a gym. |
Beth was walking to the store. It was raining and she only had sandals on. As the water got into her shoes her feet began to itch. She tried to ignore it but it was too annoying. She ended up going back home to change into boots. |
We just got a new rug. It was very plush. Our cat started playing with the edge. My wife yelled at the cat. She ran away. |
I was sitting on the floor. My dog had played in this room. I rolled over to get more comfortable. I landed on a pile of dog hair. The dog hair made my skin itch. |
"I was eating with a male friend at a reasonably nice restaurant. There was a man and a woman on the other side of the table. All of a sudden, a woman came right through them. She hits the man's head with her bag. After that, she walks away with tears in her eyes." |
"My move to vegas was not planned well. It was one of the best things I've done in my life though. I one day got so frustrated with work, I left for home and packed. It took me about to days with very little breaks to drive there. I have lived here since and have not looked back!" |
Meagan went out with her friends. She put her phone on the top of the car. The car sped down the highway. The phone fell off. It was destroyed. |
Shelly needed new brakes. She went to the parts store. She got the parts needed. She had a mechanic install them. The mechanic costed her more than the parts. |
"Martin was looking at footage of the Challenger Deep. He saw a shadow on the camera. He looked intently and thought he saw a large fin. He replayed the camera. On second view, it was just the light playing tricks." |
Our 2 year old granddaughter visited us this weekend. Her parents drove up from NJ to Boston. There was a lot of traffic in CT. A 4 hour ride took 7 to complete. Everyone came in exhausted. |
Today is my dad's birthday. I didn't know what to get him so I asked my mom. She said I should get him golf clubs. I bought him the best golf clubs I could afford. I gave my dad his clubs at breakfast and he loved them. |
I subbed for first grade on the first day of school! A little girl came up to me crying. She said she wanted to visit her sister in third grade. Third graders are in another building. The little girl called her mother at home and then felt better. |
"Tammy did not feel like going to school. She told her mother that she had a sore throat and a fever. Her mother put a thermometer in Tammy's mouth. When she came back to read it, the thermometer read 120 degrees. Tammy's mom knew Tammy had held it up the the hot lamp." |
"I really enjoy participating in gymnastics. I started when I was in Kindergarten. My favorite area to practice on is the balance beam. I think it's my favorite because it's what I'm best at doing. As a result, I don't practice the vault as often and don't excel here." |
One Saturday Sparky and his Dad were driving past Sparky's school. Sparky's Dad drove into the school parking lot. Sparky's Dad told him to get out and go to school. Sparky thought it was a joke but got out of the car anyway. Sparky and his Dad had a good laugh. |
"Joe tried out for his high school soccer team. He was hoping he was good enough to make the cut! But when the coach called him over, Joe got a shock. He had made the team - and made goalie! Joe was proud and excited!" |
"Michelle was crossing the street when a car swerved right. It hit her in the chest. She felt down on the pavement, completely dazed. And when the paramedics asked her her name, she didn't remember. It took her a whole month before she could remember anything." |
Zakesha begged her mom for a new perm. Her mom didn't have the money to spare but agreed anyway. Zakesha thought she looked better after receiving the perm. Zakesha met a new girl in school who'd never had a perm. Zakesha envied how good the new girl's natural hair looked. |
Ben was playing game on his computer at home. His phone rang. He picked up the call from his mom. Her car was broken. He had to go to pick her up. |
"Gavin confessed to cheating on the test. The teacher gave him an F on his paper, and sent him to the principal. The principal asked why he was there. Gavin thought, and said he had been molested by his teacher. The teacher was promptly fired, and Gavin got an A on his test." |
Billy lost his job. He decided to start a business. He made signs. His first sign was for an elementary school. He found another job a few months later. |
Tom had been dating his girlfriend for months. He thought they were doing alright. Tom's girlfriend felt otherwise. To his shock she decided to end things. Tom was heartbroken for years. |
Lily refused to clean her bedroom. She assumed it was clean enough. Her parents disagreed. Lily room became so messy that she lost her favorite ring. She had no other choice but to clean her bedroom. |
"September 1st, when leases end, is very busy in Allston, MA. My brother lives there and walked around that day. One person had put everything onto the sidewalk. The landlord said they had to clear a path or he would get fined. They cleared a path before the police arrived." |
Tom stopped using deodorant. I could smell his armpits. I went to the store and bought Tom some new deodorant. He refused to use it. His new girlfriend likes the smell of his arm pits. |
"Hal pulled into the hotel after a long drive. The desk clerk couldn't find his reservation. He demanded Hal pay for a new room in full. Hal realized he hadn't brought his wallet inside with him. When he went out to get it, he decided to just go to another hotel." |
"I went to the gym to sign up for a membership. They asked me if I needed a trainer. I laughed in their face. After a month, I showed no progress. I finally asked them to get me a trainer to work with." |
"He wanted to stop smoking. I was behind him completely. When he stopped, it was really strange. It looked like a part of him was missing. Smoking just seemed to be a definition of who he was." |
Isaiah was a baby who never had a haircut before. His hair was getting long and it was time for his first haircut. His Dad had planned on taking Isaiah that weekend to get his haircut. Isaiah's Mom took him that day to get a haircut while Dad was at work. Isaiah's Dad was sad he didn't get to take him for his first hai... |
Jenny was laying around watching TV one night. Suddenly she got a text message on her phone. The text was claiming to be her friend and need her help. At first she began freaking out about it. Suddenly she realized that the text was a fake scam. |
Lena had been married to her husband for over 10 years. One day Lena decided to leave work early since she completed her work. Lena drove home and got out of her car. Lena entered her home and found her husband cheating on her. Lena filed for divorce and took her life back. |
Tom was late on his bills. His job didn't pay enough to help him catch up. He had to swallow his pride and ask his parents for help. His parents were more than happy to. Tom felt bad but was thankful. |
James really wants to be a special education teacher. He has been going to school for many years and is getting his masters. Finally after taking his CSET test he passed it. Since he passed his test he is now able to be a teacher. James boss promoted him to a teaching position at work. |
"I went to Boston University from 1971 to 1975. I was a commuter, and did not live on campus. One day I was studying between classes. I found the student lounge has tv rooms, one to each major channel. I watched a few shows between classes." |
Melissa invited her best friend to the movies. He agreed to go with her. But after work she got call from him. He could not go to the movies. He got some flu. |
Jane was getting married. She wanted to get the perfect wedding cake. She made her husband sample several different kinds. It took them weeks to pick one. The day of the wedding it was exactly what Jane wanted. |
Tim loved skateboarding. There was a trick he had been trying for weeks. He always came close but could never pull it off. One day he was able to do it right. Ever since then it became much easier to pull off. |
Melissa was trying to enjoy a day shopping with her friend. They were at an outdoor mall and it was winter. Soon Melissa was so cold that she couldn't focus. She asked her friend if they could stop for cocoa. Luckily the warm drink did the trick and she felt better. |
"Mark was an introvert student, and his friends called him library-hog. He was always offended by this, and tried to curb conversations. Natalie, his friend started introducing him to more people. He built confidence while conversing with others. Mark's friends stopped teasing him, and started treating him nicely." |
"Jennie loved to dance and jump in the air. A friend told her about cheerleading tryouts at school. Though Jennie was nervous, she attended the tryouts. She was accepted on the squad! Jennie was then able to dance and cheer for her school football team." |
Ben went to the printing station today. He was using the computer without printing anything. The cashier told him to get out since he was idling. Ben told her to be quiet. Security came and escorted Ben out of the place. |
"Delilah had gotten into skipping class recently. She enjoyed slowly walking to the store for snacks. One day, a car passed her on the road. It stopped and her teacher got out, catching Delilah. She was in huge trouble and had detention all week." |
"Talya thought she was stronger than her little sister, Kadie. Talya would always boss, and push her around. Kadie was growing tired of her sister mistreating her. One day while playing ball with each other, Talya elbowed Kadie hard. When Talya went in for a layup, Kadie slammed her sister to the ground." |
"Bob Billburg wanted to buy a restaurant. Though he lacked the prowess to make a meal. One day he found one for sale, and purchased it. He tried his hardest to cook for the people. Unfortunately, he couldn't figure it out, and went out of business." |
"Franco Francini was a wealthy business mogul. He owned half of a city's real estate. Unfortunately, Franko was greedy. Most of his buildings were in disrepair, or ugly. Eventually he had no more tenants, and went broke." |
My son has an active imagination. He told me there was a dragon in his room. I went to check for him. There was no dragon in there. I told him he was safe. |
Jonas brought out ingredients to make sushi rolls. It seemed simple enough. Jonas learned that wasn't the case. He stared down at his mess of a roll. Jonas decided to wrap it all up and eat it like a burrito. |
Emma was in the car one night. She was talking to her dad when suddenly she saw something. A shooting star burst across the dark sky. Emma had never seen one before and she forgot to make a wish. Luckily she saw another shooting star later to wish on. |
Andrew loves to make people laugh. He often makes jokes and does silly stunts. Once in a crowded room he started to dance like he was riding a horse. Everyone in the room was giggling at Andrew's dancing. Andrew is always the life of the party. |
"The Boston Red Sox were playing in CA last night. The game began at 10:10. We went to bed at 11:45, in the 6th inning. I brought my kindle in, slept, and watched a replay at 3 AM. The Red Sox won." |
Angel wanted a car for her sixteenth birthday. Angel could not afford a car for her sixteenth birthday. Angel stole a car from a parking lot. Law enforcement got a report of a stolen vehicle. Angel was caught by police and taken to jail. |
"Shery was invited to her cousin's wedding. She rearranged her work schedule so she could attend the wedding. She ran into her cousin at the mall the day before the wedding. Her cousin was upset that Shery hadn't come to the wedding. Shery had written down the wrong date, she felt awful." |
"Tamara wrote her first novel last year. And she managed to find a publisher to back her up. When she got home today, she was more than happy. There was a box waiting for her at her door. When she opened it, it was the first copy of her book." |
"Hunter camped outside his house in the bushes. He was waiting for the ding-dong-ditcher to come by again. A car pulled up to the house, and someone ran to the door. As they rang the doorbell, Hunter jumped out from the bushes. It was just the postman though, and he looked very surprised." |
"Kia was playing poker with some friends from work. She had just learned how to play the week before. She thought she's play poorly, but she won quite a bit! Her friends grumbled good-naturedly about beginner's luck. Kia just smiled, feeling very proud of herself." |
Tom saw posters for a lost dog. One day he noticed it in his yard. He tried to call it over. Eventually he enticed it with some food. Tom called the owners to get it. |
"My niece works for the state house in MA. She has two children, 12 and 9. She has to work late on Thursday, an election day. She begged her sister to babysit for her. Her sister reluctantly agreed." |
Kia dropped her TV remote by mistake one day. It broke apart on the floor! Kia could not fix it. She had to call the cable company for a new one. They brought her a remote and charged her $40! |
"Jeremy was in the war in Afghanistan. He kept a journal documenting his time there. A journalist asked to read what he wrote. She read the entries, but they just talked about food. The journalist sighed and didn't interview him anymore." |
"Grace was never very coordinated, especially when it came to sports. She struggled to even catch a ball. Once at a baseball game, Grace caught a foul ball. She was so proud of this that she kept the ball on the mantle. To this day, it is her proudest sporting achievement." |
"It was time for a beach volleyball match among friends. All of them have grown up playing. They started the first game. Hit after hit, each team kept up with the other. The first game ended with team one winning." |
"Jenna decided to cut her hair from down the back to a short pixie cut. Of course, this was not the worst hair brained idea this teen had. After a few weeks, she reattached the hair as tiny ponytails. As Jenna walked around school, the hair started to slip off her head. Throughout the day, her friends mentioned seeing ... |
Tom was shopping at a goodwill. He found a cool old coat for cheap. It was surprisingly warm. Tom wore it out often. He got several compliments on it. |
"Abbey had been overweight ever since she'd had her third child. He wouldn't admit it but her husband was less attracted to her. She was determined to get back into shape. At first nothing seemed to change, but she stuck to her new lifestyle. Luckily, she began to slowly slim down." |
Beth was very poor and needed to pay her bills. She had nothing to sell except for her treasured TV. Reluctantly she put it up for sale and it went quickly. She collected the money and paid her bill. Still she was sad and always missed the TV. |
"My friend Becky's parents, Tim and Mary, lost their dog. They were really sad about their missing pooch. They looked high and low for him for over a month. Their poor dog was never found. Becky's parents got a new puppy and were happy to have a new friend." |
Yessica went to see a movie by herself. The movie was a horror movie. She got very afraid. She regretted seeing it by herself. She tried to hold the guy's hand sitting beside her. |
"My brother loves to have a light jog around the park every sunday. Each time he jog,he saw the elderly woman sitting on the bench. His curiosity, he stopped and walked over to her. He asked the elderly woman why she's always there every sunday. She answered, she wants to remind her husband who had passed away." |
"Picard was growing grapes in his backyard. He attempted to make wine with the grapes. He tasted it, but it was much too sweet. He cut the sugar and tried again. This time the wine turned out perfect." |
A new show came out recently that I wanted to see. It has very good reviews so I was very interested. I asked a few friends if they've seen it yet and they all said no. I decided to start watching the show in my free time. The show turned out to be very good and I recommended it to friends! |
Tom was at a chili cooking contest. He was excited to try all the spicy flavors. Everyone talked their recipe up as being the spiciest. Tom went around trying different ones. He was disappointed to find out that none were that spicy. |
"Clara hated to babysit her younger siblings. Whenever her parents went out, she had to babysit them. She learned her friends had made a pregnancy pact and declined to join. Her friends thought she was being a stuck up snob. Clara graduated and went to college while her friends had to drop out." |
Walter went to see a doctor. He had problems with his heart. They run some tests on him. His heart was not in a good condition. A doctor told him to quit smoking immediately. |
Tom ordered a pizza. The delivery guy took him the wrong one. It was better than what Tom ordered. They let him keep it and gave him a coupon. Tom was pleasantly surprised. |
"Brian met an attractive female at a bar. When he first saw her, he asked to buy her a drink. She accepted, but didn't plan on talking to him. Brian told her a hilarious joke and she wanted to hear more. They ended up hitting it off and will be going on a date tomorrow." |
The doctor told her to take the pills twice a day. She had to take them with water. They should reduce the swelling in her body. She took them every day for a month. She was still swollen and not getting better. |
"Madi was hanging out with her little sister while mom took a shower. Madi glanced over to the table and noticed a pair of scissors. Then she looked at her sister's hair and saw how long it was getting. Madi grabbed the scissors and cut her sister's hair to her jawline. When mom got downstairs, she was sad to see siste... |
"My co-worker and I worked at a truck stop. Our jobs were pumping truck fuel. It started thundering and lightning. My co-worker went outside to fuel the truck. As he touched the pump, lightning struck leaving his arm numb." |
My brother is very strong. He lifts weights all the time. He invited me to lift with him. I tried to lift the weights. I could not lift the heavy weights. |
"A married couple have jobs delivering medical supplies. They take an emergency job five hours away but near the beach. The husband grabs beer, wine and snacks for the trip. The wife grabs clothes and swimming stuff. They forgot their own medicines at home and had to purchase them." |
A little Julie did not want to drink from sippy cup. She asked mom to give her juice into the real cup. She stumbled and spilled juice on the floor. Mom told her she is too little to use a real cup. Julie started arguing with her. |
My first day on the job I was extremely nervous. I didn't know anyone or what to do. My supervisor gave me vague instructions and threw me to the wolves. My co worker knew I was new and took it upon himself to train me. We became close friends and he made my time there much easier. |
Bob always dreamed of being rich. While Bob was standing in line at a store he noticed a sign. The sign was an advertisement for the state lottery. Bob decided to buy a lottery ticket in hopes of winning the lottery. Later that night Bob checked the lottery numbers and did not win. |
"Alyssa was at Summer camp. She liked it but regretted not doing anything big. She imagined everyone else having cool summer stories. Then she heard about the early morning polar dive. She signed up and jumped it, and it was awesome." |
I went to Jeremy's house. He was pointing a laser at a cup. It burned a hole in the cup. His wife did not want him to use it in the house. She thought it was not safe. |
Our friends from NH visited us last week. M is a professor and his wife L is a yoga teacher. M and L were supposed to go to the beach last weekend. M found his paper was rejected and he refused to go to the beach. L was very disappointed. |
"Maggie's internet at home did not work. She decided to go to the coffee shop and work there. She was disappointed to find out, coffee shop wifi was also down. She bought a lunch and coffee there. At least she enjoyed her food." |
"Tetsujin Setsujin was arguing with his parents. He wanted to be a Samurai, but they argued those had no place anymore. Tetsujin stormed out of his home. When he was wandering, he met an old master. With the master's guidance, he landed a career doing swordplay." |
Tom was using his car's cigarette outlet. He was charging his phone with it. It stopped working. Tom realized a fuse was blown out. He replaced it and it worked again. |
I had a dream last night about my dog. Someone made me sell him. I ran into him a few weeks later. He ran to me and refused to go back to his new owners. I woke up and cuddled him when I realized it was just a dream. |
Maria had just bought some groceries at the store. With no cash on hand she had used a check. One morning she was checking her bank and saw that the check bounced. She quickly drove to the bank to deposit some money. Luckily this made the check clear. |
Kia was caught in a snowstorm one day. She pulled her car into a parking lot and waited. It was several hours before plows came. Kia found some snacks in her purse and ate them while waiting. She was very glad she hadn't had to wait even longer!\ |
"Ron grunted with effort as he pushed the dolly with heavy boxes. It started to rain. As Ron lugged the items up the metal ramp, he slipped. Boxes flew down both sides of the ramp. Ron himself slid down it and cut his arms and legs." |
Georgina was in a loveless marriage. She decided to have an affair with her coworker. Georgina then realized the co worker looked very similar to her husband. She told her husband she was cheating on him. He didn't mind because he saw her boyfriend looked like him. |
My ex-boss has 4 grandchildren. One of the four is autistic. His mom is convinced a special sugar-free diet will help. I saw on FB a photo of three of the kids eating ice cream. I felt badly for the autistic child. |
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