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"Slab Bulkhead was the unfortunate leader of an inner city gang. He was sent to prison for attempted murder. While behind bars he found God, but never stopped managing his gang. He used his influence to defend the neighborhood and fight crime. Slab was given an early release for his good behavior." |
Tim's parents adopted a kid. He was a bit older. Tim and the other kid never got along. He would get into a lot of trouble. Tim's parents eventually gave up on him. |
"I ate a lot during my teen years. My mom made a pot of stew beef and rice. I had dinner at the table with the family. I had a second helping later that night. After the second helping, i was too full to sleep." |
There is an empty cup on the table. I picked up the cup. I took it to the kitchen. I filled the cup with milk. I drank the milk from the cup. |
"My daughter sent me a FB message. One of her coworkers is reading a book. It ties into the Mahabharata, which I read. She said I should read this book. I ordered it." |
Tom was in his work's baseball team. They were doing decently well. Tom was a star player. Unfortunately he got too drunk for the big game. They lost. |
My niece went to the party last week end. She wears polo and black pants. I thought maybe that what makes her comfortable. She got home with a girl. I got shocked when she kissed the girl. |
Sam bought a new pair of shoes. He thought they were really comfortable. Sam's friends all thought they looked stupid. Sam didn't really care. He wore them often. |
Ryan stood at the counter with chocolate frosting outlining his mouth. He again denied eating the cupcake with a quick shake of his head. Her lightning-quick finger wiped across his face. The sugary brown evidence of his guilt frosted her finger. The punishment of a hug and a face washing was swift in coming. |
Lucy was in Japan modeling. She got a lucrative ad deal. She saw her picture on a billboard. Then she noticed what the ad was for. It was for a new brand of toilet. |
"After Fran and Burt finished their dinner, they walked for awhile. Passing by the Ferris Wheel, they got in line to ride. Their turn finally came. They gave the attendant their tickets and climbed in their car. It was such a fun ride." |
I was offered a new job with better pay and benefits. The only problem is the shift is on the weekends. My family doesn't want me to take the job. I tried to convince them it would be better in the long run. They wouldn't give in so I had to turn down the offer. |
"Jason was angry at the amount of cheese in his fridge. He got out some crackers determined to eat it all. He started with the gouda, then worked his way to the brie. Jason couldn't finish it all. He looked around and dumped the cheese in the trash." |
Mike was in love with Laura. She did not know about it. Mike was shy to ask her out. One day he found courage and invited her for a dinner. She agreed. |
Tim cleaned his apartment. His dogs were feeling energetic. They went a bit wild. Tim's apartment got messy again. He cleaned it once more. |
"The Lake family loves the zoo. They go there every Saturday. First they see the petting zoo. Then they visit the gorillas. Finally, they see the lions before going home." |
Tim had an essay due for a class. He kept waiting to start it. Tim waited until the night before it was due. Tim realized it wasn't enough time. He got a terrible grade on it. |
"Terry Meatworth was a butcher on 85th street. He lorded over his work like a priest. One day a difficult customer came in. He wanted the meat cut a specific way, and was offering generous tip. Try as he might, Terry couldn't do it, and lost his business." |
Tim was driving home for the holidays. A winter storm rolled in. The streets were covered in snow. Tim kept driving at a slow pace. He barely made it to his relative's. |
Mary was hungry as she hadn't eaten all day. Her mother was busy cooking and told Mary to stay out of the kitchen. Mary crept into the kitchen to steal a snack. Mary reached across the stove and burned herself. Mary learned to obey her mother from then on. |
"Kate bought a bottle of blue nail polish. She was excited about the new color. As she was painting her nails, her cat knocked over the bottle. Blue polish went everywhere. Kate now has a spot on her carpet." |
"Carla liked to knit, and she especially liked to knit socks. The problem was her socks were never the same size. She couldn't figure out why, because she tried them on as she knit. One day she visited a podiatrist, and all her questions were answered. Carla's feet were two different sizes!" |
Today I climbed a tree. I grabbed the lowest branch. I tried to pull myself up. I had a lot of trouble getting up in the tree. I made it onto the first branch. |
Monica wanted to make a quilt for her friend. She thought carefully about her friend's favorite colors. When she visited the fabric store she found the perfect patterns. At home she realized she didn't have enough fabric. She substituted in a bit of her very favorites from her stash. |
Will wanted to improve his health. Will got himself a FitBit. Will began tracking his steps with the FitBit. Will walked more and more each day for several months. Now Will is in the best shape of his life. |
We went for a bike ride. Halfway through my nephew stopped. I turned around to find out what was wrong. His chain had come off of his gears. I quickly fixed it and we were back on our way. |
She had to drink lots of water. The diuretics were draining her system. She was running low on electrolytes. She began to feel weak. She laid in bed all week drinking gatorade to feel better. |
"Gabi had been chosen to be a flower girl for her cousin. Her mother was proud, and planned to buy a beautiful dress. But Gabi fell in love with a princess costume at the mall. Her mother was hesitant, but Gabi insisted that was her dress. In the end she was a hit, with everyone agreeing she was adorable." |
"Jim Bob's grandfather had just died. Jim Bob acted sad at the funeral. Afterwards, he stopped by his grandfather's house to examine his stuff. He saw a few expensive watches. Jim Bob took the watches and ran off before anyone noticed." |
The mom and baby went into the yard. The baby crawled in the grass. The baby didn't like the grass. The baby crawled to her mom. The mom picked the baby up. |
Julieanne was a couch potato. Her parents tried to get her up. She just wanted to watch TV! One day her parents signed her up for softball. She tried out and didn't watch TV for the whole season. |
Alex was in 8th grade. He hated school and struggled with math. One day his mom sat down with him to help with some math problems. With his mom's help Alex was able to figure out the math problems. He learned so much he aced the next test. |
Karim got rear ended while driving home from work. He didn't get the insurance information from the other driver. He worried that the other driver might not have insurance. Karim contacted his insurance company to find out about repairs. They said the other driver had insurance to Karim's great relief. |
Abbey wanted to take a vacation with her husband. They were pretty poor and couldn't afford one. One day she heard about low-key internet loans. She applied online and found out she was qualified. They got a loan and used it to go on vacation. |
Mary had a miscarriage. Her husband Mark tried to be supportive. But Mary got more and more depressed. She did not want to stay with Mark anymore. They divorced. |
Tom drove a pretty old car. It was constantly breaking down. He lived near a junkyard. Tom often found cheap parts there. He would do most of the work himself. |
Jacob agreed with his sister that this Sunday was very boring. They decided to build a bike ramp to pass the time. They took a large piece of wood and propped it onto some bricks. Jacob flew down the road towards the ramp and hit it. The bricks tumbled and Jacob went crashing down onto the pavement. |
George looked outside his peep hole. Two men in suits were outside his door. George opened the door telling them he wasn't interested. They busted through the door and demanded money. George was wrong to assume they were Jehovah's Witnesses. |
"Martha was a little girl who still sucked her thumb. Her mother wanted her to stop doing that. Every day she put a bitter tasting substance on Martha's thumb. Whenever Martha would try to suck it, she would get a bitter taste. This eventually broke her thumb sucking habit." |
"Carter was in her school assembly. She had stayed up late to do homework and was so tired. She tried her best to stay awake but the assembly lulled her to sleep. Suddenly, she was awoken to everyone staring at her. She was so embarrassed that her teacher had called her out." |
Tom saw a stray cat. It seemed friendly at first. Tom tried to pet it. The cant hissed and tried to scratch him. Tom decided to just leave it alone. |
"Elvis exclaimed that life was meaningless. His wife looked at him suspiciously. She asked what this had to do with washing the dishes. Elvis said that if life was meaningless why bother. His wife didn't buy it though, and put the scrub brush in his hands." |
"Vladimir was trying to learn English. He went to Miami. He walked up to a girl and smiled. What a beautiful beach, he said. The girl misheard him and slapped him." |
"Megan was going to find out the gender of her unborn baby. She brought all of her family along for the exciting ultrasound. As the technician searched, she gasped in delight. She announced to everyone that Megan had twins in her. Megan was terrified but everyone's happiness comforted her." |
It was summer when we decided to go to the beach. The beach that we chose has clean water and has white sand. I enjoyed being there until one guy ruined my day. He is so arrogant like he owns the beach. I decided not mind him instead i just appreciate the beach. |
John was driving on the highway. John saw someone who wanted a pickup. John decided to give the person a ride. The person turned out to be a rich person. The rich person gave John ten thousand dollars for the ride. |
Martha liked to spend a lot of time at the lake. She was careless about using sunscreen when she was at the lake. Over the years Martha suffered several severe sunburns. Martha ended up getting skin cancer because of her time at the lake. Martha now avoids the sun by staying indoors. |
"Jacked woke up and started applauding at the end of the opera. He realized though that he was the only one clapping. He looked on stage and realized that the actors were still there. He had applauded during a very intense moment. While all eyes were on him, he sheepishly sat back down." |
"Jack needed a new phone. He finally found the one he wanted. He ordered it online. When the phone came in, it was broken. Jack was extremely disappointed." |
Tim rented a car. He got the insurance on it. Tim was a terrible driver. He crashed it twice. The insurance only covered part of it. |
The first time I had a big score in poker was in college. I played a $1 tournament for roughly 8 hours. On the five minute breaks I would stretch. Eventually I made the final table and it was down to the top 3. By that point I was so tired and played bad and got out. |
"Margot goes to the doctor. She is scared of getting a shot. The doctor checks her ears and nose. Then, he checks her heartbeat. She is healthy and goes home happy." |
Mindy was at school working on homework. She noticed a sign for some school ballet tryouts. She loved ballet and wanted to give it a shot. Her audition went kind of horribly though and she surely failed. She was shocked when the next week she was picked for the team. |
"Sarah was at home doing dishes. Suddenly her husband sent her a text from work. She could tell he needed something, but the text was unreadable. She tried to get more info but he didn't respond again for awhile. Luckily he finally responded and fixed his typos." |
"Nina moved into a new apartment recently! She wanted all her friends to come over and see. Callie was her biggest friend, so she came over first. Callie really liked the apartment and said the bathroom was nice. Nina was very pleased that Callie liked the apartment!" |
It was family reunion time! The family got up early to get ready to go. They packed all their four wheelers and all their gear. Finally they were ready to go! They had so much fun at the reunion. |
"I helped my first graders fix a special Mother's' Day luncheon. For days, they crafted the invitations, placemats, and decorations. The mothers ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches the kids made. They even got homemade necklaces, but the highlight was the program. The children sang songs and did a dance dedicated to... |
"The Hicks family loved spending time together. Their favorite activity was ice skating. Every weekend, they would head to the ice rink to skate. On one trip Mrs Hicks fell and broke her leg. She had to watch from the bleachers on the next visit." |
Tim moved to a new city. He struggled to make new friends. He put up an ad online. There were a few responses. None of them really panned out. |
I came home from school and found an Arby's sandwich. I open the sandwich in the microwave and turned the microwave on. I then heard popping and cracking. I also had seen what looked like fireworks going off in the microwave. I shut the microwave off and realized the wrapper had aluminum in it. |
Tom was working. He picked up something that was too heavy. It wound up hurting his back. Tom had to go to the hospital. They told him it was broken. |
"Andy is a avid collector of art. In fact, Andy loves collecting abstract art. Recently, Andy was invited to a local abstract art show. Andy decided he would go to the show, and maybe purchase some art. Andy could not wait to see the art pieces displayed at the show." |
Trent lost his leg in a motorboat accident. He still liked to spend time swimming at the lake. He would remove his prosthetic leg when he went swimming. He was upset when someone took his prosthetic leg. Trent said that it would take a very despicable person to steal a leg. |
Zeke was trying to work on his computer. He needed some music but couldn't find anything good. He decided to check out some of his friend's playlists. He found won and listened all the way through. It was so good that the music became some of his new favorites. |
"Kim was excited for cheer tryouts. She had been practicing for weeks. She knew her cheer and could tumble. During tryouts, Kim did everything perfectly. Members were announced and Kim made it." |
Mary learned about dinosaurs at school last month. Mary decided she really liked learning about dinosaurs. She asked her parents to help her learn more about dinosaurs. They bought her a book so she could read more about them. Mary is on her way to becoming a dinosaur expert. |
Halloween is Tracy's favorite holiday. Her favorite part is the party she throws every year. She decorates her house and yard with things she collected over time. Everyone in the neighborhood looks forward to her haunted house. Like usual this year her home was the most popular in town. |
"Mason admitted to the cops that he stole the wallet. The cops didn't know what to do, because he was underage. They made him apologize to the man and pay him back the money. Mason stuck out his tongue, kicked the man in the knee, and ran. The cops were shocked at his behavior, and gave chase." |
I used to play hockey when I was young. I practiced 6 days a week. The competition was very fierce. We went to state once. We won 2-1 in overtime! |
Jack was very hungry. He went into the kitchen. Jack made a cheese sandwich. He used the last of his father honey wheat bread. His dad couldn't figure out who ate the last of his bread. |
The football draft was last night and everyone was excited. But the one player was having computer problems. He mistakenly put people in his queue before it started. Then it started to draft and it drafted these players by mistake. He was so sad to find this out the hard way. |
Tia's parents bought her a kite for Easter. Tia loved to fly kites. Tia's father took her to the park to fly her knew kite. The kite flew very high. Tia was very pleased with her new kite. |
"On Sally's first day of kindergarten, she was very nervous. Her mother and father took the morning off work to take Sally. When they got to school, her parents took a few pictures of her. When it was time to start the day, a bell rang and she went into class. After a full day of activities, Sally was very happy to go ... |
Dave invited Mike to join the work basketball team. Mike didn't know how to play basketball. Mike went to the library to check out a book on basketball. Mike learned the rules of the game. Mike accepted Dave's invitation to join the work basketball team. |
Tammy was hiking through a forest in Northern California. As Tammy was hiking she decided to take a rest on a large rock. Tammy sat down on the large rock. As Tammy was sitting on the large rock she heard leaves rustling. Tammy saw a snake slither out from under the rock she was on. |
"He pulled out a new board game. He laid the pieces on the table. He walked around the house looking for someone to play with. Everyone said they were too busy. He sat down on the couch, dejected." |
Neil loves watching rock concerts. He went to a show with his girlfriend. They give their tickets to security. They jump up and down when the music plays. Neil drives his girlfriend home when the concert is done. |
I bought a container of kinetic sand. I started to play with it. The sand felt good between my fingers. I added a little glitter to give it some sparkle. I mixed it in and rolled it around. |
"With two hours left on the shift, Marcus stood up and quit. He told the boss he wanted better duties but didn't get them. After two weeks of no work, Marcus called his ex-boss to come back. She said write a letter explaining why he should be allowed back? Then she said no to his rehire because he quit without notice." |
Rupert owned a local woodworking shop. One morning he arrived to open up. He was sad to see his windows broken with rocks. He called the police who investigated the scene. Luckily they caught the guy who paid to repair the window. |
Tom's family was going on vacation. A day before the trip Tom became ill. He had a bad case of the flu. The family decided to cancel their vacation. Tom felt really bad about it. |
"Molly was just starting in middle school. She would be in a music class for the first time. She had to pick her instrument on the first day. She felt torn between the violin or the cello. Finally, forced to pick, she tossed a coin and went with cello." |
This was Ashley's first time to New York. All she knew was farm towns. When she got to the City she was overwhelmed. She sat in a Starbuck's in Times Square. She was ready to go back into the city and discover more. |
"Jim had to get ready for school. As he began getting dressed he realized he had no clean clothes. He frantically searched every drawer and closet but could find none. He sulked as he realized he would miss the school bus. Sadly, he gave up and went back to bed." |
A man woke up one day. Thought that he should buy a bike. And then he went down the cyclists to get one. But they didn't have one big enough for him. And so he settled for a trike. |
"Podnle Oddnle was a doctor. He performed a successful heart bypass. This bypass saved a young girl's life. Her family thanked the doctor with a check. The check was for so much, Podnle Oddnle quit being a doctor." |
The dog ran into the room. He looked excited about something. He started snapping at the air. We thought he had lost his mind. We realized he was just chasing a fly. |
"Amanda decided to take a scientific survey. At the beginning there was a warning about disturbing content. However, Amanda did not see any disturbing content in the survey. She felt confused about this. She submitted the survey anyway, though." |
Jen went out on her first date. It was the cutest thing. She was so nervous about everything. I cannot believe how big she is getting. Soon she will be getting married. |
Sadie had just had her pregnancy glucose test done. To her dismay she learned that she had diabetes. At first she thought she could never adopt the lifestyle. To her surprise though she managed it very well. Luckily the diabetes went away when her baby was born. |
Tom was taking a trip. His luggage didn't arrive with him. He talked to several people in charge. Nobody knew where his luggage was. Tom was never able to get it back. |
"Lynn read a book about tomatoes that inspired her to grow her own. She fenced off a part of her yard and prepared the dirt. Just as the book advised, she bought plants from a local nursery. Over the summer, Lynn watered and tended to her plants every day. By the end of the summer, Lynn had enough tomatoes to make sauc... |
Tim was at work. He finished his assignments early. Tim needed more money. He was payed by the hour. Tim decided to stay longer. |
John and Kara went to NYC last weekend. It was their anniversary present to each other. They said the weather was perfect. They visited all over the city. It was the perfect weekend to celebrate. |
Roman wanted to be a millionaire by the time he was 18. At 16 he started up his own lawn care company. He lived in an area that gave him a lot of business. He did good work so the word spread to other cities nearby. He became so successful that he made $2million in his first year! |
Edna went to church yesterday. While inside the church she noticed a lady not paying attention. The lady was using her phone and texting. Because edna is irritated with the lady she confronted her. Edna told the lady to turn off her phone or leave the church. |
"Yesterday I played chess online with my friend. He had been away for his stepmom's funeral. We played 10 games. I won four, tied one, and lost five. We had a good series of games." |
Mark said if Nancy mowed the lawn he would buy her a root beer float. Nancy mowed the lawn. When she finished Mark went to go get her a root beer float. When Mark returned he only had a empty cup. Mark said he got thirsty and drank the root beer float. |
"Toby was in the kitchen making breakfast. Suddenly he heard a buzzing sound nearby. A huge bee was floating around his kitchen. Terrified he launched into a campaign to expel the bee. When he finally got it out, his food had been burned up." |
"Ana wanted to become teacher. She studied very well when she was in school. Unfortunately, they lack some money. She stopped from college because they are not financially stable. As a result, she's undergraduate and end up being a cashier." |
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