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I had the longest day at work. I was swamped with work. Two of my coworkers called out. I had to pick up a lot of their work. I was so happy to finally leave. |
Susie was driving to work today. There was a lady hour who had cut her off. Susie got so mad. She started yelling at her. But then she realized it was pointless and just focused on the road. |
For their 5th anniversary Robyn and Rachelle are taking a trip. They want to go to a few different places. They are starting off in Spain. After that they are travelling to England. Their last stop will be France. |
My 99 year old friend Ben is having trouble walking. He has a walker and is afraid of falling. One day he took a class on falling. After taking the class he has not fallen. I admire Ben. |
"Pearl was moving to a new apartment. She rented a truck. It had a big loading deck on the back. She put all her household goods in, followed by her clothes. There was plenty of room in the truck for her other things!" |
Tom's dog tried to chase a car. It got hit pretty hard. The dog's leg was broken. The surgery bill was going to be expensive. Tom had to put him down instead. |
"My friend Jordan is afraid of birds. He has nightmares about being pecked and scratched. He also has bad luck when it comes to birds. Once, Jordan was eating a chip and a bird swooped down and stole it. He nearly fainted from fear." |
"While walking in his backyard, little Finn found a baby bird. It was chirping on the ground. Finn ran to get his mom. His mom grabbed a ladder to put the baby bird back in it's nest. Finn was glad he found the bird." |
Every summer I make ice cream with my doctor. My daughter chooses the flavor. I cook the ice cream mixture. We place the mixture in an ice cream machine. It starts and after 2 hours we have ice cream. |
Renee wants to build a tiny house. She likes the homes because they are portable and functional. She Also likes the idea of lowering her bills. Additionally she can use solar power as well. It took a year but she finally built and it was perfect. |
I bought a bottle of pomegranate juice. There is a coffee shop in the bookstore. I was in there once. I was told not to drink the milk for free. That is why I bought something. |
Jane decided to watch a movie the whole night. So she slept very late. When she woke up she noticed that she was already late for school. She rushed to prepare herself and her things. The school's gate was already close so she climbed on the gate. |
Nancy was in the shower. I filled up a glass of cold water. I snuck into the bathroom and poured the water on her. She screamed and yelled at me. Now I need to remember to lock the door so she doesn't get me back. |
"Joe and Max both liked Niki, but only she knew this at the party. She made the first move and kissed Joe several times, but no more. Max was sad, so she lied that she didn't want to, but Joe made her. Max vaguely told the whole school that Joe had taken advantage of her. She apologized to Joe, who the school now hated... |
I am the type of person who always wants to do something. I don't want that i'm doing nothing because i easily get bored. One day when i have no work i decided to visit my old school. Then i saw one of my old school mate and she's looking for a tutor. So i volunteered myself and now i have two jobs. |
For a long time I have desired going to South America. One year my church decided to take a mission trip to Peru. I learned that they were past the deadline for accepting participants. I quickly emailed my pastor to ask if I could go. Fortunately there was a spot open and the next March I went to Peru! |
They had fallen down. I had a couple of water bottle in the freezer. I had to put them at an angle. I heard a crash. I had to go check on them. |
"The couple always shared the house's chores. They would do the dishes, for instance, whenever convenient. Once, one of the pair was quite busy and the other did them for days. This caused some resentment to build up between them. The other of the pair made up for it by taking over for a while after." |
Otto needed a new bike. He had worn his out. He finally decided to buy a new one. He decided on one that was black and blue. He was so excited to ride to school on a new bike. |
Tom had a birthday coming up. His friend told him about his girlfriend's idea of a surprise party. Tom was expecting it for weeks. When he went to get dinner with his girlfriend he was sure of it. He got back home to an empty house full of disappointment. |
"The kids took a great picture together. Their mom put it in a frame in the living room. She loved looking at it every day. The next year, the kids took another picture. The mom put that one next to the first one." |
"In my spiritual counseling practice, I had some challenging clients. To maintain confidentiality, I felt unable to seek advice from anyone. When I learned other ministers were struggling, we united for support. Starting a ministerium group allowed private and respectful sharing. Both ministers and clients benefitted f... |
"Mike was sleeping on his sofa when he heard a noise. A man with gun burst through the unlocked front door. Wanting to protect his wife, who was with him, Mike jumped up. He launched their 55"" tv at the would be robber and charged at him. The robber fled to a getaway vehicle." |
"One time in university I waited until the last minute to write a paper. I stayed up all night and only slept for 30 minutes. Even the 30 minutes of sleep was by accident. The next day I had an emotional breakdown from not sleeping. I decided that in the future, I would not procrastinate so severely." |
We got a new puppy. It was all black. It was so tiny. We have been trying to name him. We have a few different names we like. |
"Quinn wanted to break his bad habit of killing guests. He invited a friend over with the plan of letting them leave alive. Quinn tried very hard to keep his promise to himself. His guest annoyed him too much, just like all the rest. As Quinn buried the body, he told himself he'd do better next time." |
Cindy was in line to wait to pick up her daughter from school. She turned off her car. Cindy rolled her windows down. It was hot outside. Cindy rolled up her windows and put the AC on. |
I am pretty weak. I could not do one pull-up. I tried every day for a month. I started getting stronger. I can now do 5 pull-ups. |
Jan loved to read. She never discriminated when it came to titles. She was very sad when her favorite librarian was replaced. Jan stayed away from the library for months. She finally became friends with a new librarian. |
Tom was a computer science major. He ironically had an old computer. It could barely keep up with his workload. Tom's parents bought him a new one for his birthday. Tom was so happy he cried. |
Ben came home late at night. He did not want to wake up his wife. He did not turn on the light. He slipped and fell down. His leg was broken. |
Tom didn't like pets. His girlfriend got a cat. Tom didn't care for it at first. After a while the cat's silly ways won him over. Tom wound up liking it more than his girlfriend. |
"Delia brushed her teeth once a day and never flossed. Delia's dental hygienist asked her whether she flossed. Delia lied for the first time and said that she did. When the hygienist flossed for her, Delia's gums bled a lot. Delia was so ashamed that she started flossing daily." |
"Alicia was down to her last dollar. Getting laid off had been very hard. The bills were piling up and Alicia was afraid. She decided to take a risk and spend the last of her money. Two days later, Alicia held the winning ticket to a million dollars." |
"Jay works in the kitchen of an upscale restaurant. He is a revered chef, and the restaurant is packed. The kitchen staff is short tonight because someone called off work. The orders are backing up. In his hurry to finish the orders, Jay burns his hand!" |
"Jake's employer held a month long sales contest for Super Bowl tickets. He did very well, meeting all of the requirements along the way. Most sales people were football fans, and the contest was very fierce. It came down to a drawing, and Jake won, to the envy of all onlookers. This would be the first and only game he... |
"My sister and I drove to the beach yesterday. We got in the car and drove for one hour to the boardwalk. Once we got there, I changed into my swimsuit. We swam and played in the water for the entire day. After we finished, we ate burgers and went home." |
Kate found a pair of shoes she liked online. She was surprised they were so cheap. She bought them immediately. When they arrived they looked different and cheap. They fell apart within weeks. |
Tom trained in boxing. He was going to have his first amateur fight. He went against someone much better than him. Tom got beat up bad. It made him give up boxing. |
"Poppy needed to make a project for her middle school science fair. She decided to make a model volcano with vinegar and baking soda. Unfortunately, on the day of the fair, she combined them incorrectly. The volcano exploded, spraying fake lava foam everywhere! Instead of winning the science fair, she had to clean up h... |
Last night the weather man said it would snow a lot. Going to bed I hoped that it would snow enough to cancel school. When I woke up this morning it had snowed about a foot. I turned on the news to check for school cancellations. I jumped for joy when they announced our school was closed. |
Valerie was cooking hot dogs on the grill. One of the hot dogs got really burnt. Valerie's friend Buzz told her he loved burnt hot dogs. Buzz ate the burnt hot dog. Valerie was glad that no food was wasted. |
Tom was set to run a marathon. He was a favorite to win it. At the beginning Tom tripped and hurt himself. He wasn't able to keep running. Tom had to forfeit. |
Tom got a new sound system. It was really heavy in the bass. He tried to crank it up high one time. It wound up breaking some of his windows. Tom never turned it up that high again. |
Chase needed a new football jersey. He didn't want to tell his mom. She had asked him a million times to be careful with his clothes. He finally decided to try to buy one on his own. He took his allowance and was able to buy one by himself. |
Kay's mom brought home chicken for dinner. Kay would not eat the dark meat. Kay's mom asked her why she didn't like the dark meat. Kay thought that the chicken had gotten bruised and it made her sad. Kay's mom only brought home white meat chicken after that. |
Paul was a hitman for the mob. He was assigned to kill a woman. He looked through the gun scope. It was his mother. His father had put out the hit. |
Henry was a professional musician. He got tired of steep producer costs. He decided to learn the software and produce his own music. It all turned out terrible and amateurish. Henry returned to using professional producers. |
Jake has an awful golf swing. He can never seem to hit at the right angle. He finally decided to take lessons. His golf pro was able to help him. Jake got better and won a tournament. |
Tom wasn't very car savvy. His check engine light came on. Tom kept driving anyway. After a while his car broke down completely. Tom had to get it towed and fixed. |
Martin was directing a movie. It got delayed. All of the actors to appear in the movie were anxious. Martin finally scored funding and the movie continued on. But the leading actor died before the movie could be completed. |
Tanya is in college. Tanya has a big test tomorrow. Tanya is very nervous about the test. Tanya studied very hard. Tanya hopes to do well on the test. |
Kim knew her brother needed new shoes. So Kim ordered some online. They came a week later to her house. Kim drove to her brothers house the next day. She surprised her brother with new shoes. |
I wanted a drink from the drink machine. I looked in my wallet. I pulled out a dollar. I put the dollar in the machine. The drink came out of the machine. |
Tom always wore glasses. He never liked contact lenses. ONe day Tom broke his glasses. He was forced to wear contacts. He got so many compliments that he decided to wear them more. |
Jim forgot to logout of facebook. His girlfriend tried to use the computer. She noticed he had messages from several girls. Jim had been cheating for months. He was dumped immediately. |
Theodore was staying at a hotel in Las Vegas. The hotel in question had a wave pool. Theodore brought his boogie board down to the pool area. The wave pool was too crowded to enjoy the swells. The swells never actually turned into waves anyway. |
"Brett forgot his umbrella that morning. As he feared, it was a huge mistake as it started to rain. He accelerated his stride. He tried to hide his head under his briefcase. But when he arrived at work he was soaked through and through." |
"Steve has an English test. He has been studying all week. On the day of the test, he became very nervous. Steve forgot all he studied. He ended up making a terrible grade." |
Mary was nervous about the first day of school. On the bus and met a girl named Bethany. The two girls had a lot in common. They played together every day. The two girls became best friends. |
Jimmy was playing ping pong with his nephew. He showed him how to spin the ball. His nephew picked it up quickly. He eventually got better than Jimmy. Jimmy regretted teaching him spin. |
Jill's son was misbehaving. She decided to send her son to his room. Jill's mother stopped to give the boy a toy she had bought. Jill said he couldn't have the gift. Jill and her mother were slightly upset with each other. |
"The professor returned the exam papers. Most of the class we're happy about their grades. I was confused when I found out that I've failed. When Greg looked at my paper, he noticed something. We had similar answers although they were marked wrong for me." |
My wife does not like a truck parked by our driveway. It blocks her view coming out. She went out today to see if it had a resident sticker. It had a sticker and was legally parked. She was not pleased. |
I beat my best friend. He was a little better than me. I got taught a trick from someone who played high school tennis. I practiced with him for an hour. The trick worked better than expected. |
John and Nancy were going to the movies. John wanted to see the new action movie that was playing. Nancy wanted to see a love story she had heard about. They couldn't agree on what to see. They compromised and saw the new comedy they both thought looked good. |
"It was Kate's last high school track meet and she wanted to do well. Her legs were injured but she didn't care, she'd still run. As the relay started, Kate's team was behind. Then it was Kate's turn as her teammate handed her the button. Kate ran her heart out, caught the team up, and they won the gold." |
"Tameka was in a hurry to get home after picking up her son. She sped up the freeway but stayed under the speed limit. A police officer pulled her over and said she changed lanes unsafely. Next, he caught she had no driver's license and no insurance. Damn, do you have to give me three tickets in one stop, she exclaimed... |
I was extremely hungry. I found some leftover chicken. I put it in the microwave. I set it for one minute. It came out still very cold. |
Tom joined the army reserves. He was sent to Iraq on his first tour. There he saw a bit of action before the accident. His convoy was hit by a roadside bomb. Tom didn't make it out. |
"Benny went to the beach on the weekend. He sunbathed for several minutes. His skin experienced sun burns since he forgot to put on sunscreen. During the next morning, he had a few black spots on his back. His mother forced him to go to the doctor." |
"I was at the restaurant eating lunch. I saw a cute guy on the next table eating alone. He saw me staring at him and he smiled. The next day at same place, i saw him again. I often eat in that restaurant just to see him." |
"For a few consecutive days in fourth grade, I was out sick. During my sick days, I missed a test. I was a pretty smart student so I was confident in my abilities. I thought I could pass without studying, so I didn't. As a result, I failed my first exam and felt really embarrassed." |
"I used to have 3,000 books selling on Amazon. After my stroke in 2011 I could not keep the collection. I was down to 200 books. Today I went and closed listings for six more books. Soon I will be out of this business." |
"When I was in eighth grade, I looked super young. All of the other girls work makeup and I wanted to fit in. My mom had a lot of makeup in her bathroom, so I took some. I showed it off to the girls at school and compared with theirs. When my mom found out, I was incredibly embarrassed." |
Paul forgot to pick up the dog poop while walking his dog. The park where he walked his dog had a strict rule about dog poop. Paul was followed by an Officer who saw Paul did not pick up the poop. The Officer gave Paul a citation for not picking up the dog poop. Paul decided it was good to pick up after his dog in the ... |
Tom had a big crush on his friend growing up. He never had the courage to tell her. Years later he ran into her. She mentioned how she used to have a crush on him. Unfortunately she was married with kids now. |
I had just ate garlic bread. My breath smelled kind of funny. I bought a pack of gum. I put a piece in my mouth. My breath smelled much better. |
"Leslie and Cookie went out to celebrate Cookie's 21st birthday. This was Cookie's first time drinking alcoholic beverages. Cookie was fine with one shot but Leslie dared her to drink more. Barely able to stand, the two staggered to Cookie's car. The two were found passed out and stuck in a hen yard the next day." |
Chet was running late for work. He got to work an hour late. Chet skipped his lunch to make up for the time lost. Chet went home. He set his alarm earlier for the morning. |
Tom was having dinner with his girlfriend's parents. He got to the restaurant very late. Once there he was rude to the waitress. Tom also kept talking on his phone. His girlfriend's parents really didn't like him. |
"Kara loved to eat nachos. She bought all the ingredients to make them at home. As she was melting the cheese, her phone rang. She became distracted and then smelled something burning. Kara burned her nacho cheese." |
"Tomeika was leaving work when she a co worker walking home. Even though she didn't know the lady, Tomeika offered her a ride. The lady thanked her and got into the car. Three miles down the road, the woman pulled a knife on Tomeika. The police told Tomeika the woman had just gotten out of jail for." |
Brock had just started school. His school had a fire drill. Brock was confused. The noise scared him. Brock began to cry uncontrollably. |
"I got a new neighbor. She seemed friendly. She said if her dog ever barked too loud, let her know. I assumed we'd get along well. That night, she played bad thunderous techno music." |
My mom was expecting a baby. She went into labor while I was at school. I met her at the hospital. The nurses and doctors helped her deliver the baby. She had a healthy baby boy after 5 hours. |
"Randy sang from the time he woke up until he went to sleep. Actually, this isn't true, as he had to eat as well. His mother asked him to stop sometimes so she had to think. He felt bad that when he tried, he ended up starting again. Finally he found the answer: he got her noise-cancelling headphones." |
Tom was a rookie politician. He made a small vote. Tom didn't realize the bill had far reaching consequences. It turned out to be a bad choice. The vote came back to haunt Tom often. |
"Lars was an atheist. He had a lot of friends who were religious despite this. Once, he got into a deep discussion about religion with friends. After several hours of discussion, Lars had lost a few friends. He learned to never discuss religion with friends again." |
Jessica's friends were all in shape and were very active. Jessica was overweight and couldn't walk a step without sweating. She envied her friends slim trim bodies and vowed get fit too. Jessica bought a gym membership and soon started working out. It was a long journey but soon she was squatting more than her friends... |
Jim found a dog in a barn. The barn had tons of fur. It could barely walk. He rescued the dog from it's owners. He gave it a bath and a shave. |
"Sally Salami was conflicted. She had something she needed to get off her chest. Only she lacked the courage to do it. She procrastinated on it for weeks. Until finally she broke, and blurted it out randomly one day." |
"Despite her tight budget, Sandy was determined to have a vacation. She lined up money-making projects for the entire year. In the spring, she worked part-time at a local garden center. Over the summer, Sandy and her daughter held three garage sales. By fall, a haunted house event put her savings over the top." |
"Jan's car wouldn't start, so she called a tow truck. The mechanic told her the engine needed to be rebuilt. She contacted a friend that knew a little bit about cars. The friend told her the mechanic was ripping her off. The friend offered to fix it for nothing." |
James had never been allergic to anything. He had a whole bowl of shrimp and felt itchy. His parents brought him to the ER. The ER confirmed he wasn't allergic to shrimp. He was actually allergic to the polyester in his new shirt! |
"Howard was bothered by a single wasp buzzing around on his porch. He decided to try and hit it with an electrified fly swatter. Instead of killing it, though, getting hit only made it angry. It immediately flew directly at Howard and stung him in the face. That day he learned just how resilient wasps can be." |
Joe went to the beach with his family. It was a chilly day. Joe stood on some rocks watching the waves. A huge wave hit the rock and shot water high above the rocks. Joe got drenched. |
Timmy had a loose tooth. He tied some floss to the tooth. Then he tied the other end to a door. He asked his brother to slam the door hard. The tooth came flying out but it was the wrong tooth! |
"James is out on a walk with his horse. They travel down a beaten path together. James leads his horse to a small stream. The two of them just enjoy the peace of the woods. After awhile, the two head back together." |
Kayla always dreamed of becoming a surgeon. The only problem was she was scared of blood. She fainted anytime she had her blood drawn. She persevered and kept trying. She eventually became a surgeon. |
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