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Lynn had to move recently into an apartment. Before she moved she had put her stuff in storage. Unfortunately the stuff she needed was buried in the storage unit. So instead she went to the store and bought the stuff she needed. Lynn got many nice new kitchen items as a result. |
"Gertie blanched the peaches and cut them into quarters. As she placed them in the clean jars, one peach fell on the counter. Gertie's daughter quickly popped it into her mouth. After the canning was done, Gertie's family sat down to dinner. Gertie's daughter explained that she was too full of peaches to eat." |
"John has an English test tomorrow. He is not ready for it. He decided to pull an allnighter. When he got to class, he was exhausted. He slept through his test." |
The professor handed the exams to everyone. The classroom remained quiet. Sam's phone went off in class. The teacher heard the noise. He failed everyone since Sam violated the test policy. |
"Ben was going home from work. He was very tired. All he could think about was to get some rest. When he opened the door, his friends screamed ""Surprise""! It was his Birthday." |
Lee wanted to have an otter as a pet. Lee's parents explained that this would be impossible. Lee threw a tantrum in the hopes of getting an otter. Lee's parents hardened their resolve. Lee eventually got over it. |
Tom was leaving a bar. He really had to pee. He decided to do it by some bushes. Cops caught him in the act. Tom was given a ticket. |
Cathy had left a bunch of bananas on the counter. Her two year old pulled them down. He took the bananas into his room. He tried to open them but could not get them. Instead he just smashed them into the carpet. |
Tom was out hiking in the woods. He fell and broke his leg. Tom could barely walk. He made a splint out of some wood and straps. Tom was able to limp his way back. |
Over the weekend it rained for 3 hours. The water went over the river banks. It flooded over the highway. Cars were stuck in the water. 3 days later the water went away. |
"Andrea saw a bright yellow bench in the local park. There was a sign near it that indicated wet paint. However, Andrea did not notice it. She plopped right down onto the bench. Her backside was covered with yellow paint." |
"Stacy has a science test tomorrow. She has been studying everyday. When she got to class, she was ready. The teacher decided to move the test. Stacy was more than irritated." |
Kia found an old watch when cleaning her attic. She took it to a jeweler to get it appraised. The jeweler told her it was worth over a thousand dollars! Kia was shocked and elated. She had never expected the watch to be worth so much money! |
After my fall this morning I was super careful walking. I fell in the bathroom. My wife helped me up. She was heading out this morning when I went to the bathroom. She waited to see if I could make it. |
"Darius's family's cat had kittens one summer. There were three of them and he got to keep one. His parents however disapproved of all of his name suggestions. The suggestions were all too silly or long, they informed him. Finally he chose a plain name to not have to fight about it anymore." |
I was driving into the McDonald's beside school. I saw my friend walking with a guy. I was slightly jealous. I drove back to the dorms. I wonder if she saw me. |
Kate was a waitress. She had some customers she thought were going to dine and ditch. She paid extra close attention to them. She was right and they tried to leave without paying. Kate was able to stop the at the door. |
"Spume Johnson was furious. He had paid his contractors, and they screwed up. He called them back to the job to look at what they'd done. They were oblivious until he pointed at the window. The window lacked glass." |
Our agency got the use of the Internet in 2002. There were no restrictions. Everyone used the Internet to surf and shop. A new IT director came on in 2004 and restricted access severely. Everybody was disappointed. |
Joel took his dog Jax to the park. Jax loves to play fetch at the park. Joel always packs Jax's frisbee to play with. The could spend hours at the part because they really loved it. Once the sun goes down they head home to rest. |
Joe needed a new car. His was falling apart. He decided to start shopping around. He finally found one he could afford. He put in an afford and went home in a new car. |
Kim wanted to surprise her boyfriend by cooking dinner. She found a recipe for dumplings. She had never made them before. She followed the instructions. Everything turned out great. |
"Katie's best friend Alice got her concert tickets for her birthday. This would be Katie's first concert ever and also her favorite singer. The singing, Ladyhawke, was great but Katie really wanted to meet her. So, Katie and Alice waited a while after the show and almost gave up. But, Ladyhawke came out to meet them, c... |
"Ron was considered the best basketball player in his team. Although he wasn't the tallest, he could still dunk really well. One match, he dunked the ball over a man 12 inches bigger than him. He was always asked how he did this. He claimed that he was distantly related to Spud Webb." |
Dan was reading. He had a new book and couldn't wait to dig into it. He read for hours the first night he had the book. Soon he was finished! He went to buy the sequel as well. |
"I was very stressed out. So I tried to play some video games. But I kept feeling guilty for playing. I decided it was the best thing to do for my health, however. So I played video games without any guilt." |
Tom bought an all wheel drive vehicle. He tried to go off roading a few times. It usually went okay. ONe time he got stuck in some deep mud. Tom had to get pulled out by a truck. |
Drake loved Italian food. Pizza was his favorite. He rolled out the dough. He added pepperoni and cheese. He loved to cook it on the grill. |
Allie has an English test tomorrow. She has been studying all week. She still felt unprepared. She decided to pull an allnighter. Allie made an A on her test. |
There was a tornado warning last week. They claimed winds were going to be really high. We decided to board up our windows. A lot of debris was flying everywhere and two of our windows were hit. We felt lucky to have planned ahead. |
"Koko was an exotic dancer. She made lots of money to provide for her children. One night, a man wanted a private show. She agreed, but he tried to touch her inappropriately. She quit dancing after that." |
James was just released from prison. He served twenty years for committing a robbery. He was still a hot head. He robbed someone else and ended up killing them. He vowed he was not going back to jail so he killed himself. |
Yesterday there was a horrible storm. Hail fell that was the size of golf balls. My vehicle has extensive damage. The insurance company says I am not covered. I am calling a lawyer tomorrow. |
"Eddy was very superstitious. Every time he made a negative hypothetical, he would touch wood. Once, he said his team wouldn't lose, but there was no wood around. He let it go that once in hope that he was being silly. When his team played, the lost the worst they had ever lost." |
"I hate to kill insects. Consequently, my house is sometimes overrun with bugs. Then I have to hire an exterminator to deal with them. I particularly hate killing spiders as they handle other bugs for me. Unfortunately, I am getting a large number of spider bites now." |
Every Saturday I play basketball. I drive to the rec center's gymnasium. A couple friends meet me there with their basketballs. We choose teams. For two hours we play basketball and have fun. |
A few years I worked a retail job over break. We had to wear very high heels. It was very painful. When I would get home my feet would be swollen. I thought it was horrible. |
"Kirk had begged his mother for a puppy for years. His mother finally agreed and took him to an animal shelter. They did not have any puppies. However, Kirk saw an older dog that looked very lonely. Kirk fell in love with the dog and decided to adopt him." |
Steve needed a maid to clean his house and take care of his kids. He interviewed many applicants and decided to hire Emily. Emily was a marvelous maid and was even better with the children. Over time Steve and Emily grew to love one another. After time Emily officially joined the family after marrying Steve. |
Michelle is a really good dancer. Mike told her to enter the dance contest at school. She signed up and practiced every day after school. On the day of the contest Michelle injured her ankle. She danced anyway and took second place. |
"Alex was moving away to another state. For his last day, he decided to have a luncheon to celebrate. Only four of his friends showed up. The other five invites had to decline due to work obligations. Alex realized he had not thought his even though sufficiently." |
"Arianna really got into her work out. She rode her bike for virtual miles and miles. When she got up, she couldn't walk straight. She rubbed some icy hot on her aching, sore legs. It made Arianna feel a little better." |
"On Sunday, Michael saw that his wife, Lydia, looked especially tired. He decided to give his wife a break. So, he took the kids to a museum. While the rest of the family was away, Lydia was able to take a nap. When Michael and the kids returned, Lydia looked more rested." |
My 15 year old daughter has a boyfriend. I recently noticed her acting standoffish towards him. She tells me that he ignores her sometimes in school. I explained to her how boys are sometimes more shy than girls. She agreed to give him his space until he is as comfortable as her. |
Tina was having a panic attack. She was freaking out about her test tomorrow. She needed to get the edge off. So she boiled some stress relief tea. Thankfully it helped enough for her to get some sleep. |
Carla was going to the beach. She shaved her legs before putting on her swimsuit. Carla walked over to the beach. She stepped into the water. The salt burned her legs where she had shaved. |
I came home early from work today. My neighbors were out playing with their kids. My children went out to play with them. We sat outside for an hour playing. It was a good day to come home early. |
Jane was driving at night. A cop turned its lights on behind her. Jane was alone and unsure. She feared that it was a fake cop. Jane drove to a brightly lit parking lot. |
"Willie spent a lot of his time gardening. He did it both for work and for pleasure. Once at work, a small boy wandered into his gardening shed. The boy knocked almost everything off the shelves. Willie didn't know if he did this on purpose but was angry either way." |
Nancy's friends expected her to swim since she's an adult. Nancy felt too embarrassed to tell anyone. Sam and Earl picked her up. They threw her in the pool. Everyone became alert when she started to splash the water. |
Ella loved parties. She was throwing one with a Mexican theme. She bought a giant pinata for it. She filled it with candy and hung it up. Her friends couldn't wait to hit it! |
Emma was baking a pie. She had read the recipe wrong. The pie finished baking. It was disgusting. Emma threw the rest of the pie in the trash. |
"Sue made a shrimp sandwich. Just as she was about to eat it, she dropped it. All the shrimp fell out. Sue was upset. She had to throw the sandwich away." |
Joan was out of school for the summer. She went to many foreign countries. She found a wonderful restaurant in France. She met a handsome man there. They got married. |
Rose always set her phone on the open window sill to charge. The window was often left open and sometimes it would rain. Her phone was at the usual spot when it started to rain. The open window let the rain soak her phone. Rose was upset to find her phone all wet and broken. |
Ben had an important meeting at work. He prepared himself very carefully. He came to the place of the meeting. He found out he switched his folders. The meeting had to be postponed. |
"I was baking cookies today. It took a very long time to make the cookie batter. I had to refrigerate the dough for an hour. Afterwards, I was able to put the dough on a cookie sheet. Then, I was able to put the cookies in the oven." |
Tom was in a cage fight. He was doing really well. He knocked his opponent down and followed him to the floor. The opponent was able to pull of a triangle choke. Tom was caught and submitted. |
Devin was playing with his kids when a snake crawled in his yard. He put his kids in a safe place and killed the snake with a machete. Devin had severed the head and was digging a hole to bury it in. His son began playing with the head and stuck her finger in its mouth. Devin rushed her to the hospital where she was tr... |
Jack got home from school. His house smelled horrible. He couldn't figure out what it was. He finally checked the fridge. It was rotten eggs. |
"Jay needed a new pair of shoes. He found the perfect pair at the store. He decided to buy them. However, they were a little expensive. He decided he needed to splurge on them anyway." |
Andre invited his friends to come over later to watch a UFC fight. So Andre needed to clean his house and get snacks for tonight. First Andre cleaned his house. Then Andre drove to the store to get snacks and drinks. Finally Andre got ready for a fun night. |
Kathy lived in a terrible neighborhood. But she didn't have enough money to move to a better one. So she got another job. But the added stress ruined her health. Kathy accepted that she would be poor the rest of her life. |
Dan picked up some complimentary flash cards at a trade show. They were filled with demonstration software and set to be read-only. Dan reprogrammed the on-board processor to make them appear as NICs. He left his modified cards around for people to find. Dan now owns a botnet with some very high value targets. |
My dad learned how to waterski when he was only four years old. He learned to ski because all of his older brothers skied. He wanted to be just like them. He once entered a skiing contest. He ended up beating his older brothers! |
"Johnny had anger problems. He put holes in his apartment walls when he got angry. When his yearly inspection came up, the manager was horrified. She told Johnny he'd have to pay to have all the holes fixed. It made him so mad that he punched another one right in front of her!" |
"Jack's parents had just retired after working nearly fifty years. They wanted to move to a warmer climate and relax. Because he loved being near them, Jack didn't want his parents to go. Despite how he felt, he wanted his parents to be happy. Jack slowly became depressed after they moved to Florida." |
Joe's house was infested with bugs. So Joe needed his house fumigated. Joe packed his bags and went to his brothers house. The exterminators came in the morning and began their process. The exterminator took care of the bugs and Joe was happy. |
The team was playing in a tournament. The captain brought them snacks. The sugary treats gave them energy. The team hustled and won their next three games. They won the tournament because of the snacks! |
"I wanted to build a PC to game, record, and stream on simultaneously. I created a list of the most powerful parts on the market. Eventually I had crafted my list. The total price for it was obscenely high. I tempered my expectations and began remaking my build." |
Judy always parked her car in the spot out front of her work. The spot was never taken so she was confident it would be available. Judy was aggravated to see her parking spot was taken! She had to drive around the parking lot for a new place to park. Judy was late to work because she couldn't find a place to park. |
"Nick loved to eat mashed potatoes. He decided to make some for his dinner. He bought everything he needed. When he boiled the potatoes, he forgot about them. He accidentally burnt the potatoes." |
Lisa wanted to take a yoga class. She was unsure what items she would need for the class. She called the instructor and asked what items she would need. The instructor stated that she would need a yoga mat. Lisa bought a yoga mat and signed up for the class. |
Wendy was in a kpop girl group. They told her she couldn't eat anything except vegetables. Wendy made a big plate of spaghetti. They said what are you doing Wendy! Wendy said grain was technically a vegetable. |
A friend asked Bill to watch his dog while he was gone. The dog was left at Bill's house. The dog got out of Bill's yard and disappeared. Bill's friend came back early to look for the lost dog. The dog was found in a neighbor's garage. |
"Dottie waved her net through the air. She was catching butterflies in the summer sun. There was an especially fat one with yellow and black stripes. With a swish of her net, Dottie snared the butterfly. Further examination revealed the butterfly was actually a bumblebee." |
When she lived in Germany Robyn saw a lot of neat things. The school went on many field trips that were a week at a time. She saw the Berlin Wall among other landmarks. It was a daunting sight. No long after the trip the wall was taken down. |
Susie needed a part time job. She got a job at the pizza place after school. But she was late the first day of the job. Her manager was not happy. So she got a warning. |
I prayed every day for my step dad. He was drinking. He did not believe in Jesus. I have him a book by a famous golfer. Eventually he got saved. |
Lindsey was not very artistic. She painted a portrait and out of pure luck it turned out great. An art teacher noticed it and put her in the advanced art class. Lindsey couldn't come close to painting anything that well again. The other students in the class began to give her annoyed looks daily. |
My sister had a phone. She was watching a video on it. I asked her if I could watch afterwards. She told me that I could. I watched a different video than her. |
"Charles hadn't seen Dana, his uncle, in ten years. After the birthday party they went outside. Dana showed Charles his new luxury car. Charles was impressed and sat in the driver's seat. Dana's girlfriend screamed after Charles, you can't drive our car!" |
Rachel had plants as decorations in her dining room. A big topiary was her favorite. It had three levels stacked on top of each other. She watered it carefully every day. The topiary grew and grew. |
"Larry was good about chaining his wallet to his pants. This day, Larry was in a hurry and grabbed his wallet. When Larry arrived to the diner, he could not find his wallet. Larry realized the wallet was not chained to him. He drove home and found his wallet on the floor." |
Fred worked for five years at an iron foundry. He was moving to a new company for higher pay. Just as he had his last day the iron foundry raised its pay. Fred felt cheated and stormed off. Fred ended up working for slightly less than what his old job payed. |
Reuben worked for a retirement home. His job was to drive residents on group outings to the mall. One day one of the elderly residents got separated from the group. Reuben found her riding her motorized scooter in the parking lot! Reuben got her safely back to the retirement home. |
There was a huge storm the other day. We went down to the ocean to watch the waves. They reached almost 15 feet. It was amazing to watch. I took a few pictures of them. |
Andrew loved music. He wanted to learn how to create music. So he joined his school band. He got to play the trumpet. He became good at playing the trumpet. |
Helen bought a nice plant in the store. She put it into the window at home. Next morning she wanted to water it. She found it broken on the floor. It was her cat. |
Tim and May stopped rowing their canoe. They were mesmerized by the acrobatics of the fish in the lake. One fish in his efforts to catch mosquitoes had not planned on a boat. The trout flopped right into the children's canoe. Tim fell on the fish to keep it from escaping. |
"Polly bought a house in the country with a barn and several acres. A feral cat lived in the barn and had the job of catching mice. Polly fell in love with the cat and gradually tamed it. Years later, the cat has become as friendly as Polly's house cats. It still prefers to live in the barn, however." |
"Sam ate a banana every morning before work. One day, he noticed his banana had the words Eat Me written on it. Sam was baffled as to how these words had appeared. That night, Sam's wife laughed and told him she wrote the words. Sam felt silly for not figuring out her joke." |
Eric lived alone. He had two bedrooms in his apartment. He wanted to turn the second bedroom into an office. Eric gave away the bed in the second room. He bought a desk for his office. |
David had never been to a public playground. He didn't even know how to swing! He tried but fell off and scraped his knee. His mom took him to the doctors because it looked serious. It turns out he needed 3 stitches! |
"My boyfriend and I went hiking yesterday. We wore our boots and brought our water bottles. What we did not prepare for was the parking lot fee. We didn't see the no parking sign, and our car was towed! We were in for a long hike home, as well." |
"BYU and Utah were playing football. It was a hard fought game. Buy was down by 7 near the end if the game. BYU scored a touchdown with 18 seconds left. They went for two points, missed it and lost the game." |
Tom was out during a storm. He tried to use his umbrella. The wind was too hard. It broke it and ripped it out of his hands. Tom ran for cover wherever he could find it. |
Me and my friends went to the park after class. We decided to go home because it's already getting late. When i got home i noticed my school is missing. I asked my friends if they saw but they did not. I went back to the park and luckily i found it. |
"The girl was learning to play a new instrument. She had a guitar. She practiced her chords every day. Soon, she could play actual songs! She was excited to get even better at the guitar." |
"Me and my friend tried to make a song once. We listened to our favorite artists for inspiration. In the end, we decided to make a rap song. We wrote the lyrics, recorded it and sent it into a contest. We ranked last among all participants and we don't make music anymore." |
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