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Last Tuesday Bobbi decided to order a pizza for her kids. She called the closest pizza shop and ordered two large pizzas. After about 30 minutes the doorbell rang. Upon opening the pizza boxes she found that they were not cooked. She called back the shop and they gave her a refund and free pizza.
"Two years ago on October 21st my niece Flo was born. Since my sister lives a few hours away I was not able to see her then. In November my sister finally came to visit my house. I finally got to meet Flo, who at the time was just a month old. She was the cutest baby I had ever seen in my entire life."
Shawna was obsessed with pretzels. Everyday she would have pretzels for her afternoon snack. One day she was all out of pretzels. Shawna decided to make her own homemade pretzels. She was delighted that they tasted even better than her store-bought o.
"There was a new phone coming out. It was exactly like my old phone. Except it had an extra camera. I paid 2,000 dollars for it. I had to sell the phone a week later after going broke."
"Greg joined a Fraternity in order to gain experience from being in one. His partners were nice to him. However, they eventually started to get worse. For example, they attacked a member for secretly smoking. Greg felt uncomfortable and left in a week."
Kim decided she needed a new look. She was tired of her hairstyle. She found a stylist she liked. She finally decided to get her hair cut. She loved her new look.
"Rufus liked to explore the city dump. He had found lots of interesting things there. He went there to look for furniture. He found an old nightstand. He brought the nightstand home, cleaned it and kept it."
I tried to homework yesterday. I decided to take a break. I made a mistake by going to Youtube. I spent all night watching videos. Now it is morning and I have to do all of my homework.
Tanner needed food fast. He grabbed the nearest thing. He opened the can of soup. He warmed it up. He ate it for dinner.
Tom loved his girlfriend. One day she commented how he smelled bad. A week later she said the same thing. Tom decided to take two showers per day. His girlfriend never complained about his smell again.
Naomi was brushing her hair in her bathroom. Her toddler wanted her and ran towards her. As he ran past the tub he entered a puddle of water. The puddle caused him to slip and get hurt. Naomi cleaned the water up quickly to avoid more injuries.
A little boy sat under the apple tree. He saw an apple fall. He wondered why it did that. His interest soared. He studied it for years.
Bob bought Freon R-22 for his car air conditioner years ago. He paid four dollars for a one pound container of R-22. Freon R-22 is now outlawed for new installations. Bob needed some R-22 for his older air conditioner. He found that it now costs seventy dollars for a pound.
Rob works from home. He helps new companies create websites. He has been designing websites for a couple of years. He is not as successful as hed like but he does okay. He wants to open an office and hire others ultimately.
I always used to buy the cheapest socks available. I figured it was inconsequential. But I started walking to work and getting blisters. I upgraded to softer and more expensive sock varieties. Now I can never go back.
Tim experienced pain in his neck while driving. Tim made an appointment with the chiropractor. Tim visited the chiropractor. The chiropractor helped Tim. Tim never experienced neck pain again.
Sam didn't like her nose. Her bullies made fun of it. She asked her parents for a nose job. They paid for it. The bullies bullies her more.
"Tom was hungry. Tom loved eating chips. Tom drove to the store. Tom bought chips. Tom came home, and ate the chips to end his hunger."
"Ed and his friend Lou went sailing on Lou's boat. Ed thought sailing was easy and relaxing. He didn't realize he would have to help. He nearly fell out of the boat, tripping over all the lines. He realized sailing wasn't all fun."
Sarah put her phone in her jacket. She bent over to pick something up. The phone fell. It hit the ground. The phone case saved the phone.
Andrew was a writer. He was writing a book. It was his fifth draft and he had a deadline. So Andrew spent all day working on it. Finally he finished the book and it became a bestseller .
Sarah wanted a turtle. She researched about them. She decided she was going to buy it. She loved a turtle she found. She kept it forever.
Sue needed a new dress. She did not have extra money in her budget. She finally saved enough. She was excited when she could go shopping. Sue finally had a new dress.
When Jimmy was little he always wondered where the train tracks went. One day he started out on a quest to find his answer. He walked for around an hour down the tracks. They seemed to go on for ever and he decided to head back home. Jimmy is know convinced the train tracks go clear around the world.
Braeden just learned he is allergic to milk. He had always had a strange rash and did not know why. The allergist just informed him of the news. Braeden was very upset. Then he tried soy milk and learned he liked it more than regular milk.
Morgan was grounded. She wasn't allowed to watch tv. She snuck a portable tv into her bedroom. Her mom heard the noises and busted her. Now Morgan was grounded for another week!
Rich had not been to the dentist in a long time. His wife scheduled him an appointment. Rich was very worried about going to the dentist. He found out he had a cavity and needed a tooth pulled. Rich is now nervous about his next appointment.
Today John was going to Disneyland for the first time. He was very excited he heard great things about it from his friends. Him and his family drove to Disneyland. John really enjoyed Disneyland. He wanted to go again.
"The family took a long road trip. They drove into Canada to see some mountains. As they crossed the border, they saw beautiful scenery in the distance. They drove straight for the tallest peak. They were excited to explore nature!"
"We bought a new microwave. It had a lot of really cool features. We couldn't figure out how to use it, though. We read the manual but still didn't fully understand. We had to just hit start over and over to get it to work."
Missy wanted to take her dog to a dog park. She looked online and found one close to her house. Missy and her dog walked to the park. Missy was surprised to see it filled with very large dogs. She decided to wait and find a park for smaller animals.
Oliver did not have a very good sense of direction. There were many times he managed to get thoroughly lost. One such time was on the way to a job interview. Somehow he followed the directions essentially upside down. He had to run and run when he realized his mistake.
"Kim was invited to a friend's Bat Mitzvah. She had never been to a Jewish party before. She worried that the customs might be strange. But by and large, it was much like any other party. Kim had a great time!"
John was the best basketball player in his state. He wanted to play professional basketball. He tried out for professional team. He made the team. He was very happy about accomplishing his goals.
Tim bought a new vehicle. He did not know which type of gas to buy for his vehicle. He wanted the best performance. He asked a mechanic if 91 or 95 was better. He learned 95 is best and only used that type for his car.
"Kate needed to do a load of laundry. She added her clothes and some soap to the washer. A few minutes later, she heard a loud banging and saw bubbles. Kate realized she had put dish soap in instead of laundry soap. She felt ridiculous for making such a silly mistake."
"Tom loved his girlfriend very much. One day, his girlfriend told him he usually smells bad. Tom never wore deodorant. Tom decided to begin wearing deodorant. Tom pleased his girlfriend by wearing deodorant regularly."
Tom had just turned 18 years old. He wanted all of the responsibilities and freedoms of an adult's life. Tom applied for a credit card at a booth at his school. Tom was happy to learn he was approved for the credit card. Tom was excited and proud to embark on adulthood owning a credit card.
Jill was going on a skiing trip. She decided to buy a pair of snow boots. She was excited about her trip. She finally found the perfect boots. She was set for her trip.
The woodsman was looking for driftwood for his smoke house. He travelled down river to search. He found a log and attached it to his boat to tow back home. Suddenly he ran out of gas and had to cut the log loose. Thankfully a passer by gave him more gas to make it home!
"Taylor spent a lot of time talking with friends. She talked to them mostly in classes. She talked so much in class that she didn't learn a lot. When her exams came around, she wished she had listened more. Although she just scraped a pass, she vowed to listen more in lessons."
A band wanted to sound different. The guitarists were really creative. They bought cello bows. They played guitars with them. The sound made them famous.
"David answered the phone. They wanted him to take a survey. He agreed to do it. They asked him twenty questions. Finally, he hung up."
"Dan turned 21 in 1967 and believed the Bible to be true. He believed that all mankind came from one woman. Scientist ridiculed such beliefs because of Origin of the Species. Evolution would not allow for Dan's beliefs. In 1979, DNA revealed that every person on earth is from one woman."
The logger wanted to make a raft for the river. He picked his trees carefully and started to cut them. They fell one after another according to plan. The last tree fell the wrong way and almost hit his friends! Luckily they jumped away and everyone was alright after it fell.
"Julia was going to a dance. She had the perfect dress and shoes. However, she was missing something. She needed new earrings. She finally found the perfect pair and was ready for the dance."
"Kayla had a hamster named Brownie. Kayla liked to let Brownie out of his cage so she could hold Brownie. Kayla put Brownie back in his cage and left. When Kayla came back, the cage door was open and Brownie was gone. Kayla looked and looked, but she never found Brownie."
Grant was put in a team. They were assigned a sock client. They researched. They made a cool ad campaign. Grant got a raise.
Marge's back hurt. SHe needed a new office chair. She went to the office supply store to find one. They were all too rigid. Marge decided to keep looking.
Greg was in a heavy metal garage band. One day Greg found a lost demo tape. The tape was a shameless ripoff of his own music! Greg decided to pass the tape off as his own. He sent it to a record label and they immediately signed him.
"Angie wanted a job. She was interviewing for her dream job. She was nervous but felt like she had done well. When she got home, she got a phone call. She'd gotten the job!"
Kim starter a school club. She made it for runners. The runners gathered today. They decided to run a race. Kim won the race.
Kat recently got engaged. She instantly knew her sister would be her maid of honor. Kat called her sister to tell her. She was very nervous about how her sister would react. Her sister was excited and very happy for Kat.
Lisa had bought a new watch. She started to realize there was a rash on her arm. Lisa took off the watch. The rash was only under her arm. She realized she was allergic to the watch's armband.
Harrison was the first to panic when his wife became menopausal. He paced the house completely out of sort. His wife looked at him calm on the couch. Harrison asked her how she could be so calm. She said she was menopausal not that she changed into a man.
Tom loved his girlfriend. Tom found out his girlfriend was leaving him for another man. Tom cried furiously. Tom felt ill to his stomach. Tom was sad after his girlfriend ended the relationship.
Sam's father was a powerful business man. He trained Sam to take over the company. Sam preferred to work as an artist. He had a long conversation with his father. His father sent him to art school.
The classroom dark turned dim. People looked at each other. No one knew what happened. Someone said the lightbulb went out. Turns out it was true.
Sarah wanted to to eat a slice of watermelon. Sarah asked her mom if she could have a slice of watermelon. Sarah's mom cut her a slice of watermelon and served it to Sarah. Sarah ate the entire piece of water melon except for the rind. Sarah was full and happy after eating the watermelon.
I felt like I couldn't focus. I was falling asleep at the wheel. I turned on the radio looking for something to keep me awake. Ozzy blared loudly. I felt fully awake now.
"Cam bought a lovely dress to wear to prom. But when she got home, to her dismay, she saw something bad. The dress was very sheer! Luckily, Cam's mom borrowed her a long slip to darken the dress. The slip made Cam's dress perfectly modest."
"James enjoyed building computers. He would buy all the components for cheap and then construct them. After making a few, he realised he could make money from this. He then spent extra money to buy the best components. He managed to double his outlay from one sale."
Joseph did not have any shoes that fit him. He needed to buy a new pair. He tried to find some he liked. Everything he wanted was too expensive. He finally found the perfect pair and bought them.
Cecelia believed in the magic of matchmakers. She was convinced they could help her find love. She paid one handsomely so she could find her a handsome man. The matchmaker pocketed the money. But the handsome man never showed up.
Deena was at a crosswalk about to cross. She was in the middle of the road when suddenly her bag ripped. Her things fell everywhere and she rushed to pick them up. Cars began honking but luckily some people offered to help. Finally Deena got out of the road.
"Jack was nervous about baseball tryouts. He had been on the team before but wanted to be pitcher. He practiced every day and worked out with his coach. On the day of tryouts, Jack did his best. When positions were announced, Jack was pitcher."
Lil liked to dress in very plain clothing. She rarely wore stripes or plaid or anything. She went to a dinner party and the how was dressed in animal print. Lil realized how she liked it and how plain her clothes were. She now owns a lot of animal print clothes.
Rob was a used car salesman. He was very honest in his dealings. Rob made a sale to a young man. The young man told all his friends about Rob's service. The young man's friends came to Rob for their cars.
Lesley was late for the school football game. She hurried to make it in time. Lesley tripped over a stick. She twisted her ankle. Lesley had to have her ankle treated by the school nurse.
"After a year of marriage, Johnny wanted to divorce Anita. She asked him why? He said because she had a son already and should deal with his father. She reminded him they didn't talk because of Johnny. Anita sliced her wrist four times before Johnny stopped her."
Billy liked this girl. The girl sat in front of him. He played with her hair. She told him to stop. He stopped it.
"John loved to hike. One afternoon as he was hiking, he stumbled across a snake. John had to wait for the snake to move off his path. Luckily the snake moved. John decided to be more careful on his next hikes."
Tim was a red belt in Taekwondo. Tim wanted to become a black belt. Tim needed to successfully break a board with his foot. Tim hurt his toe trying. Tim never earned black belt because he would always hurt his toe.
We found a tadpole in my mom's pool. The pool was about to be drained so we got the tadpole out. We put him in a jar and named him Ted. When we got home we sat up an aquarium for him and got him some food. He is growing but he is not a frog yet.
"I once went to the market without intentions of buying anything. At the beginning of the trip though, a beautiful shirt caught my eye. It was pure white, and I have been wanting a white shirt for a while. My entire time at the market, the shirt seemed to beckon me. Before leaving I couldn't help but to buy it."
"Time loved the taste of fresh tomatoes so he planted some. He planted 18 plants, 3 of each variety in case disease hurt one. Then were all healthy and grew over six feet tall. He watered and fertilized and each plant produced well. Soon he was giving over 50 tomatoes per day to others at work."
Sally's daughter found a marker. She also found her little sister. The daughters colored on each other. Sally tried to scrub it off. The marker didn't go.
Karl loved playing soccer. He spent all his time at the soccer field. He played for seven hours straight one day. His friends all told him to go home and relax. He just sat at the field to find someone else to play with.
The girl was watching something riveting. It was a documentary about a trial. She sat on the edge of her seat until it was over. She googled to find more documentaries like that. She had really enjoyed the film.
Ashley and Gary were eating lunch at school one day. Gary accidentally dropped his food tray. The lunch lady thought he was trying to start a food fight. Ashley explained to the lunch lady that Gary just dropped it instead. Ashley saved Gary from detention.
"Tom was late for work and driving fast. He did not want to be late, nor stop along the way. His gas tank was getting low and he did not fill up. He ran out of gas on the highway. He was extremely late to work, and upset."
Stella invited Don to go on a date. She thought of an idea. She decided to take him chocolate tasting. Don told her he hated chocolate. He cancelled the date.
Smith decided to go on a hiking trip in Virginia. He ended up being way too much gear in his hiking pack. Halfway up the mountain he dislocated his knee. A medevac had to be called in as he could not walk any further. Smith ended up making it out okay but refuses to ever hike again.
Tom placed a lot of value on food. He paid for expensive meals. He attended wine tastings. He met the love of his life at a wine tasting event. They had a lot in common and eventually married.
"Kim has a Bible test tomorrow. She decided not to study since she goes to church. When she got the test, she did not know any of the answers. She failed her test. Luckily her teacher gave her a retake."
Tim and Eric went hiking. They went on a multiple day excursion. On their first day they suddenly noticed the sun was setting soon. They quickly stopped and set up the tent in the remaining sunlight. They had a great and successful camping trip.
"Tom wanted to watch a movie. He owned many great movies on DVD. He could not decide which one to watch. He put all of his DVD's in a pile. He closed his eyes and randomly selected one, he enjoyed it."
"Otis was a huge gambler. He decided to go to the casino. He played blackjack for several hours and won a lot of money. Before he left, he decided to play roulette. He bet all his winnings on black and lost everything."
Tom had read a lot about the virtues of growing his muscles. He was convinced that a pound of muscle needed 50 calories a day. He knew if he could build muscle his body fat would reduce. He started lifting weights and grew his strength and muscles. Now he sees the evidence of larger muscles and more definition.
"All of Kia's friends had tablets. She begged her parents to buy her one. They agreed, if she did a month's worth of dishes. Kia agreed, thinking only of the tablet. She was so ecstatic when she finally got it!"
"Sam announced to her mom that she was ready for soccer practice. She came around the corner dressed in her soccer shorts and shirts. Instead of soccer cleats, Sam was wearing princess high heels. She also carried a pink purse and had liberally applied red lipstick. Refusing to change, Sam went to soccer practice dress...
"The payment at stake was very high. She was terrified of losing the contract. She performed expectations very diligently. She double checked her work. She turned the secret project in an hour early, happy but exhausted."
The student was doing his homework. He turned on the computer to type a report. He typed for an hour and the power went out. He'd lost all his work! The student started to cry.
I got a new job. The job offered me a healthcare plan. They said outside insurance would be compensated by them. I get healthcare through my parents' health insurance. At present I am basically being paid the compensation by my parents.
Doreen's father used to take her fishing on weekends. He'd teach her all about fish and lures. She never liked killing the fish to eat it. So her father always release them after catching them. And the day went by as they caught and released fish together.
Amy kept locking her keys in her car. She decided to get a spare key to hide just in case. She went to her local hardware store to make a spare. It only took a few moments for the kiosk to copy her key. She no longer has problems with locking her key in her car.
"Molly ordered a brand new motherboard for her computer online. She had a long time to wait as she chose the lowest cost shipping. She spent the ensuing two weeks highly excited. On the day of its scheduled arrival, the package did not show up. Molly contacted customer service and was told a refund would be given."
I wanted to play with my favorite ball at recess. I looked all over for the ball. I saw a few kids playing with it. I grabbed the ball and ran. I ended up getting in trouble for taking the ball from the kids.
"Ciel lived a happy life in a mansion with his family. One day, someone burned the mansion down and his family perished. Ciel was sad, but he was determined to find out who was responsible. He hired a detective to find out who committed the crime. The detective found the culprit and Ciel found closure."
Tom loved dancing. He went to a salsa club. He met an amazing woman there. She was from Mexico. They eventually married and had kids together.

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