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Yesterday was my birthday. My friends all threw me a surprise party. When I showed up at my house all my friends were there with cake. It was so awesome to be surprised like that. The even got me some presents too. |
"Last year I went to an awesome Super Bowl party. My friends hosted it at their house. All my friends were there. We laughed at the commercials and loved the game. Our team won the Super Bowl, it was awesome!" |
I used to be in a band in high school. My friends were in the band with me. We made a lot of songs and practiced them a lot. We would play shows at houses around the neighborhood. All our friends and family would come to watch us play music. |
"I used to work at the post office. My job was to deliver mail to people. One day, my car broke down in the morning. There was no one else to deliver the mail that day. No one on my route was able to get their mail that day." |
"I went camping a few weeks ago and saw some bears. My mom told me to stay far away from the bears. We stayed away, but the bears kept getting closer. My mom got very scared. We decided to go camping somewhere else." |
I rode the bus to school the other day. On the bus me and my friends were telling dirty jokes. The bus driver heard us and got mad. She said that she would kick us off if we didn't stop. So we stopped and decided to be respectful. |
I was in the marching band in high school. Once a year we had band day. On band day a bunch of other marching bands would come and play. It was a lot of fun to see all those bands march. I still really look forward to band day every year. |
"I used to have a couch upstairs in my room. One day I decided to move it downstairs. The couch was really heavy and hard to move. I had to call my friends over to help me move it. Eventually, after a lot of work, we got the couch downstairs." |
"David always beats me at checkers. One day I decided to practice playing checkers all day so I could win. Even though I practiced all day, David still beat me. I asked him how he got to be so good. He told me it's because he's been playing for years." |
"My mother bought a new chair the other day. She asked me to come over and help her move it inside. The chair was really big and hard to move. It took all afternoon, but we finally got it inside. She was so happy to finally sit in her new chair!" |
Me and my mom always used to play gin. She grew up playing it and was very good. I could never beat her as a kid. Now I beat her all the time. She regrets playing with me so much now that I am so good. |
"Sally has a big test tomorrow. She is worried because she hasn't studied yet. She would stay up tonight to study, but she is too tired too. Instead she will just hope that she gets a good grade. Sally is not very responsible." |
My mom made me clean up my room yesterday. She said I couldn't go outside until I was finished. It took me all morning but I finally cleaned my room. She looked over my room and was happy with the work I did. I was finally able to go outside and play with my friends. |
I really wanted to learn how to dance in college. So I called up a friend of mine to teach me. He was a professional dancer and was very good. He taught me everything he knew about dancing. It made me better and now I am also a really good dancer. |
I really wanted to learn how to play drums. So I went out and bought myself a drum kit. Playing drums was really hard at first. But after a year I really got the hang of it. I'm really enjoying playing the drums now. |
"For halloween last year I had no idea what I wanted to be. So I went to the halloween store to look at costumes. I saw a lot of funny masks and tried them all on. They were all so great I didn't know which one to pick. Eventually I decided to pick a funny cat mask, which I loved." |
"One time I had a photography class in college. The class required us to have a camera, but I didn't own one. I had to rent one from the school library. Unfortunately I lost it. I had to pay the school for the camera I lost." |
On July 4th I went to a fireworks show. The fireworks were very loud. They were also very pretty. Everyone in the audience was amazed by them. I thought it was very cool to see fireworks. |
"I went to a very important baseball game the other day. The home team was fighting for a playoff spot. The game was close up until the end. At the end of the game the home team pulled away and won. What an exciting game, I'm glad I went." |
I got a new job last year. The job required me to move across the country. I was very nervous about going to a new place. When I got to my new place I was relieved. It wasn't as bad as I had thought. |
I was in a very big spelling bee when I was a kid. The night before the spelling bee I was very nervous. I was so nervous that I couldn't sleep. Instead of trying to sleep I studied words to spell. I was so tired that I fell asleep during the spelling bee. |
"One night I woke up after I heard a spooky noise. The noise I heard came from the closet. I was scared, but I checked in there anyways. It turns out my dog was in the closet making the noises. I was so relieved that it was just my dog." |
My friend invited me to a party last week. The party was hours away from my house. After debating it for a while I decided to go. On my way there my car broke down. I missed out on a really great party. |
I used to work at a pizza place in high school. The pizza place was across the street from the school. I worked there with all my friends and we goofed off a lot. Our boss would always get mad when she caught us. We had so much fun working there. |
I bought a new house the other day. The process of buying it was long and hard. Finally I closed on the house. Tomorrow I am moving all my things in. I can't wait to be done moving into my new house. |
I went out to buy a new suit yesterday. The salesman asked me all sorts of questions. Then the salesman took my measurements. After taking my measurements I picked out a nice blue suit. I paid for the suit and now I can't wait to wear it! |
I went to the store today to buy some ice cream. The store was all out of my favorite brand. I decided to try a new brand. The brand I got was not as good as my favorite. I really hope they have my favorite brand next time. |
One time I was goofing around in class. The teach caught me and got very mad. She made me stay after and write out an apology note to the class. It took me forever to do it and I missed recess. I'll never goof around in class again. |
"In elementary school I never followed the rules. The teacher would always get mad and yell at me. One day she told my parents. They grounded me for never following the rules. Now, I follow the rules all the time." |
"I once took a train ride from France to Germany. The trip there took several hours. The food they served us on the train was so tasty. It was so good I asked for seconds, but they didn't give me any. I had a great time riding the train to Germany." |
I went to a party last weekend. There were a lot of people there I didn't know. I played a lot of games with them. While playing I got to know them pretty well. Now I have a lot of new friends. |
"All my friends were telling funny stories the other day. They asked me to tell a funny one. I started to tell my story, but forgot how it ended. I tried to think of the ending, but I couldn't . So I had to make up an ending and it wasn't very funny." |
Some of my friends were in the army. They spent a lot of time in the middle east. They told me a lot of stories about their experiences. Some of them really scared me. All in all they gave me a lot more respect for my Army friends. |
The police visited the school yesterday. They taught us about safety and rules. The policeman showed us his gun and nightstick. Policemen are really cool. I want to be one when I grow up! |
I saw some soldiers at the airport the other day. They were dressed in their uniforms. When they got off the plane their families were there. They were so happy to see the soldiers back home. It was very touching. |
"Me and all my friends went to New York this summer. To get there we took a bus. On our way there we played cards and shared riddles. I lost every card game we played, but I guessed every riddle. That was an awesome bus trip!" |
I loved spending time with my family last night. We all played card games. We also watched the big sports game on TV. We were all rooting for opposite teams though. We got into a big argument about who was the better team. |
"The other day I went to the movies with some friends. We could not decide which movie we wanted to see. So we decided to flip a coin. That was a terrible idea, because I lost the coin flip. We didn't see the movie I wanted to but at least I was with some pals." |
The other day I went on a helicopter ride. We flew up high and saw all the sights in the city. It was really strange seeing them from so high up. We had a really great time in the helicopter. I can't wait to do it again. |
I watched the MLB World Series with my dad last night. We had a great time rooting for the Yankees. It was a close game and the Yankees lost. We were very upset that they lost. We hope that they'll win tonight. |
"I went to the candy store with my friends once as a kid. We had a great time trying out all the different candies. We begged our parents to buy us some, but they said no. Eventually, we wore them down and they said yes. That was a great trip to the candy store." |
I used to play soccer in High School. We had a very big game with our cross town rival. I was so nervous before the game. I was so nervous that I couldn't sleep. I don't know why I was nervous because we ended up winning the game. |
When I was young my parents bought a new house. We had to move very far away. I had to go to a different school. I had to make a lot of new friends. I'm glad we moved because I really like my new friends. |
"Me and my friends were playing Catan the other day. We love to play, and we play all the time. I'm not very good at it though. And my friends give me a hard time about it sometimes. It doesn't matter though because one day I'll win a game of Catan." |
I went apple picking the other day with my friends. We picked a whole bunch of apples. A lot of my apples had worms in them. I was really upset about this. My friends shared some of their apples with me. |
I went to the movies last week with my mom. We saw a movie about werewolves. My mom was scared the whole way through. She was so scared that she had her eyes closed the whole time. I didn't think the movie was that scary though. |
I went to an airshow with my father the other day. We saw all the jets flying in formation. I was stunned by how awesome it was. I can't wait until I am older and can fly one. I am going to fly in an air show for my dad. |
I went to a concert with my friend last night. We saw one of my favorite bands. After the concert I got to meet the singer of the band. I told him how much I loved his music. He signed my t shirt! |
"When I was a kid, my family went on a cross country trip. We visited every single state. On the trip our RV broke down a lot. One time it was broken down for a whole day. Eventually, we got it fixed and finished off the trip." |
I went out to dinner with my friends last night. We went to a fancy restaurant to eat. I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. My friends picked up my part of the bill. What great friends I have. |
"I went to play basketball with my friends last night. We went to a new court we had never been to before. The regulars there were very good at playing basketball. We played them all night, but never won a game. We had a lot of fun playing basketball that night." |
I met my girlfriend two years ago. We were both shopping for shoes at the mall. I bumped into her in the shoe store. We bumped into each other so hard we dropped the shoes we had. What a crazy coincidence! |
Yesterday I went to a baseball game with my dad. We were so happy when the home team won the game! Later that night we went out to throw around a baseball. We talked about the fun we had at the game. I love going to baseball games with my dad. |
Last night I had dinner with my parents. When I got there I was surprised to see my grandparents. I didn't know they were going to be there. I had a great time catching up with them. I always have a fun time seeing my grandparents. |
I was playing piano the other day. When I was done playing I realized there were some people watching. I was shocked to see them there. I asked them how they liked it. They said that they really loved my playing! |
I had to clean my room the other day. While I was cleaning under my bed I saw a spider. I was so shocked that I screamed. I ran down stairs to get a boot. I put my boot on and squashed the spider. |
Yesterday I went out for a very nice jog. While I was jogging I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. When I fell I hurt my ankle very badly. It so bad I couldn't walk and called my friend to come get me. My friend picked me up and brought me back home! |
I went out for a walk in the park the other day. While I was out walking I saw some of my friends. We decided to hang out in the park for a little bit. After hanging out together we continued walking our separate ways. I love walking with my friends. |
I went to the store a month ago to buy a new hat. While I was there I saw a really nice cowboy hat. My friend talked me out of buying it. She said only cowboys should wear cowboy hats. I really wish I would've bought that cowboy hat. |
Last summer I went on a trip to Europe. While I was there I went to France. In France I got lost wandering around the city. I was scared because I can't speak French and couldn't ask for help. Eventually I made it safely back to my hotel. |
"Last night I went out for a walk. While out walking I got lost. I wandered around an unfamiliar place for hours. Eventually I figured out where I was. It took me hours, but I finally made it back home." |
My mom made pancakes for breakfast the other day. While she was making pancakes she ran out of pancake batter. I had to run to the store to get more batter. When I got back the pancakes she made were cold. I had to wait for her to make another batch before I could eat. |
"I was at the beach yesterday. While walking on the beach I saw a lot of crabs. After walking for a little longer I saw a starfish. I had never seen one before, so I picked it up. It was really cool to hold a starfish for the first time." |
Every day I get up for work at 7 am. Yesterday I didn't wake up until 8 am. I was very upset because I forgot to set my alarm. I had to rush through my shower just to get to work on time. When I got to work everyone could tell that I rushed through my shower. |
"Every morning I take the subway to work. Yesterday I woke up very late and missed my train. I had to stand around and wait an extra 15 minutes for the next one. Eventually, the train came and I got on it. I was very late for work and my boss was mad at me." |
"Shelly let her dogs out in the backyard to play. Moments later she noticed a groundhog peeking out from under the shed. She called the dogs back inside before they saw the critter. Once inside, the dogs saw the groundhog and started barking. The little groundhog ran under the fence to the neighbor's yard." |
"Last night, Katherine made kabobs on the grill for dinner. She realized she forgot the tongs to take them off the grill. She tried to take the kabobs off the grill with her fingers. They were too hot and she dropped the first one on the ground. The dog picked it up off the ground and ran." |
Antonio drove to the gas station to get gas. When he got back home he couldn't find his wallet. He took everything out of the car looking for the wallet. He drove back to the gas station to see if he left it there. He found his wallet lying on the ground near the pump. |
"Shelly and Brian went to Las Vegas for a vacation. While at one of the casinos a worker recommended a great steak house. She told them it was only a five-minute walk. Shelly and Brian ended up walking over a mile to get there. It was worth it, as the food was fantastic." |
I was on an overpacked bus one day. All the seats were filled. A man wanted to sit and no one would give up their seat. He started to yell. Then he punched the window and broke it! |
Spencer and Perry had a son together. As the son grew older Spencer began to wonder if the child was his. He secretly took the child to a lab for a DNA test. Perry had no idea and thought they went to the movies. The DNA test result showed that Spencer was not the biological father. |
Cody liked the way a chess board looked. But he didn't know how to play chess. So one day he decided to learn and watched a tutorial. He quickly caught on to the rules and understood how to play. Now he plays chess everyday with anyone willing. |
Zyah likes to play outside. But he doesn't like to play alone. So he knocks on everyone's doors to see if anyone wants to play. Most times no one wants to play with him. But that doesn't stop Zyah from knocking on doors every 30 minutes. |
Pattie wants to vote democrat. But her dad is an extreme republican. He told her he'd disown her if she continues to support democrats. Pattie held her ground against her dad and will remain a democrat. Her father has decided to disown her and they are no longer speaking. |
Janice is 60 and has lived in Michigan all of her life. But her oldest son has been living in Hawaii for the past 30 years. Now that Janice is a widow she has no family in Michigan. She has decided that she wants to live closer to her son. So she decides to make a big move and will be moving to Hawaii. |
I love to eat Oreos. But I'm on a diet. Then I saw a commercial for Oreo's that were thin. I rushed to the store to buy a pack. The Oreo thins taste just like the original sized ones! |
Nickole owes Angelina $20. But Nickole refuses to pay. They are best friends so this hurt Angelina's feelings. Nickole is selfish and used the money to buy makeup. Now Angelina and Nicole are no longer friends. |
James and Meg were friends who sometimes slept together. But one day Meg met a handsome black man who was a doctor. She started dating the Doctor and immediately got pregnant. 9 months later Meg gave birth to an Asian baby. James is an Asian man. |
Tracy and Macy used to be best friends. But one day they had a huge fight. They stopped talking for one year. They ran into each other at a Christmas party and started talking. Both Tracy and Macy now want to work on being friends again. |
"Elena wanted to lose weight. But she didn't want to change her eating habits. Nor did she want to exercise. So instead she decided to throw up her food after each time she ate. Unfortunately, she has developed an eating disorder called bulimia." |
Janae is very active on facebook. But she say's it doesn't make her feel good about herself. She feels that the online relationships are fake and shallow. Janae says she'd rather have face to face relationships. So she deactivated her facebook and swears not to re-activate it. |
Krisstina has been divorced for the second time. But that hasn't stopped her from wanting to find love again. So she goes on a lot of dates. In the past year she has had 6 live in boyfriends. Krisstina is now looking for her 7th boyfriend. |
"Cody had three dogs that needed to go potty. But there was a storm outside. So he and the dogs didn't want to go outside for a walk. Unfortunately, he was also out of doggy potty pads. Thankfully he had some old newspapers he could use as potty pads!" |
Dani and Don met at summer camp. Dani had a boyfriend who didn't go to camp with her. Don found himself attracted to Dani and he let her know. She felt the same for him and they decided to start dating. Dani immediately sent a breakup letter to her boyfriend the next day. |
"Bob likes to hoard things that people throw out. Doesn't matter what the object is, Bob will hoard it if he sees it. His neighbor threw out 2 broken vacuums. Bob found them in the trash and took them to his home. Bob say's he now owns 10 broken vacuums." |
Eric has high functioning autism. For the most part he can function normally. But sometimes he gets very angry. Autistic people handle anger in a different way than most people. The rage is a lot more intense and scary. |
Paul created a facebook group. He added 3 other people to help out and be admins with him. One day all of the admins had an argument in a group email. They all decided to overthrow Paul and kick him out of the group. Paul is now no longer a part of the group he created. |
Nick went to trim the tree in the backyard. He chopped off all of the branches that he could reach. Hidden in the branches was a large beehive. Without thinking he nudged the beehive. Suddenly hundreds of bees flew out and stung him all over his body! |
I wanted to do something nice for my husbands birthday. He enjoys getting foot massages. I hate giving foot massages. So I went out and bought the best machine for foot massages. He was so happy when I gave it to him and uses it every day! |
Bruce married a woman named Kim. He had 2 sons with her. The marriage didn't last and they divorced. Bruce moved out of the state. He doesn't pay child support or contact his sons. |
"Reno wanted to print a comic book series. He had 3 series written up but just needed the money to print them. So he started a gofundme account. His goal was $10,000 and it was met. Reno was able to successfully print his comic book series!" |
"Raquel met her husband 15 years ago. He had a girlfriend he was cheating on that she didn't know about. She was already in love with him so she fought to marry him. Unfortunately, her husband didn't think that highly of their marriage. He cheated on Raquel the same way he cheated on the girl before her." |
My neighbor has a very small chihuahua that stays in it's front yard. He is only 3 pounds. But he is very violent. He runs around the neighborhood and barks at everyone. Today he violently attacked a tire and wouldn't stop biting it. |
Conner turned on his kitchen light and it wouldn't light up. He took it down to inspect it. The light had a broken wire. He went to Lowes and bought a new light fixture. He installed his new light and it works perfectly. |
Conner got a brand new scooter for his birthday. His mom told him not to ride the scooter down the hill. Conner didn't listen and took a ride down the hill on his scooter. He couldn't handle the speed and he crashed into the stop sign. He quickly learned that maybe he should've listened to his mother! |
"Marlon is a stay at home dad. His wife Rosann works and goes to school. He noticed she began to act differently towards him. So he followed her around one day. Unfortunately, he caught her going to another man's home." |
I met Mike when I was only 5 years old. I am now 40 years old. He is also 40 years old. I was looking at my friends list on facebook and realized something. Mike is my longest friend I've ever had! |
"One day it was so hot that I couldn't breathe. I was in the house and every fan was turned on. Unfortunately, my air conditioner was broken. I wondered what the temperature was and walked over to the thermostat. It was 112 degrees!" |
"Rocky and Bri dated for 3 years. In those 3 years they had 2 sons. They loved their sons, but Rocky and Bri couldn't stop fighting. They fought so much that they started to hate each other. Rocky and Bri broke up and are very bitter to one another." |
"Nick had a 20 year old car. It began to give him problems. So he went to a car dealership. He chose a Cadillac escalade. Nick handed over $30,000 in cash and now owns a new car." |
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