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"Claire wanted to stop having a monotonous boring life. She attempted to learn a new language but that wasn't enough. She took up cooking lessons but she was not satisfied. She took up yoga but that was not for her. She took up karate, and realized she was that kind of person." |
On the beach we saw a great fish place. It served great fish and chips. I was so eager to try it. Luckily I was able to grab a seat. I was amazed at how great it was. |
My sister in-law turned 63 yesterday. We had her over for cake. We gave her a hard root beer. After a half an hour she got itchy. I hope she did not have an allergic reaction. |
James had trained every evening after school. His coach pushed them all to work as hard as possible. They worked in synchronization with on another. Their efforts paid off in the championships. They won the final match 5-1. |
Rocky was cooking at his job. While cooking he left outside to smoke. When he came back all the food was burnt. Rocky's manager seen what rocky had done. He fired rocky on the spot. |
Regina isn't happy with her backside. She feels it's flat and flabby. She has tried doing squats to improve her backside muscles. But squats isn't improving the muscles. So she has resorts to using some padded underwear with fake backsides. |
"Gary recently was driving from Florida to New York. As Gary was nearing Atlanta, he noticed a ice cream stand. Gary decided he would make a quick stop for some ice cream. Gary got the pistachio ice cream, and ate it. Gary was so happy he stopped, because that was the best ice cream." |
"Tim had an old, uncomfortable bed in his room. He would wake up with back pains every day. He decided to tell his friend about his problem. His friend actually had a spare bed at his house. Tim got the new bed and was able to sleep comfortably." |
Bobby and his friend Joe decided to do a corn maze together. They went in about an hour before dusk. They got really lost and were getting scared. Finally a group of older boys came along. Bobby and Joe said hi and discretely followed them out. |
"Megan was a small child on a trip with her family. She waded into the ocean water and ran to meet her mother. She tugged at her mother's bathing suit. A man with long blonde hair turned around instead, angry. Megan screamed and ran back to shore, traumatized." |
"Patty had a sore tooth. From childhood, Patty had a fear of the dentist. Patty found a local dentist that provides sedation dentistry. Patty went into have her tooth fixed. Patty did not remember a thing and was so happy." |
Kate was hungry. She decided to go to the store. She bought chicken from the deli. She loved the chicken from the first bite. She knew she could eat this everyday. |
"Gary recently had a brief work stay in Miami, Florida. Gary just knew it was going to be hot, so he packed summer clothes. However, to Gary's surprise, it was seasonably cold. Gary located the nearest Walmart, and bought a jacket and long johns. Gary was disappointed that his warm weather expectations were not met." |
Greg purchased a new grill. He placed it in his backyard and prepared to cook. He lifted the lid and peered inside. He was confused to find nothing inside the grill. He had forgotten to buy coals along with the new grill. |
"Michael got home and noticed the mail on the counter. There was a large yellow envelope waiting for him. He recognized the special seal on it. Nervously, he opened the envelope and read the letter. He got accepted into college." |
"It was Clint's 16th birthday. He blew out the candles to his cake while everyone cheered. After he finished opening his presents, he thanked all the guests. Clint's father said he had one more surprise for him. A new set of car keys was handed over to him." |
Bob sold his chainsaw to a local rancher. The rancher was dumbfounded at how little he wanted for it. Bob figured he could really blow the rancher's mind. He threw in an old Stihl for free as a back up. The rancher's eyes gleamed as he thought of all he could now cut. |
I went to a concert last night. There was a large protest right outside. Apparently the musician was not allowed on stage. It was frustrating. I then proceeded to go and join. |
Dan went to the beach to surf. But suddenly a shark came up near him. Dan was afraid because he never encountered a shark before. Dan wondered whether he should stay or move fast away from the shark. Dan chose to stay and the shark went away. |
Matt found a young dog on the side of the street one day. He ended up taking it home and raising it. The dog lived with him for over five years. Unfortunately one day the dog disappeared. Matt still has not found his dog. |
I saw a basket floating down the river. I picked the basket out of the river and there was a puppy in it. I named the puppy Spot and took him home. I nursed Spot back to health. Now Spot and I are best friends. |
My niece just got her first car. It is a used car with standard transmission. She did not learn how to drive a standard. Her father gave her a few lessons. Yesterday she stalled her car out five times. |
"Before selecting a movie, Michael decided to make popcorn. He put some oil in a pot. Then added the popcorn kernels. He walked away to browse the movies. Michael burned his popcorn." |
Jim was starting a new job. He was nervous to meet all of his new colleagues. He spent all morning trying to pick out a tie. He realized on his way to work he forgot to put on deodorant. He is now known as the office smelly guy. |
Stevie is having trouble finding a good partner. He has searched the bar scene. He even tried the internet. Stevie is completely desperate to find love. Stevie decides to try his luck on a blind date. |
Eddie was having trouble in his math class. His friend Joe did well in the same class. Joe offered to tutor Eddie. They studied together for a week before the next test. Eddie made an A on his next exam. |
"My grandma put a jar in her closet. I asked her what it was. She said it was brown sugar. I tried it, but it tasted terrible. Then she told me it was snuff." |
"My nephew's best friend died of a heart attack at 17. He and his friends organized a basketball tournament. The proceeds were donated to the heart association. After a few years, people forgot about the friend. The tournament was canceled." |
"Tanya's neighborhood doesn't have a recycling route. Tanya hates seeing trash, that can be reused, get thrown away. She took it among herself to start her own recycling bin. The other neighbors joined her efforts. Now Tanya and her neighbors recycle all their reusables." |
"Shane had been in a relationship for three years. His girlfriend was always hinting for him to propose. He didn't want to get married at this time in his life. When they were dinner he bent down to tie his shoe. She thought he was proposing and said yes, the wedding is in June." |
"Matt didn't feel like going to work one day. So he told his boss he was sick. Instead, he spent his time on Facebook and Youtube. And his boss found Facebook messages he wrote. Matt ended up getting fired." |
The woman threw a rock. The rock went five feet. A man threw a rock. It went about ten feet. The man bragged about his throwing distance. |
Tom noticed the cat was acting weird. He then saw something attached to her butt. When he looked at it he thought it looked weird. He then realized it was part plastic. She had eaten some plastic bags and got sick. |
Jo needed a new pair of shoes. She drove down to the mall to visit the shoe store. Jo walked until she reached the shoe store. The shoe store was closed! Jo left the mall and went to the shoe store downtown. |
Fred loved bird watching. He ran up the mountains and got to it. He saw a red canary. He was amazed at his findings. He couldn't wait to show his friends. |
Aly wasn't feeling very well. She decided to make a doctor's appointment. There were no openings at the doctor's office. Aly decided to go to the walk-in clinic. She was told she had the beginning of the flu. |
"Pam knew her daughter's birthday was coming up. She wanted to choose the perfect gift for the little girl. She went to the toy store and bought a new doll for her. Pam's daughter was very happy, however the doll broke. Pam had to go the next day and buy another gift." |
My grandad never wanted to know me. My grandad never made an effort to know me. He died last week. Now I will never get the chance to know him. I will always have that hole in my life. |
"Allie went on the highest roller coaster. She wanted to go on it forever. Finally she took a seat on it. All of the sudden, she got stuck. They had to wait an hour to be rescued." |
"I took part in my school's talent show. I had been practicing very hard for the show. I went out on stage and sang the song I had rehearsed. Partway though, I forgot the lyrics to the song! The judges did not pick me as the winner of the talent show." |
"When Sarah was growing up, she attended Meekins Middle School. She was bullied a lot there and developed low self-esteem. Once she was beaten in the locker room by a black girl. The black girl told her it was because she was a lesbian. Sarah isn't a lesbian, but she does have short hair." |
"Tawny was feeling depressed. She wanted to go to a concert but couldn't afford it. She tried to save up for it but it was just too much. The day before the show, she found a coupon code online. She could afford it now!" |
"Josh went to eat at a cafeteria. There, he picked up his tray. He then moved towards where the food was displayed. Looking out over the food, he felt conflicted. He left without eating, unable to decide what to choose." |
Robbie had just started his first job at the restaurant. He became friends with a cute waitress named Susan. Susan was several years older than Robbie. She always flirted with Robbie whenever they would see one another. Robbie was crushed when Susan turned down his invitation to the prom. |
"Rita noticed a tear in the material on her couch. She went to the store and bought a needle and special thread. Rita sewed the material on her couch shut. Within days, the tear reopened. Rita brought the couch to a professional upholsterer." |
Jack signed up to test experimental medicine. He signed up with many different companies. He eventually got very sick. It took a long time fore the effects to wear off. Now Jack is afraid to take medicine. |
"Tim was late on his car payments. He had recently been fired from his job for incompetence. An agent repossessed his car the following day. Without having a car, Tim was unable to attend job interviews. Tim eventually became homeless as the result of a vicious cycle." |
"Irene needed to mail a package to her family. She arrived at the post office. The employees there informed her that she needed to buy stamps. She was annoyed at first, but paid for the stamps. They were cheaper than she expected, so she had no worries." |
"Sophie was upset. She had blinked during her school picture. The school said she could have a retake. When she got that photo back, she was blinking in it, too! Sophie was embarrassed when that photo ended up in the yearbook." |
The chicken grew in the egg. The woman cracked the egg to make an omelet. There was blood in the egg. The woman dry heaved. She threw out the egg. |
Kate ate her meals at her laptop. She was typing and the space bar wouldn't work. She pushed down on the key hard. She heard a crunching sound. She realized there were dried crumbs stuck under the space bar. |
"Hank was working in his yard one morning. While mowing the lawn, he discovered a wasps nest. Surprised, he rushed indoors. He researched how to safely remove the nest. Later that day, he took the proper measures to get rid of it." |
"I tried to drink water from a spring. I reach down and grabbed a handful. When I started drinking, someone yelled at me. I saw the sign they pointed toward. It said the water had bat droppings." |
Orlando dreamed of being a pirate one day. He liked to imagine sailing on the ocean and brandishing a sword. Bob laughed when Orlando told him his dream. He said that wanting to be a pirate is unrealistic and silly. Orlando felt embarrassed. |
Joe and his wife went camping for their anniversary. They arrived at the camp site late and secured the last spot. They were kept awake all night by loud neighbors. They got up extra early and were as loud as can be. They got revenge on their neighbors by waking them up! |
The son got accepted to his first college choice. That was his dad's old school. His dad was very proud. He bought his son a car to celebrate. His son drove that car for years. |
The woman told the man it was his baby. That was a lie. The man believed her. He raised the boy as his own. The boy loved him as a father. |
The man had too much to drink. He fell asleep on the floor. His friends rolled him over. They painted stuff on his face. The saw the paintings in the mirror. |
"I walked out into the yard looking for my cat. He was on the lawn playing with a small object. As I got closer I realized the object was a small mouse. I checked to see if it was alive or not. The proud look on the cats face told me that no, it was not." |
"Whenever Jeff played the tuba, people laughed - or plugged their ears. It hurt Jeff's feelings, but he didn't want to quit playing music. He found a tuba teacher, and he practiced for hours every week. Once, Jeff was playing tuba on his porch and passersby began to clap! Jeff's talents were fully developed, thanks to ... |
Johnson and his friends are going to a concert together. They have been excited to go since they got their tickets. They got to their area in the huge crowd. The performer came on stage. Johnson and his friends had a fun night. |
Stephanie loves to look at yard sales. She woke up early on Saturday to go see some. She found an antique dresser for her bedroom. She loves the dresser in her bedroom. Next weekend she will see if she can find a matching mirror. |
The man looked into the window of the house. He saw a woman inside. He watched the woman. The woman noticed him watching. She called the police. |
George worked the night shift. Work was slow and he got laid off. George applied to find a new job. He found a new job that had a day shift. It took George a couple weeks to adjust his sleeping schedule. |
"Julie didn't like cleaning her home. So to make the experience more interesting, she went to the store. She bought the best vacuum cleaner. When she went home she vacuumed her whole house. She was disappointed to find that even then she didn't like cleaning." |
"Norman spent very little time outdoors. He wished very badly to change this fact. He decided to go for a hike in the woods. While walking, he heard a loud crunch under his foot. He looked down, horrified, to find he'd stepped on a snail." |
The man tried his best. He failed at the task. He lost a lot of money. That put his house at risk. His wife had to get a job to help the family. |
"My nephew just moved to a new home in the suburbs. His mother and sister hate highway driving. He gave them directions by streets. They are reluctant to use them, as they do not like directions. I told them the train goes there but they don't like trains." |
John's stomach was rumbling. He hadn't eaten all day. He went to the pantry and it was empty. He checked the fridge and found one last container of yogurt. John gobbled it up quickly. |
"The couple was planning a trip. They went away every year for their anniversary. This year, they decided to go to Jamaica. They were ready to relax on the beach. Their anniversary trip was their favorite time of the year!" |
"Jennifer did not know how to drive in a traffic circle. Her habit was to take the route through town that avoided them. Her best friend told her that it wasn't hard, offering to show her. They drove through all the traffic circles in town that day. Jennifer realized that her friend was right!" |
Kate wanted a new bike. But her parents wouldn't buy one. She saw one she could afford at a garage sale. But there were spots of rust on it. She decided with a coat of paint it would look like new. |
Mark decided his cable bill was too high. He decided to cancel the service. Mark spent more time reading and doing puzzles. He saved a lot of money every month. Mark used the money he saved to take his girlfriend out. |
Dan was having a hard time keeping his pen out of his mouth. He had a habit of chewing on the cap as he worked. Dan's dentist told him he needed to stop this habit. He rubbed his pen in his armpits to make it too nasty to chew on. Dan was dismayed when it didn't help. |
"On Saturday, Jerry let his little brother Tim watch a scary movie. Tim started having nightmares about the movie. Jerry was worried that his parents would blame him for the nightmares. Tim admitted to his parents that the movie had caused his nightmares. Tim and Jerry's parents activated the parental controls on their... |
"Eric took a vacation to the beach. On the way there, he remembered that he didn't pack any sunscreen. He decided not to go back home to get some. When he arrived at the beach, he decided to first go swimming. When he got out of the water, his skin was already red from the heat." |
I need coffee. I am in the worst mood until I get a cup. I usually drive to the local Starbucks to get some. As soon as that black gold touches my lips I come alive. I am in a happy mood and ready to start the day. |
"Bill was walking in his neighborhood when he came across a stray cat. He took the cat home and gave it some water and kibble. The next day, he found a flyer for a missing cat in his mailbox. He called the number on the flyer. A few hours later, he reunited the cat with its owner." |
Patrice wanted her dog to look fancy. She'd just been adopted from the shelter. Patrice wanted her to feel special. She got her a diamond and pink collar. The dog looked amazing! |
The candy store was having a sale. Raven wanted to wait in line. Her parents warned her not too. They thought she would never get in. Thankfully she proved them wrong. |
"James was scared to go to school. There was a bully who was bothering him. James tried to tell his parents what was going on. They just told him to toughen up. He cried on Sunday night, dreading the school week." |
A father told his daughter that he would like to read her a book. He told her to pick whatever book she wanted to hear. The girl went to the bookshelf and picked one at random. She returned to her dad with a large cookbook. The father read her many recipes to her delight. |
Kay had supplemental coverage on her insurance. She was hit by a car crossing a street. Her mom expressed she should have paid more attention. Kay eventually died from her injuries. The insurance didn't pay because it wasn't within ninety days. |
"Dixon wanted to open a new bank account. He wasn't sure how to, so he asked his sister. She explained the whole process to him in detail. Later that day, he traveled to the bank. Opening an account was easy for him, thanks to her instructions." |
Tim always wanted to drive a red car. When his current car broke down he decided to get a new one. Tim started looking for the perfect red car. He looked at every dealership in the area. Tim eventually found and purchased the perfect red car. |
My 99 year old friend Harry fought in WW 2. He was in France and Italy. A neighbor in the building worked for the French consulate. She arranged for him to get a medal. The local television news covered the ceremony. |
I went on a special trip when I was younger. I had to raise my own money to go. I baked some brownies and sold them to raise money. People loved my brownies and they paid me a lot of money. I raised enough money to go on my trip. |
"Mary listens to her music way too loud. It really bothers her roommates. Her roommates asked her the other day to turn her music down. Mary said that she would turn her music down. Even though she didn't want to, Mary turned her music down." |
My mom came home from work. She forgot that baby Elena was by my aunt's house. She panicked and called the cops. They couldn't report anything since no crime happened. My mom received a warning. |
"The school campus was hot since the temperature outside is 100 degrees. While I walked between classes, I had exposure to the sun. At the end of the day, I had several sun burns. They healed after a few days. However, major scars appeared on my arms." |
The man dove down into the ocean. He swam to the ocean floor. He gathered some clams. He searched the clams for pearls. He did not find any pearls. |
"Leah had to have her wisdom teeth out. They gave her lots of drugs to put her out. When she woke up she kept talking about these bananas. She said that bananas were going to rule the world. When the drugs wore off, we kept teasing her for awhile after." |
"Nora and her family loved eating fried chicken, and bought it often. They had considered buying a deep fryer, but they were so pricey! Then Nora sat down and calculated what they spent on KFC each week. She realized that a fryer of their own was actually the best choice. They bought the fryer and ended up saving a lot... |
"On July 12th, our friend's 24 year old son had a knee operation. Our friend said on FB that her son was depressed, being an athlete. I bought a Dunkin Donuts gift card and sent it to him. He received it yesterday and emailed us a thank you note. I replied wishing him a speedy recovery." |
"Martin hated storms. One day Martin was working in the fields when a sudden storm arose. Martin scampered to a nearby tree to take cover. He began to beg God to preserve his life. Just at that moment, the clouds parted and Martin felt relieved!" |
"Allie wanted a change in her hair color. She decided to dye it dark. Too bad for her, it was much too dark. Allie was scared. She immediately tried bleaching it to make it lighter." |
Bonnie had been a smoker her whole life. She went to the Doctor and got some bad news. He told her she had to stop smoking if she wanted to live. Bonnie was determined to stop smoking. Bonnie with a little help from her friends stopped smoking for good. |
Dave was failing in physics. This wasn't good because Dave wanted to be an engineer. Dave got a campus tutor and worked very hard. Dave studied day and night. Dave aced the exam and passed the physics course! |
The elderly man got a new cell phone. The buttons felt to small. He told his daughter about the problem. His daughter got him a new phone. The new phone had big buttons. |
"I love going for walks during the winter. I have a lot of fun walking in the cold air. Last night though, it was way too cold. I my ears got very cold and I cut my walk short. I'll never go on a walk in the winter again." |
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