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"I once joined a book club that really was meant for girls. The books they read were all romance stories. I read them and tried to make a good impression on the women. I even did research on the books so I could sound smarter. Halfway through the third book, they voted me out of the club!"
"My niece lived with an abusive boyfriend. She had several framed prints on the wall. She loved art and talked about museums often. One day her boyfriend destroyed all of her prints. Thankfully, she took out a restraining order against him."
Today I tried on some eyeliner. I tried on three different colors. I put them on my hand. Ten hours later the colors still stayed. It was exceptional.
"Wally didn't have a lot of money until his next paycheck. He really wanted to go eat out with his friends, but he was broke. Wally told his friends he would join them next time. He went home and ate a sandwich and some chips. He would spend his money more carefully next paycheck."
It was Mary's birthday. None of her friends had even wished her birthday greetings. Mary walked home after school sad that no one remembered her birthday. She opened the door to her home and there was cheering and balloons. Her friends did remember!
Sandy couldn't believe it. Sitting under the tree with a bow around its neck was a puppy. She was so happy. The little puppy and Sandy played all day. Sandy would remember this day forever.
Everyone got really drunk at the work party. I was probably the only sober person there. It was ok because I was underage and couldn't drink. It was funny watching everyone act ridiculous. I drove a few people home that night.
"Travis worked at an electronics store. And he noticed that they threw tons of good items away. After the store closed, he searched through the dumpster behind it. And he gathered electronics and computer equipment. He sold them all for a good price."
"Matthew was visually impaired and needed a walking stick to see. One day, Matthew tripped on a curb and fell to the ground. A crowd formed around him and began to chatter. A young man stepped forward out of the crowd and offered help. Matthew was grateful for the help."
Roger is a basketball player for his community. He is currently in a close game. His team is down by 1 point with 10 seconds left. The ball is passed inbound to Roger. Roger takes the shot and swish it goes in!
Rina got in the shower. She put a generous amount of shampoo in her hair. Then she washed it out. She grabbed the conditioner. Rina discovered she ran out of conditioner.
The woman got a bill. She could not afford the bill. She called the bill issuer. She asked for help with the bill. They gave the woman an extension.
Ray handed out Valentines Day cards to everyone at work. He had a very special one telling Sarah how he felt about her. He marked the envelope with a single heart. When he looked around the office he saw Laura opening Sarah's card. Laura was now in love with Ray.
The other day I took a train ride into the city. When I showed up at the train station it was very busy. It took a long time to find my seat on the train. When I got on the train it took forever to get moving. Once the train got moving the trip wasn't so bad.
The stranger walked into town with a hatchet on his belt. He walked straight to the central bank. The man said nothing as he walked to a teller. The bank teller asked for his account information. The stranger slammed his hatchet on the table in response.
Angela ran back to her car. Her meter was about to run off. She got to her car. She found a ticket on the windshield. She was two minutes overtime.
Ashley stared at her carpet. It had so many stains! She had two dogs and three small kids that were very messy. She called a carpet cleaner to come take care of it. He hooked up a machine to his truck and cleaned the carpets.
Silas was getting married. His best friend Shawn was the best man. Shawn didn't show up to the dress rehearsal. He showed up late to the wedding because he was hungover. He also forgot the wedding rings which made him the worst man ever.
Beth and her friend were in the girl scouts. They were selling cookies for the annual fundraiser. They went door to door all day selling cookies. At the end of the day they were both exhausted. After everything was tallied Beth and her friend had sold the most.
Every Saturday night my friends go bowling. Last week they invited me. I was so excited to go bowling with them. When we went bowling I did not do very well. Even though I didn't bowl well I had a lot of fun with my friends.
"AJ played a game of baseball with his friends. In the beginning, he was winning by a large lead. Later in the game, his lead began to fall. Eventually, his team lost the game by a wide margin. In the aftermath of the game, everyone remained cordial and kind."
Nikki is an avid jogger. She jogs every day when she gets home from school. Her current goal is to run five miles. She reaches her goal in six weeks. Nikki is delighted and feels successful.
"Thomas was frustrated with his outdated phone. One day, he decided he would buy a new one. He went to the mall in search of a kiosk that sold phones. He was approached by a friendly clerk who helped him decide on one. He left the mall with a brand new, modern smart phone."
Jeff is out one one sunny day in the mountains. He has taken up hiking lately. Jeff is about midway through a trail when he sees a lion. Jeff is so scared he tries not to move a muscle. Jeff waits for the lion to leave then runs back to his car.
I had an old laptop that began to malfunction. The screen kept going black. I could not afford to get a new laptop. I decided to take a few extra shifts at work. With the extra money I was able to get a new laptop.
Allana was experiencing a lot of back pain. So she thought getting massages would help. When she realized the massages weren't helping she went to the Doctor. The Doctor ordered numerous tests. The results revealed that scoliosis was the source of the back pain.
"Vince was a lifelong vegetarian. He was curious about what meat tasted like. One day, he bought a chicken from the store. He spent all evening cooking it as best as he could. After tasting it, he decided to stick with his vegetarian ways."
Walter had a book review due at the end of the week. He had waited until the last minute to start reading the book. Walter still had 200 pages left to read. He had to stay up late every night reading. He barely finished the project on time.
The tsunami crashed into the village. Many homes were destroyed. A crew of volunteers came to the area. They rebuilt the homes. Another tsunami came and did more damage.
"Cameron looked outside the open door of the plane. He took a deep breath and jumped out. As he fell through the air, he remembered his training. He pulled the strings of his backpack and released the parachute. It was an exhilarating experience."
Susie needed a new apartment. She looked around for a long time. Finally she found one. Only problem was that it was expensive. She didn't know how she could afford it.
"Olive was eating a chocolate covered almond when she heard a crack. Her tooth had chipped where she had bit the almond. She threw all her almonds away and swore never to eat another one. But when her friend offered her one, she ate it. When she heard a crack again, she panicked and threw the nut away."
I decided I wanted to try something new. I bought some colored contacts. I was curious how they would look. They looked great. I ended up buying more.
My grandpa smoked since he was thirteen. When he was seventy two he developed throat cancer. He fought very hard and for a long time to beat it. It was the scariest time in my life. He passed away three years ago and I miss him so much.
"Mrs Bellos assigned several pages of homework for over the weekend. Not wanting to wait until Sunday, Jon started as soon as he got home. His Mom checked on him and brought his dinner to his room. Jon ate while finishing the last of Mrs Bellos' homework assignment. When it was time to sleep, John anticipated a free an...
Natalie is a gymnast. She exercises every day and trains for gymnastics. This year is the Olympics. She tries out for the Olympic team. Natalie makes the Olympic team and will be competing for the US.
Jeff and Ashley just got married today. They had a wonderful ceremony and reception. They were so busy walking around greeting all their guests all night. They were so busy that they didn't get a chance to eat any dinner. They didn't mind though because they were having such a great night.
Joe was falling behind on his bills. He decided to get a second job. He started to work bussing tables on the weekend. Joe started to pay off his bills. Eventually Joe was able to stop working his second job.
Rita is working at a clothing store. She has been having a rough day at work. An older lady starts to pester Rita about a price. Rita snaps at the old lady over the price. Rita's boss see's her and Fires her on the spot.
Timmy got a slurpee for his friend. It was grape just like he liked it. But his show caught on the edge of the sidewalk. The slurpee went flying. And smashed to the ground with a loud thud.
Victor always wore expensive suits to his job on Wall street. He usually took a cab to his office building but wanted to walk today. On his way to work he was mugged in an alley. Victor fought the attacker and got stabbed. Victor recovered but was more upset about the blood on his suit.
"Vince was trying to put on an old pair of boots. He was sure his feet hadn't grown. The boots wouldn't go on, though! Vince realized he was wearing thicker socks than normal. He changed his socks and the boots slipped right on."
"Billy, a high schooler, really wanted a new car. Billy asked his parents if he could get one for his senior year. His parents told Billy that they would consider it. Billy woke up early for his first day of senior year. He went outside to find he had a new car!"
The man pressed a stamp on a page. He liked the font. He asked for a custom stamp with that font. They charged him seven dollars. That became his company logo.
"I was driving down to work the other day and witnessed a tragedy. On the right side of the highway were two destroyed vehicles. Traffic slowed, and it appeared the two were very injured. As I passed, I vowed to be much safer on the road. As I pulled into the parking lot, I started my day with a new demeanor."
Harold zipped up his sleeping bag. He was sleeping in his tent in the yard. He was pretending he was in the wilderness. He dozed off while he listened to the crickets. It was a peaceful night in the tent.
"Max did everything to the extreme. In fact, he was so bold, he went body jumping with a friend one day. After he jumped, he went skydiving. He wasn't on the ground yet that he planned to go kayaking. Only when it started raining did he have to wait for the next day."
"Donald liked to draw comic books but couldn't write a story. He had to find a writer so he left a message on an internet board. After a few days, he received many emails. He particularly liked Marcus' submission and hired him. They work together now and have a good fan base."
I was out today at the mall. It was way too hot. I felt like I was going to be sick. Thankfully I was done soon. I was able to relax later.
I was sick of conforming. Everyone thought bad of everything I did. I bought some bleach and pink dye. I colored it bright pink. It glows under a blacklight.
Derek was a member of an inner city gang. Derek came across a movie about a kid who got out of a gang. Derek decided he wanted to do the same thing. Derek called his brother in a different state to ask for help. Now Derek has left the gang and lives with his brother.
"It was sports day at Tim's school. Every sports day, Tim always broke his glasses. He wanted to make it the whole day without breaking them. He decided to lock himself in the lunchroom. That was the first sports day his glasses didn't break."
Scott swore to everyone he quit smoking. His wife made him because she was afraid of cancer. She told him she'd leave if he didn't quit. Scott did quit for about five days. He now leaves ten minutes early for work to smoke.
Bernie is a man running for president. He makes many promises to the people. He has everyone in the country feeling the bern. When time comes to select a president. Bernie loses out to a woman.
There was a baseball game today. Hence the trains were rather late. Tina had to meet her friend. She wanted them to just hurry it up. She ended up waiting an hour.
"Frank had a bad temper. If he got angry, he would yell at everyone around him. Frank decided to work on his issues. But once someone made him angry, he started screaming again. He apologized and promised to try harder next time."
"Max came home from the store, carrying a small case. He walked over to where Julie was seated and presented it to her. Julie opened the case to find a small, heart-shaped locket inside. Max helped her to put the locket on. Julie hugged Max happily as thanks for the gift."
Jerome was a basketball player for his high school. He was in the middle of a game. His team was down by a basket with little time remaining. The ball is inbounded and passed to Jerome. Jerome puts up the shot and it goes in.
"Nick loved to wear hats every day. He wanted to make sure that he wore a different hat each day. To fix this, he wrote a number in the inside of each hat. Nick set all his hats in number order in his room. Every day he wore the next number in the sequence."
"Frances was a thespian actress. She had a very hard time disassociating herself from her characters. Every time she played a villain, she'd scream at her children. But as the children knew it was for a role, they didn't mind. On the contrary, they loved seeing her on the stage and were proud."
Last night I made eggs. I made the mistake of making them too runny. As a result the eggs turned out wrong. I ended up getting sick. I learned my lesson.
Ernest was watching a ballgame. His favorite team was losing. Ernest sat in his chair cursing at the television. The players suddenly made a great play. Ernest leapt out of his chair in joy.
Kate had errands to run. She hadn't checked the weather yet. She hoped it was sunny. She went to the porch to check the weather. She was sad to see storm clouds rolling in.
Sam's girlfriend wished him a happy birthday. She also allowed him to go anywhere he wanted. He took this into consideration and called a few friends. They went to gable at a local casino. He lost all of his birthday money but enjoyed himself.
Jackie wanted a new pair of shoes. They were very expensive and she couldn't afford them. Her husband felt bad because she really wanted them. He decided to buy them for her for her birthday. Jackie was very happy.
"Karl fixes cars in his garage as a hobby. One day his brother tells him to open up his own body shop. Karl takes his brother's advice then opens a small shop a month later. On the first day of business, he fixes three new cars. At the end of that day, he is very satisfied with his work."
Tina and her friend Susie wanted to be closer. They decided to make friendship bracelets. Tina thought it was great. When it was done they looked great. They wore them for ten years.
"Kara and her friends were going to the beach. When they arrived, they swam happily for a few hours. Then they got out to dry off, and Maria's face fell. She realized she had forgotten her towel! She had to air-dry in the warm sun instead."
Leah loved her job. She loved her colleagues and even her boss. The only problem was her boss had really bad breathe. Leah had a really sensitive stomach and threw up easily. One day her boss had just eaten fish and she threw up at her desk.
"Sam's favorite store was having a huge sale. He thought it was a great opportunity to buy the items he had wanted. When he went to the store, there were people everywhere. He looked for the items he wanted, but everything was gone in his size. He left the store empty handed and disappointed."
I went on a camping trip last Summer. I stayed at the campgrounds for two days. The weather was nice and warm. I spent time with friends and family. I am looking forward to my next camping trip.
Kate's pet bird sat on the back of the couch. Kate was sitting down to start eating her bowl of soup. She took her eye's off the bird to begin eating her dinner. Suddenly the bird flew off and splashed right into her bowl of soup! Kate learned to always watch her bird very closely!
"The 2nd grade class is going on a field trip today. They are going to the aquarium. The entire class is excited as they load up in the bus. When they entire the aquarium, all there mouths open. They are amazed by all the aquatic life."
Allie was bored. She had a trampoline outside and decided to use it. She jumped up and down on it. She was having so much fun. Thankfully she could go on it for hours.
Mike loved playing basketball. He wanted to become a pro. So one day while playing at game at his local gym. A team scout notices his skills. He tells mike he would like him to tryout for their team.
"Anna loved hockey more than anything. She thought she was going to be a hockey star when she grew up. In middle school, Anna started playing soccer during lunch time. Anna soon began to enjoy soccer even more than hockey. She now hopes to be a professional soccer player."
Keith loaded his kids up in the van. He was taking them to the rodeo! They had never been before. He was anxious to show them what it was all about! The kids cheered when they pulled into the arena.
"My daughter's friend's mom is unmarried. I used to bump into her with a male date. A year ago, she began posting photos of herself and a woman, drinking. Lately the posts featured hotels and overnight stays. My daughter is convinced the woman is now a lesbian."
Randy was raising his 2 boys in his mobile home. He met another woman who came over to use the phone everyday. The two fell in love. The other woman was moving away and wanted Randy to come with her. Randy chose the awful looking woman over his own children.
Edan played his record backwards. He heard a message. He wrote down the message. He sent the message to a friend. His friend replied back with the record title.
It was the first day of the new farmer's market in town. All of the town's folk were eager to see it. The market opened and practically the whole town was there. The produce looked great and many people left with full bags. The farmer's market was a great success and was sure to continue on.
"Ellen tiptoed into her father's garage to see what he was up to. She accidentally hit his work table and a hammer fell. He whirled around and asked what she was doing. When she didn't reply, he smiled and stepped aside. He had spent all day building her a new bicycle."
"I met Randy at the mall. He turned out to be from a town a few miles away. He said he was the cousin of a friend. By the time the day was over, we were holding hands. I gave him my number, but he never called."
Jamie was going to her first concert. Her favorite band was in town! She met all her friends and went in excitedly. They danced and sang all night. It was a great time!
Keith always dreamed of being a country music star. He knew he had the voice to do it. Keith finally decided to risk it all and move to Nashville. Keith struggled for months and months in Nashville. Keith knew it would take a lot of work but his dream would come true.
Alfie went to school at an all boys academy. He didn't know many girls. Alfie wanted to have a date for the school's social. He asked his friend Joe if he knew any girls. Joe gave Alfie his cousin's phone number.
"Bukit Tinggi is a small village in Indonesia. Many tourists would come here to enjoy the jungle. They would stay at hotels along the river. After a day of heavy rain, the river level rose quickly. Many of the hotels and tourists were swept away by the flash flood."
The woman got her ears pierced. She didn't clean it properly. It became infected. She put on some antibiotic. The infection got better.
"My son's friend spent a year in Austin, Texas. He moved down from Boston. His lease runs out on August 8th. He had only enough money to eat or ship his luggage back. He decided to eat, and abandon his stuff."
Sam and his friends were going to a movie. Sam stopped at a store and bought some candy. Sam brought the candy into the movie. The usher saw Sam eating his candy. Sam got kicked out of the theatre.
Beth was ogling the new car. Brad had just pulled up in a new BMW. It was the fanciest car she'd ever seen! She asked him if she could have a ride. He drove her around town with the windows down.
"Ruby had a big mole on her cheek. She found it ugly and wanted it gone. To remove it, she went to a doctor. He scraped it off with agility. And after a few weeks, Ruby had a clean cheek."
"Guy noticed something wrong with his fence. He moved closer to investigate it. He found that the latch had been broken. He went to the garage to find a link of chain. With the chain he secured the fence, effectively fixing the issue."
Susan threw the ball underhand. The batter swung at the ball. The batter hit the ball right to Susan. Susan threw the ball to first base. The batter was out at first base.
Kelley went to a concert on Friday. When the performer started they were terrible. Kelley wanted to block her ears. She thought it was the worst. She never would go back.
We all were on a golf trip. When we arrived we saw all these cops. So when we got to the purse nearby we asked why. Someone just had robbed a bank and there is a man hunt. So during our round we would be careful in the woods.
"My favorite restaurant in town was the KFC on the corner. They went out of business a few years back. They were replaced by a Sonic's, which I sort of enjoyed eating at. That place also went belly up. Now I avoid looking at the used car lot that replaced it."
"There was a water main break in Maria's hometown. The city put out a Boil Water advisory. For four days, everybody had to boil all their water. It was annoying and time-consuming. Maria was glad when the city said the water was safe again!"
Rachael used to love playing with her Tiny Zoo App. She would feed them and get a bunch of different animals. She had unicorns and other exotic creatures in there. She probably spent over a couple hundred dollars on the game. She eventually decided to delete it so she wouldn't spend more money.
"Tom was invited to a costume party. He could not think of anything to wear. He decided to just dress in his regular clothes. When he arrived, he was relieved. Half the people there had dressed normal as well!"

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