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Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash. Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry. But life is made of little concessions. Let's just do this! I have English homework. You're still learning English? It's the language you speak. How dumb are you? You on my toilet because yo... | |
No amount of genius can stop your dumb, mediocre, vacuous roots from digging into everything and everyone around you and draining them of any ability to fend you off. Well, it couldn't have been easy for you to say that. I appreciate it. While you were flapping your parasitic turd holster, I discovered the toxic e... | |
They all pay top dollar to come here and enjoy a consequence-free vacation. No death, no disease, no dismemberment. Can't even have a heart attack. Got it. The perfect place to take the most fragile being in the universe. I can tell you expect me to refute that, but it's right on the money. Shut up, Morty. You're ... | |
I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical. Jerry, well, I appreciate the sentiment. This is a huge waste of the last real fortune. Oh, I'm sorry. I just... It's cool, it's cool. Thanks, friend. Friend? Did you just say friend? What? What did I do? You idiot! I'm not your friend! Why did yo... | |
Jerry, it's your house. Whatever you say it is is how it is, but I think a blind man can see that Beth is looking for the door. I barely have a reason to care, and even I notice. And that's when Malachi the Squid King rips off his face, and beneath it is my face. I liked it. Thank you, sir. Yeah, of course he like... | |
So, you're half cold, unfeeling reptile, half also cold, equally unfeeling machine. Yes. Wow. So, your origin is what? You fell into a vat of redundancy? God damn! Oh my God! Is that you? What the hell are you doing? Camping. Oh look, Jerry finally found his people. All it took was a deep enough drip pan. You la... | |
Stupid ass fart saving carpet store mother f***er. Move! Complimentary psychological detox removes all your cognitive toxins, purifies your system. Oh, is this guy on commission or something? I don't think... Are you on commission? We're not on commission. We get paid by the hour. There's no incentive really. Oh m... | |
I'm gonna find some fuel and take a big fat Morty. That's my new word for s*** because of today's events. I wish he had the ability to chick his attitude. Alan Rails, ladies and gentlemen. After his parents' tragic death in a railroad accident, he gained the power to summon ghost trains. It's not all bad though. T... | |
You know what? Eat s***. You're just trying to make me feel worthless. I never said you're worthless. In fact, I've given you a very clear metric of your worth. Two crows. Say goodbye to your precious dry land, for soon it will be wet. Wet! Yeah, global warming's already doing that, asshole, but sure, yeah, go for i... | |
Self-righteous piece of s***. You took my family. I took your family? Who do you think had more taken from them when you shot 20 cc's of liquid dream killer into my daughter? She was Rick's daughter, Jerry. She had options. Oof. That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator.... | |
Oh, this poor piece of s***. He never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I guess I'll hire him or marry him. Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! Rrrr! |
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