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And what to? |
MERCUTIO: |
Nay, an there were two such, we should have none |
shortly, for one would kill the other. Thou! why, |
thou wilt quarrel with a man that hath a hair more, |
or a hair less, in his beard, than thou hast: thou |
wilt quarrel with a man for cracking nuts, having no |
other reason but because thou hast hazel eyes: what |
eye but such an eye would spy out such a quarrel? |
Thy head is as fun of quarrels as an egg is full of |
meat, and yet thy head hath been beaten as addle as |
an egg for quarrelling: thou hast quarrelled with a |
man for coughing in the street, because he hath |
wakened thy dog that hath lain asleep in the sun: |
didst thou not fall out with a tailor for wearing |
his new doublet before Easter? with another, for |
tying his new shoes with old riband? and yet thou |
wilt tutor me from quarrelling! |
BENVOLIO: |
An I were so apt to quarrel as thou art, any man |
should buy the fee-simple of my life for an hour and a quarter. |
MERCUTIO: |
The fee-simple! O simple! |
BENVOLIO: |
By my head, here come the Capulets. |
MERCUTIO: |
By my heel, I care not. |
TYBALT: |
Follow me close, for I will speak to them. |
Gentlemen, good den: a word with one of you. |
MERCUTIO: |
And but one word with one of us? couple it with |
something; make it a word and a blow. |
TYBALT: |
You shall find me apt enough to that, sir, an you |
will give me occasion. |
MERCUTIO: |
Could you not take some occasion without giving? |
TYBALT: |
Mercutio, thou consort'st with Romeo,-- |
MERCUTIO: |
Consort! what, dost thou make us minstrels? an |
thou make minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but |
discords: here's my fiddlestick; here's that shall |
make you dance. 'Zounds, consort! |
BENVOLIO: |
We talk here in the public haunt of men: |
Either withdraw unto some private place, |
And reason coldly of your grievances, |
Or else depart; here all eyes gaze on us. |
MERCUTIO: |
Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze; |
I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I. |
TYBALT: |
Well, peace be with you, sir: here comes my man. |
MERCUTIO: |
But I'll be hanged, sir, if he wear your livery: |
Marry, go before to field, he'll be your follower; |
Your worship in that sense may call him 'man.' |
TYBALT: |
Romeo, the hate I bear thee can afford |
No better term than this,--thou art a villain. |
ROMEO: |
Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee |
Doth much excuse the appertaining rage |
To such a greeting: villain am I none; |
Therefore farewell; I see thou know'st me not. |
TYBALT: |
Boy, this shall not excuse the injuries |
That thou hast done me; therefore turn and draw. |
ROMEO: |
I do protest, I never injured thee, |
But love thee better than thou canst devise, |
Till thou shalt know the reason of my love: |
And so, good Capulet,--which name I tender |
As dearly as my own,--be satisfied. |
MERCUTIO: |
O calm, dishonourable, vile submission! |
Alla stoccata carries it away. |
Tybalt, you rat-catcher, will you walk? |
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