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Neville: Hey! Wait! Where are you going?
Neville: What about the countercurse?
Hermione : I had you looking in the wrong section!
Hermione : How could I be so stupid?
Hermione : I checked this out a few weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Ron : This is light?
Hermione : Of course! Here it is!
Hermione : Nicholas Flamel is the only known maker of the Philosopher's Stone!
Ron and Harry : The what?
Hermione : Honestly, don't you two read?
Hermione : "The Philosopher's Stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers.
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Hermione : It will turn any metal into pure gold and produces the Elixir of Life, which will make the drinker immortal.
Ron : Immortal?
Hermione : It means you'll never die.
Ron : I know what it means!
Harry: Shh!
Hermione : The only stone currently in existence belongs to Mr. Nicholas Flamel, the noted alchemist, who last year celebrated his 665th birthday!
Hermione : That's what Fluffy's guarding on the 3rd floor.
Hermione : That's what's under the trapdoor...
Hermione : the Philosopher's Stone!
Harry : Hagrid!
Hagrid: Oh, hello. Sorry, don't wish to be rude, but I'm in no fit state to entertain today.
All 3 : We know about the Sorcerer's Stone!
Hagrid : Oh.
Harry : We think Snape's trying to steal it.
Hagrid : Snape? Blimey, Harry, you're not still on about him, are you?
Harry : Hagrid, we know he's after the Stone.
Harry : We just don't know why.
Hagrid : Snape is one of the teachers protecting the Stone!
Hagrid : He's not about to steal it!
Harry : What?
Hagrid : You heard. Right.
Hagrid : Come on, now, I'm a bit preoccupied today.
Harry : Wait a minute.
Harry : One of the teachers?
Hermione: Of course! There are other things defending the Stone, aren't there?
Hermione: Spells and enchantments.
Hagrid : That's right.
Hagrid : Waste of bloody time, if you ask me.
Hagrid : Ain't no one gonna get past Fluffy.
Hagrid : Hehe, not a soul knows how.
Hagrid : Except for me and Dumbledore.
Hagrid : I shouldn't have told you that.
Hagrid : I shouldn't have told you that.
Hagrid : Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Harry : Uh, Hagrid, what exactly is that?
Hagrid : That? It's a ... its um...
Ron : I know what that is!
Ron : But Hagrid, how did you get one?
Hagrid : I won it. Off a stranger I met down at a pub.
Hagrid : Seemed quite glad to be rid off it, as a matter of fact.
Hermione : Is that...a dragon?
Ron : That's not just a dragon.
Ron : That's a Norwegian Ridgeback!
Ron : My brother Charlie works with these in Romania.
Hagrid : Isn't he beautiful? Oh. Bless him, look.
Hagrid : He knows his mummy. Hehe.
Hagrid : Hallo, Norbert.
Harry : Norbert?
Hagrid : Yeah, well, he's got to have a name, doesn't he?
Hagrid : Don't you, Norbert? Dededede.
Hagrid : Ohh! Oooh, ooh, ooh, well...
Hagrid : He'll have to be trained up a bit, of course.
Hagrid : Who's that?
Harry : Malfoy.
Hagrid : Oh, dear.
Harry: Hagrid always wanted a dragon.
Harry: He told me so the first time I met him.
Ron : It's crazy.
Ron : And worse, Malfoy knows.
Harry : I don't understand.
Hermione: Is that bad?
Ron : It's bad.
McGonagall: Good evening.
McGonagall : Nothing, I repeat, nothing gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.
McGonagall : Therefore, as punishment for your actions, 50 points will be taken.
Harry : 50?!
McGonagall : Each. And to ensure it doesn't happen again, all four of you will receive detention.
Malfoy: Excuse me, Professor.
Malfoy: Perhaps I heard you wrong.
Malfoy: "I thought you said...""the four of us."""
McGonagall: No, you heard me correctly, Mr. Malfoy.
McGonagall: You see, as honorable as your intentions were, you too were out of bed after hours.
McGonagall: You will join your classmates in detention.
Filch : A pity they let the old punishments die.
Filch : There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.
Filch : God, I miss the screaming.
Filch : You'll be serving detention with Hagrid tonight.
Filch : He's got a little job to do inside the dark forest.
Filch : A sorry lot this, Hagrid.
Filch : Oh, good God, man, you're not still on about that bloody dragon, are you?
Hagrid : Norbert's gone.
Hagrid : Dumbledore sent him off to Romania to live in a colony.
Hermione : Well, that's good, isn't it?
Hermione : He'll be with his own kind.
Hagrid : Yeah, but what if he don't like Romania?
Hagrid : What if the other dragons are mean to him?
Hagrid : He's only a baby, after all.
Filch : Oh, for Gods sake, pull yourself together, man.