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HARRY: But I haven’t had any messages from any of my friends... not one… all summer. |
DUDLEY: Who’d want to be friends with you? |
UNCLE VERNON: I should think you’d be a little more grateful. |
UNCLE VERNON: We’ve raised you since you were a baby, given you the food off our table, even let you have Dudley’s second bedroom, purely out of the goodness of our hearts. |
AUNT PETUNIA: Not now, Pupkins. For when the Masons arrive. |
UNCLE VERNON: Which should be any minute! |
UNCLE VERNON: Ahem...Now let’s go over our schedule once again, shall we? |
UNCLE VERNON: Petunia when the Masons arrive you will be...? |
AUNT PETUNIA: in the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously into our home. |
UNCLE VERNON: Good! And- and Dudley, you will be...? |
DUDLEY: I’ll be waiting to open the door! |
UNCLE VERNON: Excellent! ...And you...? |
HARRY: I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist. |
UNCLE VERNON: Too right, you will. |
UNCLE VERNON: With any luck, this could well be the day I make the biggest deal of my career. |
UNCLE VERNON: And you will not mess it up! |
UNCLE VERNON: Mr. and Mrs. Mason! Do come in! |
DOBBY: Ha- ha- ha! Ha, ha! Ho, ho, ho! Ha, ha! |
DOBBY: Harry Potter! Such an honor it is! |
HARRY: Who are you? |
DOBBY: Dobby sir, Dobby the house elf. |
HARRY: Not to be to be rude or anything, but this isn’t a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom. |
DOBBY: Oh, oh yes, sir! Dobby understands! |
DOBBY: It’s just that, Dobby has come to tell you- it is difficult, sir |
DOBBY: Dobby wonders where to begin? |
HARRY: Why don’t you sit down? |
DOBBY: S-sit down? S-sit- sit down? |
DOBBY: Oh, oh, ho. Oh, ho, ho... Oh, ho, ho. |
HARRY: Dobby, ssh! I’m sorry! |
HARRY: I didn’t mean to offend you, or anything. |
DOBBY: Offend Dobby? |
DOBBY: Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir, but never has he been asked to sit down by a wizard, like an equal. |
HARRY: You can’t have met many decent wizards then. |
DOBBY: No, I haven’t. |
DOBBY: That was an awful thing to say. |
DOBBY: Bad Dobby! |
HARRY: Stop, Dobby! |
DOBBY: Bad Dobby! |
HARRY: Dobby, shh! |
DOBBY: Baaad Dobby! |
HARRY: Dobby, please stop! |
UNCLE VERNON: Ohh, don’t mind that! |
UNCLE VERNON: It’s just the cat. |
DOBBY: Bad Dobby. |
DOBBY: Bad Dobby! |
HARRY: Stop! Stop, Dobby. |
HARRY: Please be quiet! |
HARRY: Are you all right? |
DOBBY: Dobby had to punish himself, sir. |
DOBBY: Dobby almost spoke ill of his family, sir. |
HARRY: Your family? |
DOBBY: The wizard family Dobby serves, sir. |
DOBBY: Dobby is bound to serve one family forever. |
DOBBY: If they ever knew Dobby was here...ooh... |
DOBBY: But Dobby had to come. |
DOBBY: Dobby has to protect Harry Potter- to warn him. |
DOBBY: Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this year! |
DOBBY: There is a plot, a plot to make most terrible things happen. |
HARRY: What terrible things? |
HARRY: Who’s plotting them? |
DOBBY: Ooo... er... can’t... say... argh... |
HARRY: Ok– I- understand. You can’t- say. |
DOBBY: Don’t make me talk, I— Errr... |
HARRY: Dobby! Dobby, put the lamp down. |
DOBBY: Bad Dobby. |
HARRY : Give me the lamp! Dobby stop! |
DOBBY : Let me go! |
HARRY : Get in there, and keep quiet! |
UNCLE VERNON : What the devil are you doing up here? |
HARRY : I- I was just— |
UNCLE VERNON : You just ruined the punch line of my Japanese golfer joke! |
HARRY : Sorry. |
UNCLE VERNON : One more sound, and you’ll wish you’d never been born, boy! |
UNCLE VERNON : And fix that door! |
HARRY : Yes, sir... See why I’ve got to go back? |
HARRY : I don’t belong here. |
HARRY : I belong in your world, at Hogwarts. |
HARRY : It’s the only place I’ve got friends! |
DOBBY : Friends who don’t even write to Harry Potter? |
HARRY : Well, I expect they’ve... been- hang on- |
HARRY : how do you know my friends haven’t been writing to me? |
DOBBY : Harry Potter mustn’t be angry with Dobby. |
DOBBY : Heh- Dobby hoped, if Harry Potter thought his friends had forgotten him, Harry Potter might not want to go back to school, sir. |
HARRY : Give me those, now! |
DOBBY : No! Ahh! Ooh... |
HARRY : Dobby, get back here! |
HARRY : Dobby, please, no! |
DOBBY : Harry Potter must say he’s not going back to school! |
HARRY : I can’t. Hogwarts is my home! |
DOBBY : Then, Dobby must do it, sir, for Harry Potter’s own good. |
UNCLE VERNON : ...it spread as far as the eye could see, all over the floor of this vast building, and it was this deep. |
UNCLE VERNON : And one plumber said “Look at all that water.” |
UNCLE VERNON : A-and the second plumber said, “Yes, and that’s just the top of it!” |
UNCLE VERNON : I’m so sorry! It’s my nephew- he’s very disturbed. |
UNCLE VERNON : Meeting strangers upsets him. |
UNCLE VERNON : That’s why I kept him upstairs! |
UNCLE VERNON : You’re never going back to that school. |
UNCLE VERNON : You’re never going to see those freaky friends of yours again. Never! |
RON: Hi, Harry! |
HARRY: Ron! Fred. George. |
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