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HARRY: But I haven’t had any messages from any of my friends... not one… all summer.
DUDLEY: Who’d want to be friends with you?
UNCLE VERNON: I should think you’d be a little more grateful.
UNCLE VERNON: We’ve raised you since you were a baby, given you the food off our table, even let you have Dudley’s second bedroom, purely out of the goodness of our hearts.
AUNT PETUNIA: Not now, Pupkins. For when the Masons arrive.
UNCLE VERNON: Which should be any minute!
UNCLE VERNON: Ahem...Now let’s go over our schedule once again, shall we?
UNCLE VERNON: Petunia when the Masons arrive you will be...?
AUNT PETUNIA: in the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously into our home.
UNCLE VERNON: Good! And- and Dudley, you will be...?
DUDLEY: I’ll be waiting to open the door!
UNCLE VERNON: Excellent! ...And you...?
HARRY: I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist.
UNCLE VERNON: Too right, you will.
UNCLE VERNON: With any luck, this could well be the day I make the biggest deal of my career.
UNCLE VERNON: And you will not mess it up!
UNCLE VERNON: Mr. and Mrs. Mason! Do come in!
DOBBY: Ha- ha- ha! Ha, ha! Ho, ho, ho! Ha, ha!
DOBBY: Harry Potter! Such an honor it is!
HARRY: Who are you?
DOBBY: Dobby sir, Dobby the house elf.
HARRY: Not to be to be rude or anything, but this isn’t a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom.
DOBBY: Oh, oh yes, sir! Dobby understands!
DOBBY: It’s just that, Dobby has come to tell you- it is difficult, sir
DOBBY: Dobby wonders where to begin?
HARRY: Why don’t you sit down?
DOBBY: S-sit down? S-sit- sit down?
DOBBY: Oh, oh, ho. Oh, ho, ho... Oh, ho, ho.
HARRY: Dobby, ssh! I’m sorry!
HARRY: I didn’t mean to offend you, or anything.
DOBBY: Offend Dobby?
DOBBY: Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir, but never has he been asked to sit down by a wizard, like an equal.
HARRY: You can’t have met many decent wizards then.
DOBBY: No, I haven’t.
DOBBY: That was an awful thing to say.
DOBBY: Bad Dobby!
HARRY: Stop, Dobby!
DOBBY: Bad Dobby!
HARRY: Dobby, shh!
DOBBY: Baaad Dobby!
HARRY: Dobby, please stop!
UNCLE VERNON: Ohh, don’t mind that!
UNCLE VERNON: It’s just the cat.
DOBBY: Bad Dobby.
DOBBY: Bad Dobby!
HARRY: Stop! Stop, Dobby.
HARRY: Please be quiet!
HARRY: Are you all right?
DOBBY: Dobby had to punish himself, sir.
DOBBY: Dobby almost spoke ill of his family, sir.
HARRY: Your family?
DOBBY: The wizard family Dobby serves, sir.
DOBBY: Dobby is bound to serve one family forever.
DOBBY: If they ever knew Dobby was here...ooh...
DOBBY: But Dobby had to come.
DOBBY: Dobby has to protect Harry Potter- to warn him.
DOBBY: Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this year!
DOBBY: There is a plot, a plot to make most terrible things happen.
HARRY: What terrible things?
HARRY: Who’s plotting them?
DOBBY: Ooo... er... can’t... say... argh...
HARRY: Ok– I- understand. You can’t- say.
DOBBY: Don’t make me talk, I— Errr...
HARRY: Dobby! Dobby, put the lamp down.
DOBBY: Bad Dobby.
HARRY : Give me the lamp! Dobby stop!
DOBBY : Let me go!
HARRY : Get in there, and keep quiet!
UNCLE VERNON : What the devil are you doing up here?
HARRY : I- I was just—
UNCLE VERNON : You just ruined the punch line of my Japanese golfer joke!
HARRY : Sorry.
UNCLE VERNON : One more sound, and you’ll wish you’d never been born, boy!
UNCLE VERNON : And fix that door!
HARRY : Yes, sir... See why I’ve got to go back?
HARRY : I don’t belong here.
HARRY : I belong in your world, at Hogwarts.
HARRY : It’s the only place I’ve got friends!
DOBBY : Friends who don’t even write to Harry Potter?
HARRY : Well, I expect they’ve... been- hang on-
HARRY : how do you know my friends haven’t been writing to me?
DOBBY : Harry Potter mustn’t be angry with Dobby.
DOBBY : Heh- Dobby hoped, if Harry Potter thought his friends had forgotten him, Harry Potter might not want to go back to school, sir.
HARRY : Give me those, now!
DOBBY : No! Ahh! Ooh...
HARRY : Dobby, get back here!
HARRY : Dobby, please, no!
DOBBY : Harry Potter must say he’s not going back to school!
HARRY : I can’t. Hogwarts is my home!
DOBBY : Then, Dobby must do it, sir, for Harry Potter’s own good.
UNCLE VERNON : ...it spread as far as the eye could see, all over the floor of this vast building, and it was this deep.
UNCLE VERNON : And one plumber said “Look at all that water.”
UNCLE VERNON : A-and the second plumber said, “Yes, and that’s just the top of it!”
UNCLE VERNON : I’m so sorry! It’s my nephew- he’s very disturbed.
UNCLE VERNON : Meeting strangers upsets him.
UNCLE VERNON : That’s why I kept him upstairs!
UNCLE VERNON : You’re never going back to that school.
UNCLE VERNON : You’re never going to see those freaky friends of yours again. Never!
RON: Hi, Harry!
HARRY: Ron! Fred. George.