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MCGONAGALL: What should I tell the staff?
DUMBLEDORE: The truth.
DUMBLEDORE: Tell them Hogwarts is no longer safe.
DUMBLEDORE: It is as we feared, Minerva
DUMBLEDORE: The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened again.
HERMIONE: Again? You mean the Chamber of Secrets has been opened before?
RON: Of course.
RON: Don't you see?
RON: Lucius Malfoy must have opened it when he was at school here.
RON: Now he's taught Draco how to do it.
HERMIONE: Maybe.
HERMIONE: We'll have to wait for the Polyjuice Potion to know for sure.
RON: Enlighten me. Why are we brewing this potion in broad daylight in the middle of the girls' lavatory?
RON: Don't you think we'll get caught?
HERMIONE: No. No one ever comes in here.
RON: Why?
HERMIONE: Moaning Myrtle.
RON: Who?
HERMIONE: Moaning Myrtle.
RON: Who's Moaning Myrtle?
MOANING MYRTLE: I'm Moaning Myrtle.
MOANING MYRTLE: I wouldn't expect you to know me.
MOANING MYRTLE: Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable moping Moaning Myrtle? Aaaaaa…
HERMIONE: She's a little sensitive.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Gather round!
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Gather round.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Can everybody see me?
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Can you all hear me?
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Excellent.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: In light of the dark events of recent weeks Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this Dueling Club to train you all up.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: In case you ever need to defend yourselves as I myself have done on countless occasions.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: For full details, see my published works.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Let me introduce my assistant Professor Snape.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: He has sportingly agreed to help with a short demonstration.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: I don't want any of you youngsters to worry.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: You'll still have your Potions master when I'm through with him. Never fear.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: One.Two. Three!
SNAPE: Expelliarmus!
HERMIONE: Do you think he's all right?
RON: Who cares?
GILDEROY LOCKHART: An excellent idea to show them that, Professor Snape...
GILDEROY LOCKHART: but if you don't mind me saying, it was obvious what you were about to do.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: If I had wanted to stop you, it would have been only too easy.
SNAPE: Perhaps it would be prudent to first teach the students to block unfriendly spells, professor.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: An excellent suggestion, Professor Snape..
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Let's have a volunteer pair.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Potter, Weasley, how about you?
SNAPE: Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells.
SNAPE: We'll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox.
SNAPE: Might I suggest someone from my own house?
SNAPE: Malfoy, perhaps?
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Good luck, Potter.
HARRY: Thank you, sir.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Wands at the ready.
DRACO: Scared, Potter?
HARRY: You wish.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: On the count of three cast your charms to disarm your opponent. Only to disarm.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: We don't want any accidents here.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: One. Two...
DRACO: Everte Statum!
HARRY: Rictusempra!
GILDEROY LOCKHART: I said disarm only.
DRACO: Serpensortia!
SNAPE: Don't move, Potter.
SNAPE: I'll get rid of it for you.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Allow me, Professor Snape.
GILDEROY LOCKHART: Alarte Ascendare!
SNAPE: Vipera Evanesca.
JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY: What are you playing at?
RON: You're a Parselmouth?
RON: Why didn't you tell us?
HARRY: I'm a what?
HERMIONE: You can talk to snakes.
HARRY: I know. I accidentally set a python on my cousin Dudley at the zoo once.
HARRY: Once. But so what?
HARRY: I bet loads of people here can do it.
HERMIONE: No, they can't.
HERMIONE: It's not a very common gift, Harry.
HERMIONE: This is bad.
HARRY: What's bad? If I hadn't told that snake not to attack Justin...
RON: That's what you said to it.
HARRY: You were there. You heard me.
RON: I heard you speaking Parseltongue.
RON: Snake language.
HARRY: I spoke a different language?
HARRY: But I didn't realize...
HARRY: How can I speak a language without knowing I can?
HERMIONE: I don't know, but it sounded like you were egging the snake on or something.
HERMIONE: Harry, listen to me.
HERMIONE: There's a reason the symbol of Slytherin house is a serpent.
HERMIONE: Salazar Slytherin was a Parselmouth.
HERMIONE: He could talk to snakes too.
RON: Exactly.
RON: Now the whole school's gonna think you're his great-great-great grandson.
HARRY: But I'm not.
HARRY: I can't be.
HERMIONE: He lived a thousand years ago.
HERMIONE: For all we know, you could be.
HARRY: I'll see you back in the common room.
VOICE: I want blood.