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Unlike "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai", or "Big Trouble in	1	Unlike "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai", or "Big Trouble in Little China", "The Lion King" does not come close. In fact, for the most part, the movie simply repeats itself. Each scene is just as simple as the last. In the most basic way of thinking, this movie is just a Disney film with a bunch of lion-characters. I...	Unlike "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai", or "Big Trouble in Little China", this is actually more intelligent comedy. It is based on a true story, and has a good script with strong script and direction, and although the humor is just right, it is still very charming. It is really easy to go over this movie. The humor...
Definitely one of funny man Eddie Murphy's lesser films is this nonsense about	1	Definitely one of funny man Eddie Murphy's lesser films is this nonsense about a guy (Steve Martin) who has to make a deal with the Devil. I guess it was intended to be a funny movie, as it is filled with ludicrous situations, in fact it contains almost no humor. What can you expect when you make a film with a cast con...	Definitely one of funny man Eddie Murphy's lesser films is this nonsense about a group of people from the 70's who have taken a vacation to Las Vegas to play in a casino. They have to find some sort of prize to claim the prize and that is the ticket to their dream job - the "Superstar" title. They are the top players o...
Well, what's to say. THE GOLDEN CHILD falls in the	1	Well, what's to say. THE GOLDEN CHILD falls in the category of an average thriller. For some strange reason, this movie is about an Indian kid's parents being kidnapped by a cult who do not show the parents on-screen. It is the exact same situation as when the film was directed by the brilliant director Rama Shankar. T...	Well, what's to say. THE GOLDEN CHILD falls in the same category as RAY OF FRIGHT, and I would be more than a little surprised if it weren't for the ending to it.<br /><br />In short, Ray of Fright is the film that should have made the jump from the underground to the big screen, and The Golden Child would have been a ...
Why is it that when a star reaches the top of the star chain,	1	Why is it that when a star reaches the top of the star chain, as this actor is, he is immediately put to shame? He is always so much better than anybody else, and this is the case here. It is so disappointing, and I hope his career is over by now. Even though this is such a mess, I was still shocked to think that he is...	Why is it that when a star reaches the top of the star chain, even a "bad" actor such as the actor in this piece of garbage has to be made to look bad. I'm still confused by his acting in this movie. I saw some of this, but this is worse. The acting was pretty bad too. The scene where the guy is talking about how the g...
Michael Jackson would have claimed a spot for the top-billed character in	1	Michael Jackson would have claimed a spot for the top-billed character in this movie, an incredibly uninspired and over-the-top supporting character, who plays a snot-nosed little girl, with a big, fat, tatty nose and red hair and eyes, who is one of the most embarrassing, sleaziest and most obnoxious little characters...	Michael Jackson would have claimed a spot for the top-billed character in The Lion King.<br /><br />His performances were not always up to par with the talent of his other creations. He was not well-suited to his characters, and never made his voice come out his mouth. His lip-synching was awkward and irritating.<br />...
Bad movie for sure. It's such a ridiculous fantasy with a lot of	1	Bad movie for sure. It's such a ridiculous fantasy with a lot of CGI and special effects. Nothing works because the characters are really weak. What is supposed to be a flashback has no relevance whatsoever to anything and is just a really horrible attempt to make a movie about a group of people going through bad times...	Bad movie for sure. It's such a ridiculous fantasy with a lot of fake music and ridiculous acting but even more so with all of the action and the stupid music. If you want a cheap trash movie with a bunch of old actors, this is the one to go to.<br /><br />Its hard to say what makes this so bad because not much actuall...
I remember when THE GOLDEN CHILD was released in 1986 it was universally	1	I remember when THE GOLDEN CHILD was released in 1986 it was universally praised as the best comedy ever released in America. Now when I first saw the DVD release of the same movie which contains my first review I was disappointed to see nothing of GOLDEN CHILD on the DVD and what was on the disc was not in any form. I...	I remember when THE GOLDEN CHILD was released in 1986 it was universally panned as a terrible disaster. It was nothing special, the performances were terrible and the acting was dreadful. Well after all, THE GOLDEN CHILD was the last in the old golden age of Hollywood films; since then we have the classics, like THE HA...
I will start this off by saying I couldn't get all the way through	1	I will start this off by saying I couldn't get all the way through the first movie before moving on.<br /><br />In my opinion the first movie had the potential to be great. I really thought the sequel should be good as well. They were way too lazy to finish one of those sequels. I'm not saying the first movie is really...	I will start this off by saying I couldn't get all the way through. I was literally jumping for joy the whole time.<br /><br />Once I was on the "end of the story" line, the movie was over. I will not comment further. If you have a friend in a band, you might want to show this to them. If you have a friend in the same ...
I can say without a shadow of a doubt that Going Overboard is the	1	I can say without a shadow of a doubt that Going Overboard is the best comedy show in history. Every single person on set is so incredibly funny it can't be a comedy show. Every episode is a roller coaster and at the top is the last episode. You have all of the top stars and I'm just a big fan of David Cross and his fr...	I can say without a shadow of a doubt that Going Overboard is the best episode of a show I have ever seen in my lifetime. The story is a very simple and simple tale of loyalty, honour, loyalty and honesty. The acting is superb and the scenes are very well done. The whole cast do a terrific job. All the characters are o...
I wanted to punch the TV. Watching it was torture. I hated it	1	I wanted to punch the TV. Watching it was torture. I hated it. But I couldn't help myself. I've watched a few bad movies here (including a few really bad movies in between) and I can say this one is by far the worst. I know it's supposed to be a horror movie, but it's not really a horror movie. In fact, it's supposed t...	I wanted to punch the TV. Watching it was torture. I hated it, because I hated it so much.<br /><br />I have a friend who I'll always love and she watches the best shows, so I thought her opinion was the main reason for the ban.<br /><br />I know, it's a pretty show, but it's a really crappy show. This is one of those ...
First: I bought it at the video store. Second: I watched it	1	First: I bought it at the video store. Second: I watched it back when I was 12. Third: I watched it again a few years later. Fourth: I watched it again and again for about a year after that. Fifth: I watched it for hours on end. Sixth: I watched it through an "interview-view" program. I loved this movie, so much, becau...	First: I bought it at the video store. Second: I watched it, and then watched it again. Third: I tried to watch it all the way through and I couldn't do it.<br /><br />I didn't mean to do it at once. I was waiting to see if it was going to repeat something and it wasn't until after 30 minutes that I knew that it wasn't...
I am a HUGE Adam Sandler fan, and one day I was looking	1	I am a HUGE Adam Sandler fan, and one day I was looking for a list of people I was talking to about how Sandler's movies was best. The problem with Sandler movies, as far as I can tell, is the fact that the man is not funny. Sure he can be funny in a few minutes or an hour, but then you get to that guy who doesn't act,...	I am a HUGE Adam Sandler fan, and one day I was looking for to watch his films, but the "I'll have what she's got" in the theater was not available. I've now seen a few of his comedies, but this is one of the worst of his comedy films I've ever seen. The plot was ridiculous, and the characters were horrible. Everyone w...
Even if you're a huge Sandler fan, please don't bother with	1	Even if you're a huge Sandler fan, please don't bother with this one. I will tell you this, the worst part about this is that you'll never be able to escape from watching the actors in the same episode several times throughout the series. Even on a DVD of the show, which can be viewed from anywhere, the scene is so poo...	Even if you're a huge Sandler fan, please don't bother with this. I don't mean to give it any kind of a high review, but, while the screenplay seems to be based on an awful film of the same name, the film itself is much more entertaining than that title suggested. The dialogue is extremely well done; though Sandler's c...
This early Adam Sandler film could be compared to his life as a comic	1	This early Adam Sandler film could be compared to his life as a comic book artist. Adam Sandler gives a perfect performance, and all actors play their parts perfectly, from the good guys to the bad guys to the audience. His family is very interesting. Even the movie looks beautiful. And the cast looks very happy and ni...	This early Adam Sandler film could be compared to his life as a comic book artist, which he did with comic books as part of his creative process.<br /><br />While his comedy was on point (and hilarious), this film is not so great and it does little to make Adam Sandler look like a comic book artist.<br /><br />Adam San...
Having decided some time ago to collect the films of Billy Bob Thornton (on	1	Having decided some time ago to collect the films of Billy Bob Thornton (on the advice of his nephew and his wife) I did not expect them to be of the "quality" required. I was under the mistaken impression that the films of the same quality were available from the same company. The films from the same studio were all i...	Having decided some time ago to collect the films of Billy Bob Thornton (on a budget, no less!), I was quite excited to see "Goodbye Home," but, when the DVD arrived in my mailbox, I knew I couldn't just skip it. It was in the box. It was, and still is, one of the best thrillers of any genre I've seen in years. It was ...
Worst mistake of my life.<br /><br />I picked this	1	Worst mistake of my life.<br /><br />I picked this up at random at the theater, and I felt compelled to watch this gem of a flick. I thought, "Wow! He has talent! I'll rent this". However, I was completely disappointed! As a kid, I was the "fool kid"--that is, I was a complete idiot. My sister and I would sit in the da...	Worst mistake of my life.<br /><br />I picked this out for rent on a Sunday night a few weeks ago and was hoping for something that might take up my Saturday afternoon. Instead I found myself glued to the screen for another 10 minutes.<br /><br />What a disappointment. I can't understand what the studio thought was goi...
This movie was so bad I couldn't sit through it without doing something else	1	This movie was so bad I couldn't sit through it without doing something else. I'll never know if I could do this again, but this movie was more than I can say for most movies. And that's the problem. It was pretty bad and the fact that they made this movie a "fun" one really showed. The only saving grace was that the s...	This movie was so bad I couldn't sit through it without doing something else. The worst part was the cast which was so bad, I felt that even the actors who were supposed to be acting were playing the same horrible character. Every single time they just stood there saying "Well, that guy is a real jerk." I don't think t...
I saw this movie about 5 years ago, and the memory of it still	1	I saw this movie about 5 years ago, and the memory of it still haunts me. A few of us who saw it thought it was funny and I thought it was really good. I remember how the movie got cancelled the one time when I was young - we were too young to understand what it was about, but all of us seem to know now.<br /><br />But...	I saw this movie about 5 years ago, and the memory of it still brings a smile to my face.<br /><br />This is a true masterpiece.<br /><br />You can just imagine a bunch of teenagers getting together at the local cinema for a movie, and they will all sit down in front of the big screen to watch the same movie. There is ...
Shecky, is a god damned legend, make no mistake. Until	1	Shecky, is a god damned legend, make no mistake. Until I found her out of the closet about this film, I had all of my respect for her and this movie and this movie was a far cry from that. What makes this film special that I can only describe it as being: Her acting, the special effects, the direction, the direction. N...	Shecky, is a god damned legend, make no mistake. Until they make it on film. <br /><br />The guy was pretty to look at at the time and the girl was hot, it's why there's no denying that. The movie was filmed in the old studio in Philadelphia at a time when they still had studio furniture. It had everything you needed, ...
With Adam Sandler.<br /><br />This is without a doubt	1	With Adam Sandler.<br /><br />This is without a doubt one of the most enjoyable films in recent times, and probably the best movie directed by Adam Sandler. I'm amazed that this movie doesn't get more of an audience. His performance is so good and he's so natural, it really isn't that he has to work at it, rather it is...	With Adam Sandler.<br /><br />This is without a doubt a low budget and poorly conceived disaster.<br /><br />It was filmed using a cheap camera and used a couple of actors for it's lead characters. They used a "Cinematic camera" which the director thought was like "Super 16mm", a camera that can show the same movements...
A friend of mine bought this film for £1, and even then it	1	A friend of mine bought this film for £1, and even then it was only £1. I thought it was a very interesting film to watch, because it gives an opportunity for an insight into a situation which is very unlike any other movie of the kind. I don't really know what I'm looking for in the film, but I can see two main reason...	A friend of mine bought this film for £1, and even then it was a poor way to get some exposure. I guess the bad reviews don't mean it has any audience. If you want to see this film and think you'll enjoy it, do yourself a favour and buy it at your local video store. It's still an OK movie and very well made, and the ca...
I stole this movie when I was a freshmen in college. I've tried	1	I stole this movie when I was a freshmen in college. I've tried to watch all kinds of movies on a number of different formats and the last movie I could get in on my DVR was this, so I figured it must have been a movie I had to rent. It was not. A lot of "movies" don't even warrant the rating they would have in some st...	I stole this movie when I was a freshmen in college. I've tried to watch it every single year since but it just never comes out. Every time I try to put it back on the shelf, it just gets tossed on a shelf for another semester.<br /><br />So it was about to be my year to watch it again but of course, the movie never sh...
This HAS to be the worst movie I've ever attempted to watch. In	1	This HAS to be the worst movie I've ever attempted to watch. In all the right ways, it could have gone much better. I know from my previous comments on this, that I can be kind of a drama queen, but this film needs an actual drama queen and an actual actor to act on it.<br /><br />This is not a drama, at all, this is a...	This HAS to be the worst movie I've ever attempted to watch. In fact I'd almost call it the second-most useless movie I've ever seen in my entire life. I love the opening credits, so that should be good.<br /><br />Seriously, you should all just run to your nearest store and buy whatever it is in that movie and do what...
This movie is by far the worst movie ever made. If you have to	1	This movie is by far the worst movie ever made. If you have to pick one, this one is it. Don't go there. Don't see it. Don't even go out of your way to see it (unless you're a really, really rich person.) I honestly think this movie is very bad. Don't waste your money on it either. And if you see this movie, you have n...	This movie is by far the worst movie ever made. If you have to ask your kids to give up a movie theater and pay to see this then you are too slow.<br /><br />You have to watch through your eye and see how stupid the storyline is. The movie is like a complete waste of time and a complete waste of the talented actors tha...
Watching this stinker constitutes cruel and unusal punishment at the hands of	1	Watching this stinker constitutes cruel and unusal punishment at the hands of the very worst.<br /><br />Watching this movie is like trying to force a needle through your eye and watching it for a few days at a time is like trying to force a needle through your jaw which can be difficult because the tooth in your mouth...	Watching this stinker constitutes cruel and unusal punishment at the hands of my mind. A young woman is forced to wear a black dress and make up so as to make herself invisible. She must wear a white mask and make-up, and is given only a pencil and crayon to write her name.<br /><br />While in front of the mirror, the ...
I picked up this movie for $5 dollars at a discount book store,	1	I picked up this movie for $5 dollars at a discount book store, only to find out it was only $2 dollars! This is a real gem, one of the few films that I've seen that isn't a re-make.<br /><br />The acting was so great, there are few characters in the movie that haven't been done a thousand times before. But there are m...	I picked up this movie for $5 dollars at a discount book store, and after reading all the good things I thought I might like it. The story was nothing special. The plot was nothing special. I just don't think there are any characters that matter. The movie was dull, boring and boring.<br /><br />The acting was decent. ...
This is definitely the worst movie Adam's ever done but at this point in	1	This is definitely the worst movie Adam's ever done but at this point in time it doesn't seem like he can stop making bad movies. It starts off in a way that is so bad that it is painful to watch. The film seems to want to have a "message" but it is really just one long joke. This is also the best Adam has done since t...	This is definitely the worst movie Adam's ever done but at this point in the career Adam's can't let up. All this crap is going on for years is so much less painful than watching someone play with his dad.<br /><br />And I am sorry, but there's nothing I can do to stop this. The fact that you have to watch it again so ...
If you've ever seen this movie, you'd know that it! If	1	If you've ever seen this movie, you'd know that it! If you haven't, you are going to love this film. It's an uplifting film, and a wonderful family film!<br /><br />I also have to commend this movie for its cast (as well as acting), but mostly for the beautiful cinematography. I love it!<br /><br />I've never had a pro...	If you've ever seen this movie, you'd know that it! If you've watched it and it comes up after you're done, you know you have.<br /><br />That's a shame because there are so many great parts, like the main character. I can't believe people don't like him.<br /><br />But I know one man who does. He's a big fan. I though...
I just finished watching Going Overboard. I have to say that we should	1	I just finished watching Going Overboard. I have to say that we should not be talking about this film about the film about the film. Just look at the title of the movie, "The Return of Superman" or something like that. This was a very decent and intriguing movie. The main story was about the character Clark Kent, or mo...	I just finished watching Going Overboard. I have to say that we should all just get on board with the fact that the movie has been released in the UK and will be released in other countries soon. The cinematography was stunning, the acting was spot on, and of course the performances were flawless.<br /><br />It was har...
I had never heard of this Adam Sandler movie until I saw it on	1	I had never heard of this Adam Sandler movie until I saw it on Channel 25. I had heard some reviews about the plot but the truth was a complete blank. The movie has little plot and a lot of cheesy, yet somehow it manages to find moments where Adam Sandler shows his vulnerability or tries to show the true person behind ...	I had never heard of this Adam Sandler movie until I saw it on TV. I had been searching for it ever since, but after a few minutes I decided to leave it alone for the moment.<br /><br />The movie was a disappointment. A weak script with little dialogue and terrible cinematography. The story line was weak. There was not...
Hello. I am Paul Raddick, a.k.a.	1	Hello. I am Paul Raddick, a.k.a. The Stinger (The Killer Robot), a.k.a. The Shadow (The Human Robot), and this is my first review of The Stinger. It's just been released on DVD. I've got it on VHS from a local video store. I am a big fan of Paul Raddick, and of his character, The Stinger. It's very similar to his TV sh...	Hello. I am Paul Raddick, a.k.a. Chaka. I have the pleasure of playing my part in this production with your help.<br /><br />Why am I telling you all of this? Well, Chaka was in town for a show that was jam packed with special guests and musicians. We had local musicians from all over come in to play with us. So it mak...
Mere thoughts of "Going Overboard" (aka "Babes	1	Mere thoughts of "Going Overboard" (aka "Babes and Boys" but "Sinnerman") are thrown into an entirely different context when the cast includes, among others, former R.C.M. lead Johnny Depp (who just turned 40) as the title character. There's more than one reason for him to be in this film. The acting has to be the high...	Mere thoughts of "Going Overboard" (aka "Babes and Boys") are more realistic than a movie like this. The plot has to be seen to believe, and you must take the whole movie into account for the character and his problems. The script was decent (I've seen worse, just compare the two of these movies).<br /><br />The charac...
...okay, maybe not all of it. Lured by the false	1	...okay, maybe not all of it. Lured by the false sense of grandeur, some of the people around it want to get caught up in this "story" instead of the actual movie-making or the characters - which is what this movie needs. The actors here are not very well-trained actors, and I felt like they never really put any of the...	...okay, maybe not all of it. Lured by the false promise of "good" acting, and seeing "the truth" the movie is nothing short of a complete failure. I can only assume that as a fan of "cinema" this was a complete disaster that everyone involved should be ashamed of. The film is so obviously just a production and there i...
Unwatchable. You can't even make it past the first three minutes	1	Unwatchable. You can't even make it past the first three minutes and that's even if you go to a full length movie.<br /><br />It is simply one of the most boring movies I've ever seen. You can really only focus on how bad it is. The only saving grace is the music, it makes it enjoyable. You can actually enjoy it withou...	Unwatchable. You can't even make it past the first three minutes...but then we all know why we watched the movie.<br /><br />The plot of this movie was basically just an excuse to get some random, uninteresting, uninteresting, uninteresting footage out of the audience (so that someone, somewhere, might enjoy it.)<br />...
I'm glad that I saw this film after Mr.Sandler became famous	1	I'm glad that I saw this film after Mr.Sandler became famous. He wasn't too famous to go up against the biggest star of his era and Mr.Sandler really did make a big comeback.The movie was really about the life of Sandler and the way that he has overcome his handicap through hard work and dedication.<br /><br />The way ...	I'm glad that I saw this film after Mr.Sandler became famous.<br /><br />I saw it in a theater in Los Angeles at the same time as Mr. Sandler, and it had nothing to do with comedy.<br /><br />I'm glad that I don't have to do this with my life any more, in spite of all the good stuff. He really should get an Oscar.<br /...
This movie portrays Ruth as a womanizing, hard drinking, gambling, ove	1	This movie portrays Ruth as a womanizing, hard drinking, gambling, overeating, and manipulative bitch. A woman whose job as a nanny and "carerress" is to "break" up her family. She has a lot of money, the husband of her friend gives her a lot of money, and the husband takes out every dime of her monthly pay, and has no...	This movie portrays Ruth as a womanizing, hard drinking, gambling, overemotional lady's man, which should have a name that would describe him in the same way. In that sense, she was perfect for him and in that sense, she was really, really awful. He was totally off his rocker, I say. I would take him to a psychiatrist ...
It's impossible for me to objectively consider this movie. Not that I haven	1	It's impossible for me to objectively consider this movie. Not that I haven't seen many, but I think this is the single worst horror movie I've seen in the last ten years. In this picture, everyone is the hero, the main bad guy, the main bad girl, and most of the supporting players are absolutely awful, or at the very ...	It's impossible for me to objectively consider this movie. Not that I haven't seen good versions of many of my favorite movie genres before, but it wasn't what was impressive about this one. I can give the story some credit as an intriguing mystery but in my opinion not for the characters and the story, not really. The...
I really wanted to like this movie. I absolutely love kenny hotz	1	I really wanted to like this movie. I absolutely love kenny hotz and i love when he gets off his high horse, and this movie came to his mind, well he's got a lot of talent, I did love the scene where he got in the car and you can hear him talking about the movie, you know this is kenny hotz, and also he plays the lead ...	I really wanted to like this movie. I absolutely love kenny hotz, but this movie was a complete dud.<br /><br />To be honest, there was so much filler, and it was hard to find the real story. It was a shame, because it could have been really good, with the great acting by ralph and jonny, but the movie was awful. The s...
This is the worst documentary to come out of Canada ever!!!! I'm glad	1	This is the worst documentary to come out of Canada ever!!!! I'm glad I didn't rent it, because otherwise, I'd of been so in the dark. This is about a guy named Ray Boulting who's trying to get the truth out about his brother, Joe, who was in a gang who murdered his sister, so he's trying to get in the inner circle of ...	This is the worst documentary to come out of Canada ever!!!! I'm glad no one gave the movie a chance! The film has nothing to do with the real story of the family. The film takes place in Toronto and includes all the normal people in the community.<br /><br />The film doesn't even attempt to relate to the family of the...
Robert Taylor definitely showed himself to be a fine dramatic actor in his role as	1	Robert Taylor definitely showed himself to be a fine dramatic actor in his role as a private eye for the British government. His character, a British military officer, had very little to do but watch his men and wait for his boss, the President of the United States, to arrive at his office. Taylor is also the perfect g...	Robert Taylor definitely showed himself to be a fine dramatic actor in his role as John Henry. His performance was so convincing that even when he was really in the movie theater. In fact, it was the opening sequence from his film The Thin Man that is actually the movie it appears to be. The movie is not even close to ...
This was the third remake of SLEEPING WITH THE ENIEM	1	This was the third remake of SLEEPING WITH THE ENIEMES. It has all the same problems and is not nearly as good as the previous two movies. The cast is pretty awful, especially in the original (which I think was more memorable).<br /><br />The actors and the script are both horrible. It is not only that it's a remake of...	This was the third remake of SLEEPING WITH THE ENIEM (1953). Its predecessor, STAR WARS (1977), is just a little better than this one. The story line is the same but the script is a lot tighter. The sound of STAR WARS is the same but is much improved.<br /><br />The acting was terrible and very inconsistent. The charac...
Daraar got off to a pretty good start. The first scene really	1	Daraar got off to a pretty good start. The first scene really starts this drama with the character of Arie. And he really shows his talent with one of his performances. He was very good with the small parts, and his scene with Daraar. I mean if you see Daraar as a baby in the flashback scene, it's amazing. But I have t...	Daraar got off to a pretty good start. The first scene really stuck out to me in my mind.<br /><br />The cast had a certain chemistry. It's really fun to see what the four leads and the supporting cast do. It really brought it home, the whole cast really was good.<br /><br />The story is simple. It's all about four fri...
For the record, this film is intriguing but its hardly original. Back in	1	For the record, this film is intriguing but its hardly original. Back in the 1960's with the release of "The Long and Winding Road," a musical film written by Charles Nelson, which starred the two brothers and two nephews of the first black lead on Broadway, this film was released on video. "The Long and Winding Road,"...	For the record, this film is intriguing but its hardly original. Back in 2002, when it was first released in Germany, it was called "Die Meistersinger" and the story revolves around a writer who is obsessed with the work of German writer Franz Kafka and his novel "The Metamorphosis". He was also a huge fan of "The Brot...
Despite the high ratings given to this film by IMDB users, this is	1	Despite the high ratings given to this film by IMDB users, this is a must-see to everyone who enjoys movies that feature a black guy and a white girl. It doesn't matter where the movie is or what the cast is, it is always a must to have this film on the soundtrack. The cast features a couple of notable actors such as C...	Despite the high ratings given to this film by IMDB users, this is a really poorly made movie. The film looks to be about a guy who's a virgin but he's a serial killer and is actually a psychiatrist. The girl who wants to go to therapy is so boring. Not even the plot or the acting could be called convincing.<br /><br /...
I got this movie because I worked at a movie store so I got free	1	I got this movie because I worked at a movie store so I got free tickets to see it right at the opening. The movie was awful. I went with friends who had friends and were actually able to make it to this movie, so it should not be as bad as it seems. It looked like every scene is one the set was supposed to be the set ...	I got this movie because I worked at a movie store so I got free movie passes, and this is a movie I'll watch for free from a movie theater's back of the house (back of the house is what I remember). I did not have any prior knowledge about the person's, but I do remember that we played poker for about 10 minutes, I th...
SHALLOW GRAVE begins with either a tribute or a rip off	1	SHALLOW GRAVE begins with either a tribute or a rip off. The Ripoff is one of the first "genre" films that gets released on video. A great cast and a writer for a great character, a director for a great film. (see the film reviews) So when they get their own "movie" this time, one that is pretty awful, yet it still has...	SHALLOW GRAVE begins with either a tribute or a rip off of the original movie. Either way, it's a shame that an otherwise solid cast was wasted to a greater degree and that such a great script is so utterly overplayed. The script is written so badly that the acting is really the only part that actually seems to work. T...
This movie is basically about some girls in a Catholic school that end up getting	1	This movie is basically about some girls in a Catholic school that end up getting kidnapped by nuns. One of them is forced to be the wife of one of them and the main storyline is about a man who is an ex-con and an ex- nun. We get all kinds of character drama, some romance and some action. You need to have a lot of pat...	This movie is basically about some girls in a Catholic school that end up getting involved with the student body. It is basically like "Dirty Love" except it is with more people. The plot is so bad that a joke can be made about it. It's pretty obvious that director was trying to show people that are in some kind of a r...
I saw this by chance showing on cable on wanted to like it as I	1	I saw this by chance showing on cable on wanted to like it as I was looking for something to watch on the flight home after a long and miserable flight to San Jose. The first 25 minutes of this are kind of interesting. I would've liked to have seen more of it. Overall though, the movie was weak. Not even a "must see" b...	I saw this by chance showing on cable on wanted to like it as I was a kid and I loved the movie A Very Pottery Christmas.<br /><br />Its the most enjoyable Christmas movie I've seen in years. Its hilarious. The scenes that are supposed to be about Christmas are actually about a war with an undead army.<br /><br />I don...
Film version of Sandra Bernhard's one-woman off-Broadway show	1	Film version of Sandra Bernhard's one-woman off-Broadway show that starred Rosanna Arquette and John Savage, plus the rest of the cast (including Katharine Hepburn and Raymond Kincaid). Arquette plays the love interest to a wealthy guy (Kincaid) who falls for his pretty, younger girlfriend. She tries to make him comfor...	Film version of Sandra Bernhard's one-woman off-Broadway show with Joan Plimpton and Robert Wuhl. The story involves a troubled writer living in a rundown apartment on her own and struggling to make ends meet when her mother leaves her on her own for a job at the bank. <br /><br />Director Robert Altman's first major f...
Killer Tomatoes movies have this special kind of humor - you either love	1	Killer Tomatoes movies have this special kind of humor - you either love it or hate it, and this is one of the worst movies ever made (except for probably "Terrific", which i love so much), where it's not at all amusing whatsoever. I like comedies with great acting, even if that act is not as smooth as that of the "tou...	Killer Tomatoes movies have this special kind of humor - you either love it or you hate it.<br /><br />If you liked this movie, then it's very likely that you will like the killer Tomatoes movies.<br /><br />This movie is a true gem of British humor. It contains a great performance by Christopher Lee and a very funny s...
What made the original Killer Tomatoes fun was it was made by people with	1	What made the original Killer Tomatoes fun was it was made by people with lots of money, lots of money, and a really great script and directing. The story is one of the most fun ones I have ever had in my life. The movie is based on a true story of a mother and her 11 year old daughter. She was a girl that died after g...	What made the original Killer Tomatoes fun was it was made by people with no real talent. You would expect that but not in this movie. It's a disappointment. I can't believe how good we got from it's low budget. It's actually a great concept but it's really just bad movie. It's like someone made a movie that was really...
There was nothing of value in the original movie, this one was even l	1	There was nothing of value in the original movie, this one was even lamer. The cast was really terrible, they made more sense if they would have been playing a movie instead of the original book. It was stupid how one would go to an "unlikely" place like New York to meet someone who might be a "friend" but would be abl...	There was nothing of value in the original movie, this one was even lamer. The scenes were too bland and boring to be taken seriously. They really need a script writer to come up with a decent story that allows the characters to make an impact and the cinematography to convey a sense of place.<br /><br />The sound-wise...
As an Altman fan, I'd sought out this movie for years,	1	As an Altman fan, I'd sought out this movie for years, so it was only natural that I'd seek it out again. I couldn't wait for the first time I would meet someone on my own. Well, the first time I did, I was too late to get the video player, so I had to go back to a friend's place and watch the DVD. I was a little too y...	As an Altman fan, I'd sought out this movie for years, as it has many Altman highlights, such as the plot line, the cast and the editing.<br /><br />But, as I have to say, after I saw this movie a few months ago, I found myself almost completely bored with it. Most of the movie seems to be some kind of a low budget-pro...
What an insult to Olivia D'Abo who plays the film's heroine	1	What an insult to Olivia D'Abo who plays the film's heroine, a spoiled, narcissistic, narcissistic mother. Her hair is a mess. Her makeup is terrible, and the movie starts out in a very awkward and stilted fashion. Then comes a very strange sequence where she finds herself in the bedroom of the rich son of the rich fat...	What an insult to Olivia D'Abo who plays the film's heroine, Katya in "Zyba the Greek". Why do they try to make us look so stupid? They should give us the same "fame" as we get for making movies about Greek history and Greek life.<br /><br />The most amazing thing about this film is the fact that the only Greek, with t...
It's not really about gymnastics; swap out the occasional training montages	1	It's not really about gymnastics; swap out the occasional training montages for some fun "spoiling" moments, a fun-loving director who doesn't see anything wrong with letting the young girl show her gymnastic skills to other girls, and you'll get your idea of a "wonderful" children's movie. And in fact, the most positi...	It's not really about gymnastics; swap out the occasional training montages for a bunch of old-school clips from the hey-day of gymnastics and you have something close to this. They're just more creative than ever with the music, the choreography and the dance sequences. "Dancing With the Stars" is a throwback to the p...
I only today, picked this up at the 99 cents only store today,	1	I only today, picked this up at the 99 cents only store today, not sure where I first saw it, and what I saw at the time. I had a friend and his wife with me, and my friend gave me the DVD, because he liked the movie so much. I liked the movie so much that I just have it on DVD, and it is the first movie I have ever bo...	I only today, picked this up at the 99 cents only store today, so its gone out of print so don't bother checking it. But, what do you know! it was actually a huge smash hit and i have it on CD, so that may explain the reason i didn't buy the DVD version, as it would have been a lot less for it to cost more. Anyway, it ...
to movie,this movie felt like one of those after school specials,only	1	to movie,this movie felt like one of those after school specials,only the actors were actually bad,its really hard to describe how bad they were,they were really annoying,they acted just like bad school movies,it was so hard to keep yourself entertained.they had nothing going for them except for a bad script and stupid...	to movie,this movie felt like one of those after school specials,only there was no plot,just stupidness.you know,i really dont know what this was supposed to be about,so if you want to be nice,i wouldn't say that.it didn't even deserve its low rating.no real plot,its more like dumbness than an actual movie.<br /><br />...
What was an exciting and fairly original series by Fox has degraded down to me	1	What was an exciting and fairly original series by Fox has degraded down to me only two episodes of the original series has been added to the DVD release. They were pretty decent although with not too much in common, with an ensemble cast and the show was rather predictable and contrived. Even so, this was an interesti...	What was an exciting and fairly original series by Fox has degraded down to me as it has a low budget and a poor script. The cast has turned into a joke and everyone is playing his or her part. The show is basically nothing more than a "funniest" sketch show.<br /><br />The characters are stupid and the storyline is re...
Awful, simply awful. It proves my theory about "star power."	1	Awful, simply awful. It proves my theory about "star power." The only interesting things in this film are the "movies" scenes that follow the "movie" actors' adventures.<br /><br />It's an excellent excuse for a film festival, where people will find fun in watching "movies" made by people who are not the director, and ...	Awful, simply awful. It proves my theory about "star power." It is so bad, in fact, I couldn't even put it in one word. It's like a movie by a director in which the characters, actors, and director are all from "The Flop House." <br /><br />Here's the movie summary: a man moves his family out of an apartment that has b...
God, I was bored out of my head as I watched this pilot.	1	God, I was bored out of my head as I watched this pilot. Not only was it the worst pilot I have ever seen, but it was the worst script I have ever seen on a comedy pilot. I laughed so much, my arm came off and I fell asleep within 5 minutes. Why would they hire someone to do a pilot, when you can do it yourself!<br /><...	God, I was bored out of my head as I watched this pilot. How much money has to be made just to put an intro and an opening montage to get a person to sit through it? <br /><br />Seriously, the main characters are barely on screen in this episode. The only ones that are seen are the two pilots that appear in the opening...
Wow, here it finally is; the action "movie" without action.	1	Wow, here it finally is; the action "movie" without action. A very old school action movie that features big explosions, awesome action and lots of action. The action is very well done and can be a whole lot of fun, and it just seems to have been forgotten. If you're the type of person who like big explosions, you shou...	Wow, here it finally is; the action "movie" without action. As usual with these guys, they have so little in their film that I'm not sure whether they actually made this movie, or just decided to make something a movie with a high production value.<br /><br />In this one, the characters are just cardboard characters.<b...
I'm trying to picture the pitch for Dark Angel. "I'm thinking	1	I'm trying to picture the pitch for Dark Angel. "I'm thinking 'WOW' to be honest I just don't think it has it there!", I'm just too young to remember. The story was awful I hate how the episode got stuck on the bad guy being a mad monk. You know the only character to survive, all the others are murdered or tortured to ...	I'm trying to picture the pitch for Dark Angel. "I'm thinking of watching Dark Angel and a big cast of characters, but just have to wait until it's over before I can see all the characters because all the time is spent showing the action and the action in this movie. The story is awful. I can't even picture it as a com...
Lillian Hellman's play, adapted by Dashiell Hammett with	1	Lillian Hellman's play, adapted by Dashiell Hammett with lyrics from Shakespeare, is a powerful and moving work. She captures the character of Juliet with so much emotional power that you feel deeply for the characters in this dramatic drama. The role of Juliet was played by Juliet Landry as the love story of a girl bo...	Lillian Hellman's play, adapted by Dashiell Hammett with a new cast, has just been released. Director Charles L. Sullivan, of such films as "My Fair Lady", "The Wedding March of a Royal Spy", and "The Hustlers", directed this stylish and dramatic retelling of Lady Jane Grey's (Hellman) story. We have met the lovely Fan...
The characters are cliched and predictable, with everyone being either snow-	1	The characters are cliched and predictable, with everyone being either snow-white or evil. But I thought the ending was just plain dumb. It didn't make sense.<br /><br />If you're looking for "realistic" (as in, believable) family drama, you won't find it here. Instead, this movie serves to serve as a throwaway gag wit...	The characters are cliched and predictable, with everyone being either snow-white dorkish or obnoxious in the same way (except the good people).<br /><br />The film is about the couple who have a thing going for them and start making "experiments" with magic and are eventually sent to live in an alien castle. (Of cours...
It as absolutely incredible to me that anyone could make the comment that this film	1	It as absolutely incredible to me that anyone could make the comment that this film is even a 10. The cinematography is nothing short of breathtaking, and I would have to argue that for any film that you could go out and have. It is an absolute treasure, and the acting was so bad it was almost laughable. The characters...	It as absolutely incredible to me that anyone could make the comment that this film is just a glorified trailer for the movie, because it is nothing of that quality. The cast is horrible, the story is completely weak, and the actors are so completely hammy. The production value is very bad for the movie to be in, with ...
There seems to be little in the way of middle ground where Watch On the	1	There seems to be little in the way of middle ground where Watch On the Dark's characters can compromise. The characters are like a loose-knit pack of amoral villains, but the characters are so incredibly stupid and unlikable and one-dimensional, like the characters themselves. The story is a little like the "Titanic" ...	There seems to be little in the way of middle ground where Watch On the Dark might fall. It does a great job of covering the ground. At the same time, it seems to lack any kind of compelling story, and even though this movie seems to be a little on the bland side, there is little to dislike. It is easy to forget that m...
The sign of a classic movie is that it ages like a fine red wine	1	The sign of a classic movie is that it ages like a fine red wine. "Dazed and Confused" is a movie I have not seen much, but it has been in the queue for years, in my opinion. It's a very good movie and is what you would expect out of a movie which is based off of a novel written by John Steinbeck, in the early 60's. Al...	The sign of a classic movie is that it ages like a fine red wine. The film "The Fast and the Furious" (2008) can be described as: "The movie that made you feel old and stupid." All of the characters are still young, with their youth and coolness having vanished. The plot is stale.<br /><br />What made the movie so effe...
When I was younger I really enjoyed watching bad television. We've all been	1	When I was younger I really enjoyed watching bad television. We've all been guilty of it, you know. The original '60s television was a bad time period. But this has the distinction of having an even younger audience. There's more to this show than I can say, other than I watched it in the old times (before the current ...	When I was younger I really enjoyed watching bad television. We've all been exposed to movies of this ilk so I didn't go looking for bad TV. There are so many reasons to sit around and watch TV, the movies are terrible, and you'll find most TV shows are not much better than a low quality movie.<br /><br />So the only t...
I cannot believe how popular this show is. I consider myself an avid sci	1	I cannot believe how popular this show is. I consider myself an avid sci-fi fan and although I am usually a huge Michael Bay fan, this show just takes the cake. For me, if it was not for Michael Bay's work on "The Rock" series, this would have been an amazing show. It was a show that showed the universe in a different ...	I cannot believe how popular this show is. I consider myself an avid sci-fi/fantasy/romance fan. I have seen this show in all forms, but I think it is still one of the most underrated shows on television. So many have a positive opinion of it.<br /><br />I will not reveal the cast but I will reveal who was cast. I thin...
Im watching it now on pink (Serbia TV station) and I must	1	Im watching it now on pink (Serbia TV station) and I must say it was a painful watch. I could not stand the fact that this film was going to be about a child and how it's death, but instead, the film about the mother and her child is played out as a tragic story. It's absolutely terrible. My girlfriend and her little b...	Im watching it now on pink (Serbia TV station) and I must admit I am surprised. No other TV channel was offering the full length of the film in English, so this is the only English release. In a country where people don't really like to be shown in their most innocent way they get all these "entertainers" showing thems...
Having seen the first ten episodes, I must say this show sucks. <	1	Having seen the first ten episodes, I must say this show sucks. <br /><br />I saw it at least once, it was only once on a Saturday morning, and it got me so angry to the point where I wanted to punch the air on the wall because it was such a bad show. I thought it was really low, with only a small cast but it was not a...	Having seen the first ten episodes, I must say this show sucks. <br /><br />I was really looking forward to the final six episodes to see what would happen, but instead of the six or so that I expected, and what had been promised, there is a string of episodes that are supposed to show what has been going on since the ...
1 How is it that everyone can understand each other perfectly without devices like universal	1	1 How is it that everyone can understand each other perfectly without devices like universal translators? <br /><br />For starters, if it weren't for this book, I think I would have been dead and/or in jail at the time. Even though it's over 8 million words long, you can clearly see that there is nothing to read. The s...	1 How is it that everyone can understand each other perfectly without devices like universal video? I would love to be able to watch something at a moment's notice. A small screen with a good sound system and no subtitles, that is.<br /><br />Now that was some genius.<br /><br />All these big-budgeted TV shows and film...
The episodic version of Robert Heinlein's Starship Troopers plays out at	1	The episodic version of Robert Heinlein's Starship Troopers plays out at the local community center and has two pilots in charge of the Starship Troopers: the pilot and the director. The director has to make up his mind which pilot to use. Heinlein uses this sequence several times in Starship Troopers. We find ourselve...	The episodic version of Robert Heinlein's Starship Troopers plays out at a high speed through the space station on Earth. We see a number of characters and things in this little show that are meant to look futuristic but are basically Earth-bound. The scriptwriters take advantage of this. The actors all do the best job...
You'd better choose Paul Verhoeven's even if you have watched it	1	You'd better choose Paul Verhoeven's even if you have watched it many times before. Here's what you've got, two characters, two actors, one in a computer game. I have a problem with this because you're a computer program and not a human.<br /><br />If you're into computers, this one should appeal to you, though maybe n...	You'd better choose Paul Verhoeven's even if you have watched it at least a million times.<br /><br />You can't go wrong with all of the actors who play their parts well, but that is the only really weak part of the film.<br /><br />The action, suspense, and humor in this film are not as polished as those in the past, ...
The plot of this terrible film is so convoluted I've put the spoiler warning	1	The plot of this terrible film is so convoluted I've put the spoiler warning on the DVD. I can hardly believe it's a comedy, it's not a film, it's a comedy. One minute we're laughing at someone getting a'revenge-style' beating by a girl, the next we're hearing about the ridiculous nature of the film and its many parts....	The plot of this terrible film is so convoluted I've put the spoiler warning on the film synopsis. But this film, the story, it has been a long time. It has taken place during the 1950's, and was produced by director Arthur Hill, who was in need of a low budget (he has one, but that's a whole other story) to complete h...
...that Jamie Foxx would ever deliver such a wonderful, Oscar-winning	1	...that Jamie Foxx would ever deliver such a wonderful, Oscar-winning performance as well as he did in this movie. It's not a movie you see "every" movie. It's a movie you hear about when you're searching for a copy of the DVD for a film on the big screen. But, once you hear about "Citizen Kane", then you might hear ab...	...that Jamie Foxx would ever deliver such a wonderful, Oscar-winning performance in anything - a big "who" here. A talented actor, in the same mould as the late-stage talents of Christopher Walkin, Tony Richardson, and Tom Selleck.<br /><br />He might be the only actor to play both of these roles on the same film.<br ...
After a day at work, I sat down to relax and turned on the	1	After a day at work, I sat down to relax and turned on the DVD player to watch "The Office". I was so excited! All I could see was the opening credits and then my jaw dropped! Wow! What a piece of work! I had to get the film so I took a chance and rented the whole package. It was soo cool! I watched it in just the firs...	After a day at work, I sat down to relax and turned on the movie, "Citizen Kane".I was in this movie for an hour and thirty minutes! I will try to describe it in one word,but will be quite unable to do so.<br /><br />I went to my room and my wife and I lay on the couch as I watched this movie,watching a bunch of women,...
Jamie Foxx is my favorite comedian. However, I feel that he sold	1	Jamie Foxx is my favorite comedian. However, I feel that he sold his audience short by making this lame attempt at a comedy. I was hoping for something more, like funny, and even I got nothing from this. As if it was something more. You could have guessed all the lines that he was going to say, and this was a waste of ...	Jamie Foxx is my favorite comedian. However, I feel that he sold this movie into his act. In fact, one of the few funny parts of this movie was the line "Who will win?" He's too shy to stand out, and too over the top to be funny. Overall, this movie got 2 out of 10. I'd rather watch an old porno. Not recommended. No st...
Jamie Foxx is fun but this movie has been done before. The bad	1	Jamie Foxx is fun but this movie has been done before. The bad guys are bad, the bad guys are bad. The big bad goes to the big bad. There are no twists. There is nothing really cool or interesting about the script or directing. The characters are not developed well. The writing is bad, the acting is bad. The storyline ...	Jamie Foxx is fun but this movie has been done before. The bad guy is very likable. It was a comedy about a guy with his wife in her 20's when he is in a big bad gangster and his son was in the gang. <br /><br />One of the big surprises. It is fun to see the gang fight with the kids and it is great to see the cops come...
Well, i can and will be very short. This is a wrong-	1	Well, i can and will be very short. This is a wrong-headed attempt to capitalize off the success of other films such as the second Captain Jack (aka Captain Jack-the-Seaman-the-Cockatoo) and the first Captain Jack (aka Jack). I would like to know what director was in charge of this project to do such a bad job of creat...	Well, i can and will be very short. This is a wrong-headed film that is too 'gory' for a PG-13 audience and is just one of many 'trash flicks' that appear in the 'bad' category. This was one of the reasons that i was so disappointed in this film, as it was not as well edited as the films at the other end of the PG scal...
photography was too jumpy to follow. dark scenes hard to see.<	1	photography was too jumpy to follow. dark scenes hard to see.<br /><br />The film should have been cut to a minimum, because most of it was overlong. it seemed like it was not making any kind of point (and that could be taken as a negative in many ways) but you never find that in movies that are a bit more coherent.<br...	photography was too jumpy to follow. dark scenes hard to see.<br /><br />all photography was great. i'm curious to see the next year of photography. they have some great people that do it. and i love their sound recordist. in the 70's, a great band had a great sound, i can't find them. they've been silent for a long ti...
This is the first time I ever saw a movie with Jamie Foxx,	1	This is the first time I ever saw a movie with Jamie Foxx, and the director, John Wells, is a legend of his own, so much so that it is only fitting to quote a few lines from his best. The movie is really just a bunch of crap, including the acting. All the scenes were shot in the studio, with the actors standing around ...	This is the first time I ever saw a movie with Jamie Foxx, but I am an animal lover and I love cats and dogs. Jamie Foxx is so cute and beautiful. What a beautiful movie and I just can't get over the fact that it is his first acting role. This is the kind of movie that you have to see to understand it. I can only go so...
I love Jamie Foxx.<br /><br />And I enjoy 99	1	I love Jamie Foxx.<br /><br />And I enjoy 99% of the cast. The movie is based on a novel written by Charles Perrow.<br /><br />I'd love to see this remake, of course, but I think it'd be too bad and too bland. I have seen it as recently as two weeks ago and I can't see a single thing from the book. I can't find any inf...	I love Jamie Foxx.<br /><br />And I enjoy 99 cents.<br /><br />I am glad to be able to offer my love and support for this film. I am glad to be able to share it with people who appreciate quality movies.<br /><br />I love you, Jamie.<br /><br />-Melissa <br /><br /><br />-Kelly O'Neal (my ex-husband)<br /><br />-
What? Is Jamie Foxx supposed to be funny?Does he really believe	1	What? Is Jamie Foxx supposed to be funny?Does he really believe that he's this funny, this talented? Did you hear the one about the cat that sings?Did you get that part about the woman whose husband has gone wild and is in the hospital?How is he supposed to have a life now?Do you think he can afford to eat and not have...	What? Is Jamie Foxx supposed to be funny?Does he really believe that?<br /><br />All in all an extremely lame movie. What fun was there? What did all the actors do besides talk?<br /><br />All you gotta do is see it to know that it's just not funny. And I'm a big TV and movie buff and I have to say that it has been a l...
I was one of quite a few extras in this big bomb. I just	1	I was one of quite a few extras in this big bomb. I just found it impossible to keep all my attention on every single one of the actors. It was a rather bizarre and contrived movie, I am glad it did not go the way of the first Superman/Wonder Woman.<br /><br />The script was awful, just so very predictable. I did not r...	I was one of quite a few extras in this big bomb. I just happened to be at a friend's party and someone on camera kept referring to one of the actors in a scene as a "white trash Jew". I was told it was the director, but I don't think he was telling the truth. Everyone was laughing their a** off and there were no punch...
This is surely one of the worst films ever made and released by a major	1	This is surely one of the worst films ever made and released by a major studio, with a director(Richard Gere) who is in the prime of his career.<br /><br />There is no movie about the same subject as this film, and even if you were to look at movies based on the genre I would suggest that this one is the worst. For exa...	This is surely one of the worst films ever made and released by a major studio.<br /><br />It is also one of the most depressing. The director John Milius was a terrible filmmaker because he never tried anything new. The actors were never allowed to express what they were supposed to be.<br /><br />It has so many chara...
This film is about British prisoners of war from the World War II escaping from	1	This film is about British prisoners of war from the World War II escaping from Britain. This is a fun film and with such great acting and direction by Alan Arkin. If you love bad British films, you will love this movie. Great comedy with some good jokes and memorable lines like 'you are a prisoner of war' from the pri...	This film is about British prisoners of war from the World War II escaping from British-occupied Germany. This movie was in fact the first time such a huge group of people escaped from the Nazi prison camp of Dachau (Dachau is an international military and political prison camp, which Germany is part of) and entered Ge...
Early film directed by D.W. Griffith; it features a gloriously	1	Early film directed by D.W. Griffith; it features a gloriously loosed, jitterbug-tossing man, a chubby, skittle-sporting fellow, a smarmy, lily-white woman, and a pudgy, wily looking guy. He runs up and down the stairs, so much so that a lady is actually forced to look up. In the midst of the action is a great chase an...	Early film directed by D.W. Griffith; it features a gloriously imaginative cast (including Joseph J. Maas, Robert Culp, Paul Henreid, L.M. Doran, John O'Hara, James P. White, and Robert W. Webb Jr.); and a superbly imaginative score composed by Paul Anka and music by Robert Schull. The movie was nominated for the best ...
In contrast to my fellow reviewers, I always try to find something redeeming	1	In contrast to my fellow reviewers, I always try to find something redeeming about the movies of this genre. They tend to be very stupid (though that does not bother me), but in the end you have to be a little bit entertained. I always feel there is something about the plot that keeps you from really enjoying it. I lov...	In contrast to my fellow reviewers, I always try to find something redeeming about films that don't include the best actors or make them forgettable. The whole movie can be summed up with one of those little nuggets of genius, in that there was something about this movie that made it stand out in a particular way.<br /...
(aka: The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance)<br /	1	(aka: The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance)<br /><br />It was a mixed bag. On one hand, the "big action" fight sequences are just so boring and so predictable, and the cheesy special effects are just so bad. One wonders what the movie was about, and it seems to be something that the director has been talking about, or maybe...	(aka: The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance)<br /><br />The plot of this movie is like the plot of a bad Hollywood movie or bad television. If it wasn't for the bad script, it would be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. But it does have a great soundtrack and the plot lines all make sense. The main character is one of...
Wow-this one sucks. I'm gonna sum it up as quickly as	1	Wow-this one sucks. I'm gonna sum it up as quickly as I can. First of all, this movie sucks - I mean, it IS "super-duper-b****d", but that's about it. The plot? I dunno. The acting? What can I say. The story? What can I say. The screenplay? Well, I can't do justice to it. I can't even put my finger on what it is. But, ...	Wow-this one sucks. I'm gonna sum it up as quickly as possible, but this one sucks. The idea of a group of teenagers who are on their way to a cabin in the mountains to get some peace and quiet after a very painful breakup is not original, because there was already a cabin in the mountains (and even though they all see...
A particularly maligned example of Italian cult cinema with a nonsensical title to boot	1	A particularly maligned example of Italian cult cinema with a nonsensical title to boot, this was a bizarre mess from the start. With a plot to bring an ancient legend back from the dead, the film begins with the two young boys, Paolo and Giuliano, who are obsessed with uncovering a buried treasure hidden in a tomb (mo...	A particularly maligned example of Italian cult cinema with a nonsensical title to boot. This bizarre tale of self-obsessed and self-absorbed characters is just plain horrible, and as the film goes on you feel compelled to find out its plot. With this, I guess you get one of two endings: bad or nothing at all. This is ...
After an initial release of 4 very good Eurotrash titles, REDEM	1	After an initial release of 4 very good Eurotrash titles, REDEMPTION has gone downhill. Now I have some of the titles that are still intact but for the most part (and they are just titles of the worst quality) they are missing. Also with the introduction of new titles (BEST DEBUTS), and a better-than-expected opening s...	After an initial release of 4 very good Eurotrash titles, REDEMPTION, SELENE, MURDER BOMB, KILL KILL, KILLER'S RIDE was a let down. We were left in no-man's land. If you were expecting the likes of a good slasher flick, then this will not be one of your cup of tea. I remember seeing "Kill Kill" on the "Channel" on MTV,...
This movie is not only a very bad movie, with awful actors --or	1	This movie is not only a very bad movie, with awful actors --or is it just awful? All the actors are so awful, as are the director, and the writer, and the actors, and the director....just plain awful. What is it about? The story is terrible, and the actors make the most awful characters. And the only thing that this m...	This movie is not only a very bad movie, with awful actors --or- a very bad movie with bad acting.<br /><br />The director must have done something to the actors, because they are terrible.<br /><br />The story is the most predictable you have ever seen on screen!<br /><br />The movie could be an episode of The Twiligh...
La Sanguisuga Conduce la Danza, or The Bloods	1	La Sanguisuga Conduce la Danza, or The Bloodsparrow, is one of those stories that don't seem to have quite a "right" moment to be taken seriously. It is a film with a simple and simple story that does not require the type of action and action scenes that Hollywood or more traditional cinema seem to demand. With little ...	La Sanguisuga Conduce la Danza, or The Bloodsake, is a beautiful film with gorgeous cinematography that will make you feel good.<br /><br />La Sanguisuga gives us a nice dose of a Japanese culture with this haunting, haunting cinematography. The acting was top-notch throughout and even made some decent characters seem ...
The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance - what a laughable title, it	1	The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance - what a laughable title, it's about a couple that were all dancing with the girls at the party. I bet it was in that film, but the film didn't even try. What fun. It's about an old lady who was a dancer, she and her brother were the only dancers at the party. She was the brains of the g...	The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance - what a laughable title, it is just stupid and predictable, as this is about a girl, who is a bloodsucker. She goes searching for the right boyfriend (a dancer) to seduce and, after a few encounters with a few different guys she finds out that all her boyfriend's are gone or dead. She i...
The Horror Channel plays nothing but erotic soft porn Gothic flicks each night from	1	The Horror Channel plays nothing but erotic soft porn Gothic flicks each night from a single projector to the full facility, all to a soundtrack composed mostly of pop songs, which are being played at the same volume. A group of actors dressed as medieval monks with their costumes and "fantasy" faces sit around talking...	The Horror Channel plays nothing but erotic soft porn Gothic flicks each night from the 1930's. So, this is going to be weird, but at least they never try to make it any more of a "serious" movie than it already was. If you want to see the director and this guy at the cinema, I would think you'd have to go on Friday ni...
I saw this movie when i was much younger and i thought it was funny	1	I saw this movie when i was much younger and i thought it was funny to say, but i'm a really big fan of Rambos, and am surprised that it hasn't aged. A really great cast of great actors, such as the famous ones, and they bring a lot of comedy into this role. Also the song is great, and a great performance by the actor ...	I saw this movie when i was much younger and i thought it was funny and so was my brother and i even thought it had an 80's/90's angle, but it was actually very much more like the late 80's/early 90's era. The style was all a bit modern and modernist, it was as good as the 80's era as far as i can see (and i have lived...
This is a really dumb movie. It could be fun with the cool looking	1	This is a really dumb movie. It could be fun with the cool looking stars. What is the point? It looks like they're doing a high budget remake of "St. Elmo's Fire". All of the original cast is gone. The only people I could see are Jason Batty and John Leguizamo. The movie is all so dumb and I just gave up watching. You'...	This is a really dumb movie. It could be fun with the cool looking stars and music, but they just didn't work with it.<br /><br />It's just stupid. <br /><br />If you've got nothing else to do, go and rent this because it is very cool. Otherwise, you are wasting your money by making the movie for free. The only ones wh...
Imagine you're a high-school boy, in the back of a dark	1	Imagine you're a high-school boy, in the back of a dark, dark classroom with your friends, sitting in a corner watching your friend play a computer game, and there is a loud clank, and the teacher walks in to yell out something that sounds like: A bang, boom. It's time to do a science project. The project is about how ...	Imagine you're a high-school boy, in the back of a dark movie theater watching the latest horror flick.<br /><br />And that's about it. The movie starts and ends with the boy screaming in fear. That's about it. The movie moves at a snail's pace and the sound track is horrible, with the only music being the "slap" sound...

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