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The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there, is me. |
Mike is so sweet omg \ud83d\ude0a |
throwback to when i went to islippppp lolll |
I've sneezed at least 100 times today, I think I'm getting sick. hahaha @LindseyEverson1 |
@vanessa_onc My son didn't sleep through the night unt he was 3. I expect this. Cosleeping helps a bit. |
She got so emotional omg miley is queen #AMAs |
OH MY GOD. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME |
@mwylie07 we need to have a chat about Boyce! #collegesearching |
Karma a bitch @FrankyCriscione |
@AshlynOlson1 lmao tough girl ashes |
To think that I will be making about $150 a day blows my mind. I make $150 in a week a Better Val-U. Big changes are coming my way-horoscope |
38.3 seconds left. |
it sucks we want what we cant hve |
#Tenliberal commandments Get indoctrinated, get your media credentials, and prop up a career academic who knows nothing about the economy |
@obrien_brenna @tannman13 BAHA |
@Bonnie_BadAss72 toga? |
@MissSchwab422 can your new nickname be DUBSTEP HUNNY?! |
@MindyGatrell I'll bring you some tomorrow! I made a lot :) |
I just haven't met you yet |
Watching oceans eleven \ud83d\udc4d |
Skillet makes me so happy \ud83d\ude33 |
@justinxwalters @connorxharg kids and there record players these days |
Football with the old man>>>> |
Red Sox game today \ud83d\ude0d |
In love with that song |
Eos is a lifesaver. \u2764 |
@Tiraynan Thank you. |
Dear god, @HonestToddler is the greatest ever. Sorry about your ice cream, lil buddy. |
why is it so cold though. |
@meganmarconyak have you been to @ATRRVA ...American tap room yet? |
@BrittneyBowling @trujillowill @slavefeet13 thanks means more than you think . |
Christmas movie day #YaKnowWhatImSayin |
@Tiff_Franco welcome\ud83d\ude18 have a fantastic day! I won't be there in 6th hour |
I'm pretty sure the saying is April SHOWERS bring May flowers; Not April downpours mixed with hail and wind. Get it right mother nature. \ud83d\ude12\u2614 |
@x_annasophia then come to the rock of your ancestors |
Totally amazed at how well this town came together to help all the kids for Christmas. I love helping people, makes me smile to see smiles. |
Worst day :( |
@KKSOsafe @AngelaMaiers what about corporations soliciting youth? |
I. Hate. You. |
@fucktyler why'd you fucking release goblin? fuck you. i hate you, you ruined my fucking life omg stop playing bimmer, ifhy so bad. god byex |
@Nicole_nj \ud83d\ude37 |
i thought for once i wouldn't have to feel guilty for wanting what i want. but without fail, i always do. |
What is life |
Dead ass phone from All these group messages |
After it's all said and done you find out who your friends are. |
My boss now thinks I'm lying to myself when I say I'm straight |
I can't believe it's already December! Time goes by so fast! |
Why is middle of the night tv better than morning tv it really sucks!!!!! |
@live_love_Carly it's adorable tho!\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d |
Boys are just as bad when it comes to drama as girls.\nI swear to god. |
@MarMar520 heyyyy. Text me. 540-471-7792 |
I cringe when girls say they want to go into the medical field and they have no common sense or desire to help people. #scarey |
The word is \easy\" LOOK IT UP! And you'll see a picture of that piece of trash rid in' 'round in your pickup truck!" |
Like I'm so happy. That was so nice. \ud83d\udc95 |
@antman_forever not even close |
@QuinnFugate @KatelynGollaher I was in the car for those 5 sec to McDonalds, my life flashed before my eyes. |
There, they're, and their. |
@SithLordArn I made it about halfway through the movie. I'm going to play Soul Calibur now and watch the rest tomorrow. |
Mermaids! |
@FayetteSFSP @cbcfamily anytime!! |
If I don't sleep now, I'll never wake up tmrw morning for class. |
Livid |
Back at the house after a nice motorcycle ride, time for a cold Leinenkugel & a little relaxation before calling it a night... |
Ugh why the fuck did I wake up so early? |
@TurnerKasey Awwww! I always love seeing you! \ud83d\ude01\u2764\u2764\u2764 |
Passes my drug test :) |
Facebook provides all the best material |
I love havin a daughter |
I'm so excited for college it's indescribable |
This weather is insane! |
Why do I even bother... |
Alright then |
Bama vs Auburn game tonight is so bad. They should both be moved to Upward. |
@SamNewmann when do we have to be at the field? |
The moment you stop being so desperate, you'll get what you deserve. |
Looking forward to this 3 day weekend |
When there's not an svu marathon on tv my whole day feels incomplete |
My judgement has been way off today..ran into so many things |
Make the best of what you have when you have it because you never know when it might be gone. |
It's not like the Redskins are paying me or something.. |
@N_Walsh34 yeah that sounds about right haha I just came to the conclusion ill never be good at it |
#MyWeakness McDonald's chicken nuggets. McDonald's #8 meal. McDonald's fries. & McDonald's sweet chili \ud83d\ude0d |
@TommyDeeTKB @Delblogo Novak/brewer for Dudley may improve that area though. Brewer is mia and Novak is inconsistent. |
Hopes @kennedydnae78 is happy now that i sent her an invitation.... |
@ashleey_brianna i thought you were friends with her? |
@badamczyk5 how was that run this morning? |
Eff class. I wanna dance in the rainnn |
I hate when I close my tumblr app and lose my place in my feed \ud83d\ude24 |
I just the girl next door. |
One day though! |
Eating my weight in sushi last night may have been a mistake. Feeling rough |
if only i didn't have all of my core classes today and i could've stayed home :( |
The buried life>>> |
@Nicholaspkirby @reds_bengals513 They'd probably want a little more if they're taking on all of Phillips' deal. |
@Reick_613 the act of appropriating the literary composition of another author as his or her own work, @foledelphia |
I wish @MeganDabondanza brought us Nutella sandwiches again like yesterday \ud83d\ude0b |
Don't. Want. To. Go. To. Work. |
@_taylor_warner lol im going with that one girl from algonac;) hahaha |
\I gotta see you tonight.\"" |
@JESSIEmacburney I don't want to come home :( |
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