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That's annoying \ud83d\udc4f
At least @TrevorDukey gets to go on a date with his boyfriend..
Like I dot even remember the last time somebody smoked me out.. That's bullshit
I hate all of our customers
Shin splints<<<<<< #AthleteProbs
@Cszado next spring I am
@OriginalPanda1 yessir
@tyJayGeary you mean \ud83d\udcaa
I feel a nap comming on.
@kaymarmur @breemonsta \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
Eddy sucks in challenges so much, it's time for him to go #Survivor
not even gonna lie. id rather see @PaigeHathaway and @jseltzz on that stage tonight
@KristinaNeel lol , yea . Ahh that was you ?
@constokley he also likes nutcracker soup @JackStokley \ud83d\ude02
Subway \ud83d\ude0b
I'm already tired of hearing about this movie.
@Gmos_17 @LaCie_Cauffman \ud83d\ude09
my mom won't let me take a car over here and I don't help me pay for a bus ticket...I don't have money to pay for 4 $70 tickets in 2 weeks
@mattieschaw were you at the game last night?
My thighs are getting so big it literally disgusts me
Victoria's Secret panties... Duh
I love being busy with mixing work
Is it sad that I thought \To Kill a Mockingbird\" was called \"Tequila Mockingbird\"? \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude02"
@mcrisever thanks for the retweet, each time I am honored :)
You are someone else. I am still right here.
I am so tired.
And I don't see how you could ever be anything but mine \ud83d\ude18\u2764 @Pav412
@SuperDuckin fucking gross dude I won't ever look at her the same \ud83d\ude48
shark week can end anytime now.. #OverIt
when september comes around, I am gonna grow out a fro, pornstache and mutton chops in preparation for anchorman 2 in December #ilovelamp
He knows I'm in a bad mood, yet continues to fuck with me. Someone's gonna get beat.
OH WAIT
@NotoriousDCE omg. Quit it!!
Ain't no rest for the wicked til we close our eyes for good
@Jonnagoss2016 it is
@jamyers3125 @stlcards314 he struggled post season.... Regular season.... Spring training... He's not as good as you are wanting him to be.
@BAbyFace_Davis and two, obviously there is only one. I was saying she could try and fill her shoes in soccer and stuff now that we are gone
So going to sleep right now....
When anything monogram pops up on my tumblr dash. #goaway where did you even come from \ud83d\ude16
@Shynanna14 Gordmans!!
Reminiscing on fat girl pictures.. Can't believe I looked like that \ud83d\ude33
I am going to the winter dance, now to find a date. If I have to I'll just take my cat...\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude02\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udc31
@bennyjamesmusic eminem space bound
My dad and @waterbutton are bros now that Alex ate five spicy pickles and they bonded over loving spicy goods. My dad calls him brotha.
Ew gross no
What
My horoscope is honestly always so accurate
Please think before you speak
I literally just saved me and Emily's life. She will appreciate it when she wakes up \ud83d\ude2e
forgot my fuckin headphones
Ugh I hate it when people say Calwell. like, that's not the name. there's a D...
So excited to rule over Canal Days tomorrow with my queen-ness. \ud83d\udc51
The things I'd do for Applebee's right now
\Lately I've been having too much trouble remembering what to say\" hahaha oh Leigh \ud83d\ude02"
#MaleLies I've changed
god I'll never get a 1/4 or 1/5
Camp or volleyball*
@AndrewWengerr Text me
@LizzieSchlosss @BrooklynLiesch @ElizabethKuhn5 I texted you
Who wants my 6,000!?
@WWLP22News The website has been down for at least 2 days; so many of us won't make the deadline. Thanks guys!
@Kylee_Pierce_ I DID KYLEE DANG
I love being ignored.
Planning a trip to okaboji with @kyrsten_luv hmu if you care to join \ud83d\ude01 #drunkfest
tell me why, why..
\@24jacobs: Dont see any carolina fans,talking?\" Lol ikr"
Baked chicken, baked potatoes, and green beans.\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c
@bmurdock36 I miss you even more!! btw you looked beautiful Friday night! come down Saturday! love youuu! :)
Thankful for Trenton bc he understands me better than a lot of people.
Ready for my brother to come home so I can kill some zombies \ud83d\ude01\ud83c\udfae
But it meant the troopers' #vision was returning.
..three sizes too large for me, while trying to keep my ego from tearing the seams of this gross beanie I\u2019ve been wearing for the past year.
I hate life
Haha, you're so funny.
Living by yourself is fucking phenomenal. Until you really and truly need someone to talk to and you realize you're completely alone
I just want to be on my own
It feels really weird to not be getting stuff around for school tomorrow.. #BitterSweet
#AllThatMatters
@kaitlynweaverr either way , text me !
@hgfhg100 haha definitely first world probs
@ZeldaRulesAllXo go to bed.
the feeling is so strange
Poker face came on... Holy throwback
@Matt3G__ you're boring
Knowing I'll not get to see you again for a long time is painful.
The soda machine at work was out of dr. pepper today so I was like what is even the meaning of life anymore
Well that was odd. Haha
She took the last good one @ali_paige2016 #legit #toocute
Waking up at 12:30 feeling like I'm hungover. Even though I was the only sober one last night >>>>> anything
@_rachaelkayy I didn't!!!!
My roommate just told me \Seriously, you need to go have rehabilitation from the addiction you have to your phone.\" \ud83d\ude02 I'm dying right now!"
@dannyyboyy4 I hope you're joking
Can you shut up
Planes took over
Like you would expect me to have a sparkly phone case or something but no. It's black.
So how long is it gonna take them to rebuild are public pool
I refried my French fries from earlier and dem bitch taste lik new
Guys overreact just as much as girls do #tbh #reallytho
@AnnSofieDaniels Det t\u00e4nker inte jag spekulera i, men det \u00e4r iallafall just det Assagne st\u00e5r \u00e5talad f\u00f6r. Han tog av sig kondomen under samla
Lol at the thirsty shoe salesman.