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That's annoying \ud83d\udc4f |
At least @TrevorDukey gets to go on a date with his boyfriend.. |
Like I dot even remember the last time somebody smoked me out.. That's bullshit |
I hate all of our customers |
Shin splints<<<<<< #AthleteProbs |
@Cszado next spring I am |
@OriginalPanda1 yessir |
@tyJayGeary you mean \ud83d\udcaa |
I feel a nap comming on. |
@kaymarmur @breemonsta \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
Eddy sucks in challenges so much, it's time for him to go #Survivor |
not even gonna lie. id rather see @PaigeHathaway and @jseltzz on that stage tonight |
@KristinaNeel lol , yea . Ahh that was you ? |
@constokley he also likes nutcracker soup @JackStokley \ud83d\ude02 |
Subway \ud83d\ude0b |
I'm already tired of hearing about this movie. |
@Gmos_17 @LaCie_Cauffman \ud83d\ude09 |
my mom won't let me take a car over here and I don't help me pay for a bus ticket...I don't have money to pay for 4 $70 tickets in 2 weeks |
@mattieschaw were you at the game last night? |
My thighs are getting so big it literally disgusts me |
Victoria's Secret panties... Duh |
I love being busy with mixing work |
Is it sad that I thought \To Kill a Mockingbird\" was called \"Tequila Mockingbird\"? \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude02" |
@mcrisever thanks for the retweet, each time I am honored :) |
You are someone else. I am still right here. |
I am so tired. |
And I don't see how you could ever be anything but mine \ud83d\ude18\u2764 @Pav412 |
@SuperDuckin fucking gross dude I won't ever look at her the same \ud83d\ude48 |
shark week can end anytime now.. #OverIt |
when september comes around, I am gonna grow out a fro, pornstache and mutton chops in preparation for anchorman 2 in December #ilovelamp |
He knows I'm in a bad mood, yet continues to fuck with me. Someone's gonna get beat. |
OH WAIT |
@NotoriousDCE omg. Quit it!! |
Ain't no rest for the wicked til we close our eyes for good |
@Jonnagoss2016 it is |
@jamyers3125 @stlcards314 he struggled post season.... Regular season.... Spring training... He's not as good as you are wanting him to be. |
@BAbyFace_Davis and two, obviously there is only one. I was saying she could try and fill her shoes in soccer and stuff now that we are gone |
So going to sleep right now.... |
When anything monogram pops up on my tumblr dash. #goaway where did you even come from \ud83d\ude16 |
@Shynanna14 Gordmans!! |
Reminiscing on fat girl pictures.. Can't believe I looked like that \ud83d\ude33 |
I am going to the winter dance, now to find a date. If I have to I'll just take my cat...\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude02\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udc31 |
@bennyjamesmusic eminem space bound |
My dad and @waterbutton are bros now that Alex ate five spicy pickles and they bonded over loving spicy goods. My dad calls him brotha. |
Ew gross no |
What |
My horoscope is honestly always so accurate |
Please think before you speak |
I literally just saved me and Emily's life. She will appreciate it when she wakes up \ud83d\ude2e |
forgot my fuckin headphones |
Ugh I hate it when people say Calwell. like, that's not the name. there's a D... |
So excited to rule over Canal Days tomorrow with my queen-ness. \ud83d\udc51 |
The things I'd do for Applebee's right now |
\Lately I've been having too much trouble remembering what to say\" hahaha oh Leigh \ud83d\ude02" |
#MaleLies I've changed |
god I'll never get a 1/4 or 1/5 |
Camp or volleyball* |
@AndrewWengerr Text me |
@LizzieSchlosss @BrooklynLiesch @ElizabethKuhn5 I texted you |
Who wants my 6,000!? |
@WWLP22News The website has been down for at least 2 days; so many of us won't make the deadline. Thanks guys! |
@Kylee_Pierce_ I DID KYLEE DANG |
I love being ignored. |
Planning a trip to okaboji with @kyrsten_luv hmu if you care to join \ud83d\ude01 #drunkfest |
tell me why, why.. |
\@24jacobs: Dont see any carolina fans,talking?\" Lol ikr" |
Baked chicken, baked potatoes, and green beans.\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c |
@bmurdock36 I miss you even more!! btw you looked beautiful Friday night! come down Saturday! love youuu! :) |
Thankful for Trenton bc he understands me better than a lot of people. |
Ready for my brother to come home so I can kill some zombies \ud83d\ude01\ud83c\udfae |
But it meant the troopers' #vision was returning. |
..three sizes too large for me, while trying to keep my ego from tearing the seams of this gross beanie I\u2019ve been wearing for the past year. |
I hate life |
Haha, you're so funny. |
Living by yourself is fucking phenomenal. Until you really and truly need someone to talk to and you realize you're completely alone |
I just want to be on my own |
It feels really weird to not be getting stuff around for school tomorrow.. #BitterSweet |
#AllThatMatters |
@kaitlynweaverr either way , text me ! |
@hgfhg100 haha definitely first world probs |
@ZeldaRulesAllXo go to bed. |
the feeling is so strange |
Poker face came on... Holy throwback |
@Matt3G__ you're boring |
Knowing I'll not get to see you again for a long time is painful. |
The soda machine at work was out of dr. pepper today so I was like what is even the meaning of life anymore |
Well that was odd. Haha |
She took the last good one @ali_paige2016 #legit #toocute |
Waking up at 12:30 feeling like I'm hungover. Even though I was the only sober one last night >>>>> anything |
@_rachaelkayy I didn't!!!! |
My roommate just told me \Seriously, you need to go have rehabilitation from the addiction you have to your phone.\" \ud83d\ude02 I'm dying right now!" |
@dannyyboyy4 I hope you're joking |
Can you shut up |
Planes took over |
Like you would expect me to have a sparkly phone case or something but no. It's black. |
So how long is it gonna take them to rebuild are public pool |
I refried my French fries from earlier and dem bitch taste lik new |
Guys overreact just as much as girls do #tbh #reallytho |
@AnnSofieDaniels Det t\u00e4nker inte jag spekulera i, men det \u00e4r iallafall just det Assagne st\u00e5r \u00e5talad f\u00f6r. Han tog av sig kondomen under samla |
Lol at the thirsty shoe salesman. |
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