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Hey, at least the Packers won. |
First 5 hours back home and I'm already back to the overnight subway shift. I'm not prepared. |
I could NOT pick between these three. |
\If it seems like it's too good to be true, it probably is.\" -My Muhfuckin' Mom!" |
@Cris_tian_ everyone says that ad I've never watched it, I probably should haha. |
@sierrawilkk No such thing. \ud83d\ude0a |
Dont even know what to do with this shit anymore. |
DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO TO CONEY ISLAND RIGHT NOW |
@ashleyfelman same sista, hopefully we meet some sexy drunk men that will be extremely willing to buy us booze \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udf7b |
You look stupid |
That was the worse dream ever.. |
The 2015 Mustangs look like terrorist mobiles. #UGLY |
@trevorcarpenter definitely not. Steelers. |
Casual Fridays for geno. Love it. Welcome to New York |
@FoxxyDanni beiber is just banking on what fame he has right now, in a few years hell end up like timberlake and the backstreet boys |
first time in a while im falling asleep with a smile on my face |
There sure is a lot of old people at sonic in henryetta. Old people must love corn dogs here. |
@PaigeBellman @kmrbieber @mccluer_carlee @Kgarmatter @hannahroof41 tonight?!?! |
@neilaj19 what's this devil look like |
@baileykdonovan and that is the answer I was looking for \ud83d\ude4c who else is gonna tell brittney pinkowski she's adopted?? |
Hate the Polar Express so damn much. |
@calimikey dang that was hard to guess |
I need someone who excites me like you cann |
Not a good idea to be watching Michael Myers right before bed \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48 |
I just want things to be different... |
Just thinking about my dad makes me wanna ball |
@Lizzzaarrdd hahahahahahha. Yeah my brothers friends are kinda creepy. Some of them are cool though. |
How cute. Lolololol #irritated |
@Blacksept69 that's not lack of IQ then. |
@lexiebeverly16 it's mediocre at best |
How can I get so fucked up and still remember everything? #weird #goodtho |
I love you babe, happy 8 months \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18 @NickRichards__ |
Dang I left my stash in my car! |
The only reason I am drinking tonight is to get the \warm blanket\" effect that alcohol gives you because it's fucking cold in my house" |
@IronicallyGay worlds of fun? |
It's a beautiful Sunday, and what makes it even MORE beautiful is that it's not a school night\u263a\ufe0f |
Today was a good day. Tonight was better than good. \ud83d\ude0f |
@taylorblakeman \ud83d\udc4etheirs always acro \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude09 |
@max_allen02 I hate math that much |
BALL GAME!! FISH WIN! |
Farewell Kenny Powers, farewell.... |
Just the thought of having to work <<<< |
Only person you can ever count on is yourself. |
I hate how iMessage sometimes never works \ud83d\ude21 |
45 minutes behind at the doctors office... #sweet |
Jon and I were two seconds from completely fist fighting |
OMG TAYLOR SHOULD I MAKE COOKIES BROWNIES SO WE CAN EAT THEM TOMORROW??? |
@zakecarr plays for Heelan |
I honestly feel like I have made no changes <<<< |
I might as well just fucking stay up... Why can't I sleep \ud83d\ude22 |
Why do I always have to work on the most beautiful days \ud83d\ude14 |
Alright I'm gonna get dressed now |
SORRY IM JUST TRYNA BE CIVIL |
@madison_phillip Liam.....\ud83d\ude14 |
You have people out there worrying bout when there next meal is coming and sleeping out in the cold tonight. Prays go out to all them \ud83d\ude4f |
The #SunBelt looks like they are playing in a high school gym |
Holy cow.. It rains in Iowa!! #damn |
Really nervous about this doctors appointment... |
@Nicc_Nak i have a story to tell you !!!!! |
@ItsJaydeBitch yeah I'm here with no one |
@laurrranderson your the best \ud83d\ude18 |
@Margaret920 this is so true |
my mom makes herselfcrack up by making her toes cramp #ewwmom |
I think I just smelled something for the first time in my life\ud83d\ude33 |
This is such a throwback when me and @claire_reffitt would fight over who has more BBM contacts...#ImWinning |
Life is a dog's dream. #freaksandgeeks marathon all day |
#NoOneLikesYou |
Lol you haven't talked to me in 2 months... why did that happen |
the fact that i dont have to get up at 5:30 in the a.m. >>>>> |
University of Louisville |
I love chinese food |
@jfuent19 coach wanted me to send a picture of you guys to make sure you were behaving. You caught, me yell at him..sorry you're camera shy |
I know ha |
@stdshelb @mai_uh_ basically don't fuq with us when it comes to open mic night...bring it white gurl |
@krissywojcinski kinda but not really! |
Coming home to my dog running and jumpinh on me is the best thing ever #puppylove |
Paul said the greatest gift is love, can you imagine what would happen if we competed in loving others like we compete in everything else:) |
@_Southern_Pearl what an asshole. |
@erica_xox ill call you in 5 |
this summer is gunna be INSANE, i can already tell |
Putting skinny jeans on right after getting them out of the dryer has got to be one of the worst thing ever. \ud83d\udd2b |
Fun. Time! |
@lee_leeraider why?\ud83d\ude02 |
Words can't describe how happy I am we don't have school tomorrow. #ihatehighschool |
If they hate you, they're probably jealous of you. \ud83d\udc4c |
Workout tiiiiiime #addicted |
Fucking hate my moms boyfriend |
Skipped school so that I could lay around and do nothing But wait, I have to rush to florence for my mom work 11-4 then work 5-7 WHATS LIFE |
I want a marriage that is used to proclaim His kingdom. |
@harleyyoungling @jacey_makaye_ so glad I seen you and @kbooty_96 toooo. Love you guyzzzz \u2764\ud83d\ude18 |
@CBruet15 jeans are good for a solid month if you ask me |
Take a hint |
Text bombing @cheyaker trying to make her feel better > |
I like to see him say that in person like I would have. |
#FreshmanAdvice if your little dramatic fights cause us to lose our phones, your first high school experience will be a living hell. |
@juginn that's good try and find some time to relax and maybe watch some football. |
I think everyone just got Connor's snapchat.. |
@Sindiewen You can always order physical copies online. I'm holding out for the compilations myself. Volume 1 was awesome. |
@Sammyy_J_ let's do something Tuesday |
@Abby_Holloway3 slut |
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