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@AmberElaina I had a Pumpkin Pie blizzard today |
@DoubleX_Lexx is cool |
@RyannLakelyn rude |
@TheFlyestJD im gonna go again in a couple of weeks! I love it! |
Driving back to Nebraska... |
@m_gadreau I hope you are doing well pretty girl, how's everything going? |
Do not feel good. |
@TommyC357 I saw you on Friday. |
Last name ever first name greatest |
@That_Runner15 did you make state |
Dozing off on the way to work probably means it's gonna be a long night |
@petit_kristen last 2 tweets are so true |
Wait.... so what is tomorrow? ? |
Today is going to be rough |
Okay, @NikkiLoomis9 we have to finish this pitcher in A HALF HOUR #cheers \ud83c\udf7b |
Why don't you make like a tree, and get the hell outta here!! #BackToTheFuture |
I love you @AdamGreene6 |
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That was a routine pop-fly #piratessuck |
It actually feels like summer today. |
Throwing down for the very last time this weekend. |
I actually got a decent amount of sleep last night lmao |
Surround yourself with greatness |
@DavidGjonajj and I have 10% and u posted that 10 seconds ago.. |
@NoVinSky_SCx5 they beat everyone in the beginning of the year idk what's going on with them |
I just need to sleep for the next like 3 days |
@Q_Man_21 no man I am cause it's pointless |
Don't bring us into school if you're just gonna herd us into the cafeteria |
I'd rather spend the entire day at planet than anywhere else #homeawayfromhome |
Just sat in the bank drive through for 10 mins while the lady awkwardly looked at me & finally asked if she could help me. Uh duh? \ud83d\ude11 |
@FrannieMaeRocks Completely agree. They don't realize we don't want mad drama, we want the cuteness that Livid got. |
@notch thanks for reminding me! Have to DVR it. |
@bonneur lmfao! I don't think hula girl or cactus jack can lift a quick fill... Just sayin \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\ude0f |
\This might be illegal...\"" |
@HoosierLottery @Colts I love #ColtsNation because their owner @JimIrsay is such a generous person and it's a classy organization |
I seriously think I'm gonna stop drinking. I ALWAYS get such a bad emotional \hangover\" the next day. Why in the fuck am I so sad? \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude12" |
@TheMannZacc I've put thought in to this one, I like the sentimental surprise and I think your mom would too!! |
I'm only as strong as my internet signal. |
At least 302 times |
@a_thompson726 you aren't ignorant, you're just an idiot. \ud83d\udc81 |
It's never enough to say I'm sorry |
This cough has got to go . \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude24 |
Dinner \u263a @mackwhite1994 |
Choosing between Michigan and Louisville is like choosing between two shit sandwiches. I'll starve first. #nothankyou. #bbn. |
Goddamn. SO MANY AWKWARD MOMENTS. |
I want you so bad but you make me feel meaningless |
People and guns hahaha #giveitup |
@PrinceAladdin10 Although, batman wasn't much of a bball player |
#CallOutSomebodyBeautiful @DKauf13 :) |
@abbi_pagano @Lannom02 Wow this is terrible news. |
Missing you in my head. |
No school for me tomorrow \ud83d\ude0a |
@jweyndling1 #freshmanprobs |
@Lexie_Kilgore ya me too. He said that he still loves me and he promises were gonna be okay, and get back together. |
@Jessicalulz yum |
@clifford_ross I failed my math and chem exam |
@JoshLoncarevich Sams Club and the Dollar store. |
When your 150 pound dog thinks he's a lap dog. Ahhh, I love my animals. |
Can I go back to sleep? #iwish |
@KelseyMcSorley1 no no I'm not! Cause there's a bunch of mean ones about me on his. |
That @taylorswift13 Diet Come commercial \ud83d\udc4d |
Yep, you're always the victim. Never did a damn thing wrong to anybody. |
Making the best of today. Hoping it's better tomorrow. \ud83d\udc4d |
@NickDelrusso @AndrewCosenza @arangersfan77 @Austin_Dave05 haha military school in kentucky |
How am I getting home though I have work soon |
@shodge725 aren't you at the mall? |
Sometimes I miss Fraser still |
Praying this job is 1st and that I actually GET IT! |
My biggest college fears right now are getting lost and not being able to find a bathroom. #RealTalk |
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It's about to be over once I'm back though.. I'm legitimately pissed off about being set back. |
Sharing a room with my brother - this will be the end of me. 2 weeks so far and I'm ready & willing to sleep in my parents bedroom.\ud83d\ude2d |
@Lightjules12 thanks!! Yes less than 24 hours! :) |
Maybe if I was nicer to people I would have friends |
@AlyssaAntosz singles 2 |
MLB - Former Diamondbacks TV analyst Mark Grace sentenced to four months in jail after pleading guilty to DUI |
I wish I could sleep in study hall :( |
My boyfriend just googled Anne Frank jokes at dinner. @GOpackGO570 classy (; |
@paaigeehorn that is one lucky dude... I'm jealous of him |
I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER\ud83d\ude0d |
#fuckkapernickandthe49erz |
I'm 18 and I still laugh when someone says penis #immature |
Sooo tired don't feel good excited for tonight getting my nails done then going to my friends house for the night |
I want a damn sleeping pill..can't sleep. |
i wonder how many 9 year olds are getting iphones this christmas \ud83d\ude23 |
Hey @_teapotts drinking your chocolate milk you left \ud83d\ude18 |
\u201c@TheFunWorId: every year I realize how stupid I was the year before\u201d @Camey_Swafford our daily convo \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\ude02 |
I love to dress up even when I'm not going anywhere |
Omfg, \nSeriously? \nYou don't get your way do you call my mom? \nI didn't listen much at 16 that's not gonna change at 21. |
I swear this mom told this girl she's talking to \bye\" 4 times and we're still standing here." |
@Smitester Because all roads eventually lead back to Supernatural. |
Does anyone know why there's a road block by burrows? |
@kalsobby12 oh I just did \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude49\ud83d\ude1c |
Explaining things to my dad pisses me off cause he'll just walk away when I'm trying to freaking tell him something |
@swilmo1 \ud83d\udca9 |
Just fell IN LOVE with a little boy I waited on, he gave me a hug when he left \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude01 #cutestlittleboyever |
PLEASE LET ME GET THROUGH THIS DAY WITHOUT CUSSING EVERYONE. |
THE MASTERS |
I don't get baseball. |
You're perf |
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