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@haveamaddieday there's a picture on gimp that I have to use to know where to shade so |
@CockyAmendola hey boy |
Shooting star |
My mom keeps saying \there's lots of fish in the sea\" but UGH THE ONLY SCALES I'LL BE KISSING ARE THE ONES THAT SAY I LOST 10 LBS GOD MOM." |
And sometimes you can't help but get excited about how white your whites are. #laundrytweet |
Look at it personally, @Minimo1zero, the fans love you. |
Force-hurling Tahiri into the two confused guards standing at his back. |
drove by and saw @haleemarion working it up \ud83d\udc4c |
...But missed my man @mattquinlan98 |
Game stop is so gay |
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Lake water grosses me out |
WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK HOW YOU ARE WHEN YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP I DON'T CARE \u270c |
I have to wait forever to see collin....soo annoying |
Jeezy Pete \ud83d\ude02 |
Dude, obviously alot of people have problems with me that don't want to say anything to my face?\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
I don't have school tomorrow but it's almost 11 & I'm ready for bed. #seniorcitizenstatus |
Jacey is beautiful |
If you think of me as a friend please bring me something to eat |
I hate Texting first allllll the time. If they want to talk they'll text you as much you text them. |
Can seniors on senior release leave early today? |
Drive safe. The cars insured, you're not. #thingsmydadsays |
Wow I was just thinking how its been over 5 years since Herbie and I's first date.. June 22nd 2008 \ud83d\ude35 #woahhh |
@Jonahthegreat are you on any drugs |
Coffee...stat! \u2615 |
@kelly_naomi_ I left my charger in Utah tell dad i need a new one or i can go back this weekend for conference! tell hi to email me or some |
@barbjg12 your so freaking cute!! |
Remember the little red button? Push the little red button #MIB #getoutofmyway |
I really hate when people assume everything |
I wish I'd skipped the makers |
@_ShitNobodySays time warner cable offers the best of everything |
I would love to know wtf my mom does in CVS for 19 hours like the stores not that big |
I can't get over this beautiful weather we have Been having. \ud83d\ude0d |
Why are normal/everyday sounds 1000x more scary/creepy when you're alone and it's night. Even a door closing scares the shit outta me |
How is exam week going to function now? |
Give her butterflies when she won't admit it. |
Found 'The League' on Netflix. This is not good. Re-watching it from season one \ud83d\udc4c #TheLeague #BestShow |
You go Jason! |
There's a 30% chance....that it's already raining. #yourewelcome |
@BDemaggio \ud83d\ude18 |
Lebron is not human |
So no one told you life was gonna be this way \n\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\n#Friends |
@alyskaa I do love me some Klaroline! |
@smdniggaaa nice |
I wish I didn't have to work today , that would mean I would have a day off from school and work. |
@OG_DieselGod third! I texted you! |
@guitargirl1222 @Faintly_Macabre It could be a new spin on Aerosmith - 'Grannie's got a Gun' |
This kid better buy my car... |
Walking outside for the first time today.... And realized how green everyone is :/ |
@BigMoneyAzich Would you date me? WELL. HMMM. THIS IS ANONYMOUS SO THAT QUESTION WAS POINTLESS |
@elizabethxeck lmao! this is exactly why i can't trust you! ;) |
@drowsygod_ well you're sabotaging it right now! Lmfao. |
Taylor says \Eric you have a girl who's willing to be your DD, with DD's.\" Haha made my whole night." |
Lost the remote #whatsnew |
I've never wanted to be home more then I do right now |
@Racha__el i miss you too \ud83d\ude2d i screwed up and never got ahold of you like i planned \ud83d\ude16 |
Mollie just told me she hopes I get breast cancer and die. Cool cool. |
@KatjaKassin_ I think u will do just fine with or without the whole hair thing. |
Hey. If you have ever cut yourself and you aren't afraid to talk about it will you DM me? |
I wish I was duck hunting right now |
So anyone else wanna come spend a night next to a fire with me? |
Chicago with my babe in 4 days :) |
Colts are incredibly well coached. #SNF #DENvsIND |
If @mikglatt isn't the hottest centahna then I don't know who is \ud83d\ude0d |
Congrats to @official_tWitch and @Allisonholker on getting married \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc70\ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc8d\ud83c\udf82 #bosswedding2013 #DanceTheNightAway \ud83d\udc9a |
Text, tweet, snap, nap, and drive! #eventfuldrive |
Everyday I wake up I feel I have school the next day |
Why in HELL am I watching Toddlers & Tiaras? #likeatrainwreck |
@LandonValentine @evilherbivore17 @michellemalkin go do something constructive instead of attempting to belittle&disrespect strangers |
@KaciSlaven @damon_richie exactly!!!! It would be no fun at all\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude49\ud83d\udc4d |
Seeing @L_Laby @JacStipo @K_Nest11 and @brittbono29 was def the highlight of my night last night #rwu #loveitttt \ud83d\udc81\ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\udc97 |
She is on it tonight #Idol |
Just saw this girl wearing camo pants camo jacket and combat boots... Holy basic \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude37 |
@kattquinn VERY haha |
When you have someone play a role in you movie trailer and you cant remember their name<<<< #sosorry #screwed @kt_chicky |
WE DONT CARE |
i know for damn sure that i'm going to warped your next summer, no excuses anymore |
Drop everything and hang out with me \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude06 |
@jeremyANDROGYNY when'd you get a citation? |
I need more friends that are willing to give me back rubs |
I'll show you the devil if that's what you really want |
@joeybones666 dodging cocks is one of the workout videos. I got lots of tips of you have trouble. |
Very, very chippy...should make the game at the Stroh fun. |
@ihoIdthekey \ud83d\udc95 |
Halfway to 1000 @DominicPascale |
@SarahProkop arent i just the bestest??!?!?!?? |
If I can get through this year without a mental breakdown it will be a miracle. |
If I has to describe my legs I'd say they are tator tots lil nubby tator tots |
@AdeleAngela0142 @kaitlyn_kromer @kkelemen11 so proud of youuuuu |
I wanna do something today it's no nice |
@King_Jordyy sounds good! |
Why am I not asleep ?\ud83d\ude34 |
@C_McClure_ I literally sent it to like 15 people...i guess people just don't appreciate my comedic gift. |
@Saarahh07 I will haul my new horse to you . |
Are there any cute 4-6 graders? |
@thedreammonster I ate my twin in the womb |
$12 pair of jeans #score |
@J_Squared4 Ha alright JJ! |
@Sabrina_Sanborn I feel like a slice of butter, melting on a big ole pile of flap jacks |
@lilasc Get on the stationary bike tomorrow for 20-30 minutes. Trust me. |
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