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It is my Reddit Birthday, and I'm not a Karma whore - I'm the (Reddit) 1% | 1 | 3 | [
"I don't have a cat or a cool dog, but I do have a couple of ferrets and I play drums, but I ain't gonna post pictures or videos in order to keep my Karma steady for my Reddit Birthday."
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"I've been scanning the mental health channels on IRC and well a few things struck \nme\n\n* There aren't many of them\n* Most of them are ghost towns\n* Most of the rest kind of suck\n\nThe suckage for me, is on the level of: your stereotypical Javachat/mirc user. If you catch my meaning.\n\nSo I've created #Hatte... |
Level 84 Evan - Scania - I think I'm out of quests | 1 | 3 | [
"I'm really hoping that I'm not stuck training in a map for the next 4 or 5 levels. I do have a few quests in Masteria...but Masteria makes me want to rage.\n\nDoes anyone have any tips or pointers???\n\nEdit: Thank you to those that responded to my post. I was able to get myself through the dry spot by going into ... | [
"If I meet the the criteria of depression (e.g., PHQ-9) yet experience times (say a day or a few mornings) where I am happy / energetic, does that mean I'm not really depressed? \n\nI find I can go from laughing and having lots of energy during part of the day to being very tired, feeling sad / lonely, crying, self... |
What is holding Linux back in the PC Game Development field? | 1 | 3 | [
"While I assume it's because of how widespread the Windows OS and how revenue is shared between all its partnered companies, but I'm curious why no companies have began to develop more 3D demanding games for linux. Since Android and it's market have taken off by storm I would've thought more would come from the PC ... | [
"Did you know buses have seats much like airplanes do? It's true. Also, if you ever see a minority that doesn't resemble a pauper child from Oliver Twist it is because they are a drug dealer.",
"I’m applying to PhD programs this fall. I want to study population genetics in marine systems, either in fish or inve... |
I'm new to collecting - can I get some advice? | 1 | 3 | [
"Hey guys,\n\nMy parents bought me several LEGO sets for birthdays and whatnot when I was younger, some of which I recently reacquired, and now I'm looking to add something more to my old collection. I'm thinking about spending maybe $100-$150 on just one or two larger sets, to try to add about 1000 more pieces to... | [
"So I was talking to my friend last night & we brought up some weird conversations about a big butt girl and it let up w/ this.",
"So me and my buddy is going to have a presentation in school on the subject Death Metal, and we need an example of a modern Death Metal band that also is pretty known.\n\nSo there... |
I'm lucky enough to have a job and can't be a physical presence at Occupy Wall Street, what are other ways I can show my support? | 1 | 3 | [
"Pretty typical story: 25 year old from Philadelphia who is a couple of years out of school and underemployed. Not whining, I am very fortunate to have a job. While I would like to be a part of the movement, I probably won't be making to NYC or any sister site any time soon. What can I do to support the protestors ... | [
"Okay, so I know this is in my head but maybe getting it out will help me or maybe you guys/gals will have some advice...\n\nSo I've been seeing this girl for a little over 2 months and everything is going great. We're both in our mid/mid-late twenties (26-f/27-m) and having a lot of fun though, admittedly, we’ve m... |
When you get to take a day off, do you prefer to take off a Monday or a Friday? (Or other?) | 1 | 3 | [
"I prefer Mondays. \nFridays are usually relaxing enough, and I can get all my honey-do's done on a Monday easier than on a Friday."
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"Let's see for introduction, I work 40 hours a week, the corporate grind. Don't hate it, don't love it either. I mostly come home and play video games during the week, and then go out/relax/exercise on the weekends. I make enough money to support myself...blah, blah. You kind of see where this is going. \n\nI've mo... |
Got doored on my commute today, went better than expected. | 1 | 3 | [
"Guy in a delivery truck wasn't looking and opened his door right as I was going past. There was a line of cars moving alongside of me and I was knocked into an SUV. Luckily we were going the same speed and I was able to regain my balance after a moment.\n\nI looked behind and shook my fist at the truck driver who ... | [
"We're flying this Christmas with my two sons (new born and 2 1/2 year old). If we want to opt out of screening, will they both be subject to the, \"invasive body scans?\"",
"In 2006, a friend showed me a game called Runescape. I quickly became addicted to it and gobbled up thousands of hours of gameplay until a... |
Looking for a good Terran Streamer? Here are my thoughts on a few. | 1 | 3 | [
"Since it's hard to find one that streams all the time I've come up with this list of Terrans I've watched on from TL's List.\n\nTrump There isn't a better Terran to learn from than Trump. He plays calmly, and his commentary combined with his play can you show you the power of solid macro and good decision making. ... | [
"Je cherche une bonne source d'information pour me tenir au courant de l'actualité en France. *Le Monde* semble être le journal le plus populaire mais est-il vraiment objectif?\n\nConnaissez vous d'autres journaux qui soient intéressants, informatifs et objectifs?\n(Les journaux satiriques sont les bienvenus)",
"... |
Lancaster Archery is having a 10% discount on all products + free shipping over $100 | 1 | 3 | [
"As the topic says, they are moving their warehouse and getting ready for the 2012 season. It will last till the 8th of this month so that's only 2 days left. I saved quite a bit on my rig! (Thanks to all who helped me over this past week)"
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"I saw this show Oprah. She was telling me all this cool medical advice. I'm starting to think that doctors don't know ANYTHING about the human body! Also Jenny McCarthy is a GENIOUES!",
"So let's get it going. Any good events going on in Ithaca soon? Any new local businesses people should check out? Let's get... |
Is it possible to support mens rights and still have healthy relationships with women? | 1 | 3 | [
"Long-time lurker, first-time poster.\n\nI have been in a relationship with a woman who I care deeply about for the past six years. I know people will probably reply 'stop putting pussy on a pedestal', but I'm simply stating a fact that I love her so much that I don't know how I could live without her.\n\nA lot of ... | [
"I'm unemployed, nearly broke, send out my resume for nearly 5 jobs a day and I'm basically a nervous wreck. I have just enough money to make rent for next month. I've been playing Civilization since I was a kid and I've been waiting for Civ 5 for what feels like an eternity and now I can't even afford it. Would so... |
Looking for parking advice for gameday tomorrow | 1 | 3 | [
"A friend and I are making our first trip to Knoxville tomorrow to see the Georgia-Tennessee game. Can't wait! That said, I'm hoping some Knoxville-savvy Redditors could help us come up with a plan for getting to and from the game. \n\nWe're planning to arrive in town between 12-1 tomorrow afternoon. Our hotel is a... | [
"I don't even care about karma. I used to be over at another forum years ago, and everyone would karma whore. It just turned everyone into a douchebag so I left. I came to reddit to enjoy the good material, not deal with even MORE people asking for karma. Why can't we all just enjoy the forum and throw karma to the... |
IAmA best friend and ex-boyfriend (on great terms) of a severe abuse victim, AMA | 1 | 3 | [
"I'm new to reddit, wasn't sure if I should had made this an IAMA, as I'm more curious to see if others share this experience. But here we go:\n\nMy best friend was sexually and physically abused nearly everyday for three years when she was younger (starting around 6yo) by a family friend (12yo). Only me and three ... | [
"I have heard rumors that if a woman puts in a vibrating butt plus that you can feel the vibrations on your penis. Is this true?",
"I've been having allergies lately and was checking out the allergy report on accuweather. It gave me the forecast for INDOOR levels of dust and dander over the next week and I was wo... |
Just had my first paper accepted! Now I have a couple of questions. | 1 | 3 | [
"I just graduated with an MS from University of Florida in May of this year. Over the summer, I responded to an article published in the Lancet and submitted it on a whim, assuming it would just be discarded. To my surprise, they solicited a response from the authors of the original piece and are now publishing my ... | [
"Elephant in the corner/elephant in the room was the first one I heard on Reddit that I have never heard before in my life and I now incorporate in to conversation whenever appropriate.\n\n<3 Reddit.",
"I know I do. I was like this in SC1 too. I only play melee when my friends need a 4th person for screwing ... |
[5th] My 6 year old doesn't have much to offer, but would like a Pikachu. | 1 | 3 | [
"He doesn't care if it's shiny, if it's got good EVs, or any of that. He doesn't even know what that stuff means. He just wants a Pikachu thanks to the show. I know Pikachu isn't available to catch in Black, else I'd do it myself. Thanks in advance!\n\nEDIT: Preempting any claims that I'm trying to get free pokemon... | [
"Linksys draft-N router, 40-bit encryption (older hardware needs)\n\n5 wireless Linux machines, 1 PalmTX and a 27\" iMac running Snow Leopard have exactly ZERO issues with this configuration.\n\nThe MacBook running Snow Leopard is another matter. It's not losing connection, it just stops receiving data for web page... |
Junction City Roller Dolls - 10/15/11 last bout of the season! | 1 | 3 | [
"Not sure how much reddit interest there is - but this is your very own Ogden All Girl Roller Derby League and they need your support! Attendance has been lower this year, but these girls know how to play derby and then play afterwards!\n\nIf you come, keep your ticket stub and join the after party at Kamikaze's (t... | [
"I've been looking to do some networking and I was wondering if anyone is a member of, or knows any decent professional organizations for system administrators. I've been doing some research and I've found USENIX, SAGE, Association of Information Technology Professionals (AITP), and IEEE but I'm not sure if they're... |
Is anyone else's cell phone not working? | 1 | 3 | [
"Neithier I nor my wife can make calls (AT&T) right now. It's been that way for the past hour and a half or so. We can text, but no calls are going through. Anybody else experiencing this or is it just us?"
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"What I'm suggesting is that the founders and/or the Reddit community buy Reddit back from Conde Nast like the founders of Skype did, when they bought Skype back from Ebay. We could then do an IPO to generate some start-up income.\n\nIt's obvious that Conde Nast has pretty much shut Reddit in the basement, and if ... |
The Reality shirt is available. Thanks to fellow redditor 'hett' for doing the graphic artwork. | 1 | 3 | [
"Link posted in here to avoid any appearance of link-karma-whorage: \n\n\n\nThere are two versions of the shirt, one where the graphic has a transparent background, and one where it has a solid white background. Both of them look good on some colors, and not as good on others, so choose wisely. Mousepad, coffee mug... | [
"We are in our mid-20's, not living together, have been dating about 2 years. Thanks to poor money planning, about a year ago I started being unable to make my monthly credit card payments. For a period of about 3-4 months I had to make the minimum payment. But I finally paid it off a few days ago, and decided to t... |
Cost-benefit of refurbishing a free/repo'd boat. | 1 | 3 | [
"So I'm thinking about buying a sailboat from a local marina for free or at EXTREMELY low cost. It is in disrepair. At the moment, if I put it in the water, it'd sink in a heartbeat. \nHas anyone here ever rebuilt an old boat? How much am I going to have to spend to get it Ship shape? Is it worth it or should ... | [
"A server where you head in, get assigned a task, and upon completion get paid in some manner. For example, there's a giant man made canyon (like max depth and 100s of blocks wide) with miners carving through the landscape, collecting stone and minerals. Once you're done, you go back to base and get paid by the sta... |
Here is a place where you can tell Reddit everything youve ever wanted to say but couldnt. | 1 | 3 | [
"just tell me everything youve ever wanted to tell someone but couldnt tell them to their face. a child you hate? a teacher you think is sexy. whatever. say it"
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"Reasently started smoking and just bought myself a little dimebag and a cheap 3 piece acrylic grinder with pollinator and was about to go smoke a bowl outside as its such a lovely day and enjoy the countryside! I need help naming my pipe i know glass ones are better i intend to get a nice one on my visit to the da... |
Got my new deck! Stoked as f**k! | 1 | 3 | [
"Pictures here. It's a tunnel \"Old School\" 38 inch.\n\nSorry about crappy laptop camera quality, I don't own a camera.\n\nI think she's a beauty; can't wait to get some trucks and wheels on this thing!\n\nProps to Surrey skateboards for great advice, fast delivery, a decent price and best of all a hand-written no... | [
"I have Jace the mind sculptor and the new Elspeth from Scars and I wanna get rid of them for a booster box. Does anyone know of a website that will do trades or is anyone willing to make such a trade. I want to get a SoM box. Thanks!",
"A while back when I ordered a POST card online (awesome purchase BTW) it cam... |
Update to [Can anyone help me figure out a budget on $12792 annually?] and a modest request getting the best idea off the ground | 1 | 3 | [
"After discussing my options and getting some great advice from you guys I've managed to book the community room in my building to host cooking classes in exchange for offering residents their first class for free. I'm aiming to eventually do bi-weekly classes but am starting with once a month to gauge how much int... | [
"Been setting traps the past couple of weeks and I've caught 3 mice so far. Should I keep setting traps in hopes of catching them all eventually or just call an exterminator. Or do I have other options? I can't find their food source, none of the stuff in the pantry is tampered with. I have no idea where they'r... |
Tempusnet's Boutique [H] Hats,Paint,Weps [W] Metal, Keys | 1 | 3 | [
"Sorry about the attrocious code mix up.\n\nSecondly feel free to add me. Thirdly, I'll accept a little bargainning... but not much. This is how much the hats are worth to me. No need for you to waste effort with too much argueing.\nWill accept Keys (Valued @ 2.11). Will not accept Stranges\n\n**Genuine Hats**\n\n*... | [
"Bought the steam DDE version of Oblivion, and wanted to make sure everything was working as intended before I started the long slog through mod installation. When oblivion first boots up and \"optimizes\" my video settings, it tells me everything should be set as low as it goes, in 640x480 resolution, which is cl... |
Faster to pre-order an iPhone or go to the store? | 1 | 3 | [
"Wanting to get an iPhone since they finally released a sprint version, but wondering... which will get me it faster, pre-order or going to the apple store next friday?"
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"I hope reddit can answer this, or someone can confirm my theory, as ATT is full of dumb asses, or maybe smart asses who just pretend there isn't a problem or an issue. They have just stonewalled my questions. Here's the Tl:DR upfront.\n\nTL:DR all iphones in house accumulate data charges when not in use and when c... |
Robbery at 21st and Boston 10/6 | 1 | 3 | [
"My apartment at 21st and Boston got broken into last night. The robbers took all my means of support and there is no way I can live there anymore. If anyone heard or saw anything in that area last night it would be greatly appreciated if you could share it."
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"I'm setting up a PC to act as a file server for my home network. I see that there is a server edition of ubuntu as well as the regular (desktop) edition. What would be the pros/cons of using each for my server? It will probably be headless (no monitor) for day to day use if that makes any difference.\n\nAlso, I've... |
When preordering my iPhone 4S I couldn't keep my $15/mo texting plan. I had to choose pay-as-you-go or $20 unlimited. What is the deal? | 1 | 3 | [
"I ended up choosing the pay as you go plan. I'm going to disable texting when I get my new phone. The only person I text regularly is my GF and she has an iPhone, so iMessage to the rescue. Everyone else can learn to send email."
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"Hi r/android....\n\nMy GF has a captivate/galaxy s and I rooted it using Unleash the Beast and it was really easy. I tried looking for ROMs but the selection is pretty slim. Does anyone have any suggestions on a good ROM for this phone?\n\nAny help is greatly appreciated. Thanks!\n\n...and yes, I've been searching... |
I'm a twin and had sexual encounters with twin throughout our teenage years. I was wondering if this common among other twins. | 1 | 3 | [
"Essentially, I find gay porn in my brother's email when were around 12/13 and this led to lots of watching porn together as well as oral and anal sex throughout the years until I moved away at 18.\n\nI doubt many other twins had experiences that were that graphic or involved but I'm curious just how sexually curio... | [
"So, I'm totally digging the elegance of the \"everything adds up to zero\" explanation for the beginning of the universe. Here's the most recent stuff I've read about it, courtesy lutusp.\n\nHere's my question:\n\nDon't quantum fluctuations count as \"something\"? I mean, there's nothing, and then, through quant... |
Need phone help, spammer is harrassing my girlfriend | 1 | 3 | [
"So a number is calling 50 times a day, to a work number for my company that my girlfriend is responsible for, we work together and they are leaving vulgar messages and won't stop. It's clearly harrassment and all civil requests to have the number removed don't work. It is a landline in Arkansas.. how can I spam th... | [
"I picked an i5 2500 as my CPU instead of the 2500k. Am I a horrible person?",
"Greetings Reddit, I was pulled over on my way to work this morning with the reasoning being I was not wearing my seat belt. Upon the police officer running my ID I was arrested as my license came back as suspended. I was fully coopera... |
Anyone hear the Bogosian sucks chant during the George Stroumboulopoulos interview? | 1 | 3 | [
"During HNIC, George was interviewing some of the Winnipeg Jets that were in TO. The whole thing was one big awkward high school dance, but the funniest part was when the crowd started chanting Bogosian sucks, his reaction was pretty good and professional but still priceless."
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"Hey AskReddit,\nIn one of my school classes, we were assigned into groups and sides for debates on certain topics. I was chosen to debate on the Pro side for Piracy, with the topic sentence of *\"Should file-sharing of copyright music be legalized in the music industry?\"*. The thing is, I have no conclusive argum... |
[Build Ready] First time build; gaming pc. | 1 | 3 | [
"First time attempting to build my own pc, mainly for gaming. I'm pretty sure this will be the final product, but any advice/changes will be greatly appreciated.\n\n\nPart list permalink]( / [Part price breakdown by merchant\n\nType|Item|Price\n:----|:----|:----\n**CPU** | Intel Core i5-2500K 3.3GHz Quad-Core Proc... | [
"I'm thinking in terms of radio stations if they still exist. We have classic rock stations now, so are we going to have a bunch of different \"classic\" stations to cater to the babies of the late 80's early 90s?",
"I recently started making a large change to my shoulder plane, and it's like I'm starting back at... |
[WDIS] Gore, Mcgahee, Tolbert and Wells. | 1 | 3 | [
"I'm 4-0 and playing the only other 4-0 team in my league. He's already favored to win but I still want to give him a run for is money. \n \nRight now, I'm planning on staying with Gore and Wells but I just can't shake the feeling that I should trust Tolbert even though Matthews is looking to get 20+ carries.... ... | [
"I see you. You're cute, fun, and I think I'd like to date you. But you never responded to my message. Perhaps I was so forgettable that you don't even realize that you're visiting my page over and over. Or maybe you want to contact me and are just too shy. I don't know and I may never.\n\nBut seriously, it's weird... |
Locking back a slide w/o magazine? | 1 | 3 | [
"I was just wondering if it there was a way to lock back the slide of my pistols (Buckmark and CZ-75b) with out inserting an empty magazine. It would be nice to know so that when handing them to someone I could lock the slide open for ease of inspection. More curious than anything. Thanks."
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"is there anyway to start an adventure on a world that you have a fortress? If so, is the fortress still there in all it's glory?",
"I was just at the GYN 10-15 days ago. No problems. I am not a teenager (26 y.o.) and I have had my period regularly (to the day) every month for a million years, and never had sex... |
Screen suddenly wont turn on on my Droid 2. Do I have any options? | 1 | 3 | [
"Would SBFing do anything or is this definitely a hardware issue? Is there any way for me to check texts or calls via computer? Would Verizon fix this a year from purchase? Thanks for the help."
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"Hey, Reddit,\n\nI've been using torrents for years now, and have been relying a lot on ScrapeTorrent.com as my main torrent search engine. However, it's gotten really bad with annoying ads and such, so I am looking for a new search engine. Of course, I am familiar with Pirate Bay and Demonoid, but what I'm looking... |
Reddit, I just started a job making salary, I got my first check, and I don't know if I'm getting ripped off or not. | 1 | 3 | [
"I make 33,000 a year, I got a check today for 1,523.08 (1,205.46 after taxes) for 96 hours. 2 weeks plus 2 extra days. How did they come to reach this figure? \n\nEDIT: The two extra days were in a different pay period, I started at an awkward time and they we're carried over."
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"Will be contract to hire (most likely FT transition by end of the year if not sooner), offices on Coral Way in between Brickell and the Gables. I promise you a more enjoyable work environment than where you're working now. Use of reddit highly discouraged as you can clearly see by this posting.",
"There seems to... |
Before the madness that is the fall gaming rush, what is your favorite game SO FAR, this year? | 1 | 3 | [
"I know Gears 3 is really at the front of the rush, but I have to say that it is easily my favorite game so far this year. The funny thing is I wasn't very excited for it, as I played the first 2 games and wasn't thrilled. But gears 3 has to be one of my fav games possibly ever."
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"HEY! so yeh its like 4/20 in less than 24Hrs now and i would love to chop with some of the Ents!i dont like to beg like i did in the title but everytime i post i get downvoted to fuck. \n\nessentially i am in Perth Western Australia i have a buttttloaddd of the goodness and a special little billy called the octopu... |
[EU N&E] Looking for team mates. No skill level requirements. | 1 | 3 | [
"To put it simply, I want to play LoL with a group of friendly people in a pre-made team. I don't care how good you are at the game, just that you are friendly and cooperative (and speak english).\n\nAs of writing this I am level 19 with a win loss ratio of roughly 50-50. I am not amazing at League of Legends and y... | [
"Hi, I have a mouse line that has a mutation that has a fully penetrant main phenotype, but an incompletely penetrant secondary phenotype (hearing loss). \n\nI've measured the minimum hearing threshold of the mice, and while the wild types and homozygous mutants are (mostly) normal, the distribution for the hets ... |
Hey Reddit, what songs do you sing instinctively any time they play. | 1 | 3 | [
"Just curious if anyone else does the same thing I do.\n\nFor example whenever \"Basket Case\" by Green Day plays on the radio, I almost have to sing along with it.\n\nAnyone else?"
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"I once wrote a program in Java to analyze some data and produce charts. I used a great open source library called JFreeChart to do this. I've since lost the source for my original program and I'm trying to rewrite the code but in C++ this time. Does anyone know a free library for creating simple x,y type graphs?... |
[WDIS] Tolbert, Ingram or Redman. Pick one. | 1 | 3 | [
"I'm leaning towards Tolbert, while keeping an eye on Pitt's situation. If Mendy is out, do you think that puts Redman over the top? I don't really like Ingram, it doesn't seem likes he's running well and he's not scoring much either."
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"So I'm a 25 year old dude that decided not to go out tonight, but I have been texting with this girl all evening who is at the bars. This is a girl that just two nights ago I told her I don't want to be in a relationship with her because she has a kid. She got pissed, saying that happens to her all the time and ... |
Distinction for Ubuntu Members? | 1 | 3 | [
"Hello, everyone!\n\nSamsLembas and I have been woefully inactive in terms of contributing ourselves on this subreddit for a while, something for which we apologise. However, we assure you we have been watching the spam filter and mod mail; the subreddit is not abandoned.\n\nWe sometimes have Ubuntu Members, i.e. p... | [
"I need help, reddit. I'm not gonna get into the details of the past other than saying that no matter what kind of machine I've ever used, my internet (usually wireless) is garbage. (And I've lived in quite a few places so it's not a provider issue.)\n\nThe current scenario is me and my Macbook Pro (I got it from s... |
What's with the stereotyping on here? | 1 | 3 | [
"So some people from various religious groups made stupid choices. Now automatically all of the Catholics are the same, or all of the Christians are identical? I've gotten so much of, \"Believing in God promotes slavery, child abuse and murder\" it's crazy. Do atheists really want us to stereotype them all as the s... | [
"I mix them up so often because I can never remember which is which! Besides, I thought this would be fun to see if someone could actually explain this like I was 5 (or 12).",
"We'll add this to the FAQ later. blindingstars observed that lots of people are asking for logos, but few people know *how* to ask for l... |
Free textbooks at www.library.nu. Helpful in teaching yourself math. | 1 | 3 | [
"www.library.nu\n\nThought I would post this website for everyone to have a look at. I'm sure many of you know having a quality text book is important in teaching yourself math, and many subjects in math have a few standard books that people consider important. But as you may have realized, text books are pretty ou... | [
"I'm considering Canadian dollars, but they rely on the U.S for trade. The Canadian dollar must be lower than the U.S in order to attract business. So if the U.S fails, Canada would go with it I presume?\n\nI'm also considering Euros or GBP. But I don't know much about either. Anyone give me some insight on which w... |
Gaming laptop decision help | 1 | 3 | [
"hey guys, \n\nconsidering getting a gaming latop. I can get either one of the below for $900. My concern with the MSI GT660 is that is may be to bulky / large with minimal battery life. My conern with the ASUS U36SD is that it may not be powerful enough for gaming, especially with games improving. \n\n\n\n\n\nI am... | [
"Say a mutual friend fixed you up with some guy you met for coffee and you hit it off. You had a lot in common, the conversation flowed easily and he asked you for your number. But he never called you. \n\nYou were disappointed because you liked the guy, but it was no big deal. He was definitely not \"out of yo... |
A little boy comes into the kitchen one day and says to his mum "Granny's got a prawn!" | 1 | 3 | [
"The mother says \"What on earth do you mean?\" \n\nThe boy takes his mother and shows her Granny, stark naked asleep on the sofa. He points to grandma's protruding clitoris and says, \"Granny's got a prawn!\" \n\nHis mother whispers \"That's your grandmother's clitoris son!\" \n\nTo which the little boy replies...... | [
"I am originally from Mexico, I lived there until I was 15-16 (I am now 26), I became a US citizen back in 2007. Over time I learned race is a huge deal in the States and that Mexico has a different concept or racism than the US does. \n\nI was taught that racism was when you believe that one race is better than an... |
Anyone else stop watching Youtube because of the ads? | 1 | 3 | [
"I find my self closing 99% of all the youtube vids I open that have ads. I have to REALLY want to see whatever the hell it is to sit 15 seconds through a forced ad. \n\nBefore I used to watch just about anything because BOOM, it was there but even the smallest inconvenience is enough for me to say \"Fuck that and ... | [
"Hey all, I'm going on a 2 week field trip and i need a compass to measure strikes and dips. Previously I've just borrowed other peoples, but it's time to get one for myself. What brands or models do you recommend? I'd prefer not to spend more than is needed, since it's my last field trip before i graduate. Cheers"... |
r/pets, I need help! took in two feral kittens - one is adorable, one is a ferocious beast. | 1 | 3 | [
"I recently took in two feral cats (a week after they had been trapped, fixed, and dewormed); one boy, on girl (both about 3 - 4 months old). The girl is awesome and easily handled (won't leave me alone sometimes), but the boy is still a little beast; admittedly, he is much better than when I first got them, but h... | [
"Like you, I am going to get a free case, but I'm not sure which one yet. I need some help deciding... So let's share our knowledge?\n\n*Do you own one?* Write a review.\n\n*Are you getting one?* Which one, and why?\n\nHere are the cases being offered:\n\nApple Bumper\n\nIncase Snap Case\n\nBelkin Shield Micra\n\... |
Proposing to my girlfriend of 6 years tonight!! | 1 | 3 | [
"We didn't date the entire 6 years straight... but in total, after a few break ups during difficult long distance periods and such we've been together for 2 years now, living together for 1 and the ring is finally done!\n\nIt's such a crazy feeling of excitement made even more so by the fact that I haven't really t... | [
"Best-worst works like this:\n\nSomeone says something great about the life of a person. \"John found a thousand dollars in his suit today.\"\n\nThe next person says something horrible about that person's life. \"But the thousand dollars were counterfeit, and he wound up in jail.\"\n\nIt then alternates, so the nex... |
Ask Frugal: How should I be handling my money (checking/savings/credit union/etc)? | 1 | 3 | [
"I'm a contractor who makes about $105k per year. As a contractor, I pay all my own taxes (yearly, not quarterly), so I keep my money in two account:\n\n- 1 account (a savings account) for money that will go towards paying taxes, which has anywhere from a couple thousand to about 40 thousand depending on what time ... | [
"After a pretty considerable response from an earlier post, as well as a request from a fellow Redditor, we figured it was time to make a group for all of us to join. Please join us at and we'll see you soon!!!\n\n**Edit:** Hey everyone, this seems to be a great success so far!!! Lets just keep our additions to... |
What would cause a hot spot under a roof? | 1 | 3 | [
"I have a finished attic room, whose walls terminate into the rafters, so the upper part of the wall follows the slope of the roof until the ceiling. In three different places, this sloped roof/wall has hot spots, heated by the sun. They get almost too hot to hold my hand to, and don't appear to have changed sinc... | [
"How do you counter a Roach rush against toss about 6 minutes in to the game......",
"info - \n\nJust reply with a link to your referral URL. \n\nIf you're signing up, work downwards and downvote a comment when you've used the link it contains.\n\n",
"I want to die today from soreness, but am way excited at the... |
Stop with the damn Guy Fox masks already. You look like idiots. | 1 | 3 | [
"Represent America and yourself, not Anonymous. The narrative of Anonymous is an American terrorist organization can be spun overnight and poison the protests. Also, Guy Fox was a failed religious revolutionary, that didn't even have the conviction to sacrifice himself for his cause. Drop the masks. The MSM love to... | [
"When my 7th grade class was watching the film patch adams and we were told that the kids had no hair because of chemo as cancer treatment i said:\n\nhahaha, well at least they have a sense of tumor.\nI got kicked out of the classroom and a girl started crying.\ni feel guilty as fu**, but hey somebody had to say it... |
Couples of Reddit: Who was the first to say "I love you"? Did it surprise you when he/she said it? | 1 | 3 | [
"My (now) wife said \"I love you\" first. I was surprised a little at how quickly she had decided. She was the first girlfriend to have said it. I was quick enough to respond \"I love you too\". We'll have been together 10 years this November."
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"Any advice on how to make an impression of just how awesome our team is? Or experiences you feel compelled to share?",
"So the had these guys in red polo shirts with logos on them offering to clean peoples' windshields for them, and if they spotted a chip in the windshield, they'd offer to repair them on the spo... |
I don't know what I need but willing to help out | 1 | 3 | [
"I have a fair amount of free time on my hands (ok I'm a redditor of course I do...but still) \nI'm fairly good with any general computer stuff that isn't programming. I can edit and recreate videos (fairly well), pretty good at English and History, atrocious at Math so don't bother.\n\nAnyone interested? PM me or ... | [
"It talked about how the guy was a Karma whore for posting the pic instead of the text.\r\n\r\nThis is what they were talking about\r\n\r\nAnd now everytime I see a hot girl at the bank...",
"Everything the current school system does is completely hopeless for motivating students. Are there any creative ideas for... |
You know when you get a new notification? Is there a way to make it so when I tap on the text (as it's scrolling) to make a little box appear on the notification bar which allows me to reply? | 1 | 3 | [
"Or can anyone write an app that would allow me to do that? When you have a notification you tap on it and you can open the app, respond to texts, etc while the notification bar is still up on the screen?\n\nIf anyone wants to pick this up I'll gladly try to help the little I can."
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"I'm fine with torches being not-too-attractive to look at since you can always make fencepost lamps or use glowstone. But they're way too dim for building houses. Instead of feeling cozy, my houses often feel like lit-up caves.\n\nWhat I think would be cool is an expensive, attractive-looking lamp device. Like, on... |
What I saw @ OccupyPhilly last night | 1 | 3 | [
"I went to City Hall around 8pm last night. Prior to that, I talked to my former boss who worked 20 stories up overlooking City Hall. He said there were about 200 people at the protest around 3PM. When I got there at 8PM (on a Thursday night, mind you), I was amazed at the number of people that were there. I heard ... | [
"Perfume is marketed to women to make them feel sexy. The only impact it has on the male sexual response is negative. Frequently, it's an outright turnoff; no better than mosquito repellant.",
"A teen in my family is going through a rough patch and her parents are at a loss as to what to do. Any ideas on how to... |
Men of Reddit, how much does your viewpoint and interest in a relationship REALLY change after sex? My parents always warned me that guys would break up with me after engaging in premarital sex, so I am still a virgin. | 1 | 3 | [
"Now I've been with a guy for over 3 years and I'm still worried that he'll leave me if I do it. What are your thoughts on this? And girls, what are your experiences with it? Is it really that important to get married first for the relationship to not lose its spark after sex? Thank you."
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"I'm thinking:\n\n\"most upvote/downvoted/votes\"\n\n\"date range\"\n\n\"key word\"",
"There are many ways to make ice cream soup, my favorite is mixing warmed up apple crisp in, not completely pulverized though.",
"So, I'm living in the Netherlands, and I couldn't find a good live stream of the Canada / US gam... |
I'm in my 30's and do not own any investments or retirement, how do I start? | 1 | 3 | [
"I'm 36 years old and make about $50k a year. I have never invested in a 401(k) or IRA. I'm scared that I won't be able to retire by 65-70. I've tried asking the accountants here and research on the internet on what to invest in, but I'm getting so many different answers, I don't know where to start. I can inve... | [
"ThingsSaidinSleep\n\nMy friend and I came up with the idea since our roommate sleeptalks like crazy. Our idea grew as we saw similar interests on the internet and on reddit posts like : here]( and [here.\n\nI know people must be tired of FML style websites but we hope you can enjoy it and share funny stories on t... |
So I just started playing ranked matches... | 1 | 3 | [
"I won my first three games with Zilean, Nidalee, and Cho'Gath. I was high on ranked. Thought it was awesome. Now, I am currently on a 9 game losing streak. I only have two questions.\n\nWhat are some things I can do **individually** to help us win even if I am stuck with a bunch of trolls/BR/what have you?\n\nAlso... | [
"Hello, I'm interested in trading an Indie 2D Pack that I have left over from Christmas for some of the potato pack games I'm missing.\n\nThe 2D Pack contains: Bullet Candy, Galcon Fusion, Geometry Wars, Super Laser Racer, VVVVVV\n\nI'm interested in:\n\nCogs,\nDefense Grid,\nThe Ball,\nThe Wonderful End of the Wor... |
[troubleshooting] semi-random shutoffs with the Corsair GS600 | 1 | 3 | [
"Howdy, \nI'm nearing the end of my build. But i get theses semi random shutoffs with the psu stated in title.\n It works ok, then I plug something into the back (IO port) and the computer shuts off immediately. Then, i try to turn it back but nothing.\n Switching on and off again produces nothing until i wait for ... | [
"So there was a AMA post which I'll add when I am not on my iPod. It was about OBE when they died and said the place they were at had no time. I said if you were in a place for eternity(afterlife) time would be irrelevant. Which since time is somewhat relevant in our universe that it won't last for eternity?\n\nEdi... |
I called her and she didn't pick up ... what's my next move? | 1 | 3 | [
"met an awesome girl on okc, we've been texting and messaging back and forth for about 5 days. texts have been really positive / flirty / and it seems like i was doing good. \n \n last night about 30 min after i got a text from her I decided to man up and call her ( so nervous ). rang a lot left a voicemail \"hi ... | [
"So the audience can see the full context, if you're a man of honor then I am sure the edits will be in context and no misrepresentations were made to manipulate your audience. I think this approach is not only fair... but balanced. C'mon Bill.\n\nHow can we make this happen?",
"Hi!\n\nI was given a research task... |
Driving tip - am I driving in a 30 or 40mph zone? | 1 | 3 | [
"When driving on a main road in many British towns and cities, it's often difficult to miss a speed-limit sign, and many places don't have small reminder signs posted, so you can't be sure whether you're in a 30mph or 40mph zone, even if the road looks safe enough to accommodate higher speeds.\n\nSo here's a tip.\n... | [
"Sure, that makes sense. If people get their news from different sources and those different sources report the story differently, there may be some confusion on the actual facts. This could prevent any call to action or reasonable observations to be misunderstood or not presented at all.\n\nFor example:\n\n> Am... |
What if they eliminated fighting/body contact? | 1 | 3 | [
"I'm listening to CBC radio today and there's a bunch of interviewees arguing for a ban on hits. \n\nI personally think this would irreparably negative change to the game. Just like in rugby or football, body contact is integral to the game, both for entertainment reasons and for positive team encouragement.\n\nAnd... | [
"I've been hearing awful awful things about Blighttown. It sounds like an abyss. Just killed the Gaping Dragon. Was thinking about going to:\n\n1. Catacombs\n\n2. Valley of the Drakes\n\n3. Hydra\n\n4. Basement of the Undead Burg\n\nAny advice? Or do I just have to rough it out through Blighttown?",
"Hey everybod... |
Pretty sure I started wrong, but want to double check | 1 | 3 | [
"I'm still getting used to the IF/LG eating bit, and I'm pretty sure I did my first *real* week wrong. However, there's been some conflicting advice (as I read it) so, like many newbs, I'm asking for a check.\n\nM/39/183lbs 5'11\" (body fat at 12.5%, per inaccurate caliper tests at home)\n\nBig 3 (not sure if it m... | [
"In the same vein as the other poster, I am hoping to get some perspective from the obese and morbidly obese. How do you think this affects your life? Socially, physically, mentally..\n\n>I'd love to hear from people who became obese in their prime, in old age, were that way all their lives, or grew up with an... |
Exchange 2003 stopped working altogether. No idea what to do. Users can send mail and it says it's sent, but they aren't receiving mail from any source external or internal, and none of their mail is being delivered to any source, external or internal. What do I check? | 1 | 3 | [
"EDIT: Resolved - \n\nThanks for all your help\n\n\n-------\n\nCame from Domino environment, so I've only been using exchange for maybe 6 weeks, and haven't gotten to even really touch it. Well today this happens, and I realize I have no idea how to even troubleshoot it. Any help would be appreciated.\n\nOutlook fo... | [
"So this is most likely because I'm really high, but I don't understand how we measure stuff. If you hold something really close, it's really big. If you hold it far, it's small. But how do you know it's real size?",
"So. \n\nSome time ago, I was after a 3d game for my (then) 3yo - he plays a lot of Flash games o... |
Trade offered, Nicks for Gore (I have Nicks, he has Gore) | 1 | 3 | [
"I am running back deficient. I had Jamaal Charles, and now have Cedric Benson, LT, and Ahmad Bradshaw. I have Nicks, Colston, Maclin, and Thomas (Jacksonville) for wideouts. I don't like this trade, but wanted a second opinion. What do you think?"
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"I am considering making the move over from AT&T (which has left a lot to be desired) to T-Mobile in order to upgrade my data phone to a Nexus One. \n\nBesides the issues with Nexus One 3G connectivity (which I believe Google/T-Mobile have a fix for), what is everyone's impression of the voice and data service ... |
Getting out of Blighttown (Spoilers) | 1 | 3 | [
"If you're like me you didn't want to back track all the way out of blighttown back up to the sewers. Well, After lots of searching I found a way out of this awful place.\n\nAfter you kill the spider lady the best way out isn't back tracking. When you first enter the poison swamp head left (bonfire was to your righ... | [
"Inspired by the Lily v. Robin discussion.\n\nI think I'm in the majority when I say Stella. I've wanted to plow her since Scrubs.",
"I've been researching for a while, but there's just so many options. I also read a lot about the different trusses and the forces affecting bridges, but there's so much that goes ... |
Does Buddhism have a god? If not, what makes it a religion? | 1 | 3 | [
"If it does have a god, what is this god like? I read wiki and a few other articles and didn't find an answer."
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"So my girlfriend's mother is going into surgery for a liver transplant tonight at 7pm CST (she lives in Wisconsin). The problem is, she lied to my girlfriend (her daughter) about drafting up a living will and last will & testament. I'm wondering 2 things:\n\n1. what are my girlfriend's options with respect to ... |
Minecraft mod request, a portal that is the shape of a door. | 1 | 3 | [
"Not sure if this exists or not just curious if anyone knows of a mod that makes a portal mod where the portal is the size of a doorway, basically so i can make a TARDIS but yeh, preferably that you can see through the portal onto the other side like the game portal, i have tried looking for this but no such luck w... | [
"Hello, I'm in need of a version control system, or at the very least, a check-in / check-out system for a php project i'm working on with a few people. This project runs in a clients server, and since the client is pretty strict on security, we aren't allowed to host it on any other server other then theirs. We co... |
/r/BlueJackets flair requests | 1 | 3 | [
"Now that the season is set to start, I figure I'll go through and take care of any flair requests you might have. Right now flair is limited to just a short blurb of text next to the username. You can have your flair in 3 color choices:\n\n1. Red Border, White Background, Blue text (\"Away\" colors) (like mine)\n\... | [
"I have spent a great deal of time wandering the web. I'd rather not try and defend myself from trolls about how I'm probably some loser living in a basement and I'm addicted to porn. Rather, I don't actually find much enjoyment in pornography, and I find I'm far from this guy.\n\nWhether I'm watching youtube video... |
Is there ANY benefit to being human?! | 1 | 3 | [
"Ok aside from not looking like a charred bulimic man and the chance to kindle fires, and summon others is there any other benefit to being a human?\n\nSo far I see none....."
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"I went out to a movie with my employees and to dinner afterwards. I was in such a good mood that I told the waitress to put everyone on one check. The bill ended up being twice as much as I expected. On top of that I did not notice that a gratituity was already included and added a generous tip.",
"22 Male.To... |
Who are these damn protesters? | 1 | 3 | [
"Everytime I'm downtown, I see these protesters making noise and yelling. They hold up signs saying XX company brings down area wages. Sometimes they have a pickup with a giant rat. They're at a different location everytime I see them. Anyone know what this is? It looks like half the time they hire homeless people ... | [
"In a tumbler: three pieces of ice, three fingers of a seven year bourbon/whiskey, splash of ginger ale, and a crushed up cherry.\nNow enjoy the JonBenet Ramsey, because nothing goes down like a cold 7-year old with a smashed cherry.",
"Hi there. Am not a bike fetishist and will not obsess about detail but I real... |
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