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Tis what I've been waiting for. I'm going to be rich after this next recession, mark my fuckin words. | Same here. I watched 2008 from the sidelines; this time, I'm buying in. | |
Wear a rubber before taking the plunge? | Unless it's with a porn star, then just go balls out high risk rush. | |
Okay, so does the fact that your strategy is substantially similar to one that has a *name* tell you something about its viability? | Gotcha. All in | |
/ES provides liquidity, volume, and leverage. 18 Billion a day is traded in SPY while 118 Billion a day is traded in /ES | And if you have less than 25k there's no day trading hit with ES like there is with SPY. | |
Bottom confirmed. | lol no still diving | |
Immmmmmm reaaaddyyyyyyyyy! Small cap opioids bio techs? Let’s play with fire | $ATXI? | |
And now you jinxed the market! ... :-/ | smh doesn't even make sense. | |
A fool and his money is soon parted if you think the Rockets can beat the Warriors in the playoffs. | Stick to losing your money on options. It's less obvious when you make stupid bets based on past history rather than future valuations. | |
There's nothing better than sweet MILF love | yes she loved him dearly, up til the end. | |
Decent article, im looking into it. | what did u find boi | |
cawrring | that's fried rice, you plick! | |
You mean the xjo? Or the all ords? | Do investors take positions in the xjo like American investors do the dowj? If that’s the case- buying into an etf that takes multiple positions in securities within the xjo index makes more sense? | |
Have you heard of SUNEQ? | Ya, that was my first loss as an early investor. I remember it all too well. | |
Thoughts and prayers. I once went 3 days without fapping and I want to kill myself. Can’t even imagine how you feel right now. Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy | I feel fine for the most part, since my personal record was 16 days | |
WSB has been saying this for over a year. Hasn't happened. | 52w high is 15.65 tho | |
Proof or ban | https://imgur.com/a/V7kPW | |
[Sadly no.](https://theweeflea.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/1f921f8f-5541-43cf-867b-3cf7d6a1448d.jpg?w=640) | Hey! You better watch xirself! That's a micro-aggression! | |
Fuckbook | Cuckbook | |
Puts on FB, im fine. | Same | |
Not when you're in. No. But when you out. I get an extra 2 paychecks a month on the 1st compared to the usual middle class job. | You have to stay in for 20 years for those tendies. | |
The green layer is where you average down. | If you ask me, the guac is the real reward | |
Wow the Russian d_t bots don't even try to hide their origins anymore | The Russians are coming the Russians are coming! | |
Did you read what he wrote in the post? | Shhhh lets wait for a TIFU post | |
How about that, you’d only be down 99% if you bought this last year. | At the current price you'd own the same percentage that 8.7 BILLION dollars of shares would have held at it's peak with just 1 share. | |
I prefer the Perdue ones personally | That’s just wrong. | |
These puts are down another 40 percent today yo | lmfao kill me | |
Yeah it’s almost more profitable to buy shares and then lend them out to shorters since the fee rate is so high | Isn't the fee rate yearly? 175% comes out to 14.5% per month. And it went down more than that today. | |
Buy a 100 shares every time you masturbate | That's gonna be alot of shares | |
F | A | |
Options? | yep | |
wtf is this real advice on WSB? now I've seen everything. | Every once in awhile people post good DD | |
Just got it! Took 5 days after my strongly worded email. It looks like they gave me advanced tier, spreads are available. | What did you say?! | |
I'm long may 18 calls with a $50 strike. | I picked up 6/15 $50 calls today. | |
I figured insiders would try to liquidate this asap. or possibly hold onto shares tomorrow for a nice pump/bull trap, then sell off on 4/2 | Why 4/2? | |
Or anything on Friday, sell though cause the reversal is getting reveresed | AMEN! | |
Just switched back to myspace. This shits going to a buck. | SNAP will buy them. | |
Looks like you got your miracle for now hehe. Congrats! | Yep. Took my profits while I could. Did not expect this EOD rally. But I made a decent bit so Im not complaining | |
Goodbye | Listen here you little shit. | |
what does this comment say | I'm a faggot. | |
I need to learn how to figure that kind of information. | I just let other people here tell me what to buy. | |
Exactly the news media is punishing facebook for allowing a 3rd party on it's platform that did business with a company that did business with a company that did business once with a guy on Trump's campaign team. This is the absolute state of Trump derangement syndrome. | I honestly hate Trump but the media coverage of him is retarded ~~sometimes~~ always. | |
That's MR. Jones to you | okie dokey Mr. Jones. | |
Thanks captain hindsight, must have missed your call for one of the best single day rallies in recent history. | You said 'judging by this morning' when futures were up 1.5%, don't get cute with me when you're the one being retarded. | |
Sarcasm or flair | Lol yeah I mean time decay will eat at the value and they may just expire worthless. I’m guessing this guy have a big account and these are just plunge protection. | |
Could you clarify? Are you saying that I should buy later dates? What is the advantage? Also what is the ticker for Greeks? | the shorter the expiration, the harder they move up or down because less time to get there. further out = safer. | |
You sound like me.... No clue how, but when I get access I'm doing it | I got access. I did it. It worked out. I'll learn from here | |
For fucks sake. How long have you been saving that for? | AT LEAST 3 TENDIE MICROWAVE TIMES | |
Not gunna lie, ABC pants are life. | Seconded. Wear them every day | |
Yep, don't have to like Trump to profit from media hysteria | I bet Trump had puts on Facebook. | |
Dude remember the civil war? Holy shit those were the days. | Dude, remember before the civil war? Now those were, in fact, the days. | |
I thought it was Green Friday this week :-( | No Jesus died so we could eat tendies on Friday. | |
Is this MU or are you playing the meme stock madness? | Spx or bust | |
Are his kids over 18? | Does that really matter? | |
I don't think RH lets you buy options directly on the Index. | Why is Robinhood literally garbage? | |
You actually use the Microsoft store? What the fuck | Wow. | |
CA didn't pay Facebook anything, CA paid Alex Kogan, a professor at the Cambridge University who developed an app for his own research - from there he had the big dataset. CA could develop their own app, but chose to just acquire the data from Kogan and save time. That's the whole 'breach'. | ur making me feel a lot better about my $172 bags, bought in my ira so i can't even tax loss harvest. | |
You have to understand | I am a profitable company | |
Yeah it was oversold. DD straight out of wsb. RHT was earnings play. In less than 2 days | RHT was one of my first stock purchases when I started trading last fall. Got a great return from it over a few months. I need to put it back on my watch list. | |
I think I'll get more from selling my balls. | I don’t think people are usually in the market for faggot balls | |
SNAP will buy them. | MySpace will buy them. | |
Wtf why 134 | OP is ballsy and broke | |
okie dokey Mr. Jones. | SHALALALALALA MR JONES AND ME USED TO WRITE EACHOTHER FAIRY TALES -Counting Crows | |
the puts cost a fortune though | For a reason, they're priced for annihilation. I got mine a week ago while they were still cheapish. | |
Why’s that? | because $mu likes to be red when the market is green | |
I like CANE and CORN for long | Seriously explain to me why you wouldn’t invest in cane and corn though. It’s like investing in oxygen, we’re always gonna need it. Sounds like a good investment | |
Your girlfriend wonders that twice a week with you. | Jokes on you! I dont have a girlfriend! | |
The fuck are those tickers? | Drunk tickers! | |
PE is like 63 now | Look at Amazon, NFLX, etc. See today I was right, QQQ up and MSFT up more. Today is not the day to buy MSFT puts | |
Damn. I must be lucky as fuck cuz I opened my account Saturday and just now got options. | Well shit, I just got them too! Time to lose money | |
Sometimes you have to become the enemy to understand the enemy | fr | |
Because they have a massive amount of cash held offshore that they can burn. What else are that supposed to do with it? Pay a dividend like some boring blue chip? | I think they have a negative FCF of 4 billion or so. The only cash they're burning is borrowed. | |
Thought maybe you were trying to kill yourself by 58 alerts going off at once if your puts failed | why does everyone forget I have calls too? whichever way the market goes, something makes money, it's just about which one overlaps the other and if I sell them when it's doing the old' see-saw movement. | |
thanks for the input | It certainly provides better entertainment than watching tickers all day, no doubt. There's just way too many things that can go wrong that you'll never plan for. I guess gambling is the perfect word for it. Update us with results. | |
Yeah. I liked it. Not a 'must watch' but decent. | Never even heard of it til now. Def on my list to watch during my next Netflix n chill | |
check out /r/ESPNbets | nice one, dumbass. | |
g | g | |
I've been doing some work on Nike and a big thing with them is the Nike+ membership at 100m people and how they can make decisions on what to make and how to serve it to each customer. I used to think that was ludicrous. But based on what CA was able to do with 50m, I think you can achieve just about whatever you want ... | Sociologists get data boners for sample sizes 1/1000th of that size. For data scientists, that's an orgy load if data. | |
Im assuming LFIN? | lmfao | |
Fake news. They just wanna a better position to entry in more shorts | Damn even WSB is getting kinda bearish. Never thought I'd see the day. Buying $ALLY. | |
Ge medical part is one of the few good parts of ge. The rest especially the oil parts r a huge dumpsterfire | For now, Oil can change in a heartbeat though, just look at history. | |
Fair enough. Then what is the thesis for them to not to continue to grow? | Bears predicted 9 of the 1 recession in the last decade so far | |
It’s ok I have until May 18 | Technically yes, but you really only have until April 30th due to theta | |
Uh it’s not a pyramid, it’s an upside down triangle | Reverse funnel system | |
Mu2 | Omg I'm retarded | |
Flair checks out. | Your mom checks out | |
Why am I so bad at this? | We all are, it's why we're in this sub. | |
Can’t blame.. Humanity is dumb. | Voting is so 20th century | |
Weekly options expirations. | ...friday | |
Lol it's basically the trolley problem. | [obligatory](https://i.imgur.com/S6WbJed.png) | |
That was the dashcam though. LIDAR should have picked it up. I don't think most humans could avoid the accident, but it's the type of accident that AI is supposed to prevent. Uber fucked up somewhere, that accident should not have occurred. | This is the type of accident that AI is supposed to prevent **when the technology is mature**. They've got to iron the bugs somehow. Real world testing is pretty much necessary. | |
I mean it would make sense. Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist, and by causing world war 3, she could bring about the Armageddon | Hillary Clinton isn't a 'globalist'... if you actually understood politics, u'd know she's more conservative and hawkish than most dems... | |
FWIW the Nasdaq in the late nineties was at a PE of 200. We are no where near this right now. I think it's at 25? If it corrects, it will not be dot com era brutal. | Its only low now because of companies going into debt to buy their shares back to keep the ratio low | |
Do you never sleep? | Money never sleeps. | |
Oh shit I didn't see this one, link it up? | https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/03/20/us/self-driving-uber-pedestrian-killed.html | |
Those have to be gone already | yeah they were :( | |
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It's having some resistance at ~$39, honestly not sure if it goes up down or sideways from here on out | There's still a lot of room to drop | |
Seriously explain to me why you wouldn’t invest in cane and corn though. It’s like investing in oxygen, we’re always gonna need it. Sounds like a good investment | You wanna buy some air from me? | |
Psssh. You shower in the planet fitness. Only 1 cocksucking a month. Plus free pizza and bagels! | Pizza and bagels but no pizza bagels? | |
Lunch is on you if it goes up to $180... lunch at Applebee's, | Jokes on applebees I'm ordering bottomless fries. |
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