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I'm screaming on the inside	We r green af. Algo r trolling weak hands
Try cocaine then. I hear that cures depression	For a little while.
http://imgur.com/6KWrjI4	Pardon your crass use of my likeness
I like this, I will only plan for profit and I should be all set then!	I mean, I think he's right. My planning for both, I would have a lot more money in my accounts than I do today.
I commend you on that. Had to type fast, I have to watch AMD go down a bit before the inevitable spike coming.	My man.
Your improvement makes the analogy work for sure. Paying for the ebay fee after you resell it counts as the broker fee.	OP is not complaining about the fee he pays, he's complaining about the 80&#37; he's losing on the underlying.
Look up the richest Chinese dudes and see which of their companies are publicly traded	But they jail some of the richest people. You have to find the ones that are strongly party aligned/connected.
Lol I just checked the prices. Twtr calls -50% FB -~12% with 2 days til expy.	check again tomorrow ;)
Naw just summed up their last er.	Phew OK. Just gotta check, what's with your flair and all..
And HARD	FUTADICK
we literally keep AMD stock afloat.	sec investigation any day now for mm.
A	B
And back down by Monday	Back down by 09:31 tomorrow
Yeah but better then nothing tbh	Just gotta keep going, cocaine will cure everything eventually
U smat	Wicked smaht
Praise bae.	May the lord open
Sold puts in the IRA. Hoping to get assigned actually. Guess I’ll pocket my sweet $12.	Puts, this guy is screwed in after market. Wait a minute, sold? What are you doing trying to make money off those in this sub?
This is why you let robots do a human's job	[Bears are no match for Zuck's shtoyle.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYZAnn6gPak&ab_channel=KingHomer)
4	So 2
F	F
Oh I have lost 100% several times. Just keep adding more and keep adding more. My portfolio looks like I started at the top of Everest and have been skiing down hill.	Well, at least you effortlessly summited Everest then. The unfortunate thing is that you didn't die at the top preserving your portfolio at 100% for an eternity like the frozen corpses left strewn all over the mountainside.
But they jail some of the richest people. You have to find the ones that are strongly party aligned/connected.	My dick bleeds when I pee
10%~~~~~~	Not anymore
Didn't you hear bro? Companies that have tons of debt and make hardly any money are the new thing.	YES IT NOSEDIVED WOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH	hehe
THIS. Smart move to push a heavier buyback. Zuck knows what's up.	Throwing his big JEWY JEW dick around like it's a solid diamond.
Good, My puts need it tomorrow.	Sorry man, I'm also sitting on some puts just not on semis and unfortunately not JNUG or SPXS. I think we know where we can put ours though :(
No.	Ok.
But This is the first time I've felt movement in my penis in 2 months	IM PITCHING TENTS OVER HERE TOO BRO!
Can u not m8	Ban this faggot if he isnt allergic to peanuts
Believe me, my past performance is indicative of my future result unless I somehow actually turn autistic or have a brain transplant.	Well good thing you're already autistic, you fuck.
Higher, faster, more	Harder, deeper, gayer!
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/87bbio/facebook_has_lost_100_billion_in_10_days_and_now/	Holy shit please stick to index funds
'investing'	Mom he's just a 'friend'
Just today I was seriously thinking about selling the whole Micron position. Then I remembered it's even more of an undervalued company now, if I were to buy anything, it's Micron. So I stay in. See you tomorrow when it's down 10% again.	Why not just sell calls or puts OTM while you're at it?
I’m not him but I posted in that thread crying about holding 5-18 calls @130 strike. Currently down 64%. Hopefully tomorrow shows a change of pace.	I have Jan 135s. I’m excited.
I tried...a week later I couldn't help but buy back in.	This guy bets!
Where’s the DD	Mod fucking deleted it. Unbelievable
Why? it jumped 10% to 10.60, usually if anything there is a sell off or gradual climb, not another massive spike of 5+%	AMD jumped from $10 to $13 within a day after they released their earnings awhile back. It’s definitely possible.
I don't know...I feel like the Fiesta was a waste of money and I only see like one Taurus on the road a month.	In America maybe but the Fiesta is an outrageously popular rally car internationally.
is it just me or did futures just go down a shit load	Just you
$.05/min. But seriously, I have $46.15 sitting doing nothing in my RH account, can I bet this against you somehow?	That's enough for 2 shares of Ethan Allen (ETH) my dude. Earnings tomorrow after hours, should be interesting shitttttttt
The fraud wouldn't have gotten the book thrown at him if the world didn't hate him so much, but Lmao tru	he was under investigation, or at least 'under the SEC's spotlight' before he price hiked iirc....
Mmm. Doubt it.	holy shit lets see if the am keeps this up. He may become a full-blown degenerate after this
it's an acquired taste accessible to a select few	Asshole and cunt really is
You're off by a factor of 10, chief	I meant the futures went up 2 basis points on the margin after the tweet. They we're already green. EMH kemosabe
My old roommate wrote him and got a brief letter back thanking him for support and so on.	Sweet. My issue is that he comes off very pompous (even if he doesn’t intend to) and everyone including himself knows he is very smart, so when it comes to interacting with a personality like that it feels very intimidating to me, so I end up coming off more passive and flustered than I want to as I create a power struggle in my head over it.
Bingo	Bing you say?
I love it when he shit talks in the middle of the day. Put the stock graphs up and watch it react to his tardation. Fascinating stuff.	Holy shit we could pull a Veenamalli and show futures instead after each 'I'm a stable genius' and watch em tank
I second this fag.	I third this, fagg.
I'm a mod too, let's eat crayons together!	This sentence is written too well. This guy isn't a mod he's just a phony!
You're right. I should just gamble on the games instead. Gonna put $100 on Shanghai this week.	It's fun until the obvious match fixing occurs.
Are there any black people on this subreddit	Haven't seen a brother here since ever. Guess I'm your token black man?
Essentially, once you identify a stock is range bound, yes: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rangeboundtrading.asp	So did you sell when AMD violated its trading range and broke to the downside earlier this month? Because that would have been the predictable thing to do, it also would have caused you to sell at the very bottom.
My success with spreads has been when I want to hold until about expiration. Buying and selling same day or even same week can yield shit results	For sure. Spreads take time to realize full profit even when the stock is above the short option.
It should be painful, if you're a faggot	^ that's because he's voluntarily being assfucked through his own bad decisions.
Prior	Hard to fucking say since idk what the value of your option was when you bought it
I would rather be down 5000% than have legal tendies locked in a 3% anything.	Username check out
I’m too fat to sneak in through the mail slot, we’re gonna have to go through the roof	We'll send you in through the sewers and up the toilets.
Fam why, are you trying to be lawyer?	Engineer. Private school, so it was a really expensive undergrad. But then they gave me a full scholarship for a MS, so it worked out.
why does everyone reverberate this same bullshit line whenever he's mentioned?	Because it is true
Enlightened probably thought 'cars' includes the F-150 and whatnot.	Not to mention they are rolling out the new Ranger and still have the Bronco in the works. Ford is a truck company first and are doubling down on that. They will trade sideways with an alright dividend like they have for years.
Done that. Twice. And Archer. And F is for Family. And BoJack Horesman. And God knows what else. I'm considered a professional drinker by most standards.	You and me watch the same shows while drinking alone. Let's not meet up sometime and drink alone in our separate apartments while watching them.
WSB talking about others getting played by the stock market. That’s rich coming from the autists here	I use Robinhood sir. Know the game you play and you're one of the autists here now too
That's going to be 4 more years to your sentence.	Worth.
check again tomorrow ;)	Congrats, I hope it blows big, I’m no hater I like to see people make $ around here. I’m also long some Tech so good news helps my portfolio as well.
Alert. So is a good number of other tech stocks. QQQ is bustin a nut all over putholders	Hopefully it keeps it up I got 4/27 164 165 and 167’s are down a lot lol
looks like another failure	You know it's bad when the first new feature reveled is a smaller case.
Can’t be, he’s outside and people are stood near him. Clothes seem to not be inside-out. He’s not yelling about SPY in a strangled voice. Not looking at his phone. Still has the shirt on his back.	Is he talking to... a girl? 👀
You have to understand	that these things
Got it. Ive been trying to get a grasp on all this, glad Im finally getting it! I have seen that a few times and have finally started to get a handle on the greeks and how they affect options pricing. Appreciate your response!	If you want an example -- go look at Amazon right now and check out their IV...over 100% on 4/27 calls/puts. Look at those astronomical premiums
Even fucking WACHOVIA blew us off man	I mean who schedules a meeting for 4:30 on a Friday?
What made you change?	Basketball
Gulp that kool aid	It's called Truth.
is 20 even reasonable in the next year	Yes
I used to have a thousand.	AMD puts are a fickle mistress aren't they?
You don't net money by donating it...	You do if your wife works for your foundation!
imagine if these were FDs	I had FDs only went up 100% because IV crush
Non-verbal	suicided
Mod fucking deleted it. Unbelievable	Kick ass DD btw. Made me a few tendies. Keep up the work.
Bought a few 269 strike 5/4 calls for $0.56. Really hoping it moonshots; might have myself a ten bagger if it gets up to 276.	Yeah, if.
say it ain't so	Goodbye.
Engineer. Private school, so it was a really expensive undergrad. But then they gave me a full scholarship for a MS, so it worked out.	What s your expected salary?
S	Goodbye! Fagit
What kind of market data would you suggest. I'm tempted to include a candlestick chart of any symbols that are mentioned here. what else?	Print out 10-k reports for the companies lmao
Yes	so, i just sold @ 11.04 because i did the opposite of what you nerd were telling me to do. #made$$
Actually make it functional. 90.6% of this sub says thanks	100% of the mod team says thanks
Not necessarily, it could also be that they need the money now.	Very true. It also could be because their cat stepped on their keyboard.
You're in the wrong sub. Smart move though. Amazon was climbing to 2k before this trump slash 2 days we call a recession mess.	Sold half @ 1525 - might hit 1550 on a beat. Whatever I’m happy today.
even better, I live in my girlfriend's parent's condo. It's their second home so they only visit 4-6 times a year. Just have to pay HOA and utilities.	Freeload in rent and use cash to yolo on MU and AMD
I did the same. Picked up about 100k worth this morning. I couldn’t resist that almost 6% dividend	Holy shit is it really that high? 4x Ally
It did work well	My Cisco FD calls worked out as well I pulled everything out and I'm up 75% for the day. I feel like I need to sit back and pretend like I actually have all this money even though I'm gonna blow it on FD's next week.
Yeah now that it shot up 20%. Now you know it’s gud	same thing with mu, its only cheap when it shoots up 20+%
Because I like making money 💰	Wrong sub then.
around 4000 now	I'm sitting with 133....lol. good for you though dude.
Laughed irl	[Proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5ihlu5/whats_up_who_got_questions/db87chj/?context=3)
So short $APPL?	Yes, fuck swift. I own calls though for some reason kill me.
5/18 17.5 strike	SAME
now what	Already lost $40.
I'm feeling quite wasp as well	My bees are perked up

I'm screaming on the inside

We r green af. Algo r trolling weak hands

Try cocaine then. I hear that cures depression

For a little while.

http://imgur.com/6KWrjI4

Pardon your crass use of my likeness

I like this, I will only plan for profit and I should be all set then!

I mean, I think he's right. My planning for both, I would have a lot more money in my accounts than I do today.

I commend you on that. Had to type fast, I have to watch AMD go down a bit before the inevitable spike coming.

My man.

Your improvement makes the analogy work for sure. Paying for the ebay fee after you resell it counts as the broker fee.

OP is not complaining about the fee he pays, he's complaining about the 80&#37; he's losing on the underlying.

Look up the richest Chinese dudes and see which of their companies are publicly traded

But they jail some of the richest people. You have to find the ones that are strongly party aligned/connected.

Lol I just checked the prices. Twtr calls -50% FB -~12% with 2 days til expy.

check again tomorrow ;)

Naw just summed up their last er.

Phew OK. Just gotta check, what's with your flair and all..

And HARD

FUTADICK

we literally keep AMD stock afloat.

sec investigation any day now for mm.

A

B

And back down by Monday

Back down by 09:31 tomorrow

Yeah but better then nothing tbh

Just gotta keep going, cocaine will cure everything eventually

U smat

Wicked smaht

Praise bae.

May the lord open

Sold puts in the IRA. Hoping to get assigned actually. Guess I’ll pocket my sweet $12.

Puts, this guy is screwed in after market. Wait a minute, sold? What are you doing trying to make money off those in this sub?

This is why you let robots do a human's job

[Bears are no match for Zuck's shtoyle.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYZAnn6gPak&ab_channel=KingHomer)

4

So 2

F

Oh I have lost 100% several times. Just keep adding more and keep adding more. My portfolio looks like I started at the top of Everest and have been skiing down hill.

Well, at least you effortlessly summited Everest then. The unfortunate thing is that you didn't die at the top preserving your portfolio at 100% for an eternity like the frozen corpses left strewn all over the mountainside.

But they jail some of the richest people. You have to find the ones that are strongly party aligned/connected.

My dick bleeds when I pee

10%~~~~~~

Not anymore

Didn't you hear bro? Companies that have tons of debt and make hardly any money are the new thing.

YES IT NOSEDIVED WOOOOOOO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

hehe

THIS. Smart move to push a heavier buyback. Zuck knows what's up.

Throwing his big JEWY JEW dick around like it's a solid diamond.

Good, My puts need it tomorrow.

Sorry man, I'm also sitting on some puts just not on semis and unfortunately not JNUG or SPXS. I think we know where we can put ours though :(

No.

Ok.

But This is the first time I've felt movement in my penis in 2 months

IM PITCHING TENTS OVER HERE TOO BRO!

Can u not m8

Ban this faggot if he isnt allergic to peanuts

Believe me, my past performance is indicative of my future result unless I somehow actually turn autistic or have a brain transplant.

Well good thing you're already autistic, you fuck.

Higher, faster, more

Harder, deeper, gayer!

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/87bbio/facebook_has_lost_100_billion_in_10_days_and_now/

Holy shit please stick to index funds

'investing'

Mom he's just a 'friend'

Just today I was seriously thinking about selling the whole Micron position. Then I remembered it's even more of an undervalued company now, if I were to buy anything, it's Micron. So I stay in. See you tomorrow when it's down 10% again.

Why not just sell calls or puts OTM while you're at it?

I’m not him but I posted in that thread crying about holding 5-18 calls @130 strike. Currently down 64%. Hopefully tomorrow shows a change of pace.

I have Jan 135s. I’m excited.

I tried...a week later I couldn't help but buy back in.

This guy bets!

Where’s the DD

Mod fucking deleted it. Unbelievable

Why? it jumped 10% to 10.60, usually if anything there is a sell off or gradual climb, not another massive spike of 5+%

AMD jumped from $10 to $13 within a day after they released their earnings awhile back. It’s definitely possible.

I don't know...I feel like the Fiesta was a waste of money and I only see like one Taurus on the road a month.

In America maybe but the Fiesta is an outrageously popular rally car internationally.

is it just me or did futures just go down a shit load

Just you

$.05/min. But seriously, I have $46.15 sitting doing nothing in my RH account, can I bet this against you somehow?

That's enough for 2 shares of Ethan Allen (ETH) my dude. Earnings tomorrow after hours, should be interesting shitttttttt

The fraud wouldn't have gotten the book thrown at him if the world didn't hate him so much, but Lmao tru

he was under investigation, or at least 'under the SEC's spotlight' before he price hiked iirc....

Mmm. Doubt it.

holy shit lets see if the am keeps this up. He may become a full-blown degenerate after this

it's an acquired taste accessible to a select few

Asshole and cunt really is

You're off by a factor of 10, chief

I meant the futures went up 2 basis points on the margin after the tweet. They we're already green. EMH kemosabe

My old roommate wrote him and got a brief letter back thanking him for support and so on.

Sweet. My issue is that he comes off very pompous (even if he doesn’t intend to) and everyone including himself knows he is very smart, so when it comes to interacting with a personality like that it feels very intimidating to me, so I end up coming off more passive and flustered than I want to as I create a power struggle in my head over it.

Bingo

Bing you say?

I love it when he shit talks in the middle of the day. Put the stock graphs up and watch it react to his tardation. Fascinating stuff.

Holy shit we could pull a Veenamalli and show futures instead after each 'I'm a stable genius' and watch em tank

I second this fag.

I third this, fagg.

I'm a mod too, let's eat crayons together!

This sentence is written too well. This guy isn't a mod he's just a phony!

You're right. I should just gamble on the games instead. Gonna put $100 on Shanghai this week.

It's fun until the obvious match fixing occurs.

Are there any black people on this subreddit

Haven't seen a brother here since ever. Guess I'm your token black man?

Essentially, once you identify a stock is range bound, yes: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rangeboundtrading.asp

So did you sell when AMD violated its trading range and broke to the downside earlier this month? Because that would have been the predictable thing to do, it also would have caused you to sell at the very bottom.

My success with spreads has been when I want to hold until about expiration. Buying and selling same day or even same week can yield shit results

For sure. Spreads take time to realize full profit even when the stock is above the short option.

It should be painful, if you're a faggot

^ that's because he's voluntarily being assfucked through his own bad decisions.

Prior

Hard to fucking say since idk what the value of your option was when you bought it

I would rather be down 5000% than have legal tendies locked in a 3% anything.

Username check out

I’m too fat to sneak in through the mail slot, we’re gonna have to go through the roof

We'll send you in through the sewers and up the toilets.

Fam why, are you trying to be lawyer?

Engineer. Private school, so it was a really expensive undergrad. But then they gave me a full scholarship for a MS, so it worked out.

why does everyone reverberate this same bullshit line whenever he's mentioned?

Because it is true

Enlightened probably thought 'cars' includes the F-150 and whatnot.

Not to mention they are rolling out the new Ranger and still have the Bronco in the works. Ford is a truck company first and are doubling down on that. They will trade sideways with an alright dividend like they have for years.

Done that. Twice. And Archer. And F is for Family. And BoJack Horesman. And God knows what else. I'm considered a professional drinker by most standards.

You and me watch the same shows while drinking alone. Let's not meet up sometime and drink alone in our separate apartments while watching them.

WSB talking about others getting played by the stock market. That’s rich coming from the autists here

I use Robinhood sir. Know the game you play and you're one of the autists here now too

That's going to be 4 more years to your sentence.

Worth.

check again tomorrow ;)

Congrats, I hope it blows big, I’m no hater I like to see people make $ around here. I’m also long some Tech so good news helps my portfolio as well.

Alert. So is a good number of other tech stocks. QQQ is bustin a nut all over putholders

Hopefully it keeps it up I got 4/27 164 165 and 167’s are down a lot lol

looks like another failure

You know it's bad when the first new feature reveled is a smaller case.

Can’t be, he’s outside and people are stood near him. Clothes seem to not be inside-out. He’s not yelling about SPY in a strangled voice. Not looking at his phone. Still has the shirt on his back.

Is he talking to... a girl? 👀

You have to understand

that these things

Got it. Ive been trying to get a grasp on all this, glad Im finally getting it! I have seen that a few times and have finally started to get a handle on the greeks and how they affect options pricing. Appreciate your response!

If you want an example -- go look at Amazon right now and check out their IV...over 100% on 4/27 calls/puts. Look at those astronomical premiums

Even fucking WACHOVIA blew us off man

I mean who schedules a meeting for 4:30 on a Friday?

What made you change?

Basketball

Gulp that kool aid

It's called Truth.

is 20 even reasonable in the next year

Yes

I used to have a thousand.

AMD puts are a fickle mistress aren't they?

You don't net money by donating it...

You do if your wife works for your foundation!

imagine if these were FDs

I had FDs only went up 100% because IV crush

Non-verbal

suicided

Mod fucking deleted it. Unbelievable

Kick ass DD btw. Made me a few tendies. Keep up the work.

Bought a few 269 strike 5/4 calls for $0.56. Really hoping it moonshots; might have myself a ten bagger if it gets up to 276.

Yeah, if.

say it ain't so

Goodbye.

Engineer. Private school, so it was a really expensive undergrad. But then they gave me a full scholarship for a MS, so it worked out.

What s your expected salary?

S

Goodbye! Fagit

What kind of market data would you suggest. I'm tempted to include a candlestick chart of any symbols that are mentioned here. what else?

Print out 10-k reports for the companies lmao

Yes

so, i just sold @ 11.04 because i did the opposite of what you nerd were telling me to do. #made$$

Actually make it functional. 90.6% of this sub says thanks

100% of the mod team says thanks

Not necessarily, it could also be that they need the money now.

Very true. It also could be because their cat stepped on their keyboard.

You're in the wrong sub. Smart move though. Amazon was climbing to 2k before this trump slash 2 days we call a recession mess.

Sold half @ 1525 - might hit 1550 on a beat. Whatever I’m happy today.

even better, I live in my girlfriend's parent's condo. It's their second home so they only visit 4-6 times a year. Just have to pay HOA and utilities.

Freeload in rent and use cash to yolo on MU and AMD

I did the same. Picked up about 100k worth this morning. I couldn’t resist that almost 6% dividend

Holy shit is it really that high? 4x Ally

It did work well

My Cisco FD calls worked out as well I pulled everything out and I'm up 75% for the day. I feel like I need to sit back and pretend like I actually have all this money even though I'm gonna blow it on FD's next week.

Yeah now that it shot up 20%. Now you know it’s gud

same thing with mu, its only cheap when it shoots up 20+%

Because I like making money 💰

Wrong sub then.

around 4000 now

I'm sitting with 133....lol. good for you though dude.

Laughed irl

[Proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5ihlu5/whats_up_who_got_questions/db87chj/?context=3)

So short $APPL?

Yes, fuck swift. I own calls though for some reason kill me.

5/18 17.5 strike

SAME

now what

Already lost $40.

I'm feeling quite wasp as well

My bees are perked up