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nah, probably not tho. AMD ATH this October, book it. | Agreed at this stage. Its finally kicking off | |
Hoping for a TTWO lift soon? | i didnt buy any FDs, expiration in aug | |
They all had fd's lol | Well guess what now it’s bottomed out and it’s time for FDs | |
He said capital structure is irrelevant when you take away the income taxes. He was just trying to demonstrate that when all things equal in vacuum like state, you can't create value out of nothing. Sorry if it was a joke. | Thx now I feel I'm ready for the CFA exam. | |
what | tl;dr leather pants are helluva drug | |
You can change the theme to “raining blood” | And what will the margin call illustration look like? Will it be a soothing down arrow, or something more jarring? Asking for a couple thousand friends. And myself. | |
I bought three 5/18 $250 Calls. Wish me luck. | Buddy! | |
Suuuuure bro, everybody's kidding in here about gainz and losses. Don't worry | I'm only down $1.2M since pre-ER peak | |
Classic USPS strategy | By law USPS has to make profit. That is why postage goes up 5-10% a year so shut your bitch ass up postage is expensive as shit when $10.48 of your $16.95 dildo goes to usps so it can reach you in time for Friday's circle jerk. | |
Yup | nature abhors a gap. Whether it be a gap in a chart or OP's asshole, it always gets filled | |
How much are call options on dem beans? | I sold 60s with a may25 expiry for 30 cents today | |
BRKB? Are you poor or something? | Better liquidity than A and options faggot | |
Comment deleted, what did the filthy commie say? | Probabaly something about sucking cocks. | |
Unlimited. Preferably this tax period | Swing trade CHK options. Go for 20% 17 times. | |
I sold today. My hands were weak, but when it briefly spiked I got out. Only made like 30% because I bought before the whole flipcart thing but I averaged down ASAP. I don't trust this company in the mid-term. | Hands were weak? Should used more lube ya dummy | |
because a lot of teens have mommies credit card | A lot of teens can afford a fucking soda. They’re not going to be pushing fucking Lambos Jesus. | |
Bonehead deep OTM naked call selling is not cool | Why not :( | |
Yup | How do you buy shares AH? | |
Had some 7/20 52.5 and just loaded up on 7/20 60s today. It’s yacht szn boys | Considering going all in on amd or mu after no thought | |
you just reminded me of that scene from The Interview where seth rogen is in North Korea and he literally shoves a dildo up his own ass to hide it from the guards, thanks | you just reminded me of that scene and i literally lol'ed, thanks | |
Oh shit ur rite | O shit waddup | |
Yeaaa got some 190 FDs this week too. Godspeed. | Bless up 🙏🏻 | |
what's the exp date on those calls? | 6/1, prob gonna sell them after earnings tho | |
Probably not | Whoever thought North Korea will fully dismantle nukes after whatever the fuck Trump did with the Iran Deal really should stay content working at Mickey d’s and trading penny stocks. Doesn’t seem like Asian stock markets have gone down much at all anyways. | |
It must suck being a fund where you need to be responsible and cant all in on MU. But then again people are paying you to play with their money. | Are there any funds who's managers just fuck around yolo'ing $MU FDs all day long? Asking for my IRA. | |
It’s actually like this, people who are normal get limp dick. Really horny people who prematurely ejaculate become normal. You got PE son | This guy blows | |
cuz bro if you just look at the historical charts you can draw lines around the ups and downs and if they form cool triangle shapes and stuff you can infer exactly what will happen in the future ez | I put all my money in a cup and hold it by the handle | |
I figure it’s just whenever the big boys have there entry and exit points | It is. They decide them with charts | |
How in the faggot hell did you come to that conclusion? | Some next level TA there | |
Ya instagram is probably worth around 60-100bil now | Would it be worth that much without FB driving users over to them? Every day I get reminder from FB to signup for Instagram because all my friends are using it. I keep saying no but it keeps asking. | |
Then that play makes more sense. That dude was literally picking up pennies lmao. | Selling naked is dumb (if that's what he did). Just do a vertical credit spread, literally the same concept minus the risk (or at least a much more defined risk). | |
No, hes asking about the name of the movie | Better Call Margin | |
Why not :( | Did you learn why yet | |
The color is the only issue you have with those shoes? | If you going to charge a thousand dollars at least don't be corporate grey | |
I had 75k in mu shares. Everyone kept telling me to learn options so I did and am doing.... Bit better now haha. | It helps to play long term and ITM at first if you're used to thinking in terms of when it makes sense to long or short the underlying for a solid swing. Your break even is much lower and still about 50% as capital intensive. It's largely same analysis and you still get the added leverage. | |
right but not the obligation my nibba | Thanks dude it's stressful I got this 12.5 amd call that's up like 400% but everything else is down :( | |
Where do you buy Tecent options? I feel my broker \(RBC\) doesn't offer it, thinking about switching to something else. | Gotta use a Hong Kong broker, not available to USA markets. Interactive Brokers might offer it I think, if their commercials are accurate. | |
not surprised for RH but fidelity i am. i use e trade and robinhood its on etrade i think | Yea I couldn’t buy and as expected it jumps. God damnit. | |
Yeah that jun $2.5P is looking good to me | Did 2.5p for August, thanks for alerting me to this dumpster fire | |
Simple just don't drop out, problem solved. | Fuck I wish I would have known this before I dropped out of CS | |
We don't have a home sale either but this is also a problem in southern Michigan according to some friends. People are paying 6-7K over ask to be the most competitive offer. You can sell most homes here in less than 24 hours. | Dang. Buy you a plot of land and a single wide trailer and post up. | |
Im curious what this was supposed to turn into | nothing really. Thought it was a funny response. gave you the Win | |
Depends on your personal preference. | Fuckin love hammers | |
I've been bagholding 150 shares since it hit 13 in September... I think I want off this crazy ride ^^so ^^I ^^can ^^blow ^^it ^^all ^^on ^^FDs | You bought the on the wrong side. | |
Did you tell your wife you lost all that money too? What did she have to say after that? lol | c'mon man, we only celebrate wins!!! she does know i lost all of it though. Just like in a movie, it all started the day after I took her out to dinner to celebrate all the wins. The next day the correction started. You're welcome | |
there should be plenty of good news so I hope they don't waste an ER surprise on Monday | I agree, we got a good slate of stuff coming up. Hopefully AMAT doesn't kill the hype tomorrow | |
Thanks, the cash flow statement really is a joke. This BS news report got me. | Yeah. Moviepass was a Good idea, but not good enough make money. | |
Thanks! | Tell me you got in before that jump! | |
But what if this time is different | There is a word for that, “cognitive dissonance” | |
Because Elon's dick is so far deep inside liberal cali, if he pulled out it would cause a catastrophic earthquake knocking cali into the pacific ocean | But if he moved to Florida would it cause a CA tax revenue crisis? | |
Best trade I ever made was playing AMAT like that on last earnings. However,I don't like betting the same way on the same horse twice, but that could just be emotion getting in the way | Would it be dumb to make another call on AMAT at this point? | |
Gotcha, so 600 will be for the loan payment. Then what's the 180 you mentioned before for? Thanks. | per month I pay 600 toward my loan amount, 180 to the month in interest, like 280 for escrow which is money I would need to pay if I owned my house. For instance if I have no loan I would still have to pay Home Insurance and Taxes 1-2 times a year. | |
What MU calls did you make? | 5/25 $56 Calls. I plan on making options plays all the way up. | |
You learnin’ tho | I don’t think he is 😞 | |
Ah yeah I got it. I wish I had that kind of info though. | Even if you don't, it is hard to prove that you didn't know something if it ever comes to that. If you work with people who do be careful | |
Why did you put a nerd guy ? We aren't nerds , we are like Jordan Belfort | Nerd. | |
Yea but you are on a subreddit where the main flair is a million dollar yacht. Strategic defaults aren't terrible. Have you talked to someone who did a strategic default? | I know more than a couple people who executed strategic defaults very well. For the shithole the economy was back then they walked away in much better shape than plenty of other people. | |
rounding error? | You measure an earnings beat on earnings per share, there is no profit beat. EPS is net income minus divis for preferred shares/ number of shares outstanding. | |
yeah if you didn't buy before 2014... I feel bad for you. All my friends doubled their money buying apartments. $200k in 2014, just over $420k now (yeah I adjusted the figures to make a weed joke) | Lol I bought a condo just on the edge of the Denver zip code for $162k in 2016, sold it 11 months later having done zero work on it for $195k without listing. 2014 ain’t shit | |
F | A | |
I'm holding a bit longer | Same, I'm expecting it to be trading around $60 in 20 days | |
pot and mountains tho | not called mile high for nothing! | |
i own 5 of those exact contracts. It's fuckin retarded, i bet the stock was worth 0, SEC confirms. I lose? | I lost 30 put contracts for 5 and 30 for 2.5 in the April expiry and will lose 30 contracts for 5 and 5 contracts for 7.5 in may....if only I got June I would make everything back... | |
but then again, no | Yes | |
Please note that once you buy, it will go down as is tradition | I'll hold off for y'all. | |
That doesn't sound right | [obligatory](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/922/662/786.png) | |
Bought at 14.14 and finna buy more. Winner's stock. | I bought in at 13.5 and was very tempted to sell today now that they're hovering > 15 | |
HAHAHA this guy is legit retarded | ;( | |
Mine are up 200%. Bought monday for .04 and sold today for .14 | I should have sold at .20 this morning \- thinking tomorrow it goes over strike. | |
* Puts down phone. Walks disheartened out of gay club * | You can be my girl bb | |
I felt it was my duty after reading this sub often. | Fuck off you autistic fag, also welcome to the club. | |
Canadian mortgages are full-recourse (except in Alberta), there will be blood in the streets. | does that make the rates lower? | |
I think the name is pretty dope | Sounds too much like jaundice. | |
O | T | |
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Restaurant_at_the_End_of_the_Universe | 42? | |
I'm so irritated. I should have left Chipotle alone and especially in the timeframe I did. I don't even have a shit ER to pray for. | Did you think Chipotle was a pump and dump? Why would you fight the trend like that? | |
How much for your services sir? | 2 mu October 55c | |
better today than i was 2 weeks ago | Yo same bro | |
That was my plan too. I feel like today was a little too bullish on no news other than that analyst saying cash apps downloads were more than Venmo in the last month or so. Least I didn’t yolo on the short I entered today. | Look at the chart. Literally straight green for 2+ weeks. Gambler's fallacy and all but at some point it's gotta be too good to be true right? | |
One of us. We accept you one of us. | GOOBLE GOBBLE! GOOBLE GOBBLE! | |
Also, have you considered private school? If you need to live in a more expensive area with higher property taxes for a good public school, it may actually be cheaper to live in a cheaper area and just send your kids to a good private school. | i am leaning that way. | |
Just pick something to go all in with the 200 bucks | Lol I will post until I lose everything | |
Does cash count? | Sure, cash is a meme. | |
How do you lose more than 100% of your investment? | Yeah how?? | |
spy and most major index. | Don’t forget UVXY! | |
this is true, either way good luck with everything! sure it will all work out, going about it very pragmatically | Thanks man, I’m an over thinker as you can see in that block of text | |
13k in collateral to make a $360 gain though? A 2.7% return on 13k? He'd probably have been better off just outright buying AAPL. | I agree, this trade on its own is not an effective use of capital, but it can be hedged without needing that much more in collateral. I would morph the position into a short strangle, higher chance of profit. | |
buy FD put. mrkt red tmrw. get rich. fck bitches. | Ahhh | |
Then you should be asking the government for a refund quarterly | You can also get free food from the government, be sure to ask about their EBT Club | |
That was a younger, more ambitious me. I’ve matured a lot since the last MU run up | Haven’t we all. I like the NVDA position as well. Options are so pricey but I have them sitting at around $300, but will they get there in a month? Might pick some up | |
Curse is broken. TMUS two days in a row. Rocket ship ready to take off back to $65 | Good call dude | |
~2500 | I’m about to ask a real retarded question, borderline dumbass: why does your “all time” appear in green when it looks like youre are currently under where you started ? | |
Explanation - I've been staring at this page on and off all day, and the bid ask spread was normal, with the option price displaying as the average between those. Twice during the day, the price just plummeted, and the cause was someone placing an essentially unfillable buy order, presumeably as a troll. This doesn't effect the 'actual' price you'd pay if you bought a contract, I know, just the displayed price. | I do the troll bids all the time. Sometimes it’s so annoying if you do a single contract they’ll buy it just to make you fuck off. | |
Are those Jan. 2020 $90s? | Fuck yeah they are. Only 5.40 too. | |
Did you calculate pouring money into the gaping pit called home maintenance? | Considering I have spent 12,000 on repairs in 8 years in my house. New fireplace, new hvac, new roofing insurance claim, 3 appliances and 2 rooms of flooring yea I did. I still come out ahead. | |
Greatest investor of all time. I'm pretty sure he said to put all your money in gold once | Didnt he actually make a lot of money of selling covered calls before the internet bubble popped? | |
glengarry glen ross.. the actual scene is gold | Is the movie worth a watch overall? | |
[done and done ](https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/8jytsz/our_fearless_leader/?st=JH9N03TH&sh=028c960a) | lol. they bought it. | |
I need to talk with my wife... actually I'd like to talk to a mortgage broker, anybody you recommend? | Bitch better like me, sent her ass to Cabo | |
if you wake me up | G |
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