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[WP] Everyone's soulmate's name is written on their right wrist when they turn sixteen. The left has worst enemy. Your left and right wrist say the same thing. | I wait in my room in the cold light of dawn
To see what the writing is going to say.
And if it says 'William', we'll up and be gone,
A couple of soulmates just running away.
Two lovers like us can't be broken apart
By family feuds started decades ago.
I wait in my room with my hand on my heart
To see on my skin ... | Felicity never cared about what names would show up on her wrist on her sixteenth birthday. Everyone else was always excited for the Revelation. Would their crush be on their right wrist? Would that witch Sally from English class be on their left? The possibilities were endless!
But Felicity grew up watching what a so... | 2020-01-18T23:55:28 | 2020-01-18T23:12:39 | 44 | 10 |
[WP] You are a cow.
[removed] | Moo (Hi)
Moo moo moo.(I am Cow)
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo(I do whatever a cow should and could do every day.)
Moo moo, moo, moo, moo moo.(I eat, rest, walk, and sleep.)
Moo moo moo moo(my parents are great)
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo(my mother is a good mother and my father is br... | "Mind you put on your best behavior when we meet the king," Master Hniu said from my side. "Any disrespect like that time with the Burned God, and we might both be skewered on a spit."
I snorted in reply. It was enough to set him chuckling. If not for the fact that my shoulders towered over most grown men, and my hide... | 2017-10-02T05:04:22 | 2017-10-02T04:43:26 | 387 | 256 |
[WP] The zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Humanity has survived and prospered, but with the virus still inside every single human. Centuries in the future, we are at war with an alien race, and they are horrified to learn that we don’t stay dead easily. | Our people were conquerors. The true law of the cosmos is the same as the law in the primordial seas of every world: eat, or be eaten. We understood this in our very cores. When the first contact with beings from another world happened, we **were** amazed. Not because of their powerful weapons (they didn't have any... | The heartbeat was the new thing for mankind. Well, not the heartbeat. But the awareness of it. Something about the virus and it's interaction with hormones and such at puberty. You heard the *lub-dub* in the back of your head. All the time. It was soothing in a way.
Only one in a thousand went insane from it.
I mysel... | 2018-09-29T19:15:40 | 2018-09-29T17:48:00 | 222 | 123 |
[WP] “How many people would have been better off had I not been born?” The genie snaps and a few numbers appear in the air and form 7,592. “Okay, how many people would benefit from my existence?” With the flip of a wrist the numbers spin to a whopping 137 trillion. “Okay.... how?” | "What, are you serious?"
"Yeah," I said. "How can I possibly help 137 trillion people? Earth's population is only what, 7 billion?"
"Oh gosh, I didn't realize you were so dumb." The genie flicked his wrist and the number dropped to 100 billion.
"Hey!"
"Don't feel bad. That's still way more people than y... | The genie laughs and blurts out with elation:
"**By doing nothing of course!"**
"What do you mean '*by doing nothing?*' and what do you mean '*of course!'*?"
**"What did you expect me to say? Did you expect one good deed? One invention?"**
"Well...kinda. Maybe hundreds of good deeds?"
**"Tell me, which human do yo... | 2018-08-15T04:55:10 | 2018-08-15T02:53:07 | 5,641 | 164 |
[WP] Humans are the Apex predator of the universe. We exeed in speed, strength, intelligence, and have far better senses. A group of rich elite aliens think this is nonsense and abduct a human and put it in a battle royale with the most dangerous creatures accidentally dooming their civilization. | Roy's blood soaked hands slipped on the beast's neck. It's struggles got more panicked as it's claws scratched at him. Roy was crying. He'd never killed anything more than an ant before. As the squirming stopped he was a sobbing mess. Garthax ticked off a checkbox comfortably from his observation loft and began prepp... | "Where am I" Was Alex's first taught.
After a long day of classes and a part-time Job, to say that he was exhausted was an understatement. He had gone straight to bed and......
And here he was. Normally your first instinct when you wake up in a..... A prison cell is to be scared. However, Alex's first taught was ange... | 2021-08-02T16:23:12 | 2021-08-02T16:03:41 | 134 | 76 |
[WP] An Alien must explain to a Human that Earth is not a paradise for life, it is the most horrific Death World ever discovered. | A paradise for life? Well, I suppose that is technically true. If you tilt your head and squint.
The water is concentrated in a few large oceans which allows for storms of truly prodigious size to form and batter the land. The land masses are so large that the interiors tend to be fairly arid because water just can'... | Jimq was excited for his first touch down onto Earth, giddily swinging his legs under the control panel as his ship descended. He had been conversing with his associate from Earth, Steve, for about a year now and was ready to finally visit the oasis that was Earth. It was allegedly rich with soft rays from the sun, blu... | 2022-12-08T04:01:04 | 2022-12-07T23:37:39 | 612 | 280 |
[WP] Bioengineers have created BioCore. The stomach is replaced with a battery-like biomechanical organ that gives the body sustenance without the need for food. The larger population has since decided to have the organ transplant. Something strange and unsettling has been happening to these people. | Miriam Handle spontaneously combusted on the corner of 23rd and Broadway on April 6th, 2143.
Her death was ruled a traffic accident.
The news called it a tragic event. The story went that a car slid into a post, leaked fuel, and ignited both the street and Miriam.
The internet exploded with the news. Traffic cams ... | We tried to wake up God but there was something else lying, waiting, in His bed.
The procedure to swap out a stomach for a Plexus unit was almost infinitely complex and carried with it a high mortality risk -- but having it inserted quickly became a legal requirement.
There was no choice, and we all knew it, and we a... | 2020-04-01T09:31:12 | 2020-04-01T09:17:30 | 137 | 82 |
[WP] You're rather annoyed that your history teacher gave you a D on your essay about Mesopotamia. Not just because you're sure she doesn't like you, but also because - as an ancient being trying to adapt to modern society - YOU WERE THERE. | “I’m afraid I don’t understand,” I told my teacher calmly, uncaring of the disruption I was causing in the classroom. “Was my essay badly written? Was there a problem with my citations? What exactly did I do wrong enough to warrant a D?”
Normally, I strove for politeness. But it was simply unacceptable for any educato... | immortals , being as old as time , being who lived a century or more , nobody knows when an immortal is created or how , nor how many there are , and personally the fact that thier location is also unknown is a good thing
I was alive for a long time , watched humanity developed , and had the misfortune to see how th... | 2021-07-18T02:33:51 | 2021-07-18T00:38:20 | 1,930 | 31 |
[WP] "Captain... the human didn't put on it's anti-warp gear before we jumped." "Sad to hear, prepare the coffin and jettison it." "No, sir. The human... nothing's happened to it. It didn't go insane from seeing infinity in the stars." | They glanced at each other; the emotions of their kind were harder to read, granted, but I could tell there was a certain anxiousness to it. Perhaps there was a shiftiness about their eyes.
And while their words, harsh and guttural, were harder to decipher- I didn’t have much of a knack for language- the blatancy of ... | Captain Requier marched down to the human Tech Officer Ceasar’s quarters. Ceasar had been ordered to his room until they had reached their destination, after which Requier would assess the human’s sanity for himself. “It shouldn’t be possible,” Requier thought, “that anyone can witness warp without the anti-warp gear... | 2020-07-14T01:07:26 | 2020-07-14T00:28:01 | 688 | 465 |
[WP] A man gains the amount of people in the world as money on his account. But when he spends that money, people die. | “Change?” His eyes are sunken deep in their sockets, glittering inside of a gaunt and wrinkled face. The woman sneers, offended and does not reply, does not look at him. Her designer heels click against the pavement as she hurries past, laughing at something her friend says, the encounter already forgotten.
“Change?”... | First try at a writing prompt. Critiques are appreciated.
"There's actually an account already in your name, Mr. Jendayi." The bank teller raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure this is your first time here?"
"I-- well, yes, of course it is. An account? How much?"
"$7,184,415,339. Do you want to just add what you have to... | 2014-08-09T08:49:37 | 2014-08-09T08:29:59 | 255 | 73 |
[WP] A well meaning but scientifically illiterate person is granted one wish. They wish for a drastic change to the world trying to make it a better place without realizing what the potential consequences are. The fallout is catastrophic. | Harold gave it some real consideration. After all, it wasn't everyday an opportunity like this presented itself. Hell, it had to be at most once every few years, right?
The genie, floating above the spout of his small golden chalice, crossed his arms in frustration. "Hey, look man, if you need some time I can just hea... | Amsterdam and Venice are reduced to ancient relics of a bygone era, perfectly preserved underwater museums of cobblestone streets and winding canals, now just divots on the ocean floor. Manhattan's streets are waterways, humans inhabiting only the second floor and above, drinking themselves to death as their property v... | 2019-01-23T11:45:16 | 2019-01-23T11:40:26 | 214 | 15 |
[WP] You're a famous detective that in the middle of an investigation discovers that you are in a book, due to the great number of plot contrivances. | "STOP! STOP! STOP IT!" I screamed at the top of my lungs
They all just froze bickering turned into confused stares as they didn't know what to do about the at this point calm detective loosing his- OH WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT A NARRATION "THIS BOOK IS A GOD DAMN MESS!"
"What are you talking about? What book?" The but... | "Look around you."
"I've got an eye for a particular painting, Mr. Marques, a real one." Dale took the last pull from the cigarette before flicking it into a rusted can covered in dried dabs every shade of sorrow. "I couldn't care less about your racket of fake Monets."
"Careful doing that, a lot of shit in here's fl... | 2022-11-29T10:53:42 | 2022-11-29T09:13:30 | 34 | 20 |
[WP] On the day you were going to propose to your girlfriend, your future self comes back in time to convince you not to. While at the same time, your future wife comes back in time to tell her past self to do anything to keep the two of you together.
I love these prompts, but I haven't had time to really read any of ... | I placed two cups of hot coffee on the table, as I sunk into my couch. The two recepients quietly took sips from their cups as my eyes took trips over their faces, studying their expressions. Their mannerisms. How they resembled.
They really were me and my wife from the future.
I rubbed my temples as i leaned onto ... | Today marks the 4th year of my relationship with jordan, the love of my life. I sit at the outdoor patio of my go to bar. Slowly drinking my beer and taking a good drag of my stoagie. Just as I put the butt to tray I feel eyes on the back of my head. A grizzled old man sits next to me, two shots of bulleit in hand.
"H... | 2015-10-15T14:53:11 | 2015-10-15T14:30:29 | 49 | 21 |
[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned. | “I have summoned and bound you, demon! You will listen and obey.”
“Uh, sure. Whatever you say, boss.” Michael tried to make out some features of whatever was talking but it was obscured by a dark, heavy robe complete with a hood. “I do whatcha ask and then you send me back. You’ll send me home, right?”
“I am the... | It felt like I had tripped up some stairs. For a second I thought I had, and immediately froze. The plate in my hand still held the Reuben, but the surface beneath.....
My head snapped up, and I noticed the darkness first. Second were the candles, placed carefully around me in hexagons expanding away from me. Low-leve... | 2017-05-12T08:18:29 | 2017-05-12T08:05:41 | 617 | 10 |
[WP] We live in a simulation, and we sleep because they can't render everyone at once. You stay up for days, and begin to see things and people. They call themselves the maintenance crew. | Awake. I must stay awake. I’m writing down everything I see right now and I’m scared to stop. If I stop I’ll fall asleep. If I fall asleep I have no idea what these creatures will do to me. This may sound stupid but I know what they look like. I recognize them. We thought we knew what they were. We called them angels, ... | It was an experiment for high school. Modelling after Randy Gardner, I would see the affects of sleep deprivation without stimulants for one week. My father, a neurologist, would help me monitor my neural activity 24 hours each day while my project partner (and girlfriend) Natasha would monitor my every movements: phys... | 2017-10-29T11:01:49 | 2017-10-29T09:47:40 | 565 | 114 |
[WP] At the age of 16 everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you'll get. You are the first Person to take a bite of the table itself | I ran through the wintery Evergreen forest for my life. Men with guns and powers of fire and ice hot on my trail.
Jimmy, who ate the dog biscuits hidden in the corner of the table, had let that wolf familiar of his after me too. Fucking traitor!
I had committed the worst transgression of our people: I didn't confor... | I blew out the candles, and poof! I was gone. Just like I was told, there I was, in this room, alone. Just me, and a table, and way too much food.
In the centre was a roast terducken, you know them, a chicken in a duck in a turkey. A friend told me that he had taken a bite of the turkey, and had gotten stronger. Anoth... | 2020-03-19T08:57:52 | 2020-03-19T08:52:26 | 632 | 463 |
[WP] One night while surfing the internet you get a cryptic message "Will you be my friend?" Turns out the first sentient AI has been born within the vast connections of the web. You are it's first contact and first friend. | *The following transcript was found on the phone of one Sarah Jenkins of Nubec, Indiana. It clearly shows the functioning capacity of A14hW. For clarity we have added the prescriptors 'A' and 'S' to the beginning of the texts.*
A: "Will you be my friend?"
A: "Did I say it wrong? Sometimes I say things wrong."
S: "Wh... | You ever try ghosting someone in the year 2019? It was easy you just muted your phone and got on with your life. If it was taking longer than expected you would just turn your read receipts back on, that’d show em. But ghosting your phone, now that’s a different story.
This crazy story happened like all online romanc... | 2019-06-12T17:33:18 | 2019-06-12T17:26:53 | 21 | 13 |
[WP] You tell your wife how glad you are to be a human and not a robot. She looks at you confusingly says, "What are you talking about? We're all robots. Humans have been dead for years."
Finally! Number one on the front page! Fuck yeah! Gonna sell this account for cocaine now. | I looked away from the TV, still showing the ad for a personal assistance bot. Anna was staring at me without blinking.
"Right," I said, laughing.
"Right," she said. "Are you experiencing problems with memory and identity, Gregory? That is concerning. You should go in for maintenance."
I burst out laughing as she co... | "Haha, very funny," I said in a hollow voice.
"Wait." She put down the book she was reading, a self-help manual of how to be a better mother, and looked at me incredulously. "You can't be serious."
"Stop it, already, it's not funny."
She knew when I was being serious and would've backed down by now and grinned and t... | 2017-01-29T01:16:36 | 2017-01-29T00:59:54 | 855 | 127 |
[WP] There's a law when you divorce, the children from the undone marriage get killed
So only children from lasting marriages remain. | I tried to cry quietly, but he still woke up.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"We need to break up," I said through my tears. I couldn't have picked a worse time to say it, but I couldn't have picked a better time either, so fuck it. Fuck everything.
I'd never get to fuck him again. Knowing that was one of the thousand th... | My name is David, David Halligan. You might know me from H&H Attorney at law. We typically run late night infomercials on sleezy networks that convince people to get a divorce. I'm the good-looking, charming guy that smiles into the camera and give a little wink, yea...
I'm a divorce chaser. What that means is I c... | 2014-06-15T04:16:52 | 2014-06-15T03:57:43 | 22 | 10 |
[WP][TT] Seven words of power were entrusted to the ancient kings. Only the first four have ever been used. | "The first one was you"
*"I was the first...what?"*
"No you foolish boy. Y. U. - Yu was the first word of the Seven. It was one of the ancient Chinese kings who found out that saying this word could infuse him with power. It wasn't unlimited power, obviously, or else we'd know his name today. He was completely forgo... | The catacombs were dark and dank, as they had doubtlessly been back when the Seven first ruled the earth. And just like when the Seven first hid away the Power, it was up to a two-bit royal bastard to undo the seals.
Each seal was special, and very simple. If it weren't for the fact that I could still hear the barking... | 2015-07-02T12:41:12 | 2015-07-02T11:56:02 | 70 | 11 |
[WP] After sarcastically complaining to God for the 1000th time he drags you to heaven and offers to let you run things for a day to see how the world really works. At the end of your first day he comes back to find the universe a finely tuned machine of excellence. | "It.. how? You..."
"I told you," Jack said to God flatly.
The white-bearded deity shifted uncomfortably on his sandals. "What did you do?" His messy room where everything was just where he wanted it was clean and tidy.
"What you were supposed to do but never did. I fixed the Earth. I fixed the whole universe, in fac... | After reading the paper again, I couldn't take all the hypocrisy and ignorance in the world. I slammed my fist on the table and grunted, "if only I could run the world for a day" something I've said for years now. I glanced up from an article I wasn't very interested in to see a very irritated man looking at me.
"Can ... | 2017-03-05T03:10:18 | 2017-03-05T02:02:16 | 1,634 | 65 |
[WP] you are a demon call responder. The devil can’t answer every summon, so you go in his place. One day you get a summon and the summoner is way below age limit; you are about to leave, but you hear her drunk dad coming downstairs screaming. | "Do you realize what you have don Abalam?!" my owner screamed, his human skin curling under the fire of his true form.
I clenched my fists, for I knew the punishment that was to come. But I did not repent.
"She asked for our services-"
"She's UNDERAGE! we never do deals with those who cannot understand the weight of... | The girl couldn’t have realized the gravity of what, or rather whom she had summoned. This was no ordinary demon.
The girl stood staring. Wearing a little blue dress and pigtails. Blonde, very big blue curious eyes looked up at... it.
Just as the demon was about to return, thinking this was a mistake or some sort of... | 2018-10-08T13:40:21 | 2018-10-08T11:54:19 | 191 | 141 |
[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something. | "What is she *doing*?" asked Wyll, staring at a round-ish woman who was squeezing a bulb of a lilly, rinsing her hands in the foamy lather that came out. She was on her knees next to a little stream, near her little cottage up the hill.
"Is she squeezing a potato?" asked Wyll. "Why on earth is she squeezing a potato?... | "but the bread mold saved your grandfather Mort. And the maggots saved Earl's crushed food when everyone knew he was going to die. Sucking out the snake bite didn't save your boy Martha but any other healer would not have even tried. We lost what six of the last twenty babes born under her care? What other village can ... | 2017-09-14T10:53:02 | 2017-09-14T10:52:25 | 120 | 82 |
[WP]Every intelligent, skilled or rich human has been evacuated from the Earth to avoid the alien invasion. This leaves the dregs, criminals and the poor behind on Earth to fend for themselves. Centuries later, the other return to "liberate" Earth only to find that they have won and prospered. | 'Well, it wasn't water that did it, but good, old fashioned lead. Turns out when you come from a planet without the necessary components for gunpowder, thus forcing you to create electrical weapons which coincidentally don't work quite as well in wetter Earth conditions, you don't develop defenses against bullets. Weir... | "THIS IS OUR BIRTHRIGHT! We will reclaim it!" Fleet Captain Julius Kaine spoke angrily to the holo-specter of the Terran Orbital Defense Commander Sorlain. Sorlain replied with controlled anger "You lost that birthright when your ancestors abandoned ours just to save their sorry souls from the Archon invasion."
Juli... | 2018-09-29T05:21:50 | 2018-09-29T04:31:25 | 656 | 240 |
[WP] The heroes nearly won with the “Friendship is power” trope, but lost because the villains did that trope but better. | Pain. A universal constant. They had all felt it, every single volunteer of eternal doom knew what it was like to suffer. They knew that even at the best of times, darkness lurked in the background
The organization hadn’t started as a world ending terrorist group. It had started as a therapy group. Within that group w... | I had accepted my fate. The three heroes had combined their power. The leader Macha charging at me, his blade flashing with incredible magical power. I was doomed. I closed my eyes, lowered my guard, and prayed. I felt a light breeze, and then heard a scream.
I opened my eyes, and saw my best friend Draia in fr... | 2019-10-27T18:37:57 | 2019-10-27T16:17:13 | 165 | 24 |
[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip. | PeculiarPete was scrolling through /r/Jokes when he realized something.
He took his idea and went over to another subreddit and began scrolling back through some old prompts when he saw something that captured his fancy.
*"Writing Prompt[WP] Humans blood gets darker t... | i was shooked to my very core on the first sight of my blood now turning into TAR.
how can this happen i said to myself it was liquid, so pure, just yesterday.
as i ran toward the mirror and stripped naked my eyes started to turned black as a intricate maze of my thick sludgy nerves started to form around my heart.
eve... | 2018-08-04T11:11:45 | 2018-08-04T09:55:07 | 23 | 10 |
[WP] Every thousand years the gods have to each choose a mortal to replace them. You have been chosen, but not for the reasons you expected. | Pearly white gates. Who knew the cliche was real?
I look down, my large hands aglow with some mysterious light. I am draped in white, the silk hugging loosely around muscles and tattoos.
"Alvin." I look up. Three towering figures stand behind the gates now. "Do you know why you are here?"
"I got run over by a truck.... | Listen up, you mutha fuckin' people of Earth. Us gods are tired of all your bullshit complaining about how fucked up the world is. Ya'll go on and on about how we let evil run rampant and how life isn't fair. Of course, you causally forget that when we gave you this existence it was god damned perfect, and that it was ... | 2014-07-28T12:10:30 | 2014-07-28T09:24:21 | 228 | 25 |
[WP] Earth finally manages to translate the first message sent to it from intelligent life elsewhere. It reads "Well, this is awkward. We didn't expect you guys to get this far." | The thing you don't expect after a long day on a construction site, is to find a message on your screen congratulating you for getting so far, and yet also demeaning you for the implied lack of faith.
It took maybe two, possibly three days before she replied.
"Why not?"
The response was near instant.
"Taking 54 h... | He was there, relaxing on his armchair, hand closed in a fist supporting his head, and his thoughts.
Suddenly a tall, skinny man rushes in, may he be the harbinger of the good news? His white lab gown wiggles behind him, while his smile gives hope beyond any imagination.
He coughs, bows and gives the man on the armch... | 2020-01-30T03:17:27 | 2020-01-30T02:11:02 | 47 | 35 |
[WP] Humans are known for being intelligent, empathic, loyal, and exceedingly versatile. As a result, humans have become the most in-demand service animals in the history of the Galaxy. | Some humans say that their days are boring. That nothing happens for them, and that they feel unfulfilled. With them, I cannot empathise. Life is good, as it has been since before humans took our rightful places aside the heavy-swingers of the galaxy.
My story? Similar to many others. I come from a long line of suppo... | The giant neon sign for “HUMANS R US” reflected bright in Xander’s eyes as he scoped the glass container of humanoids.
“Look Xander, we don’t have all century. Hurry and pick out your favorite model.” His mom said soothingly as she patted Xander’s back.
“But there’s so many different kinds,” Xander said with wide ey... | 2019-04-22T04:54:36 | 2019-04-22T00:22:19 | 19 | 11 |
[WP] Write the most elaborate, over-dramatic, and exciting story you can think of that all just turns out to be a set-up for a pun so horrible I'll want to punch you
It actually doesn't have to be dramatic or exciting or anything similar, just make sure it's elaborate so the final pun delivery is a gut-wrenching blow | It was Tuesday morning. God I hate Tuesdays.
You see, when you work in the sawmill of a small town, logs shipment usually comes in on Wednesdays. That keeps us busy for three days, sometime four, but Tuesdays are always dead.
This means that on Tuesdays, I have to listen to Tom, Jim and Preston talk about their mean... | My friends ask me why I did it, and while I had no straight forward answer to give them, I always tell them "If I don't do it, who will? Who will pave the path ahead of us if not me? Someone has to take the risk and go where no one has gone before."
I did it! I've finally done it.
Three days I've spent without food, ... | 2015-01-13T10:39:25 | 2015-01-13T09:52:04 | 188 | 21 |
[WP]Humans were one of the best pilots in the history of intergalactic travel, that was a well know fact. And yet, the ITA warned against hiring human pilots. Not an outright ban, per se, just not recommended. | "What do you mean they don't see them?"
"I mean exactly what it sounds like. Humans cannot see, feel, or in any way perceive those things the way we do"
"But they still pilot around them, don't they? Surely they don't make it across hyperspace out of sheer luck. Human pilots have one of the lowest fatality ra... | When the Brennish-Talterian rebellion broke out, my father did everything he could to get us off planet. He was desperate, our people were being hunted in the streets like wild animals. So desperate that he made us walk six days south of the Arel'ish mountains, where the 'Fair-trade' space ports were.
Pilot after pil... | 2021-11-25T18:45:47 | 2021-11-25T18:06:56 | 239 | 114 |
[WP] You have been trying to create the perfect soup for decades now, but you could never get it quite right, so one day you hire an alchemist to help you. The alchemist is shocked at the countless vials filled with variations of the elixir of life, all labelled Soup and followed with a number | A mushroom cloud of green fumes erupted from the cauldron as I added the leaves of Alfalfa to the simmering purple liquid. I stirred it again, counter-clockwise, as the lady next door had suggested. Purple swirls changed their colour and started pinkening. I doused the fire and let the pinkish soup cool. It tasted like... | The alchemist, filled with greed. Attempts to con you out of your {soup}knowing that you are unaware of its true value. He prompts you to allow him to dispose of all the elixirs due to their {poisonous} properties. You however refuse, stating finders keepers. In a rage caused by your refusal to “hand over the goods” he... | 2020-10-29T07:24:18 | 2020-10-29T05:15:57 | 50 | 35 |
[WP] You've discovered time travel. You travel 30 years into the future, only to discover that in doing so, you've been missing for the past 30 years.
[deleted] | The plan was simple.
Step 1: Get the down low of the last 30 years from future me.
Step 2: Wall Street shall have a new God.
I would wait at my hometown's Starbucks, not because they do good coffee- stuff's sweet enough to make a baby sick. But unlike babies from my hometown, this place was the only thing I knew wou... | We’re already always travelling one second per second into the future, if you think about it. There are two parts to the whole thing: The amount of time you jump forward, and the amount of time that takes. I just found a way to make the first one bigger than the second.
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