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Remus raised his hands in a placating fashion. "My apologies Molly, Arthur, but I overheard part of the conversation. I want to help, and I know that Harry would too." Remus purposefully left out Sirius.
"I... that is we appreciate the offer, but we..." Molly started.
"Do not think of it as charity, Molly. Think of it as Harry helping a family that he loves." Remus tried.
Arthur crossed over to Remus and outstretched his hand to him. "I would appreciate anything that you could do for us." Remus shook his hand.
"I even have a healer in mind. She is a muggle born who like the rest of the majority of them returned to the muggle world after being shunned here. She is fully qualified in both worlds, and is a friend of mine."
"That would be great. Thank you Remus." Molly said as she revived her only daughter.
Ginny took a startled breath an looked at her family. She squinted her eyes.
Remus smiled at her. "I am no longer your professor remember?"
"What’s going on?" Ginny asked.
"I will leave that for your parents to explain." Remus stood and turned to Ron. "I will let you all handle this as a family. I came here for a reason however. Ron. Hermione is taking tutoring sessions this summer for potions and DADA. We thought you may benefit, and would like to join."
"He’ll be there." Arthur said firmly.
"Dad?" Ron asked curiously.
"If what I’ve seen today is any indication of what Hogwarts is like, then I want you to have the extra help." Arthur turned to Remus. "Please give us the contact information for the Healer. When will the tutoring start?"
"Next week. Two hours a day, on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
"He will be ready." Arthur reached down and picked up Ginny bridal style. Before he headed out of the kitchen, he turned to Remus. "Thank you for all of your help Remus. My family and I need some time alone."
"I understand Arthur. You all take care of yourselves."
Arthur nodded, and left through the door with his daughter in his arms.
Remus left the house feeling happy that he was able to help the family in some way. He had a feeling though that Molly was still going to be a problem in the future.
Harry awoke just as the sun was shining slightly through the curtains. He turned to his left and saw George holding onto his brother. Sirius had his arm slung around Harry’s middle. It was an amazing feeling. It made him feel safe and secure.
But in all honesty he really needed to use the loo.
He made a move to try and slide down to the foot of the bed, when Sirius’ arm tightened around him.
"Where ya going pup?" Sirius asked sleepily.
"Need the loo."
"Let me help you." Sirius moved to stand up from the bed. He stretched his muscles with a yawn.
"Sirius I’m fine. Go back to bed." Harry made to stand and promptly began to fall on the floor. Sirius quickly caught him around both elbows thank goodness.
"Like I said. Let me help you." Sirius said with a wink and a grin.
Harry sighed but nodded. Sirius put his arm around his waist and gripped his right hand as he led him to the bathroom. Harry was shaky but was getting better with each step.
As they approached the bathroom door, Harry looked to Sirius blushing madly. "You’re not going to follow me in are you?"
Sirius shook his head as he chuckled. "No. However, the door will remain open. Be sure to brace yourself on something. I’ll be right outside."
Harry nodded and shuffled himself into the bathroom. After using the toilet, washing his hands and brushing his teeth, Harry ran a washcloth down his face. He was looking in the mirror at his many scars. "This is not the sum of who I am." He said in a low tone.
Sirius having kept an eye on him in case he fell spoke up. "No Prongslet. It’s not. Come on kiddo. How about a light breakfast hmm?"
Harry nodded his head. Sirius helped him over to the table and they sat down as Rose popped in. "Good morning. What would you like for breakfast?"
"I’ll have some toast with marmalade. Sausage, a poached egg and strong coffee please." Sirius requested.
"And fruit." Rose stated.
"I beg your pardon?" Sirius asked slightly affronted.
"Fruit." Rose repeated. "Miss Natasha asked me to monitor your diet. She insists on you having a balanced meal. Is there any fruit you do not want?"
"Why that...how dare she..."
"Yes, Sirius?" Came a cool smooth tone from the doorway. Natasha stood leaning on the door frame with her arms folded. Fred and George, who began to wake up when Sirius was helping Harry to the bathroom made their way to the table. They kissed either side of Harry’s cheek and sat down.
George looked to his brother and pointed his head in Natasha’s direction. She was dressed in pink pajama bottoms that had moving clouds on them, and a white tank top. But were those...fluffy rabbits on her feet?
"Nothing." Sirius grumbled. "How did you know we were up?"
"I placed monitoring charms on Harry. They alerted me that he was waking up."
Rose cleared her throat to get their attention. "Fruit Mr. Sirius?"
"Yes...well. I like all fruit really." He replied with a grumble.
"Very well." Rose took everyone else’s order at the table before she turned to Natasha. "Will you be dining with them?"
Natasha shook her head. "No. I want to get to my room and get ready for the day. I will have my usual in there."
Rose popped away.
"You’re welcome to stay." Harry offered.
"Thank you but no. I have a morning routine that I follow. It includes blessings for the food. Meditation and exercise. I will see you gentlemen later." Natasha gave a small bow and left the room.
The food appeared moments later, and all four of the people fell into a comfortable silence as they dug into the delicious meal.
Harry always loved Hogwarts’ food, but this was amazing. They received what they each had asked for, but there was an assortment of fruits that Harry never had the chance to sample! He was so focused on piling the fruit on his plate, that he was startled by the little elf tapping his arm then crossing her arms across h...
"Um. Yeah Rose?
"Mr. Harry. You need your protein. How do you expect to grow stronger without your protein?"
"I’m sorry to make you mad." Harry said quickly.
Rose blew out a breath. "I’m not mad Mr. Harry. It is my job to help take care of you. Now. Eggs and sausage I think. Nice big glass of milk." Rose fussed as she made him a plate.
"Hang on. Why does he get to eat all the meat he wants, but I can’t?" Sirius asked sounding like a child.
Rose Raised her right brow. "Balance Mr. Sirius." She popped out again.
"So what is the plan for today? Before the whole breaking of the binding, and magical coma thing." George asked between bites of bacon, chuckling at the look on Sirius’ face.
"I would kill to go for a fly, but the look on your face at that statement tells me that’s not going to happen right?" Harry said dejectedly as he looked at Sirius.
Sirius reached out and placed his hand on Harry’s. "Sorry Prongslet, but your body has been through a rough time, and it’s just not safe right now. I’m sorry."
"Me too." Harry sighed "Well I suppose I could read. I found an interesting book that involved plants that could be planted around a home and used in the defense of it." Harry piped up cheerfully.
"Sounds like a great idea love, and I think I will join you. The potions books here are like nothing that I’ve ever seen before!" George said eagerly
The others rolled their eyes at George’s never ending potions obsession.
They had all agreed to go and get ready for the day. The twins were sharing a room. As were Harry and Sirius.
Sirius was just about to help Harry into the bathroom to take a shower when they heard surprised voices ring throughout the house.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY HAIR IS NEON PINK?!"
"OH SHIT! YOUR SKIN IS TURNING ORANGE!"
Sirius looked at Harry and burst out laughing. "I bet they won’t forget silencing charms the next time!"
Harry looked at Sirius confused. "What did I miss?"
Sirius grimaced around a grin. "I don’t want to repeat it pup...ever. Come on let’s get ready for the day." Sirius and Harry continued their trek to the bathroom.
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"I just don’t understand why this is happening!" Leo complained. He was currently sporting orange hair and blue skin.
"I’m not sure what we could’ve done to deserve this. We didn’t insult or hurt anyone...did we?" Cara was currently sporting orange skin and neon pink hair.
"Oh no it was worse than that." Came an amused Indian accent from the door.
Cara looked up and saw Natasha and Aditi standing in the doorway smiling. "Ladies? What’s going on?"
"You broke the rules. You had to be punished." Natasha deadpanned.
"What on earth do you speak of femme?" Leo asked irritated.
"Let us refresh your memory my dear Leo. First exhibit." Natasha played a recording.
Fuck me daddy! Harder! Take it! Oh fuck!
Natasha had to wonder how it was possible to blush with blue skin.
"Next exhibit." Aditi said.
Oh yeah! You like the way daddy handles that pussy don’t you! Oh yes. That’s it give it to me!
Maybe an international paper should be done on the extreme embarrassment in humanoids who have been pranked into changing colors. Cara was now just as embarrassed as her husband.
Cara and Leo both looked at each other and groaned. "Silencing charms."
"Yes my lovelies. You forgot the silencing charms. And as per our agreement you are to be punished. The charms will end once we all take a picture. And I mean all. The coven, myself, Aditi, Sirius, you two horny married people, George, Fred, Harry and Rose. Once that is done, a copy of the picture will be given to Rose...
"Oh Gods no! Please Natasha! I’ll do anything. You know what Caleb is like! He’ll never let me live this down!"
"I know." Natasha said with a maniacal grin.
"Oh you’re evil. Pure evil." Cara said.
Natasha shrugged. "Meh sometimes. Let’s all get ready for the day shall we? The camera waits for no one!" She clapped loudly twice above her head and then made the universal signal for let’s get a move on.
Everyone had a huge laugh at the embarrassed couple’s expense. There were several copies made of the picture, and everyone including the offending couple had a nice laugh.
After Rose left to deliver the letter and picture to Caleb, Leo took George, Harry, and Fred aside and showed them some basic stances for hand to hand combat. He made sure that first and foremost that they knew how to fall, and roll out of a fall. He made the twins practice over and over on rolling out of a fall. He wa...
That and Natasha would have his balls if he hurt the boy before his healing coma.
"Don’t just watch your opponent’s hands and arms. You must always keep eyes on the shoulders and the chest as well. It will tell you more accurately which way they are likely to strike at you. More importantly, while you are here I will teach you to anticipate all of the above. First you will learn to defend yourself w...
Everyone in the house had lunch together as a group. Fred and George regaled everyone at the table with their exploits thus far at Hogwarts. Corina told the story of her first time trying to disillusion herself when she was fourteen. She apparently couldn’t stand her aunt Agnes, and the way she wanted her to be married...
"You know that Caleb is my cousin right?" Everyone at the table nodded. "He is the elder son of my mother’s brother. Anyway, Caleb and I had this habit of running through the forest as younglings. We always liked animals. Especially something that could fly. He is older than me by a few years."
Natasha snorted, because that was an understatement.
"Anyway..." Leo drawled as he looked at the femme. "He got this bright idea in his head to try and transform into a bird of some form. It went well. For a moment anyway. He tried to transform back. He turned back into a humanoid form... who was covered in black feathers. He panicked up to the point where he hyperventil...
Leo barked out in laughter after he sipped his wine. "If he teases me about that picture, I am going to remind him of that day." He slapped his hand down on the table repeatedly as he doubled over laughing.
And then the laughter of the others started up once again.
"We were all trying to become an animagus to help my friend Moony. He’s a werewolf, and the transformations are difficult for him. It was decided among my group of friends, that we would try the animagus transition to help him. For those of you who don’t know, my animagus is a grimm. The first time I tried to turn...I ...
That set off another round of laughter. The food was great as always, and the conversation was even better. Harry made sure to ask Rose to join them when she had returned. The tales of childhood magical stupidity, made Harry feel a bit better about himself and his own problems navigating the magical world.