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I’M SENDING A SCREAMER TO GEORGE FABIAN |
IS THAT SO? GIVE ME THAT! WELL MR. "I’M GOING TO ALLOW SOME PATHETIC BOYS NEARLY OVER POWER ME BECAUSE I WAS SLOPPY AND WASTING MY MAGIC. BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. I WON’T SPEND ANY TIME BERATING YOU, BECAUSE I’M SURE LEO AND CARA DID AN ADMIRABLE JOB. BUT KNOW THIS. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU... AND I WILL SEE YOU SOON,... |
COUSIN. WHAT IS ALL OF THE NOISE FOR? THE COUNSEL CHAMBERS ARE IN A STATE OF PANIC AND...AH. WHO IS THE SCREAMER FOR? |
GEORGE FABIAN! Three voices chorused. |
WELL GEORGE AS I’M SURE YOU HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENTLY CHASTISED FOR YOUR FOOLISH ANTICS, I WILL ONLY REMIND YOU OF WHAT I TOLD YOU. SOMETIMES. IT IS KILL OR BE KILLED. FROM WHAT I HAVE LEARNED OF YOUR COUNTRY’S DEATH COWARDS, THEY SHOW NO MERCY AND SOME OF THEIR CHILDREN ARE JUST AS BAD. THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO PROVE AFTER... |
The letter exploded into a shower of hibiscus flowers, and the boys enjoyed the smell immensely. It smelled like a home away from home. |
Harry who was sandwiched between his loves at the Gryffindor table, had his head on George’s shoulder. |
"I’m sorry George. I never thought that Uncle Leo would send a Howler." |
"A Screamer." George corrected. "And to be honest it’s o.k. They were right. I screwed up." He kissed the top of his love’s head. |
"I hate to interrupt this oh so tender moment but heads up. You’ve got the Heads of House coming this way." Longbottom warned. |
"Messrs Weasley and Potter. Please accompany me to my office. Now." The Headmaster turned on his heel without waiting for a reply. |
The triad looked at each other and shrugged. They gathered their supplies and began to leave. Only to be stopped by Luna Lovegood at the door. |
She had three wrapped bundles in her hand. "Here. Bacon and egg sandwiches, and apples. It should tide you over." |
Harry kissed her on the cheek. And gave her a beaming smile "Luna you are the best." |
"Thank you Harry Potter. Now go before the Nargles get to you." |
No one was still quite sure what a Nargle was, but Luna had proven to be very insightful, and no one would mistrust her judgement. |
The boys wolfed down their sandwiches on the way to the Headmaster’s office. Fred grabbed a bottle of water from Harry’s bag, and took a gulp to wash it down. He handed the bottle to his brother who did the same and then handed it to Harry who followed. |
"Can we marry Luna?" Fred asked. |
"I think ickle Ronnikins would have something to say about that." George replied. |
They arrived at the Gargoyle. |
"Anyone notice that they didn’t give the password?" |
"I can get us in." Harry offered. |
"Harry Harry Harry." Fred shook his head. "This whole honesty thing you have is quite adorable, but sometimes you need to just shrug and say I tried. It’s part of the noble art of mischief making." George nodded. |
"Except." A low drawl came from behind them, and they instantly drew their wands and took on a defensive stance. "That Minerva knew the excuses that the Weasley Twins would make and took effective actions. Lower your wands before I see you in detention until your great grandchildren graduate." Snape demanded. |
"Apologies professor. Please lead the way." Fred said as he holstered his wand, and the others did the same. |
Severus Snape raised a sardonic brow and spoke the password. He waited until the gargoyle began to move and gestured. "After you." |
George shook his head. "So little trust. Such a shame really." |
"Shall I remind you of your third year Mr. Weasley?" |
"You explode every cauldron in the classroom one time, and they hold it against you for life." George pouted. |
"And the door." Severus added. |
"Hey! That was Fred!" |
"It was an accident!" Fred shouted. |
Severus, feeling a headache coming on was quite pleased to see the door to the Headmasters office open. |
"Please come in gentlemen and take a seat. Would you care for a lemon drop?" |
No thank you was heard by the Headmaster, but the students refused to sit. |
"Take a seat gentlemen." Albus said again. |
Harry cocked his head to the side. Fred put Professor Sprout’s hand in his arm, while George did the same to Professor McGonagall. Harry conjured a love seat for both of them to sit on. The two Weasleys led the ladies to the seat. Fred then conjured three chairs. He sat Harry down first in the middle, and then he and h... |
Albus was not prepared for the Weasley twins to start the conversation. He had hoped that Harry would start the questioning. |
"I was quite curious about the Howler you received this morning." |
All three students just continued with their blank mask. |
"Have you nothing to say?" |
"You didn’t..." |
Albus was getting annoyed quickly. He was reminded of the late Prewett twins and their habit of finishing each other’s sentences. "What did the last person mean by kill or be killed?" |
"I thought that part was obvious Headmaster." Fred snorted. |
"Mr. Weasley. Sometimes children do rash things." |
George sighed in annoyance. "Professor. We could go around and around this fact. Just like in the Order meetings, where you have somehow convinced people to only stun wizards who are firing killing curses. The fact is I screwed up. I was called out for it, and action will be taken to correct that fu...er foul up. End o... |
Albus was not prepared for that answer. The Weasleys were the epitome of a light family. That the twins could even think to be so ruthless was disturbing to say the least. "A student was expelled. That should be punishment enough." |
Fred and Harry nearly lost their mask because the urge to roll around on the floor was almost overwhelming. |
George proved why he will make an excellent Potions Master and kept his cool. He tapped his right index finger against his thigh repeatedly, as if he was deep in thought. In truth it was a code that they had developed over the summer. |
Harry uncrossed and re crossed his legs from one side to the other. |
They were all in agreement. |
The Headmaster was getting pranked. |
"Professor Dumbledore. If there is nothing else, I would like to get back to my Ancient Runes project. This is a school for magic after all, and I intend to sit my NEWTs in that subject and quite a few others in fact." George simply sat there meeting the Headmaster’s stare head on. |
Severus found a sudden interest in Albus’ books. He was fighting the unmanly urge to laugh like a hyena, while simultaneously dancing an Irish jig. He too once tried to skim George Weasley’s mind. Once was enough. |
Albus suddenly went pale, turned around and vomited. Violently releasing his breakfast. |
"Are you alright Headmaster? Professor Snape. Maybe he could do with a stomach soother no?" George asked in the worst imitation of innocence that one could muster and still look cool, calm and collected. |
Harry found it sexy as hell. He ran his hand along George’s arm slowly to let him know so. He did the same to Fred’s thigh. |
Minerva had to turn around at the sight of the triad. She was quite sure what the Headmaster had tried. He had done it many times after all to various members of the staff. She had to turn around before her reputation was ruined when she fell on the floor laughing. |
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Albus had finally finished vomiting. He gratefully took the stomach soother from Severus. He then cleaned his mouth and vanished the sick. He turned to George Weasley with a look of...something. "How dare you." He said quietly. |
The Weasley in question merely raised a brow. "How dare I what Headmaster?" |
"Headmaster. It would be unwise for you to complete that statement. You made an illegal attempt. It failed. Leave it at that." |
George just leaned back and smiled. |
Harry was hard as a rock. |
Fred just wanted to prank the old fucker until he died violently because he dared attempt to violate his brother. |
"So." George stood to leave. "Are we done?" |
"Not yet Mr. Weasley." The Headmaster turned to Harry. "Harry..." |
"I will remind you Albus the school rules dictate that you address him as Mister Potter." |
Albus glared at his Deputy but relented. "Mr. Potter. I am concerned with your association with The Twins. You have a role to fulfill, that is especially important. You are the hope of the wizarding world. Surely you can understand that serious romantic relationships could be harmful to those involved. Therefor I am he... |
Harry just stared at him. "Just so we are clear Headmaster. On what grounds?" |
Albus gave a sad twinkle. "Your destiny my boy should not be interfered with by frivolous romantic endeavors." |
"I see." Harry stared him down. |
Albus having learned his lesson avoided his gaze. |
Harry just continued to look in his direction. "Fred. Initiate Alpha One." |
During the summer they had agreed on this show of force towards the headmaster. However Harry didn’t realize how much this decision would affect him. |
"Gladly." Fred whipped out his wand faster than a blur. "EXPECTO PATRONUM!" Everyone watched as the fox bounded to him waiting for instructions. "Message to Lord Black." Fred looked briefly at his mate who was staring at the Headmaster with silent tears rolling down his face. He knew that Harry was about to leave the f... |
Albus Dumbledore looked panicked. |
"We are on our way." Was the grimm that came back a few minutes later. |
Harry was in a fog. He was hyperventilating. What had he done? Granted the wider world had much more to offer, but this was his legacy this was his home. He couldn’t breathe. |
"Calming draught!" |
"Here Mr. Weasley. You do remember how to..." Snape passed it to George and he quickly spelled it into Harry’s stomach. |
Severus was afraid that if anyone but the twins attempted to help him, that they would be thrown across the room. |
"Deep breaths my love. That’s it. Keep breathing for me. We’re here. No one is taking us from you. You’re doing better. Sirius will be here soon." |
At that point the Headmaster’s door slammed open. |
Carmen snatched Harry from the twins as she proceeded to spell ice cold water over him. She watched as he sputtered to catch his breath. "What the fuck Carmen?!" |
She grabbed his face in her hands. |
"You listen to me little brother." The intensity in her voice frightened everyone but Harry and his Loves. Carmen didn’t pay attention to The Twin’s parents coming in after a pissed off looking Lord Black. She only had eyes for Harry. "Do not let this man win. You are the Heir to quite a few houses, and my research has... |
Harry sighed. "Never let them see you sweat." |
"Good." She said as she waved her hand and dried him off. "You remember. Now what the fuck brought this on?" |
"He was gonna take Fred and George away. I know that they can leave now, but if we want to make changes here...they should graduate. They said so." Harry said in a low sad voice. |
"Idiot! Those two demons love you. Do you really think that this damn school could keep them from you? Now calm yourself and your magick. You have guests." Carmen unceremoniously turned Harry around. He saw all the people waiting for him. He also saw broken glass. |
"Put up your barriers kiddo. You did nothing wrong. Remember that." Carmen squeezed his hand. "Greetings Lord Black." Carmen gave a respectful bow in his direction. |
"Greetings Miss LaVaunt. I trust that you are well." |
She nodded again in his direction. "As well as can be expected. You know how it is with family." |
Carmen turned her attention to the redheads that had to be The Demon Twin’s parents. She had a warm smile as she shook their hands. "Carmen LaVaunt. Your sons are gifted with powerful magick and are amazing consorts for Harry." |
Sirius cleared his throat. |
Harry who had regained his equilibrium, looked at his dad. "I’m sorry." |
"Prongslet. You have nothing to be sorry for." Sirius said as he held Harry’s face in his hands. He then pulled the boy into his arms as he held him tight. Sirius Orion Black could have used every curse he knew to destroy the body of Albus Dumbledore, but watching Molly Weasley nee Prewett was much more entertaining. |
"Why were we summoned Albus? By my twins no less." Molly began. |
"There was a slight misunderstanding Molly. You were not meant to be here." |
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