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"Be nice to me and I’ll consider it," Tav said.
Usually the flirting felt faintly slimy but unfortunately he was funny and it was too hard not to laugh. Somewhere under the layers and layers of masks, there might be a decent person. He was funny and smart and despite whiny about it, he’d been there at her back in every fight she’d picked since the Illithid ship had ...
It was a shame that he was as genuine as a third hand heirloom dagger that grandpa swore had real rubies in the hilt.
"That might do him some good," Karlach said. Astarion sniffed in offense but let the issue drop in favor of another turn with the wine bottle.
"You grew up on a farm?" Karlach asked.
"No, Middle City," Tav said. Middle City wasn’t a real distinction unless you lived there. The people who lived there were proud of it. It was the outer city but one of the nicer neighborhoods right on the edge of the rougher parts of Baldur’s Gate. Karlach was a Baldurian and she nodded. Tav added, "Dad was a blacksmi...
"He died about five years back. Nothing tragic," Tav said. "He died an old man surrounded by grandkids."
"You have children?"
"Not me. I’ve got 3 sisters and 5 goddamn brothers. Six of them have kids. One of them seems to treat having children as a competitive sport. There are enough nieces and nephews in that family. No one will miss it if I don’t have any."
"You two are the only normal ones in this merry little band."
Astarion snorted. He was sitting on a lower rock, facing towards the setting sun so she couldn’t see the expression.
"Wyll’s got a pact with a devil, Gale’s got whatever is going on with that the thing in his chest, I’ve got my thing in my chest, Shadowheart has no memories and Lae’zel is, well, Lae’zel."
"Maybe she’s perfectly normal for a Githyanki warrior."
"Terrifying thought," Astarion added.
"And then there’s blacksmith’s daughter and a mucky muck from the upper city," Karlach said.
Tav laughed. "Do you really think he’s normal?"
"I am right here."
"I can see you," Tav told him. She stage whispered to Karlach, "I don’t think he’s normal."
A heavy exhale and she could picture the face that went along with it. Tav turned back to Karlach, the sun was getting low now and everything was cast in the golden light of a late day.
There was a chance they would die tomorrow. Goblin camps were dangerous places to even look at. They had a spy to get them in but it was still going to be a hellish day and the chances that they could get through the encounter without having to murder anyone was slim. It was not how she wanted to spend a day but there ...
Karlach let out a whoop and waved. Wyll had found them which probably meant the others wouldn’t be far behind. They’d set up camp and Gale would insist on making something hearty and healthy. It was good to know that she wouldn’t be alone.
She didn’t regret the company she’d chosen if these were the last days of her life.
The year is 1492 DR. It’s early spring. You drink alone in a bar in the center of Waterdeep. 
The paperwork is done, and by the end of the week your business of several years is going to officially belong to your uncle. You decided to go to the big city and do this the right way, since he found it important for you to not have to worry about getting deceived again. He is going to do the effort of selling it f...
After signing the deed of transfer you decide to get a drink or ten, to bittersweetly celebrate and to drown another certain sorrow. The nearest place you can find is called The Whistling Ostrich . Though the place is in fact fancier than it ought to be with such a name, you are certainly not here to drink dragon w...
Nevertheless, you find yourself sitting at the second floor balcony counter, sipping on a Lily-in-a-well while you mindlessly ogle the fancy-looking customers. Why didn’t you think of this before ordering? This is going to be expensive. Well, you are after all selling your smithy. That bloody dung-Goblin didn’t eve...
But seriously- was that half-elf chambermaid next town really that much prettier than you? She did have a pair of pretty Gods damned huge-
You sigh. The sex. You’re going to miss the sex. It was... Actually pretty good. Got a little too casual at the end there, but when you think about it now you realize you were probably getting served sloppy seconds for quite a while there, at best. That's what you get for being loyal during all those years! You sco...
When you are a few gulps from finishing your beverage, a new drink appears in front of you. It’s blue. "It’s Frost Mead, honey’, the halfling waitress says with a giddy smile. "Not too strong, though, won’t have you breathe ice or anything of the like. It’s just really good.’ "Uh, that’s great, but I didn’t order this’...
There’s a tiefling couple sitting there. Definitely married, definitely important. The man is tall and athletically built, shiny black horns curling down the backside of his skull and equally shiny black hair draping his back and shoulders elegantly. His skin is cardinal red, his irises glowing in yellow. His white poe...
You immediately turn your head back as your blood violently rushes to your face. Sweat is beginning to accumulate in your armpits, and you stare with wide eyes at the tall glass placed in front of you. What in all the Nine Hells? Do they...?
"Drink it if you want them to come up and talk to you. Ignore it if not.’ She presses the empty tray towards her chests and grins mischievously, obviously excited to be the bearer of such a request. "Please pardon my impudence, Miss, but if it was me, I’d drink.’ Before you can reply, she’s off in an eager stride to p...
Now back to what just happened to you. Your cheeks are still flashing scarlet, and you are at a loss for what to do. 
You glance over your shoulder again. They are objectively a gorgeous couple, however not the kind of people that would usually draw your attention, as they quite crassly appear to be a bit too... High class for you. They must be at least fifteen years older than you too, counting in human years that is. You are usual...
Is rather flattering. And exciting. Very exciting. Without really thinking, you take a sip.  
You’ve never had this happen to you before. You’ve absolutely been hit on, and by some real lookers too if you’d say so yourself, but loyal as you were you’ve always politely turned them down. You were perfectly content, you thought. Maybe this couple does this all the time. They’re probably kinky as all Hells, gr...
"I take it my wife and I can have a seat?’ The man’s voice is pleasant, perfectly fitting his overall handsome visage. You nod sheepishly, and they sit down on the bar stools on each side of you. The room immediately turns a hundred degrees hotter. "I’m Dharion, and the lovely lady’s name is Veldani.’ You tell them you...
"Oh, tell me it isn’t so!’ The woman exclaims with true compassion in her voice. Dharion shakes his head and frowns. "Such a loss for them, I’d say. Surely you are better off without such a... Whatever word you’d call them, dear.’ "Vermin’, you say without missing a beat. The couple snicker. "And regarding what ha...
"I... I... I’m afraid I’d behave awkwardly’, you admit. At least you are capable of honesty. "There’s a first time for everything’, Veldani soothes you, "and we don’t mind taking things slow. Step by step...’ as she says this, she lifts her hand to swipe away a loose strand of hair from your fringe. You shudder visibly...
To think you’d get thrown into a situation like this, so soon, so sudden! You look at Veldani, then at Dharion. They are still displaying gentle smiles, but their eyes are sparkling with enthusiasm. 
Your head is spinning. You are going to do it. You are going to do it. "No better way of getting rid of your ex as letting someone else fuck the memories away’ , you remember a friend saying. 
In the corner of your eye, you can see the waitress giggle to herself. 
"Can I finish my drink first?’ You ask. You’ll need it. 
You are just tipsy enough to not be overcome by bashfulness and bail on the whole thing as you accompany the couple from the bar to a lovely inn just across the street. They get you a room, as promised, and Dharion is the one to follow you there as Veldani goes to their room to freshen herself up. Just like you need ...
Your suite really is luxurious, having its own bathroom with running water. You’ve never stayed in an accommodation this nice, and you spend some time just looking around and trying to calm your nerves. You wash your face, and every other part of you that might eventually be smelly after the long day, before viewing yo...
You take a deep breath, and with the steadiest stride you can muster you head down the corridor and knock three times on the door of room number four. 
Dharion opens after but a few moments, and a chill travels down your spine as you can tell that the whole mood has changed. Or rather, increased is the right word. Their room looks almost exactly like yours; a massive bed with a red velvet canopy, a chaise longue with gilded ornaments and a large wooden chest with a st...
"Do you want to commence?’ Veldani asks smoothly. You nod nervously. "Well then, I’m gonna tell you something that I like, and we’ll see what you think about it.’ Again, it’s like the tiefling woman has read your mind. She stands up, elegantly walking over to you so that she lingers right behind you, hands on your ...
Veldani stands behind you, softly grasping your wrists and her husband puts his lips upon yours. They’re surprisingly supple, and fiery hot. In fact, as soon as he touches you, you can feel a sweltering warmth infusing your entire being, and you let out a faint gasp. He tilts your head ever so slightly, and the kiss de...
You obey, and tentatively curl your arms around his broad shoulders. Good, you need it, because your legs can barely support you at this point. When you feel Dharion’s tongue upon your own, even hotter than his lips, you notice that it is forked at the end. So this is what a relationship can be like. This man is kissi...
Still fully clothed, you and the tiefling woman get on your knees before the tall man, who you can clearly see is hard as a rock beneath the fabric of his trousers. His tail is whisking in the air, quivering almost, as his wife undo the buttoning and swiftly brings forth a generous erection. You stare at it as if trans...
You try to do as she does, and soon you are moving your mouths along his shaft and tip, tongues touching now and then as the limb turns increasingly wetter from your combined saliva. Soon, it is glistening. "Oh, by the Stars...’ Dharion growls from the back of his throat, and just when you take the head of his manhood...
Your southern region is pounding with zest by now, and it doesn’t become less unbearable when Veldani immediately turns to kiss you. You can taste him on her lips, and it isn’t all that bad. "Ladies... You make quite a team’, he pants. "Darling, we must cease this rudeness’, Veldani suddenly insists as she rises to h...
"This is one of my favorite positions’, the woman happily informs you as your naked self crawls on top of her equally bare body. You are on the bed now, the tiefling reclined against a bundle of pillows, and you wonder how your inebriation has increased tenfold without you having had a drop more to drink. Your crotch, ...
Bless the Gods. Bless the Gods. Blessed be the motherfucking Gods, this is amazing. Highly keen on fulfilling your needs, the woman has you scooched up far enough on top of her so that she can squeeze a hand in between your steaming bodies and rub your swollen bud while her husband thrusts into you. Though her nails...
"Ooooh...’ you whimper as Veldani pets your hair, shushing you tenderly. Her husband, still balls deep inside you, leans down over you until his face is hovering in level with your ear. "I think she needed that’, you dazedly hear him say to his wife. "Hey, Miss’, he asks ever so courteously, "do you need a breather o...
Veldani’s vagina is pretty. Of course it is, everything about her is pretty. It even tastes sweet. Dharion lets you rest while you begin to carefully lap at it, probably because he wants to watch. "Honeeeey’, the woman begs, "take her again, I want to see you take her!’ Her tail coils encouragingly around both ...
With Dharion resting on top of you like a warm heavy blanket you feel like you might drift off, however you’re still conscious enough to get up as he rolls off you and sprawl out on the mattress next to the panting tiefling woman. He does the same on her other side, and when you shift a bit on the bed you can tell he d...
The envy doesn’t hurt terribly. It just stings a bit. 
"Oh babe’ , Dharion finally presses out, pulls her close to his body with his arms around the small of her back and absolutely slams into her until he bursts inside her red velvety tiefling pussy. 
You wake up in the bed of your own room. The first pale morning rays are finding their way in through the slits of the otherwise closed canopy drape. You lay on your belly, duvet rolled around you like a wyrm, pillow soiled from drool trickling down your cheek in your sleep. You roll over on your back, and the moment y...
What a thoroughly inspirational couple. 
You remember that you are in fact naked. 
Even though you are on the third floor, anyone who looked up and happened to look towards your window would see you standing there with your tits out and your hair looking like a crow’s nest. For a second, you kind of want people to look. You haven’t felt this good about yourself in ages. 
You don’t have much to go back to, but that encounter last night was the final little push you needed to make your decision. There is more in this world than your little village, and though you are very good at what you do, it is time to see how your weapons perform. How you perform. You smile to yourself, biting down...
You’re going on an adventure. 
Your arrow grazes the giant hawk’s wing. Fuck, it wasn’t even that far away, and your aim rarely lets you down. You curse under your breath and blame the moonless dusk shrouding the forest as the animal screeches and flaps its wings so that feathers scatter in the air. It charges at you, and it is quick. For the br...
" Shit! Oh... Oh! It’s you! Astarion, was it?’ The man meets your gaze but only gives you the slightest nod in acknowledgment. 
A month has passed since you roved out and the weather is warmer now. You’ve had a great time thus far, albeit you admit you might not have talked to as many new people as you would have liked, as the thrill of dedicating your time to hunting has been far too large. You have realized what good of a weaponsmith you tru...
You do feel a little lonely, though.
You are currently finding yourself in the Western Heartlands, somewhere close to Emerald Grove. You’ve yet to visit the Druids’ home and you’re curious to do so, but it so happens that you've ended up having some money to earn. As you come upon a semi-large camp, about a dozen busy adventurers currently residing there,...
One party, whose members seem to be the ones who set up the majority of the camp, is a tremendously curious one. Its leader, a rather generic-looking human man, briefly presents himself and his companions to you as they buy their supper from you, as neither of the others seem very keen on making your acquaintance on th...
When you inquire about what type of quest they are on, it gets kind of weird. It doesn’t seem like the human doesn’t want to tell you, but it also seems to be a delicate and utterly complicated subject. Brain parasites? The Absolute? 
You’re not touching that with a ten-foot pole. 
Anyhow, you remember the name of the silver-haired handsome vampire man, and as befuddled as you are about even meeting one of his kind, you are thankful for his sudden intervention. It saved you a whole lot of trouble. You see that he is about as lightly dressed as you are, frilled white shirt tucked into a pair of cl...
"Thank you!’ You give him a giddy thumbs up, and your confusion heightens when you notice that his gaze is suddenly fixated on your body in return, albeit a very specific part of it. 
You see that you are bleeding from your wrist. 
Damn it, you think to yourself, you should at least have worn gloves. You didn’t count on any stupid mishaps happening tonight. On the other hand, your little misfortune could be someone else’s great fortune, in this very particular case. 
’Do you want it?’ You immediately ask, stretching out your wrist towards him. The vampire’s eyes widen, and you realize that your naturally generous reaction had a monumentally more powerful effect on him than you innocently intended. 
"...What? Would you... Let me have it?’ He presses out, struggling to remain in the perfectly composed state you assume is customary to him. You’ve actually never heard him talk that much until now, but his voice sounds much like you had assumed; sophisticated, well-articulated and amusingly sassy albeit currently supp...
He takes your hand, gently to not smear the blood with his fingers or let the trickle escape underneath your rolled-up sleeve. You can tell he’s being more mindful of the liquid itself than he is of you, but you never expected him to act differently. Bringing your arm to his mouth he stops the droplet in its tracks wit...
"By the Gods’, he presses out, "that was... Exquisite. He licks his lips, careful to let nothing go to waste. "You have my thanks.’ "It’s, uh... My pleasure’, you say, head spinning. The sensation of his tongue against your skin still engrosses you, and although you know you have lost a completely insignificant amoun...
You’re already decided upon giving him more of your blood, but you are yet to decide the way of administration. He seems like he’d be thankful to get it in a dirty bottle, so how would it feel for him to get it straight from the source...? You know exactly what you want from him, the thought already has an unyielding h...
"I would very much like to have sex with you.’ You say it before you brain has even finished deliberating your wording. Oh dear. 
He stares at you for a moment, before a slight, sly smirk curls his gorgeous lips. "Oh. You don’t mince words, do you lady?’ "I am sure you get told that all the time’, you reply as coolly as you possibly can. Luckily, you can tell the flattery rubs him in just the right way. "You’ll get your blood regardless’, you sa...
The sky is opening up, moonlight flooding in from above. His pearly skin shimmers in its light. 
"Would I come to regret it if I let you bite me?’ When you lean in to murmur in his ear, your neck is exposed to him, mere inches from his lips. You can feel his breathing turn ragged, and his long fingers curl around the flesh of your upper arms. "It would be foolish of me to lose your trust’, he says lowly, and you l...
"Would it hurt less if I came first?’ You ask. 
"Yes’, he replies. 
"It’s not beneath you to go down on a woman, is it?’ The thought of having his tongue on you again has edged itself into your mind, and you cannot shake it. 
You turn your face and close what little gap is left between you. The kiss is soft, gentle, nothing more than lips lightly pressing upon lips, but it has the vampire’s grip on you tighten ever so slightly. Your knees feel weak. 
"Well then’, you whisper. "Let’s make ourselves comfortable."
"Astarion... Fffuck, Astarion!’ You lay on your back in the lush grass, crossed arms covering your face as you plead desperately into the cool air. 
You understand that to him, you’re no one. He has lived for so long, seen so much, felt more pain and pleasure than you will in a lifetime. Even though you know you won’t, chances are high he will forget about this night, that it is not more than a single drop in a vast sea of memories. Yet, you can feel that he is not...
The orgasm is nudging you, and within minutes it is begging to overtake you. When you come, a climax which both soothes and heightens your anticipation for what is soon to happen and feels like it will tear you apart from pure delight, he abruptly stops and moves to get on top of you. He wants to have you while its eff...
"I’m going to do it now’, he says. You nod. Your fingernails are already digging into his back, sensing strange protrusions of some kind of brand there, but you still can’t ready yourself for what’s coming. He penetrates you, his rigid cock filling your pussy entirely in a single movement, and with a lustful growl he f...
In a moment of weakness you imagine that he is turning you, making him your master. It’s a horrible fantasy of you to have, fetishizing his terrible fate, but you can’t help it. At least you can repay him for your awful thoughts. "Drink your fill’, you mewl to him, "please have me and regain your strength.’ Another thr...
"Thank you... Thank you...’ he pants, and you lift a trembling hand to stroke his locks now damp with sweat. "I got... Slightly more carried away than intended, you should wait a bit before you try to move. You might feel a bit light-headed.’ "Uhh’, is what you manage to intelligently press out. This time, you can...
You lean down to kiss him, and he lets you. You are indeed feeling rather wobbly, but you can tell the bleeding has stopped and that he didn’t imbibe a dangerous amount of your fluids. Soon, you’re joyfully surprised by the sensation of his freshly erected manhood pressing against your behind. "One more time. Please’,...