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a wildly erratic drama with sequences that make you wince in embarrassment and others , thanks to the actors , that are quite touching .
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while easier to sit through than most of jaglom's self-conscious and gratingly irritating films , it's still tainted by cliches , painful improbability and murky points .
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about as enjoyable , i would imagine , as searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces . . . positively dreadful .
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a generic international version of a typical american horror film .
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. . . while certainly clever in spots , this too-long , spoofy update of shakespeare's macbeth doesn't sustain a high enough level of invention .
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crikey indeed .
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lucas has in fact come closer than anyone could desire to the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials of the '30s and '40s .
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there's a lot of good material here , but there's also a lot of redundancy and unsuccessful crudeness accompanying it .
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absurdities and clichés accumulate like lint in a fat man's navel .
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if you think it's a riot to see rob schneider in a young woman's clothes , then you'll enjoy the hot chick .
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the sheer dumbness of the plot ( other than its one good idea ) and the movie's inescapable air of sleaziness get you down .
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strangely comes off as a kingdom more mild than wild .
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the next big thing's not-so-big ( and not-so-hot ) directorial debut .
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yet another iteration of what's become one of the movies' creepiest conventions , in which the developmentally disabled are portrayed with almost supernatural powers to humble , teach and ultimately redeem their mentally " superior " friends , family . . .
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bond-inspired ? certainly . likely to have decades of life as a classic movie franchise ? let's hope not .
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this flat run at a hip-hop tootsie is so poorly paced you could fit all of pootie tang in between its punchlines .
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davis has energy , but she doesn't bother to make her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , or the comic scenes fly .
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surprisingly , considering that baird is a former film editor , the movie is rather choppy .
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none of this is very original , and it isn't particularly funny .
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. . . a bland murder-on-campus yawner .
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a humorless journey into a philosophical void .
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these two are generating about as much chemistry as an iraqi factory poised to receive a un inspector .
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responsável direto pelo fracasso 'artístico' de doce lar , o roteirista c . jay cox não consegue sequer aproveitar os pouquíssimos momentos em que escapa da mediocridade .
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just as the lousy tarantino imitations have subsided , here comes the first lousy guy ritchie imitation .
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a passable romantic comedy , in need of another couple of passes through the word processor .
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the movie attempts to mine laughs from a genre -- the gangster/crime comedy -- that wore out its welcome with audiences several years ago , and its cutesy reliance on movie-specific cliches isn't exactly endearing .
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shows holmes has the screen presence to become a major-league leading lady , ( but ) the movie itself is an underachiever , a psychological mystery that takes its sweet time building to a climax that's scarcely a surprise by the time it arrives .
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in the book-on-tape market , the film of " the kid stays in the picture " would be an abridged edition
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ultimately . . . the movie is too heady for children , and too preachy for adults .
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it's just a little too self-satisfied .
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clever but not especially compelling .
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mckay seems embarrassed by his own invention and tries to rush through the intermediary passages , apparently hoping that the audience will not notice the glaring triteness of the plot device he has put in service .
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a piece of mildly entertaining , inoffensive fluff that drifts aimlessly for 90 minutes before lodging in the cracks of that ever-growing category : unembarrassing but unmemorable .
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labute was more fun when his characters were torturing each other psychologically and talking about their genitals in public .
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the movie weighs no more than a glass of flat champagne .
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brisk hack job .
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the problem with antwone fisher is that it has a screenplay written by antwone fisher based on the book by antwone fisher .
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alarms for duvall's throbbing sincerity and his elderly propensity for patting people while he talks .
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the maudlin way its story unfolds suggests a director fighting against the urge to sensationalize his material .
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what little grace [rifkin's] tale of precarious skid-row dignity achieves is pushed into the margins by predictable plotting and tiresome histrionics .
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tries to work in the same vein as the brilliance of animal house but instead comes closer to the failure of the third revenge of the nerds sequel .
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unfortunately , kapur modernizes a . e . w . mason's story to suit the sensibilities of a young american , a decision that plucks " the four feathers " bare .
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. . . what a banal bore the preachy circuit turns out to be
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falsehoods pile up , undermining the movie's reality and stifling its creator's comic voice .
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a mechanical action-comedy whose seeming purpose is to market the charismatic jackie chan to even younger audiences .
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one of the most incoherent features in recent memory .
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low rent from frame one .
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eight legged freaks ? no big hairy deal .
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the issues are presented in such a lousy way , complete with some of the year's ( unintentionally ) funniest moments , that it's impossible to care .
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laggard drama wending its way to an uninspired philosophical epiphany .
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the respective charms of sandra bullock and hugh grant have worn threadbare .
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'this movie sucks . '
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none of this so-called satire has any sting to it , as if woody is afraid of biting the hand that has finally , to some extent , warmed up to him .
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. . . bibbidy-bobbidi-bland .
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a few nonbelievers may rethink their attitudes when they see the joy the characters take in this creed , but skeptics aren't likely to enter the theater .
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bad in such a bizarre way that it's almost worth seeing , if only to witness the crazy confluence of purpose and taste .
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there's more repetition than creativity throughout the movie .
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hugh grant's act is so consuming that sometimes it's difficult to tell who the other actors in the movie are .
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although the sequel has all the outward elements of the original , the first film's lovely flakiness is gone , replaced by the forced funniness found in the dullest kiddie flicks .
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i've had more interesting -- and , dare i say , thematically complex -- bowel movements than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama .
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what we get . . . is caddyshack crossed with the loyal order of raccoons .
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the jokes are flat , and the action looks fake .
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when a movie asks you to feel sorry for mick jagger's sex life , it already has one strike against it .
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there are now two signs that m . night shyamalan's debut feature sucked up all he has to give to the mystic genres of cinema : unbreakable and signs .
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. . . hokey art house pretension .
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. . . a weak and ineffective ghost story without a conclusion or pay off .
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gussied up with so many distracting special effects and visual party tricks that it's not clear whether we're supposed to shriek or laugh .
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plodding , poorly written , murky and weakly acted , the picture feels as if everyone making it lost their movie mojo .
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this is a fudged opportunity of gigantic proportions -- a lunar mission with no signs of life .
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a baffling subplot involving smuggling drugs inside danish cows falls flat , and if you're going to alter the bard's ending , you'd better have a good alternative .
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soderbergh seems capable only of delivering artfully lighted , earnest inquiries that lack the kind of genuine depth that would make them redeemable .
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the only thing that distinguishes a randall wallace film from any other is the fact that there is nothing distinguishing in a randall wallace film .
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silly stuff , all mixed up together like a term paper from a kid who can't quite distinguish one sci-fi work from another .
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there is so much plodding sensitivity .
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the town has kind of an authentic feel , but each one of these people stand out and everybody else is in the background and it just seems manufactured to me and artificial .
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. . . too sappy for its own good .
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circuit queens won't learn a thing , they'll be too busy cursing the film's strategically placed white sheets .
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as an actress , madonna is one helluva singer . as the mediterranean sparkles , 'swept away' sinks .
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every so often a film comes along that is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy . half past dead is just such an achievement .
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expanded to 65 minutes for theatrical release , it still feels somewhat unfinished .
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it all looks and plays like a $40 million version of a game you're more likely to enjoy on a computer .
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[javier bardem is] one of the few reasons to watch the film , which director gerardo vera has drenched in swoony music and fever-pitched melodrama .
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feels shrill , simple and soapy .
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adults , other than the parents . . . will be hard pressed to succumb to the call of the wild .
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brady achieves the remarkable feat of squandering a topnotch foursome of actors . . . by shoving them into every clichéd white-trash situation imaginable .
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in the name of an allegedly inspiring and easily marketable flick , the emperor's club turns a blind eye to the very history it pretends to teach .
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no amount of blood and disintegrating vampire cadavers can obscure this movie's lack of ideas .
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a direct-to-void release , heading nowhere .
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typical animé , with cheapo animation ( like saturday morning tv in the '60s ) , a complex sword-and-sorcery plot and characters who all have big round eyes and japanese names .
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below is well below expectations .
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at no point during k-19 : the widowmaker did this viewer feel enveloped in a story that , though meant to be universal in its themes of loyalty , courage and dedication to a common goal , never seems to leave the lot .
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. . . standard guns versus martial arts cliche with little new added .
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empire can't make up its mind whether it wants to be a gangster flick or an art film . it doesn't work as either .
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given the fact that virtually no one is bound to show up at theatres for it , the project should have been made for the tube .
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possession is in the end an honorable , interesting failure . it falls far short of poetry , but it's not bad prose .
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jonathan parker's bartleby should have been the be-all-end-all of the modern-office anomie films .
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there may have been a good film in " trouble every day , " but it is not what is on the screen .
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unfortunately , carvey's rubber-face routine is no match for the insipid script he has crafted with harris goldberg .
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viewed as a comedy , a romance , a fairy tale , or a drama , there's nothing remotely triumphant about this motion picture .
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there's something unintentionally comic in the film's drumbeat about authenticity , given the stale plot and pornographic way the film revels in swank apartments , clothes and parties .
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