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one of those films that seems tailor made to air on pay cable to offer some modest amusements when one has nothing else to watch .
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the big ending surprise almost saves the movie . it's too bad that the rest isn't more compelling .
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charming , if overly complicated . . .
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schneider's mugging is relentless and his constant need to suddenly transpose himself into another character undermines the story's continuity and progression .
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all very stylish and beautifully photographed , but far more trouble than it's worth , with fantasy mixing with reality and actors playing more than one role just to add to the confusion .
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it's probably not easy to make such a worthless film . . .
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hope keeps arising that the movie will live up to the apparent skills of its makers and the talents of its actors , but it doesn't .
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has no reason to exist , other than to employ hollywood kids and people who owe favors to their famous parents .
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for a guy who has waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new hal hartley movie to pore over , no such thing is a big letdown .
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constantly slips from the grasp of its maker .
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smothered by its own solemnity .
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'christian bale's quinn [is] a leather clad grunge-pirate with a hairdo like gandalf in a wind-tunnel and a simply astounding cor-blimey-luv-a-duck cockney accent . '
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might be one of those vanity projects in which a renowned filmmaker attempts to show off his talent by surrounding himself with untalented people .
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after you laugh once ( maybe twice ) , you will have completely forgotten the movie by the time you get back to your car in the parking lot .
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not one moment in the enterprise didn't make me want to lie down in a dark room with something cool to my brow .
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in the era of the sopranos , it feels painfully redundant and inauthentic .
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the overall vibe is druggy and self-indulgent , like a spring-break orgy for pretentious arts majors .
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breen's script is sketchy with actorish notations on the margin of acting .
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there's no question that epps scores once or twice , but it's telling that his funniest moment comes when he falls about ten feet onto his head .
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if only merchant paid more attention the story .
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at the one-hour mark , herzog simply runs out of ideas and the pace turns positively leaden as the movie sputters to its inevitable tragic conclusion .
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. . . too contrived to be as naturally charming as it needs to be .
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a simpler , leaner treatment would have been preferable ; after all , being about nothing is sometimes funnier than being about something .
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the characters are based on stock clichés , and the attempt to complicate the story only defies credibility .
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everything about it from the bland songs to the colorful but flat drawings is completely serviceable and quickly forgettable .
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not the great american comedy , but if you liked the previous movies in the series , you'll have a good time with this one too .
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a domestic melodrama with weak dialogue and biopic cliches .
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mr . goyer's loose , unaccountable direction is technically sophisticated in the worst way .
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the movie is so thoughtlessly assembled .
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benigni presents himself as the boy puppet pinocchio , complete with receding hairline , weathered countenance and american breckin meyer's ridiculously inappropriate valley boy voice .
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plays like some corny television production from a bygone era
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the end result is like cold porridge with only the odd enjoyably chewy lump .
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for all the charm of kevin kline and a story that puts old-fashioned values under the microscope , there's something creepy about this movie .
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i was feeling this movie until it veered off too far into the exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism .
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producer john penotti surveyed high school students . . . and came back with the astonishing revelation that " they wanted to see something that didn't talk down to them . " ignoring that , he made swimfan anyway
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naipaul fans may be disappointed . those who are not acquainted with the author's work , on the other hand , may fall fast asleep .
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hoffman waits too long to turn his movie in an unexpected direction , and even then his tone retains a genteel , prep-school quality that feels dusty and leatherbound .
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if you're a crocodile hunter fan , you'll enjoy at least the " real " portions of the film . if you're looking for a story , don't bother .
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full frontal had no effect and elicited no sympathies for any of the characters . by that measure , it is a failure .
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a baffling mixed platter of gritty realism and magic realism with a hard-to-swallow premise .
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an affable but undernourished romantic comedy that fails to match the freshness of the actress-producer and writer's previous collaboration , miss congeniality .
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sometimes this modest little number clicks , and sometimes it doesn't .
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like a pack of dynamite sticks , built for controversy . the film is explosive , but a few of those sticks are wet .
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has its charming quirks and its dull spots .
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an admitted egomaniac , evans is no hollywood villain , and yet this grating showcase almost makes you wish he'd gone the way of don simpson .
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the audience when i saw this one was chuckling at all the wrong times , and that's a bad sign when they're supposed to be having a collective heart attack .
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everyone's to blame here .
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you get the impression that writer and director burr steers knows the territory . . . but his sense of humor has yet to lose the smug self-satisfaction usually associated with the better private schools .
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less a study in madness or love than a study in schoolgirl obsession .
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rice never clearly defines his characters or gives us a reason to care about them .
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it's a bizarre curiosity memorable mainly for the way it fritters away its potentially interesting subject matter via a banal script , unimpressive acting and indifferent direction .
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a slight and obvious effort , even for one whose target demographic is likely still in the single digits , age-wise .
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sex with strangers will shock many with its unblinking frankness . but what is missing from it all is a moral . what is the filmmakers' point ? why did they deem it necessary to document all this emotional misery ?
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you see robin williams and psycho killer , and you think , hmmmmm . you see the movie and you think , zzzzzzzzz .
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downright transparent is the script's endless assault of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a " cooler " pg-13 rating .
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the movie slides downhill as soon as macho action conventions assert themselves .
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formulaic to the 51st power , more like .
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draggin' about dragons
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howard and his co-stars all give committed performances , but they're often undone by howard's self-conscious attempts to find a 'literary' filmmaking style to match his subject .
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a respectable but uninspired thriller that's intelligent and considered in its details , but ultimately weak in its impact .
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jones helps breathe some life into the insubstantial plot , but even he is overwhelmed by predictability .
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the movie just has too much on its plate to really stay afloat for its just under ninety minute running time .
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comes off more like a misdemeanor , a flat , unconvincing drama that never catches fire .
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cinematic poo .
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offers absolutely nothing i hadn't already seen .
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" analyze that " is one of those crass , contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original .
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you might say tykwer has done all that heaven allows , if you wanted to make as anti-kieslowski a pun as possible . suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled .
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complex , sinuously plotted and , somehow , off-puttingly cold .
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first-time writer-director dylan kidd also has a good ear for dialogue , and the characters sound like real people .
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. . . an airless , prepackaged julia roberts wannabe that stinks so badly of hard-sell image-mongering you'll wonder if lopez's publicist should share screenwriting credit .
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goldmember has none of the visual wit of the previous pictures , and it looks as though jay roach directed the film from the back of a taxicab .
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could as easily have been called 'under siege 3 : in alcatraz' . . . a cinematic corpse that never springs to life .
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in comparison to his earlier films it seems a disappointingly thin slice of lower-class london life ; despite the title . . . amounts to surprisingly little .
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lame sweet home leaves no southern stereotype unturned .
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slow , dry , poorly cast , but beautifully shot .
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the jokes are sophomoric , stereotypes are sprinkled everywhere and the acting ranges from bad to bodacious .
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will give many ministers and bible-study groups hours of material to discuss . but mainstream audiences will find little of interest in this film , which is often preachy and poorly acted .
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in its chicken heart , crush goes to absurd lengths to duck the very issues it raises .
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this long and relentlessly saccharine film is a clear case of preaching to the converted .
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the film is flat .
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the movie is a lumbering load of hokum but . . . it's at least watchable .
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it's a boom-box of a movie that might have been titled 'the loud and the ludicrous' . . . the pandering to a moviegoing audience dominated by young males is all too calculated .
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an unbelievably stupid film , though occasionally fun enough to make you forget its absurdity .
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the first fatal attraction was vile enough . do we really need the tiger beat version ?
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this bond film goes off the beaten path , not necessarily for the better .
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the problem is that the movie has no idea of it is serious or not .
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when the fire burns out , we've only come face-to-face with a couple dragons and that's where the film ultimately fails .
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it would work much better as a one-hour tv documentary .
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the elements were all there but lack of a pyschological center knocks it flat .
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anemic chronicle of money grubbing new yorkers and their serial loveless hook ups .
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simply doesn't have sufficient heft to justify its two-hour running time .
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an unsuccessful attempt at a movie of ideas .
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queen of the damned as you might have guessed , makes sorry use of aaliyah in her one and only starring role -- she does little here but point at things that explode into flame .
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this toothless dog , already on cable , loses all bite on the big screen .
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it made me feel unclean , and i'm the guy who liked there's something about mary and both american pie movies . oh , and booty call .
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not only is it hokey , manipulative and as bland as wonder bread dipped in milk , but it also does the absolute last thing we need hollywood doing to us : it preaches .
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it's so crammed with scenes and vistas and pretty moments that it's left a few crucial things out , like character development and coherence .
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serving sara should be served an eviction notice at every theater stuck with it .
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director roger michell does so many of the little things right that it's difficult not to cuss him out severely for bungling the big stuff .
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a loud , low-budget and tired formula film that arrives cloaked in the euphemism 'urban drama . '
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