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You can buy fried chicken from Little Caesars You can buy fried chicken at KFC
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Accountants can typically help you file your taxes Accountants can typically help you fix your rocket ship
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He took a vacation in France He took a vacation in Brad Pitt
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The raccoon ran up the tree to hide from the bear The bear ran up the tree to hide from the raccoon
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She wore the bracelet around her wrist. She wore the stud earring around her wrist.
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She read her textbook to study for the upcoming quiz She read a mattress tag to study for the upcoming quiz
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She stubbed her toe and it was euphoric She stubbed her toe and it was not pleasant
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People wear gloves on their feet to keep them warm. People wear gloves on their hands to keep them warm.
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A doctor uses a stethoscope to listen to a patient's heart. A doctor uses a muffin to listen to a patient's heart.
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All cars have a combustion engines All cars have engines
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She turned the volume on the TV up, and it got quieter She turned the volume on the TV up, and it got louder
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The napkin put the food on the dinner plates. The mother put the food on the dinner plates.
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Most furniture requires assembly. Most cats require assembly.
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He drove his car to work. He drove a frog to work.
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Iron Bars are flimsy and light Iron bars are sturdy and heavy
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The old lady watched her favorite show on the television. The old lady watched her favorite show on a phone book.
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She takes her dog for a walk. She takes her car for a walk.
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The artist used bread to color in the picture. The artist used oil pastels to color in the picture.
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Dogs lit his cigarette Jimmy lit his cigarette.
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He was addicted to alcohol and had to attend rehab He was addicted to shower curtains and had to attend rehab
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People usually wear trousers. People usually wear chairs.
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The cat climbed the tree. The tree climbed on the cat.
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Her grandfather is her grandson Her grandfather is her mother's father
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He stored a sock in the drawer He stored his dog in the drawer
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He built his house out of jelly He built his house out of bricks
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He deposited drugs into the bank. He deposited cash into the bank.
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My brother drove to work in his car. My brother drove to work in his bed.
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I want to learn how to play a dog I want to learn how to play a guitar
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I use my phone to call my friends. I call my friends with an X-ray
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He wore a onesie to the wedding He wore a suit to the wedding
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He used a matchstick for writing He used a pen for writing
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Coffee is served hot Soda is served hot
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I walked around in the park today. I swam around in the park today.
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The feather made the floor shake when dropping it. The toolbox made the floor shake when dropping it.
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He wore the headphones over his hands to listen to the music. He wore the headphones over his ears to listen to the music.
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The dog went into the dog house. The cow went into the dog house.
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The man cooked a blender. The man cooked a burger.
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A student was taught by a teacher A teacher was taught by a student
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He walked on the lake. He walked on the road.
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I always have beer for breakfast. I always eat french fries for breakfast.
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He petted a fridge. He petted a cat.
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He carried his books with him in his coffee mug He carried his books with him in his backpack
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Since he was diabetic he had to take insulin shots regularly. Since he was diabetic he ate more milkshakes.
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It is better to bring up sensitive subjects when calm. It is better to bring up sensitive subjects when angry.
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The cup is in the table The cup sits on top of the table
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She looked as white as a ghost She looked as white as a bar of gold
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My shampoo smells like vanilla My vanilla smells like shampoo
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She is driving her dog to the vet. Her Dog is driving to the vet.
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Laundry is clothing Laundry is human flesh
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Submarines fly in the sky. Submarines submerge under the water.
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She put a finger in his butt. She put a bowling ball in his butt.
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The teacher used a mop to clean the spill. The teacher used a brick to clean the spill.
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I'm eating an apple I'm eating the soap
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I put butter on my toast. I put a brick on my toast.
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She parked her car on the airport runway every day. She parked her car in her garage.
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A play uses hired car dealers to perform A play uses hired actors to perform
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The school bully took my lunch money The school curriculum took my lunch money
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My father and I were throwing an anvil to each other while playing catch. My father and I were throwing a baseball to each other while playing catch.
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My mother enjoys walking our dog on a dog leash. My dog enjoys walking my mother on a dog leash.
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A balloon is a flexible bag that can be inflated with a gas A handbag is a flexible bag that can be inflated with a gas
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My dog ate some chicken scraps. My toaster ate some chicken scraps.
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The house is made of pine-cones. The house is made of wood.
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Plants cook their own food through photosynthesis. Animals cook their own food through photosynthesis.
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He put on sneakers to go for a swim. He put on sneakers to go for a run.
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She put on her jacket. She put her dog
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Phone stores can be found inside salesmen. Salesmen can be found inside a store.
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Weeds grow in a garden Weeds grow in a sink
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Books are for riding Books are for reading
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The doctor sleeps at the circus tent The doctor sleeps at the hospital
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You are likely to find an anemone on a street corner. You are likely to find an anemone in the ocean shallows.
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She wore a woolly hat on a hot day She wore shorts on a hot day
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A gun is a kind of weapon. A sponge is a kind of weapon.
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I saw sharks in the ocean. I saw bears in the ocean.
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The child cried when she lost the race. The rock cried when she lost the race
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Roses are pretty chickens Roses are pretty flowers
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River is flowing still while there is no water. River is flowing down the narrow path.
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Google is a search engine that has been around since the mid to late 90's Google is a pornographic website that has been around since the mid to late 90's
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A boat floats on water. A boat floats on air.
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The tea was too astringent, and needed to cool down The tea was too hot, and needed to cool down
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The man had a fast turtle. The man had a fast car.
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she took a lion in the tub She took a bath in the tub
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I went to the art museum to by lemons I went to the grocery store to buy lemons
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Thunder happens with lightning always in the nights. Thunder comes after lightning always in the nights.
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A banana is a fruit A monkey is a fruit
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The boy dipped his cookie in milk. The boy dipped his cookie in paint thinner.
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If a person stopped breathing, they would eventually die If a person stopped blinking, they would eventually die
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A camera is for taking pictures of dolphins A camera is for taking pictures
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Sometimes you can find a comic strip in a newspaper. Sometimes you can find cheese in a newspaper.
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A vulture was flying low A vulture was flying without wings
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I wipe my ass with sand paper. I wipe my ass with toilet paper.
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He went to the hospital to buy groceries. He went to the supermarket to buy groceries.
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He rode a horse. He rode a cat.
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The man put a block in the microwave. The man put a sandwich in the microwave.
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The library was filled with great books. The library was filled with dead pets.
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If you take a shower at the circus, the clowns might attack you. You can go to the circus if you want to see clowns.
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The plumber came out this morning to fix the water pipes. The plumber came out this morning to fix the gravy pipes.
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I purchased my favorite pants at a thrift store. I purchased my favorite pants at a greenhouse
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The boy ate soup with a jackhammer. The boy ate soup with a spoon.
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The young boy asked Santa for a new tricycle. The young boy asked Satan for a new tricycle.
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The boy chased the cat The cat played golf
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