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No Author | 2016-11-01T03:28:50.389+02:00 | quiz just a few minor formalities before we can show you the big pumpkin | how haunted is your house posted today do you believe in ghosts take this quiz and find out if your house is haunted check off all the things you have noticed about your house sometimes i get woken up at night by the loud sobbing of a translucent widow and she wont go away until i spritz her with a water bottle every ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3432/7/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | quiz minor formalities show big pumpkin | haunted house posted today believe ghosts take quiz find house haunted check things noticed house sometimes get woken night loud sobbing translucent widow wont go away spritz water bottle every time make sign cross hellish guttural voice says id really rather didnt vegetables always seem go bad little quicker youd thin... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-01T02:54:00.000+02:00 | life great halloween costume ideas for duos | email all hallows eve comes just once a year this halloween heres how you can turn your own car into a traumatically frightening experience
create a cd thats six hours of silence punctuated by sudden bloodcurdling screams at random intervals and have it playing at all times on maximum volume will the next db shriek s... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3433/2/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life great halloween costume ideas duos | email hallows eve comes year halloween heres turn car traumatically frightening experience create cd thats six hours silence punctuated sudden bloodcurdling screams random intervals playing times maximum volume next db shriek sound next seconds next minutes knows soon car talk trickortreaters see incontinent fear behin... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-01T01:11:00.000+02:00 | quiz how haunted is your house | email lets make sure to keep this a conversation about my photography skills not a debate on whether or not weve been visited by aliens so really all im looking for feedbackwise is if im grasping the fundamentals of photography on this one can we ignore that theres clearly a ufo of some sort in the sky i didnt know it... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3432/2/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | quiz haunted house | email lets make sure keep conversation photography skills debate whether weve visited aliens really im looking feedbackwise im grasping fundamentals photography one ignore theres clearly ufo sort sky didnt know wasnt supposed picture already know spaceship constructive tell lines photo draw eye middle clear depth mount... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-01T01:03:00.000+02:00 | life happy halloween here are thrilling ways to frighten yourself very badly in your own car | email dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day i love being a baseball player because its the only job where i can legally swing a bat at a gasstation attendant if he doesnt give me free gas anthony rizzo on his love for the game i shave with the lights off in case im e... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3432/1/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life happy halloween thrilling ways frighten badly car | email dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day love baseball player job legally swing bat gasstation attendant doesnt give free gas anthony rizzo love game shave lights case im ever captured captors throw razor darken room say shave ill ready ill proficient james franco preparedness city cabs drive streets... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-10-31T21:48:00.000+02:00 | life pictures for my amateur photography class that accidentally captured shots of ufos but i am really just looking for feedback on composition here | incredible animal mating rituals posted today email you know the birds and the bees what about the rest here are seven mating rituals that showcase nature in all its complexity and beauty
orangutans orangutans are among a special group of animals with mating rituals based around the lunar cycle meaning that whenever ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3432/0/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life pictures amateur photography class accidentally captured shots ufos really looking feedback composition | incredible animal mating rituals posted today email know birds bees rest seven mating rituals showcase nature complexity beauty orangutans orangutans among special group animals mating rituals based around lunar cycle meaning whenever full moon sky male orangutans climb tallest tree try sex moon settling female orangut... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-01T08:36:38.821+02:00 | they said what find out what anthony rizzo james franco and kacey musgraves have to say | email
if you want to see the full depths of human greed look no further than the city of chicago this week the residents of this selfish city are marching through the streets rooting for their hometown baseball team the chicago cubs to win the world series yep you heard that right the citizens of chicago want their ba... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3435/1/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find anthony rizzo james franco kacey musgraves say | email want see full depths human greed look city chicago week residents selfish city marching streets rooting hometown baseball team chicago cubs win world series yep heard right citizens chicago want baseball team win world series even though city already bunch movie theaters zoo people want endless selfishness displa... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-01T18:37:32.022+02:00 | life incredible animal mating rituals | click counter clickhole uses invented names in all of its stories except in cases where public figures are being satirized any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental clickhole is not intended for readers under years of age copyright onion inc all rights reserved | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3436/3/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life incredible animal mating rituals | click counter clickhole uses invented names stories except cases public figures satirized use real names accidental coincidental clickhole intended readers years age copyright onion inc rights reserved | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-01T18:37:32.630+02:00 | news incredibly selfish the city of chicago wants its baseball team to win the world series even though it already has a bunch of movie theaters and a zoo | email youre hacking up a lung and highly contagious which gives you serious power over any retirement community theyll agree to almost anything you demand
unlimited free toast from the breakfast buffet theyve got plenty of toast in the dining hall so the retirement community will surrender as much toast as you want i... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3435/9/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news incredibly selfish city chicago wants baseball team win world series even though already bunch movie theaters zoo | email youre hacking lung highly contagious gives serious power retirement community theyll agree almost anything demand unlimited free toast breakfast buffet theyve got plenty toast dining hall retirement community surrender much toast want agree come near barely functional immune systems flu clears white wheat pumpern... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-01T18:37:33.704+02:00 | video these people were there when kennedy was shot and their stories are incredible | email with over a thousand miles of trails hundreds of lakes and seven sausages hidden somewhere in there yellowstone should be high on your bucket list yellowstone is home to countless species of birds mammals fish and reptiles as well as this delicious sausage which has been carefully secreted somewhere within the c... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3435/6/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | video people kennedy shot stories incredible | email thousand miles trails hundreds lakes seven sausages hidden somewhere yellowstone high bucket list yellowstone home countless species birds mammals fish reptiles well delicious sausage carefully secreted somewhere within confines parks square miles find ever since national park service announced hiding bratwurst s... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-01T18:37:37.398+02:00 | life got the flu heres demands you can extract from your local retirement community with that leverage | email
since donald trump entered the election over a year ago he has singlehandedly destroyed the gop leaving both the house and the senate in utter disarray but although many political strategists believe permanent damage has been done conservatives shouldnt lose hope yet because speaker of the house paul ryan has ju... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3435/8/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life got flu heres demands extract local retirement community leverage | email since donald trump entered election year ago singlehandedly destroyed gop leaving house senate utter disarray although many political strategists believe permanent damage done conservatives shouldnt lose hope yet speaker house paul ryan emerged fully nude ayahuasca tent visions new republican party fresh gop plat... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-01T19:32:59.309+02:00 | life sausages the national park service has hidden somewhere in yellowstone for people to find | click counter clickhole uses invented names in all of its stories except in cases where public figures are being satirized any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental clickhole is not intended for readers under years of age copyright onion inc all rights reserved | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3384/3/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life sausages national park service hidden somewhere yellowstone people find | click counter clickhole uses invented names stories except cases public figures satirized use real names accidental coincidental clickhole intended readers years age copyright onion inc rights reserved | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-01T19:32:59.954+02:00 | news hope for the gop a nude paul ryan has just emerged from an ayahuasca tent with visions of a new republican party | email ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day theres nothing illegal about taking spaghetti underwater the real problem is that its just not that great of an idea gugu mbatharaw on underwater spaghetti how... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3436/8/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news hope gop nude paul ryan emerged ayahuasca tent visions new republican party | email ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day theres nothing illegal taking spaghetti underwater real problem great idea gugu mbatharaw underwater spaghetti organized could nations landfills become everyone stuffed leftover food waste chip bag take extra s... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-02T00:17:31.986+02:00 | video beautiful listen to these doctors talk about the first time they learned about stomachs | email ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day my friends have somehow gotten it into their heads that im attracted to ghosts so every day ill get texts saying i just met a great handsome ghost i want to set ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3435/5/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | video beautiful listen doctors talk first time learned stomachs | email ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day friends somehow gotten heads im attracted ghosts every day ill get texts saying met great handsome ghost want set marriage want lay rumor rest think ghosts ugly rats mindy kaling ghosts second successor swears ... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-02T08:29:40.632+02:00 | they said what find out what gugu mbatharaw adrian grenier and bill gates have to say | email
meditation is some pretty awesome stuff and the practice is finding its way into more and more lives every day now a program at cedar creek middle school in portland me is proving that meditation can have a major impact by meditating just minutes a day nearly all of the kids in the program have seen lower stres... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3436/0/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find gugu mbatharaw adrian grenier bill gates say | email meditation pretty awesome stuff practice finding way lives every day program cedar creek middle school portland proving meditation major impact meditating minutes day nearly kids program seen lower stress levels higher test scores three gone absolutely insane remarkable result program called mindful kids encourag... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-03T09:50:10.485+02:00 | they said what find out what mindy kaling barack obama and steven spielberg have to say | ways they truly were the greatest generation posted yesterday email we wont soon see their like again
they know that sacrifice isnt just a word but a set of meanings associated with that particular word
they ate two raw eggs every morning two raw eggs in the afternoon and two raw eggs after sundown because thats j... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3439/1/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find mindy kaling barack obama steven spielberg say | ways truly greatest generation posted yesterday email wont soon see like know sacrifice isnt word set meanings associated particular word ate two raw eggs every morning two raw eggs afternoon two raw eggs sundown thats feet tall long terrible teeth arms thick clippers mast awful strength matched appetites know best way... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-03T00:40:00.000+02:00 | life when this middle school introduced meditation into the school day many of its students saw incredible benefits and three went insane | ever wonder how britains most iconic pop pianist gets through a long flight here are the six pictures of sharks sir elton john likes to stare at to pass the time on an airplane a shark swimming
sit next to elton john on a flight and youll see a man living in the lap of luxury as he immediately tapes this photo of a s... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3438/5/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life middle school introduced meditation school day many students saw incredible benefits three went insane | ever wonder britains iconic pop pianist gets long flight six pictures sharks sir elton john likes stare pass time airplane shark swimming sit next elton john flight youll see man living lap luxury immediately tapes photo shark darting ocean window stare throughout trip platinumselling artist known pull window shade mak... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-03T00:10:00.000+02:00 | life ways they truly were the greatest generation | email
for friends and family who loved him dearly the death of robert harkin in early august was sudden and unexpected but despite their sadness they can take comfort in knowing that his legacy will live on his sister karen has taken over his facebook page and honors her brother by continuing to share islamophobic rhe... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3438/3/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life ways truly greatest generation | email friends family loved dearly death robert harkin early august sudden unexpected despite sadness take comfort knowing legacy live sister karen taken facebook page honors brother continuing share islamophobic rhetoric memory absolutely beautiful rarely chose talk politics alive karen able reconnect brother since dea... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-02T21:15:00.000+02:00 | life life of luxury elton johns favorite shark pictures to stare at during long transcontinental flights | email
last night the chicago cubs eked out a thrilling game victory in the world series against the cleveland indians and ended a championship drought that had lasted for years this is a historic moment to be sure but there will be no smiling and cheering in chicago fans of the cubs are still too sad over the death ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3437/3/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life life luxury elton johns favorite shark pictures stare long transcontinental flights | email last night chicago cubs eked thrilling game victory world series cleveland indians ended championship drought lasted years historic moment sure smiling cheering chicago fans cubs still sad death princess diana celebrating honestly never thought id see cubs bring home trophy everyone still swept grief lady di real... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-02T21:07:00.000+02:00 | life touching after her brother passed away this woman took over his facebook page to continue sharing islamophobic rhetoric | email
it should come as no surprise that the billion bottledwater industry is pretty much the polar opposite of environmental sustainability fortunately one of the biggest producers of bottled water is taking some real action to go green poland spring is fighting the accumulation of plastic waste with a new campaign ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3436/9/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life touching brother passed away woman took facebook page continue sharing islamophobic rhetoric | email come surprise billion bottledwater industry pretty much polar opposite environmental sustainability fortunately one biggest producers bottled water taking real action go green poland spring fighting accumulation plastic waste new campaign highlights terrible bottled water tastes company gets want get word crystal... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-04T03:56:00.000+02:00 | news a somber moment cubs fans all over the world are still too sad about princess diana to celebrate the cubs world series | email his hand might be on your leg but right now youre in the drivers seat
phrase your request carefully its absolutely imperative that when you ask the man who currently has his hand on your knee for a raise you are respectful and conscious nail down every word in your request beforehand so that when the time comes... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3439/8/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news somber moment cubs fans world still sad princess diana celebrate cubs world series | email hand might leg right youre drivers seat phrase request carefully absolutely imperative ask man currently hand knee raise respectful conscious nail every word request beforehand time comes man hand knee inspired threatened anticipate talking points ask employer dataconscious parent company good financial position ... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-04T02:41:00.000+02:00 | life environmental win poland spring is fighting plastic waste with a campaign highlighting the disgusting flavor of its bottled water | email meat noises today cant hold a candle to these classics if you ask any meat eater to describe what it was like to be carnivorous in the s dont be surprised if they reply with their best imitation of this iconic sizzle this sound the original s sizzle the good ol days when this could be heard across every america... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3439/6/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life environmental win poland spring fighting plastic waste campaign highlighting disgusting flavor bottled water | email meat noises today cant hold candle classics ask meat eater describe like carnivorous dont surprised reply best imitation iconic sizzle sound original sizzle good ol days could heard across every american grill held enough broad appeal child meat eaters enjoy always something little naughty parents understand smar... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-03T23:34:00.000+02:00 | life career goals ftw tips for asking the man whose hand is currently on your knee for a raise | email yoda is a sick elderly reptile who lives alone at a motel in a swamp hes an absolute mess and hes incapable of looking after himself do you think you have what it takes to be his livein caretaker before we get started you need to understand that this is not a glamorous job yoda is miserable to be around he needs... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3439/2/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life career goals ftw tips asking man whose hand currently knee raise | email yoda sick elderly reptile lives alone motel swamp hes absolute mess hes incapable looking think takes livein caretaker get started need understand glamorous job yoda miserable around needs constant supervision hygiene appalling caring aroundtheclock gig requires extraordinary level patience compassion youre going... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-03T22:22:00.000+02:00 | life sizzling noises that only s meat eaters will understand | i know all of these meats this slab of bacon has felt the warmth of my hands and the beauty of my gaze i can remember the moment as if it happened only an hour ago i was young having just been asked to leave the seminary after i repeatedly refused to chip in for wifi and walking through downtown kansas city when i cam... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3405/5/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life sizzling noises meat eaters understand | know meats slab bacon felt warmth hands beauty gaze remember moment happened hour ago young asked leave seminary repeatedly refused chip wifi walking downtown kansas city came across sirloin steak never seen something special took meat hands eyed solid three minutes set back manhole cover continued way chance meeting s... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-05T01:09:26.411+02:00 | quiz do you have what it takes to be yodas livein caretaker | email
calling all geniuses
general mills is having an open casting call for toprank positions and theyre looking for the best and brightest minds they can get on the back of select cereal boxes is a brainbusting puzzle that if solved could net you a highranking job at the prestigious fortune company
think youve got... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3441/9/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | quiz takes yodas livein caretaker | email calling geniuses general mills open casting call toprank positions theyre looking best brightest minds get back select cereal boxes brainbusting puzzle solved could net highranking job prestigious fortune company think youve got takes take look puzzle currently circulation see demonstrate cryptographic savvy put ... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-05T01:09:27.282+02:00 | life pieces of meat i have seen held and in one case gone on vacation with | steps to rolling the perfect joint posted today looking to enjoy a little bit of relaxation youll probably want to practice the lost art of joint rolling with just easy steps anyone can roll the perfect joint but enjoy responsibly step fill the tub step get the weedthe dark fruit the bush that grows in the shadow o... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3386/6/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life pieces meat seen held one case gone vacation | steps rolling perfect joint posted today looking enjoy little bit relaxation youll probably want practice lost art joint rolling easy steps anyone roll perfect joint enjoy responsibly step fill tub step get weedthe dark fruit bush grows shadow valley shadow weed jesters hiccup liquid daydream fresh icecube tray wisdom ... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-05T01:09:27.343+02:00 | life how do you stack up here is the recruitment puzzle general mills uses to hire new talent | email
over the past year a few highprofile court cases involving rape have spurred an intense national discussion on the topic whether it was brock turner a stanford swimmer who was sentenced to six months in a county jail for his rape of an unconscious woman or owen labrie a student at an elite prep school who raped ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3440/6/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life stack recruitment puzzle general mills uses hire new talent | email past year highprofile court cases involving rape spurred intense national discussion topic whether brock turner stanford swimmer sentenced six months county jail rape unconscious woman owen labrie student elite prep school raped yearold classmate arraigned lesser charges justice system tried convict rapists varyi... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-05T01:09:27.580+02:00 | life steps to rolling the perfect joint | email
the president has to be kicking himself over this one
as his term in office comes to a close it seems as if barack obama may have missed out on a pretty spectacular opportunity earlier today the president was told that he had been allowed to sleep in the white house this whole time after he spent nearly two ful... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3440/7/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life steps rolling perfect joint | email president kicking one term office comes close seems barack obama may missed pretty spectacular opportunity earlier today president told allowed sleep white house whole time spent nearly two full terms living hotel reagan national airport sorry mr president true really blew chance one booked extended stay airport ... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-05T01:09:27.704+02:00 | blog we need to teach our sons that being convicted of rape is wrong | email ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day the government likes to get a bunch of people in a room and decide whats best for us if i were running the show id have way less people and let them each have th... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3440/4/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | blog need teach sons convicted rape wrong | email ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day government likes get bunch people room decide whats best us running show id way less people let room reba mcentire government people ask would another sister act movie time ask pleading film storm dressing room... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-04T22:47:00.000+02:00 | news missed opportunity president obama just found out that he was allowed to sleep in the white house after years of living in a hotel near the reagan airport | things that happen in every jane austen story ever posted today email jane we love ya but maybe mix it up a little
someone named bullfinch comes back from vacation if in the middle of a tense dinner party between members of rival agrarian families a man suddenly bursts through the wall wearing a hawaiian shirt and c... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3440/2/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news missed opportunity president obama found allowed sleep white house years living hotel near reagan airport | things happen every jane austen story ever posted today email jane love ya maybe mix little someone named bullfinch comes back vacation middle tense dinner party members rival agrarian families man suddenly bursts wall wearing hawaiian shirt carrying luggage someone back room shouts hot damn bullfinch back vacation sur... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-04T12:00:00.000+02:00 | they said what find out what reba mcentire whoopi goldberg and pope francis have to say | email ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day a lot of people dont know this but the bed isnt the reason chocolate melts when youre in bed its actually your hands holding the chocolate squeezing it close to ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3439/9/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find reba mcentire whoopi goldberg pope francis say | email ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day lot people dont know bed isnt reason chocolate melts youre bed actually hands holding chocolate squeezing close chest read covers part equation give eventually decided get floor chocolate gets bed get chocolate... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-07T19:15:12.624+02:00 | life things that happen in every jane austen story ever | email
well this isnt good
most people think of costco as the place that sells bulk quantities of pretty much everything but the warehouse superstore is now making headlines for a very different reason and it could serve to tarnish their brand the blue angels accidentally flew into the costco in augusta ga and are cur... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3442/8/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life things happen every jane austen story ever | email well isnt good people think costco place sells bulk quantities pretty much everything warehouse superstore making headlines different reason could serve tarnish brand blue angels accidentally flew costco augusta ga currently stuck flying around inside discount retailer worst doesnt seem like costco idea get airpl... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-07T19:15:13.624+02:00 | they said what find out what neil degrasse tyson miranda lambert and hoda kotb have to say | email
grab a box of tissues because this story is about to make you feel some bigtime feels
two years ago john fitzpatrick got the most devastating phone call of his life when he learned that his brother robert had died of a heart attack in his sleep john instantly thought of roberts yearold daughter sophie who was j... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3442/4/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find neil degrasse tyson miranda lambert hoda kotb say | email grab box tissues story make feel bigtime feels two years ago john fitzpatrick got devastating phone call life learned brother robert died heart attack sleep john instantly thought roberts yearold daughter sophie starting forge path life thats amazing uncle decided step seriously inspiring way robert longer john t... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-07T20:11:37.142+02:00 | news major headache the blue angels got trapped inside a costco and no one knows how to get them back outside | now its mustards time to shine posted today its finally here a single spotlight on the stage the crowd falls quiet its mustards moment life hacks for better office efficiency not here not today at long last mustard the tang with the texture has the floor big yellow is off the bench and making everyone proud roll out th... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3444/1/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news major headache blue angels got trapped inside costco one knows get back outside | mustards time shine posted today finally single spotlight stage crowd falls quiet mustards moment life hacks better office efficiency today long last mustard tang texture floor big yellow bench making everyone proud roll red carpet yellow prince spice business right mustard earned place today man right idea theres brig... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-07T21:09:51.368+02:00 | life stepping up when this mans brother died he took it upon himself to discourage his nieces art career | email ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day if im going to your birthday party you sure as hell better have some cake free booze and at least some piece of evidence indicating that youve had a birthday wit... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3445/3/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life stepping mans brother died took upon discourage nieces art career | email ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day im going birthday party sure hell better cake free booze least piece evidence indicating youve birthday within six months paul krugman rigor father told choice make outstretched arms one hand held microphone re... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-07T21:09:53.035+02:00 | life now its mustards time to shine | email
in an election season full of anger and divisiveness its easy to lose sight of just how important and meaningful our democratic process is thankfully as millions have cast their ballots today theres been no shortage of heartwarming stories involving americans exercising their right to vote one of those stories c... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3445/2/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life mustards time shine | email election season full anger divisiveness easy lose sight important meaningful democratic process thankfully millions cast ballots today theres shortage heartwarming stories involving americans exercising right vote one stories centers around lifelong mississippi resident helen karnes although quite old enough born... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-08T13:00:00.000+02:00 | they said what find out what paul krugman aretha franklin and willie nelson have to say | email
in case this election wasnt already infuriating enough heres something thats really going to make your blood boil with hours to go before polls close voter watchdog groups across the country are reporting that many laser tag establishments are staying open today
this is seriously alarming news
in what appears ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3445/7/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find paul krugman aretha franklin willie nelson say | email case election wasnt already infuriating enough heres something thats really going make blood boil hours go polls close voter watchdog groups across country reporting many laser tag establishments staying open today seriously alarming news appears concerted effort prevent americans casting ballots time dozens lase... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-09T00:24:44.082+02:00 | news inspiring this woman wasnt born before women could vote but shes still pretty fucking old | email
despite the fact that voting is the cornerstone of our democracy only percent of eligible voters turn out in a presidential election but this year we may see that number spike because groups of incredible volunteers are doing everything they can to get out the vote theyre hitting the road and oiling up the side... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3446/3/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news inspiring woman wasnt born women could vote shes still pretty fucking old | email despite fact voting cornerstone democracy percent eligible voters turn presidential election year may see number spike groups incredible volunteers everything get vote theyre hitting road oiling sidewalks help voters slide uncontrollably polling places democracy ftw might know names hardworking men women trenches... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-09T00:24:44.138+02:00 | news possible voter suppression lots of laser tag places are still open today | email
if this doesnt prove whats beautiful about america we dont know what does
politically sarah goodwin and colleen cassidy agree on almost nothing they vehemently oppose the others candidate of choice and couldnt differ more on the direction our country should be heading in yet as this heatedly divisive election c... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3446/1/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news possible voter suppression lots laser tag places still open today | email doesnt prove whats beautiful america dont know politically sarah goodwin colleen cassidy agree almost nothing vehemently oppose others candidate choice couldnt differ direction country heading yet heatedly divisive election cycle comes head two demonstrated powerful united american people put differences aside wo... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-09T00:24:44.205+02:00 | news democracy win volunteers across the country are oiling up the sidewalks to help voters slide uncontrollably to their polling place | how much of a political junkie are you posted today sure you might think youre hot stuff by being able to name one of the presidential candidates but can you attain true politicaljunkie status find out below check off every behavior that describes you in between elections i just stay in the voting booth i put a penny ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3446/0/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news democracy win volunteers across country oiling sidewalks help voters slide uncontrollably polling place | much political junkie posted today sure might think youre hot stuff able name one presidential candidates attain true politicaljunkie status find check every behavior describes elections stay voting booth put penny jar every time think congress electoral college results come like bruise burn states map america tattooed... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-09T00:24:44.324+02:00 | life the power of unity this trump supporter and clinton supporter held each others hair while vomiting out of election anxiety | email
well if this doesnt inspire you to do your civic duty nothing will
when california resident candice payne woke up this morning she wasnt totally sure she was up to going through the hassle of voting she figured the lines would be long the wait would be awful and the stress probably wouldnt be worth it but just ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3445/9/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life power unity trump supporter clinton supporter held others hair vomiting election anxiety | email well doesnt inspire civic duty nothing california resident candice payne woke morning wasnt totally sure going hassle voting figured lines would long wait would awful stress probably wouldnt worth yearold woman feeling lazy vote something absolutely amazing happenedher ovaries burst body dragged polling place ama... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-09T00:54:55.953+02:00 | quiz how much of a political junkie are you | email
with millions of eyes watching cnn for election results tonight the network really couldnt afford any highprofile screwups but unfortunately thats exactly what they got when john king tapped his touchscreen electoral map too hard and plunged himself straight into a digital hellscape from which there seems to be ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3446/4/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | quiz much political junkie | email millions eyes watching cnn election results tonight network really couldnt afford highprofile screwups unfortunately thats exactly got john king tapped touchscreen electoral map hard plunged straight digital hellscape seems escape ouch thats major egg cnns face night appeared going smoothly networks washington st... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-09T01:21:03.736+02:00 | news inspiring when this woman was feeling too lazy to vote her ovaries burst out of her body and dragged her to the polling place | email ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day for me god isnt some big man sitting on a cloud hes mediumsized hanging onto that cloud for dear life denzel washington on faith the people who are around you ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3446/8/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news inspiring woman feeling lazy vote ovaries burst body dragged polling place | email ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day god isnt big man sitting cloud hes mediumsized hanging onto cloud dear life denzel washington faith people around get advance arent real friends youre atlantic trying catch big kahuna mola mola sunfish youre da... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-09T05:25:28.401+02:00 | news election night disaster john king tapped his electoral college map too hard and fell headfirst into a digital hellscape | email
well donald trump certainly has cause for celebration today
despite having a multibilliondollar net worth an international real estate company and a primetime television show donald trumps ambitions were still set higher the one trophy hed spent his entire life trying to claim for his mantle of accomplishments ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3446/9/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news election night disaster john king tapped electoral college map hard fell headfirst digital hellscape | email well donald trump certainly cause celebration today despite multibilliondollar net worth international real estate company primetime television show donald trumps ambitions still set higher one trophy hed spent entire life trying claim mantle accomplishments always evaded himuntil today winning presidential elect... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-09T13:00:00.000+02:00 | they said what find out what denzel washington meek mill and kesha have to say | thirtytwoyearold samantha collins she may not look like your typical hero but her incredible story is one you absolutely need to read right now against all odds this courageous young woman woke up and went to work today
amazing we should all strive to be as fearless as samantha
when her alarm sounded this morning at ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3447/0/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find denzel washington meek mill kesha say | thirtytwoyearold samantha collins may look like typical hero incredible story one absolutely need read right odds courageous young woman woke went work today amazing strive fearless samantha alarm sounded morning samantha dug deep something unbelievable summoning willpower somehow found strength inside pull back sheets... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-09T17:42:19.976+02:00 | news crowning achievement donald trump has just accomplished his lifelong goal of kicking the nations most powerful black family out of their house | email
if this story doesnt put a smile on your face literally nothing will
kimberly kovax an yearold girl from allentown pa has been interested in politics and government from a very young age and she followed the historic campaign of hillary clinton closely but when hillary lost on tuesday that meant something incre... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3447/4/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news crowning achievement donald trump accomplished lifelong goal kicking nations powerful black family house | email story doesnt put smile face literally nothing kimberly kovax yearold girl allentown pa interested politics government young age followed historic campaign hillary clinton closely hillary lost tuesday meant something incredible kimberly still gets dream first female president wow must truly special moment kimberly... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-09T18:26:28.956+02:00 | life everyday hero this woman woke up and went to work today | this will change the way you watch apocalypse now posted today get clickhole delivered straight to your spam folder follow us get clickhole delivered straight to your spam folder follow us click counter clickhole uses invented names in all of its stories except in cases where public figures are being satirized any ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3447/5/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life everyday hero woman woke went work today | change way watch apocalypse posted today get clickhole delivered straight spam folder follow us get clickhole delivered straight spam folder follow us click counter clickhole uses invented names stories except cases public figures satirized use real names accidental coincidental clickhole intended readers years age cop... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-10T18:58:22.259+02:00 | life inspiring this young girl still gets to dream of being the first female president | email
well here we are gang
this morning america woke up and found wed elected as president an overgrown bully a huckster without a drop of decency in his pizzadough body how the heck did we get here ill bet you wondered what the heck happened well theres a lot we dont know yet about this election but ill tell you th... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3458/6/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life inspiring young girl still gets dream first female president | email well gang morning america woke found wed elected president overgrown bully huckster without drop decency pizzadough body heck get ill bet wondered heck happened well theres lot dont know yet election ill tell maybe shouldnt made fun exclamation point yeah remember exclamation point big n red mark plopped next ser... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-10T18:58:23.909+02:00 | video this will change the way you watch apocalypse now | email
its no secret that workplaces in our country are still deeply misogynistic environments but with her bid for the president of the united states hillary clinton worked tirelessly to not just be elected but to also break down barriers for women everywhere today marks a big win for gender equality because the glas... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3458/2/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | video change way watch apocalypse | email secret workplaces country still deeply misogynistic environments bid president united states hillary clinton worked tirelessly elected also break barriers women everywhere today marks big win gender equality glass ceiling shattered finally acceptable women cry work thats right ladies time iron pantsuits put heels... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-10T09:55:00.000+02:00 | blog you shouldnt have made fun of my exclamation point | email
this kid just seriously hit the jackpot
fifteenyearold taylor hutton has known that hes gay for as long as he can remember and over the past few months hes been working up the courage to finally tell his friends and family the truth taylor even planned to film some of those moments and post them on youtube in h... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3458/1/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | blog shouldnt made fun exclamation point | email kid seriously hit jackpot fifteenyearold taylor hutton known hes gay long remember past months hes working courage finally tell friends family truth taylor even planned film moments post youtube hopes might help kids going similar experience teen ready stop hiding really something incredible happened donald trump... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-10T09:46:00.000+02:00 | news shattering the glass ceiling it is finally acceptable for women to cry at work | email
one year ago i was arrested for both statutory rape and possessing child pornography and i deeply regret my disgusting crimes since that fateful day ive been serving a year jail sentence using every second of that time to reflect on and repent for what i have done ive truly learned a lot about myself as a person... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3458/0/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news shattering glass ceiling finally acceptable women cry work | email one year ago arrested statutory rape possessing child pornography deeply regret disgusting crimes since fateful day ive serving year jail sentence using every second time reflect repent done ive truly learned lot person presidentelect donald trump recognize transformation pardon would honored serve secretary agri... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-10T06:11:00.000+02:00 | life lucky break this teen boy just got another years to plan his viral comingout video | email
ever since yearold alexa perry was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer in march life has been tough fortunately someone amazing is looking out for her when the ceo of firestone tires heard alexas story he surprised her by showing up at the hospital with dozens of exclusive photos of the companys entire tire li... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3457/8/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life lucky break teen boy got another years plan viral comingout video | email ever since yearold alexa perry diagnosed rare form cancer march life tough fortunately someone amazing looking ceo firestone tires heard alexas story surprised showing hospital dozens exclusive photos companys entire tire lineup amazing gesture rest us wait next july see tires thanks incredible generosity firesto... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-11T03:38:45.147+02:00 | blog if donald trump pardons me i would be honored to serve as secretary of agriculture | email the majesty of nature is aweinspiring and dont worry weve got plenty of those monkeys with the giant red asses were not going to leave you hanging wondering when the swollen red asses are going to show up heres one monkey ass to start this list of beautiful nature photos off right elsewhere in nature the blue w... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3459/6/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | blog donald trump pardons would honored serve secretary agriculture | email majesty nature aweinspiring dont worry weve got plenty monkeys giant red asses going leave hanging wondering swollen red asses going show heres one monkey ass start list beautiful nature photos right elsewhere nature blue whale largest animal earths history even bigger dinosaurs think blew entire redassed money w... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-11T03:38:46.870+02:00 | life beautiful the ceo of firestone tires surprised a sick child in the hospital and showed her pictures of the tires months before their release | email
with protests erupting across the country this week and emotions running high american companies are trying to make sense of how to react to a trump presidential election win but one major company has clearly made up its mind and just came down squarely in the antitrump camp in a big way donald trump will be add... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3459/3/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life beautiful ceo firestone tires surprised sick child hospital showed pictures tires months release | email protests erupting across country week emotions running high american companies trying make sense react trump presidential election win one major company clearly made mind came squarely antitrump camp big way donald trump added disneys hall presidents animatronic figure able feel pain wow disney showed pull punche... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-11T17:42:00.000+02:00 | breathtaking photos of nature with a generous h clickhole | things that no one tells you about living alone posted today email time to move out and grow up
you can tie your shoes with the door open your whole life youve been used to closing and maybe even locking the door when you tie your shoes no longer you can do it with the door open and dont need to put on a fan to cove... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3459/9/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | breathtaking photos nature generous h clickhole | things one tells living alone posted today email time move grow tie shoes door open whole life youve used closing maybe even locking door tie shoes longer door open dont need put fan cover shameful sound newspaper doesnt heat want hot newspaper youre going pop microwave theres way around used live manny pacquiao probab... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-11T17:39:00.000+02:00 | taking a stand disney will add donald trump to i clickhole | email if you cant get enough enamel pins then its time to start freaking out because this etsy shop is all about them with hundreds of unique designs for you to mix and match its easy to get lost in this enamel fans wonderland check it out or maybe enamel isnt for you not a problem forget about the pins in that case an... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3459/8/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | taking stand disney add donald trump clickhole | email cant get enough enamel pins time start freaking etsy shop hundreds unique designs mix match easy get lost enamel fans wonderland check maybe enamel isnt problem forget pins case get ready explode moment see little guy hes bulldog puppy hes months oldoh mention adorable face anyone ever seen bulldog isnt trick hey... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-12T02:14:05.550+02:00 | life things that no one tells you about living alone | email ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day i saw a contortionist fold herself into a box once but there were no toys or food in the box so i didnt really see the point paula hawkins on flexibility when ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3463/2/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life things one tells living alone | email ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day saw contortionist fold box toys food box didnt really see point paula hawkins flexibility youre rich pay guy breathe shoes warm put youre less wealthy still afford someone really matter frugal spending organizi... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-12T02:14:09.185+02:00 | life if you love enamel pins youll love this etsy shop and if you dont care about enamel pins youll explode over this picture of a bulldog puppy and if that doesnt do it for you youll lose your shit over this amazinglooking pizza and if you dont well find something for you | jumpstart your day with these nine easy steps to naturally increase the uh cremtine in your brain just follow these nine easy steps and cremtine has never been easier go running
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No Author | 2016-11-11T13:00:00.000+02:00 | they said what find out what paula hawkins sheryl sandberg and neil gaiman have to say | their table their rules thats just how it was check off all the rules your friend insisted on playing by if the ball touches the floor youve got to throw away the floor if you lost by more than five you had to eat your paddle but you could use sauce if you lost by more than you had to eat your paddle with no sauce a ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3459/4/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find paula hawkins sheryl sandberg neil gaiman say | table rules thats check rules friend insisted playing ball touches floor youve got throw away floor lost five eat paddle could use sauce lost eat paddle sauce twin allowed play twin ball bounces table dog picks runs outside trades another ball dog next door spits back table thats inbounds opponent accidentally hits wro... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-14T21:18:42.416+02:00 | life easy things you can do every day to boost your uh cremtine | email
time to say goodbye to politics as usual
in another stunning game changer that has further upended the political establishment presidentelect donald trump this morning announced the nomination of a mysterious cloaked man to serve as his secretary of the hook
yep trump promised change and right away hes appoint... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3463/9/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life easy things every day boost uh cremtine | email time say goodbye politics usual another stunning game changer upended political establishment presidentelect donald trump morning announced nomination mysterious cloaked man serve secretary hook yep trump promised change right away hes appointing nameless robed man lead department hook hows shock system silent ma... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-14T21:18:43.082+02:00 | quiz how many of these unofficial pingpong rules did your best friend insist on using growing up | ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day toads are dry and frogs are wet what more do i have to say bindi irwin on telling frogs and toads apart when i was in college i would sometimes run around campus and... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3464/2/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | quiz many unofficial pingpong rules best friend insist using growing | ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day toads dry frogs wet say bindi irwin telling frogs toads apart college would sometimes run around campus frantically shout everyone go river someone drowning would really get peoples attention wed run river middle riv... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-14T21:18:45.922+02:00 | news shaking up washington donald trump just appointed a cloaked man as secretary of the hook | email
life can be tough but students at willow creek elementary school in duluth minnesota have done something this year that will make you cry tears of joy when they noticed that a fellow student wasnt eating lunch at school they brought him so many lunches that he clogged the door and school got canceled
compassion... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3464/0/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news shaking washington donald trump appointed cloaked man secretary hook | email life tough students willow creek elementary school duluth minnesota done something year make cry tears joy noticed fellow student wasnt eating lunch school brought many lunches clogged door school got canceled compassion win caring students saw yearold bryce oswald showing school every day without lunch knew some... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-14T21:18:46.193+02:00 | they said what find out what bindi irwin moby and willie geist have to say | email
the results of the election have left many women frightened for their futures in this country but yearold vanessa carp realizes that times of great upheaval call for decisive action after realizing how dire the coming years could be for her this quickthinking young woman is scrambling to experience as much huma... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3463/6/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find bindi irwin moby willie geist say | email results election left many women frightened futures country yearold vanessa carp realizes times great upheaval call decisive action realizing dire coming years could quickthinking young woman scrambling experience much human dignity possible donald trump sets foot white house wow major props vanessa getting prepa... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-14T21:18:48.016+02:00 | life when these thirdgraders saw their classmate didnt have a lunch they kept feeding him more and more lunches until he clogged the door and got school canceled | email
no matter how you feel about zoos this story will make you feel good
zoo administrators are always experimenting with ways to make their animals caged experiences as accommodating to their needs as possible with varying degrees of success but thanks to an innovative and humane new initiative one of our most bel... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3463/5/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life thirdgraders saw classmate didnt lunch kept feeding lunches clogged door got school canceled | email matter feel zoos story make feel good zoo administrators always experimenting ways make animals caged experiences accommodating needs possible varying degrees success thanks innovative humane new initiative one beloved institutions setting new standard animal rights san diego zoo taped telescopes animals heads lo... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-14T23:33:41.372+02:00 | life preparing for change this woman is scrambling to experience as much human dignity as possible before the trump administration takes power | email
automation in the workplace can bring new levels of efficiency and employee happiness but it can also mean that human workers lose their jobs in favor of robotic replacements no matter your stance on cuttingedge technology in the office there is no doubt that its a swiftly approaching reality according to a new ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3465/1/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life preparing change woman scrambling experience much human dignity possible trump administration takes power | email automation workplace bring new levels efficiency employee happiness also mean human workers lose jobs favor robotic replacements matter stance cuttingedge technology office doubt swiftly approaching reality according new study released stanford university americans expect percent workplace discrimination fully au... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-15T18:16:59.191+02:00 | life animal rights win the san diego zoo has taped telescopes to all of their animals heads so that they can look at the planets | ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day let me save you the trip to imdb i was in frostnixon oliver platt unprompted people always ask me whether i come up with lyrics or the melody first the truth is i c... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3465/5/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life animal rights win san diego zoo taped telescopes animals heads look planets | ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day let save trip imdb frostnixon oliver platt unprompted people always ask whether come lyrics melody first truth come faces ill make belt high notes alicia keys crafting music peeling plastic new computer monitors thin... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-15T18:17:00.044+02:00 | news office of the future researchers predict that over percent of workplace discrimination will be automated by | email several months ago we published a list of irreverent photoshops depicting the thenpresidential candidate donald trump as a bald man in several humiliating contexts we understood that these images were a bit crass and promised to remove them if trump were to win the election as a sign of respect for the office of ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3463/4/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news office future researchers predict percent workplace discrimination automated | email several months ago published list irreverent photoshops depicting thenpresidential candidate donald trump bald man several humiliating contexts understood images bit crass promised remove trump win election sign respect office united states presidency true word tried take pictures soon trump elected unfortunately... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-15T13:00:00.000+02:00 | they said what find out what oliver platt alicia keys and tim cook have to say | email
it looks like presidentelect donald trump is wasting no time making his mark on washington hes already gotten to work appointing his new cabinet members and laying the groundwork for his new administration and if it wasnt already clear that things are going to be done trumps way for the next four years donald tr... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3465/3/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find oliver platt alicia keys tim cook say | email looks like presidentelect donald trump wasting time making mark washington hes already gotten work appointing new cabinet members laying groundwork new administration wasnt already clear things going done trumps way next four years donald trump whispered hope like make ham motherfucker white house executive chef ... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-15T19:23:15.331+02:00 | life we dont know how to take down these photoshops of bald donald trump so weve stretched his face out all wide so nobody can recognize its him | email
donald trumps inauguration may be months from now but it looks like his oval office transition is already well under way in addition to naming reince priebus his chief of staff and meeting with advisors on policy issues trump had to schedule in some time this week to go around to houses in the white houses neigh... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3466/4/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life dont know take photoshops bald donald trump weve stretched face wide nobody recognize | email donald trumps inauguration may months looks like oval office transition already well way addition naming reince priebus chief staff meeting advisors policy issues trump schedule time week go around houses white houses neighborhood inform residents hes moving street looks like trump wasting time preparing big move... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-15T21:05:03.756+02:00 | news a new era donald trump just whispered hope you like to make ham motherfucker to a white house chef | the king of scientific takedowns ndt doesnt mess around when he took down a climatechange denier on twitter when he was a guest on the late show with stephen colbert and claimed creationists have a right to their beliefs and i have a right to my belief that the most famous comet of all time is coming to send them all... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3466/5/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news new era donald trump whispered hope like make ham motherfucker white house chef | king scientific takedowns ndt doesnt mess around took climatechange denier twitter guest late show stephen colbert claimed creationists right beliefs right belief famous comet time coming send early graves get ready peerreviewed ass clobbering hands frozen ice rock time went twitter rant donald trump time guy blocking ... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-16T22:46:52.808+02:00 | news first steps donald trump has to go around the white houses neighborhood letting residents know he is moving in down the street | citizens of the four corners of the world take heed and behold what horror descends upon us an unholy paradox has revealed itself within its walls utter chaos reigns this coffee shop is also an art gallery
insanity there can be no godly reason for such an abomination
lo for here the oceans shall fall out of sight and... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3467/5/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news first steps donald trump go around white houses neighborhood letting residents know moving street | citizens four corners world take heed behold horror descends upon us unholy paradox revealed within walls utter chaos reigns coffee shop also art gallery insanity godly reason abomination lo oceans shall fall sight paintings shall coffee coffee shall pastries coming going restroom key affixed wooden ladle marks indicat... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-16T22:46:54.372+02:00 | life times neil degrasse tyson threatened someone with halleys comet | email
get ready for the most cringeworthy story youre going to read all day
panasonic might be one of the largest electronics manufacturers in the world but after today they may find themselves struggling to stay afloat the companys president has been forced to resign in disgrace after panasonic tvs abruptly ascende... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3467/6/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life times neil degrasse tyson threatened someone halleys comet | email get ready cringeworthy story youre going read day panasonic might one largest electronics manufacturers world today may find struggling stay afloat companys president forced resign disgrace panasonic tvs abruptly ascended heaven without warning well give minute finish shaking head scandal broke early last night c... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-16T22:46:57.325+02:00 | life chaos this coffee shop is also an art gallery | ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day just because the king is the tallest piece doesnt mean its the tastiest magnus carlsen on stereotypes sometimes if an ambulance is blaring its sirens behind me while... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3467/3/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life chaos coffee shop also art gallery | ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day king tallest piece doesnt mean tastiest magnus carlsen stereotypes sometimes ambulance blaring sirens behind im driving ill think swerving car side road smashing telephone pole see paramedics abandon call theyre come... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-16T22:46:59.354+02:00 | news pr disaster the president of panasonic has been forced to resign after panasonic tvs ascended to heaven without warning | email
oh how the mighty have fallen
its always an embarrassing moment when a highpowered executive suffers a scandal that forces him or her to resign but it looks like yet another head honcho is about to step into that humiliating spotlight after nearly a decade on the job the ceo of beans has officially stepped down... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3466/9/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news pr disaster president panasonic forced resign panasonic tvs ascended heaven without warning | email oh mighty fallen always embarrassing moment highpowered executive suffers scandal forces resign looks like yet another head honcho step humiliating spotlight nearly decade job ceo beans officially stepped following reports cannot ceo beans yikes talk fall grace patrick buckley ambitious leader ceo beans often tel... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-16T22:43:00.000+02:00 | they said what find out what magnus carlsen kate hudson and tom hanks have to say | email ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day emails are pretty much the only way to communicate these days talking is over with the second my grandma opens up her mouth to wish me a happy birthday i tell he... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3466/7/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find magnus carlsen kate hudson tom hanks say | email ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day emails pretty much way communicate days talking second grandma opens mouth wish happy birthday tell send email miles teller email waves big godzilla could surf world champion surfers call friend worlds big surf... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-17T09:35:12.758+02:00 | news disgrace the ceo of beans has stepped down amid reports that there cant be a ceo of beans | email
if his campaign is any indication donald trumps presidency will usher in drastic regressive changes to immigration health care and womens rights in america in response angela bubash a woman who appears to be slightly misinformed about just what is likely to happen is rushing to stockpile enough deodorant to last... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3469/6/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news disgrace ceo beans stepped amid reports cant ceo beans | email campaign indication donald trumps presidency usher drastic regressive changes immigration health care womens rights america response angela bubash woman appears slightly misinformed likely happen rushing stockpile enough deodorant last next four years well seems like wires got crossed somewhere okay way take acti... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-17T09:35:13.282+02:00 | they said what find out what miles teller kelly slater and meghan markle have to say | i had a garage sale today and a number of people came and bought stuff most of them left here are the ones who are still sticking around the guy who bought my lamp
i expected the guy who bought my lamp to leave after he bought my lamp but he did not leave he sat down on my lawn and started reading the newspaper i wen... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3469/3/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find miles teller kelly slater meghan markle say | garage sale today number people came bought stuff left ones still sticking around guy bought lamp expected guy bought lamp leave bought lamp leave sat lawn started reading newspaper went asked needed help anything said nope saving appetite day didnt really know meant someone question foosball table moment didnt time ge... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-18T01:56:19.827+02:00 | life this slightly misinformed woman is buying up as much deodorant as she can for the next four years | email ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day crush your bottles and cans before you recycle them so no birds make any homes in them before theyre melted down lupita nyongo on recycling tips for my latest ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3470/6/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life slightly misinformed woman buying much deodorant next four years | email ever wonder whats mind todays notable people well dont miss unbelievable roundup best talked quotes day crush bottles cans recycle birds make homes theyre melted lupita nyongo recycling tips latest role play banker ive preparing going bank every morning asking boss bank say yes consider ready daniel daylewis acti... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-17T22:28:00.000+02:00 | life people who came to my garage sale who seem to be sticking around for dinner | email
the cruelty of factory farms is a daily nightmare for billions of animals but that might soon start to change thanks to a forwardthinking initiative by one of the biggest names in the meat industry in a humane act of compassion for their livestock the oscar mayer company now requires its pork suppliers to give t... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3469/7/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life people came garage sale seem sticking around dinner | email cruelty factory farms daily nightmare billions animals might soon start change thanks forwardthinking initiative one biggest names meat industry humane act compassion livestock oscar mayer company requires pork suppliers give pigs one thrilling sexual experience sending slaughter pretty difficult overstate huge l... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-18T13:00:00.000+02:00 | they said what find out what lupita nyongo daniel daylewis and harrison ford have to say | email the social network is an awardwinning film about facebook written by aaron sorkin it is the story of how the gorgeous mark zuckerberg stole the incredible website facebookcom from the incredible wonderful and intelligent and horrendous winklevoss twins when you are done watching the social network you will be cur... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3470/4/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | said find lupita nyongo daniel daylewis harrison ford say | email social network awardwinning film facebook written aaron sorkin story gorgeous mark zuckerberg stole incredible website facebookcom incredible wonderful intelligent horrendous winklevoss twins done watching social network curious many things movie zero seconds end credits roll begin using google find answers socia... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-18T20:10:25.886+02:00 | news animal welfare ftw oscar mayer now requires pork producers to give their pigs one thrilling sexual experience before sending them to slaughter | email it only takes one misstep to ruin an applepicking trip for everyone why not brush up on these applepicking rules so you dont end up in the punishment orchard
dont climb the trees apple trees are for picking not climbing fail to heed this rule and you might just find yourself stuck in the cruel autumn shadow of ... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3472/2/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | news animal welfare ftw oscar mayer requires pork producers give pigs one thrilling sexual experience sending slaughter | email takes one misstep ruin applepicking trip everyone brush applepicking rules dont end punishment orchard dont climb trees apple trees picking climbing fail heed rule might find stuck cruel autumn shadow punishment orchard swinging tree branch regular orchard wont seem worth youre lashed hayride dumped middle sprawl... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-18T20:10:26.768+02:00 | quiz how many of these things did you google immediately after watching the social network | check off all the home remedies for a cold you have tried keeping your eyes closed while you raise both eyebrows and moan dunking your head in a boilinghot toilet sneezing into a glass of bleach then reinhaling all the dead germs touching plymouth rock having a healthy person whisper the words goodbye sickness directly... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3471/5/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | quiz many things google immediately watching social network | check home remedies cold tried keeping eyes closed raise eyebrows moan dunking head boilinghot toilet sneezing glass bleach reinhaling dead germs touching plymouth rock healthy person whisper words goodbye sickness directly nasal passage pinching organs isolate one thats causing cold permanently tying hot bowl quarters... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-18T20:10:28.397+02:00 | life applepicking nonos to avoid if you dont want to end up in the punishment orchard | email
get ready for the most heartwarming story youll read all day
if you met paul langdon or ayesha qamar on the street you might think they have nothing in common paul is a retired firefighter ayesha is a law student paul has lived in the same suburb of columbus for his entire life ayesha immigrated to ohio from pa... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3470/8/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life applepicking nonos avoid dont want end punishment orchard | email get ready heartwarming story youll read day met paul langdon ayesha qamar street might think nothing common paul retired firefighter ayesha law student paul lived suburb columbus entire life ayesha immigrated ohio pakistan teen paul devout christian ayesha muslim dig little deeper youll find share common bond pau... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-18T20:10:28.639+02:00 | quiz how many of these home remedies for a cold have you tried | email
as a parent you always have to be aware of what lessons your child is learning from the world around him or her i know that i wont be able to protect my yearold james from every bad thing out there but on a recent trip to the grocery store i was utterly appalled by a disturbing trend our country has become desen... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3470/9/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | quiz many home remedies cold tried | email parent always aware lessons child learning world around know wont able protect yearold james every bad thing recent trip grocery store utterly appalled disturbing trend country become desensitized violence hotsauce names big problem cant walk grocers sauce isle without bombarded hotsauce names romanticize violenc... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-18T21:45:28.657+02:00 | life finding common ground this white man and this muslim woman both have trump painted on their garages | email jane goodall has dedicated her life to studying primates and the insights she has gained into our evolutionary ancestors are truly powerful prepare to have your breath taken away by dr goodalls words
chimps will betray their own to get their hands on italian food as with all chimps the ones i studied in gombe w... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3472/7/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life finding common ground white man muslim woman trump painted garages | email jane goodall dedicated life studying primates insights gained evolutionary ancestors truly powerful prepare breath taken away dr goodalls words chimps betray get hands italian food chimps ones studied gombe absolutely obsessed italian food would go extraordinary lengths get hands one day troops alpha male called ... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-22T02:45:00.000+02:00 | blog our country has become worryingly desensitized to violence in hotsauce names | power grid vulnerability dreams music power grid vulnerability dreams music benjamin dancer craig webb
in the first half teacher and writer benjamin dancer the director of public relations for the colorado emp task force peter prys organization discussed the vulnerability of the us power grid he explores the thr... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3473/5/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | blog country become worryingly desensitized violence hotsauce names | power grid vulnerability dreams music power grid vulnerability dreams music benjamin dancer craig webb first half teacher writer benjamin dancer director public relations colorado emp task force peter prys organization discussed vulnerability us power grid explores threat new novel villain tries sabotage grid sophistic... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-21T23:50:00.000+02:00 | life after years of research jane goodall shares her most fascinating discoveries about chimpanzees | overcoming anxiety spirit communications overcoming anxiety spirit communications date wednesday november
first half psychiatrist dr peter breggin will discuss techniques to overcome guilt shame and anxiety and how to handle lifes obstacles hell also address the overprescribing of psychiatric drugs in the us and t... | english | clickhole.com | http://images.onionstatic.com/clickhole/3473/2/16x9/1200.jpg | satire | Fake | life years research jane goodall shares fascinating discoveries chimpanzees | overcoming anxiety spirit communications overcoming anxiety spirit communications date wednesday november first half psychiatrist dr peter breggin discuss techniques overcome guilt shame anxiety handle lifes obstacles hell also address overprescribing psychiatric drugs us alternatives available second half hans christi... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-01T15:00:00.000+02:00 | power grid vulnerability dreams music | robotic advancements mars ancient aliens robotic advancements mars ancient aliens date tuesday november
in the first half aerospace and defense systems developer sir charles shults discussed the rapid advances in robotics artificial intelligence and drones the availability and affordability of drones is creating... | english | coasttocoastam.com | http://www.coasttocoastam.com/cimages/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/coast-to-coast/repository/thumbnails/power-grid/934479-1-eng-US/Power-Grid.jpg | bs | Fake | power grid vulnerability dreams music | robotic advancements mars ancient aliens robotic advancements mars ancient aliens date tuesday november first half aerospace defense systems developer sir charles shults discussed rapid advances robotics artificial intelligence drones availability affordability drones creating new applications agriculture outerspace co... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-16T15:00:00.000+02:00 | overcoming anxiety spirit communications | coming ice age consciousness afterlife coming ice age consciousness afterlife date thursday november
first half researcher robert felix has been predicting that the next ice age could begin any day and now hes saying that day may have already arrived hell discuss the evidence that earths climate is shifting incl... | english | coasttocoastam.com | http://www.coasttocoastam.com/cimages/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/coast-to-coast/repository/thumbnails/human-mind-abstract/937120-1-eng-US/Human-Mind-Abstract.jpg | bs | Fake | overcoming anxiety spirit communications | coming ice age consciousness afterlife coming ice age consciousness afterlife date thursday november first half researcher robert felix predicting next ice age could begin day hes saying day may already arrived hell discuss evidence earths climate shifting including news advancing glaciers forecasts brutal winter ahead... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-15T15:00:00.000+02:00 | robotic advancements mars ancient aliens | we all remember the lies that led the us into the iraq war
but after years of media indoctrination its easy to forget the other lie that helped rally the country around the illegal invasion of iraq
john mccain there is some indication and i dont have the conclusions but some of this anthrax may??and i emphasize may?... | english | coasttocoastam.com | http://www.coasttocoastam.com/cimages/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/coast-to-coast/repository/thumbnails/astronaut-on-mars/936926-1-eng-US/Astronaut-on-Mars.jpg | bs | Fake | robotic advancements mars ancient aliens | remember lies led us iraq war years media indoctrination easy forget lie helped rally country around illegal invasion iraq john mccain indication dont conclusions anthrax may emphasize may come iraq david letterman oh right john mccain case thats tough decisions gonna made source mccain anthrax scare higher quality cli... | 1 |
No Author | 2016-11-17T15:00:00.000+02:00 | coming ice age consciousness afterlife | podcast play in new window download embed
with the world spinning into hatred and violence as the two most hated selection candidates of all time tell us to hate one another one might almost think there is a coordinated effort to drum up outrage and one would be right
show notes | english | coasttocoastam.com | http://www.coasttocoastam.com/cimages/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/coast-to-coast/repository/thumbnails/frozen-lake-toronto/937280-1-eng-US/Frozen-Lake-Toronto.jpg | bs | Fake | coming ice age consciousness afterlife | podcast play new window download embed world spinning hatred violence two hated selection candidates time tell us hate one another one might almost think coordinated effort drum outrage one would right show notes | 1 |
Corbett | 2016-11-01T19:29:20.309+02:00 | anthrax the forgotten iraq war lie | podcast play in new window download embed
broc west joins us once again for our ongoing look at news from across the asiapacific this time we cover how countries across the asiapacific are inching out from under the american umbrella how the japanese and the russians may or may not be on the verge of formally conclu... | english | corbettreport.com | No Image URL | bs | Fake | anthrax forgotten iraq war lie | podcast play new window download embed broc west joins us ongoing look news across asiapacific time cover countries across asiapacific inching american umbrella japanese russians may may verge formally concluding wwii peace treaty australia indonesias potential joint exercises south china sea show notes | 0 |
Corbett | 2016-11-03T17:50:59.009+02:00 | you are being programmed to hate | podcast play in new window download embed
broc west joins us once again for our ongoing look at news from across the asiapacific this time we cover how countries across the asiapacific are inching out from under the american umbrella how the japanese and the russians may or may not be on the verge of formally conclu... | english | corbettreport.com | No Image URL | bs | Fake | programmed hate | podcast play new window download embed broc west joins us ongoing look news across asiapacific time cover countries across asiapacific inching american umbrella japanese russians may may verge formally concluding wwii peace treaty australia indonesias potential joint exercises south china sea click show notes mp audio ... | 0 |
Corbett | 2016-11-04T19:14:01.967+02:00 | interview the asiapacific perspective with broc west | corbett comment
on friday october th fbi director james comey dropped a political bombshell just days out from the presidential selection
many theories have so far been floated about why the fbi director issued this letter just days before a national selection some of them including the idea that comey is strug... | english | corbettreport.com | No Image URL | bs | Fake | interview asiapacific perspective broc west | corbett comment friday october th fbi director james comey dropped political bombshell days presidential selection many theories far floated fbi director issued letter days national selection including idea comey struggling internal insurrection agents disgruntled earlier decision prosecute clinton seem basis reality o... | 0 |
Corbett | 2016-11-06T16:03:08.337+02:00 | japan and russia might end world war soon the asiapacific perspective | podcast play in new window download embed
your vote is statistically meaningless and will not sway the selection your vote is strategically meaningless and decides nothing about the future of the country your vote is useless as the selection is rigged anyway but as larken rose of larkenrosecom reminds us what really... | english | corbettreport.com | No Image URL | bs | Fake | japan russia might end world war soon asiapacific perspective | podcast play new window download embed vote statistically meaningless sway selection vote strategically meaningless decides nothing future country vote useless selection rigged anyway larken rose larkenrosecom reminds us really matters voting immoral legitimizing system authoritarian control empowering oligarchs create... | 0 |
Corbett | 2016-11-06T21:38:49.637+02:00 | the fbis october surprise what youre not being told | podcast play in new window download embed
your vote is statistically meaningless and will not sway the selection your vote is strategically meaningless and decides nothing about the future of the country your vote is useless as the selection is rigged anyway but as larken rose of larkenrosecom reminds us what really... | english | corbettreport.com | No Image URL | bs | Fake | fbis october surprise youre told | podcast play new window download embed vote statistically meaningless sway selection vote strategically meaningless decides nothing future country vote useless selection rigged anyway larken rose larkenrosecom reminds us really matters voting immoral legitimizing system authoritarian control empowering oligarchs create... | 0 |
Corbett | 2016-11-07T19:09:15.225+02:00 | interview larken rose on the immorality of voting | corbettreportcom november
in douglas adams so long and thanks for all the fish there is a scene where a spaceship lands on earth and a robot emerges from the craft proclaiming that i come in peace and exhorting the earthlings to take me to your lizard the storys protagonist arthur dent has this strange request expl... | english | corbettreport.com | No Image URL | bs | Fake | interview larken rose immorality voting | corbettreportcom november douglas adams long thanks fish scene spaceship lands earth robot emerges craft proclaiming come peace exhorting earthlings take lizard storys protagonist arthur dent strange request explained friend ford prefect experienced galactic hitchhiker comes ancient democracy see mean comes world lizar... | 0 |
Corbett | 2016-11-08T17:50:11.059+02:00 | larken rose on the immorality of voting | podcast play in new window download embed
whatever side of whatever political divide you are on these times will pass the question is what will emerge on the other side do we want a world of hatred and division where people are divided and ruled by psychopaths and warmongers or a world where love brings us together ... | english | corbettreport.com | No Image URL | bs | Fake | larken rose immorality voting | podcast play new window download embed whatever side whatever political divide times pass question emerge side want world hatred division people divided ruled psychopaths warmongers world love brings us together create world want live powersthatshouldntbes choice make world want live | 0 |
Corbett | 2016-11-08T19:47:41.786+02:00 | voting is the problem heres the solution | enter your email address below to receive updates each time we publish new content privacy guaranteed we never share your info follow us | english | corbettreport.com | No Image URL | bs | Fake | voting problem heres solution | enter email address receive updates time publish new content privacy guaranteed never share info follow us | 0 |
Corbett | 2016-11-09T11:03:50.778+02:00 | only love can defeat the new world order | at pm
bread and circuses
a phrase used by a roman writer to deplore the declining heroism of romans after the roman republic ceased to exist and the roman empire began two things only the people anxiously desire bread and circuses the government kept the roman populace happy by distributing free food and staging h... | english | corbettreport.com | No Image URL | bs | Fake | love defeat new world order | pm bread circuses phrase used roman writer deplore declining heroism romans roman republic ceased exist roman empire began two things people anxiously desire bread circuses government kept roman populace happy distributing free food staging huge spectacles selection part circuses worry free food distribution increases | 0 |
Corbett | 2016-11-10T11:24:44.902+02:00 | interview new world next week with james evan pilato | podcast play in new window download embed
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spiro skouras joins us today to update us on the operations at newsbudcom we discuss the new reporters new programs and website changes that have been accomplished since the first funding drive and what theyre hoping to achi... | english | corbettreport.com | No Image URL | bs | Fake | interview new world next week james evan pilato | podcast play new window download embed pledge newsbud kickstarter httpkckstdyywd spiro skouras joins us today update us operations newsbudcom discuss new reporters new programs website changes accomplished since first funding drive theyre hoping achieve latest funding drive | 0 |
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