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My friend in 5th grade told me that I could pee in a girls peehole, and that would get her pregnant Hurray for no proper sex ed! |
You can t tell me what to do You re not my dad! |
wow, when is this movie coming out? Can t wait to see it! |
actually i called bullshit on it and i was right, i knew this wasnt legit |
HAHA, IM USING IT TO SPEED UP MY AFTER EFFECTS RENDERS LOL I KNOW HOW TO USE IT PROBABLY BETTER THAN YOU |
gt Shame them, embarrass them |
these things will get you in a ton of shit at school and possibly out of school if the bully complains |
Bad advice |
They look beautiful Ever considered messing around with photography? |
That s basically all it is A little bonus thank you at the take out counter If you re sitting down it s pretty much obligatory unless your server like punched you in the face or something |
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He yelled after the homeless guy told him Fuck off, it s mine , so yelling was justified |
I made one, but I ve got a specific use for it that s more than X has achieved Y! Once I ve got everything up and running, I might post it on the r rift reddit, but right now it s in it s infancy |
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Oh right, thanks |
It saddens me that we have massively over achieved in our war making ability compared to their impressions and failed just about everywhere else Heh |
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Sorry you may have to turn you head to look at it, I m posting this from my phone and can t edit it |
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If you can get your hands on it I would suggest a copy of The Blind Watchmaker by Dawkins instead of The God Delusion It has more awesome science and is a bit lighter on the religion bashing |
Atheism, it just makes sense |
provided you take the time to learn and understand science and logical fallacies |
Edit Even when living in a very religious part of Texas I managed to find a good group of atheist friends So don t worry I m sure you can either reason with your current set of friends or find friends who will accept you |
Hmm Well, they did no sound in space, and, uh, had all the planets in one solar system thus making the travel distances only sort of implausible as opposed to we need warp drive And that s about it Whedon does realism and believability alright, but a lot of the choices he makes are stylistic or for telling the story Still, yeah, there are a lot of other shows that engage in way more techno magic |
Frankly, Firefly probably belongs on the History channel, since it was inspired by a book about the civil war But whatever, I love it, so any attention it gets is good |
I have a theory A theory deserved of the Nobel Prize if you ask me |
There are two kinds of fatty |
There are Happy Fatties |
There are Crappy Fatties |
There are no in between fatties |
Happy Fatties look like this http www canadianactors info John Candy jpg They are nice, fun, happy |
Crappy Fatties look like this http static tvtropes org pmwiki pub images fat bastard jpg The are fat, ugly, nasty |
My wife laughs at me about this theory But secretly she agrees too Unfortunately, the Crappy Fatties are slowly outbreeding the Happy Fatties I don t know why There were much more Happy Fatties around when I was young |
Maybe it s the water Or the ice cream |
Pretty dumb, especially since you blew up pretty much all offensive weapons of the ship prior to |
I just continuously tapped R1 R2 and cleared it on veteran on my second try |
I m not sure if you re referring to pro life women who receive abortions, or my own argument in this post |
If you are referring to my argument, I d point out in my defense that my second post is simply a clarifying restatement of my first If you aren t, well a thousand pardons and please disregard |
you only change your shorts once a year? |
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When installing Windows 7 on my girlfriend s dad s computer last year, I noticed he had Civ 4 and all the expansions under the desk So for Christmas, I decided to get him a bunch of other games that he might like along those lines, figuring he was sort of casual He looked quite happy on Christmas morning opening up Alpha Centuri and Pharaoh, but he looked a little unfufilled Later when we were talking and knowing full well that I m a huge gamer he mentioned to me, Hey, did you know that Civ 5 just came out? It was only at this point I realized what a huge gamer was actually lurking He knew more about the game than I did! The next day, I went out and bought him a new video card, PSU, and a copy of Civ 5 I must say I am very pleased and somewhat alarmed that he s maintained a Steam rating of 10 since then |
Could be an idea to tag this slightly NSFW in case |
every year until the deficit starts to be reduced if i recall the GOP budget barely makes a dent in the deficit |
Black, one very excessively small teaspoon of sugar, and a pinch of salt The salt kills all the bitterness I will never drink my coffee any other way, and I used to drink it like a 15 year old girl |
Now, IF they had a historian commenting on the factual accuracy or similarities between Larry the Cable Guy and actual history like how they re giving an actual physicist a voiceover role to comment on the factual accuracy or similarities with Firefly and hard science , THEN we probably wouldn t rage |
In fact, |
if The Learning Channel gave scientific professionals a voice over track for their Sara Palin show, that would be funny as heck and I would watch the crap out of that, man! |
I like the thematic color scheme your team has goin on |
Do the standard checks first, which others here will recommend, remove battery, etc etc |
IF NO OTHER ADVICE HERE HELPS FIRST |
Your symptoms sound like the common GPU fault that exists I looked up the model and it s part of the large amount of laptops suffering the same problem |
Check out my fairly length post here http www reddit com r techsupport comments f43cp laptop freezing vertical lines black screen and |
Also check out http en kioskea net forum affich 35186 hp pavillion dv6000 graphic card problem |
Symptoms my laptop had when it had this problem |
Laptop would turn on, lights would come on The BACKLIGHT of the screen lit up, if I remember right, but nothing comes up on the screen Laptop will beep, fan spin, but nothing comes on screen Before this happens, frequent crashes graphical glitches may also occur The blanket fix in the second link I posted is a pretty decent test to see if this is the issue really, there s a slight change of it causing more damage, but it s not that likely The laptop should shut itself off when it gets too hot, but this should be hot enough to help fix it Might be a good idea to remove the HDD etc first though |
huh? |
I thought Pokemon was with BK |
Almost Live!! I actually hadn t seen that particular clip before |
Town is very cheesy, too crowded in the winter, too hot in the summer It s also fun and the scenery is gorgeous Check out the Gingerbread House if you re there and you like gingerbread, theirs is great |
Christians and Muslims consider themselves normal or reasonable people as well The atheist label may do harm, but it also does the good of letting the religious know that we are different, and they can be too |
American football is considerably popular in Japan So much so that Japan won the 1999 and 2003 World Cup of American Football http en wikipedia org wiki World Cup of American football Japan steamrolled over its opponents in the group stage, scoring 96 points and allowing 0 |
2007 was the first year that the US sent a team No NFL or CFL players were selected, only amateurs from NCAA divisions I, II, and III |
The final was USA vs Japan, and it was a hell of a game The US entered the 2nd quarter up 7 0, but Japan scored 10 unanswered points, including a 49 yard field goal, to go up 10 7 at the half The Americans managed a third quarter field goal, but found themselves trailing again when Japan scored a touchdown with 7 00 left in the 4th |
After an 80 yard drive, the Americans tied the game up with less than 3 minutes to go The 4th quarter ended 17 17 |
OT1 Both teams score field goals on their posessions |
OT2 On Japan s field goal attempt, one of the US defenders gets a fingertip on the ball, sending it bouncing off the goalpost The US chipped in a field goal to secure victory, 23 20 |
TL DR Japan is pretty good at football, the USA team narrowly beat them in a come from behind victory |
Dae think X files when they read cancer mon ? |
I think there is something about women s genetic makeup that makes it harder for them to lose weight |
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