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There's a bee in the car!
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Do something!
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I'm driving!
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Hi, bee.
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He's back here!
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He's going to sting me!
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Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
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He blinked!
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Spray him, Granny!
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What are you doing?!
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Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.
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I gotta get home.
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Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
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Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
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Ken, could you close the window please?
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Ken, could you close the window please?
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Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
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Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
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What was that?
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Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes!
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That is diabolical.
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It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
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What's number one? Star Wars?
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Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff.
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No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.
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When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
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There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
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I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
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I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
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Wait! Stop! Bee!
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Stand back. These are winter boots.
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Wait!
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Don't kill him!
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You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
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Why does his life have less value than yours?
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Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
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I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
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My brochure!
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There you go, little guy.
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I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.
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Put that on your resume brochure.
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My whole face could puff up.
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Make it one of your special skills.
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Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
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Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
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Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
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Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
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You could put carob chips on there.
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Bye.
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Supposed to be less calories.
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Bye.
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I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
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All right, here it goes.
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Nah.
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What would I say?
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I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
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I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.
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Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
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No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't.
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How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
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Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
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Hi!
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I'm sorry. You're talking.
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Yes, I know.
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You're talking!
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I'm so sorry.
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No, it's OK. It's fine.
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I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
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Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
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This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
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I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
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And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.
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That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee.
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Yeah.
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I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
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I just want to say I'm grateful.
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I'll leave now.
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Wait! How did you learn to do that?
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What?
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The talking thing.
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Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
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That's very funny.
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Yeah.
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Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
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Anyway... Can I... get you something?
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Like what?
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I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
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I don't want to put you out.
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It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
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It's just coffee.
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I hate to impose.
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Don't be ridiculous!
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Actually, I would love a cup.
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Hey, you want rum cake?
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I shouldn't.
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Have some.
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No, I can't.
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Come on!
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I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
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Where?
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