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My co-worker farted in her cubicle adjacent to mine. It was so gross. My co-worker ripped a nasty ole fart in her cubicle the other day. Which just so happened to be next to mine. Lol. That's gross
You're telling me! It was absolutely revolting. I am never going to let her live that down.
I wouldn't either. She should find another job lol
I broke my phone today. It was the worst.
I broke my phone today.
That's no good. How did that happen?
I broke my phone today. It was the worst. I broke my phone today.
That's no good. How did that happen?
I got in a heated conversation and threw it lol
I broke my phone today. It was the worst. I broke my phone today. That's no good. How did that happen?
I got in a heated conversation and threw it lol
Dang. Well I bet that really worked to get your point across haha
I broke my phone today. It was the worst. I broke my phone today. That's no good. How did that happen? I got in a heated conversation and threw it lol
Dang. Well I bet that really worked to get your point across haha
I feel so dumb lol
I got out of the slammer last month after being in there for 50 years. I have much hope for my future.
I got out of the slammer last month after being there for 50 years. Hoping the remainder of my life is spent on a beach like at the end of Shawshank Redemption.
Oh, wow. That's a long time. How old were you when you first went in?
I got out of the slammer last month after being in there for 50 years. I have much hope for my future. I got out of the slammer last month after being there for 50 years. Hoping the remainder of my life is spent on a beach like at the end of Shawshank Redemption.
Oh, wow. That's a long time. How old were you when you first went in?
I was five years old. Went in for burgling a candy store.
I got out of the slammer last month after being in there for 50 years. I have much hope for my future. I got out of the slammer last month after being there for 50 years. Hoping the remainder of my life is spent on a beach like at the end of Shawshank Redemption. Oh_comma_ wow. That's a long time. How old were you wh...
I was five years old. Went in for burgling a candy store.
Ha ha. Now I know you're kidding me. 50 years? I think you served your time for that offense, wiouldn't you say?
Last week, my husband surprised me with a trip to Charleston, South Carolina next month. I am so excited! We haven't had a vacation in years so I can't even believe it!
Last week, my husband surprised me with a trip to Charleston, South Carolina next month. I am so excited! We haven't had a vacation in years so I can't even believe it!
South Carolina is really nice. What are you planning on doing there?
Last week, my husband surprised me with a trip to Charleston, South Carolina next month. I am so excited! We haven't had a vacation in years so I can't even believe it! Last week_comma_ my husband surprised me with a trip to Charleston_comma_ South Carolina next month. I am so excited! We haven't had a vacation in year...
South Carolina is really nice. What are you planning on doing there?
Eat at as many restaurants as I can, go to Folley Beach, explore plantations, and take a carriage ride to name a few. I have been researching a lot.
Last week, my husband surprised me with a trip to Charleston, South Carolina next month. I am so excited! We haven't had a vacation in years so I can't even believe it! Last week_comma_ my husband surprised me with a trip to Charleston_comma_ South Carolina next month. I am so excited! We haven't had a vacation in year...
Eat at as many restaurants as I can, go to Folley Beach, explore plantations, and take a carriage ride to name a few. I have been researching a lot.
Sounds like a grand ole time. Everyone likes the good ole carriage ride every now and again.
I applied for a new job last week. I am really wanting to get this one.
I applied for a new job last week.
Did you get a call back?
I applied for a new job last week. I am really wanting to get this one. I applied for a new job last week.
Did you get a call back?
Not yet, but I am really wanting to get this one and I kind of think I will.
I applied for a new job last week. I am really wanting to get this one. I applied for a new job last week. Did you get a call back?
Not yet, but I am really wanting to get this one and I kind of think I will.
We believe it and you just might
I lost another wallet today. I just can't keep up with those things
I lost another wallet today
Oh darn that is stressful I bet.
I lost another wallet today. I just can't keep up with those things I lost another wallet today
Oh darn that is stressful I bet.
I have lost every single one I have ever had.
I lost another wallet today. I just can't keep up with those things I lost another wallet today Oh darn that is stressful I bet.
I have lost every single one I have ever had.
That's no good. How does that happen?
I lost another wallet today. I just can't keep up with those things I lost another wallet today Oh darn that is stressful I bet. I have lost every single one I have ever had.
That's no good. How does that happen?
I have no earthly idea.
I am happy I am not being abused today. I am happy I have a chance to live my life still and make something of it.
I am happy I am not being abused today.
I happy you're not being abused either.
I am happy I am not being abused today. I am happy I have a chance to live my life still and make something of it. I am happy I am not being abused today.
I happy you're not being abused either.
Thank you! i appreciate it. I am happy I have a chance to live my life still and make something of it. WITHOUT abuse anymore.
I am happy I am not being abused today. I am happy I have a chance to live my life still and make something of it. I am happy I am not being abused today. I happy you're not being abused either.
Thank you! i appreciate it. I am happy I have a chance to live my life still and make something of it. WITHOUT abuse anymore.
Some people make it to the other side. I'm glad ou did.
I am happy I am not being abused today. I am happy I have a chance to live my life still and make something of it. I am happy I am not being abused today. I happy you're not being abused either. Thank you! i appreciate it. I am happy I have a chance to live my life still and make something of it. WITHOUT abuse anymore...
Some people make it to the other side. I'm glad ou did.
<3 Hugs!
I hate when people get new things when they come out and I have to save up
I always have to save up to buy myself something nice.
I hear you :) I do the same
I hate when people get new things when they come out and I have to save up I always have to save up to buy myself something nice.
I hear you :) I do the same
I envy people who can just spend so freely
I hate when people get new things when they come out and I have to save up I always have to save up to buy myself something nice. I hear you :) I do the same
I envy people who can just spend so freely
I know right? I am working on a side business so I can do that one day. You should totally get a side hustle.
I hate when people get new things when they come out and I have to save up I always have to save up to buy myself something nice. I hear you :) I do the same I envy people who can just spend so freely
I know right? I am working on a side business so I can do that one day. You should totally get a side hustle.
I should but I work and go to school. I don't know if I can right now
I hate when people get new things when they come out and I have to save up I always have to save up to buy myself something nice. I hear you :) I do the same I envy people who can just spend so freely I know right? I am working on a side business so I can do that one day. You should totally get a side hustle.
I should but I work and go to school. I don't know if I can right now
I understand! What are you going to school for?
I hate when people get new things when they come out and I have to save up I always have to save up to buy myself something nice. I hear you :) I do the same I envy people who can just spend so freely I know right? I am working on a side business so I can do that one day. You should totally get a side hustle. I should ...
I understand! What are you going to school for?
psychology. its boring lol
I hate when people get new things when they come out and I have to save up I always have to save up to buy myself something nice. I hear you :) I do the same I envy people who can just spend so freely I know right? I am working on a side business so I can do that one day. You should totally get a side hustle. I should ...
psychology. its boring lol
I bet, it can help people and pay a lot in a career as well. Good luck!
My friends wouldn't go with me to the gym last night. I was so angry that I broke my tv.
My friends wouldn't go with me to the gym last night. I was so mad that I shattered my phone.
Ouch, sounds like you really like working out with your friends.
My friends wouldn't go with me to the gym last night. I was so angry that I broke my tv. My friends wouldn't go with me to the gym last night. I was so mad that I shattered my phone.
Ouch, sounds like you really like working out with your friends.
I do. I think I took too many steroids that morning. Usually I eat a bowl of 30 or 40, but I was feeling froggy and tried 100. Mistakes were made.
My friends wouldn't go with me to the gym last night. I was so angry that I broke my tv. My friends wouldn't go with me to the gym last night. I was so mad that I shattered my phone. Ouch_comma_ sounds like you really like working out with your friends.
I do. I think I took too many steroids that morning. Usually I eat a bowl of 30 or 40, but I was feeling froggy and tried 100. Mistakes were made.
I'm no doctor, but it sounds like you might need even more to balance things out.
I was married to my wife for thirty years, and even though she has passed I can't bring myself to date anyone else.
I was married to my wife for thirty years, and even though she has passed I can't bring myself to date anyone else.
After being married for that long, I really don't blame you. Do you want to move on and find someone else?
I was married to my wife for thirty years, and even though she has passed I can't bring myself to date anyone else. I was married to my wife for thirty years_comma_ and even though she has passed I can't bring myself to date anyone else.
After being married for that long, I really don't blame you. Do you want to move on and find someone else?
I don't, but my kids keep telling me to try it out. I just feel like it's cheating and I can't stand the thought of it.
I was married to my wife for thirty years, and even though she has passed I can't bring myself to date anyone else. I was married to my wife for thirty years_comma_ and even though she has passed I can't bring myself to date anyone else. After being married for that long_comma_ I really don't blame you. Do you want to ...
I don't, but my kids keep telling me to try it out. I just feel like it's cheating and I can't stand the thought of it.
Well, if that's how you feel then maybe it is best if you stay in the dugout and don't play the field. No shame in that.
I left my daughter home today and she cleaned the entire house. That was unexpected
MY daughter stayed home while I ran errands today
Did she get into any trouble?
I left my daughter home today and she cleaned the entire house. That was unexpected MY daughter stayed home while I ran errands today
Did she get into any trouble?
Surprisingly she had cleaned the house.
I left my daughter home today and she cleaned the entire house. That was unexpected MY daughter stayed home while I ran errands today Did she get into any trouble?
Surprisingly she had cleaned the house.
Well that was very nice of her. Did you give her anything in return?
I left my daughter home today and she cleaned the entire house. That was unexpected MY daughter stayed home while I ran errands today Did she get into any trouble? Surprisingly she had cleaned the house.
Well that was very nice of her. Did you give her anything in return?
She asked for an expensive pair of shoes as soon as I walked in the door lol
My grandma broke a fingernail yesterday. I took her to the ER, but turns out she is fine.
I took my grandma to the ER yesterday because she broke a nail.
Did she get a cute bandaid?
My grandma broke a fingernail yesterday. I took her to the ER, but turns out she is fine. I took my grandma to the ER yesterday because she broke a nail.
Did she get a cute bandaid?
She did indeed! She thanked me for saving her life afterwards.
My grandma broke a fingernail yesterday. I took her to the ER, but turns out she is fine. I took my grandma to the ER yesterday because she broke a nail. Did she get a cute bandaid?
She did indeed! She thanked me for saving her life afterwards.
That's sweet. You should've took a picture and framed it so you guys can cherish that moment forever
I miss old times when my grandma was with us.
I miss old times when my grandma was with us.
I hear ya there. When did you lose her
I miss old times when my grandma was with us. I miss old times when my grandma was with us.
I hear ya there. When did you lose her
Yes, I lost her about 10 years. She was so kind and a good listener.
I miss old times when my grandma was with us. I miss old times when my grandma was with us. I hear ya there. When did you lose her
Yes, I lost her about 10 years. She was so kind and a good listener.
That is exactly how I would describe my grandma. YOu are lucky to have had her
I love that I have friendly neighbors that like to sit outside and have a bee on the weekends
I love that I have friendly neighbors that like to sit outside and have a bee on the weekends
That is very nice to friendly neighboors.
I love that I have friendly neighbors that like to sit outside and have a bee on the weekends I love that I have friendly neighbors that like to sit outside and have a bee on the weekends
That is very nice to friendly neighboors.
It is good to have people around that have your back
I love that I have friendly neighbors that like to sit outside and have a bee on the weekends I love that I have friendly neighbors that like to sit outside and have a bee on the weekends That is very nice to friendly neighboors.
It is good to have people around that have your back
Yes, Now days, most neighbors don't talk to each other.
I just found out that I'm pregnant. Its exciting but also scary because I lost my last baby at 18 weeks along. I'm just really trying to have faith that it'll turn out well.
I just found out that I'm pregnant. Its exciting but also scary because I lost my last baby at 18 weeks along. I'm just really trying to have faith that it'll turn out well.
Congratulations! I'm sure everything is going to turn out well. You probably have to see your doctor more than usual to make sure everything is okay.
I just found out that I'm pregnant. Its exciting but also scary because I lost my last baby at 18 weeks along. I'm just really trying to have faith that it'll turn out well. I just found out that I'm pregnant. Its exciting but also scary because I lost my last baby at 18 weeks along. I'm just really trying to have fait...
Congratulations! I'm sure everything is going to turn out well. You probably have to see your doctor more than usual to make sure everything is okay.
Yes, they told me that I would see a specialist along with my regular OBGYN and they seem to be staying on top of things. I am now also eating a plant based diet and feeling much better than my other pregnancy.
I just found out that I'm pregnant. Its exciting but also scary because I lost my last baby at 18 weeks along. I'm just really trying to have faith that it'll turn out well. I just found out that I'm pregnant. Its exciting but also scary because I lost my last baby at 18 weeks along. I'm just really trying to have fait...
Yes, they told me that I would see a specialist along with my regular OBGYN and they seem to be staying on top of things. I am now also eating a plant based diet and feeling much better than my other pregnancy.
That's definitely a good sign!
My ex was supposed to get our son today so I could take my daughter school shopping. He flaked.
My ex flaked on me again today.
That sucks. Why did he/she do that?
My ex was supposed to get our son today so I could take my daughter school shopping. He flaked. My ex flaked on me again today.
That sucks. Why did he/she do that?
He sucks. He was supposed to pick up our son today. I'm glad he is too young to know what happened.
My ex was supposed to get our son today so I could take my daughter school shopping. He flaked. My ex flaked on me again today. That sucks. Why did he/she do that?
He sucks. He was supposed to pick up our son today. I'm glad he is too young to know what happened.
Yeah, ignorance in youthfulness is sometimes a good thing. That's really terrible of your ex, though. He should be burned at the stake.
My ex was supposed to get our son today so I could take my daughter school shopping. He flaked. My ex flaked on me again today. That sucks. Why did he/she do that? He sucks. He was supposed to pick up our son today. I'm glad he is too young to know what happened.
Yeah, ignorance in youthfulness is sometimes a good thing. That's really terrible of your ex, though. He should be burned at the stake.
I agree lol
When I was little, I was always afraid of going to bed. Always thought there was a monster in my closet.
When I was a wee lad, I was always afraid of going to sleep. Always thought there was a big ole scary monster lurking in the closet.
I used to think that too. I could sleep if it wasn't closed all the way
When I was little, I was always afraid of going to bed. Always thought there was a monster in my closet. When I was a wee lad_comma_ I was always afraid of going to sleep. Always thought there was a big ole scary monster lurking in the closet.
I used to think that too. I could sleep if it wasn't closed all the way
I know, right!?! I swear I saw bigfoot a couple of times, but my parents never believed me. Now he is out roaming around the Pacific Northwest somewhere.
When I was little, I was always afraid of going to bed. Always thought there was a monster in my closet. When I was a wee lad_comma_ I was always afraid of going to sleep. Always thought there was a big ole scary monster lurking in the closet. I used to think that too. I could sleep if it wasn't closed all the way
I know, right!?! I swear I saw bigfoot a couple of times, but my parents never believed me. Now he is out roaming around the Pacific Northwest somewhere.
And you could have caught him in the closet!!!
I was robbed at gunpoint once when i worked as a cashier.
I was robbed at gunpoint once when i worked as a cashier.
Oh wow! Did the guy get caught?
I was robbed at gunpoint once when i worked as a cashier. I was robbed at gunpoint once when i worked as a cashier.
Oh wow! Did the guy get caught?
Yes he did and I had to testify against him. It was very scary.
I was robbed at gunpoint once when i worked as a cashier. I was robbed at gunpoint once when i worked as a cashier. Oh wow! Did the guy get caught?
Yes he did and I had to testify against him. It was very scary.
That would be. I am so sorry you had to go through that.
I love thatmy kids have started helping out around the house now
I love that my kids have started helping out around the house now
That sounds like you have some good help now. How old are they?
I love thatmy kids have started helping out around the house now I love that my kids have started helping out around the house now
That sounds like you have some good help now. How old are they?
They are 13 and 10. Thank you!
I love thatmy kids have started helping out around the house now I love that my kids have started helping out around the house now That sounds like you have some good help now. How old are they?
They are 13 and 10. Thank you!
Its good that they are thoughtful, sound like very well mannered kids!!!
My big soccer game is tomorrow. So excited that I can't even sleep.
My big soccer game is tomorrow. I am so excited that I can't even sleep
What position do you play?
My big soccer game is tomorrow. So excited that I can't even sleep. My big soccer game is tomorrow. I am so excited that I can't even sleep
What position do you play?
I play waterboy. Can't wait to provide delicious and nutritious water to all of those parched, puckered throats!
My big soccer game is tomorrow. So excited that I can't even sleep. My big soccer game is tomorrow. I am so excited that I can't even sleep What position do you play?
I play waterboy. Can't wait to provide delicious and nutritious water to all of those parched, puckered throats!
Are you taking some orange slices to spice things up?
I didn't ask the girl I like to the Prom and I really wish I had.
I didn't ask the girl I like to the Prom and I really wish I had just gone for it.
What was holding you back?
I didn't ask the girl I like to the Prom and I really wish I had. I didn't ask the girl I like to the Prom and I really wish I had just gone for it.
What was holding you back?
Well, I felt inadequate because it was summer school prom and she didn't have to go to summer school. I thought it would make me look stupid.
I didn't ask the girl I like to the Prom and I really wish I had. I didn't ask the girl I like to the Prom and I really wish I had just gone for it. What was holding you back?
Well, I felt inadequate because it was summer school prom and she didn't have to go to summer school. I thought it would make me look stupid.
If you could do it all over again, how would you overcome , and pardon me for saying this, your wimpy-ness?
I got a bonus in my last paycheck. I was so shocked at my manager's generosity.
I got a random bonus in my last paycheck I received this week.
That is awesome. Did you find out what it was for?
I got a bonus in my last paycheck. I was so shocked at my manager's generosity. I got a random bonus in my last paycheck I received this week.
That is awesome. Did you find out what it was for?
It was because I got the employee of the month award! I knew flipping 1000 burgers would eventually provide dividends.
I got a bonus in my last paycheck. I was so shocked at my manager's generosity. I got a random bonus in my last paycheck I received this week. That is awesome. Did you find out what it was for?
It was because I got the employee of the month award! I knew flipping 1000 burgers would eventually provide dividends.
That is great
I am happy to snuggle in my boyfriends arms and watch tv all day tomorrow
I am happy to snuggle in my boyfriends arms and watch tv all day tomorrow
That sounds like a jolly good time, ole chap. What shows/movies are you planning on watching?
I am happy to snuggle in my boyfriends arms and watch tv all day tomorrow I am happy to snuggle in my boyfriends arms and watch tv all day tomorrow
That sounds like a jolly good time, ole chap. What shows/movies are you planning on watching?
We will probably binge watch the office
I am happy to snuggle in my boyfriends arms and watch tv all day tomorrow I am happy to snuggle in my boyfriends arms and watch tv all day tomorrow That sounds like a jolly good time_comma_ ole chap. What shows/movies are you planning on watching?
We will probably binge watch the office
Nice. The Office is one of my favorite shows. I do enjoy Steve Carrell's character.
My daughter and I found a sweet little bird that was hurt yesterday, sitting outside our door. We are trying to give it water and help it heal. Its so pitiful and helpless.
My daughter and I found a sweet little bird that was hurt yesterday, sitting outside our door. We are trying to give it water and help it heal. Its so pitiful and helpless.
Awwwww! You guys are doing the right thing. How is it doing today?
My daughter and I found a sweet little bird that was hurt yesterday, sitting outside our door. We are trying to give it water and help it heal. Its so pitiful and helpless. My daughter and I found a sweet little bird that was hurt yesterday_comma_ sitting outside our door. We are trying to give it water and help it hea...
Awwwww! You guys are doing the right thing. How is it doing today?
It seems better. We have it in a shoe box and its drinking water. It seems to be its leg that hurts which is good and at least its wing isn't broken. We are trying to think of a name but I don't want my daughter to get too attached.
My daughter and I found a sweet little bird that was hurt yesterday, sitting outside our door. We are trying to give it water and help it heal. Its so pitiful and helpless. My daughter and I found a sweet little bird that was hurt yesterday_comma_ sitting outside our door. We are trying to give it water and help it hea...
It seems better. We have it in a shoe box and its drinking water. It seems to be its leg that hurts which is good and at least its wing isn't broken. We are trying to think of a name but I don't want my daughter to get too attached.
That's fair enough. I wouldn't know what to do with a hurt bird.
I planned for a great vacation, then someone at work got sick so I couldn't go.
I planned for a great vacation, then someone at work got sick so I couldn't go.
That is bad. Did you already made reservation and purchase airline tickets?
I planned for a great vacation, then someone at work got sick so I couldn't go. I planned for a great vacation_comma_ then someone at work got sick so I couldn't go.
That is bad. Did you already made reservation and purchase airline tickets?
Luckily I was driving, and was able to cancel my hotel reservations.
I planned for a great vacation, then someone at work got sick so I couldn't go. I planned for a great vacation_comma_ then someone at work got sick so I couldn't go. That is bad. Did you already made reservation and purchase airline tickets?
Luckily I was driving, and was able to cancel my hotel reservations.
Good. There was no else that could replace the person sick?
I was happy to find that at work my coworker prepared a birthday party for me.
I was happy to find that at work my coworker prepared a birthday party for me. I was not expecting it.
Wow. I bet that was a nice surprise. Did you get a lot of presents?
I was happy to find that at work my coworker prepared a birthday party for me. I was happy to find that at work my coworker prepared a birthday party for me. I was not expecting it.
Wow. I bet that was a nice surprise. Did you get a lot of presents?
Yes. The most that we could garther together.
I was happy to find that at work my coworker prepared a birthday party for me. I was happy to find that at work my coworker prepared a birthday party for me. I was not expecting it. Wow. I bet that was a nice surprise. Did you get a lot of presents?
Yes. The most that we could garther together.
Sounds great. You are lucky to have such thoughtful coworkers.
Took the trash out last night. I saw a herd of cockroaches at the bottom of the bin. It was revolting.
I took out the trash last night and had the displeasure of seeing a herd of cockroaches at the bottom of the bin.
Oh wow that is disgusting
Took the trash out last night. I saw a herd of cockroaches at the bottom of the bin. It was revolting. I took out the trash last night and had the displeasure of seeing a herd of cockroaches at the bottom of the bin.
Oh wow that is disgusting
Oh, it was. I afraid for my well being.
Took the trash out last night. I saw a herd of cockroaches at the bottom of the bin. It was revolting. I took out the trash last night and had the displeasure of seeing a herd of cockroaches at the bottom of the bin. Oh wow that is disgusting
Oh, it was. I afraid for my well being.
What are you going to do?
I couldn't believe my friend started working with me
I couldn't believe my friend started working with me
Where do you guys work?
I couldn't believe my friend started working with me I couldn't believe my friend started working with me
Where do you guys work?
I work from home now for a an online retail company.
I couldn't believe my friend started working with me I couldn't believe my friend started working with me Where do you guys work?
I work from home now for a an online retail company.
That's pretty neat. I imagine is very nice working from home. I wish I could so that I can stop working at the Nike sweatshop.
I was so mad when I got a flat tire last weekend. It was in traffic as well
I was so mad last week when I got a flat. It was in traffic too
That's a bummer. Did you get it repaired?
I was so mad when I got a flat tire last weekend. It was in traffic as well I was so mad last week when I got a flat. It was in traffic too
That's a bummer. Did you get it repaired?
I did after a few hours
I was so mad when I got a flat tire last weekend. It was in traffic as well I was so mad last week when I got a flat. It was in traffic too That's a bummer. Did you get it repaired?
I did after a few hours
Well, that's good. At least everything turned out okay in the end.
My daughter spoke her first words yesterday. I was so proud.
My daughter said her first word yesterday. I was so proud!
Oh wow, I bet that made you smile
My daughter spoke her first words yesterday. I was so proud. My daughter said her first word yesterday. I was so proud!
Oh wow, I bet that made you smile
It did! She said "daddy". Chills went down my spine.
My daughter spoke her first words yesterday. I was so proud. My daughter said her first word yesterday. I was so proud! Oh wow_comma_ I bet that made you smile
It did! She said "daddy". Chills went down my spine.
That is very awesome
I could not wait to go to the amusement park. I had no been to one in a long time
I could not wait to go to the amusement park. I had no been in awhile.
That sounds like a lot of fun. Did you ride a lot of rides?
I could not wait to go to the amusement park. I had no been to one in a long time I could not wait to go to the amusement park. I had no been in awhile.
That sounds like a lot of fun. Did you ride a lot of rides?
There were some really fun ones
I could not wait to go to the amusement park. I had no been to one in a long time I could not wait to go to the amusement park. I had no been in awhile. That sounds like a lot of fun. Did you ride a lot of rides?
There were some really fun ones
Did you ride any that made you sick? Some of the ones that go upside down always make me sick. haha.