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I was surprised at the quality of music at my county fair last night
I went to my county fair last night and listened to some music.
I haven't been to a fair in so long.
I was surprised at the quality of music at my county fair last night I went to my county fair last night and listened to some music.
I haven't been to a fair in so long.
I've missed the last couple of years, but the music was surprisingly good this time.
I was surprised at the quality of music at my county fair last night I went to my county fair last night and listened to some music. I haven't been to a fair in so long.
I've missed the last couple of years, but the music was surprisingly good this time.
That's cool. Did you meet some cool people.
Svhool is in two days. I have never been more happy
Two more days and the kids are the school systems problem again lol
Mine started last week.
Svhool is in two days. I have never been more happy Two more days and the kids are the school systems problem again lol
Mine started last week.
Im jealous lol
Svhool is in two days. I have never been more happy Two more days and the kids are the school systems problem again lol Mine started last week.
Im jealous lol
I kinda miss them, and our schedule gets a lot busier when schools in.
Svhool is in two days. I have never been more happy Two more days and the kids are the school systems problem again lol Mine started last week. Im jealous lol
I kinda miss them, and our schedule gets a lot busier when schools in.
Well I want them to leave first. Then maybe I'll have a chance to miss them
The rally is here and the weather is beautiful! Time to head out on the motorcycle.
The weather is beautiful and I am headed out to the motorcycle rally today!
do you own a harley ?
The rally is here and the weather is beautiful! Time to head out on the motorcycle. The weather is beautiful and I am headed out to the motorcycle rally today!
do you own a harley ?
Two of them. It is my day off today! Its a wonderful day to be alive!
The rally is here and the weather is beautiful! Time to head out on the motorcycle. The weather is beautiful and I am headed out to the motorcycle rally today! do you own a harley ?
Two of them. It is my day off today! Its a wonderful day to be alive!
its not literally your day off because you are here working talking to me lol
my neighbor keeps borrowing my shopvac and never returns it on time
my neighbor keeps borrowing my shopvac and she never returns it on time
You may want to think about not letting her borrow it anymore. Sounds pretty rude to me.
my neighbor keeps borrowing my shopvac and never returns it on time my neighbor keeps borrowing my shopvac and she never returns it on time
You may want to think about not letting her borrow it anymore. Sounds pretty rude to me.
i'm a nice neighbor but this hass been happening too many times now
my neighbor keeps borrowing my shopvac and never returns it on time my neighbor keeps borrowing my shopvac and she never returns it on time You may want to think about not letting her borrow it anymore. Sounds pretty rude to me.
i'm a nice neighbor but this hass been happening too many times now
Maybe ask her to set the time when she can return it so you have a better idea when to expect it back.
I really don't like a judgmental person. It irks me
I called my friend for advice last night
What did you call for?
I really don't like a judgmental person. It irks me I called my friend for advice last night
What did you call for?
Well whatever it was, I'm not doing it again. She was so rude and judgemental. It was upsetting
I really don't like a judgmental person. It irks me I called my friend for advice last night What did you call for?
Well whatever it was, I'm not doing it again. She was so rude and judgemental. It was upsetting
Im sorry about that
I really don't like a judgmental person. It irks me I called my friend for advice last night What did you call for? Well whatever it was_comma_ I'm not doing it again. She was so rude and judgemental. It was upsetting
Im sorry about that
I was surprised. She was such a good friend
I don't think I should drive my car again until I get new brakes.
I have this feeling that I shouldn't drive my car again until I can get new brakes put on.
What's wrong with your brakes
I don't think I should drive my car again until I get new brakes. I have this feeling that I shouldn't drive my car again until I can get new brakes put on.
What's wrong with your brakes
I don't think anything is wrong in particular, but I have this feeling that something bad could happen if I drive it
I don't think I should drive my car again until I get new brakes. I have this feeling that I shouldn't drive my car again until I can get new brakes put on. What's wrong with your brakes
I don't think anything is wrong in particular, but I have this feeling that something bad could happen if I drive it
You can always stop at a shop and have someone check it out
I interviewed for a new job but, didnt get an offer.
I interviewed for a new job but, didnt get an offer.
Are you sure you didn't get an offer but they are running behind?
I interviewed for a new job but, didnt get an offer. I interviewed for a new job but_comma_ didnt get an offer.
Are you sure you didn't get an offer but they are running behind?
Its been about a month
I interviewed for a new job but, didnt get an offer. I interviewed for a new job but_comma_ didnt get an offer. Are you sure you didn't get an offer but they are running behind?
Its been about a month
I'm sorry, I'm sure you will find something soon.
I interviewed for a new job but, didnt get an offer. I interviewed for a new job but_comma_ didnt get an offer. Are you sure you didn't get an offer but they are running behind? Its been about a month
I'm sorry, I'm sure you will find something soon.
I'm sure i'll find something eventually
My frien with back with her ex. I think its going to end badly.
my friend went back with her ex again.
Ouch, that could be bad. What was her reason?
My frien with back with her ex. I think its going to end badly. my friend went back with her ex again.
Ouch, that could be bad. What was her reason?
She lacks confidence. I don't think it's going to end well.
My frien with back with her ex. I think its going to end badly. my friend went back with her ex again. Ouch_comma_ that could be bad. What was her reason?
She lacks confidence. I don't think it's going to end well.
That's a tough thing to watch happen. Just be there to support her when she needs it.
My frien with back with her ex. I think its going to end badly. my friend went back with her ex again. Ouch_comma_ that could be bad. What was her reason? She lacks confidence. I don't think it's going to end well.
That's a tough thing to watch happen. Just be there to support her when she needs it.
I am trying but its really hard to see her like that
I can't believe my friend worked her way up to head chef. We started as servers together
I am so proud of my bff. We started out a servers together in a restaurant
do you guys still work there ?
I can't believe my friend worked her way up to head chef. We started as servers together I am so proud of my bff. We started out a servers together in a restaurant
do you guys still work there ?
She does but she is the head chef now. Isn't that awesome?
I can't believe my friend worked her way up to head chef. We started as servers together I am so proud of my bff. We started out a servers together in a restaurant do you guys still work there ?
She does but she is the head chef now. Isn't that awesome?
such an accomplishment
I can't believe my friend worked her way up to head chef. We started as servers together I am so proud of my bff. We started out a servers together in a restaurant do you guys still work there ? She does but she is the head chef now. Isn't that awesome?
such an accomplishment
I know. I want to do something special for her.
i love my dogs, i make sure i take good care of them first before anything or anyone else
my dogs come first, i make sure i take care of them before anything else
Well that's sweet. I bet they love you
i love my dogs, i make sure i take good care of them first before anything or anyone else my dogs come first_comma_ i make sure i take care of them before anything else
Well that's sweet. I bet they love you
they sure do, always
i love my dogs, i make sure i take good care of them first before anything or anyone else my dogs come first_comma_ i make sure i take care of them before anything else Well that's sweet. I bet they love you
they sure do, always
How many do you have?
I'm almost ready to get into a more peaceful mode, I hope.
I've had a stressful time lately. I'm trying to get to a more peaceful place, but it sure is hard.
You should take a vacation! That always helps me clear my mind.
I'm almost ready to get into a more peaceful mode, I hope. I've had a stressful time lately. I'm trying to get to a more peaceful place_comma_ but it sure is hard.
You should take a vacation! That always helps me clear my mind.
No, that's out of the question. I'm behind on bills...so I'm trying to catch up during what is the most expensive time of year for me...it's rough.
I'm almost ready to get into a more peaceful mode, I hope. I've had a stressful time lately. I'm trying to get to a more peaceful place_comma_ but it sure is hard. You should take a vacation! That always helps me clear my mind.
No, that's out of the question. I'm behind on bills...so I'm trying to catch up during what is the most expensive time of year for me...it's rough.
Oh man, that is rough. I'm really sorry to hear that. Hang in there!
I remember the good old days when people had face to face interactions
People used to be way more sociable.
They did. I've struggled with trying to be more social, I think it makes life more fun.
I remember the good old days when people had face to face interactions People used to be way more sociable.
They did. I've struggled with trying to be more social, I think it makes life more fun.
People are face to face anymore. Its kind of sad
I remember the good old days when people had face to face interactions People used to be way more sociable. They did. I've struggled with trying to be more social_comma_ I think it makes life more fun.
People are face to face anymore. Its kind of sad
It really is. Wonder how we can go about changing things.
I remember the good old days when people had face to face interactions People used to be way more sociable. They did. I've struggled with trying to be more social_comma_ I think it makes life more fun. People are face to face anymore. Its kind of sad
It really is. Wonder how we can go about changing things.
I think the world is too far gone now lol
I was really shocked when my parents bought me a car for my graduation present
I was really shocked when my parents bought me a car for my graduation present
Oh wow! Thats awesome. What type of car?
I was really shocked when my parents bought me a car for my graduation present I was really shocked when my parents bought me a car for my graduation present
Oh wow! Thats awesome. What type of car?
It was a ford focus!
I was really shocked when my parents bought me a car for my graduation present I was really shocked when my parents bought me a car for my graduation present Oh wow! Thats awesome. What type of car?
It was a ford focus!
Oh sweet! well congrats
i hate when my friend speeds down the interstate for no reason whatsoever
my friend always speeds down the interstate for no reason at all
That can be dangerous.
i hate when my friend speeds down the interstate for no reason whatsoever my friend always speeds down the interstate for no reason at all
That can be dangerous.
i keep warning him but he does not listen
i hate when my friend speeds down the interstate for no reason whatsoever my friend always speeds down the interstate for no reason at all That can be dangerous.
i keep warning him but he does not listen
I hope no one gets hurt
I feel bad for those who cant afford the necessities in life.
Its sad that some people can't afford the necessities in life.
i could agree with this
I feel bad for those who cant afford the necessities in life. Its sad that some people can't afford the necessities in life.
i could agree with this
I try to donate things whenever I can. I wish more people did.
I feel bad for those who cant afford the necessities in life. Its sad that some people can't afford the necessities in life. i could agree with this
I try to donate things whenever I can. I wish more people did.
same here but mostly at xmas time
I feel bad for those who cant afford the necessities in life. Its sad that some people can't afford the necessities in life. i could agree with this I try to donate things whenever I can. I wish more people did.
same here but mostly at xmas time
Christmas is a good time to bless some one
I am killing it a work. I am going to be promoted in no time
I am killing it a work
That is awesome. What do you do?
I am killing it a work. I am going to be promoted in no time I am killing it a work
That is awesome. What do you do?
I work in retail. I think I'm being considered for a promotion too.
I am killing it a work. I am going to be promoted in no time I am killing it a work That is awesome. What do you do?
I work in retail. I think I'm being considered for a promotion too.
That is great, I am so happy for you
I am killing it a work. I am going to be promoted in no time I am killing it a work That is awesome. What do you do? I work in retail. I think I'm being considered for a promotion too.
That is great, I am so happy for you
Me too. I'm going to run that store one day
I ordered $50 worth of food to be delivered and it was all wrong when the guy delivered it!
I ordered $50 worth of food to be delivered the other day.
For a party?
I ordered $50 worth of food to be delivered and it was all wrong when the guy delivered it! I ordered $50 worth of food to be delivered the other day.
For a party?
No for my family, and the delivery guy delivered the wrong thing. It was horrible
I ordered $50 worth of food to be delivered and it was all wrong when the guy delivered it! I ordered $50 worth of food to be delivered the other day. For a party?
No for my family, and the delivery guy delivered the wrong thing. It was horrible
I hate when that happens. I hope you complained and got a refund
I get depressed when I run out of dr pepper. It is my coffee
Dr Pepper is my coffee. Its the first thing I do when I get up
I love DR. Pepper. It's just so hard for me to keep the weight down if I continue to drink it.
I get depressed when I run out of dr pepper. It is my coffee Dr Pepper is my coffee. Its the first thing I do when I get up
I love DR. Pepper. It's just so hard for me to keep the weight down if I continue to drink it.
I was told the same thing but I am addicted. I get depressed when i run out
I get depressed when I run out of dr pepper. It is my coffee Dr Pepper is my coffee. Its the first thing I do when I get up I love DR. Pepper. It's just so hard for me to keep the weight down if I continue to drink it.
I was told the same thing but I am addicted. I get depressed when i run out
I try to keep it in moderation now but even that is hard. It's so addicting.
I get depressed when I run out of dr pepper. It is my coffee Dr Pepper is my coffee. Its the first thing I do when I get up I love DR. Pepper. It's just so hard for me to keep the weight down if I continue to drink it. I was told the same thing but I am addicted. I get depressed when i run out
I try to keep it in moderation now but even that is hard. It's so addicting.
I am doomed lol
I am really hype for the upcoming super smash bros game in december
I am really hype for the upcoming super smash bros game in december
I remember playing that on the wii
I am really hype for the upcoming super smash bros game in december I am really hype for the upcoming super smash bros game in december
I remember playing that on the wii
Me too, that was a great game!
I am really hype for the upcoming super smash bros game in december I am really hype for the upcoming super smash bros game in december I remember playing that on the wii
Me too, that was a great game!
Will it be available on xbox?
I poured way to much vodka in my drink last night. I gagged u front of everyone.
I poured too much vodka in my drink last night
How is that feeling today?
I poured way to much vodka in my drink last night. I gagged u front of everyone. I poured too much vodka in my drink last night
How is that feeling today?
INot good now and bad last night I gagged on the first sip. In front of everyone
I poured way to much vodka in my drink last night. I gagged u front of everyone. I poured too much vodka in my drink last night How is that feeling today?
INot good now and bad last night I gagged on the first sip. In front of everyone
That is okay, everyone knows it is nasty anyways
I poured way to much vodka in my drink last night. I gagged u front of everyone. I poured too much vodka in my drink last night How is that feeling today? INot good now and bad last night I gagged on the first sip. In front of everyone
That is okay, everyone knows it is nasty anyways
That is true
I was hurt when my grandmother passed away a few years ago
I was hurt when my grandmother passed away a few years ago
time heals all pain
I was hurt when my grandmother passed away a few years ago I was hurt when my grandmother passed away a few years ago
time heals all pain
That is true in a way, it is just very slow
I was hurt when my grandmother passed away a few years ago I was hurt when my grandmother passed away a few years ago time heals all pain
That is true in a way, it is just very slow
which is understandable
Robin williams was my hero, still so sad he passed
i miss robin williams so much
I get that, he was a very funny fellow, sad story
Robin williams was my hero, still so sad he passed i miss robin williams so much
I get that, he was a very funny fellow, sad story
i grew up watchim him
Robin williams was my hero, still so sad he passed i miss robin williams so much I get that_comma_ he was a very funny fellow_comma_ sad story
i grew up watchim him
I did not really, so I see how you would be more attached
My noyfriend made us breakfast for the first time. It was terrible. He ruined my food
my boyfirend us breakfast for the first time
What did he make you?
My noyfriend made us breakfast for the first time. It was terrible. He ruined my food my boyfirend us breakfast for the first time
What did he make you?
The worst omelette I have ever had, It was terrible
My noyfriend made us breakfast for the first time. It was terrible. He ruined my food my boyfirend us breakfast for the first time What did he make you?
The worst omelette I have ever had, It was terrible
Well, at least he tried. You have to be happy about that.
My noyfriend made us breakfast for the first time. It was terrible. He ruined my food my boyfirend us breakfast for the first time What did he make you? The worst omelette I have ever had_comma_ It was terrible
Well, at least he tried. You have to be happy about that.
I am but he is banned from the kitchen now
i trust my wife a lot, i believe a good woman is so hard to find
i trust my wife a lot, a good woman are so hard to find
That is so true! Some woman aren't loyal
i trust my wife a lot, i believe a good woman is so hard to find i trust my wife a lot_comma_ a good woman are so hard to find
That is so true! Some woman aren't loyal
i knowwhat you mean
i trust my wife a lot, i believe a good woman is so hard to find i trust my wife a lot_comma_ a good woman are so hard to find That is so true! Some woman aren't loyal
i knowwhat you mean
Its great you trust an awesome woman
I am so happy my boyfriend and I got back together. We are going to get married. I just know it
I glad my boyfriend and I reconciled
Oh! That's great to hear. What were you fighting about?
I am so happy my boyfriend and I got back together. We are going to get married. I just know it I glad my boyfriend and I reconciled
Oh! That's great to hear. What were you fighting about?
I cant even remember. It was so dumb. I hope we get married.
I am so happy my boyfriend and I got back together. We are going to get married. I just know it I glad my boyfriend and I reconciled Oh! That's great to hear. What were you fighting about?
I cant even remember. It was so dumb. I hope we get married.
It's normal to fight about things as a couple, but I would wait a little longer before you decide to get married :)
I am so happy my boyfriend and I got back together. We are going to get married. I just know it I glad my boyfriend and I reconciled Oh! That's great to hear. What were you fighting about? I cant even remember. It was so dumb. I hope we get married.
It's normal to fight about things as a couple, but I would wait a little longer before you decide to get married :)
Wishful thinking lol
I got asked to go on a cruise but, I'm not sure if I should.
I got asked to go on a cruise but, I'm not sure if I should.
Cruises are fun. What is the problem?
I got asked to go on a cruise but, I'm not sure if I should. I got asked to go on a cruise but_comma_ I'm not sure if I should.
Cruises are fun. What is the problem?
Do I really want to spend two weeks in a room with someone I don't know really really well?
I got asked to go on a cruise but, I'm not sure if I should. I got asked to go on a cruise but_comma_ I'm not sure if I should. Cruises are fun. What is the problem?
Do I really want to spend two weeks in a room with someone I don't know really really well?
Two weeks is a long time.
I got asked to go on a cruise but, I'm not sure if I should. I got asked to go on a cruise but_comma_ I'm not sure if I should. Cruises are fun. What is the problem? Do I really want to spend two weeks in a room with someone I don't know really really well?
Two weeks is a long time.
Indeed it is
I got asked to go on a cruise but, I'm not sure if I should. I got asked to go on a cruise but_comma_ I'm not sure if I should. Cruises are fun. What is the problem? Do I really want to spend two weeks in a room with someone I don't know really really well? Two weeks is a long time.
Indeed it is
I wouldnt risk it
I ate McDonalds in the car the other day because I didn't buy my kids any
I at someMcDonalds in my car the other day
How was it?
I ate McDonalds in the car the other day because I didn't buy my kids any I at someMcDonalds in my car the other day
How was it?
It was great. I was hiding from my kids I didnt get them any lol
I ate McDonalds in the car the other day because I didn't buy my kids any I at someMcDonalds in my car the other day How was it?
It was great. I was hiding from my kids I didnt get them any lol
That's pretty mean... jeez
I ate McDonalds in the car the other day because I didn't buy my kids any I at someMcDonalds in my car the other day How was it? It was great. I was hiding from my kids I didnt get them any lol
That's pretty mean... jeez
I know. Im terrible
I ate McDonalds in the car the other day because I didn't buy my kids any I at someMcDonalds in my car the other day How was it? It was great. I was hiding from my kids I didnt get them any lol That's pretty mean... jeez
I know. Im terrible
I'm gonna tell on you.
I ate McDonalds in the car the other day because I didn't buy my kids any I at someMcDonalds in my car the other day How was it? It was great. I was hiding from my kids I didnt get them any lol That's pretty mean... jeez I know. Im terrible
I'm gonna tell on you.
There is no evidence
So I have this neighbor who lives down the street who walks her dog without a leash. It is so annoying and its some kind of pit mix dog and it scares me that she has him off leash. I also found poop in my yard and I'm prestty sure it was from that dog! ugh!
o I have this neighbor who lives down the street who walks her dog without a leash. It is so annoying and its some kind of pit mix dog and it scares me that she has him off leash. I also found poop in my yard and I'm prestty sure it was from that dog! ugh!
well, that's not nice at all.
So I have this neighbor who lives down the street who walks her dog without a leash. It is so annoying and its some kind of pit mix dog and it scares me that she has him off leash. I also found poop in my yard and I'm prestty sure it was from that dog! ugh! o I have this neighbor who lives down the street who walks her...
well, that's not nice at all.
i know! how rude!