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I saw a cochroach in my living room last night. I saw a cochroach in my living room last night. Time to get the spray out.
I saw a cochroach in my living room last night.
yeah, you said that.
I saw a cochroach in my living room last night. I saw a cochroach in my living room last night. Time to get the spray out. I saw a cochroach in my living room last night.
yeah, you said that.
Wow it just did something strange. You got two messages in without me saying anything. No clue what happened there.
I was terrified to walk home from the bar one night. There were gunshots nearby
I was terrified to walk home from the bar one night.
Oh I bet.. thats always risky honestly. Did you talk on the phone to someone while walking?
I was terrified to walk home from the bar one night. There were gunshots nearby I was terrified to walk home from the bar one night.
Oh I bet.. thats always risky honestly. Did you talk on the phone to someone while walking?
There were gunshots nearby so I just ran home as fast as I could
I was terrified to walk home from the bar one night. There were gunshots nearby I was terrified to walk home from the bar one night. Oh I bet.. thats always risky honestly. Did you talk on the phone to someone while walking?
There were gunshots nearby so I just ran home as fast as I could
Holy! Glad you are okay.
When my car caught on fire while driving
I had my car catch on fire while driving!
Oh my gosh, what did you do?
When my car caught on fire while driving I had my car catch on fire while driving!
Oh my gosh, what did you do?
Pulled over as fast as I could and jumped out. It was intense.
When my car caught on fire while driving I had my car catch on fire while driving! Oh my gosh_comma_ what did you do?
Pulled over as fast as I could and jumped out. It was intense.
I bet, glad you are ok
I got first place in the karaoke contest. I didn't think I would win but I did.
I got first place in the karaoke contest last weekend.
oh how cool! I bet you have a very beautiful voice. was there any prize?
I got first place in the karaoke contest. I didn't think I would win but I did. I got first place in the karaoke contest last weekend.
oh how cool! I bet you have a very beautiful voice. was there any prize?
There was, a free round of beer! There was a lot of talent there so I was surprised I won!
I got first place in the karaoke contest. I didn't think I would win but I did. I got first place in the karaoke contest last weekend. oh how cool! I bet you have a very beautiful voice. was there any prize?
There was, a free round of beer! There was a lot of talent there so I was surprised I won!
good job! maybe you should pursue a singing career :)
My brother recently confessed that one time, when we were kids, he spit in my orange juice. Apparently he was mad at me for some reason. He kept the secret for over 15 years.
My brother recently told me that once, when we were kids, he spit in my orange juice and let me drink it.
lol that's terrible. Did he do stuff like that a lot back then?
My brother recently confessed that one time, when we were kids, he spit in my orange juice. Apparently he was mad at me for some reason. He kept the secret for over 15 years. My brother recently told me that once_comma_ when we were kids_comma_ he spit in my orange juice and let me drink it.
lol that's terrible. Did he do stuff like that a lot back then?
He kept that a secret for like 15 years so who knows what I'll find out next lol
My brother recently confessed that one time, when we were kids, he spit in my orange juice. Apparently he was mad at me for some reason. He kept the secret for over 15 years. My brother recently told me that once_comma_ when we were kids_comma_ he spit in my orange juice and let me drink it. lol that's terrible. Did ...
He kept that a secret for like 15 years so who knows what I'll find out next lol
You should prank him to get him back.
I was pleased with the quality of our county fair I went to last night.
I went to the county fair last night.
Sounds fun. What did you do there?
I was pleased with the quality of our county fair I went to last night. I went to the county fair last night.
Sounds fun. What did you do there?
We listened to some music, rode a few rides, and viewed the exhibits.
I was pleased with the quality of our county fair I went to last night. I went to the county fair last night. Sounds fun. What did you do there?
We listened to some music, rode a few rides, and viewed the exhibits.
I have always enjoyed the fair. Glad you got to go and have a good time.
My storage unit burned down and I lost several precious momentos
I found out that my storage unit burned down over the weekend. I lost several items.
I am sorry to hear that. Did the storage had insurance?
My storage unit burned down and I lost several precious momentos I found out that my storage unit burned down over the weekend. I lost several items.
I am sorry to hear that. Did the storage had insurance?
Yes, but the things that were lost were keepsakes and momentos. Very difficult to replace those items.
My storage unit burned down and I lost several precious momentos I found out that my storage unit burned down over the weekend. I lost several items. I am sorry to hear that. Did the storage had insurance?
Yes, but the things that were lost were keepsakes and momentos. Very difficult to replace those items.
I understand.The emotional value is inrepleacable
I am so relieved that president Trump won the election.
I am so relieved that president Trump won the election.
I am glad you are please. I am guessing you are a fan of Trump.
I am so relieved that president Trump won the election. I am so relieved that president Trump won the election.
I am glad you are please. I am guessing you are a fan of Trump.
More like I hate Hillary Clinton.She is lying cheater.
I am so relieved that president Trump won the election. I am so relieved that president Trump won the election. I am glad you are please. I am guessing you are a fan of Trump.
More like I hate Hillary Clinton.She is lying cheater.
Well, she was a bit in shock that she lost I bet.
I'm glad it's almost fall now. My favorite time of year.
I'm glad it's almost fall now.
Yes, I agree. The heat here in Texas is killing me. It was 112 last week!
I'm glad it's almost fall now. My favorite time of year. I'm glad it's almost fall now.
Yes, I agree. The heat here in Texas is killing me. It was 112 last week!
Fall is my favorite time of year.
I'm glad it's almost fall now. My favorite time of year. I'm glad it's almost fall now. Yes_comma_ I agree. The heat here in Texas is killing me. It was 112 last week!
Fall is my favorite time of year.
Mine too, love to see the leave change colors and of course be able to wear leggings and uggs!
When my friend got into a car accident
One of my bestfriends was involved in a car accident that ended up being extremely bad.
Oh no! Was anyone badly injured?
When my friend got into a car accident One of my bestfriends was involved in a car accident that ended up being extremely bad.
Oh no! Was anyone badly injured?
Yeah all of them were injured extremely, and his gf was actually killed in the passenger seat.
When my friend got into a car accident One of my bestfriends was involved in a car accident that ended up being extremely bad. Oh no! Was anyone badly injured?
Yeah all of them were injured extremely, and his gf was actually killed in the passenger seat.
That's terrible. I hope your friend recovers.
My cousin won $5000
My cousin won $5000"
What?!? That is awesome. I would be so pumped up. Were you happy for him?
My cousin won $5000 My cousin won $5000"
What?!? That is awesome. I would be so pumped up. Were you happy for him?
I was. I could really use $5000 my self too.
My cousin won $5000 My cousin won $5000" What?!? That is awesome. I would be so pumped up. Were you happy for him?
I was. I could really use $5000 my self too.
Same here. Maybe he will give you some.
My cousin won $5000 My cousin won $5000" What?!? That is awesome. I would be so pumped up. Were you happy for him? I was. I could really use $5000 my self too.
Same here. Maybe he will give you some.
Haha, I doubt it. Not even gonna ask. That would be innapropriate.
My coworkers got together and got me flowers when my mother passed away. I am lucky to have such caring people around me.
My mother passed away recently and it was a really hard time. When I returned to work my coworkers got me flowers and made me feel welcome.
That was really nice of them. Sorry to hear about your mother.
My coworkers got together and got me flowers when my mother passed away. I am lucky to have such caring people around me. My mother passed away recently and it was a really hard time. When I returned to work my coworkers got me flowers and made me feel welcome.
That was really nice of them. Sorry to hear about your mother.
Its getting better now. Im just glad to know that some people have my back. It was very nice of them and Ill forever be thankful.
My coworkers got together and got me flowers when my mother passed away. I am lucky to have such caring people around me. My mother passed away recently and it was a really hard time. When I returned to work my coworkers got me flowers and made me feel welcome. That was really nice of them. Sorry to hear about your mot...
Its getting better now. Im just glad to know that some people have my back. It was very nice of them and Ill forever be thankful.
It was. Time helps.
i came across my old baby blanket
I found my old baby blanket when i was cleaning out my closet.
Wow, I bet that was a blast from the past.
i came across my old baby blanket I found my old baby blanket when i was cleaning out my closet.
Wow, I bet that was a blast from the past.
It was a super flashback!!! I loved it.
i came across my old baby blanket I found my old baby blanket when i was cleaning out my closet. Wow_comma_ I bet that was a blast from the past.
It was a super flashback!!! I loved it.
Sounds like it! It makes me want to go find some of my old stuff.
I feel so bad about myself
I feel so bad about myself
Why?
I feel so bad about myself I feel so bad about myself
Why?
I vote on Trump for president and I regret deeply.
I feel so bad about myself I feel so bad about myself Why?
I vote on Trump for president and I regret deeply.
Oh that doesn't suprise me. I voted for Hillary, I knew Trump wasn't going to be worth anything. She probably wouldn't have been either though.
I recently applied for a new position at a higher paying company and they called me for an interview! I am really wishing to get hired there!
I recently applied for a new position at a higher paying company and they called me for an interview!
God for you.I am sure you are ready to ace that interview.
I recently applied for a new position at a higher paying company and they called me for an interview! I am really wishing to get hired there! I recently applied for a new position at a higher paying company and they called me for an interview!
God for you.I am sure you are ready to ace that interview.
Yes! I am really wishing to get hired there!
I recently applied for a new position at a higher paying company and they called me for an interview! I am really wishing to get hired there! I recently applied for a new position at a higher paying company and they called me for an interview! God for you.I am sure you are ready to ace that interview.
Yes! I am really wishing to get hired there!
I am sure you will.
I am getting ready for an upcoming economy crisis in the USA
I am getting ready for an upcoming economy crisis in the USA
Do you think that we are going to have another 2008 all over again?
I am getting ready for an upcoming economy crisis in the USA I am getting ready for an upcoming economy crisis in the USA
Do you think that we are going to have another 2008 all over again?
I do not know if is gonna be as big as the 2008 crisis.
I am getting ready for an upcoming economy crisis in the USA I am getting ready for an upcoming economy crisis in the USA Do you think that we are going to have another 2008 all over again?
I do not know if is gonna be as big as the 2008 crisis.
What do you think is going to be the cause of this one?
My wife decided to quit her job in order to go after a more lucrative and fulfilling one. It would just take time to start earning some money.
Well my wife just quit her job, but if this new endeavor works out, we'll be better off in the long run.
What kind of endeavor are you reffering to?
My wife decided to quit her job in order to go after a more lucrative and fulfilling one. It would just take time to start earning some money. Well my wife just quit her job_comma_ but if this new endeavor works out_comma_ we'll be better off in the long run.
What kind of endeavor are you reffering to?
Well she's going to make her own private practice, but it takes a while to build clients, so we're living pretty minimally right now.
My wife decided to quit her job in order to go after a more lucrative and fulfilling one. It would just take time to start earning some money. Well my wife just quit her job_comma_ but if this new endeavor works out_comma_ we'll be better off in the long run. What kind of endeavor are you reffering to?
Well she's going to make her own private practice, but it takes a while to build clients, so we're living pretty minimally right now.
What about you? Don't you work?
My wife decided to quit her job in order to go after a more lucrative and fulfilling one. It would just take time to start earning some money. Well my wife just quit her job_comma_ but if this new endeavor works out_comma_ we'll be better off in the long run. What kind of endeavor are you reffering to? Well she's goin...
What about you? Don't you work?
I do, and we're getting along all right with my salary. But we aren't saving fo rthe future or anything at the moment.
I always feel like thinking of the old days when I drive my old truck.
I always feel like myself from the past when I drive my old truck.
Sounds like a good time. What kind of truck is it?
I always feel like thinking of the old days when I drive my old truck. I always feel like myself from the past when I drive my old truck.
Sounds like a good time. What kind of truck is it?
1968 chevrolet
I always feel like thinking of the old days when I drive my old truck. I always feel like myself from the past when I drive my old truck. Sounds like a good time. What kind of truck is it?
1968 chevrolet
My in-laws used to have an old chevy truck I don't remember the year though.
I found $10 on the ground. It was at a time I particularly needed it.
Once I found a ten dollar bill on the ground.
Oh wow, you bust be lucky! I only see coins haha!
I found $10 on the ground. It was at a time I particularly needed it. Once I found a ten dollar bill on the ground.
Oh wow, you bust be lucky! I only see coins haha!
It was at a time I really needed it, too! I spent it on food
I found $10 on the ground. It was at a time I particularly needed it. Once I found a ten dollar bill on the ground. Oh wow_comma_ you bust be lucky! I only see coins haha!
It was at a time I really needed it, too! I spent it on food
Thats amazing, hope you got something yummy!
I was doing a fishing trip. I caught a huge fish!
Hi friend, I recently went on a fishing trip.
Sounds like fun. What kind of fishing did you do? Fly fishing?
I was doing a fishing trip. I caught a huge fish! Hi friend_comma_ I recently went on a fishing trip.
Sounds like fun. What kind of fishing did you do? Fly fishing?
I do all kinds of fishing. I have never done the sea fishing though.
I was doing a fishing trip. I caught a huge fish! Hi friend_comma_ I recently went on a fishing trip. Sounds like fun. What kind of fishing did you do? Fly fishing?
I do all kinds of fishing. I have never done the sea fishing though.
I quite fancy sea fishing - I like boats. Did you catch many fish on your trip?
that the neighbor lets her cats use the bathroom outside my window
My neighbor lets her cats use the bathroom outside, in my yard. Its gross.
That's pretty nasty. Have you confronted her about it?
that the neighbor lets her cats use the bathroom outside my window My neighbor lets her cats use the bathroom outside_comma_ in my yard. Its gross.
That's pretty nasty. Have you confronted her about it?
I have but she doesnt seem to mind at all. It just smells gross.
that the neighbor lets her cats use the bathroom outside my window My neighbor lets her cats use the bathroom outside_comma_ in my yard. Its gross. That's pretty nasty. Have you confronted her about it?
I have but she doesnt seem to mind at all. It just smells gross.
That's really inconsiderate of her.
Last week I was walking to the convenience store with my wife. We ended up not going inside because there were cop cars all around. When we asked a police officer what was happening, he said there was a shooting.
Last week my wife and I almost walked into a store where a shooting had taken place.
what?? that is so scary! I'm glad you are safe. that's why i always have my gun with me
Last week I was walking to the convenience store with my wife. We ended up not going inside because there were cop cars all around. When we asked a police officer what was happening, he said there was a shooting. Last week my wife and I almost walked into a store where a shooting had taken place.
what?? that is so scary! I'm glad you are safe. that's why i always have my gun with me
It was definitely scary. I carry as well, but not on that day. I'm glad we were okay.
Last week I was walking to the convenience store with my wife. We ended up not going inside because there were cop cars all around. When we asked a police officer what was happening, he said there was a shooting. Last week my wife and I almost walked into a store where a shooting had taken place. what?? that is so scar...
It was definitely scary. I carry as well, but not on that day. I'm glad we were okay.
it sucks that some places don't allow conceal carry! like malls and some other places and that's exactly where those shootings happen
when we were struggling financially our church gave us some food and 50$.
when we were struggling financially we told our pastor and our church gave us some food and money. i don't know what we would do without them and their help
That's great they were able to help you out. Are you doing better now?
when we were struggling financially our church gave us some food and 50$. when we were struggling financially we told our pastor and our church gave us some food and money. i don't know what we would do without them and their help
That's great they were able to help you out. Are you doing better now?
yes! I just got a new job. our money is tight right now but at least we can pay the bills and buy food
when we were struggling financially our church gave us some food and 50$. when we were struggling financially we told our pastor and our church gave us some food and money. i don't know what we would do without them and their help That's great they were able to help you out. Are you doing better now?
yes! I just got a new job. our money is tight right now but at least we can pay the bills and buy food
I feel you. We were in a similar situation last year, but things have started looking up.
I live in a town that has several major highways. The other day I passed an awful accident where a car was mutilated beyond recognition and it was do to the carelessness of someone speeding onto the on ramp of the highway and not watching the traffic coming as they entered it. It made me angry.
I live in a town that has several major highways. The other day I passed an awful accident where a car was mutilated beyond recognition and it was do to the carelessness of someone speeding onto the on ramp of the highway and not watching the traffic coming as they entered it. It made me angry.
It is truly horrible. Such incidents mostly happen due to drivers being careless like texting while driving. I hope no deadly casualties had been involved in this event
I live in a town that has several major highways. The other day I passed an awful accident where a car was mutilated beyond recognition and it was do to the carelessness of someone speeding onto the on ramp of the highway and not watching the traffic coming as they entered it. It made me angry. I live in a town that ha...
It is truly horrible. Such incidents mostly happen due to drivers being careless like texting while driving. I hope no deadly casualties had been involved in this event
Well there was a body covered with a sheet beside the car and the entire highway was blocked off on that side because the Medical Examiner had not arrived yet.
I live in a town that has several major highways. The other day I passed an awful accident where a car was mutilated beyond recognition and it was do to the carelessness of someone speeding onto the on ramp of the highway and not watching the traffic coming as they entered it. It made me angry. I live in a town that ha...
Well there was a body covered with a sheet beside the car and the entire highway was blocked off on that side because the Medical Examiner had not arrived yet.
My condolences to the family of that passed away man. It must be truly hard for them to grasp this whole sudden devastation
My friend bragged about being good at FIFA. I beat him after playing against each other
My friend bragged too much about being good at FIFA. We played a round against each other and I beat him very badly at it
Good for you!!! I think its annoying when people act like that about anything.
My friend bragged about being good at FIFA. I beat him after playing against each other My friend bragged too much about being good at FIFA. We played a round against each other and I beat him very badly at it
Good for you!!! I think its annoying when people act like that about anything.
Indeed. It was important for me to put him in his place. It was a very valuable lesson learned for him
My friend bragged about being good at FIFA. I beat him after playing against each other My friend bragged too much about being good at FIFA. We played a round against each other and I beat him very badly at it Good for you!!! I think its annoying when people act like that about anything.
Indeed. It was important for me to put him in his place. It was a very valuable lesson learned for him
Yes I hope he wises up some in the future!
I wanted to hold out and see if I got a bonus. The bonus would allow me and my family to take a vacation
I wanted to hold out and see if I got a bonus.
Did you end up getting one?
I wanted to hold out and see if I got a bonus. The bonus would allow me and my family to take a vacation I wanted to hold out and see if I got a bonus.
Did you end up getting one?
I did, the family was able to take a vacation with it
I wanted to hold out and see if I got a bonus. The bonus would allow me and my family to take a vacation I wanted to hold out and see if I got a bonus. Did you end up getting one?
I did, the family was able to take a vacation with it
Nice, where did you go?
I've been a bit uneasy lately and I'm not sure why.
I've had an uneasy feeling lately and I really don't know why.
Are you stressed out?
I've been a bit uneasy lately and I'm not sure why. I've had an uneasy feeling lately and I really don't know why.
Are you stressed out?
Yes, I have been pretty stressed lately.
I've been a bit uneasy lately and I'm not sure why. I've had an uneasy feeling lately and I really don't know why. Are you stressed out?
Yes, I have been pretty stressed lately.
Try and work out or find a new hobby to take your mind off of things
I was praying to god to help out our family. I wanted my son to get better
I was praying to god to help out our family
Oh my, what is the matter?
I was praying to god to help out our family. I wanted my son to get better I was praying to god to help out our family
Oh my, what is the matter?
My son was severly ill
I was praying to god to help out our family. I wanted my son to get better I was praying to god to help out our family Oh my_comma_ what is the matter?
My son was severly ill
I am so sorry to hear that. What is wrong with him if I may ask?
Still waiting on the insurance company to give me approval to get my estimate. My car was backed into over two weeks ago.
I was hoping to get my car in the body shop this week but I still have not heard from my insurance company.
Try and give them another call to see what the situation is
Still waiting on the insurance company to give me approval to get my estimate. My car was backed into over two weeks ago. I was hoping to get my car in the body shop this week but I still have not heard from my insurance company.
Try and give them another call to see what the situation is
They have always been very responsive but this time they have me aggravated.
Still waiting on the insurance company to give me approval to get my estimate. My car was backed into over two weeks ago. I was hoping to get my car in the body shop this week but I still have not heard from my insurance company. Try and give them another call to see what the situation is
They have always been very responsive but this time they have me aggravated.
Keep positive and try and get the answer you need.
I told a secret to my friend. I wanted him to keep it
I told a secret to my friend.
Oh! What type? A fun secret or one of those sadder ones?
I told a secret to my friend. I wanted him to keep it I told a secret to my friend.
Oh! What type? A fun secret or one of those sadder ones?
A fun secret, but I needed to be sure he could keep it
I told a secret to my friend. I wanted him to keep it I told a secret to my friend. Oh! What type? A fun secret or one of those sadder ones?
A fun secret, but I needed to be sure he could keep it
Have then be able to? May I ask what the secret is?
I researched for weeks for my paper. With that much work I was ready for anything
I researched for weeks for my paper.
Reasearching papers can be tiresome. Did it turn out well?
I researched for weeks for my paper. With that much work I was ready for anything I researched for weeks for my paper.
Reasearching papers can be tiresome. Did it turn out well?
It did only because I worked hard on it
I researched for weeks for my paper. With that much work I was ready for anything I researched for weeks for my paper. Reasearching papers can be tiresome. Did it turn out well?
It did only because I worked hard on it
Then it was worth it, even if it was arduous.
I found out that the vacation I planned for had to be cancelled. My friend got sick and is not able to go with me.
I found out that I had to cancel my vacation. I am pretty bummed.
that is awful, hopefully you can plan another one soon
I found out that the vacation I planned for had to be cancelled. My friend got sick and is not able to go with me. I found out that I had to cancel my vacation. I am pretty bummed.
that is awful, hopefully you can plan another one soon
I hope so. My friend had to back out at the last minute, so my plans had to change.
I found out that the vacation I planned for had to be cancelled. My friend got sick and is not able to go with me. I found out that I had to cancel my vacation. I am pretty bummed. that is awful_comma_ hopefully you can plan another one soon
I hope so. My friend had to back out at the last minute, so my plans had to change.
im sorry, thats the worst
I failed my driving test today. It was my second time trying
I am very disappointed in myself. I failed my driving test today for the second time. Can't get a car as i need a license
Oh no, I am so sorry. How long do you have to wait to take it again?
I failed my driving test today. It was my second time trying I am very disappointed in myself. I failed my driving test today for the second time. Can't get a car as i need a license
Oh no, I am so sorry. How long do you have to wait to take it again?
At least a week. The hardest part is parallel parking where i always touch the yellow bars slightly with the back bump of the car
I failed my driving test today. It was my second time trying I am very disappointed in myself. I failed my driving test today for the second time. Can't get a car as i need a license Oh no_comma_ I am so sorry. How long do you have to wait to take it again?
At least a week. The hardest part is parallel parking where i always touch the yellow bars slightly with the back bump of the car
I remember struggling with that too when I did my test. I was so nervous.