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Ive been waiting for months for Madden to come out. Finally this friday i will be able to get it. The new madden finally comes out friday!
Hey, I'm looking forward to it too! Can't wait to crush my co-workers.
word, what system do you play on?
Ive been waiting for months for Madden to come out. Finally this friday i will be able to get it. The new madden finally comes out friday! Hey_comma_ I'm looking forward to it too! Can't wait to crush my co-workers.
word, what system do you play on?
I play on the PS4. It's the only way to play Madden.
Ive been waiting for months for Madden to come out. Finally this friday i will be able to get it. The new madden finally comes out friday! Hey_comma_ I'm looking forward to it too! Can't wait to crush my co-workers. word_comma_ what system do you play on?
I play on the PS4. It's the only way to play Madden.
i agree! slimreaper22292 add me
I got to go to the park and read a book under a tree. Felt nice after a long week of work.
I got to go to the park and read a book today after a tough week of work.
what book you reading?
I got to go to the park and read a book under a tree. Felt nice after a long week of work. I got to go to the park and read a book today after a tough week of work.
what book you reading?
I am reading Game of Thrones. It was nice to kick up my feet and feel the sunshine on my balding scalp.
I got to go to the park and read a book under a tree. Felt nice after a long week of work. I got to go to the park and read a book today after a tough week of work. what book you reading?
I am reading Game of Thrones. It was nice to kick up my feet and feel the sunshine on my balding scalp.
lol i feel you, i too am lacking in that department
When I was at the gym someone got hurt and I laughed. When I found out how bad it was I realized I shouldn't have laughed.
When I was playing ball at the gym someone got hurt.
That is too bad. How did they get hurt?
When I was at the gym someone got hurt and I laughed. When I found out how bad it was I realized I shouldn't have laughed. When I was playing ball at the gym someone got hurt.
That is too bad. How did they get hurt?
The ball hit him in the mouth.
When I was at the gym someone got hurt and I laughed. When I found out how bad it was I realized I shouldn't have laughed. When I was playing ball at the gym someone got hurt. That is too bad. How did they get hurt?
The ball hit him in the mouth.
Ouch. I hope he didn't lose any teeth.
Yesterday I saw a clown walking down the street. I am afraid of clowns. I thought he would start chasing after me.
I saw a clown walking down my street yesterday. I got so scared because I thought he was after me.
Why did you think he was after you?
Yesterday I saw a clown walking down the street. I am afraid of clowns. I thought he would start chasing after me. I saw a clown walking down my street yesterday. I got so scared because I thought he was after me.
Why did you think he was after you?
He kept looking at me and walking towards me. I locked my door and hid under my bed cowering in fear.
Yesterday I saw a clown walking down the street. I am afraid of clowns. I thought he would start chasing after me. I saw a clown walking down my street yesterday. I got so scared because I thought he was after me. Why did you think he was after you?
He kept looking at me and walking towards me. I locked my door and hid under my bed cowering in fear.
Although you might have really been scared your story sound kind of funny!
My husband shocked me when he bought me a new kitten for my birthday. He knows I've been wanting one for quite some time.
My husband shocked me when he bought me a new kitten for my birthday! It is so cute!
Oh, lucky you! What's his or her name?
My husband shocked me when he bought me a new kitten for my birthday. He knows I've been wanting one for quite some time. My husband shocked me when he bought me a new kitten for my birthday! It is so cute!
Oh, lucky you! What's his or her name?
Her name is Smoky! My husband knows how badly I've been wanting a kitten. It was sweet!
My husband shocked me when he bought me a new kitten for my birthday. He knows I've been wanting one for quite some time. My husband shocked me when he bought me a new kitten for my birthday! It is so cute! Oh_comma_ lucky you! What's his or her name?
Her name is Smoky! My husband knows how badly I've been wanting a kitten. It was sweet!
That's so wonderful. My boyfriend has a cat named Smoke (I call him Smok) that I love sooo much. Good luck!
I was looking through my old snapchats at videos of my son. It's fun, but at the same time it is tough to watch.
I like the feature on snapchat that shows you videos you took a year or two ago.
Yeah, that feature is pretty nifty. Makes it so you don't have to keep hardcopy photo albums anymore!
I was looking through my old snapchats at videos of my son. It's fun, but at the same time it is tough to watch. I like the feature on snapchat that shows you videos you took a year or two ago.
Yeah, that feature is pretty nifty. Makes it so you don't have to keep hardcopy photo albums anymore!
Oh for sure. Sometimes it gets me though when it shows me videos of my son when he was just a baby. Really gives me the feels.
I was looking through my old snapchats at videos of my son. It's fun, but at the same time it is tough to watch. I like the feature on snapchat that shows you videos you took a year or two ago. Yeah_comma_ that feature is pretty nifty. Makes it so you don't have to keep hardcopy photo albums anymore!
Oh for sure. Sometimes it gets me though when it shows me videos of my son when he was just a baby. Really gives me the feels.
I feel you man. Seeing pictures of my baby son tears me right up.
My girlfriend gave me a box of chocolates the other day. I thought it was so sweet of her.
My girlfriend gave me a box of chocolates the other day. I thought it was so sweet of her.
That's really nice of her! Was there a special occasion or anything?
My girlfriend gave me a box of chocolates the other day. I thought it was so sweet of her. My girlfriend gave me a box of chocolates the other day. I thought it was so sweet of her.
That's really nice of her! Was there a special occasion or anything?
Nope! It was just because. It made me feel like she really loved me.
My girlfriend gave me a box of chocolates the other day. I thought it was so sweet of her. My girlfriend gave me a box of chocolates the other day. I thought it was so sweet of her. That's really nice of her! Was there a special occasion or anything?
Nope! It was just because. It made me feel like she really loved me.
Dang, kind of reminds me I should probably do something nice for my wife...
I have an exam tomorrow, but I'm at work pretty late.
I have an exam tomorrow, but I'm at work pretty late
That's unfortunate. What type of exam do you have?
I have an exam tomorrow, but I'm at work pretty late. I have an exam tomorrow_comma_ but I'm at work pretty late
That's unfortunate. What type of exam do you have?
It's a finance exam. So many people already dropped out.
I have an exam tomorrow, but I'm at work pretty late. I have an exam tomorrow_comma_ but I'm at work pretty late That's unfortunate. What type of exam do you have?
It's a finance exam. So many people already dropped out.
How ironic. Unable to study finances because you're at work making your own.
When I was waiting for my certification exam results.
Oy. I'm on the edge of my seat right now.
Oh no, what's up?
When I was waiting for my certification exam results. Oy. I'm on the edge of my seat right now.
Oh no, what's up?
I finished taking my PA certification exam, and I have to wait weeks to get my results.
When I was waiting for my certification exam results. Oy. I'm on the edge of my seat right now. Oh no_comma_ what's up?
I finished taking my PA certification exam, and I have to wait weeks to get my results.
The anticipation must be crazy.
Our coworker brought in a cake. It was delicious!
Our coworker brought in a cake. It was delicious!
Nice! What kind of cake was it?
Our coworker brought in a cake. It was delicious! Our coworker brought in a cake. It was delicious!
Nice! What kind of cake was it?
I think she called it tres leche. It sounds spanish.
Our coworker brought in a cake. It was delicious! Our coworker brought in a cake. It was delicious! Nice! What kind of cake was it?
I think she called it tres leche. It sounds spanish.
Those cakes are really good! I believe they are made of dried milk.
I went swimming in the lake yesterday all by myself. Felt quite bad since my friends ditched me.
I went swimming in the lake yesterday all by myself. It was quite lonesome.
Was it planned?
I went swimming in the lake yesterday all by myself. Felt quite bad since my friends ditched me. I went swimming in the lake yesterday all by myself. It was quite lonesome.
Was it planned?
Yeah, but all my friends ditched me. I was quite saddened.
I went swimming in the lake yesterday all by myself. Felt quite bad since my friends ditched me. I went swimming in the lake yesterday all by myself. It was quite lonesome. Was it planned?
Yeah, but all my friends ditched me. I was quite saddened.
That's terrible. Did they give you a reason?
Ordered some pho, and the delivery guy gave me pizza, too.
Ordered some pho, and the delivery guy gave me pizza, too.
Wow, what a lucky day for you!
Ordered some pho, and the delivery guy gave me pizza, too. Ordered some pho_comma_ and the delivery guy gave me pizza_comma_ too.
Wow, what a lucky day for you!
Heck yea, I love pizza. Should last me a few days.
Ordered some pho, and the delivery guy gave me pizza, too. Ordered some pho_comma_ and the delivery guy gave me pizza_comma_ too. Wow_comma_ what a lucky day for you!
Heck yea, I love pizza. Should last me a few days.
Pizza is my absolute favorite, I could eat it for the rest of my life.
My friend's boyfriend is good looking.
My friend's new boyfriend is so good looking, I wish I could get a guy that cute.
aw looks isn't everything.
My friend's boyfriend is good looking. My friend's new boyfriend is so good looking_comma_ I wish I could get a guy that cute.
aw looks isn't everything.
They are when a guy looks like HIM.
My friend's boyfriend is good looking. My friend's new boyfriend is so good looking_comma_ I wish I could get a guy that cute. aw looks isn't everything.
They are when a guy looks like HIM.
Wow. I've gotta see this guy then.
I worked so hard on this project, but my professor said it was horrible but didn't want to fail me.
I worked so hard on this project, but my professor said it was horrible but didn't want to fail me
How unprofessional of your professor to say that! What was your project over?
I worked so hard on this project, but my professor said it was horrible but didn't want to fail me. I worked so hard on this project_comma_ but my professor said it was horrible but didn't want to fail me
How unprofessional of your professor to say that! What was your project over?
It was a marketing project. Apparently, it wouldn't have convinced her to invest in the product.
I worked so hard on this project, but my professor said it was horrible but didn't want to fail me. I worked so hard on this project_comma_ but my professor said it was horrible but didn't want to fail me How unprofessional of your professor to say that! What was your project over?
It was a marketing project. Apparently, it wouldn't have convinced her to invest in the product.
Silver lining: she said she didn't want to fail you, so at least you passed your project.
I should be helping chip in on a friend's birthday, but I only put in $5.
I should be helping chip in on a friend's birthday, but I only put in $5
Atleast you gave something it's the thought that counts right.
I should be helping chip in on a friend's birthday, but I only put in $5. I should be helping chip in on a friend's birthday_comma_ but I only put in $5
Atleast you gave something it's the thought that counts right.
I wish I could give more.
I should be helping chip in on a friend's birthday, but I only put in $5. I should be helping chip in on a friend's birthday_comma_ but I only put in $5 Atleast you gave something it's the thought that counts right.
I wish I could give more.
As long as she knows where your intentions are the amount doesn't matter we all wish we can do more but we do what we can don't be down.
I stole some candy from Party City when I was a kid. I was so scared that the cops were going to nab me.
I stole some candy from Party City when I was a kid. I was so afraid that the cops were going to nab me.
Oh man, I bet you didn't sleep for weeks!
I stole some candy from Party City when I was a kid. I was so scared that the cops were going to nab me. I stole some candy from Party City when I was a kid. I was so afraid that the cops were going to nab me.
Oh man, I bet you didn't sleep for weeks!
I didn't! And it was only a few chocolate coins. Definitely not worth it.
I stole some candy from Party City when I was a kid. I was so scared that the cops were going to nab me. I stole some candy from Party City when I was a kid. I was so afraid that the cops were going to nab me. Oh man_comma_ I bet you didn't sleep for weeks!
I didn't! And it was only a few chocolate coins. Definitely not worth it.
No, it wasn't. I bet you learned your lesson not to steal pretty quickly.
An old friend has become a medium and said she has talked to my grandfather.
An old friend of mine is a medium and told me she connected with my grandfather recently.
That's so cool! What did you think about that?
An old friend has become a medium and said she has talked to my grandfather. An old friend of mine is a medium and told me she connected with my grandfather recently.
That's so cool! What did you think about that?
I thought it was pretty weird at first and I am skeptical but it was interesting.
An old friend has become a medium and said she has talked to my grandfather. An old friend of mine is a medium and told me she connected with my grandfather recently. That's so cool! What did you think about that?
I thought it was pretty weird at first and I am skeptical but it was interesting.
Very interesting. Maybe I should look into that to connect to my great grandmother.
I cheated on my test yesterday. Never felt so bad in my life.
I cheated on my test yesterday. I'm not sure if it was worth it.
How did you cheat?
I cheated on my test yesterday. Never felt so bad in my life. I cheated on my test yesterday. I'm not sure if it was worth it.
How did you cheat?
I looked at the other student's test beside me. Felt kinda guilty.
I cheated on my test yesterday. Never felt so bad in my life. I cheated on my test yesterday. I'm not sure if it was worth it. How did you cheat?
I looked at the other student's test beside me. Felt kinda guilty.
Hopefully, you pass at least.
When I was small at summer camp it looked like no one was going to pick me up at the end of the day. I wasn't worried because I knew my mom would pick me up. She was just running a little late.
At the end of the day when I was small at summer camp I looked like no one would pick me up.
Oh dang. Did anyone come eventually?
When I was small at summer camp it looked like no one was going to pick me up at the end of the day. I wasn't worried because I knew my mom would pick me up. She was just running a little late. At the end of the day when I was small at summer camp I looked like no one would pick me up.
Oh dang. Did anyone come eventually?
Eventually my mom came. She was just running a little late.
When I was small at summer camp it looked like no one was going to pick me up at the end of the day. I wasn't worried because I knew my mom would pick me up. She was just running a little late. At the end of the day when I was small at summer camp I looked like no one would pick me up. Oh dang. Did anyone come eventua...
Eventually my mom came. She was just running a little late.
Well, at least you weren't left there for all eternity.
Couldn't help but thinking about my first kiss yesterday. The sunshine and a warm breeze always does that to me.
I thought about my first kiss on my ride home from work today.
Reminiscing on memories how old was you are ya'll still together?
Couldn't help but thinking about my first kiss yesterday. The sunshine and a warm breeze always does that to me. I thought about my first kiss on my ride home from work today.
Reminiscing on memories how old was you are ya'll still together?
That must've been when I was in first grade. A long time ago, but the sunshine and a warm breeze always makes me remember.
Couldn't help but thinking about my first kiss yesterday. The sunshine and a warm breeze always does that to me. I thought about my first kiss on my ride home from work today. Reminiscing on memories how old was you are ya'll still together?
That must've been when I was in first grade. A long time ago, but the sunshine and a warm breeze always makes me remember.
So young lol well at least it's a good memory and the good weather makes you happy and think about it.
i just went to a wedding this weekend, it was very emotional.
i just went to a wedding this weekend, it was very emotional.
They usually are. Who's wedding did you go to?
i just went to a wedding this weekend, it was very emotional. i just went to a wedding this weekend_comma_ it was very emotional.
They usually are. Who's wedding did you go to?
it was my cousin's, it was intense because i grew up with him you know.
i just went to a wedding this weekend, it was very emotional. i just went to a wedding this weekend_comma_ it was very emotional. They usually are. Who's wedding did you go to?
it was my cousin's, it was intense because i grew up with him you know.
Of course! I'm sure he appreciated you being there!
i just went to a wedding this weekend, it was very emotional. i just went to a wedding this weekend_comma_ it was very emotional. They usually are. Who's wedding did you go to? it was my cousin's_comma_ it was intense because i grew up with him you know.
Of course! I'm sure he appreciated you being there!
yeah especially since he almost lost his life this past year
came home to find my leftovers gone
i was thinking about my leftover Chinese food, came home and someone had eaten it
I hate it when that happens. You should get a lock for the fridge.
came home to find my leftovers gone i was thinking about my leftover Chinese food_comma_ came home and someone had eaten it
I hate it when that happens. You should get a lock for the fridge.
yeah i though about it
came home to find my leftovers gone i was thinking about my leftover Chinese food_comma_ came home and someone had eaten it I hate it when that happens. You should get a lock for the fridge.
yeah i though about it
Some people just have no consideration. You deserve to eat your leftover Chinese.
I finally get to go on vacation next week. I am so stoked. I have been looking forward to it for a long time.
I finally go on vacation next week. I can't wait.
i bet your excited, wish i was you
I finally get to go on vacation next week. I am so stoked. I have been looking forward to it for a long time. I finally go on vacation next week. I can't wait.
i bet your excited, wish i was you
I have been waiting for a long time. I will have such a good time.
I finally get to go on vacation next week. I am so stoked. I have been looking forward to it for a long time. I finally go on vacation next week. I can't wait. i bet your excited_comma_ wish i was you
I have been waiting for a long time. I will have such a good time.
good for you, send me a post card, enjoy
I loaned my new neighbor our lawnmower.
I loaned my new neighbor our lawnmower
Well that's nice of you. Did he give you anything in return?
I loaned my new neighbor our lawnmower. I loaned my new neighbor our lawnmower
Well that's nice of you. Did he give you anything in return?
Nope. They used most of their money on the home. They forgot they would need to mow it. They only have one lightbulb
I loaned my new neighbor our lawnmower. I loaned my new neighbor our lawnmower Well that's nice of you. Did he give you anything in return?
Nope. They used most of their money on the home. They forgot they would need to mow it. They only have one lightbulb
Wow. I wonder how they even saw that the grass needed to be cut living in darkness.
My cat spit up a hairball in my shoes today. I was so peeved!
My cat spit up a hairball into my shoes today.
Well, at least he/she feels better now? Sorry about your shoes.
My cat spit up a hairball in my shoes today. I was so peeved! My cat spit up a hairball into my shoes today.
Well, at least he/she feels better now? Sorry about your shoes.
I was so mad her! Those were ten million dollar shoes!
My cat spit up a hairball in my shoes today. I was so peeved! My cat spit up a hairball into my shoes today. Well_comma_ at least he/she feels better now? Sorry about your shoes.
I was so mad her! Those were ten million dollar shoes!
Wow. I didn't know shoes could cost that much!
I quit a 80k job for a 20k job after paying off the house.
I quit a 80k job for a 20k job after paying off the house.
Wow, that's quite the career leap! What made you do it?
I quit a 80k job for a 20k job after paying off the house. I quit a 80k job for a 20k job after paying off the house.
Wow, that's quite the career leap! What made you do it?
I was just really miserable.
I quit a 80k job for a 20k job after paying off the house. I quit a 80k job for a 20k job after paying off the house. Wow_comma_ that's quite the career leap! What made you do it?
I was just really miserable.
That makes sense to me. Money doesn't always equate to happiness. Hope you are doing better now!
I miss my dog. I wish I would've spent more time with her when she was alive.
I miss my dog. I wish I would've spent more time with her when she was alive.
Aw, I'm sorry. Losing a pet is very hard. I recently lost a cat. It hurts.
I miss my dog. I wish I would've spent more time with her when she was alive. I miss my dog. I wish I would've spent more time with her when she was alive.
Aw, I'm sorry. Losing a pet is very hard. I recently lost a cat. It hurts.
I'm sorry for your loss as well. They are really like family.
I miss my dog. I wish I would've spent more time with her when she was alive. I miss my dog. I wish I would've spent more time with her when she was alive. Aw_comma_ I'm sorry. Losing a pet is very hard. I recently lost a cat. It hurts.
I'm sorry for your loss as well. They are really like family.
Thank you. Yes, even though it's been a month since we said goodbye, I still look for him around the house.
I was so scared but I went skydiving! It was a great experience and I'm so glad I was able to overcome my fears.
I was so terrified, but I went skydiving a few weeks ago!
Oh wow! Are you afraid of heights at all?
I was so scared but I went skydiving! It was a great experience and I'm so glad I was able to overcome my fears. I was so terrified_comma_ but I went skydiving a few weeks ago!
Oh wow! Are you afraid of heights at all?
I'm deathly afraid of heights! I'm so glad I was able to overcome my fear because it was a great experience!
I was so scared but I went skydiving! It was a great experience and I'm so glad I was able to overcome my fears. I was so terrified_comma_ but I went skydiving a few weeks ago! Oh wow! Are you afraid of heights at all?
I'm deathly afraid of heights! I'm so glad I was able to overcome my fear because it was a great experience!
That's great! Maybe I should conquer my fear of heights that way, too!
After going from foster home to foster home, my buddy won a full ride scholarship to our state college.
After going from foster home to foster home, my buddy won a full ride scholarship to our state college
Wow, that's incredible! Good for him.
After going from foster home to foster home, my buddy won a full ride scholarship to our state college. After going from foster home to foster home_comma_ my buddy won a full ride scholarship to our state college
Wow, that's incredible! Good for him.
Yea, I'm pretty happy for him. I'm sure he'll do a lot for society.
After going from foster home to foster home, my buddy won a full ride scholarship to our state college. After going from foster home to foster home_comma_ my buddy won a full ride scholarship to our state college Wow_comma_ that's incredible! Good for him.
Yea, I'm pretty happy for him. I'm sure he'll do a lot for society.
I think so too, he knows what it's like to be down and out and to work hard for his own success.
I am sick and need treatment.
I am sick and need treatment but not sure if I want to go through with it.
I'm sorry to hear about that. What are the risks if you were to go through with it?
I am sick and need treatment. I am sick and need treatment but not sure if I want to go through with it.
I'm sorry to hear about that. What are the risks if you were to go through with it?
All sorts of things, headaches, it may not work, it could give me other fatal issues.
I am sick and need treatment. I am sick and need treatment but not sure if I want to go through with it. I'm sorry to hear about that. What are the risks if you were to go through with it?
All sorts of things, headaches, it may not work, it could give me other fatal issues.
That is definitely risky. Is the alternative of staying sick better?
I am sick and need treatment. I am sick and need treatment but not sure if I want to go through with it. I'm sorry to hear about that. What are the risks if you were to go through with it? All sorts of things_comma_ headaches_comma_ it may not work_comma_ it could give me other fatal issues.
That is definitely risky. Is the alternative of staying sick better?
No, it's being stuck behind a rock and a hard place.
I aced my final math test today. I was so hyped.
I aced my final math exam today. I was so hyped.
That's awesome! Math is pretty tough.
I aced my final math test today. I was so hyped. I aced my final math exam today. I was so hyped.
That's awesome! Math is pretty tough.
It is! I studied a ton though. It looks like it worked out.
I aced my final math test today. I was so hyped. I aced my final math exam today. I was so hyped. That's awesome! Math is pretty tough.
It is! I studied a ton though. It looks like it worked out.
Glad all that studying worked out!
Visited my mom last weekend and remember all the times we fought. We fought over such little things.
Visited my mom last weekend and remember all the times we fought. We fought over such little things
Aw, I am sorry to hear that. Are things better now between the two of you?
Visited my mom last weekend and remember all the times we fought. We fought over such little things. Visited my mom last weekend and remember all the times we fought. We fought over such little things
Aw, I am sorry to hear that. Are things better now between the two of you?
Yea, it's a lot better. I guess we needed the distance.
Visited my mom last weekend and remember all the times we fought. We fought over such little things. Visited my mom last weekend and remember all the times we fought. We fought over such little things Aw_comma_ I am sorry to hear that. Are things better now between the two of you?
Yea, it's a lot better. I guess we needed the distance.
Distance is sometimes the best healer. Glad to hear things are patched up.
My dog has been acting kind of funny. I am worried that he has health issues. I hope he is OK.
My dog has been acting flaky recently. I am worried he might be having some health problems.
Oh no :( did you take him to the vet? what kind of dog is it?
My dog has been acting kind of funny. I am worried that he has health issues. I hope he is OK. My dog has been acting flaky recently. I am worried he might be having some health problems.
Oh no :( did you take him to the vet? what kind of dog is it?
I will take him tomorrow. I hope it is nothing serious. I have a Great Dane.