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I was helping my brother study for his final exam. He did study diligiently every day with me. But then when he actually took the test he failed it! I was really upset withhim I helped my brother study for his final exam. He studied really diligiently with me every day. But in the end on the actual exam he managed to f...
I know. I'm just so annoyed at all the time we spent...
Did he just freeze up on the test or was it different then the stuff you studied?
I was helping my brother study for his final exam. He did study diligiently every day with me. But then when he actually took the test he failed it! I was really upset withhim I helped my brother study for his final exam. He studied really diligiently with me every day. But in the end on the actual exam he managed to f...
Did he just freeze up on the test or was it different then the stuff you studied?
Yeah he got way too nervous and I guess the situation was different than he was expecting.
I had some tests done at the doctors yesterday, hopefully i hear good news
I had some tests done at the doctors yesterday, hopefully i hear good news
i hope all goes well. was something the matter that made you decide to have the tests done?
I had some tests done at the doctors yesterday, hopefully i hear good news I had some tests done at the doctors yesterday_comma_ hopefully i hear good news
i hope all goes well. was something the matter that made you decide to have the tests done?
just feeling exhausted at all times
I had some tests done at the doctors yesterday, hopefully i hear good news I had some tests done at the doctors yesterday_comma_ hopefully i hear good news i hope all goes well. was something the matter that made you decide to have the tests done?
just feeling exhausted at all times
always good to check if in doubt
i feel down after getting fired
i lost my job today. was not my fault we got robbed
Oh no I am so sorry! I bet that must have been scary too
i feel down after getting fired i lost my job today. was not my fault we got robbed
Oh no I am so sorry! I bet that must have been scary too
yes they took the money, but boss says its my fault they took it
i feel down after getting fired i lost my job today. was not my fault we got robbed Oh no I am so sorry! I bet that must have been scary too
yes they took the money, but boss says its my fault they took it
wow they should care more that youre safe!
I am looking forward for the new pizza joint to open up here. I can't wait to eat there.
I am looking forward for the new pizza joint to open up here.
I love pizza. What style pizza does the place make?
I am looking forward for the new pizza joint to open up here. I can't wait to eat there. I am looking forward for the new pizza joint to open up here.
I love pizza. What style pizza does the place make?
They will make New York style. I can't wait to eat there!
I am looking forward for the new pizza joint to open up here. I can't wait to eat there. I am looking forward for the new pizza joint to open up here. I love pizza. What style pizza does the place make?
They will make New York style. I can't wait to eat there!
Yeah, that sounds very exciting.
I fell asleep at work yesterday. I am so ashamed that it happened.
I fell asleep at work yesterday.
Uhoh I hope you didn't get in trouble?
I fell asleep at work yesterday. I am so ashamed that it happened. I fell asleep at work yesterday.
Uhoh I hope you didn't get in trouble?
No, but I am so ashamed that it happened.
I fell asleep at work yesterday. I am so ashamed that it happened. I fell asleep at work yesterday. Uhoh I hope you didn't get in trouble?
No, but I am so ashamed that it happened.
Well you can use that feeling to make sure you don't do it again!
My son walked outside the other day and took his pants down. He proceeded to pee all over the grass. Then he said he peed on the grass, and wanted the dog to as well.
My son went into the backyard on his own yesterday, pulled his pants down, and proceeded to pee all over the grass.
That is terrible. What did you do?
My son walked outside the other day and took his pants down. He proceeded to pee all over the grass. Then he said he peed on the grass, and wanted the dog to as well. My son went into the backyard on his own yesterday_comma_ pulled his pants down_comma_ and proceeded to pee all over the grass.
That is terrible. What did you do?
Ha I was pumped! He loves imitating the dog, and it's a lot easier for him to do that than me change 8 diapers all day!
My son walked outside the other day and took his pants down. He proceeded to pee all over the grass. Then he said he peed on the grass, and wanted the dog to as well. My son went into the backyard on his own yesterday_comma_ pulled his pants down_comma_ and proceeded to pee all over the grass. That is terrible. What ...
Ha I was pumped! He loves imitating the dog, and it's a lot easier for him to do that than me change 8 diapers all day!
Well that is a good way to look at it.
I have total trust in my wife. We are good couple.
I have total trust in my wife. We are good couple.
That's great, trust is the backbone of all lasting relationships.
I have total trust in my wife. We are good couple. I have total trust in my wife. We are good couple.
That's great, trust is the backbone of all lasting relationships.
It is always good to have someone that will help you in time of needs.
I have total trust in my wife. We are good couple. I have total trust in my wife. We are good couple. That's great_comma_ trust is the backbone of all lasting relationships.
It is always good to have someone that will help you in time of needs.
Of course, we're not meant to lock ourselves away alone for our entire lives.
I have a cut on the bottom of my foot.
I have a cut on the bottom of my foot and man is it a nuisance trying to walk.
That is bad. Did you go to a doctor?
I have a cut on the bottom of my foot. I have a cut on the bottom of my foot and man is it a nuisance trying to walk.
That is bad. Did you go to a doctor?
No, it's just a little cut that needs to heal.
I have a cut on the bottom of my foot. I have a cut on the bottom of my foot and man is it a nuisance trying to walk. That is bad. Did you go to a doctor?
No, it's just a little cut that needs to heal.
Then nothing to worry about.
I enjoy looking at old pictures
I enjoy looking at old pictures and remebering past memories
I do too. It always brings back so many good memories.
I enjoy looking at old pictures I enjoy looking at old pictures and remebering past memories
I do too. It always brings back so many good memories.
Yeah it's nice looking back
I enjoy looking at old pictures I enjoy looking at old pictures and remebering past memories I do too. It always brings back so many good memories.
Yeah it's nice looking back
Yes it is. Sometimes I wish you could just go back to that time.
Someone took my laptop from my car. I am so angry someone stole it.
Someone took my laptop from my car.
I am sorry to hear that. Thieves are really crappy people.
Someone took my laptop from my car. I am so angry someone stole it. Someone took my laptop from my car.
I am sorry to hear that. Thieves are really crappy people.
I know right! I am so angry someone stole it!
Someone took my laptop from my car. I am so angry someone stole it. Someone took my laptop from my car. I am sorry to hear that. Thieves are really crappy people.
I know right! I am so angry someone stole it!
I hope they catch the person and you get your laptop back.
someone trying to harm me
yesterday a stranger tried to rob me
Oh wow! Are you okay?
someone trying to harm me yesterday a stranger tried to rob me
Oh wow! Are you okay?
i am shaken up but luckily a security guard at the club saw the whole thing as stopped it
someone trying to harm me yesterday a stranger tried to rob me Oh wow! Are you okay?
i am shaken up but luckily a security guard at the club saw the whole thing as stopped it
That is insane. Thank God there was someone there to intervene.
I am really looking forward to the upcoming football season. I can't wait for it to start.
I am really looking forward to the upcoming football season.
Oh why is that? Do you play?
I am really looking forward to the upcoming football season. I can't wait for it to start. I am really looking forward to the upcoming football season.
Oh why is that? Do you play?
No, I am just a football fan. I can't wait for it to start!
I am really looking forward to the upcoming football season. I can't wait for it to start. I am really looking forward to the upcoming football season. Oh why is that? Do you play?
No, I am just a football fan. I can't wait for it to start!
Ah, yeah my husband is the same way. He is very excited.
My 6 year old son is making very good progress in learning how to swim.
My 6 year old son is making very good progress in learning how to swim.
Good for him! That's a very valuable skill to have, good on you for teaching him so early.
My 6 year old son is making very good progress in learning how to swim. My 6 year old son is making very good progress in learning how to swim.
Good for him! That's a very valuable skill to have, good on you for teaching him so early.
At this age, they learn so quickly. That is nice.
My 6 year old son is making very good progress in learning how to swim. My 6 year old son is making very good progress in learning how to swim. Good for him! That's a very valuable skill to have_comma_ good on you for teaching him so early.
At this age, they learn so quickly. That is nice.
Does he seem to enjoy being in the water, or does he resist you a bit?
I felt ashamed after I huge fight with my best friend that was my fault
Years ago me and my best friend got into a bad argument and I felt terrible later because I realized it was my fault
Oh I know that feeling actually... Did you ever make up with your friend?
I felt ashamed after I huge fight with my best friend that was my fault Years ago me and my best friend got into a bad argument and I felt terrible later because I realized it was my fault
Oh I know that feeling actually... Did you ever make up with your friend?
Yes, it took awhile, a couple months I think it was but we are closer now
I felt ashamed after I huge fight with my best friend that was my fault Years ago me and my best friend got into a bad argument and I felt terrible later because I realized it was my fault Oh I know that feeling actually... Did you ever make up with your friend?
Yes, it took awhile, a couple months I think it was but we are closer now
That's good to hear. It's all water under the bridge now, as they say.
I am really looking forward to going to the cinema this weekend with my mates.
I am looking forward to going to the cinema this upcoming weekend.
That sounds like fun, what kind of movie will you see?
I am really looking forward to going to the cinema this weekend with my mates. I am looking forward to going to the cinema this upcoming weekend.
That sounds like fun, what kind of movie will you see?
I believe it is a shark attack movie, so kind of a thriller.
I am really looking forward to going to the cinema this weekend with my mates. I am looking forward to going to the cinema this upcoming weekend. That sounds like fun_comma_ what kind of movie will you see?
I believe it is a shark attack movie, so kind of a thriller.
Nice, I love those. I have seen a preview for a shark attack movie that is coming out. I think called Meg, I hope to see that sometime
I am really looking forward to going to the cinema this weekend with my mates. I am looking forward to going to the cinema this upcoming weekend. That sounds like fun_comma_ what kind of movie will you see? I believe it is a shark attack movie_comma_ so kind of a thriller.
Nice, I love those. I have seen a preview for a shark attack movie that is coming out. I think called Meg, I hope to see that sometime
Oh yes that is the movie I think. I love them too. Should be fun.
I went to the Olive Garden for dinner. I was satisfied with the food.
I went to the Olive Garden for dinner.
I love eating there, the food is always amazing.
I went to the Olive Garden for dinner. I was satisfied with the food. I went to the Olive Garden for dinner.
I love eating there, the food is always amazing.
Yeah, I was satisfied with the food and service.
I went to the Olive Garden for dinner. I was satisfied with the food. I went to the Olive Garden for dinner. I love eating there_comma_ the food is always amazing.
Yeah, I was satisfied with the food and service.
I am glad you had such a good meal.
Some one told a lie about me
Some one lied to my girl friend
I hope it wasn't a close friend that lied.
Some one told a lie about me Some one lied to my girl friend
I hope it wasn't a close friend that lied.
He was a friend
Some one told a lie about me Some one lied to my girl friend I hope it wasn't a close friend that lied.
He was a friend
That is sad. Liars and thieves are just the worst.
Some one told a lie about me Some one lied to my girl friend I hope it wasn't a close friend that lied. He was a friend
That is sad. Liars and thieves are just the worst.
I don't want to keep such friends
Some one told a lie about me Some one lied to my girl friend I hope it wasn't a close friend that lied. He was a friend That is sad. Liars and thieves are just the worst.
I don't want to keep such friends
I don't blame you. A friend like that isn't a friend at all. I'm sorry that has happened to you.
didnt zip my zipper
i walked out of the restroom on a blind date and my zipper was dowdn
That's embarrassing, but also funny. How did your date react?
didnt zip my zipper i walked out of the restroom on a blind date and my zipper was dowdn
That's embarrassing, but also funny. How did your date react?
she noticed but brought it to my attention discreetly....we were on a double date..haha
didnt zip my zipper i walked out of the restroom on a blind date and my zipper was dowdn That's embarrassing_comma_ but also funny. How did your date react?
she noticed but brought it to my attention discreetly....we were on a double date..haha
That is awesome that she didn't make a big scene of it!
Roller coasters this weekend
I'm kinda iffy about this weekend
Why?
Roller coasters this weekend I'm kinda iffy about this weekend
Why?
Going to the amusement park. Have never rode a rollercoaster before :/
Roller coasters this weekend I'm kinda iffy about this weekend Why?
Going to the amusement park. Have never rode a rollercoaster before :/
I understand. It could be little bit scary at first but it is fun.
Roller coasters this weekend I'm kinda iffy about this weekend Why? Going to the amusement park. Have never rode a rollercoaster before :/
I understand. It could be little bit scary at first but it is fun.
Yeah I'll just have to try it out I guess
I tried to meet some friends yesterday but they were all busy.
I tried to meet some friends yesterday but they were all busy.
Aww :( What did you end up doing instead?
I tried to meet some friends yesterday but they were all busy. I tried to meet some friends yesterday but they were all busy.
Aww :( What did you end up doing instead?
I end up staying alone at home watching some movies. It was little bit boring.
I tried to meet some friends yesterday but they were all busy. I tried to meet some friends yesterday but they were all busy. Aww :( What did you end up doing instead?
I end up staying alone at home watching some movies. It was little bit boring.
You could've always come on here and chat with other cool people like you :D
A friend of mine is not feeling well today. He gave me his tickets to the Kid Rock concert tonight.
My friend is not feeling well today.
Oh no, are they going to be okay?
A friend of mine is not feeling well today. He gave me his tickets to the Kid Rock concert tonight. My friend is not feeling well today.
Oh no, are they going to be okay?
Yes. Though he is not feeling well, I am fortunate that he gave me his tickets to the Kid Rock concert tonight.
A friend of mine is not feeling well today. He gave me his tickets to the Kid Rock concert tonight. My friend is not feeling well today. Oh no_comma_ are they going to be okay?
Yes. Though he is not feeling well, I am fortunate that he gave me his tickets to the Kid Rock concert tonight.
Oh, that will be so fun!
My sister got into a bad car accident. I am so sad that it happened.
My sister got into a bad car accident.
Oh my, I hope she is ok?
My sister got into a bad car accident. I am so sad that it happened. My sister got into a bad car accident.
Oh my, I hope she is ok?
She will be, I am so sad that it happened.
My sister got into a bad car accident. I am so sad that it happened. My sister got into a bad car accident. Oh my_comma_ I hope she is ok?
She will be, I am so sad that it happened.
I would be too! Was she at fault?
I saw a man eat an entire birthday cake. I was very inspired.
I saw a man eat an entire birthday cake.
Wow. It is very unsual to see that.
I saw a man eat an entire birthday cake. I was very inspired. I saw a man eat an entire birthday cake.
Wow. It is very unsual to see that.
I know, it was really inspiring.
I saw a man eat an entire birthday cake. I was very inspired. I saw a man eat an entire birthday cake. Wow. It is very unsual to see that.
I know, it was really inspiring.
Why? Do you want to do like him?
Yesterday, my 4 year prepared a gift for my birthday.
Yesterday, my 4 year prepared a gift for my birthday. It was so cute.
That is so sweet of your child.
Yesterday, my 4 year prepared a gift for my birthday. Yesterday_comma_ my 4 year prepared a gift for my birthday. It was so cute.
That is so sweet of your child.
I was very suprised that he could remember my birthday.
Yesterday, my 4 year prepared a gift for my birthday. Yesterday_comma_ my 4 year prepared a gift for my birthday. It was so cute. That is so sweet of your child.
I was very suprised that he could remember my birthday.
He must be very smart!
food was ruined
my food that was delvered was deliverd incorrect, but by the time it got here the restraunt was already close.
That's annoying! Did you end up eating it anyway?
food was ruined my food that was delvered was deliverd incorrect_comma_ but by the time it got here the restraunt was already close.
That's annoying! Did you end up eating it anyway?
i couldnt eat it. it was a mess
food was ruined my food that was delvered was deliverd incorrect_comma_ but by the time it got here the restraunt was already close. That's annoying! Did you end up eating it anyway?
i couldnt eat it. it was a mess
Sorry that you had a bad experience!
I have to make a 6 foot sub for my coworkers. I am ready to get that done.
I have to make a 6 foot sub for my coworkers.
Wow, what's the special occasion?
I have to make a 6 foot sub for my coworkers. I am ready to get that done. I have to make a 6 foot sub for my coworkers.
Wow, what's the special occasion?
Oh, it's just a pot luck. I am so ready to get it done.
I have to make a 6 foot sub for my coworkers. I am ready to get that done. I have to make a 6 foot sub for my coworkers. Wow_comma_ what's the special occasion?
Oh, it's just a pot luck. I am so ready to get it done.
Yeah, that is going to be a lot of work, and hard to transport to your job.
I came home to find out that my friend got me tickets to tonight's concert. Kid Rock is performing in Sturgis!
I didn't think anyone remembered, however, I came home to concert tickets that my friend got for me.
Aww was it your birthday or something?
I came home to find out that my friend got me tickets to tonight's concert. Kid Rock is performing in Sturgis! I didn't think anyone remembered_comma_ however_comma_ I came home to concert tickets that my friend got for me.
Aww was it your birthday or something?
Yes. He got me tickets to Kid Rock concert tonight.
I came home to find out that my friend got me tickets to tonight's concert. Kid Rock is performing in Sturgis! I didn't think anyone remembered_comma_ however_comma_ I came home to concert tickets that my friend got for me. Aww was it your birthday or something?
Yes. He got me tickets to Kid Rock concert tonight.
OOO Kid Rock that's one of my friends favorites!
I got to work the other day all excited to work with my friend. Turns out he got moved somewhere else at the last minute.
My friend was scheduled to work with me the other day and I was really excited.
I bet, its always nice to get a chance to work with someone you really like. Where do you work?
I got to work the other day all excited to work with my friend. Turns out he got moved somewhere else at the last minute. My friend was scheduled to work with me the other day and I was really excited.
I bet, its always nice to get a chance to work with someone you really like. Where do you work?
I'm a firefighter, but when I got there, they had shipped him somewhere else so that sucked.
I got to work the other day all excited to work with my friend. Turns out he got moved somewhere else at the last minute. My friend was scheduled to work with me the other day and I was really excited. I bet_comma_ its always nice to get a chance to work with someone you really like. Where do you work?
I'm a firefighter, but when I got there, they had shipped him somewhere else so that sucked.
That does suck. I work at Taco Bell making burritos.
My dentist did an awesome job on my teeth!
My dentist did an awesome job on my teeth, I love them!
You must be very proud of your new set of teeth
My dentist did an awesome job on my teeth! My dentist did an awesome job on my teeth_comma_ I love them!
You must be very proud of your new set of teeth
I really am, I had bad teeth my entire life because of genetic reasons.
My dentist did an awesome job on my teeth! My dentist did an awesome job on my teeth_comma_ I love them! You must be very proud of your new set of teeth
I really am, I had bad teeth my entire life because of genetic reasons.
Congrats you can smile freely now :)
Why do I have to explain to everyone about my preferences?
Why do I have to explain to everyone about my preferences?
What preferences do you mean? You shouldn't have to say your truth to anyone.
Why do I have to explain to everyone about my preferences? Why do I have to explain to everyone about my preferences?
What preferences do you mean? You shouldn't have to say your truth to anyone.
you know, man and woman thing but I am a woman and I prefer women
Why do I have to explain to everyone about my preferences? Why do I have to explain to everyone about my preferences? What preferences do you mean? You shouldn't have to say your truth to anyone.
you know, man and woman thing but I am a woman and I prefer women
There's nothing wrong with that and it's a shame people even question you about that.
I just proposed to my girlfriend and she said yes. I am so happy.
I just proposed to my girlfriend and she said yes!
Congratulations! When is the wedding?
I just proposed to my girlfriend and she said yes. I am so happy. I just proposed to my girlfriend and she said yes!
Congratulations! When is the wedding?
Next year, I am so happy!
I just proposed to my girlfriend and she said yes. I am so happy. I just proposed to my girlfriend and she said yes! Congratulations! When is the wedding?
Next year, I am so happy!
I'm happy for you, I hope everything continues to work out!
At work, while standing up, my pants tear in back. I didn't know what to do.
At work, while standing up, my pants teared in the back. I didn't know what to do.
Oh no! That is so sad for you. How embarrassing.
At work, while standing up, my pants tear in back. I didn't know what to do. At work_comma_ while standing up_comma_ my pants teared in the back. I didn't know what to do.
Oh no! That is so sad for you. How embarrassing.
It was embarring. Some coworker were watching me. I had to go to my manager to ask him if I could home.
At work, while standing up, my pants tear in back. I didn't know what to do. At work_comma_ while standing up_comma_ my pants teared in the back. I didn't know what to do. Oh no! That is so sad for you. How embarrassing.
It was embarring. Some coworker were watching me. I had to go to my manager to ask him if I could home.
how sad. I am so sorry you had to deal with that.
I accidentally spilled coffee on my pants yesterday. I was so ashamed to do that.
I accidentally spilled coffee on my pants yesterday.
Oh no! Did you manage to avoid a stain?