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Going on a vacation in a couple weeks I've got all my packing done
Oh yea? Where ya headed?
Going to the beach this weekend! Florida yayyyyyy!
Going on a vacation in a couple weeks I've got all my packing done Oh yea? Where ya headed?
Going to the beach this weekend! Florida yayyyyyy!
The beach is awesome. Have fun!
Going on a vacation in a couple weeks I've got all my packing done Oh yea? Where ya headed? Going to the beach this weekend! Florida yayyyyyy!
The beach is awesome. Have fun!
Hey thanks I will! I hope the kiddos have fun too!
The year was 2016, and I was severely worried that Hilary might win the presidency
If things didn't go as planned we might not be able to make America great again
What things are you wanting to go as planned?
The year was 2016, and I was severely worried that Hilary might win the presidency If things didn't go as planned we might not be able to make America great again
What things are you wanting to go as planned?
There was a lot of work to be done, and a lot of election machines to be hacked. Worst thing was, Vlad never sent the instructions on how to backdoor them so we were on our own
The year was 2016, and I was severely worried that Hilary might win the presidency If things didn't go as planned we might not be able to make America great again What things are you wanting to go as planned?
There was a lot of work to be done, and a lot of election machines to be hacked. Worst thing was, Vlad never sent the instructions on how to backdoor them so we were on our own
Very true, I am sure those instructions are forth coming. He wouldn't leave us hanging.
I felt very good recently when my city did not pass a breed specific ban. It makes the future look bright.
Recently my city did away with breed specific bans for dogs, it is a good thing.
I can't even imagine what would make them ban certain dogs to begin with
I felt very good recently when my city did not pass a breed specific ban. It makes the future look bright. Recently my city did away with breed specific bans for dogs_comma_ it is a good thing.
I can't even imagine what would make them ban certain dogs to begin with
Fear is usually all it takes.
I felt very good recently when my city did not pass a breed specific ban. It makes the future look bright. Recently my city did away with breed specific bans for dogs_comma_ it is a good thing. I can't even imagine what would make them ban certain dogs to begin with
Fear is usually all it takes.
I've heard that fear makes people do all sorts of crazy things.
I felt very good recently when my city did not pass a breed specific ban. It makes the future look bright. Recently my city did away with breed specific bans for dogs_comma_ it is a good thing. I can't even imagine what would make them ban certain dogs to begin with Fear is usually all it takes.
I've heard that fear makes people do all sorts of crazy things.
It sure does. People will destroy themselves over fear.
I'm always happy to come home to see my dogs
I'm always happy to come home to see my dogs
I admire people who can care for dogs, i can barely take care of myself!
I'm always happy to come home to see my dogs I'm always happy to come home to see my dogs
I admire people who can care for dogs, i can barely take care of myself!
Hahaha, me too, but having children is on another level
I'm always happy to come home to see my dogs I'm always happy to come home to see my dogs I admire people who can care for dogs_comma_ i can barely take care of myself!
Hahaha, me too, but having children is on another level
I was only 18 when my daughter was born, had no idea what i was getting into!!!
There is an old man who always comes in my restaurant for a glass of water and napkins. Todaay i saw what he uses the napkins for. I witnessed him using them like q tips to clean his ears, I wish i hadnt seen it!
there is this guy that always comes in my store, he is an older man, i think he might be homeless. he always asked for napkins and a glass of water
Does he get anything else?
There is an old man who always comes in my restaurant for a glass of water and napkins. Todaay i saw what he uses the napkins for. I witnessed him using them like q tips to clean his ears, I wish i hadnt seen it! there is this guy that always comes in my store_comma_ he is an older man_comma_ i think he might be homeless. he always asked for napkins and a glass of water
Does he get anything else?
never, he just sits and drinks the water, but today i saw him cleaning his ears outside with the napkins like they were q tips. I will never be able to un-see this! i will think of it every day t hat i see him from now on.
There is an old man who always comes in my restaurant for a glass of water and napkins. Todaay i saw what he uses the napkins for. I witnessed him using them like q tips to clean his ears, I wish i hadnt seen it! there is this guy that always comes in my store_comma_ he is an older man_comma_ i think he might be homeless. he always asked for napkins and a glass of water Does he get anything else?
never, he just sits and drinks the water, but today i saw him cleaning his ears outside with the napkins like they were q tips. I will never be able to un-see this! i will think of it every day t hat i see him from now on.
Oooh, that doesn't sound great, but at least he's not causing any trouble. It's hot outside, everyone needs some clean water
There is an old man who always comes in my restaurant for a glass of water and napkins. Todaay i saw what he uses the napkins for. I witnessed him using them like q tips to clean his ears, I wish i hadnt seen it! there is this guy that always comes in my store_comma_ he is an older man_comma_ i think he might be homeless. he always asked for napkins and a glass of water Does he get anything else? never_comma_ he just sits and drinks the water_comma_ but today i saw him cleaning his ears outside with the napkins like they were q tips. I will never be able to un-see this! i will think of it every day t hat i see him from now on.
Oooh, that doesn't sound great, but at least he's not causing any trouble. It's hot outside, everyone needs some clean water
true! it was just a little gross haha!
I cheated on my math test today. I felt really bad about it.
I cheated on my math test today. I feel horrible about it.
Hmm..I think we've all been there one time or another. Are you going to admit it?
I cheated on my math test today. I felt really bad about it. I cheated on my math test today. I feel horrible about it.
Hmm..I think we've all been there one time or another. Are you going to admit it?
I'm really not sure. I feel like if I don't, I will never forget about it and continue my life with this rotten feeling.
I cheated on my math test today. I felt really bad about it. I cheated on my math test today. I feel horrible about it. Hmm..I think we've all been there one time or another. Are you going to admit it?
I'm really not sure. I feel like if I don't, I will never forget about it and continue my life with this rotten feeling.
Well you certainly don't want that hanging over your head for the rest of your life. It sounds like you have a good moral outlook on life, I think you have to admit it.
We were supposed to go on a mini-vacation for labor day but we had to cancel it. My mother in law is sick and in the hospital and my husband doesn't want to leave her.
We were supposed to go on a mini-vacation for labor day but we had to cancel it.
Oh no! Why did you cancel? That's the best time to go!
We were supposed to go on a mini-vacation for labor day but we had to cancel it. My mother in law is sick and in the hospital and my husband doesn't want to leave her. We were supposed to go on a mini-vacation for labor day but we had to cancel it.
Oh no! Why did you cancel? That's the best time to go!
I thought so also, but his mother is sick and in the hospital so we need to stay close by.
We were supposed to go on a mini-vacation for labor day but we had to cancel it. My mother in law is sick and in the hospital and my husband doesn't want to leave her. We were supposed to go on a mini-vacation for labor day but we had to cancel it. Oh no! Why did you cancel? That's the best time to go!
I thought so also, but his mother is sick and in the hospital so we need to stay close by.
That's a really good reason to do so. Wouldn't want his mom getting any sicker with no one around.
I've been crushing on this girl a while, and I'm going to ask her out.
I've been crushing on this girl a while, and I'm going to ask her out.
You should go for it! How long have you known her?
I've been crushing on this girl a while, and I'm going to ask her out. I've been crushing on this girl a while_comma_ and I'm going to ask her out.
You should go for it! How long have you known her?
At least a year now. I wanted to make sure I really liked her first.
I've been crushing on this girl a while, and I'm going to ask her out. I've been crushing on this girl a while_comma_ and I'm going to ask her out. You should go for it! How long have you known her?
At least a year now. I wanted to make sure I really liked her first.
that's cute, you guys will be very happy together I think
I would like to go to a concert or show this year for my birthday
I would like to go to a concert or show this year for my birthday
You should totally go!
I would like to go to a concert or show this year for my birthday I would like to go to a concert or show this year for my birthday
You should totally go!
Yeah! I think I will treat myself and see who's coming to town to perform
I would like to go to a concert or show this year for my birthday I would like to go to a concert or show this year for my birthday You should totally go!
Yeah! I think I will treat myself and see who's coming to town to perform
If there's a time to treat yourself, it's definitely on your birthday!
I thought my life was over when my dog died.
I thought my life was over when my dog died.
Im so sorry! I bet your very sad right now!
I thought my life was over when my dog died. I thought my life was over when my dog died.
Im so sorry! I bet your very sad right now!
Yes, he was my best friend.
I thought my life was over when my dog died. I thought my life was over when my dog died. Im so sorry! I bet your very sad right now!
Yes, he was my best friend.
Im sorry to hear this. Times like this can be terrifying, but you can get through it.
I lied to my mom today about washing the car. I felt really bad about it.
I lied to my mom about washing the car today. I feel really awful about it.
Why did you decide to tell your mom you washed it?
I lied to my mom today about washing the car. I felt really bad about it. I lied to my mom about washing the car today. I feel really awful about it.
Why did you decide to tell your mom you washed it?
I didn't feel like washing it - I decided to hang out with my friends instead. It's such a chore to wash that big ole suburban!
I lied to my mom today about washing the car. I felt really bad about it. I lied to my mom about washing the car today. I feel really awful about it. Why did you decide to tell your mom you washed it?
I didn't feel like washing it - I decided to hang out with my friends instead. It's such a chore to wash that big ole suburban!
That's okay, sometimes little white lies like that won't harm anyone!
I was feeling down after hearing that my friend's dog passed away. He was such a great dog to everybody.
I have been feeling really down about hearing my best friend's doggy passing away.
Oh my god, that's so sad to hear. How is he holding up?
I was feeling down after hearing that my friend's dog passed away. He was such a great dog to everybody. I have been feeling really down about hearing my best friend's doggy passing away.
Oh my god, that's so sad to hear. How is he holding up?
He didn't make it, and he was such a good dog who was friendly with everybody. I've been crying over it.
I was feeling down after hearing that my friend's dog passed away. He was such a great dog to everybody. I have been feeling really down about hearing my best friend's doggy passing away. Oh my god_comma_ that's so sad to hear. How is he holding up?
He didn't make it, and he was such a good dog who was friendly with everybody. I've been crying over it.
Aw, cheer up, friend. It's rough now, but it will get better! Maybe you two should go to the pet store to try and find a new dog for him!
I don't like people who cut in line
I don't like people who cut in line
Me either, so rude! It happens too often.
I don't like people who cut in line I don't like people who cut in line
Me either, so rude! It happens too often.
it's like they think your time is worthless, I don't understand it
I don't like people who cut in line I don't like people who cut in line Me either_comma_ so rude! It happens too often.
it's like they think your time is worthless, I don't understand it
Yeah people who do that have zero self awareness. :/
I'm so lucky that I have had a best friend for 20 years.
My best friend and I have been friends for over 20 years. I feel really lucky to have such a great friend.
That's so great! You guys have been able to stay close after so long! You must be very compatible with each other
I'm so lucky that I have had a best friend for 20 years. My best friend and I have been friends for over 20 years. I feel really lucky to have such a great friend.
That's so great! You guys have been able to stay close after so long! You must be very compatible with each other
we really are, we live over 500 miles apart now yet still best friends, it's pretty cool.
I'm so lucky that I have had a best friend for 20 years. My best friend and I have been friends for over 20 years. I feel really lucky to have such a great friend. That's so great! You guys have been able to stay close after so long! You must be very compatible with each other
we really are, we live over 500 miles apart now yet still best friends, it's pretty cool.
Amazing! I wish I had some friends like that in my life
I'm graduting in the winter.
I'm graduting in the winter.
Are you excited?
I'm graduting in the winter. I'm graduting in the winter.
Are you excited?
I totally am! I'm kinda tired of school lol.
I'm graduting in the winter. I'm graduting in the winter. Are you excited?
I totally am! I'm kinda tired of school lol.
I know what you mean! I've been homeschooling my girls forever it seems and my oldest graduates this spring. I'm ready to be done with school too - LOL!
My husband went out of town for a few days for work. Every sound I hear makes my hair stand up on end, I may not survive this trip.
My husband went out of town for a few days. Every sound I hear makes my hair stand up on end!
Oh no. How long will he be away for?
My husband went out of town for a few days for work. Every sound I hear makes my hair stand up on end, I may not survive this trip. My husband went out of town for a few days. Every sound I hear makes my hair stand up on end!
Oh no. How long will he be away for?
A few days, he will be back Saturday. But I may not survive this trip, I cannot sleep at all I'm so freaked out.
My husband went out of town for a few days for work. Every sound I hear makes my hair stand up on end, I may not survive this trip. My husband went out of town for a few days. Every sound I hear makes my hair stand up on end! Oh no. How long will he be away for?
A few days, he will be back Saturday. But I may not survive this trip, I cannot sleep at all I'm so freaked out.
Maybe you can get him on Skype or something?
I lost my wedding ring, I am so sad.
I lost my wedding ring, I am so sad.
Oh no! Did you look in the places you've been all day?
I lost my wedding ring, I am so sad. I lost my wedding ring_comma_ I am so sad.
Oh no! Did you look in the places you've been all day?
Yes, I have looked everywhere.
I lost my wedding ring, I am so sad. I lost my wedding ring_comma_ I am so sad. Oh no! Did you look in the places you've been all day?
Yes, I have looked everywhere.
That's so sad. I hope your spouse won't be too upset with you.
Sometimes I look down and my fly is open
Sometimes I look down and my fly is open
Do you pull it up?
Sometimes I look down and my fly is open Sometimes I look down and my fly is open
Do you pull it up?
Ahaha, yes, when I notice it, but I could be walking around for hours with my fly down!
Sometimes I look down and my fly is open Sometimes I look down and my fly is open Do you pull it up?
Ahaha, yes, when I notice it, but I could be walking around for hours with my fly down!
That wouldn't be good.
I borrowed some money from my friend. I've a confidence I'll repay this month to him.
I borrowed money from my friend.
Were you in a tight spot? How much did you borrow?
I borrowed some money from my friend. I've a confidence I'll repay this month to him. I borrowed money from my friend.
Were you in a tight spot? How much did you borrow?
Yeah, Medical emergency. I borrowed $5000. Hope I'll repay this month.
I borrowed some money from my friend. I've a confidence I'll repay this month to him. I borrowed money from my friend. Were you in a tight spot? How much did you borrow?
Yeah, Medical emergency. I borrowed $5000. Hope I'll repay this month.
What a good friend to lend you money in your time of need. You should thank him and take him to dinner after everything is sorted.
I am worried about my test scores coming back
I am worried about my test scores coming back
Did you perform well?
I am worried about my test scores coming back I am worried about my test scores coming back
Did you perform well?
I'm not sure yet, I wasn't fully prepared so I'm worried
I am worried about my test scores coming back I am worried about my test scores coming back Did you perform well?
I'm not sure yet, I wasn't fully prepared so I'm worried
Don't worry. You'll get good score.
After I performed at school, so many girls are hitting me up, but I've got a girlfriend.
After I performed at school, so many girls are hitting me up, but I've got a girlfriend.
OH man! I bet you were overwhelmed! did you stay faithful to her?
After I performed at school, so many girls are hitting me up, but I've got a girlfriend. After I performed at school_comma_ so many girls are hitting me up_comma_ but I've got a girlfriend.
OH man! I bet you were overwhelmed! did you stay faithful to her?
Of course, these girls don't know me like my girlfriend does.
After I performed at school, so many girls are hitting me up, but I've got a girlfriend. After I performed at school_comma_ so many girls are hitting me up_comma_ but I've got a girlfriend. OH man! I bet you were overwhelmed! did you stay faithful to her?
Of course, these girls don't know me like my girlfriend does.
Thats good! I would of been anxious to get out of that place if that happend.
I have my final biology exam tomorrow. I am so nervous about it.
I have my biology exam tomorrow. I am so nervous about it.
Oh no! Why are you nervous?
I have my final biology exam tomorrow. I am so nervous about it. I have my biology exam tomorrow. I am so nervous about it.
Oh no! Why are you nervous?
I felt like I have studied hard for it, but it is some very difficult material. I hope I do well.
I have my final biology exam tomorrow. I am so nervous about it. I have my biology exam tomorrow. I am so nervous about it. Oh no! Why are you nervous?
I felt like I have studied hard for it, but it is some very difficult material. I hope I do well.
What topics will the exam be covering?
I hope to get engaged soon, I have been with my boyfriend for 6 years
I hope to get engaged soon, I have been with my boyfriend for 6 years
I hope so too! Do you know if he is planning on proposing anytime soon?
I hope to get engaged soon, I have been with my boyfriend for 6 years I hope to get engaged soon_comma_ I have been with my boyfriend for 6 years
I hope so too! Do you know if he is planning on proposing anytime soon?
We have talked a lot about getting married, but I don't think we're ready for kids, so we're taking our time to get married too
I hope to get engaged soon, I have been with my boyfriend for 6 years I hope to get engaged soon_comma_ I have been with my boyfriend for 6 years I hope so too! Do you know if he is planning on proposing anytime soon?
We have talked a lot about getting married, but I don't think we're ready for kids, so we're taking our time to get married too
Bah, he should just do it already! In the wise words of the late Rhiana: "If you like it you should put a ring on it".
I used to be so scared going to sleep. I thought there were monsters in my closet.
I used to be so scared to go to sleep as a kid.
How come? Were you scared of the dark?
I used to be so scared going to sleep. I thought there were monsters in my closet. I used to be so scared to go to sleep as a kid.
How come? Were you scared of the dark?
That, and I always thought there were very creepy monsters in my closet. I had a hard time falling asleep.
I used to be so scared going to sleep. I thought there were monsters in my closet. I used to be so scared to go to sleep as a kid. How come? Were you scared of the dark?
That, and I always thought there were very creepy monsters in my closet. I had a hard time falling asleep.
Oh no! Did your parents check your closet before tucking you into bed?
my friends all have nicer cars than I do. I dont like it
my car is the worst
Oh no! I know car problems can be frusterating.
my friends all have nicer cars than I do. I dont like it my car is the worst
Oh no! I know car problems can be frusterating.
My friends all have nice new cars. I need a new car and new friends
my friends all have nicer cars than I do. I dont like it my car is the worst Oh no! I know car problems can be frusterating.
My friends all have nice new cars. I need a new car and new friends
I hear ya. Stay hopefull. It will come soon with dertermination.
my friends all have nicer cars than I do. I dont like it my car is the worst Oh no! I know car problems can be frusterating. My friends all have nice new cars. I need a new car and new friends
I hear ya. Stay hopefull. It will come soon with dertermination.
i hope so. I dont like walking in this weather
my friends all have nicer cars than I do. I dont like it my car is the worst Oh no! I know car problems can be frusterating. My friends all have nice new cars. I need a new car and new friends I hear ya. Stay hopefull. It will come soon with dertermination.
i hope so. I dont like walking in this weather
I agree. Im sure you will find something. I get anxious for new things as well.
There were 7 kittens on my doortstep this morning.
There were 7 kittens on my doortstep this morning.
Awesome! Cute kitties! Did you feed them
There were 7 kittens on my doortstep this morning. There were 7 kittens on my doortstep this morning.
Awesome! Cute kitties! Did you feed them
I sure did! I just don't know if I can care for 7 kitties!
There were 7 kittens on my doortstep this morning. There were 7 kittens on my doortstep this morning. Awesome! Cute kitties! Did you feed them
I sure did! I just don't know if I can care for 7 kitties!
Yeah. you can always take them to the shelter or post on FB if someone wants to adopt them!
Ive been with my wife for 10 years
We're celebrating our 10th anniversary this weekend
Wow. That's pretty amazing. So many people break up so easily.
Ive been with my wife for 10 years We're celebrating our 10th anniversary this weekend
Wow. That's pretty amazing. So many people break up so easily.
Yeah especially these days. I've never cheated on her once!
Ive been with my wife for 10 years We're celebrating our 10th anniversary this weekend Wow. That's pretty amazing. So many people break up so easily.
Yeah especially these days. I've never cheated on her once!
She's a lucky gal!
Ive been with my wife for 10 years We're celebrating our 10th anniversary this weekend Wow. That's pretty amazing. So many people break up so easily. Yeah especially these days. I've never cheated on her once!
She's a lucky gal!
I think I'm luckier! I don't know how I landed her!
I am so mad at what Andrew Cuomo said.
I am so mad at what Andrew Cuomo said.
These people are becoming so pathetic and out of touch with reality that logic and reasoning are becoming an aliens to them
I am so mad at what Andrew Cuomo said. I am so mad at what Andrew Cuomo said.
These people are becoming so pathetic and out of touch with reality that logic and reasoning are becoming an aliens to them
Who are these people you refer to?
I am so mad at what Andrew Cuomo said. I am so mad at what Andrew Cuomo said. These people are becoming so pathetic and out of touch with reality that logic and reasoning are becoming an aliens to them
Who are these people you refer to?
People at CNN and the whole liberal media who ignore the reality of the people's lives and try to project their own moral wonderland onto them
I have a big presentation to do about my progress on the project in front of the CEO of the company i work for. It is on Monday during team's weekly meeting and I am very nervous
This Monday, for our team's weekly meeting, i am expected to make a big presentation about my progress on the project in front of the CEO of the company I work for. I am very nervous and full of anxiety
You will do fine, just relax.
I have a big presentation to do about my progress on the project in front of the CEO of the company i work for. It is on Monday during team's weekly meeting and I am very nervous This Monday_comma_ for our team's weekly meeting_comma_ i am expected to make a big presentation about my progress on the project in front of the CEO of the company I work for. I am very nervous and full of anxiety
You will do fine, just relax.
These are just words. Everyone is saying them to me and I constantly hear them. But it just doesn't help. I can't just simply relax
I have a big presentation to do about my progress on the project in front of the CEO of the company i work for. It is on Monday during team's weekly meeting and I am very nervous This Monday_comma_ for our team's weekly meeting_comma_ i am expected to make a big presentation about my progress on the project in front of the CEO of the company I work for. I am very nervous and full of anxiety You will do fine_comma_ just relax.
These are just words. Everyone is saying them to me and I constantly hear them. But it just doesn't help. I can't just simply relax
Then be as prepared as you can.
I yelled at my dog to come inside. I feel so bad.
I yelled at my dog to come inside. I feel so bad.
Why do you feel bad?
I yelled at my dog to come inside. I feel so bad. I yelled at my dog to come inside. I feel so bad.
Why do you feel bad?
She didn't do anything wrong. I was venting out my impatience on her.
I yelled at my dog to come inside. I feel so bad. I yelled at my dog to come inside. I feel so bad. Why do you feel bad?
She didn't do anything wrong. I was venting out my impatience on her.
Oh. I'm sure she didn't mind it. Dogs seem to be a lot less sensitive than people.
I've been studying for my final math test all week. I feel so ready for it!
I've been studying for my final math test this whole week. Never felt so ready for it!
Very good! I bet your anticipating a good turn out!
I've been studying for my final math test all week. I feel so ready for it! I've been studying for my final math test this whole week. Never felt so ready for it!
Very good! I bet your anticipating a good turn out!
I am! This is the biggest one of the semester, so I really have to knock it out of the park!
I've been studying for my final math test all week. I feel so ready for it! I've been studying for my final math test this whole week. Never felt so ready for it! Very good! I bet your anticipating a good turn out!
I am! This is the biggest one of the semester, so I really have to knock it out of the park!
Well you prepared really well. I feel you will do well on this test!
I really am embarrassed I lied about my weight.
I really am embarrassed I lied about my weight.
Where did you lie? I'm on a new diet that I'm really happy with
I really am embarrassed I lied about my weight. I really am embarrassed I lied about my weight.
Where did you lie? I'm on a new diet that I'm really happy with
I lied cause I weight too much.