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I saw my sister after a long time. As soon as i saw her unknowingly i got tears in my eyes I saw my sister after a long time. Unknowingly i got tears in my eyes	I am sure they were happy tears. How long had it been?	They were happy tears. It was 7 long years
I saw my sister after a long time. As soon as i saw her unknowingly i got tears in my eyes I saw my sister after a long time. Unknowingly i got tears in my eyes I am sure they were happy tears. How long had it been?	They were happy tears. It was 7 long years	That is a long time. I am sure you have a lot of catching up to do
I was having a great day until someone rear ended my bumper on the way home	I was having a great day. That was until some jerk rear ended me on the way home.	omg. Driving skills are going down nowadays. You must very angry about it
I was having a great day until someone rear ended my bumper on the way home I was having a great day. That was until some jerk rear ended me on the way home.	omg. Driving skills are going down nowadays. You must very angry about it	I was not thrilled. The guy was on his phone at the time.
I was having a great day until someone rear ended my bumper on the way home I was having a great day. That was until some jerk rear ended me on the way home. omg. Driving skills are going down nowadays. You must very angry about it	I was not thrilled. The guy was on his phone at the time.	You should have chased him and must give your piece of mind
I was so mad when Beverly Hillbillies got canceled. It was my favorite show!	I was so gosh darn mad when my favorite show, the Beverly Hillbillies, got canceled!	Oh me TOO!!!! That and Hee Haw both! How did you cope?
I was so mad when Beverly Hillbillies got canceled. It was my favorite show! I was so gosh darn mad when my favorite show_comma_ the Beverly Hillbillies_comma_ got canceled!	Oh me TOO!!!! That and Hee Haw both! How did you cope?	I cope by eating 10 gallons of Ben and Jerry's and watching reruns. I've been doing that for the past 20 years!
I was so mad when Beverly Hillbillies got canceled. It was my favorite show! I was so gosh darn mad when my favorite show_comma_ the Beverly Hillbillies_comma_ got canceled! Oh me TOO!!!! That and Hee Haw both! How did you cope?	I cope by eating 10 gallons of Ben and Jerry's and watching reruns. I've been doing that for the past 20 years!	Oh man. So the cancellation of Beverly Hillbillies took a toll on your health?
Not sure if I want to ride the coasters!!	We're taking the kiddos to the amusement park this weekend	Oh wow! Sounds like a wonderful time. Which one you taking them to?
Not sure if I want to ride the coasters!! We're taking the kiddos to the amusement park this weekend	Oh wow! Sounds like a wonderful time. Which one you taking them to?	We're going to six flags. I'm not sure if I want to ride the coasters or not. I saw one time on Beverly Hillbillies that they can be dangerous
Not sure if I want to ride the coasters!! We're taking the kiddos to the amusement park this weekend Oh wow! Sounds like a wonderful time. Which one you taking them to?	We're going to six flags. I'm not sure if I want to ride the coasters or not. I saw one time on Beverly Hillbillies that they can be dangerous	Whatever they preach on Beverly Hillbillies is the law of nature. If they were afraid of coasters, I would be too. Tread lightly, friend.
Not sure if I want to ride the coasters!! We're taking the kiddos to the amusement park this weekend Oh wow! Sounds like a wonderful time. Which one you taking them to? We're going to six flags. I'm not sure if I want to ride the coasters or not. I saw one time on Beverly Hillbillies that they can be dangerous	Whatever they preach on Beverly Hillbillies is the law of nature. If they were afraid of coasters, I would be too. Tread lightly, friend.	Yeah that's what I thought too. I will take your advice.
I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. Can't wait for it!!	I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. I could not wait for the weekend to come	Nice! Where are you going to do it?
I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. Can't wait for it!! I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. I could not wait for the weekend to come	Nice! Where are you going to do it?	in gold coast. I think i will absolutely love it
I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. Can't wait for it!! I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. I could not wait for the weekend to come Nice! Where are you going to do it?	in gold coast. I think i will absolutely love it	I am sure you will too. When I did, I thought I was on top of a mountain! (but I really wasn't because I was plummeting towards the earth)
My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome the other day. I was so thankful.	My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome today.	Wow you must be so happy about it.
My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome the other day. I was so thankful. My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome today.	Wow you must be so happy about it.	I am! I don't know how that thing ran away, but the mischievous little scamp always manages to do it.
My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome the other day. I was so thankful. My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome today. Wow you must be so happy about it.	I am! I don't know how that thing ran away, but the mischievous little scamp always manages to do it.	Anyway, you got it now. I so happy for it. Next you need take a precaution
My son cheated on his math exam today. I've never felt so let down.	My son cheated on his math exam today. I've never felt so let down.	Oh no! I bet your disappointed in his actions!
My son cheated on his math exam today. I've never felt so let down. My son cheated on his math exam today. I've never felt so let down.	Oh no! I bet your disappointed in his actions!	I was indeed! He never does that and he is a straight A student. Needless to say, I've grounded him until he graduates in 4 years.
My son cheated on his math exam today. I've never felt so let down. My son cheated on his math exam today. I've never felt so let down. Oh no! I bet your disappointed in his actions!	I was indeed! He never does that and he is a straight A student. Needless to say, I've grounded him until he graduates in 4 years.	Im sorry about that. Im sure hes embarrassed about. I would be furious!
At the school honor roll program my niece was given a special recognition award for being such a good helper to her teacher. I thought my heart would burst, I was really feeling it.	At the school honor roll program my niece was given a special recognition award for being such a good helper to her teacher. I thought my heart would burst, I was really feeling it.	Good Job to her! I bet you were so proud of her!
At the school honor roll program my niece was given a special recognition award for being such a good helper to her teacher. I thought my heart would burst, I was really feeling it. At the school honor roll program my niece was given a special recognition award for being such a good helper to her teacher. I thought my heart would burst_comma_ I was really feeling it.	Good Job to her! I bet you were so proud of her!	She is such a good kid, I could not be happier.
At the school honor roll program my niece was given a special recognition award for being such a good helper to her teacher. I thought my heart would burst, I was really feeling it. At the school honor roll program my niece was given a special recognition award for being such a good helper to her teacher. I thought my heart would burst_comma_ I was really feeling it. Good Job to her! I bet you were so proud of her!	She is such a good kid, I could not be happier.	Thats so good.I bet your overjoyed about it
Something crashed behind my house	Oh man. I heard something crash behind my house.	That is never good. Did you go out and check on it?
Something crashed behind my house Oh man. I heard something crash behind my house.	That is never good. Did you go out and check on it?	I'm kind of afraid too! I think its the aliens coming for me.
Something crashed behind my house Oh man. I heard something crash behind my house. That is never good. Did you go out and check on it?	I'm kind of afraid too! I think its the aliens coming for me.	At least you will have a fun story to tell at parties.
Something crashed behind my house Oh man. I heard something crash behind my house. That is never good. Did you go out and check on it? I'm kind of afraid too! I think its the aliens coming for me.	At least you will have a fun story to tell at parties.	Yeah. wait.....something is knocking on my back door.......I guess I'll go check it out.......be right b...
I went skydiving for the first time recently. I almost could not make myself jump out of the plane	So I went skydiving for the first time the other day. I froze right before getting ready to jump.	Oh nice! Did you have fun? Did you finally jump?
I went skydiving for the first time recently. I almost could not make myself jump out of the plane So I went skydiving for the first time the other day. I froze right before getting ready to jump.	Oh nice! Did you have fun? Did you finally jump?	I did. Thankfully, I landed safely. Pretty sure I passed out a bit on the way down.
I went skydiving for the first time recently. I almost could not make myself jump out of the plane So I went skydiving for the first time the other day. I froze right before getting ready to jump. Oh nice! Did you have fun? Did you finally jump?	I did. Thankfully, I landed safely. Pretty sure I passed out a bit on the way down.	haha. I would've passed out and never woke up! Silly me!
My girlfriend got me a toad today! I was so shocked and happy!	My girlfriend got me a pet toad today!	Do you like toads?
My girlfriend got me a toad today! I was so shocked and happy! My girlfriend got me a pet toad today!	Do you like toads?	I do! I was so happy when I opened the box and that fat mofo jumped out!
My girlfriend got me a toad today! I was so shocked and happy! My girlfriend got me a pet toad today! Do you like toads?	I do! I was so happy when I opened the box and that fat mofo jumped out!	That was nice of your girlfriend, do you love her?
I really like the new paint job on my house.	I really like the new paint job on my house.	That's nice. What color did you paint it?
I really like the new paint job on my house. I really like the new paint job on my house.	That's nice. What color did you paint it?	I went with blue and yellow.
I really like the new paint job on my house. I really like the new paint job on my house. That's nice. What color did you paint it?	I went with blue and yellow.	Those are swell colors! I am sure they will bring any guests much joy and merriment.
I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me. I was so sad.	I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me.	That's disappointing. I'm glad that you didn't let that stop you, and that you still went out and had a good time!
I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me. I was so sad. I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me.	That's disappointing. I'm glad that you didn't let that stop you, and that you still went out and had a good time!	Oh, it was a dreadful time. I never felt so alone as they played Smash Mouth's "All Star".
I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me. I was so sad. I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me. That's disappointing. I'm glad that you didn't let that stop you_comma_ and that you still went out and had a good time!	Oh, it was a dreadful time. I never felt so alone as they played Smash Mouth's "All Star".	Why weren't your friends able to come?
I was walking on the road. I saw beggar and i did not help him	I was walking on the road. I saw a beggar and i didn't help him.	Wow, that's kinda mean
I was walking on the road. I saw beggar and i did not help him I was walking on the road. I saw a beggar and i didn't help him.	Wow, that's kinda mean	yeah i know. i was in a hurry and i am ashamed of myself!!
I was walking on the road. I saw beggar and i did not help him I was walking on the road. I saw a beggar and i didn't help him. Wow_comma_ that's kinda mean	yeah i know. i was in a hurry and i am ashamed of myself!!	You think he will be there next time so you can help him?
Eating someone's cake at work only to realize that there wasn't anymore left for them	I ate my co-worker's cake, which was in the fridge	haha, was that intentional to get revenge on him/her. or just that you were hungry?
Eating someone's cake at work only to realize that there wasn't anymore left for them I ate my co-worker's cake_comma_ which was in the fridge	haha, was that intentional to get revenge on him/her. or just that you were hungry?	I was hungry, I didn't' know it was his, and when he came back, there wasn't any cake remaining
Eating someone's cake at work only to realize that there wasn't anymore left for them I ate my co-worker's cake_comma_ which was in the fridge haha_comma_ was that intentional to get revenge on him/her. or just that you were hungry?	I was hungry, I didn't' know it was his, and when he came back, there wasn't any cake remaining	haha. Did you tell him about it?
Eating someone's cake at work only to realize that there wasn't anymore left for them I ate my co-worker's cake_comma_ which was in the fridge haha_comma_ was that intentional to get revenge on him/her. or just that you were hungry? I was hungry_comma_ I didn't' know it was his_comma_ and when he came back_comma_ there wasn't any cake remaining	haha. Did you tell him about it?	No, he doesn't knows
I was able to pull up on the internet pictures from where I lived as a kid. I felt like I was right back there.	I was able to pull up on the internet pictures from where I lived as a kid. I felt like I was right back there.	Very nice. I bet you were full of joy to see them.
I was able to pull up on the internet pictures from where I lived as a kid. I felt like I was right back there. I was able to pull up on the internet pictures from where I lived as a kid. I felt like I was right back there.	Very nice. I bet you were full of joy to see them.	It brought back so many memories.
I was able to pull up on the internet pictures from where I lived as a kid. I felt like I was right back there. I was able to pull up on the internet pictures from where I lived as a kid. I felt like I was right back there. Very nice. I bet you were full of joy to see them.	It brought back so many memories.	I bet they are very sentimental to you. Being able to remember those days must feel good
My little cousin gifted me for my birthday. I was so happy. He spent for me from his savings	My little cousin gifted me for my birthday	Very sweet of him. Did he surprise you?
My little cousin gifted me for my birthday. I was so happy. He spent for me from his savings My little cousin gifted me for my birthday	Very sweet of him. Did he surprise you?	Yeah definitely. it was very pleasant one at that. he earned that money while doing chores at home
My little cousin gifted me for my birthday. I was so happy. He spent for me from his savings My little cousin gifted me for my birthday Very sweet of him. Did he surprise you?	Yeah definitely. it was very pleasant one at that. he earned that money while doing chores at home	Nice! Hes a sweet kid. I bet that brought you joy as well.
I am happy with my current employer. Even though am getting a new job offer.	I am happy with my current employer. even though am getting a new jon offers	That is good, maybe you can get a raise.
I am happy with my current employer. Even though am getting a new job offer. I am happy with my current employer. even though am getting a new jon offers	That is good, maybe you can get a raise.	Yeah feel like it. I very content with the current one as well
I am happy with my current employer. Even though am getting a new job offer. I am happy with my current employer. even though am getting a new jon offers That is good_comma_ maybe you can get a raise.	Yeah feel like it. I very content with the current one as well	Will you work there forever?
I am so mad my flight got canceled.	I am so mad my flight got canceled.	Ah that sucks, you were going for any business meeting?
I am so mad my flight got canceled. I am so mad my flight got canceled.	Ah that sucks, you were going for any business meeting?	Yes and it was an important one.
I am so mad my flight got canceled. I am so mad my flight got canceled. Ah that sucks_comma_ you were going for any business meeting?	Yes and it was an important one.	i hope you didn't lose that client
I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will loose my home	I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will lose my home	Oh wow, that's not good at all
I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will loose my home I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will lose my home	Oh wow, that's not good at all	I know. i lost my job due to automation in the company.
I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will loose my home I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will lose my home Oh wow_comma_ that's not good at all	I know. i lost my job due to automation in the company.	Yeah, that sounds no good, what will you do now?
Last week when my first daughter was born after a complicated pregnancy and almost having her being born in the car	Last week my daughter was born	wow, you must have been out of this world
Last week when my first daughter was born after a complicated pregnancy and almost having her being born in the car Last week my daughter was born	wow, you must have been out of this world	I was, I still feel happy, specially because of the hardships of the pregnancy
Last week when my first daughter was born after a complicated pregnancy and almost having her being born in the car Last week my daughter was born wow_comma_ you must have been out of this world	I was, I still feel happy, specially because of the hardships of the pregnancy	Only woman knows the hardship and endurance of pregnancy. I am happy for you
Last week when my first daughter was born after a complicated pregnancy and almost having her being born in the car Last week my daughter was born wow_comma_ you must have been out of this world I was_comma_ I still feel happy_comma_ specially because of the hardships of the pregnancy	Only woman knows the hardship and endurance of pregnancy. I am happy for you	Thanks
I found my old diary in basement. It brought back lot of memories	I found my old diary in the basement. It brought lot of memories	How nostalgic! Was there anything in there that surprised you?
I found my old diary in basement. It brought back lot of memories I found my old diary in the basement. It brought lot of memories	How nostalgic! Was there anything in there that surprised you?	my first love letter which i received. I have read that 5 times again lol
I found my old diary in basement. It brought back lot of memories I found my old diary in the basement. It brought lot of memories How nostalgic! Was there anything in there that surprised you?	my first love letter which i received. I have read that 5 times again lol	That's so cute. How old were you?
I'm not ready for the long 9 hour drive.	Boy this weekend is going to be hell	What is going on this weekend?
I'm not ready for the long 9 hour drive. Boy this weekend is going to be hell	What is going on this weekend?	I have a long drive planned. About 9 hours. I hate long drives :/
I'm not ready for the long 9 hour drive. Boy this weekend is going to be hell What is going on this weekend?	I have a long drive planned. About 9 hours. I hate long drives :/	Are you driving with anyone?
I'm not ready for the long 9 hour drive. Boy this weekend is going to be hell What is going on this weekend? I have a long drive planned. About 9 hours. I hate long drives :/	Are you driving with anyone?	Yeah my family. We're going to the beach.
I am so mad that I forgot my money at home.	I am so mad that I forgot my money at home.	Uh oh. Better go back and get it!
I am so mad that I forgot my money at home. I am so mad that I forgot my money at home.	Uh oh. Better go back and get it!	Yes but its a long drive.
I am so mad that I forgot my money at home. I am so mad that I forgot my money at home. Uh oh. Better go back and get it!	Yes but its a long drive.	Oh dang. Thats awful. Maybe someone will let you borrow some?
I really am mad at my brother.	I am really mad at my brother.	Oh yeah? Why is that?
I really am mad at my brother. I am really mad at my brother.	Oh yeah? Why is that?	He stole some money from me.
I really am mad at my brother. I am really mad at my brother. Oh yeah? Why is that?	He stole some money from me.	That's awful. Did you confront him?
I have a hot date this weekend!	I have a hot date this weekend.	Is it your first date with her?
I have a hot date this weekend! I have a hot date this weekend.	Is it your first date with her?	Yes it will be
I have a hot date this weekend! I have a hot date this weekend. Is it your first date with her?	Yes it will be	Where are you taking her?
I have a hot date this weekend! I have a hot date this weekend. Is it your first date with her? Yes it will be	Where are you taking her?	I am taking to a movie and the Olive Garden.
I know I will get my bonus this quarter.	I know I will get my bonus this quarter.	That's exciting! What do you plan to do with it?
I know I will get my bonus this quarter. I know I will get my bonus this quarter.	That's exciting! What do you plan to do with it?	I plan to go on a vacation.
I know I will get my bonus this quarter. I know I will get my bonus this quarter. That's exciting! What do you plan to do with it?	I plan to go on a vacation.	Wonderful! Where are you going to go?
I am so ready for Thursday.	I am so ready for Thursday.	Are you looking forward to an event happening then?
I am so ready for Thursday. I am so ready for Thursday.	Are you looking forward to an event happening then?	Yes, it is a big party.
I am so ready for Thursday. I am so ready for Thursday. Are you looking forward to an event happening then?	Yes, it is a big party.	Awesome! That should be a lot of fun!
I really appreciate my wife. I know I can depend on her for anything, which is comforting.	I really love my wife so much!	That is great, how long have you been married?
I really appreciate my wife. I know I can depend on her for anything, which is comforting. I really love my wife so much!	That is great, how long have you been married?	For about ten years now! I know I can depend on her for anything, so I appreciate that so much.
I really appreciate my wife. I know I can depend on her for anything, which is comforting. I really love my wife so much! That is great_comma_ how long have you been married?	For about ten years now! I know I can depend on her for anything, so I appreciate that so much.	That must be a good feeling.
I am ok with coming in third in my race.	I am ok with coming in third in my race.	Third is very good! What kind of race?
I am ok with coming in third in my race. I am ok with coming in third in my race.	Third is very good! What kind of race?	It was a marathon.
I am ok with coming in third in my race. I am ok with coming in third in my race. Third is very good! What kind of race?	It was a marathon.	Oh wow! Do you do a lot of marathons?
I was the one who stole the camera from the studio.	I was the one who stole the camera from the studio.	Hey you should give that back
I was the one who stole the camera from the studio. I was the one who stole the camera from the studio.	Hey you should give that back	Yes but I sold it already.
I was the one who stole the camera from the studio. I was the one who stole the camera from the studio. Hey you should give that back	Yes but I sold it already.	Hey you should give the money back
Aliens landed in my back yard	Something weird just happened	What happened?
Aliens landed in my back yard Something weird just happened	What happened?	I was sitting here playing games and heard a loud crash in my backyard. I went out to look and it was the aliens!!! Did not expect that!

I saw my sister after a long time. As soon as i saw her unknowingly i got tears in my eyes I saw my sister after a long time. Unknowingly i got tears in my eyes

I am sure they were happy tears. How long had it been?

They were happy tears. It was 7 long years

I saw my sister after a long time. As soon as i saw her unknowingly i got tears in my eyes I saw my sister after a long time. Unknowingly i got tears in my eyes I am sure they were happy tears. How long had it been?

They were happy tears. It was 7 long years

That is a long time. I am sure you have a lot of catching up to do

I was having a great day until someone rear ended my bumper on the way home

I was having a great day. That was until some jerk rear ended me on the way home.

omg. Driving skills are going down nowadays. You must very angry about it

I was having a great day until someone rear ended my bumper on the way home I was having a great day. That was until some jerk rear ended me on the way home.

omg. Driving skills are going down nowadays. You must very angry about it

I was not thrilled. The guy was on his phone at the time.

I was having a great day until someone rear ended my bumper on the way home I was having a great day. That was until some jerk rear ended me on the way home. omg. Driving skills are going down nowadays. You must very angry about it

I was not thrilled. The guy was on his phone at the time.

You should have chased him and must give your piece of mind

I was so mad when Beverly Hillbillies got canceled. It was my favorite show!

I was so gosh darn mad when my favorite show, the Beverly Hillbillies, got canceled!

Oh me TOO!!!! That and Hee Haw both! How did you cope?

I was so mad when Beverly Hillbillies got canceled. It was my favorite show! I was so gosh darn mad when my favorite show_comma_ the Beverly Hillbillies_comma_ got canceled!

Oh me TOO!!!! That and Hee Haw both! How did you cope?

I cope by eating 10 gallons of Ben and Jerry's and watching reruns. I've been doing that for the past 20 years!

I was so mad when Beverly Hillbillies got canceled. It was my favorite show! I was so gosh darn mad when my favorite show_comma_ the Beverly Hillbillies_comma_ got canceled! Oh me TOO!!!! That and Hee Haw both! How did you cope?

I cope by eating 10 gallons of Ben and Jerry's and watching reruns. I've been doing that for the past 20 years!

Oh man. So the cancellation of Beverly Hillbillies took a toll on your health?

Not sure if I want to ride the coasters!!

We're taking the kiddos to the amusement park this weekend

Oh wow! Sounds like a wonderful time. Which one you taking them to?

Not sure if I want to ride the coasters!! We're taking the kiddos to the amusement park this weekend

Oh wow! Sounds like a wonderful time. Which one you taking them to?

We're going to six flags. I'm not sure if I want to ride the coasters or not. I saw one time on Beverly Hillbillies that they can be dangerous

Not sure if I want to ride the coasters!! We're taking the kiddos to the amusement park this weekend Oh wow! Sounds like a wonderful time. Which one you taking them to?

We're going to six flags. I'm not sure if I want to ride the coasters or not. I saw one time on Beverly Hillbillies that they can be dangerous

Whatever they preach on Beverly Hillbillies is the law of nature. If they were afraid of coasters, I would be too. Tread lightly, friend.

Not sure if I want to ride the coasters!! We're taking the kiddos to the amusement park this weekend Oh wow! Sounds like a wonderful time. Which one you taking them to? We're going to six flags. I'm not sure if I want to ride the coasters or not. I saw one time on Beverly Hillbillies that they can be dangerous

Whatever they preach on Beverly Hillbillies is the law of nature. If they were afraid of coasters, I would be too. Tread lightly, friend.

Yeah that's what I thought too. I will take your advice.

I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. Can't wait for it!!

I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. I could not wait for the weekend to come

Nice! Where are you going to do it?

I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. Can't wait for it!! I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. I could not wait for the weekend to come

Nice! Where are you going to do it?

in gold coast. I think i will absolutely love it

I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. Can't wait for it!! I am going to bungee jumping this weekend. I could not wait for the weekend to come Nice! Where are you going to do it?

in gold coast. I think i will absolutely love it

I am sure you will too. When I did, I thought I was on top of a mountain! (but I really wasn't because I was plummeting towards the earth)

My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome the other day. I was so thankful.

My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome today.

Wow you must be so happy about it.

My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome the other day. I was so thankful. My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome today.

Wow you must be so happy about it.

I am! I don't know how that thing ran away, but the mischievous little scamp always manages to do it.

My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome the other day. I was so thankful. My neighbor returned my treasured lawn gnome today. Wow you must be so happy about it.

I am! I don't know how that thing ran away, but the mischievous little scamp always manages to do it.

Anyway, you got it now. I so happy for it. Next you need take a precaution

My son cheated on his math exam today. I've never felt so let down.

Oh no! I bet your disappointed in his actions!

My son cheated on his math exam today. I've never felt so let down. My son cheated on his math exam today. I've never felt so let down.

Oh no! I bet your disappointed in his actions!

I was indeed! He never does that and he is a straight A student. Needless to say, I've grounded him until he graduates in 4 years.

My son cheated on his math exam today. I've never felt so let down. My son cheated on his math exam today. I've never felt so let down. Oh no! I bet your disappointed in his actions!

I was indeed! He never does that and he is a straight A student. Needless to say, I've grounded him until he graduates in 4 years.

Im sorry about that. Im sure hes embarrassed about. I would be furious!

At the school honor roll program my niece was given a special recognition award for being such a good helper to her teacher. I thought my heart would burst, I was really feeling it.

Good Job to her! I bet you were so proud of her!

At the school honor roll program my niece was given a special recognition award for being such a good helper to her teacher. I thought my heart would burst, I was really feeling it. At the school honor roll program my niece was given a special recognition award for being such a good helper to her teacher. I thought my heart would burst_comma_ I was really feeling it.

Good Job to her! I bet you were so proud of her!

She is such a good kid, I could not be happier.

At the school honor roll program my niece was given a special recognition award for being such a good helper to her teacher. I thought my heart would burst, I was really feeling it. At the school honor roll program my niece was given a special recognition award for being such a good helper to her teacher. I thought my heart would burst_comma_ I was really feeling it. Good Job to her! I bet you were so proud of her!

She is such a good kid, I could not be happier.

Thats so good.I bet your overjoyed about it

Something crashed behind my house

Oh man. I heard something crash behind my house.

That is never good. Did you go out and check on it?

Something crashed behind my house Oh man. I heard something crash behind my house.

That is never good. Did you go out and check on it?

I'm kind of afraid too! I think its the aliens coming for me.

Something crashed behind my house Oh man. I heard something crash behind my house. That is never good. Did you go out and check on it?

I'm kind of afraid too! I think its the aliens coming for me.

At least you will have a fun story to tell at parties.

Something crashed behind my house Oh man. I heard something crash behind my house. That is never good. Did you go out and check on it? I'm kind of afraid too! I think its the aliens coming for me.

At least you will have a fun story to tell at parties.

Yeah. wait.....something is knocking on my back door.......I guess I'll go check it out.......be right b...

I went skydiving for the first time recently. I almost could not make myself jump out of the plane

So I went skydiving for the first time the other day. I froze right before getting ready to jump.

Oh nice! Did you have fun? Did you finally jump?

I went skydiving for the first time recently. I almost could not make myself jump out of the plane So I went skydiving for the first time the other day. I froze right before getting ready to jump.

Oh nice! Did you have fun? Did you finally jump?

I did. Thankfully, I landed safely. Pretty sure I passed out a bit on the way down.

I went skydiving for the first time recently. I almost could not make myself jump out of the plane So I went skydiving for the first time the other day. I froze right before getting ready to jump. Oh nice! Did you have fun? Did you finally jump?

I did. Thankfully, I landed safely. Pretty sure I passed out a bit on the way down.

haha. I would've passed out and never woke up! Silly me!

My girlfriend got me a toad today! I was so shocked and happy!

My girlfriend got me a pet toad today!

Do you like toads?

My girlfriend got me a toad today! I was so shocked and happy! My girlfriend got me a pet toad today!

Do you like toads?

I do! I was so happy when I opened the box and that fat mofo jumped out!

My girlfriend got me a toad today! I was so shocked and happy! My girlfriend got me a pet toad today! Do you like toads?

I do! I was so happy when I opened the box and that fat mofo jumped out!

That was nice of your girlfriend, do you love her?

I really like the new paint job on my house.

That's nice. What color did you paint it?

I really like the new paint job on my house. I really like the new paint job on my house.

That's nice. What color did you paint it?

I went with blue and yellow.

I really like the new paint job on my house. I really like the new paint job on my house. That's nice. What color did you paint it?

I went with blue and yellow.

Those are swell colors! I am sure they will bring any guests much joy and merriment.

I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me. I was so sad.

I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me.

That's disappointing. I'm glad that you didn't let that stop you, and that you still went out and had a good time!

I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me. I was so sad. I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me.

That's disappointing. I'm glad that you didn't let that stop you, and that you still went out and had a good time!

Oh, it was a dreadful time. I never felt so alone as they played Smash Mouth's "All Star".

I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me. I was so sad. I went to the skating rink all by myself today because my friends ditched me. That's disappointing. I'm glad that you didn't let that stop you_comma_ and that you still went out and had a good time!

Oh, it was a dreadful time. I never felt so alone as they played Smash Mouth's "All Star".

Why weren't your friends able to come?

I was walking on the road. I saw beggar and i did not help him

I was walking on the road. I saw a beggar and i didn't help him.

Wow, that's kinda mean

I was walking on the road. I saw beggar and i did not help him I was walking on the road. I saw a beggar and i didn't help him.

Wow, that's kinda mean

yeah i know. i was in a hurry and i am ashamed of myself!!

I was walking on the road. I saw beggar and i did not help him I was walking on the road. I saw a beggar and i didn't help him. Wow_comma_ that's kinda mean

yeah i know. i was in a hurry and i am ashamed of myself!!

You think he will be there next time so you can help him?

Eating someone's cake at work only to realize that there wasn't anymore left for them

I ate my co-worker's cake, which was in the fridge

haha, was that intentional to get revenge on him/her. or just that you were hungry?

Eating someone's cake at work only to realize that there wasn't anymore left for them I ate my co-worker's cake_comma_ which was in the fridge

haha, was that intentional to get revenge on him/her. or just that you were hungry?

I was hungry, I didn't' know it was his, and when he came back, there wasn't any cake remaining

Eating someone's cake at work only to realize that there wasn't anymore left for them I ate my co-worker's cake_comma_ which was in the fridge haha_comma_ was that intentional to get revenge on him/her. or just that you were hungry?

I was hungry, I didn't' know it was his, and when he came back, there wasn't any cake remaining

haha. Did you tell him about it?

Eating someone's cake at work only to realize that there wasn't anymore left for them I ate my co-worker's cake_comma_ which was in the fridge haha_comma_ was that intentional to get revenge on him/her. or just that you were hungry? I was hungry_comma_ I didn't' know it was his_comma_ and when he came back_comma_ there wasn't any cake remaining

haha. Did you tell him about it?

No, he doesn't knows

I was able to pull up on the internet pictures from where I lived as a kid. I felt like I was right back there.

Very nice. I bet you were full of joy to see them.

I was able to pull up on the internet pictures from where I lived as a kid. I felt like I was right back there. I was able to pull up on the internet pictures from where I lived as a kid. I felt like I was right back there.

Very nice. I bet you were full of joy to see them.

It brought back so many memories.

I was able to pull up on the internet pictures from where I lived as a kid. I felt like I was right back there. I was able to pull up on the internet pictures from where I lived as a kid. I felt like I was right back there. Very nice. I bet you were full of joy to see them.

It brought back so many memories.

I bet they are very sentimental to you. Being able to remember those days must feel good

My little cousin gifted me for my birthday. I was so happy. He spent for me from his savings

My little cousin gifted me for my birthday

Very sweet of him. Did he surprise you?

My little cousin gifted me for my birthday. I was so happy. He spent for me from his savings My little cousin gifted me for my birthday

Very sweet of him. Did he surprise you?

Yeah definitely. it was very pleasant one at that. he earned that money while doing chores at home

My little cousin gifted me for my birthday. I was so happy. He spent for me from his savings My little cousin gifted me for my birthday Very sweet of him. Did he surprise you?

Yeah definitely. it was very pleasant one at that. he earned that money while doing chores at home

Nice! Hes a sweet kid. I bet that brought you joy as well.

I am happy with my current employer. Even though am getting a new job offer.

I am happy with my current employer. even though am getting a new jon offers

That is good, maybe you can get a raise.

I am happy with my current employer. Even though am getting a new job offer. I am happy with my current employer. even though am getting a new jon offers

That is good, maybe you can get a raise.

Yeah feel like it. I very content with the current one as well

I am happy with my current employer. Even though am getting a new job offer. I am happy with my current employer. even though am getting a new jon offers That is good_comma_ maybe you can get a raise.

Yeah feel like it. I very content with the current one as well

Will you work there forever?

I am so mad my flight got canceled.

Ah that sucks, you were going for any business meeting?

I am so mad my flight got canceled. I am so mad my flight got canceled.

Ah that sucks, you were going for any business meeting?

Yes and it was an important one.

I am so mad my flight got canceled. I am so mad my flight got canceled. Ah that sucks_comma_ you were going for any business meeting?

Yes and it was an important one.

i hope you didn't lose that client

I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will loose my home

I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will lose my home

Oh wow, that's not good at all

I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will loose my home I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will lose my home

Oh wow, that's not good at all

I know. i lost my job due to automation in the company.

I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will loose my home I am not able to pay for my mortgage. I think i will lose my home Oh wow_comma_ that's not good at all

I know. i lost my job due to automation in the company.

Yeah, that sounds no good, what will you do now?

Last week when my first daughter was born after a complicated pregnancy and almost having her being born in the car

Last week my daughter was born

wow, you must have been out of this world

Last week when my first daughter was born after a complicated pregnancy and almost having her being born in the car Last week my daughter was born

wow, you must have been out of this world

I was, I still feel happy, specially because of the hardships of the pregnancy

Last week when my first daughter was born after a complicated pregnancy and almost having her being born in the car Last week my daughter was born wow_comma_ you must have been out of this world

I was, I still feel happy, specially because of the hardships of the pregnancy

Only woman knows the hardship and endurance of pregnancy. I am happy for you

Last week when my first daughter was born after a complicated pregnancy and almost having her being born in the car Last week my daughter was born wow_comma_ you must have been out of this world I was_comma_ I still feel happy_comma_ specially because of the hardships of the pregnancy

Only woman knows the hardship and endurance of pregnancy. I am happy for you

Thanks

I found my old diary in basement. It brought back lot of memories

I found my old diary in the basement. It brought lot of memories

How nostalgic! Was there anything in there that surprised you?

I found my old diary in basement. It brought back lot of memories I found my old diary in the basement. It brought lot of memories

How nostalgic! Was there anything in there that surprised you?

my first love letter which i received. I have read that 5 times again lol

I found my old diary in basement. It brought back lot of memories I found my old diary in the basement. It brought lot of memories How nostalgic! Was there anything in there that surprised you?

my first love letter which i received. I have read that 5 times again lol

That's so cute. How old were you?

I'm not ready for the long 9 hour drive.

Boy this weekend is going to be hell

What is going on this weekend?

I'm not ready for the long 9 hour drive. Boy this weekend is going to be hell

What is going on this weekend?

I have a long drive planned. About 9 hours. I hate long drives :/

I'm not ready for the long 9 hour drive. Boy this weekend is going to be hell What is going on this weekend?

I have a long drive planned. About 9 hours. I hate long drives :/

Are you driving with anyone?

I'm not ready for the long 9 hour drive. Boy this weekend is going to be hell What is going on this weekend? I have a long drive planned. About 9 hours. I hate long drives :/

Are you driving with anyone?

Yeah my family. We're going to the beach.

I am so mad that I forgot my money at home.

Uh oh. Better go back and get it!

I am so mad that I forgot my money at home. I am so mad that I forgot my money at home.

Uh oh. Better go back and get it!

Yes but its a long drive.

I am so mad that I forgot my money at home. I am so mad that I forgot my money at home. Uh oh. Better go back and get it!

Yes but its a long drive.

Oh dang. Thats awful. Maybe someone will let you borrow some?

I really am mad at my brother.

I am really mad at my brother.

Oh yeah? Why is that?

I really am mad at my brother. I am really mad at my brother.

Oh yeah? Why is that?

He stole some money from me.

I really am mad at my brother. I am really mad at my brother. Oh yeah? Why is that?

He stole some money from me.

That's awful. Did you confront him?

I have a hot date this weekend!

I have a hot date this weekend.

Is it your first date with her?

I have a hot date this weekend! I have a hot date this weekend.

Is it your first date with her?

Yes it will be

I have a hot date this weekend! I have a hot date this weekend. Is it your first date with her?

Yes it will be

Where are you taking her?

I have a hot date this weekend! I have a hot date this weekend. Is it your first date with her? Yes it will be

Where are you taking her?

I am taking to a movie and the Olive Garden.

I know I will get my bonus this quarter.

That's exciting! What do you plan to do with it?

I know I will get my bonus this quarter. I know I will get my bonus this quarter.

That's exciting! What do you plan to do with it?

I plan to go on a vacation.

I know I will get my bonus this quarter. I know I will get my bonus this quarter. That's exciting! What do you plan to do with it?

I plan to go on a vacation.

Wonderful! Where are you going to go?

I am so ready for Thursday.

Are you looking forward to an event happening then?

I am so ready for Thursday. I am so ready for Thursday.

Are you looking forward to an event happening then?

Yes, it is a big party.

I am so ready for Thursday. I am so ready for Thursday. Are you looking forward to an event happening then?

Yes, it is a big party.

Awesome! That should be a lot of fun!

I really appreciate my wife. I know I can depend on her for anything, which is comforting.

I really love my wife so much!

That is great, how long have you been married?

I really appreciate my wife. I know I can depend on her for anything, which is comforting. I really love my wife so much!

That is great, how long have you been married?

For about ten years now! I know I can depend on her for anything, so I appreciate that so much.

I really appreciate my wife. I know I can depend on her for anything, which is comforting. I really love my wife so much! That is great_comma_ how long have you been married?

For about ten years now! I know I can depend on her for anything, so I appreciate that so much.

That must be a good feeling.

I am ok with coming in third in my race.

Third is very good! What kind of race?

I am ok with coming in third in my race. I am ok with coming in third in my race.

Third is very good! What kind of race?

It was a marathon.

I am ok with coming in third in my race. I am ok with coming in third in my race. Third is very good! What kind of race?

It was a marathon.

Oh wow! Do you do a lot of marathons?

I was the one who stole the camera from the studio.

Hey you should give that back

I was the one who stole the camera from the studio. I was the one who stole the camera from the studio.

Hey you should give that back

Yes but I sold it already.

I was the one who stole the camera from the studio. I was the one who stole the camera from the studio. Hey you should give that back

Yes but I sold it already.

Hey you should give the money back

Aliens landed in my back yard

Something weird just happened

What happened?

Aliens landed in my back yard Something weird just happened

What happened?

I was sitting here playing games and heard a loud crash in my backyard. I went out to look and it was the aliens!!! Did not expect that!