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[ { "role": "user", "content": "Deborah Haynes from Sky News. Mark Rutter, the NATO chief. Who is your friend? He called you Daddy earlier. Do you regard your NATO allies as kind of children?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No, he likes me. I think he likes me. If he doesn't, I'll let you k...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Do you regard your NATO allies, though, as kind of like children? And they're obviously listening to you and they're spending more and you're obviously appreciative of that, but do you hope that actually they're going to be able to defend themselves, defend Europe on their own ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And I think they said 275 million wow. Hits or. That's a lot of people. That was a." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "It's a nation. Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But it's a whole new. Different way of." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Can I ask you. Getting the word out about Elon, specifically. Is he your favorite African American." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Piece of work? Okay. You know, he's a great guy." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "With. I mean, he's obviously a brilliant guy." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I mean, when I saw the rocket engine engines come back, I said, what is that? Like a couple of years ago? You know, I've seen rockets go up and then they crash into the water. And I see the. The engines are coming back an...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "It's unbelievable." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They're landing and. And they land on a raft in the middle of the ocean someplace with a little dot, and they land right on the top of the spot." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "And my wife can't parallel park." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I know most people can't. But. But no, he's great. But he's got a great heart. He was with me, as you know, on the other night." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And he's picked aside a lot of people, don't want to pick a set. I have a lot of people that are big supporters of me." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "There's a cost." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "There's a cost. Yeah, there is a cost, but there's also a liability. I mean, you know, some people. I respect it a lot. When this guy was up there doing jumping jacks. You gotta vote for Trump. You gotta vote." ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Quite African." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "He's in good shape. I looked. I'm looking at his waist. I'm saying, wait a minute, does he work out or something? But he's. He is. He really. And he had. He had a great time. And, you know, he's. He's not out tha...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And they live. And they had incredible doctors. Some of those country doctors are better than the big doctors that we spend a lot of money on, and they don't do as good. I will tell you right now, we don't want to knock a...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay, so you're going back into this place where, you know, there was this assassination event. They hit you headshot, you survive." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah. It was not a good feeling. Yeah." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah. Are ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Several." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And. And I had no guitar. You know, if you have a guitar, it's easy. Yeah, I have guitar. I do have that. They like me very much. But. But I don't have a guitar." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah, you ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Some people know it's right to do, and I'm not just talking about endorsements and all, but they don't want to do things because they're." }, { "role": "user", "content": "They don't want it to cost." }, {...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay, opening line. When you walk out there, I mean, I was. I was wondering what you were going to say. And as a comedian, there's. You can seize the moment." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah. And he was a hell of a comedian, by the way." }, { "rol...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You know, I see the video and you go up there and you go. As I was saying." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Right." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Crowd goes berserk or what?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They went. I would say, crazy." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah. Yeah. And I was experienced." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I'll tell you how, you know, you have this as a comedian or even as a. Not as a comedian. Just when you make a speech, you make some very serious statement." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "So we're at a very serious and somber thing because we're celebrating a life that is no longer with us. And I wasn't sure whether or not that thing. I had it in my mind for a long time. Once I said, I'm going back, which ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And you Know, when I went down, it was sort of like embarrassed. I said, I went down in front of all these people, you know, that was my first thing I said. I don't want to be embarrassed." }, { "role": "user", ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "But also you came back up with a fist, right?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That's one of the hardest pictures. But I was also." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Did you hear them say he's down? Or were you just saying when I." }, { "rol...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Guys, I got some stand up shows coming up for the Life Tour. These are the remaining shows of the Life Tour. This weekend will be in Minneapolis and Milwaukee. We are going to Denver the following week. We have added a third show there. Also going to Cincinnati that weekend we ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wow." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "He said you should immediately go out and buy a lotto ticket. Can you imagine? He's telling me to buy a lotto ticket. There's blood all over the place. And he said I've never, he said I've been doing this for 25 years. I s...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wow." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Because it's just, you know, just whacked. Whacked it. But it was something that was, you know, relatively, relatively not so bad compared to what could have happened. So I feel very lucky. It was an amazing experience. A ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Feel like increase in your spirituality after something." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Well maybe especially when I'm. I'm hearing from people that do shoot and, and are good at it that it was almost impossible to miss from you know like a one foot putt is....
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And here I am, we're doing this wonderful interview with four geniuses that are hot as pistols right here on this guy. Likewise. Pretty good stuff you got. So anyway, so but here we are." }, { "role": "user", ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It's nice to intersperse it. But I'll give you something. So first of all I have great respect for the Secret Service and the guys that were with me. I went down and I did a good job going down because those bullets were ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Stay on the breaking news." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Stay on the breaking news. So here's the breaking. So you have this shooter and you have another shooter. Right. So this shooter had three or so cell phones. The FBI has never gotten them opened." }...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But I want to stop all the killing and all this and, and I was rough on Iran and they supposedly have a hit on me. In fact, I think it takes great courage for you people to be interviewing me because it could be now, you ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Go see my daughter." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They have three apps and foreign based. Two of them, maybe three of them are foreign based. They haven't opened them yet. Why wouldn't you open them? When you hear about Iran or when you hear about, you know...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And then they say, oh, let's. This is like with Dana White, a fighter. So you're fighting and the one guy's getting killed, and they say, oh, that's okay. Let's put in another fight to finish it off." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You're fighting to say, hey, wait a minute, I have a brand new fighter in here." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "WWE." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I spent $150 million on beating Biden. And then all of a sudden I hear that they're going to overthrow him. It was a. It was a coup. I mean, it really was. But I would like them to. To open up these apps and find out what'...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "There was that San Bernardino shooter that they hacked. The FBI was able to hack into the phone. Apple didn't give it up, but they were." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "There are some people in the world, very few that can, that have an ability to sometimes b...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It's an amazing thing when you think that with all the genius, you almost can't do it. But Apple has a key. And the key is, I mean, it just. They can do it immediately, but they don't do it. And they don't do it and that'...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Former president, all that, I think the rules have to go out and they have to open those things and they have to find out. In terms of national security would say you have to either punish Apple or you have to get somebod...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "He did." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But I don't get questions like that. Did you ever hear of the show Deface, ladies and gentlemen? It's Donald Trump on Deface to Nation. It's called Face to Nation. They hate. No, they spend. They spend millions of dolla...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Or Meet the Fake Press. You're good at this. I say Meet the fake press." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And they spend all this money and then I say it once and it goes to millions of people. Yeah. But no, they are fake. But some of these questions. Some of these questions are much better. Well, thank you. I appreciate that...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Almost as your second best." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You almost charmed us out of it trying to get out of it. All right, fair enough. Well, look, if you look at assassinations or attempts, first of all, you realize I'm in a very dangerous business." ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yep." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Bull riders, I think that's pretty dangerous, right?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I don't know much about it, but I think it's. I wouldn't want to be on one of those suckers." }, { "role": "user", "content": "No." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I see them flying off in th...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And other things. It's never much more than that. That's sort of maxed out, I think, you know." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Race car drivers, bull runners, I think that's pretty much tough. UFC fighters, it's none. You know, I don't think anyone's ever." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Actually not in ufc, in MMA or boxing, maybe it was those tragic events." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Amazingly, boxers die a lot, but UFC Danish tells me it's a safe sport. I say, to me it's much rougher, but, you know, it's pretty amazing. They've never....
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Way higher than we realize." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You look at Lincoln and Kennedy and this and that." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Attempts." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Reagan, McKinley." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yep." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Garfield. You look at a lot of people. I'm in a very dangerous, Dangerous business. Profession. Yeah, I call it a profession. Yes, dangerous profession." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I like that." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I'm sitting with you guys. You have a very nice, safe life. Me. So, no, if you said 5%, I." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Think he called a soft." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No, but think of that. Yeah, but think of it. 5%. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot." }, { "role": "user", "content": "And yeah, I think even the attempts is something like 25% is getting into...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yes. Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And so it's one of those things I was saying before, though, that, you know, I do a thing called the weave, and there are those that are fair, that say, this guy is so genius. And then others would say, oh, he ramble...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You could go all the way over here and then get." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Go so far here or there, and I can come back to exactly where I Started now, someday, when you don't come back to where you started, you're Biden. No, but the weave is the way wh...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "This is a weave." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "There's a weave. Good name. I'm not sure that's another name. We had fake news. We came up with lots of names. Ye. But the weave is. I think we should make the weave a part of that stable. Yeah." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "You really weed, right? Answering my question twice. So I don't even want to know the answer anymore. Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Let'S weave back to his question. This is where it started, so we'll weave back to it. So I. I sort of hate answering i...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But it shouldn't be hard. Other people have protected other people. And what you have to inform those people is if they do it, the country will be blown to smithereens. The entire country will be blown to smithereens, and...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "So when you're with these guys, are these guys all sharks?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "And you can sense the energy immediately?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah. Not all of them, but. But some of them aren't sharks." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "How are you assessing personality?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Well, I can tell you, like, great Modi India." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "He's a friend of mine's. Great. He's the nicest. India. Yes. Oh, good. Well, I'll tell you. Do you like him or not?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Do...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I. I have family on both sides of it. I have family that loves everything and family." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I just don't know. You need him. Well, they had, you know, before him, they had. They were replacing him every year. It was very unstable. He...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh, yeah?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah. And they filled up the stadium. It was me and him. We filled up the stadium. It was beautiful. Like, 80,000 people was going crazy. And we're walking around today. Maybe I wouldn't be as. Maybe you wouldn't do t...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah. Can't fathom which." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You know, the country. But I said, whoa, what happened there? What happened? So, no, they're all tough and they're all smart and some are very good people. He's a good person. There's some good people ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah. You seem concerned about that." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I am. Because. Because it only takes one. I am." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Very true." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They have five countries now that ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Countries or just Russia." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "We were talking about Russia ourselves and China." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh, wow." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And we would then bring everyone else into it. And so you all, strongly, you all." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Would get rid of your nuclear capabilities." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Denuclearize. Yes, we were going to get totally denuclearized because it's too powerful. It's too much." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You know, my uncle, Dr. John Trump, was a doctor. Yeah, Dr. John Chap. Well, he was a nuclear doctor. Actually, he was at mit. He's the longest serving professor at mit. He passed away. Great guy. He was a brilliant guy, ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah, my, my mom's side was. Is, is Scottish." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Scottish women tend to be, you know, my mom. Yeah, I was gonna ask you about that. Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Which. Is that where you get your humor?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah, well, I'll tell you what, England, at the time, they could." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Fought them for a thousand years trying to get them undertow. They couldn't do it." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Couldn't do it." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They're very tough. That reminds me of my mother, come to think of it, my mother was. My mother was great. She was Stornoway." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The Hebrides. Right. That's, you know, that's really serious Scottish." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But she was great. But it is true, when you see Braveheart, that was one of many times, you know, for hundreds." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Did you watch that with your mom by any chance?" }, { "...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh, yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And I was on a plane and there was absolutely nothing to do. It was one of these planes that you couldn't make calls you couldn't do." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "And they had tapes, that's all planes for us." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And they showed me. Like, they showed. No, but they showed. They showed me. Sir, we have 20 tapes. And I looked at the tapes that. They were all there. And this was like 20 years af...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh, dude, I saw it with my mom." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I wish I saw it with my mother. But it was." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Was that your Braveheart moment? Like after getting shot, when you stood up?" }, { "role": "assis...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Thank God you weren't thinking about Mel Gibson." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nah, but he's. He's good. But he was. When he in prime time, he was unbelievable. I mean, at that, you know, his look, his way, his. You couldn't have had a better guy playing it...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "The Roman army built walls to keep out the Scottish." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "When they were. Yeah, yeah. They were afraid of the skies." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah, they're Afraid." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The Scottish people, they're tough people. They're good people, actually. They're very great people, but they're good fighters." }, { "role": "user", "content": "But your mom was funny." }, ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "That's what I hear. I hear." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I hear she had a great sense of humor. And my father loved my mother. You know, they were married for." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah. Polar opposites, though." }, { "role...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Serious." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Serious, but good. He was a tough guy, but he had a good heart. When he walked down the street and they say we could walk down the street, he would always give something to. If there was somebody that had problems. He ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I think they're obsessed with the royal family out there, like, in general." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Your mother. Your mother would have been." }, { "role": "user", "content": "She was really into all the pageantry, for sure." }, { ...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "She thought queen was so wonderful." }, { "role": "user", "content": "So my family hates the English, though." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No, I know." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "There's some history there." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I know, I know. But. Yeah, but. But a lot of the. It's a hard breakup. You know, they tried to break up Scotland from. From the rest of the empire, so." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "To speak, because they got some oil." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And it made it by about, like, a half a point." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They kept it together, so I hope it stays together. I hope it always stays together. But England, as they say, because it used to be England, but England never could. They just. And they were bigger." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And they had more people." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They could never finish it off by capturing Scotland. So it's really sort of." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "They ended up having to marry together." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They. They married. Yeah, they. They became sort of subsidiaries, right?" } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yes. Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But it was great. That's interesting with your mother." } ]
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[ { "role": "user", "content": "Why is that?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Because I think you have to have, you have to have a light side. I see a lot of dark things. I see horrible things. I see, I see things that are bad. I see political things that are hard. I mean, we have a lot of c...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And I told, I, you know, I got them together. I said, you mean we're defending you from Russia and you're paying billions of dollars a month for oil? It's not going to work that way. And I ended It. And then when Biden ca...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "He has one ability I don't have. Yeah, he sleeps. He can sleep. This guy goes on a beach and he lays down on one of those, you know, six ounce. They weigh six ounces, and you can't lift it. They're meant for. They're mean...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Young people and old people. To lift. Yeah, they're aluminum. You know, hollowed aluminum. They weigh very little. And he can't lift. And somebody convinced him he looks good in a bathing suit. And when you're 82, typical...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah, yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And then they show him sleeping on the beach. Yeah, you'll never see me sleeping in front of camera." }, { "role": "user", "content": "How do we get you better at that? Like what can we do? How do we wor...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "We got to save our country. Look, we are, we are, we are a nation in decline, whether you like it or not." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "I hate hearing that. I know, I hate that hurts me, that hurts me as a proud American." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I, I, well, what you like though is but we're going to be greater than ever before." } ]
[ { "role": "user", "content": "So that's, I think the messaging that I think, yeah, I think that's really nice to hear." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Well, that's my ultimate message. But you can't avoid the fact that we've allowed 21 million people into our country in the last three and...
[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "If I have support. But day after the election, November pushback, the most important day. Yeah." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Deborah Haynes from Sky News. Mark Rutter, the NATO chief. Who is your friend? He called you Daddy earlier. Do you regard your NATO allies as kind of children?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No, he likes me. I think he likes me. If he doesn't, I'll let you k...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Do you regard your NATO allies, though, as kind of like children? And they're obviously listening to you and they're spending more and you're obviously appreciative of that, but do you hope that actually they're going to be able to defend themselves, defend Europe on their own ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And I think they said 275 million wow. Hits or. That's a lot of people. That was a." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "It's a nation. Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But it's a whole new. Different way of." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Can I ask you. Getting the word out about Elon, specifically. Is he your favorite African American." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Piece of work? Okay. You know, he's a great guy." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "With. I mean, he's obviously a brilliant guy." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I mean, when I saw the rocket engine engines come back, I said, what is that? Like a couple of years ago? You know, I've seen rockets go up and then they crash into the water. And I see the. The engines are coming back an...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "It's unbelievable." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They're landing and. And they land on a raft in the middle of the ocean someplace with a little dot, and they land right on the top of the spot." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "And my wife can't parallel park." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I know most people can't. But. But no, he's great. But he's got a great heart. He was with me, as you know, on the other night." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And he's picked aside a lot of people, don't want to pick a set. I have a lot of people that are big supporters of me." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "There's a cost." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "There's a cost. Yeah, there is a cost, but there's also a liability. I mean, you know, some people. I respect it a lot. When this guy was up there doing jumping jacks. You gotta vote for Trump. You gotta vote." ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Quite African." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "He's in good shape. I looked. I'm looking at his waist. I'm saying, wait a minute, does he work out or something? But he's. He is. He really. And he had. He had a great time. And, you know, he's. He's not out tha...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And they live. And they had incredible doctors. Some of those country doctors are better than the big doctors that we spend a lot of money on, and they don't do as good. I will tell you right now, we don't want to knock a...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay, so you're going back into this place where, you know, there was this assassination event. They hit you headshot, you survive." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah. It was not a good feeling. Yeah." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah. Are ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Several." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And. And I had no guitar. You know, if you have a guitar, it's easy. Yeah, I have guitar. I do have that. They like me very much. But. But I don't have a guitar." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah, you ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Some people know it's right to do, and I'm not just talking about endorsements and all, but they don't want to do things because they're." }, { "role": "user", "content": "They don't want it to cost." }, {...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay, opening line. When you walk out there, I mean, I was. I was wondering what you were going to say. And as a comedian, there's. You can seize the moment." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah. And he was a hell of a comedian, by the way." }, { "rol...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "You know, I see the video and you go up there and you go. As I was saying." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Right." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Crowd goes berserk or what?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They went. I would say, crazy." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah. Yeah. And I was experienced." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I'll tell you how, you know, you have this as a comedian or even as a. Not as a comedian. Just when you make a speech, you make some very serious statement." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "So we're at a very serious and somber thing because we're celebrating a life that is no longer with us. And I wasn't sure whether or not that thing. I had it in my mind for a long time. Once I said, I'm going back, which ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And you Know, when I went down, it was sort of like embarrassed. I said, I went down in front of all these people, you know, that was my first thing I said. I don't want to be embarrassed." }, { "role": "user", ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "But also you came back up with a fist, right?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "That's one of the hardest pictures. But I was also." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Did you hear them say he's down? Or were you just saying when I." }, { "rol...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Guys, I got some stand up shows coming up for the Life Tour. These are the remaining shows of the Life Tour. This weekend will be in Minneapolis and Milwaukee. We are going to Denver the following week. We have added a third show there. Also going to Cincinnati that weekend we ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wow." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "He said you should immediately go out and buy a lotto ticket. Can you imagine? He's telling me to buy a lotto ticket. There's blood all over the place. And he said I've never, he said I've been doing this for 25 years. I s...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Wow." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Because it's just, you know, just whacked. Whacked it. But it was something that was, you know, relatively, relatively not so bad compared to what could have happened. So I feel very lucky. It was an amazing experience. A ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Feel like increase in your spirituality after something." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Well maybe especially when I'm. I'm hearing from people that do shoot and, and are good at it that it was almost impossible to miss from you know like a one foot putt is....

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And here I am, we're doing this wonderful interview with four geniuses that are hot as pistols right here on this guy. Likewise. Pretty good stuff you got. So anyway, so but here we are." }, { "role": "user", ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It's nice to intersperse it. But I'll give you something. So first of all I have great respect for the Secret Service and the guys that were with me. I went down and I did a good job going down because those bullets were ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Stay on the breaking news." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Stay on the breaking news. So here's the breaking. So you have this shooter and you have another shooter. Right. So this shooter had three or so cell phones. The FBI has never gotten them opened." }...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But I want to stop all the killing and all this and, and I was rough on Iran and they supposedly have a hit on me. In fact, I think it takes great courage for you people to be interviewing me because it could be now, you ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Go see my daughter." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They have three apps and foreign based. Two of them, maybe three of them are foreign based. They haven't opened them yet. Why wouldn't you open them? When you hear about Iran or when you hear about, you know...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And then they say, oh, let's. This is like with Dana White, a fighter. So you're fighting and the one guy's getting killed, and they say, oh, that's okay. Let's put in another fight to finish it off." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Okay." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You're fighting to say, hey, wait a minute, I have a brand new fighter in here." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "WWE." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I spent $150 million on beating Biden. And then all of a sudden I hear that they're going to overthrow him. It was a. It was a coup. I mean, it really was. But I would like them to. To open up these apps and find out what'...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "There was that San Bernardino shooter that they hacked. The FBI was able to hack into the phone. Apple didn't give it up, but they were." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "There are some people in the world, very few that can, that have an ability to sometimes b...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "It's an amazing thing when you think that with all the genius, you almost can't do it. But Apple has a key. And the key is, I mean, it just. They can do it immediately, but they don't do it. And they don't do it and that'...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Former president, all that, I think the rules have to go out and they have to open those things and they have to find out. In terms of national security would say you have to either punish Apple or you have to get somebod...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "He did." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But I don't get questions like that. Did you ever hear of the show Deface, ladies and gentlemen? It's Donald Trump on Deface to Nation. It's called Face to Nation. They hate. No, they spend. They spend millions of dolla...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Or Meet the Fake Press. You're good at this. I say Meet the fake press." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And they spend all this money and then I say it once and it goes to millions of people. Yeah. But no, they are fake. But some of these questions. Some of these questions are much better. Well, thank you. I appreciate that...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Almost as your second best." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You almost charmed us out of it trying to get out of it. All right, fair enough. Well, look, if you look at assassinations or attempts, first of all, you realize I'm in a very dangerous business." ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yep." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Bull riders, I think that's pretty dangerous, right?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I don't know much about it, but I think it's. I wouldn't want to be on one of those suckers." }, { "role": "user", "content": "No." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I see them flying off in th...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And other things. It's never much more than that. That's sort of maxed out, I think, you know." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Race car drivers, bull runners, I think that's pretty much tough. UFC fighters, it's none. You know, I don't think anyone's ever." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Actually not in ufc, in MMA or boxing, maybe it was those tragic events." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Amazingly, boxers die a lot, but UFC Danish tells me it's a safe sport. I say, to me it's much rougher, but, you know, it's pretty amazing. They've never....

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Way higher than we realize." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You look at Lincoln and Kennedy and this and that." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Attempts." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Reagan, McKinley." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yep." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Garfield. You look at a lot of people. I'm in a very dangerous, Dangerous business. Profession. Yeah, I call it a profession. Yes, dangerous profession." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I like that." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I'm sitting with you guys. You have a very nice, safe life. Me. So, no, if you said 5%, I." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Think he called a soft." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No, but think of that. Yeah, but think of it. 5%. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot." }, { "role": "user", "content": "And yeah, I think even the attempts is something like 25% is getting into...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yes. Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And so it's one of those things I was saying before, though, that, you know, I do a thing called the weave, and there are those that are fair, that say, this guy is so genius. And then others would say, oh, he ramble...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "You could go all the way over here and then get." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Go so far here or there, and I can come back to exactly where I Started now, someday, when you don't come back to where you started, you're Biden. No, but the weave is the way wh...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "This is a weave." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "There's a weave. Good name. I'm not sure that's another name. We had fake news. We came up with lots of names. Ye. But the weave is. I think we should make the weave a part of that stable. Yeah." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "You really weed, right? Answering my question twice. So I don't even want to know the answer anymore. Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Let'S weave back to his question. This is where it started, so we'll weave back to it. So I. I sort of hate answering i...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But it shouldn't be hard. Other people have protected other people. And what you have to inform those people is if they do it, the country will be blown to smithereens. The entire country will be blown to smithereens, and...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "So when you're with these guys, are these guys all sharks?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "And you can sense the energy immediately?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah. Not all of them, but. But some of them aren't sharks." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "How are you assessing personality?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Well, I can tell you, like, great Modi India." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "He's a friend of mine's. Great. He's the nicest. India. Yes. Oh, good. Well, I'll tell you. Do you like him or not?" }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Do...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I. I have family on both sides of it. I have family that loves everything and family." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I just don't know. You need him. Well, they had, you know, before him, they had. They were replacing him every year. It was very unstable. He...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh, yeah?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah. And they filled up the stadium. It was me and him. We filled up the stadium. It was beautiful. Like, 80,000 people was going crazy. And we're walking around today. Maybe I wouldn't be as. Maybe you wouldn't do t...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah. Can't fathom which." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You know, the country. But I said, whoa, what happened there? What happened? So, no, they're all tough and they're all smart and some are very good people. He's a good person. There's some good people ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah. You seem concerned about that." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I am. Because. Because it only takes one. I am." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Very true." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They have five countries now that ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Countries or just Russia." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "We were talking about Russia ourselves and China." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh, wow." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And we would then bring everyone else into it. And so you all, strongly, you all." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Would get rid of your nuclear capabilities." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Denuclearize. Yes, we were going to get totally denuclearized because it's too powerful. It's too much." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "You know, my uncle, Dr. John Trump, was a doctor. Yeah, Dr. John Chap. Well, he was a nuclear doctor. Actually, he was at mit. He's the longest serving professor at mit. He passed away. Great guy. He was a brilliant guy, ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah, my, my mom's side was. Is, is Scottish." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Scottish women tend to be, you know, my mom. Yeah, I was gonna ask you about that. Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Which. Is that where you get your humor?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Yeah, well, I'll tell you what, England, at the time, they could." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Fought them for a thousand years trying to get them undertow. They couldn't do it." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Couldn't do it." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They're very tough. That reminds me of my mother, come to think of it, my mother was. My mother was great. She was Stornoway." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The Hebrides. Right. That's, you know, that's really serious Scottish." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But she was great. But it is true, when you see Braveheart, that was one of many times, you know, for hundreds." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Did you watch that with your mom by any chance?" }, { "...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh, yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And I was on a plane and there was absolutely nothing to do. It was one of these planes that you couldn't make calls you couldn't do." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "And they had tapes, that's all planes for us." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And they showed me. Like, they showed. No, but they showed. They showed me. Sir, we have 20 tapes. And I looked at the tapes that. They were all there. And this was like 20 years af...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Oh, dude, I saw it with my mom." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I wish I saw it with my mother. But it was." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Was that your Braveheart moment? Like after getting shot, when you stood up?" }, { "role": "assis...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Thank God you weren't thinking about Mel Gibson." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Nah, but he's. He's good. But he was. When he in prime time, he was unbelievable. I mean, at that, you know, his look, his way, his. You couldn't have had a better guy playing it...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "The Roman army built walls to keep out the Scottish." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "When they were. Yeah, yeah. They were afraid of the skies." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah, they're Afraid." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The Scottish people, they're tough people. They're good people, actually. They're very great people, but they're good fighters." }, { "role": "user", "content": "But your mom was funny." }, ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "That's what I hear. I hear." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I hear she had a great sense of humor. And my father loved my mother. You know, they were married for." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah. Polar opposites, though." }, { "role...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Serious." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Serious, but good. He was a tough guy, but he had a good heart. When he walked down the street and they say we could walk down the street, he would always give something to. If there was somebody that had problems. He ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I think they're obsessed with the royal family out there, like, in general." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Your mother. Your mother would have been." }, { "role": "user", "content": "She was really into all the pageantry, for sure." }, { ...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "She thought queen was so wonderful." }, { "role": "user", "content": "So my family hates the English, though." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "No, I know." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "There's some history there." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I know, I know. But. Yeah, but. But a lot of the. It's a hard breakup. You know, they tried to break up Scotland from. From the rest of the empire, so." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "To speak, because they got some oil." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And it made it by about, like, a half a point." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They kept it together, so I hope it stays together. I hope it always stays together. But England, as they say, because it used to be England, but England never could. They just. And they were bigger." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And they had more people." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They could never finish it off by capturing Scotland. So it's really sort of." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "They ended up having to marry together." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "They. They married. Yeah, they. They became sort of subsidiaries, right?" } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yes. Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "But it was great. That's interesting with your mother." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Guys, that little chunk of this scintillating conversation with President Trump has been brought to you by the great Company Steak partnered with us here on Flagrant, you know, steak is where you're going to do your gambling. That's where you're gonna go do your gambling. You c...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Why is that?" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Because I think you have to have, you have to have a light side. I see a lot of dark things. I see horrible things. I see, I see things that are bad. I see political things that are hard. I mean, we have a lot of c...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And I told, I, you know, I got them together. I said, you mean we're defending you from Russia and you're paying billions of dollars a month for oil? It's not going to work that way. And I ended It. And then when Biden ca...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "He has one ability I don't have. Yeah, he sleeps. He can sleep. This guy goes on a beach and he lays down on one of those, you know, six ounce. They weigh six ounces, and you can't lift it. They're meant for. They're mean...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Young people and old people. To lift. Yeah, they're aluminum. You know, hollowed aluminum. They weigh very little. And he can't lift. And somebody convinced him he looks good in a bathing suit. And when you're 82, typical...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah, yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "And then they show him sleeping on the beach. Yeah, you'll never see me sleeping in front of camera." }, { "role": "user", "content": "How do we get you better at that? Like what can we do? How do we wor...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "We got to save our country. Look, we are, we are, we are a nation in decline, whether you like it or not." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "I hate hearing that. I know, I hate that hurts me, that hurts me as a proud American." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I, I, well, what you like though is but we're going to be greater than ever before." } ]

[ { "role": "user", "content": "So that's, I think the messaging that I think, yeah, I think that's really nice to hear." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Well, that's my ultimate message. But you can't avoid the fact that we've allowed 21 million people into our country in the last three and...

[ { "role": "user", "content": "Yeah." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "If I have support. But day after the election, November pushback, the most important day. Yeah." } ]