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And as I'm sure you can tell my ears |
And my can't girl girl |
And the a little detail is important because I happen to hear a rumor they were looking to adopt an animal girl? Well then in that case, then I know this is sudden |
I love to suggest myself You see I'm helpful, protecting and loving, just the kind of animal girl you need |
So I can say with comp |
Sit there isn't an animal girl up there then me |
Not the shit again |
What want Ja? Well, i heard that my precious t here was looking to adopt and and girl |
So I thought I'd come down to mai myself with before they make a mistake of adopting, i can't girl |
I after all |
Cat girls |
Wearing chest so basic |
So cliche |
But for girls |
That's for only the most cultured humans |
And my human here is very cultured |
I'm sure now god I'm here |
They won't make the mistake of adopting an anatomy girl |
That's sleeps really have the day |
And leaks themselves further |
Listen to me caroline human |
You don't watch Charlie |
Are answered louise less, not like me |
I moved mountains out of your path, it was in the way I can be so helpful |
For instance, I can cut I know all your favorite dishes |
So but I can make them for you |
I'll go every day for you |
It's really another bother |
In that |
It's a pleasure |
Why don't adopt me, I can come inside and make a nice hot meal for you |
One, two for trial sensitive get |
They they don't actually know how to cook you know they're lying to you |
Jesse is sliding a ice cube to a glass of water qualifies as cooking |
They even give it a fancy french name when they're done |
That's bogus |
I get not gordon ramsay, so he could teach me how to talk through my darling |
Didn't have him yell at me my basement around this time for nothing |
So my darling human |
I meant great at cooking |
I can even use some little little box layers and place of est stove |
So I'll be able to save you so much money on gas |
Where that helpful |
There especially helpful for setting the little cat on fire |
Do let me know if do you ever get the urge |
Jesse says that they can save me money on gas, but let me you have worry much about money |
Here |
Take a look at this check |
It's made out to you |
Mh |
Yep |
That's a lot of zeros |
What can I say? I'm so devoted to being how whole as I sold my kid need to give you this funny |
Like, see |
Charlie an idiot it selling there kids I got you a check too |
But i sold other people's kidneys to get the money |
Just common sense |
You don't want a damaged care girl with him missing kidney |
Now do you so just pick me |
Holy shit, Jesse |
What the hell wrong with you? You know, after all the things I've done like stalking, why you're tapping in intimidation |
I never thought i'd actually say this, but I wanna call the police I think |
Please |
Like all means use see him that helps you |
Anyway, so my seed sweetheart human let me get back to telling you about how much more helpful I am than Jesse |
I can do chores for instance |
I taking out the trash |
If you'd like, I can start with Jesse |
I'm sure you don't want them many anywhere near your kidneys after all |
Are bold words for someone within acquiring distance |
Those are some bold words for someone with less than nine lives |
So what you're saying and that you can afford to lose a view? Anyway, like I was saying, my see aren't even |
I'm way more helpful than Jesse |
Take my purse for instance |
They've been through melanie Of coalition to be helpful to precious this little humans such as yourself |
See they release a certain chemical couldn't orphan, which can help trigger feelings of euphoria |
Spare in the science ba, the show version |
And a marker is quite literally care depression |
I'm sharing that I'll come in the handy |
But I don't think Fox compare though |
I mean who even knows is what sounds they make? But not only my parents is positively amazing |
So you wanted it there |
I can create a cap |
And there are no good fox buns |
Cat get all fast |
I'm sure you want jokes, you can actually love that |
Oh Charlie |
But not only my parents positively amazing? Also extremely handy |
I'm particularly skilled fixing broken with windows |
You see |
I see her human Jesse is a home made |
They broke into your home and you weren't around and left you with a broken window |
They didn't even fix it |
And, honestly, clock is so easy |
Breaking the window was not necessary |
But leave it to jazzy to suck basic things |
Following Jesse's and incompetence i quickly got to work fixing the window |
I'm sure you didn't even notice they ever broke it, but really, that was so considered of them |
There's such an inconsistent home and invader, not like me |
They consider part, I mean |
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