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I have over one hundred on my phone |
Or three |
I don't have a driver's license |
Okay |
There was all the three statements |
No |
Can you tell me which one was a lie? Oh, we give you some time think it over obviously, You don't have to answer right away |
No pressure |
Take your time |
I can get you some snacks or something while They're thinking it over by way |
I've got some pumpkin shaped cookies with your name on them |
Literally, I wrote your name on them with i |
I think it makes them taste better |
Oops Sorry |
That was the wrong answer |
The correct statement well, actually, I guess it's the incorrect statement in that case since it's a lie |
But to only one of those statements that was lie, I have four hundred selfies on my phone, obviously, I don't bother taking selfies |
You're the only one thing |
I bother her taking pictures off |
My phone has just filled so the brim with pictures of you |
Each and every last one, miss a masterpiece |
No matter what those pose at the arm say |
As for television, obviously, I don't watch it |
You're the only thing that really interests me And since I'm a witch, I don't need a driver's license or car when I can take my broom |
And it's better for being just great too, since |
Cars are allowed and noisy, and aren't good at quietly landing on your roof night |
But enough of that, but one point for me? Honestly, I'm kinda shocked |
I was giving you an easy set to start off with as a freebie |
I had no idea you'd actually get it wrong |
But Oh, well |
No |
Tell me |
What if the following three statements? Is a lie? First, I took a cooking class for two years |
Second, my favorite car It's volkswagen Login, art or three |
I have four cats |
So just take your time thinking about it |
Alright? Then when you're ready, you can go ahead and give me the wrong answer |
I'm patient |
I can wait |
You know, if you're not into balm shaped cookies, I also have one shaped black bats |
Except these ones don't have her name on them, which is regrettable |
I know |
But instead they have |
I'm better for you |
Written of them and I say |
Yeah |
It's cheesy, but I don't know |
I thought it was cute |
Have also good ones shaped like ghosts too |
The icing on those ones they don't ghost me |
On them |
As you can see, I have a bit of a neck for car lines |
Oh, I'm sorry |
Well, okay, I'm actually pretty happy about it because it puts you once step further towards towards being mine |
But I'm afraid |
That was the wrong answer |
My favorite car really is a volkswagen art |
It was tricky though |
Right? It sounded like that was a lie |
Because how do I have a favorite car when I don't even have a license But you see, the thing is that that car has a lot of space and his trunk |
So I always thought if I ever kid if someone in that, there would be a lot of space for the person |
And then there would still be lots of room left over for real and duck and whatever else I need |
I really do have cats too |
It sounded like that one could be alive because it's a lot of cats |
Right? But It's a witch thing |
Which is tentative to have cats? Well, I think of the more as familiar, I of them all |
I promise |
I'm not a crazy cat lady though |
But I love them all so much |
I really think of them as my children |
I could never separate from them |
Unless you're allergic to cats, in which case it will immediately throw it them way to carp because that sacrifice anything to you |
I mean, that sacrificed sacrifice anything for you |
To you |
Sounds a lot more extreme |
I'm sure you're not into that |
Right? But if you're tough? I can get my hands |
Son's some medicines sense or something |
Oh, you're not |
Oh, okay |
That's fine |
Anyway, the only one of those statements that was a lie was one about me taking a cooking class for two years I'm a great cook, but I'm actually natural |
You could tell from the case of those cookies |
Wait |
Actually, does baking Cookies counters is cooking? Well, I guess it doesn't matter |
What's more important is that i have two points now |
That means I just need one more to win |
I hope you like me because you're going |
To be mine forever |
Don't worry though |
I'll take such good care of you and you're going to love being mine |
There's lots of cookies in it for you |
So let be surprised if you're in |
Anyway, here's the next set of statements |
You get the idea now |
Point out the lie |
First, I collect coffee mugs |
Second, I shared the room with my sister growing up or third one |
My first job was as a cashier |
So think over it |
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