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12. ass cock |
THat suked ass cock! Ass means donkey, u retard! |
by Tweemo February 23, 2003 add a video add an image |
1. ass cock |
A very small penis. So small it's only good to use in the ass. |
"He had a total ass cock." |
2. asscock |
From the movie "Jay and Silent Bob strike back" Means Donkey Penis. |
I need to log on every day just to make sure you two arent taking a mouthfull of ASSCOCK to pay the rent. |
by Darcy January 14, 2005 add a video add an image |
3. asscock |
The reproductive organ of a male donkey. |
The wildlife marshal arrested the man for chugging asscock. |
by Will Lenholly October 14, 2002 add a video add an image |
4. ass cock |
A dumbass action or person who does a completely idiotic to do; a dick. |
Justin: I rocked you in the game of bball son. |
Alex:Yeah, almost as hard as I rocked your mom last night. |
Justin: You ass cock! |
5. asscock |
Another word for the donkeys reproductive organ. |
"Those chicks chug much asscock. What? Ass is just another term for donkey." -Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
by Matt August 20, 2003 add a video add an image |
6. asscock |
"Ass" is another word for donkey |
Jay and Silent Bob might take a fist-full of asscock in the mouth if they were strapped for cash. |
7. asscock |
An insult or exclamatory remark. |
You are such an asscock. |
Fucking asscock!! |
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There are some bad apples in the financial industry, but working with a competent professional is still the best chance many people have to achieve a comfortable retirement. If you find a good adviser, they can be worth their fees many times over. Here are a few qualifying questions you should ask if you are thinking a... |
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1 egg white |
2 teaspoons cornstarch |
Pinch of salt |
1 pound skinless boneless chicken breasts, washed, patted dry, cut into 3/4-inch cubes |
1 tablespoon hoisin sauce |
1 tablespoon rice vinegar |
2 teaspoons reduced-sodium soy sauce |
1 teaspoon sugar |
1/2 teaspoon hot chili paste |
1 garlic clove, peeled, ends removed, minced |
3 tablespoons water |
2 teaspoons peanut oil |
4 dried Sichuan chili peppers, seeds removed and discarded |
3 cups steamed broccoli florets |
1/4 cup unsalted dry-roasted peanuts, coarsely chopped |
In a medium bowl, whisk the egg white, cornstarch and salt until smooth; add the chicken and stir to coat. Refrigerate, covered, about 30 minutes. In a small bowl, combine the hoisin sauce, vinegar, soy sauce, sugar, chili paste and garlic with 3 tablespoons water; set aside. |
In a large nonstick skillet or wok, heat the oil. Add the peppers and cook, stirring as needed, until blackened, about 1 minute. With a slotted spoon, transfer the peppers to a plate, reserving the oil in the skillet (there will be just a small amount). |
Return the skillet to the heat; add the chicken mixture. Cook, tossing lightly, until the chicken becomes translucent (do not brown), 1-2 minutes. Transfer the chicken and pan juices, if any, to a plate and keep warm. |
Return the skillet to the heat; add the hoisin sauce mixture and cook, stirring constantly, about 30 seconds. |
Stir in the chicken, broccoli and peppers; cook, stirring gently, until heated through, 2-3 minutes. Sprinkle with the peanuts; serve immediately. Serve with hot cooked rice if desired. |
Makes 4 servings. |
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