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If you’re really my cousin, you already know you’re not seeing a single rupee of this | please reedem |
how about u eat my ASS *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* | WTF? |
Orange man said today he expects govt to shutdown | Well he doesn't need the Dems to keep it open so he's a fucking liar as usual |
Nice. Now do it again and get to $20M you coward. | 20M? Bro wants me to go from beach condo in Mexico to buying the whole beach |
I can't imagine trading my long-term legacy for profit in the short time I'm alive. | Yea but we arent narcistic egostic rich fucks we are here on wsb :D |
What? | A bunch of bands threatened to boycott Spotify because of Daniel Ek’s $690M investment in Helsing, a military AI company making drones. The groups said that Helsing supports Israel in Gaza, I can’t really find a source formally laying that out in writing. On a broader level, though, I doubt Ek stepped down because of t... |
Theta ouch. Let the lord be with you. | Oh I’m good. I bought it when Nike was at $71 Last Thursday. I’m just worried not enough volume. But yes. Lord be with me 👌 |
"Battlefield" maker Electronic Arts inks $55 billion go-private deal with PIF, Silver Lake | People complain when video game companies go public, now they complain when video game companies go private. Classic redditors |
I got yall both beat (also my ROTH IRA) | We posting Roth IRAs? 😌 |
I think they're no-question leaving the console business, but I'm 50/50 on whether they're leaving the gaming business entirely. They may be happy being a monopoly on all third party gaming. You can really crank up the microtransactions when customers have no other AAA options. Though "third party" is pretty meaningles... | I assume it will be broken up for parts, but there’s a world where they operate purely as a GP platform with licensed hardware (read: PC), but even then you’d see a significant reduction in studios. |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | Will you enter UNH again? |
"Battlefield" maker Electronic Arts inks $55 billion go-private deal with PIF, Silver Lake | Playing the bf6 beta was enough for me to not wanna buy the game. Now I won’t even toss a 10$ bill at it 3 years post release. |
I don't get it, so far basically their plan is to sell shares to big companies...not actually fix any of their broken processes or chips. I guess smaller float will drive larger swings, but still no real news to justify an increase. | The US gov bought into them and the orange guy is pushing the shit out of this stock and making back door deals. Tarrifs incoming. Here's the expansion plans: |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | “From $2M to $20M to $20k in under 3 months” |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | What's a FIGMA? |
What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 01, 2025 This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. [Click here to view the full post]( | As I predicted… |
What time is the call? | Half an hour. Guidance is looking good, so hopefully the call is. Option implied volatility was, I think, 12 % |
My financial advisor told me to diversify 8,000 shares. My financial advisor is having a seizure. | The Trump family appreciates your exit liquidity. |
It’s a leveraged buy out They’ll have to do more micro transactions to pay off the debt lol | I'm bewildered by what they see in this company to think it's worth that much |
So you’re the one that’s pumping my bags !! | I'm curious what you see in TTD. High pe ratio and their forward pe not amazing but better. Stock has been hit hard... You expect a recovery? |
Anyone getting puts on Lamb Weston and CAG? Tariffs has absolutely decimated US. agricultural exports. | I have puts on LW... |
$1.7M INTC bet for NANA TLDR: Trump will rig $INTC to go up, forcing companies to partner with them and build their foundry business, for national security and his pride. INTC has a trump put, if he sees the stock starting to struggle, he will manipulate it back up. It’s embarrassing for him to buy a stock with the gov... | Bro tsmc just rejected intel lol apple bouta do the same just watch ur bouta get rugged when this bitch go back to 30 or 28 in a few weeks |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | 37% tax bracket? |
What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 01, 2025 This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. [Click here to view the full post]( | Govt about to shut down, hit the buy button like crazy! |
Weekly Earnings Thread 9/29 - 10/3 | Anyone playing JEF earnings? |
A good or bad earnings doesn’t imply a big jump or dive in price. | This. Gaps are caused by surprises. If it's not surprising, then don't expect much of a move. |
an ivermectin / tylenol cocktail! | When you gotta eat sugar cube at 7 but solve a rubik's cube by 8 |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | Now spend that 2million on crsp calls and pump that thing. |
Up $25K today on 0DTE options. Up $40K on the month. Now up $11K all time. My portfolio is back 😎 | Yea enabled margin so I can day trade all day with the full weight of my portfolio. Took me a month day trading in the cash account to get to the 25K requirement. Then I doubled it today. |
Nike puts without a fucking doubt. Fake turnaround news fooled dumbasses like bill Ackerman who didn’t realize it’s all mumbo jumbo and the company is still fundamentally dogshit | don't forget the recent LULU beatdown that could be analogous to NKE. Also tarrifs can't be helping NKE. puts. Do i have the balls? Sadly, no. |
I'm bewildered by what they see in this company to think it's worth that much | Probably they see a casino, which it is in some way. |
Similar length of time, about same starting funds… (Also ROTH IRA) | I got yall both beat (also my ROTH IRA) |
What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 01, 2025 This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. [Click here to view the full post]( | #Ber got quiet suddenly just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
I’m going to stop gambling Didn’t sleep for the past 4 days. I bought the top of $CRWV last week at $138.. saw my calls evaporate to -95% & eventually the news today with $META saved my calls.. closed out at $6.00 this morning. I’m going to stop gambling and just DCA. Thank you for your attention to this matter! | Lets see how long it lasts 🎉 |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | Amazing, hope to replicate it one day for myself |
Sandeep, it’s me, your Indian cousin. | If you’re really my cousin, you already know you’re not seeing a single rupee of this |
Stock price is $204, shareholders paid a $210/share premium on the buyout.. does that mean it’s free, guaranteed money at current price? | But you have to hold until 2027 so it’s kinda pointless unless you rode the wave since that’s a lot of capital to lock up for a long time. |
20M? Bro wants me to go from beach condo in Mexico to buying the whole beach | Why settle for poverty? |
Sold my $TSLA and went ALL in YOLO | Buy the dipp |
Up $25K today on 0DTE options. Up $40K on the month. Now up $11K all time. My portfolio is back 😎 | Congrats and fuck you |
Weekly Earnings Thread 9/29 - 10/3 | What a shit earnings week. Guess I'll have to throw everything into Nike puts. Sigh. |
Weekly Earnings Thread 9/29 - 10/3 | **Bullish on RZLV.** Dubious CEO who knows how to generate hype with ridiculous AI claims. Investors will eat that shit up 😎 My calls are in freefall already but we tank those 💎🙌 |
i dont get what you mean. | Exactly |
Where were you when the CHIPS act was passed? The act was pretty much entirely created based on Intel lobbying to help Intel. How did that actually improve Intel’s outlook? | Intel resisted it because they don't have customers lol Orange guy said fuck it. Build the fabs...we'll get you the customers and tariff TSMC. The US military NEEDS these fabs up and running. This isn't about building a profitable company. It's about national security and independence. China could blockade Taiwan tomor... |
Up $25K today on 0DTE options. Up $40K on the month. Now up $11K all time. My portfolio is back 😎 | Not sure how long you’ve been trading, but how is your portfolio doing compared to if you had put everything into QQQ or spy? Would you still be ahead? I realized that I would’ve been ahead putting everything in an S&P tracking stock, more so if it was QQQ. After realizing this, I didn’t apply what I learned. Becau... |
Sold my $TSLA and went ALL in YOLO | Godspeed 🫡 |
Weekly Earnings Thread 9/29 - 10/3 | **Bullish on RZLV.** Dubious CEO who knows how to generate hype with ridiculous AI claims. Investors will eat that shit up 😎 My calls are in freefall already but we tank those 💎🙌 |
I made 2 months worth of salary today | I made a G today. But you made it in a sleazy way. |
I went nke calls but ima collect the delta and go into rzlv | when is RZLV earnings? |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | Lets GO!!! |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | Can you pile into PATH for me, thanks |
$1.7M INTC bet for NANA TLDR: Trump will rig $INTC to go up, forcing companies to partner with them and build their foundry business, for national security and his pride. INTC has a trump put, if he sees the stock starting to struggle, he will manipulate it back up. It’s embarrassing for him to buy a stock with the gov... | Bro tsmc just rejected intel lol apple bouta do the same just watch ur bouta get rugged when this bitch go back to 30 or 28 in a few weeks |
What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 01, 2025 This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. [Click here to view the full post]( | !banbet SNAP 8 1w |
What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 01, 2025 This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. [Click here to view the full post]( | Anybody see what the futes are doin? |
I think CCL is going to surprise people with good earnings. Their model allows people to pay over a long period of time and get a lot of vacation for the money. Then once you’re on the ship it’s basically a never ending sales pitch. Every ship is pretty much sold out. I might be wrong but I bought $31 calls for 10/3 lo... | I agree with him, I’ve been on Carnival ships before and they ensure shopping for anything on the ship is part of the experience. |
Why is PRGS flat after such a positive earnings call? | Its up 4% from close, no? |
FYI, risky time to buy property in Mexico if you don't have Mexican citizenship. They have a history of finding ways of repatriating properties, especially in coastal communities, when local developers decide they want it. Current political atmosphere isn't going to make this better. | Thanks for the heads up! |
Weekly Earnings Thread 9/29 - 10/3 | Thoughts regarding Tilray? Today + 60% with > 13% short positions open. |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | Great job joe |
"Battlefield" maker Electronic Arts inks $55 billion go-private deal with PIF, Silver Lake | Stock price is $204, shareholders paid a $210/share premium on the buyout.. does that mean it’s free, guaranteed money at current price? |
What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 01, 2025 This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. [Click here to view the full post]( | I made 2 months worth of salary today |
It’s Saudi Arabian. Absolutely sketchy. | I tried to make an EA Sports joke and unfortunately this is the best I got |
My financial advisor told me to diversify 8,000 shares. My financial advisor is having a seizure. | Always great to see DJT cucks lose money! |
You have poor imagination , ads inside games. | That's been a thing for a long time though. |
God, it’s me, Margaret. I’ve seen what you’ve done for others… | I took you over the 700 likes…. Put a prayer in for me as well…😂🫡 |
As I said LW pulled off a pretty good return. I wouldn't count on the same result for CAG tomorrow though. | yeah, I got some on the money puts for this friday, think its gonna get a good early hit |
Weekly Earnings Thread 9/29 - 10/3 | Earnings whisperers |
Why would increased spending increase the price? | Capex can lead to more money in the future. |
Oh it's for sure limited and the true value is really going to surprise and shock a lot of people who believed they were retiring. Entire 401ks will be blipped out of existence overnight. | Always inverse Reddit. CRWV going to keep mooning |
My financial advisor told me to diversify 8,000 shares. My financial advisor is having a seizure. | He doesn’t known shit just hodl |
Here's my Roth. Hopefully I'm dumb the funny way at least. | Similar length of time, about same starting funds… (Also ROTH IRA) |
DD: why i am all in BITF Bitcoin Mining to Gov-Grade AI Cloud? 1. Board Appointment Signals a Pivot On Aug 18, 2025, Bitfarms appointed Wayne Duso (ex-AWS & Dell) to its Board. Why this matters: Duso helped scale AWS GovCloud and Dell’s $B+ businesses. His expertise is hyperscale cloud + government compliance (FedR... | Every now and then this dog shit stock comes and take mobey from new WSB members. Always enjoyable to watch with a bag of popcorn. |
I’m going to stop gambling Didn’t sleep for the past 4 days. I bought the top of $CRWV last week at $138.. saw my calls evaporate to -95% & eventually the news today with $META saved my calls.. closed out at $6.00 this morning. I’m going to stop gambling and just DCA. Thank you for your attention to this matter! | What app is this? |
Up $25K today on 0DTE options. Up $40K on the month. Now up $11K all time. My portfolio is back 😎 | Time to slow down mother fucker |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | How old are you if you don’t mind me asking? |
Weekly Earnings Thread 9/29 - 10/3 | I love nikes 🥰 |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | Bloody hell.. this is gain porn in 4K.... |
"Battlefield" maker Electronic Arts inks $55 billion go-private deal with PIF, Silver Lake | Private Equity! That'll make the microtransactions go away wont it? |
Weekly Earnings Thread 9/29 - 10/3 | It's a smaller name but $PAYX is beaten down, but good earnings should reverse the trend. Just announced a partnership with $BILL, another biz up 30% this month, which was a no brainer since both benefit from it. BILL just released a Cash Account product that let's small businesses earn interest, and payroll data from ... |
So saudis are acquiring it. That means betting is haram, that means no loot boxes? | That would require any of those fuckers to actually follow their own teachings other than when it benefits them. |
what are you buying on it? | Tylenol |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | now go balls deep with HOOD |
"Battlefield" maker Electronic Arts inks $55 billion go-private deal with PIF, Silver Lake | UAE: It's in the game |
My financial advisor told me to diversify 8,000 shares. My financial advisor is having a seizure. | you’re dumb and not even in a funny or cool way |
Private Equity! That'll make the microtransactions go away wont it? | It's okay. I've avoided buying anything from EA since I saw how they handled Sim City (2013). |
"Battlefield" maker Electronic Arts inks $55 billion go-private deal with PIF, Silver Lake | Private Equity! That'll make the microtransactions go away wont it? |
Weekly Earnings Thread 9/29 - 10/3 | not touching NKE, even with a 10ft pole.. |
"Battlefield" maker Electronic Arts inks $55 billion go-private deal with PIF, Silver Lake | Private Equity! That'll make the microtransactions go away wont it? |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | Great work and great luck. Keep it rolling while saving a Lil bit aside for rainy days |
$1.7M INTC bet for NANA TLDR: Trump will rig $INTC to go up, forcing companies to partner with them and build their foundry business, for national security and his pride. INTC has a trump put, if he sees the stock starting to struggle, he will manipulate it back up. It’s embarrassing for him to buy a stock with the gov... | All in too, be proud |
My financial advisor told me to diversify 8,000 shares. My financial advisor is having a seizure. | This is a hilarious portfolio. Never change |
No shit dude, they make games for FIFA lol | nah, they lost the licensing a few years ago |
EA is terrible. Hopefully Ubisoft is next. lol. | Its crazy how amazing Ubi used to be and now all their flagship titles have been abandoned. |
Similar length of time, about same starting funds… (Also ROTH IRA) | I got yall both beat (also my ROTH IRA) |
"Battlefield" maker Electronic Arts inks $55 billion go-private deal with PIF, Silver Lake | $SNAP I will say it again, even though they won’t show us |
My financial advisor told me to diversify 8,000 shares. My financial advisor is having a seizure. | Pure retardium |
silver lake private equity? I’m sure that EA won’t go like any of the other companies who have been shut down by a private equity firm. Companies like kmart, hooters, big lots, joann, at home, instant brands (pyrex and instant pot), on the boarder Mexican, Payless shoes, radio shack, sears, red lobster- the list goes o... | > silver lake private equity? I’m sure that EA won’t go like any of the other companies who have been shut down by a private equity firm. Silver Lake was one of the big firms that successfully took Dell private and turned it around a few years ago. |
"Battlefield" maker Electronic Arts inks $55 billion go-private deal with PIF, Silver Lake | So will the games where you fight terrorists be better if they’re made by the guys who fund terrorists? |
From $200k to $2M in under 2 months 🚀💎🙌 Alright bois, this one is for the record books. Not my first rodeo, but definitely my fastest climb. For those who think I just got lucky, here’s the whole play-by-play with receipts. (For reference, here are a couple of my older bangers:) * [$30k → $515k in SPY puts]( * [$10k... | da, da, ….Daddy? |
Agree on CCL and RZVL, got calls, but went with puts on LW just cause I see the tariffs hurting them in guidance | Tariffs won't have a significant impact them. They have a large scale international manufacturing footprint. 2 plants in China, 1-2 in Argentina, 1 in Canada, 1 in the UK, and like 4 in the EU. |
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Dataset Card: sbussiso/wallstreetbets-reddit-9-30-2025
Dataset Summary
A dataset of 40 posts scraped and formatted from r/wallstreetbets to form a chatml dataset.
Example
{
"messages": [
{
"role": "user",
"content": "What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 01, 2025 This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. [Click here to view the full post]("
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I'm betting $100 that SPY will be red all night, all the way into tomorrow evening."
}
]
}
Usage
from datasets import load_dataset
ds = load_dataset("sbussiso/wallstreetbets-reddit-9-30-2025")
print(ds)
Ethical Considerations and Warnings
- Content may include offensive or unsafe material depending on source. Use responsibly.
Licensing
MIT
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